Cooking A High Calorie Meal - Kali Muscle
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Kali Muscle showing people without a lot of money how to cook a high calorie meal.
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This guy is what everyone thinks their cellmate will be in prisons.
This needs more likes lmfao
Is that betty white dappin
It’s also the designated guy who fucks dude that drops the soap
It happens
Protein drink farts are the worst
I was making this at home and some guy broke in, shanked me and stole it.
😂😂😂
HAHAHA
Peter Piper 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shanked you🤣🤣
Yoowww 😂😂😂😂😂
This dude look like a gears of war character lmao 😆
I'm fuckin dead😄😄 gears of war lookin ass foreal
😭😭😭😭
Oh my gosh, you are right!
Yeah man I agree
If gears of war ever make a movie they better cast him
The irony of his message then vs now. Today he's eating Almonds and Asparagus😂.
This type of content doesn’t make money on yt now
Lool sodium conscious
He did a whole response video to his own video explaining how he was wrong
Facts he almost died
@@RoseBarber-uf4bf from salt or from his peds
Kali, you have the physique of a Street Fighter 4 character forreal XD
Azerrz i love your videos man
Adam Ahmed how the hell was I advertising? lol
***** I heard he once fingered a woman, the police are still looking for the other half of her body :)
Hey Azzers, I'm subbed to you, fancy seeing you here!
XD
"Sir, Alcatraz is closing now and your tour ended 5 hours ago."
David James 💀💀
I’m dead
(X
David James lmboooooooo 💀💀💀
Kali: SODIUM!!!
I'm glad my boy got his health right but this shit HILARIOUS.😂😂😂
fr 😭
What you mean health right ? what happened to him ?
@@drugbustin he was abusing gear
@@Cosmicmorales aah makes sense.
@@drugbustinHeart attack
6 years later this is still fucking gold
we back ay lmao
Facts I seen this years ago on my old old account
I remember watching this when I was like 11 lmao
Lmao!!!
Yeah, but he has cut about a 100lbs since this video..
This guy is so strong he picked up his jail cell and put it in his house.
SnakeAholic omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂
SnakeAholic you are funnier than me I love the way you can tell your stories
SnakeAholic 😭😭😭
SnakeAholic 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
SnakeAholic so true
This is the longest tutorial to cooking noodles I've ever seen.
And di noddle is already cold before he will eat dem all😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
Lol 🤣
Lolol
Lmao righhhtt
Yahahahahahahaha...
8 years later this video never fails to bring me back to it
I’m back too. This is goated sh*t
same, random thought popped in my head making me think of it. Had to come watch
@@RamMan2016
🤣🤣
I did aswell bruv, believe it or not.
Cracks me up in this vid.... .
First person i ever see do a muscle up.
Ong
It’s crazy Kali looked like this and now he’s a whole new man and even different attitude. Crazy what drugs will do to you
PRISON GUARD: Kali it's time to wrap up, its light out.
KALI: what?
PRISON GUARD: take your time sir , i apologize
😂🤣🤣🤣
Real shit though no one fucking with kali he just to big dog
🤣🤣🤣
😂
😂
Who's notice the fact that he is really good at math
BigPapiChulo 84 11×2 22 GRAMS OF PROTEIN... yeah he's good at math 😂😂😂
aarrhhh.... hahhahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
BigPapiChulo 84 That's pre basic math
Arithmetic
BigPapiChulo 84 Lol, anyone can do that, that's called common sense, not being good at math.
“For all you runway models stick to your Almonds and asparagus with a side of celery” 😂😂😂
That shit had me dead 😂😂😂
Me too 😅😅😅
i love food so even that sounds good too me 😂
He said omlets
Take baby bites
“B**** n**** u ain’t gone never get swole” 😂😂😂😂😂
@@hotboiikb da funniest part 😅😅😅
Fav part
😀🤣🤣🤣💪🏾💪🏾
Who’s here during Corona 2020
Joe B 🤩
This self quarantine is prep for prison, we getting SWOLE
im eating my almonds and asparagus to stay clean
In 2021 after corona this will be a gourmet meal
@@oberwri1623 same bro, in a cut right now hahaha
I made this and tried to eat..Now, I am writing this comment in a hospital
😂😂😂
Ahsbhd Yskjs hahaha hope your okay 🙏
Ahsbhd Yskjs well you gotta work the calories off they aren't gonna just give you insta muscles
God bless u😂
Ahsbhd Yskjs n mmm hi kkl4
Gordon Ramsay should see this
This was the guy that taught Gordon how to teach those prisoners to cook
Dhruv Prakash lmao you dirty for that lmao im done...
