It's been "about time" since before this epidemic happened. The problem is tons of people side with him and, even now, believe he's doing a good job. I hope they all take generous amounts of hydroxychloroquine.
NYC is digging mass graves for "unclaimed" bodies on Hart island, while China is testing every single international passenger coming in with nose/throat swaps for nucleic acid testing of the virus. What a time we live in. "If between 100,000 and 200,000 (Americans die from the virus), we've all together done a very good job.” --Trump.
@@Zzyzzyzzs I know. Long overdue is what it is. It is quite frustrating, very alarming and just plain incredible to see him still playing at being president, that he still is allowed to. -Even for us foreigners.
@TheRenaissanceman65 "It’s going to disappear. It’s like a miracle, it will disappear." "Within a couple of days number (of infected patients) is going to be down to close to zero" "The season flu is worse, don't worry, it's all under control." “Anyone who wants a test can get one” "The US was 'most prepared country in the world”"you don't have to wear a mask , 'It's only a recommendation' " "If between 100,000 and 200,000 (Americans die from the virus), we've all together done a very good job.” "'the horror of the Invisible Enemy,..., must be quickly forgotten,' ----Trump This general election, if a dog is running against Trump, I will vote for the dog.
I know the feeling. I am a compulsive hand washer for over 20 years now. BUT I suffer mainly from CDO... that is basicly the same as OCD, but in alphabetical order :)
@@BrutalSnuggles I know. I saw. But I also saw him saying he was glad to see other people washing their hands. I can't really see why it would make you glad, as someone with OCD, when people wash their hands. And not even compulsively. As a germaphobe I could imagine you're happy with any increase of handwashing in society. That's why I wanted to check whether he wasn't (also or instead) a germaphobe.
Get on Twitter and read the comments from the @RealDonaldTrump followers. It's sickening! They will still vote for him (without facemasks because God will protect them).
"It’s going to disappear. It’s like a miracle, it will disappear." "Within a couple of days number (of infected patients) is going to be down to close to zero" "The season flu is worse, don't worry, it's all under control." “Anyone who wants a test can get one” "The US was 'most prepared country in the world”"you don't have to wear a mask , 'It's only a recommendation' " "If between 100,000 and 200,000 (Americans die from the virus), we've all together done a very good job.” "'the horror of the Invisible Enemy, .....,must be quickly forgotten' ----Trump
I love that he made his wife laugh in less than the first minute and a half. Especially because her laughing made him start to crack! Too cute! That's a sign of a good, solid, healthy relationship.❤
"It should not be a full time job to find a full time job" oh man, that triggered some 2008 flashbacks for me. Factory I was working at laid off 90 percent of workforce overnight, no warning for any of us and found out at about 6 am when I was entering the building to clock in, spent 6 long month on unemployment and food stamps searching every day for work, nothing was hiring in the rural area I lived in at the time. Which is another reason why I will never vote for a Republican ever again, especially when mitch "the b#tch" stated on national tv that the goal of the Republican party was to ensure Obama was a one term president rather than admit 11 percent of Americans was suddenly unemployed by their own actions and announced to not cooperate at all to relieve the suffering of the American people.
@Spirit Winds Ok, I watched about one minute of that video, what the hell does that have to do with anything I stated in my comment? I want my wasted minute back.
"99% of failure comes from those who make excuses"__George Washington "If not now,when?;if not us,who?"__JFK "The search for a Scapegoat is the easiest hunting expedition"__Dwight D Eisenhower "Amazing what you can achieve when you do not care who gets the credit"__Harry S Truman "I do not take any responsibility at all"__Donald J Trump
@@virginiatyree6705 "Monsters exist, but they are too few in number to be truly dangerous. More dangerous are the common men, the functionaries ready to believe and to act without asking questions" - Primo Levi, Italian chemist and holocaust survivor.
4 10 20 Hey@@allanpatterson7653, Thanks, I enjoy that quote too! I am verry HAPPY my mother's a genius with a photographic memory! She reminds that I'll never be able to learn all there is to learn. However, that doesn't keep me from trying. Because I know nothing & remember less...v
Stephen Colbert, appears to be a closet drunk that’s why he’s always make a note since he’s probably always drunk he’s so out there so pathetic needs to get another job maybe he can be a Uber driver delivering food or cashier real job and appreciate what is the working worker out in the 40s and not blame the president for this fires had nothing to do with our country it was Chyna in the middle eastern which got away with it I am fact in all the world. I think he needs to do a a teleconference meeting for his drinking problem. 🤬🥴🍹🥃
Bush was smarter than Trump. He actually listened to the scientific community and forewarned of a pandemic. When someone is dumber than Bush. Oh. Crazy. Senile. I forgot to mention that Trump is all of those things.
I wish we had a leader who would order all states to do the testing, get weekly tallies, and they can then effectively decide where to reopen the economy. Going through this blindly is nothing short of foolish
1) vote those bastards out of office. 2) wonder why we're bothering to pay federal taxes if the federal government isn't doing anything to help us when we need it.
Lyre Paradox ,Your government is seizing all the medical equipment from every state that was told to take care of themselves. It was seized by femur. FEMA has been sold it to retailers and then the rest can go to states. Even though it’s already bought and paid for by the state that ordered it in the first place. Thanks Jared and Trump
Sad thing is large corporations are going to use this as a prime time to replace all the higher paid employees by making their lay offs permanent and replacing them with minimum wage workers and dont you worry CEOs will still get millions of dollars in bonuses this year
I don't think they are counting the people who doe from having it in their heart. I don't know for certain, but I think NY is thinking of beginning to count those who have died at home because they couldn't get tested.
China is testing every single international passenger coming in with nose/throat swaps for nucleic acid testing of the virus, while NYC is digging mass graves for "unclaimed" bodies on Hart Island. What a time we live in. th-cam.com/video/5P88TVa3q0Q/w-d-xo.html This is Sky news reporters going through the airport in China. th-cam.com/video/f6WxOdJATq4/w-d-xo.html This is mass burial captured by drone in New York City as morgues pushed to limit
*+Cynthia Veit* Stephen's so adorable when it comes to his family. His eyes light up when he speaks of them and when he said, "I married the right girl", I got the distinct impression he was sincere. As I said; adorable.
Jean Jones yes because the best president is one who takes no responsibility during a national crisis that he could have taken responsibility for earlier and kept the US below the leading spot of infections, the US has more cases that Italy which is in an actual nationwide quarantine
@@jeanjones1846 So you ADMIT you vote for an ANTI-AMERICAN TERRORIST & DICTATOR, because you HATE America. Well I AM VOTING GREEN or MAYBE FOR SOCIALIST BERNIE SANDERS.... AND ONE OF THEM WILL WIN.... NOTHING ANY OF YOUR ANTI-AMERICAN TRAITORS CAN DO TO CHANGE IT!!
1:09 That chuckle in the background and Stephen’s slight break of character made my day 🤣 Not to mention the gradual increase of his family’s presence in these vids. Truly a silver lining 😂
Feel like I need to say it again: It’s not how one acts when times are good that defines their character, it’s how they act when times are bad. Trump is a double threat guy.
@@ogatkinson6274 Bernie Sanders, socialists, Julian Assange, Edward Snowden, Dr Jill Stein, Ralph Nader, Greta Thunberg are the real heroes. Unlike freeloading cuntservatives, they don't have the luxury of massive welfare from taxpayers which they waste only getting themselves & their immediate family rich. Sanders, Thunberg, would massively help 99% of the population: save their economy, save their lives, & fight for freedom for those who deserve it: the innocent.
You apparently don't know what the federal budget pays for, do you... About half of it goes to Social Security and Medicare to begin with (amazingly enough making the USA the most socialist country in terms of absolute spending for social programs) most of the rest is spent on the military as well as mandatory interest payment on our national debt. Only about 10% of the federal budget is really bickered about by politicians, everything else is considered 'untouchable.'
@@pop5678eye Except the Republicans have been trying to cut Social Security and Medicare for decades. Why do you think they're so focused on trying to cut the payroll tax? While both Republicans and Democrats have constantly pushed for increases to the military.
482lost I have a feeling he will push the governors & mayors (who are loyal to him) to fudge the numbers. Truly cynical I know but I wouldn’t be surprised.
Trump’s pandemic strategy - - keep telling lies to cover up missteps - shift the focus when he’s caught red handed - rebuke people who challenge him - Blame others - Collect all credit - Deny any responsibility
Do not forget that in the Fox echo chamber he has literally said everything from it's just the flu - 15 cases now, will be zero soon to we are at war with this pandemic And don't forget - everyone who needs a ventilator has one (while NYC front line doctors and nurses are putting two people on 1 ventilator and being forced to make their own PPE's His lies are endless and are needlessly costing American lives.
Suzy Qualcast Plenty of that happening in the states still, sadly, as only some states have legalized it. Colorado, my state, was first to legalize recreational sale. It’s also illegal on the federal level, classified as a schedule one drug (the worst kind with no medicinal use). Laws vary even on a county by county basis with states. Some places you can get jailed for having just a SEED in the car, while others allow you to carry up to one ounce or more. Most places that have legalized it also allow each adult to grow a certain number of plants for their personal use (here it’s six). So, basically, there’s no uniformity nationally and customs/culture and laws surrounding it vary greatly depending where you live.
Meanwhile Biden’s make Millions shipping US jobs overseas while being against legalizing weed. Trump Let’s states decide where weed should be legal and doesn’t prosecute federally. Then a pandemic breaks out and Trump lets states decide how to deal with it. Then the people that have called him a facist the last 4 years cry that the federal government hasn’t issued a lock down. You guys are insane.
"Dead Horse Violates Two Local Men" was the crowning jewel of the small town newspaper I used to work for. "Local Men In Violation After Dead Horse Found On Land" would have been more accurate, but less catchy.
@@notimeforthis7377 I think you misread your crazy pants right wing propaganda news letter this morning. The only way Biden ever made millions was the books he wrote and he hasn't shipped any jobs overseas. Also, he isn't against legalizing weed. Trump actively increased prosecutions of legal marijuana dispensaries. Trump is a fascist. That is a clear objective fact that everyone who isn't grossly ignorant knows, and ordering people to stay inside during a pandemic isn't fascism. Your education is terrible.
Saudi arabia and Yemen arent killing each other, Saudi Arabia has been killing Yemenis and caused the biggest famine of our time with milions of yemenis dying of hunger.
I see myself in Stephen losing his mind and I see my husband as the skilled cocktail maker who stands in a corner and laughs at me and makes me smile too, as a result. I love how Evie giggles from the doorway. Hahaha. #ColbertFam, we love you. Please know that even though it's a tough week, you've got people who love you, need you, and admire your talent and humanity. Thank you for keeping the show going.
That’s what happened in 2016. People who either forgot about the third reich and the holocaust or never learned anything about them in the first place voted for trump.
"Those who forget the past are doomed to vote for Hillary in 2020." Want a new vote? www.change.org/p/bernie-sanders-request-bernie-sanders-re-enter-the-2020-presidential-race
Break up the states, enough of this libertarian third world country government . Let the West Coast and Northeast secede, California is the world's 4th largest economy, leave all the poor rural states behind.
@Launchboy: This is why it never made any sense to me to put the people who don't believe in Federal Government in charge of the Federal Government. If the members of the gop don't believe in Federal Government, then why the hell are they even there? What the hell are they doing there, besides being a rectally obstructive carbuncle?
@Moderate American clearly its Obama's fault. Trump has only been president a couple weeks...no way he could have made the changes in time...oh...wait. 4 years you say? He's the ultimate deal maker you say? He has all the best people and is the greatest at building things you say? Stop blaming shit on Obama. He's had an entire term to make any changes he felt necessary.
@Phix Hi. I spent the entirety of my sixteenth year on this Earth in my basement eating only Raisin Bran because it was the only safe food to me and crying because I couldn't ever feel clean and I couldn't be in the same room as my parents or see any of my friends because everything was tainted. I have spent the past 14 years since then going through therapy and desensitization to my phobias and overwhelming urges to "fix things". And then this all happened. Assuming you know better than others or that they don't know what they're talking about is a very Karen thing to do, Karen.
@Phix What, you've never heard of cleanliness OCD? The hand-washing kind. At my worst, I could be in the shower for FOUR HOURS because I was absolutely convinced each time that I'd somehow failed to clean myself properly and needed to start again. That was hell. But my current well-managed OCD has actually quite well-prepared me for this, because I already have been doing all the sanitary recommendations for years before all this. Don't get too close to other people, check. Don't touch your face because your hands may have germs on them, check. Wash hands frequently, AHAHAA, check.
Whaaat... I'm almost getting tired of winning here! - First my years of self-isolation due to deep depression are paying off in quarantine, now my OCD suddenly comes in handy???
I just tried to imagine it with the sexes switched (e.g. with Samantha Bee hosting). "Hello and welcome. My daughter is my crew, and my husband is out getting me a cocktail. Oh, you got my cup? Thank you very much. [Looking at the camera, smiling.] I married the right boy. [Wink.] Cheers. [Sip.] Mmm. Oh yeah, that was lovely."
@@lunacarmin Aww, well, good for you. :) I'm sorry for the grumpy tone in my reply to your wholesome and heartwarming comment. I wish you and your husband the best.
+piratecheese13 ~ Especially considering that they're figuring out that even light pot smoking makes getting COVID19 much worse, as the lungs become more vulnerable. Basically, don't screw w/your lungs right now. Full stop.
All in on the "don't shake hands again, even after pandemic" - at least not with strangers or "business contacts". Seriously, who needs all that "schmutz" on their hands from people that don't wash their hands at all after using the bathroom.
THANK YOU. I hate the social pressure of having to do it. I'm not antisocial. I'm anti spreading germs, including mine. But I'd put my hands to a petri-dish test against anyone's because at least I know I've washed them--a lot. And hand sanitized.
Same here! I’m a compulsive hand washer, and get grossed out by people leaving the restroom without washing. The handshake needs to become obsolete, because more viruses will be coming.
We used Google Hangouts for our seder. I prepared the ritual food, and delivered that food and haggadot, to my daughters. Then when the sun set, we all lit our candles and had our seder. My poor little grandson was so excited by my voice coming out of his mother's tablet. He went looking for me, not the afikomen. I miss that little cutie.
Deborah Freedman sounds like a great time. Worth the quarantine to spend future years with him. I never had grandparents so he is very lucky to have one as nice as you.
"If I want to get sick from Taco Bell, I want it to be because I ate at Taco Bell." Agreed, I haven't had my cheesy gordita crunch in 3 weeks. GET THOSE PPL MASKS AND GLOVES!
WOWOW. The tweet and directing the States to deal with it themselves. This man has no shame.. Hope you Trumpers are staying home... Please remain there till after the election. Your country will thank you.
wonnehproduction2009 why? what has he done? And forget about the hateful and deceitful rhetoric and lies...what has he really done lol. Look where we are... you want more of this bullshit? Do you have a single working brain cell?
So, you have no state pride? The Republican party is all about more power to the states and less control from the federal government. I think the states need to get their shit together and step up to the plate.
I love the barely audible giggle after "fruit of the vine, it shall become our spiritual drink". THAT made me laugh out loud, in an empty apartment because social distancing. Stay classy Stephen
This is so warming. Haha great to see Stephen at his home element not caring and relaxed. "$@!% it ill just do it!" is the vibe I got and I was laughing good. Loved it! Thanks for still doing these.
As someone with OCD, there is something oddly comforting about my handwashing habits suddenly being seen as normal, rather than something people might judge me over.
4 10 20 Hey eralene wallace, Agree. Letitia James, Attorney General of New York, is going after #LiarInChief & the NRA-yeah. Yes, hang in there! Love your photo. Stay safe & be well. v
Hey, good news! Trump 'and his mob family "just suffered a major defeat in federal court-losing a battle to have a years-old so-called “racketeering enterprising” lawsuit against them decided via secret arbitration. Those claims are now all but certain to be litigated publicly." lawandcrime.com/lawsuit/trump-family-loses-huge-court-fight-to-force-racketeering-enterprise-lawsuit-into-secret-arbitration/
As someone suffering with actual OCD for decades (not those who use the term to humble brag how neat their pantry is or showcase their Mrs. Meyers collection of soaps) I'm all for routine and thorough (not compulsive--why should the rest of you suffer) hand washing and NEVER shaking hands. I hate shaking hands as a ritual. Rubbing someone else's germs all over myself and things and suffer in silence during meetings or parties. And don't get me started on those people who literally wiggle their fingers under water after coming out a public bathroom. That's not being OCD. That's just gross!