CamaroSS0914 nah man you saw him boil it water first lmao
"IT'S FUCKIN RAW!"
yes
Guy went from this to being afraid of drinking water 😂
Nah brother fruit juice is way more electrical than h2o
@@Mylonelystudioit also has way more sugar lmao
This dudes shoulder is larger than my fucking ass cheek.
😂😂
😂😂😂
yup same lol
lol
you so buff I can't even get that buff
Nigga you better check my resubay.
roomforthefiiixins Ahahaha!
roomforthefiiixins LMAO.
Best comment ever haha
Yo saying that shit out loud has me just as weak LMAOOO XD
Laughed so hard LMAOOO
“Just gonna put a lil bit of mayo in there.”
Pours mustard
Lol he looked right at it too
linda Silvia right😂
LRODD BeAtZ lmfao my thought exactly
RAW MUSCLE
Getting real excited about his meal, give me your spread!😂🤣
This is one of the greatest TH-cam videos of all time
With all that sodium Kali's corpse will still be edible in a thousand years...
😂
This is funny as hell...🤣
At least he won’t have to worry about a fellow inmate killing him for his “spread”.
Edible?? U say it like a mf gana eat his body 🤣😂
marinated and pickled from the inside out
i did this but instead of getting muscle i got diabetes
+Zaraki Grimes loool
L
lol
+Zaraki Grimes diabetes? daum
+Zaraki Grimes You made me laugh out loud just now haha
He's teaching me how to survive in college
underrated comment
klegend0 agree
Not true
mommommum lies
Michael Delagarza. dude shut the hell up damn issa joke
He makes this look so good, and I’ve made it like twice and each time it’s disgusting lol but I keep making it bc he makes it look good, hoping it’ll taste better each time
Dude. I've made the same thing. And it tastes AMAZING
😂
Try this recipe.
1. Hot Cheetos (Xxtra hot preferred)
2. Chetto puffs (cheesy)
3. Top ramen packet (Chicken, Shrimp, beef flavor) - I always use chicken.
4. Slim Jim’s
5. Whole Kosher pickles
6. Pork cracklings or Pork skin (spicy flavored)
Steps:
Pre: have water boiling before starting
1. Smash top ramen packet until it’s all broken, open the bag and remove the seasoning.
2. Add the ramen into an empty bag (make sure there’s no holes) and then pour packet seasoning in it as well.
3. Crush all chips I listed in ingredients and add that to the bag as well.
4. Cut up the slim Jim’s into little pieces and the kosher pickles as well then add that to the bag as well.
5. Add liquid from pickle jar to the bag, just a little.
6. Mix everything up and then add the boiling or very hot water to the bag. This step is crucial because you can ruin your spread. Add about a half cup first and then start mixing the ingredients. Make sure everything’s wet but not too soaked. Then just keep adding a little bit of water at a time and mix until it’s at a texture you like.
Hope you like it bro!
@@Mooshoo23 Bro thanks making an effort in writing all this recipe. Problem is that i am not from US. an i am unfamiliar with most of the brands that you listed. I'll probably have to look for alternatives
Wow that made me hungry at 8:33 I. I he morning after binging on coke for 18th so no sleep appreciate that👌🏿
His cell has more security than jefrey eppsteins.
And eating the same thing every single day drinking water eating noodles
He is his own security
Beyond scared straight has this all the time getting your plate snatched by other prisoners
Prince Andrew incoming, hook him up Kali. He likes Pizza my guy 😀👍🍻
Lmao I can't believe you're here
The funniest cooking program I've ever seen.
yes lol
What about Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time
I know
lmao true
Pasta with mayonnaise? [even with mustard, relish, and honey]
I've never heard of such of thing until now! lol
Legend has it that after this he's still on the toilet to this day.
lol
JesusisKing 8 😂😂😂
i
This is probably one of my favorite videos on TH-cam
How to die by heart failure with Kali Muscle.
good one bro! :D
+xXP1LLZxX I highly doubt this video is meant to be taken seriously. Do you honestly think that Kali eats like that everyday to maintain his muscle mass.