@AMERICAN AMERICAN My germs aren't better than yours (and I minimize mine by compulsively washing my hands). That's the point I made by saying YOU don't have to wash as much as me. Thank you for showcasing your ignorance and lack of compassion--YOU are the reason why some people have disorders. If only we could wash away your bad attitude. I might have OCD, but I don't take shit from ANYONE especially some keyboard bully on TH-cam. MUTE!
Advisors: sir a lot people are sick with the virus Trump: will they be able to vote for me? Advisors: how can they?! They are dying!! Trump: fuck them, then. They support fake news and they aren't worth my time. That is his actual response.
LOL Oh boy it's only a matter of time before youtube comments seriously get turned off forever, people are getting *Way* too smart.. The "You're the pandemic" part lolololol trump followers out there actually saying that sh!t. Rats following their pied piper.
Kevin Galindo We went from “we have this under control” to having more cases than any nation on earth and all Trump can say is he gives himself a 10 out of 10 for his response. That’s what you get with a narcissist in chief :(
@@lettingthebearout7528 yes I agree, just saying this idiot is gonna use the lack of tests to say how there were fewer confirmed cases after April because he's a heartless jackass who only cares about how he appears.
I read a “purely satirical” article suggesting that the government pays several billion dollars to trump to get him to leave. At this point, it should move beyond satire and become a reality.
I'd build a luxiry continent for all these dictators, self proclaimed kings, whatever, and send them there to do whatever they want. With their followers as serfs. We could send them free money each year. JUST STAY THE FUCK THERE, and let normal people live.
@@faaaszoooom6778 I thought that they already had Epsteins' pleasure island (pleasure for some) and they know how to get there. Most of the gops have been there.
Night Knight no you don’t, you call people racist... and block people. You’re all the same ... please tell me what the Illuminati.... hahahha there how’s that for a shot
@@zevyzevness3800 You are also here watching Stephen Colbert, genius. You're projecting onto me, the way you feel about yourself. That was a weak, false & misguided shot. I never tell folks in an actual debate that they are racist, nor have I ever blocked anyone yet. To score points in a debate, you'll need to bring some actual facts, not simply lash out with your empty opinions. Thanks for playing, but there are no departing gifts for missing the mark by that much. Looks like my quotes really triggered your snowflake sensibilities! 😁😄😂🤣
“Media outlets must consider putting a delay on airing press briefings from the White House. This will give them time to employ fact-checking to ensure that the public gets accurate information. Otherwise, outlets are airing propaganda and information that may result in more COVID-19 deaths.” - Stephanie Sarkis, Forbes
I stopped watching them for the same reason I will NEVER watch Tiger King. I don't like giving criminals attention or a fake sense of fame. Kind of like when you ignore a toddler throwing a tantrum (which is even more relevant for most of Trumps answers to questions).
Thank you for having a relaxed, humorous approach to this new at home recordings. Your humor does help us get through this "Trumpidtis" disease. Hopefully come November we who'll have a cure. Keep posting videos and keep us laughing.
I've been leaving this post all over this video's comments section: Colbert's "a fortnight bunny royale" reference is one I wouldn't have understood a few months ago. then I had the immense pleasure of watching the wonderful 2000, Japanese film - Battle Royale, (original title, Batoru rowaiaru) right here on youtube. i recommend the movie to EVERYONE! the entire movie is really good but wait for the lighthouse scene with all the school girls. its a fantastic scene that'll knock your socks off! accept no substitutes. this is the original and FAR superior to all the disgusting knock-offs and inferior copies.
My girls are still little, granddaughters not daughters, do I don't get the reference. Lol. Can someone explain it to me please. My old-timers is acting up. Lol
Tree Hugger Battle Royale is a Japanese movie about a middle school class taken to an island and forced to fight to the last student standing. It has a lot in common with The Hunger Games but with more displayed violence and a very different setting. The sequel is quite good as well.
@@rylsahawneh3662 … nice overview. but battle royale was before "hunger games" and is MUCH, MUCH better. battle royale was the original. even movies like "saw," "cabin in the woods" and "cube" are based on battle royale's basic premise. they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. i'm not too sure about that. it seems imitators always bring the quality down several hundred notches. my advice - skip the imitators. watch the ORIGINAL BATTLE! it'll knock your sox off! its available for free right here on youtube!
You can tell he loves her so much! Stephen is a good man. Then you look at Trump and he barely even says Melania's name, it makes me sad for her in a way. The only person Trump loves is himself.
@@kellen5545 He doesn't want to be only when there's a crises. I've been holding my breath these last 3 and half years hoping the US could avoid a crises because it was obvious what would happen.
Sorry to be so blunt, but your president is a dumb-f**k. Now is the time for rational world leaders to tell Drumpf that he is unfit for office, and is endangering his own people.
@@pop5678eye it's 2020 and I still can't believe there were people who made him a president. It's mind boggling and illogical. Straight up from an Orwell novel.
Stephen's family just walking in has made this the single greatest episode to have ever aired on this show. I absolutely love it. No one is safe from those WFH struggles! 😂
We'll return next week to Stephen just sitting there with a Castaway beard, drinking and talking to a volleyball he calls Wilson. And we'll all be like, "Hey, you know Wilson too? Small world."
So far, he's pushed it off onto Pence and Kushner, and he's blamed it on the Democrats, China, the WHO, and Obama, and even Dubya a little bit. He explicitly stated that he takes no responsibility for any of it and characterized the (proper and appropriate) role of the federal govt as procurer in such a situation as that of a shipping clerk. So it was destined to be the states' fault at some point. He was running out of scapegoats.
I would hug a Chinese to cast my vote for President Trump. You lefties realize that you are crossing your fingers that the dregs of society will actually show up for you. I can't wait to see Mr. Biden "debate" President Trump... it's gonna be a blood bath; the guy doesn't even know where he is half the time. When was the last time he spit out a coherent sentence?
You mean the guy that stands at Donnie Dotard's right hand? "Every body says, and I've heard it from the best people that this God fellow is great, but obviously is not endowed with my unmatched wisdom." Don't pray to Him - pray to Me - this God fellow preaches stuff like "What you do to the least of my brethren, you do to Me" and Love thy neighbor as thyself" That nonsense is contrary to All GOP beliefs. and will never take hold.
What consistently confounds me, is why this President appears to have so much support from the the evangelicals of the United States? From my low brow intellectual perspective, he does not follow or project any of the virtues I would connect with the gospels of Christianity.
@@Caswell39ADavern WOW how interesting! Hey u know what's funny about that? If true, I'll bet Fox was disappointed that Trump continued to downplay it even into *March.* But I sure am glad that Trump realized he was wrong, apologized and solidly took accountability. Oops! Another fantasy! 🤦
It's bad enough to make fun of Christianity any day but Easter? I used laugh at his political jokes, but without an audience he isn't the least bit funny.
I’d love to never shake someone’s hand again. I’ve seen enough people leave the public bathroom without washing their hands to be fine with just waving, nodding or bowing to strangers from now on.
Japanese have been doing it right all along. Bowing to show respect is not bad imho. Unless you're in front of a bad guy, that's when you hold your head up high.
@@jaydominic bowing the head only maybe, but they have to do it too, because its degrading to bow to somebody looking at you, whether they are normal people or presidents or prisoners. If people clean their hands and themselves like they should be there wouldnt be a problem, but so many dont so you cant trust them. A small head bow of acknowledgement from both sides or a wave should be enough after this.
Also there's always the people who think it shows manliness or something to crush your hand (or maybe they're just oblivious to their strength). I have arthritis in my hands and I always cringe when someone wants to shake.
Abdul It’s degrading to bow to someone looking at you? I fail to see that. I suppose every stage performer gets degraded at the end of their performance then. After all, it’s the performers who bow, not the audience.
Handshaking is pretty stupid. I've known way too many people that critically judge someone's character by their handshake. Why? How about their personality or work ethic? No, too hard?
This has been my favorite Late Show in a long time. As a fellow Catholic, I almost wanted to bow when the said the blessing of the wine bit from Mass. Keep 'er moving, Colbert. :)
Hilarious. Comedians having to stream from home during this pandemic. The comedians that still can keep you laughing at this point are the very best. He's one of them! I'm sure it's very difficult to do this job without an audience. And I appreciate he's still dressing up for us.
Isn't it about time for the trump presidency to be called out for the murderously negligent criminals that they are . . . ! ?
It's been "about time" since before this epidemic happened. The problem is tons of people side with him and, even now, believe he's doing a good job. I hope they all take generous amounts of hydroxychloroquine.
NYC is digging mass graves for "unclaimed" bodies on Hart island, while China is testing every single international passenger coming in with nose/throat swaps for nucleic acid testing of the virus. What a time we live in.
"If between 100,000 and 200,000 (Americans die from the virus), we've all together done a very good job.” --Trump.
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I know. Long overdue is what it is.
It is quite frustrating, very alarming and just plain incredible to see him still playing at being president, that he still is allowed to.
-Even for us foreigners.
@TheRenaissanceman65 "It’s going to disappear. It’s like a miracle, it will disappear." "Within a couple of days number (of infected patients) is going to be down to close to zero" "The season flu is worse, don't worry, it's all under control." “Anyone who wants a test can get one” "The US was 'most prepared country in the world”"you don't have to wear a mask , 'It's only a recommendation' " "If between 100,000 and 200,000 (Americans die from the virus), we've all together done a very good job.” "'the horror of the Invisible Enemy,..., must be quickly forgotten,' ----Trump
This general election, if a dog is running against Trump, I will vote for the dog.
Americans killing each other is called patriotism, somehow.
I have diagnosed OCD and yeah, I'm glad other people are washing their damn hands for a change. :-)
Do you have OCD or are you a germaphobe?
I know the feeling. I am a compulsive hand washer for over 20 years now. BUT I suffer mainly from CDO... that is basicly the same as OCD, but in alphabetical order :)
@@Jona19824 damn bruh it's the third word of his post
I was a compulsive hand washer until I became a scrub nurse and it was just seen as something theatre nurses do. I hand sanatize mostly these days.
@@BrutalSnuggles I know. I saw. But I also saw him saying he was glad to see other people washing their hands. I can't really see why it would make you glad, as someone with OCD, when people wash their hands. And not even compulsively. As a germaphobe I could imagine you're happy with any increase of handwashing in society. That's why I wanted to check whether he wasn't (also or instead) a germaphobe.
"Those that forget the past, are probably going to vote for Trump."
Get on Twitter and read the comments from the @RealDonaldTrump followers. It's sickening! They will still vote for him (without facemasks because God will protect them).
@@MarcKloos Charles Darwin would be so proud of them....
No doubt.
@@MarcKloos It's a cult. You cannot reason with cultists.
"It’s going to disappear. It’s like a miracle, it will disappear." "Within a couple of days number (of infected patients) is going to be down to close to zero" "The season flu is worse, don't worry, it's all under control." “Anyone who wants a test can get one” "The US was 'most prepared country in the world”"you don't have to wear a mask , 'It's only a recommendation' " "If between 100,000 and 200,000 (Americans die from the virus), we've all together done a very good job.” "'the horror of the Invisible Enemy, .....,must be quickly forgotten' ----Trump
I love that he made his wife laugh in less than the first minute and a half. Especially because her laughing made him start to crack! Too cute! That's a sign of a good, solid, healthy relationship.❤
Katie Cottingham RIGHT!!! 💯 They are pure gold! #couplegoals
He loves her so much 💗
Trump Defunding testing and sending it to state level was a terrible idea.
Joshua Rin all he has is “terrible ideas”
Joshua Rin Trump was a terrible idea
Name a good idea from him.
And what else is new under the sun?
Joshua Rin Fred Trump's baby batter impregnating his wife was a terrible idea. Donald Trump being trying to president is a crime against nature.
I’m introverted germaphobe with OCD, this whole quarantine thing is really working great for me 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
😂😂🖒
Introverted Agoraphobe with OCD here, this is kinda lovely
whenindangerwhenindoubtrunincirclesscreamandshout learn.to grammr?
Autism. Depression. Anxiety. Germophobia. OCPD. Give me five Mari.
Until it becomes a rule and a curfew is instated.
Stephen's wife giggling off screen at his jokes is love like nothing else.
@Ilija Djokic uh dude are you ok?
Tad VOTE Blue!! End the whole rotten gop swamp in 2020
@Ilija Djokic the hell are you talking about
4 10 20 Hey@@Gmandancer, Ilija=troll; divide & stir the pot, very obvious. Stay safe & be well. v
@Ilija Djokic sounds like you had a rough childhood buddy. You can always see a therapist to help you work through it.
"It should not be a full time job to find a full time job" oh man, that triggered some 2008 flashbacks for me. Factory I was working at laid off 90 percent of workforce overnight, no warning for any of us and found out at about 6 am when I was entering the building to clock in, spent 6 long month on unemployment and food stamps searching every day for work, nothing was hiring in the rural area I lived in at the time. Which is another reason why I will never vote for a Republican ever again, especially when mitch "the b#tch" stated on national tv that the goal of the Republican party was to ensure Obama was a one term president rather than admit 11 percent of Americans was suddenly unemployed by their own actions and announced to not cooperate at all to relieve the suffering of the American people.
@Spirit Winds Ok, I watched about one minute of that video, what the hell does that have to do with anything I stated in my comment? I want my wasted minute back.
"99% of failure comes from those who make excuses"__George Washington
"If not now,when?;if not us,who?"__JFK
"The search for a Scapegoat is the easiest hunting expedition"__Dwight D Eisenhower
"Amazing what you can achieve when you do not care who gets the credit"__Harry S Truman
"I do not take any responsibility at all"__Donald J Trump
"Only failure needs excuse." My ex used to say this. Don't know where hevgot it.
4 10 20 Hey Allen Patterson, Thanks for the quotes. These are going in my journal. Stay safe & be well. v
@@virginiatyree6705 "Monsters exist, but they are too few in number to be truly dangerous. More dangerous are the common men, the functionaries ready to believe and to act without asking questions" - Primo Levi, Italian chemist and holocaust survivor.
4 10 20 Hey@@allanpatterson7653, Thanks, I enjoy that quote too! I am verry HAPPY my mother's a genius with a photographic memory! She reminds that I'll never be able to learn all there is to learn. However, that doesn't keep me from trying. Because I know nothing & remember less...v
@@virginiatyree6705 Stay healthy be well
"Never shake hands."
Meanwhile, world leaders rejoice knowing that they can legitimately avoid those long, awkward arm wrestling matches with Donald!
Opus 313 that part is ironic. Trump was no good at it but insisted anyway. Now it’s legit to say no.
I'm just gonna shake your hand. YANK!
Yeah, you didn't know that tiny orange hands could do something so childish did ya?
You do now! USA! USA! USA!
I know. They also tried the social distancing from trump long before the pandemic.
The whole world knows that most seem sucked in by Trump.
That never shake hands again has got to be the best advice to avoid any awkwardness and not come off as an asshole 😉
He’s opposed to the tests because he doesn’t want the numbers to go up.
DT learned it from corporate America. If you don't investigate corporate crimes you can pretend they don't exist.
Meanwhile the numbers across the board are going down, I bet you're a real gem to be around.
Ding! We have a winner.
@Bruce Leroy ...identifying asymptomatic infected can prevent further spread. Because asymptomatic can shed viruses. We know this. What is your point?
@@pycellesbeard9728 numbers are not going down, what are you talking about?
Drinking game: When Stephen messes up his lines take a drink.
Plot twist: He's also playing the game.
Thereby creating a mobius strip of a drinking game in the process.
Stephen Colbert, appears to be a closet drunk that’s why he’s always make a note since he’s probably always drunk he’s so out there so pathetic needs to get another job maybe he can be a Uber driver delivering food or cashier real job and appreciate what is the working worker out in the 40s and not blame the president for this fires had nothing to do with our country it was Chyna in the middle eastern which got away with it I am fact in all the world. I think he needs to do a a teleconference meeting for his drinking problem. 🤬🥴🍹🥃
@@barbara-marie185 is this a bit Barbara
@@barbara-marie185 How much did you have to drink before typing this?
@@barbara-marie185 Please consider punctuation and sentence structure.
Remember when Obama blamed everything on Bush? Me either
Tom Beer this should be a headline
Dorothy Melia :)
Bush was smarter than Trump. He actually listened to the scientific community and forewarned of a pandemic. When someone is dumber than Bush.