+Anti 1 u r8
+Sm00th TV The sodium is the killer. Easy to fix, don't throw the packets of seasoning in there.
+Sm00th TV Epic
High blood pressure starter kit; pure sodium.
for kidneys stone starter kits? wtf
I'm getting heart burn just from watching.
Sodium is not the real problem. it's the lack of potassium in modern diet that is causing high blood pressure. For every sodium intake one should take four potassium. Pre-modern diet had up to 12000 mg of sodium per day while in today's diet people barely get the minimum recommended 4000 mg. magnesium is another mineral that's lacking and is needed to keep normal bp
Haaaaaaaaaa lol
yes lol
I gained 5lbs of muscle by just mixing the ingredients
I gained 3lbs by just watching
Loll aww
I gained 2lbs by just clicking the video.
I gained 10 pounds by reading this comment raw muscle rawwww
I gained 10 pounds after watching this dude eat
Now he’s eating almonds and asparagus.
this guy built like you used the buff cheat in gta San Andreas
buffmeup :")
lol
Lol
I was generally scared he was going to jump through the screen and punch me for not bringing his water
VoltAgE Harris2 right, we got no water or badge lol
Imdo
I do
Yoo lfammooooo
Same
At what moment do you add some steroids?
Old man, not kid.
***** Oh I think he started adding steroids a long time ago, no doubt. But hey whatever floats his boat.
What I hate though is people lying about being natural when they are doing steroids. Man I dont care if you do steroids you do you, just be fucking honest about it. Man those people piss me off.
One thing is for certain; all that muscle is not due to fucking top ramen and tuna...with honey.
Bahahaha EXACTLY! AT WHAT MOMENT DO YOU AD DIANADOL?
Jealousy...It's eating you guys up.
IronMike212 I am quite far from jealous, although I gotta say he is quite big and that's good for him, I am not jealous. Never the less anyone who knows how muscle mass works would know that one MUST take steroids to build muscle that size. The body has a limit for how much muscle it can build, due to lack of testosterone (primeraly). So saying that he uses steroids is not saying we are jealous, it is simply saying "You do not get that fucking big from eating fucking topramen and tuna all day"
Чему соболезнуешь? Моему хорошему контенту?
Ты типичный бабл квасер
The golden years of TH-cam bodybuilding. You had to be there.
Facts
on god
Yep that's when I started really eating right. Got Swolle! =)
Wrong, golden years are now with NH, GVS, BaldOmniMan, Alex Leonidas (AlphaDestiny), etc
Omarisuf,POG, Twinmuscle, campbellfitness, Matt Ogus, strengthcamp, Marc lobliner, Christian Guzman ….good times
Shout outs to life coach Corey IYKYK
Me: Kali, how tf you recording in prison bruh??
Kali: what u say??
Me: Nothing man, my bad..enjoy your gumbo
Willis Paul lmao 😂gumbo
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“But I appreciate you bringing it sucka”
😂😂😂
I tried this, my face now looks like his left bicep 💪 High gains baby 👿🔥🍝🍗
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You just has a stroke buddy
I just put oysters in my noodles and that shit was nasty
Tyshown Ramirez lmao
Usually bodybuilders say; If it taste good spit it out :P
Tyshown Ramirez lmaol
Tyshown Ramirez i just ate this meal didnt add the oysters tho gotta say it was actually good
Tyshown Ramirez that's why I used tuna every time I made my breaks
So much sodium I'd be Chinese after this meal
Hippie
What's wrong with being Chinese? Hippie ass bitch
***** hahahahaha!
How the fuck does sodium have to do with being chinese stupid bitch
Nathan Naw duh
I had a heart attack from just watching, but gained 5 lbs of RAW MUSCLE... RAW MUSCLE
Lol
How about cooked muscle
why is it sounds like Kali's voice in my head?