Oh. Crazy. Senile. I forgot to mention that Trump is all of those things.
Sandra Whitlock y pretty much anyone who reads is smarter than trump
I remember Obama said “he takes responsibility because he is the president”. Really miss our last non retard president
I wish we had a leader who would order all states to do the testing, get weekly tallies, and they can then effectively decide where to reopen the economy. Going through this blindly is nothing short of foolish
Well America, our Government has failed us in an unforgivable way, what are we going to do about it?
1) vote those bastards out of office.
2) wonder why we're bothering to pay federal taxes if the federal government isn't doing anything to help us when we need it.
Silence those hillbillies (no civil war, please), fix your education and election systems, and hope for the best.
And TAKE MONEY OUT OF POLITICS!
Lyre Paradox ,Your government is seizing all the medical equipment from every state that was told to take care of themselves. It was seized by femur. FEMA has been sold it to retailers and then the rest can go to states. Even though it’s already bought and paid for by the state that ordered it in the first place. Thanks Jared and Trump
Keep voting against your own interests - because it’s literally the only thing you know.
Sad thing is large corporations are going to use this as a prime time to replace all the higher paid employees by making their lay offs permanent and replacing them with minimum wage workers and dont you worry CEOs will still get millions of dollars in bonuses this year
Sorry i only seen one mistake.
They'll make billions this year*
either that or we'll finally get our labor unions back, which we definitely should
Thank fuck! I don't know what I'd do if the CEOs didn't get their money! They're my FAVOURITE!
More test ='s more positive cases, that's what he's avoiding .... #SAD
Yep, no more tests, no more numbers
I don't think they are counting the people who doe from having it in their heart. I don't know for certain, but I think NY is thinking of beginning to count those who have died at home because they couldn't get tested.
China is testing every single international passenger coming in with nose/throat swaps for nucleic acid testing of the virus, while NYC is digging mass graves for "unclaimed" bodies on Hart Island.
What a time we live in.
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This is Sky news reporters going through the airport in China.
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This is mass burial captured by drone in New York City as morgues pushed to limit
If the lockdown is lifted without targeted testing and contact tracing in place, the infections will rise exponententially again.
This show was so enjoyable, because I could her Stephen's wife laughing in the other room. Thank you Colbert, you keep sane.
We need him sane to help keep us from going mad...
*+Cynthia Veit*
Stephen's so adorable when it comes to his family. His eyes light up when he speaks of them and when he said, "I married the right girl", I got the distinct impression he was sincere. As I said; adorable.
"Those who forget the past are probably going to vote for Donald Trump." Pure Colbert Gold.
D.P. Snyder best statement ever!!!
This hilarious joke will be tragically accurate in November...again 😖😒
YOU DAMN RIGHT ...I'M VOTING FOR TRUMP .... AND HE WILL WIN, NOTHING ANY OF YOU IDIOTS CAN DO TO CHANGE IT.
Jean Jones yes because the best president is one who takes no responsibility during a national crisis that he could have taken responsibility for earlier and kept the US below the leading spot of infections, the US has more cases that Italy which is in an actual nationwide quarantine
@@jeanjones1846 So you ADMIT you vote for an ANTI-AMERICAN TERRORIST & DICTATOR, because you HATE America. Well I AM VOTING GREEN or MAYBE FOR SOCIALIST BERNIE SANDERS.... AND ONE OF THEM WILL WIN.... NOTHING ANY OF YOUR ANTI-AMERICAN TRAITORS CAN DO TO CHANGE IT!!
1:09 That chuckle in the background and Stephen’s slight break of character made my day 🤣
Not to mention the gradual increase of his family’s presence in these vids. Truly a silver lining 😂
Before lockdown it's over they'll have to change the name to "the Colberts show"
Feel like I need to say it again: It’s not how one acts when times are good that defines their character, it’s how they act when times are bad. Trump is a double threat guy.
Blue Leader agreed. 🇨🇦
That is correct, he is acting, and will triumph again.
@@ogatkinson6274 hopefully lead his fellow morons into covid tunnel of no return.
Again, correct, no need to repeat, Trump is acting, triumph remains to be seen, stay tuned.
@@ogatkinson6274 Bernie Sanders, socialists, Julian Assange, Edward Snowden, Dr Jill Stein, Ralph Nader, Greta Thunberg are the real heroes. Unlike freeloading cuntservatives, they don't have the luxury of massive welfare from taxpayers which they waste only getting themselves & their immediate family rich. Sanders, Thunberg, would massively help 99% of the population: save their economy, save their lives, & fight for freedom for those who deserve it: the innocent.
Perhaps the states should defund the federal government and keep the tax money for themselves.
We should all stop paying federal taxes, it just gets waisted anyway!
You apparently don't know what the federal budget pays for, do you... About half of it goes to Social Security and Medicare to begin with (amazingly enough making the USA the most socialist country in terms of absolute spending for social programs) most of the rest is spent on the military as well as mandatory interest payment on our national debt. Only about 10% of the federal budget is really bickered about by politicians, everything else is considered 'untouchable.'
@@pop5678eye Except the Republicans have been trying to cut Social Security and Medicare for decades. Why do you think they're so focused on trying to cut the payroll tax? While both Republicans and Democrats have constantly pushed for increases to the military.
The beauty of the family interactions. It warmed my heart and made me laugh.
The reason he doesn’t want testing is because he doesn’t want a record of how bad this really is.
482lost I have a feeling he will push the governors & mayors (who are loyal to him) to fudge the numbers. Truly cynical I know but I wouldn’t be surprised.
Exactly! Spot on
BINGO BABY!
@@sarana77 yeah, and then the republicans can say more people died in democrat States than republican.
Paul Weston exactly
Trump’s pandemic strategy -
- keep telling lies to cover up missteps
- shift the focus when he’s caught red handed
- rebuke people who challenge him
- Blame others
- Collect all credit
- Deny any responsibility
That's Trump's strategy for literally everything
You forgot "personally benefit financially if possible"
@@breadyegg that's probably something behind the anti-malaria drug thing.
You are exactly describing a narcissist... calendar boy! (Spoiled child)
Do not forget that in the Fox echo chamber he has literally said everything from it's just the flu - 15 cases now, will be zero soon to we are at war with this pandemic And don't forget - everyone who needs a ventilator has one (while NYC front line doctors and nurses are putting two people on 1 ventilator and being forced to make their own PPE's His lies are endless and are needlessly costing American lives.
"Tush Kush"... "the shizzle up your bizzle"...
I almost woke up the house laughing.
"Pot use reached an all time *high*" is the kind of headline I can imagine journalists waiting all their lives to write down and get away with it.
Patrik Szabó : Dem lucky yanks - in 🇬🇧 filth still nicking folk for an amount to fill ONE joint.
Suzy Qualcast Plenty of that happening in the states still, sadly, as only some states have legalized it. Colorado, my state, was first to legalize recreational sale. It’s also illegal on the federal level, classified as a schedule one drug (the worst kind with no medicinal use). Laws vary even on a county by county basis with states. Some places you can get jailed for having just a SEED in the car, while others allow you to carry up to one ounce or more. Most places that have legalized it also allow each adult to grow a certain number of plants for their personal use (here it’s six). So, basically, there’s no uniformity nationally and customs/culture and laws surrounding it vary greatly depending where you live.
Meanwhile Biden’s make Millions shipping US jobs overseas while being against legalizing weed. Trump
Let’s states decide where weed should be legal and doesn’t prosecute federally. Then a pandemic breaks out and Trump lets states decide how to deal with it. Then the people that have called him a facist the last 4 years cry that the federal government hasn’t issued a lock down. You guys are insane.
"Dead Horse Violates Two Local Men" was the crowning jewel of the small town newspaper I used to work for.
"Local Men In Violation After Dead Horse Found On Land" would have been more accurate, but less catchy.
@@notimeforthis7377 I think you misread your crazy pants right wing propaganda news letter this morning. The only way Biden ever made millions was the books he wrote and he hasn't shipped any jobs overseas. Also, he isn't against legalizing weed.
Trump actively increased prosecutions of legal marijuana dispensaries.
Trump is a fascist. That is a clear objective fact that everyone who isn't grossly ignorant knows, and ordering people to stay inside during a pandemic isn't fascism. Your education is terrible.
Stephen: “which is great news for anyone with obsessive compulsive disorder”
Me: *“Ha! And they told me I needed help. Who’s the disordered one now?”*
Noice
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Saudi arabia and Yemen arent killing each other, Saudi Arabia has been killing Yemenis and caused the biggest famine of our time with milions of yemenis dying of hunger.
Maye the virus will take them both out.
@@puppylove2493 The Saudis are flying above them in jet planes.
I see myself in Stephen losing his mind and I see my husband as the skilled cocktail maker who stands in a corner and laughs at me and makes me smile too, as a result. I love how Evie giggles from the doorway. Hahaha. #ColbertFam, we love you. Please know that even though it's a tough week, you've got people who love you, need you, and admire your talent and humanity. Thank you for keeping the show going.
I have a semi-serious suggestion: How about the states' unemployment agencies hire some of the people applying for unemployment?
"Those who forget the past, are probably going to vote for Donald Trump." Damn. That statement hit me hard. Smh. 😢😔
darrick Ellerbe I’ll be voting for trump👍
So once again Biden is endorsing Trump?
That’s what happened in 2016. People who either forgot about the third reich and the holocaust or never learned anything about them in the first place voted for trump.
"Those who forget the past are doomed to vote for Hillary in 2020."
Want a new vote? www.change.org/p/bernie-sanders-request-bernie-sanders-re-enter-the-2020-presidential-race
@@prestachuck2867 you know the best way to tell someone has no real insight to what's happening in the world? They use Hitler comparisons.
If only there was a way to unite the states of America... like a central institution that can coordinate...
Break up the states, enough of this libertarian third world country government . Let the West Coast and Northeast secede, California is the world's 4th largest economy, leave all the poor rural states behind.
@Launchboy: This is why it never made any sense to me to put the people who don't believe in Federal Government in charge of the Federal Government. If the members of the gop don't believe in Federal Government, then why the hell are they even there? What the hell are they doing there, besides being a rectally obstructive carbuncle?
@@sdfkjgh Because being in power provides unlimited opportunities to enrich themselves and their cronies. Obviously.
how you gonna still blame obama when trump has been there plenty of time to fix it?
@Moderate American clearly its Obama's fault. Trump has only been president a couple weeks...no way he could have made the changes in time...oh...wait. 4 years you say? He's the ultimate deal maker you say? He has all the best people and is the greatest at building things you say? Stop blaming shit on Obama. He's had an entire term to make any changes he felt necessary.
All my fellow OCD and hypochondria people: OUR TIME HAS COME.
@Phix
Hi.
I spent the entirety of my sixteenth year on this Earth in my basement eating only Raisin Bran because it was the only safe food to me and crying because I couldn't ever feel clean and I couldn't be in the same room as my parents or see any of my friends because everything was tainted.
I have spent the past 14 years since then going through therapy and desensitization to my phobias and overwhelming urges to "fix things". And then this all happened.
Assuming you know better than others or that they don't know what they're talking about is a very Karen thing to do, Karen.
🤣
@Phix What, you've never heard of cleanliness OCD? The hand-washing kind. At my worst, I could be in the shower for FOUR HOURS because I was absolutely convinced each time that I'd somehow failed to clean myself properly and needed to start again. That was hell. But my current well-managed OCD has actually quite well-prepared me for this, because I already have been doing all the sanitary recommendations for years before all this. Don't get too close to other people, check. Don't touch your face because your hands may have germs on them, check. Wash hands frequently, AHAHAA, check.
4 10 20 Hey@@karmiya-plays , Good to read! Stay safe & be well. v
@@virginiatyree6705 You date all of your comments. *This pleases me so much.* xD Stay safe!
Whaaat... I'm almost getting tired of winning here! - First my years of self-isolation due to deep depression are paying off in quarantine, now my OCD suddenly comes in handy???
"I gotta turn water into wine and then wine into toilet paper." 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hand sanitizer
Comic brilliance to you?
"Hey, it's Covid-420 somewhere." 🤣🤣🤣
Preach!😂
😎💨
"Obsessive-compulsive order." "Now is just not a safe time to kill each other." LOL Good stuff
Cap One VOTE Blue for healthcare!!
"I married the right girl" OMG 🤣❤ how cute is this Late night hosts became youtubers
:)
I just tried to imagine it with the sexes switched (e.g. with Samantha Bee hosting). "Hello and welcome. My daughter is my crew, and my husband is out getting me a cocktail. Oh, you got my cup? Thank you very much. [Looking at the camera, smiling.] I married the right boy. [Wink.] Cheers. [Sip.] Mmm. Oh yeah, that was lovely."
@Al Clark He also keeps making that joke about the boyfriend who jokes about wanting a threesome with his girlfriend as a joke that isn't a joke.
ewqdsacxz765 LOL my husband just handed me some rum and coke (he was pouring one for himself) so I really can imagine it 🤗
@@lunacarmin Aww, well, good for you. :) I'm sorry for the grumpy tone in my reply to your wholesome and heartwarming comment. I wish you and your husband the best.
"stop smoking, eat edibles instead"
PREACH
+piratecheese13 ~ Especially considering that they're figuring out that even light pot smoking makes getting COVID19 much worse, as the lungs become more vulnerable. Basically, don't screw w/your lungs right now. Full stop.
All in on the "don't shake hands again, even after pandemic" - at least not with strangers or "business contacts". Seriously, who needs all that "schmutz" on their hands from people that don't wash their hands at all after using the bathroom.
Poppy is sloppy.
THANK YOU. I hate the social pressure of having to do it. I'm not antisocial. I'm anti spreading germs, including mine. But I'd put my hands to a petri-dish test against anyone's because at least I know I've washed them--a lot. And hand sanitized.
Same here! I’m a compulsive hand washer, and get grossed out by people leaving the restroom without washing. The handshake needs to become obsolete, because more viruses will be coming.
Well, we can take a page from Japan and slightly bow, or we can just go back to our youth and nod our heads in the "what's up" manner we used to lol
Or we could salute, without touching our faces. I hope that wouldn’t be offensive to people in the military.
We used Google Hangouts for our seder. I prepared the ritual food, and delivered that food and haggadot, to my daughters. Then when the sun set, we all lit our candles and had our seder. My poor little grandson was so excited by my voice coming out of his mother's tablet. He went looking for me, not the afikomen. I miss that little cutie.
Deborah Freedman sounds like a great time. Worth the quarantine to spend future years with him. I never had grandparents so he is very lucky to have one as nice as you.
"they know that right now is just not a safe time to kill each other"
"If I want to get sick from Taco Bell, I want it to be because I ate at Taco Bell." Agreed, I haven't had my cheesy gordita crunch in 3 weeks. GET THOSE PPL MASKS AND GLOVES!
Nathan Mankus lmao. Are you on drugs?
AS GOD INTENDED. Ptomaine poisioning, si; coronavirus, no!
WOWOW. The tweet and directing the States to deal with it themselves.
This man has no shame..
Hope you Trumpers are staying home... Please remain there till after the election.
Your country will thank you.
No Thanks... trump 2020
wonnehproduction2009 why? what has he done? And forget about the hateful and deceitful rhetoric and lies...what has he really done lol. Look where we are... you want more of this bullshit? Do you have a single working brain cell?
No, no! All Trump supporters should pack together in large groups, singing his praises! And keeping away from the rest of us.
So, you have no state pride? The Republican party is all about more power to the states and less control from the federal government. I think the states need to get their shit together and step up to the plate.
@@diegobert4033 he cancelled flights from china while the Democrats fight impeachment..
I love the barely audible giggle after "fruit of the vine, it shall become our spiritual drink".
THAT made me laugh out loud, in an empty apartment because social distancing.
Stay classy Stephen
You should do all your shows from home, this is great.
Loved hearing his wife giggling in the back :) And that drink!
This is so warming. Haha great to see Stephen at his home element not caring and relaxed. "$@!% it ill just do it!" is the vibe I got and I was laughing good. Loved it! Thanks for still doing these.
I also use Stephen's monologues to know what day it is
"Put the shizzle up your bizzle"!! 😂🤣😂🤣 I just laughed so hard I almost peed a little! 🤣😂🤣😂
Tush Kush 😂😂😂
i wish we had legal weed in WI but i would settle for just fixing this mess the GOP has thrust upon us here for years.
Finally legal just one state away and you can't even go there to get it!