You gained 5 lbs of ramen noodles
D PATT 😂😂😂🥴💯
this is no longer prison food its I'm broke in 2023 food
Nah he just using spongebobs anchor arms.
W
+Turtle R profile pictures check out
haha I remember that.
l0l at anc arms
lmao bro
This is one of the most iconic videos in TH-cam history
he cant make up his mind if sodium is good or bad lmao
lmao
It's just as much Sodium as it is Chloride.. NaCl = salt
+Tank Elric shut up you're not smart
A man wanna eat what a man wanna eat when a man wanna eat.
l0l
Чему ты соболезнуешь, моему хорошему контенту? Ты типичный баблквасер.
Full of swoledium
Best Comment!
you win
The ODer Stopper S now it says 700
TongueGooseSka ...like #701 lol. 2018
Now it’s 741
He look like my CJ in San Andreas
lmao
😂😂😂
After u use the max muscle cheat😂
Cheat codes
@@lukemorel5172 HAHAHAHAH
This guy is the hodge twins crazy uncle that got locked up for having too many gains
Yoooo this needs more likes🤣🤣🤣
I laughed way too damn hard at this comment!!
😋
I believe that ONG
Bro the growth from this to the watermelon diet is insane keep up the good work fam 💯💯💯
Right! Crazy 360
Shit is a classic lmao never gets old I just came back years later to watch it 😭😭
Same
Thought I was the only one lol
Shi same here
Sames
This dude is hilarious 🤣
This shit funny af😂😂😂😂
hmm 😂😂😂
WillieeB Tv
wоrkеd fоr mе! I wоrkеd just likе I thоught it wоuld. It wаs еаsу еnоugh аnd I just wаnt оthеrs tо knоw whеn sоmеthing wоrks. Cheсk оut it оn this blоg twitter.com/58a1aa9d6b4579bed/status/788632172043366400 Cооking А High Cаlоriе Mеeеeаl w Каli Мusсlе
too damn funny. hahahaha
Little BakPao yggjgfggyyggvgcffgygtyygh
“How many carbs up in this mothafuka”
King of New York 😂😂😂
Keeping it real!🤣
Loooool
Its funny because right when I scrolled and found this comment he said the same thing.
Syncz, yes he did. Funny
Well this video aged well. My man is now preaching to not eat like that lol
legend has it he's still preparing that dish till today.
Cương Biên
mr rambo LOL
mr rambo lol your right
mr rambo no stfu
AHAHHAHAH ya killed me
his shoulder is bigger than his head lol
*G A I N Z*
ShamoneyXL XD
HamesAlwaysWins he slimmed down
You known me yesterday
thats how men are built.... aren't ur shoulders bigger than your head?
LOL WTF did I just watch!??
Road to some serious health issues. Don't do it, just don't ever do it.
Taylor Cruize Thanks for compliment.
The best video on TH-cam.
Same lol
Cooking a high calorie meal W/ Kali Muscle...
Thank Aaron Griffin later.
I come from the future to tell y’all that kali is now weighing 170 and is eating watermelon only😅
This man looks like an upgraded version of bettle juice
LMAO fucked up
cxshout 403 Real shit😂
Who me?
Beets already 6 feet 450 lb
@@INMATE2468 beetle said he 20 ft tall 😂😂
No wonder some people starving because this fella eating all the food.
That shit ain't even enough to feed me
@@allenslayz5118 F A T B O I
AllenSlayz F A T A S S
AllenSlayz F A T M A N
Lol
After shooting this video, he slapped on a suit, went to a respectable business meeting, and gave a sales pitch that ended with success.
He leaned on the conference table & it shattered into pieces
@@hanjunghuk9433 b r u h 😂😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Communism With Giggles 😂😂😂
@Truth Hurts so.... how did you come to that conclusion idiot?
Guy's an absolute unit
A unit in a unit
He's half the size he was here
@@imfreklz5300 😭
Just like how my inmates do it and they work out like crazy. This video is satire why the dislikes? This shit is meant to be funny BUT it's 100% reality in prison.
Do you really think prisoners get that much for, they don't get a third of that
+Mustafa Yasin incorrect. I work in a prison and they get 10x this. If they afford it, they can have it.
omg how old are u?