@@penguin12902 AND BECAUSE OF THE LOCKDOWN THAT IS BEING INFORCED BY THE POLICE. NO DELIVERY SERVICE EITHER... 😔
As someone with OCD, there is something oddly comforting about my handwashing habits suddenly being seen as normal, rather than something people might judge me over.
I know one person I want to see unemployed: Trump. Hang in there everyone, with Stephen's help, we'll make it through this. Be safe and well 💗😊🤗
4 10 20 Hey@jdslyman, Agree. SDNY is still working on getting their ducks in a row. Stay safe & be well. v
4 10 20 Hey eralene wallace, Agree. Letitia James, Attorney General of New York, is going after #LiarInChief & the NRA-yeah. Yes, hang in there! Love your photo. Stay safe & be well. v
Hey, good news! Trump 'and his mob family "just suffered a major defeat in federal court-losing a battle to have a years-old so-called “racketeering enterprising” lawsuit against them decided via secret arbitration. Those claims are now all but certain to be litigated publicly." lawandcrime.com/lawsuit/trump-family-loses-huge-court-fight-to-force-racketeering-enterprise-lawsuit-into-secret-arbitration/
Hearing Mrs Colbert laugh is the quarantine medicine I needed
As someone suffering with actual OCD for decades (not those who use the term to humble brag how neat their pantry is or showcase their Mrs. Meyers collection of soaps) I'm all for routine and thorough (not compulsive--why should the rest of you suffer) hand washing and NEVER shaking hands. I hate shaking hands as a ritual. Rubbing someone else's germs all over myself and things and suffer in silence during meetings or parties. And don't get me started on those people who literally wiggle their fingers under water after coming out a public bathroom. That's not being OCD. That's just gross!
@AMERICAN AMERICAN My germs aren't better than yours (and I minimize mine by compulsively washing my hands). That's the point I made by saying YOU don't have to wash as much as me. Thank you for showcasing your ignorance and lack of compassion--YOU are the reason why some people have disorders. If only we could wash away your bad attitude. I might have OCD, but I don't take shit from ANYONE especially some keyboard bully on TH-cam. MUTE!
Remember in November, with Trump the buck always stops somewhere else.
Does anyone else think Stephen is looking slightly younger since he started doing the show from home?
He's very HOT. Especially in his casual mode.
He still looks like an idiot.
I love u working from home 🤣🤣🤣
@@ogatkinson6274 what idiot does he look like?
@MrDino1953 He's also getting gradually more drunk each show.
My favorite episode so far just because of the whole- Stephen slowly losing his mind thing.
*Advisers:* Sir we have an epidmenic on our hands
*tump:* No, I don't wanna do it
NO PANDEMIC NO PANDEMIC YOU'RE THE PANDEMIC!
Advisors: sir a lot people are sick with the virus
Trump: will they be able to vote for me?
Advisors: how can they?! They are dying!!
Trump: fuck them, then. They support fake news and they aren't worth my time.
That is his actual response.
LOL Oh boy it's only a matter of time before youtube comments seriously get turned off forever, people are getting *Way* too smart..
The "You're the pandemic" part lolololol trump followers out there actually saying that sh!t. Rats following their pied piper.
Elected a grifter. What did you expect. “15 cases going to zero” he says.
It's going to go away like a miracle!
Well with no testing, it'll "magically" go to zero alright, can't get cases when you got no tests.
@@TriViuM2k22 Then he's gonna claim that it never happened!
Kevin Galindo We went from “we have this under control” to having more cases than any nation on earth and all Trump can say is he gives himself a 10 out of 10 for his response. That’s what you get with a narcissist in chief :(
@@lettingthebearout7528 yes I agree, just saying this idiot is gonna use the lack of tests to say how there were fewer confirmed cases after April because he's a heartless jackass who only cares about how he appears.
To forget 45 fux up, you have to have the memory of a goldfish
Hey Colbert have your wife guest star next week
"Don't hug me I'm scared" will have a double meaning.
Stephen made his wife laugh Stephen made his wife laugh !!!
Bet that happens all the time..
I read a “purely satirical” article suggesting that the government pays several billion dollars to trump to get him to leave. At this point, it should move beyond satire and become a reality.
I'd build a luxiry continent for all these dictators, self proclaimed kings, whatever, and send them there to do whatever they want. With their followers as serfs. We could send them free money each year. JUST STAY THE FUCK THERE, and let normal people live.
@@faaaszoooom6778 I thought that they already had Epsteins' pleasure island (pleasure for some) and they know how to get there. Most of the gops have been there.
I would support that. And then the minute he's out, he can have all that money frozen while we prosecute and imprison him.
@@civil_villain Oh, I like it!
@@swapshots4427 That works too.
“Those that forget the past...are probably going to vote for Donald Trump.” That’s a bitch slap of truth right there 😆😆😆😆
HoldFast Hope lol 😂
"It's covid-420" somewhere."
It was a great line!
I had to pause from lols
George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie."
tRump : "I cannot tell the truth."
tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"
Night Knight how can you tell trumpers are stupid when you never debate them
@@zevyzevness3800 Actually I debate them on a daily basis. Care to take a shot? You'll need to bring some actual facts...not just your opinion.
Night Knight no you don’t, you call people racist... and block people. You’re all the same ... please tell me what the Illuminati.... hahahha there how’s that for a shot
Night Knight you watch Stephen Colbert. You’re a ...... loser .😄
@@zevyzevness3800 You are also here watching Stephen Colbert, genius. You're projecting onto me, the way you feel about yourself. That was a weak, false & misguided shot. I never tell folks in an actual debate that they are racist, nor have I ever blocked anyone yet. To score points in a debate, you'll need to bring some actual facts, not simply lash out with your empty opinions. Thanks for playing, but there are no departing gifts for missing the mark by that much. Looks like my quotes really triggered your snowflake sensibilities! 😁😄😂🤣
“Media outlets must consider putting a delay on airing press briefings from the White House. This will give them time to employ fact-checking to ensure that the public gets accurate information. Otherwise, outlets are airing propaganda and information that may result in more COVID-19 deaths.” - Stephanie Sarkis, Forbes
CNN didn't show his briefing yesterday until the Dr.'s started speaking.
Amen. Stop airing don the con's political rallies.
@@anotherrandomperson5154 So good to hear. I also know most tv networks cut away from his briefings long before they ended at least once before.
Watch CNN. After Trump speaks, they usually have Daniel Dale on to fact-check him.
I stopped watching them for the same reason I will NEVER watch Tiger King. I don't like giving criminals attention or a fake sense of fame. Kind of like when you ignore a toddler throwing a tantrum (which is even more relevant for most of Trumps answers to questions).
Thank you for having a relaxed, humorous approach to this new at home recordings. Your humor does help us get through this "Trumpidtis" disease. Hopefully come November we who'll have a cure. Keep posting videos and keep us laughing.
Seriously the light and makeup at his house is making him look so youthful. Or he found the elixir
We all have to become Monk when this is all over!
BeatlesFanSonia or japanese
rendy yang “I don’t get it!”
BeatlesFanSonia ... I agree... & soo hilarious 🤣 😂😂😂
Oh, I miss Monk. 😭. He would have had this under control months' ago.
The Snoop joke tho..
"Put the sizzle up your bizzle." GOLD!🤣
"We should never shake hands again".
The Asians were right all along.
Yesss
Hello? 5000 year old Namaste has something to say about that
They algo wear mask así a normal behaviour
My first thought was Japanese bowing
@@rockyp3917 Is that not South East Asian?
"Heck of a job, Trumpie." Underrated line.
[edit] But dwarfed by "Fortnite: Bunny Royale". I have an 11-year-old boy. I haven't stopped laughing yet.
I've been leaving this post all over this video's comments section: Colbert's "a fortnight bunny royale" reference is one I wouldn't have understood a few months ago. then I had the immense pleasure of watching the wonderful 2000, Japanese film - Battle Royale, (original title, Batoru rowaiaru) right here on youtube. i recommend the movie to EVERYONE! the entire movie is really good but wait for the lighthouse scene with all the school girls. its a fantastic scene that'll knock your socks off! accept no substitutes. this is the original and FAR superior to all the disgusting knock-offs and inferior copies.
looool
My girls are still little, granddaughters not daughters, do I don't get the reference. Lol. Can someone explain it to me please. My old-timers is acting up. Lol
Tree Hugger Battle Royale is a Japanese movie about a middle school class taken to an island and forced to fight to the last student standing. It has a lot in common with The Hunger Games but with more displayed violence and a very different setting. The sequel is quite good as well.