+Farhad Qureshi 28. I don't see how people think inmates have nothing in prison. It depends on the type of prison and the inmates status. Some inmates have TV's, radio's, and other luxuries. It's not uncommon. They still have minor right and entitlements in this country.
ill take your word for it
“How many carbs up in this motherfucka”😂
Shit had me buggin too😂😂😂😂😂😂
Made me laugh too
😂😂😂
Hope u get your shh slapped
my guy is beefy as hell!!!😬
He can’t even look to the side without moving his whole body 😂
In prison you must have to face everyone you're talking to. If you turn around or drop something you might have a problem. LOL
U just a internet talker
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
I remember watching this video when it first came out and I’m glad I never listened to your dietary advice
I gained 3 pounds just watching the video
If you watch it in slow-mo, you gain 5 pounds!
I am 100% full natty, so I did even gain 30pounds after watching twice
+Evander Smart lol dwl. best comment on this video. i gained 6.5 just watching the mayo spread
+Evander Smart I got to thinking about this meal. Just skip the RAMEN, SKIP THE TUNA, and just eat a whole freaking bottle of MAYO. There's yours 10,000 calorie but chances are you won't live long. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
+What is Bitcoin? best comment ever
+What is Bitcoin? Ofc you did, but it was all the ice cream you engulfed
When your stone af and you mix everything you got in your fridge 😂
MrMorpilo then it tastes like shit so you throw it away 😂😂
Samuel .S Luna hell no when you're high you don't taste anything that will not go to waste😂😂😂😂
MrMorpilo this is called stoner foods watch on shane dawsons channel there way better than this
Samuel .S Luna but you rolled up again and got higher so you made another one! 🤣🤣
Izzy Money 😂😂😂 probably lol
“If your a Abercrombie & Fitch model, you don’t need all these calories. Go ahead and eat your almonds and asparagus” lmao
Classic Kali
With a side of celery!😂
Mr Holmes I had to watch it again still HILARIOUS, now I know how to get skinny for 2020. HAPPY NEW YEAR BROTHER!!!😂🤣🎆🎇🎉 ASPARAGUS AND ALMONDS!!
*you're
BOP BOP
Imagine calling a dude in jail and you hear this goofy sounding stereotypical Booty Warrior theme music playing in the background 🤣
ииии жанм сол
Ok, so after you eat that, how many injections of STERIOIDS?
Lol. This comment is so funny to me. I love how he made sure to capitalize every letter of steroids. That was cute
hahaha u know the most funny bit? SMALL BALLS!
who the fuck. cares? he still has to bust his ass every day in the gym its not like you are gonna take stuff sit on your ass and grow muscle.Additionaly he spent some time for drugs,robberries and shit so if he didint have this body he would bust your skull to get some money
+Ana K 😂 really
+Kadrian Jackson yes really
He looks like a side character from gears of war
The One you mean cole train from gears of war 3
@@silentjolt3210 wooooooo
The One cooollleee traaiiinnn
Gow 3 cole train football player
Hello my fellow gears fans. There's not a lot of us these days.
I thought he was going to use toilet water instead lol
eeewwww fucking gross man! haha but when your in prison you gotta do what ya gotta do
lol
El chapo
That was probably toilet water....thats why he din't need to spit in it
it wouldn't matter since he boiled the water
From this to today... whoever listens to this man is certainly heading for an early grave 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Kali muscle looks like CJ when I do the buffmeup cheat 😂😂😂
It’s ture 😂😂😂
zlayson 😂😂😂
Frfr😂😂😂
Ahhh word San Andreas was first thing that came to mind like lol what cheat code this guy used
He got the tank top to that added to it hahahah
Couldn’t imagine the epic dump this produces.
Jesus Christ just imagine the smell 🤣 man’s digesting Super Tuna, oyster noodles mixed with a 1/3 bottle of Mayo, relish and honey 🥴
I feel like it would cause constipation with all that sodium
Huh?
Bro it’s gotta be the nastiest most smelliest dookie ever known to man 😂 mustard and horse relish sodium filled shit just marinating in the toilet 🤢 would hate to be his cell mate while he’s pinching that off. 💩
😂😂😂😂
Me: Who Took My Phone?!