@@rylsahawneh3662 … nice overview. but battle royale was before "hunger games" and is MUCH, MUCH better. battle royale was the original. even movies like "saw," "cabin in the woods" and "cube" are based on battle royale's basic premise. they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. i'm not too sure about that. it seems imitators always bring the quality down several hundred notches. my advice - skip the imitators. watch the ORIGINAL BATTLE! it'll knock your sox off! its available for free right here on youtube!
I love how stephen talks about his wife. It is so sweet.
You can tell he loves her so much! Stephen is a good man.
Then you look at Trump and he barely even says Melania's name, it makes me sad for her in a way. The only person Trump loves is himself.
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But apparently he also has a crush on his daughter 🤷♂️
@@The_Notorious_N.O.E. to be fair, she's 50% of him so that's probably why he has a crush on her
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🤔 makes sense
"I don’t take responsibility at all." - Trump, 13 March 2020
In other words "I really didn't want to be President"
@@kellen5545 He doesn't want to be only when there's a crises. I've been holding my breath these last 3 and half years hoping the US could avoid a crises because it was obvious what would happen.
More like Trump his whole freaking life.
And his words were 'I don't stand by anything' in an interview in the White House once.
Sorry to be so blunt, but your president is a dumb-f**k.
Now is the time for rational world leaders to tell Drumpf that he is unfit for office, and is endangering his own people.
New drinking game: Drink anytime Stephen drinks.
This! 😂🤣
I've been doing it since 2016 when Colbert started drinking on the air due to DT's nomination...
i only have orange cordial now 🤷🏾♂️
Man must have been thirsty...
@@pop5678eye it's 2020 and I still can't believe there were people who made him a president. It's mind boggling and illogical. Straight up from an Orwell novel.
Stephen's family just walking in has made this the single greatest episode to have ever aired on this show. I absolutely love it. No one is safe from those WFH struggles! 😂
We'll return next week to Stephen just sitting there with a Castaway beard, drinking and talking to a volleyball he calls Wilson. And we'll all be like, "Hey, you know Wilson too? Small world."
🤣🤣🤣
Trump: I just need someone to blame to boost my election numbers, handing it off the the state level was the best idea I have ever had.
This has all been about him getting reelected.
So far, he's pushed it off onto Pence and Kushner, and he's blamed it on the Democrats, China, the WHO, and Obama, and even Dubya a little bit. He explicitly stated that he takes no responsibility for any of it and characterized the (proper and appropriate) role of the federal govt as procurer in such a situation as that of a shipping clerk. So it was destined to be the states' fault at some point. He was running out of scapegoats.
@@mimim7026 Foisting it off on to the states might have just jeopardised his best chance for re-election; The electoral vote.
The country needs a break Trump is exhausting can we not bury this guy and Move on?
5cloudwalker ... apparently not until he destroys the economy... which his past proves he’s very good at.
MAGA 2020!
I would hug a Chinese to cast my vote for President Trump.
You lefties realize that you are crossing your fingers that the dregs of society will actually show up for you.
I can't wait to see Mr. Biden "debate" President Trump... it's gonna be a blood bath; the guy doesn't even know where he is half the time. When was the last time he spit out a coherent sentence?
I wish he would just get this VIRUS and be done with!
@@edwardsmith5066 for the record the people of china are wonderful. The CCP not so much.
After being quarantined for a while, Steven started talking to god 😂
Rayan Ammar I know! What was that phrase he said after the first gulp of booze? Lovely.
You mean the guy that stands at Donnie Dotard's right hand? "Every body says, and I've heard it from the best people that this God fellow is great, but obviously is not endowed with my unmatched wisdom." Don't pray to Him - pray to Me - this God fellow preaches stuff like "What you do to the least of my brethren, you do to Me" and Love thy neighbor as thyself" That nonsense is contrary to All GOP beliefs. and will never take hold.
What consistently confounds me, is why this President appears to have so much support from the the evangelicals of the United States? From my low brow intellectual perspective, he does not follow or project any of the virtues I would connect with the gospels of Christianity.
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I'm technically Evangelical Christian but I will never support Trump.
If anything good has come out of these difficult times it's Stephen's home shows. Thank you for keeping us informed and smiling!
how long ago was trump throwing a fit because someone caughed in a meeting was that in october
Well..he IS a germophobe..too bad the germ he doesn't get rid of is HIMSELF
Pot use reached an all time high...
...Cheech and Chong are like, yeah man, high all the time!
best first comment
@Opus 313
“ I think I’m so high, that I can touch the sky baby!”
'Being out of a job should not be a full time job'
So true Stephen, so true😐
@@Caswell39ADavern WOW how interesting! Hey u know what's funny about that? If true, I'll bet Fox was disappointed that Trump continued to downplay it even into *March.* But I sure am glad that Trump realized he was wrong, apologized and solidly took accountability.
Oops! Another fantasy!
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poor Stephen's budget for alcohol has exploded... he'll just say he's washing his hands with it... ;)
how did Snoop Dog ever OK that picture ?...4:15
He has been drinking ON THE AIR since 2016 when DT became the republican front-runner! He even made a point of it at the time!
Hand sanitizer.🖐️
@@pop5678eye oh I know but now he's stuck at home... he doesn't seem the personality that is fine with that... was just a joke anyway... ;)
Dano Duncan yea, probably photoshop
I love the "fruit of the vine" comment, Stephen. Made me laugh out loud in my kitchen.
Tony del Zompo Maybe Steven is missing going to church..
Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine, when you going to let me get sober?
It's bad enough to make fun of Christianity any day but Easter? I used laugh at his political jokes, but without an audience he isn't the least bit funny.
It’s always fine to mock any religion, especially around easter.
I like seeing your family and you interacting with them.
I’d love to never shake someone’s hand again. I’ve seen enough people leave the public bathroom without washing their hands to be fine with just waving, nodding or bowing to strangers from now on.
Dont bow to anyone
Japanese have been doing it right all along. Bowing to show respect is not bad imho. Unless you're in front of a bad guy, that's when you hold your head up high.
@@jaydominic bowing the head only maybe, but they have to do it too, because its degrading to bow to somebody looking at you, whether they are normal people or presidents or prisoners.
If people clean their hands and themselves like they should be there wouldnt be a problem, but so many dont so you cant trust them.
A small head bow of acknowledgement from both sides or a wave should be enough after this.
Also there's always the people who think it shows manliness or something to crush your hand (or maybe they're just oblivious to their strength). I have arthritis in my hands and I always cringe when someone wants to shake.
Abdul It’s degrading to bow to someone looking at you? I fail to see that. I suppose every stage performer gets degraded at the end of their performance then. After all, it’s the performers who bow, not the audience.
"It's COVID 4-20 somewhere!" 🤣 ....I swear, I can't 😂
As an autistic person who has hated hand shaking for a LONG time.... Please let this make it no longer be a thing PLEASE
Kye Talks I've long been a fan of the little bow that Oriental people do.
Handshaking is pretty stupid. I've known way too many people that critically judge someone's character by their handshake. Why? How about their personality or work ethic? No, too hard?
Sophie Robinson “Oriental” Jesus christ what is this, 1942
We need to see the wonderful Mrs Colbert!
This has been my favorite Late Show in a long time. As a fellow Catholic, I almost wanted to bow when the said the blessing of the wine bit from Mass. Keep 'er moving, Colbert. :)
Hilarious. Comedians having to stream from home during this pandemic. The comedians that still can keep you laughing at this point are the very best. He's one of them! I'm sure it's very difficult to do this job without an audience. And I appreciate he's still dressing up for us.
"Why is Trump opposed to the _testing?"_
I get the distinct impression Trump has _never_ had a good relationship with tests.
Given that Trump seems to think antibiotics used to kill viruses, I think you're right.
Quotas haven't been reached yet.
Especially the paternity type. 😜
He never took any tests. Never even went to a real school and has no grades at all.
also, can't have sick people when you don't test them. He got that idea from his friend in North Korea
I think he's extra hilarious tonight.
Might be because of his drink.
Might be because I went to the cigar box under my bed.
Hello everyone
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Is that Old Fashioned? I could totally see him drinking one