Kali Muscle: Me
Me: o-oh okay im so sorry to bother you
Lmao😂 i feel you bro
ratatwang uwu seems like u got a chicken heart...
@@darshanshankar6689 nah... He just doesn't wanna die
THE TANK why u niggas say that shit but then get ya’ll ass beat
ShellCactus2734 I bet kali muscle can’t even fight
When he called him a sorry bastard I just lost it and cried of laughter 🤣🤣🤣
LOOOOOOL SO DID I
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I made that exact version and had me farting at work constantly and people would be like "Did you smell that?" and I'd be like "yeah, it was the ICU patient 5 doors from here."
that's fucking funny i do the same at 🏫
Bjørn omfg im dead 😂😂😂😂
Who’s still here in 2019
John Chan Chann lol my freshmen year of high school tryna to get on the football team but didn’t have a job back then lol
Your mama be calling the prison
Чему соболезнуешь?Моему хорошему контенту?
This is what you'd call, the Kali Casserole.
Mr. Lord Garb lol
Kali Casserswole*
Hahaha this guy had me laughing from start to end...he's a character
Henry Medina Naaaahh.......
Really?
hahahahahha aww shit.
Matt Pazz peny needles
People are getting diarrhea in the comment section
This is a joke no one should try this 😆😆😆😆
buddy he talks about nearly having heart attacks and huge headaches like 3 times a day because of the amount of sodium he ate in jail.
True
+A.Glooo its a joke to laugh at not to try
Unless you're in jail and you have no other options 😂
AmerMilkyWay Legends say if you tell a joke, a white knight will appear.
Just stick to playing destiny and watching nKuch lmao
5,000 calories. Lol... does anyone believe this stuff
...and it's sad that some people will actually believe Kali and do this at home. It's sad that they'll actually eat this because they want to get big like him or at least that's what they're thinking.
Kali Muscle, you are extremely muscular and you have tons of people who follow you. Your fans want some real, legit information coming from you. Stop being fake and stop pretending to be something you're not. Be real and true to yourself but most importantly, be true to your fans. They don't deserve this bullshit.
It's a prison cook up , it works & actually taste good I still make them sometimes Iike it better with summer sausage, pickles, nacho cheese, jalapenos, chilli, refried beans, rice,& Doritos or fritos sprinkled on top. True story
And a little Barbeque sauce
Marlon Blake lol that's what's up! That shit is fire 🔥 👌
He's telling you what he had to eat in prison you bitch
You can make muscle by eating that you just have to workout as hard as him
My blood pressure went up just knowing how much salt is in that tub 😂
Just drink lots of water
Are you trying to get swole or what?
Calories in calories out
That's the best part haha
Creatine my man! 💪🏽
Who actually watching this but never gonna make it 😭
Everyone lol
@@DaRealAP99 y'all never gonna get swole
@@undeadsatan3317 😂😂😂 hell nah gotta cook 5 packs of noodles just get swole muh fucka
Man he didn’t even eat any😭
I made this a few times. Shit fucking smacks.
now he eats only watermelon or starves himself
This is the longest tutorial on making ramen and opening a tuna can I've ever seen.
Zalazar 😂😂😂😂😂
Lolol
You think this will get someone more muscles
History Guy007 dude honestly I’m not sure
💀💀💀💀💀
This comment section consists of:
40%: " is he actually in jail?"
40%: " blah blah fucken steroids blah"
10%: " I'm going to try this"
10%: replying to " I'm going to try this" with "don't"
you forgot cancer
+Troll Control lmao
+Troll Control and 60% sodium
"Y'all mufuckas ova deah eatin like runway models" 🤣🤣🤣
Satsui Nohado 🤣🤣😂😂
Came in for the watermelons, and stayed for the sodium. Love you, Kali, you are a real G!
Ima gain five pounds of RAAAAAWWE Bussle
Bussle😂😂😂
iamthaking21 lol
👍 (thumb'd) haha
Is this how GTA San Andreas looks on PC ?
Steven Mendoza haha your funny
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Steven Mendoza 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You sir deserve an oscar
Yup with the cheat code to make you look buff
Lmfao