While Trump Plays The Blame Game, Governors Will Set The Pace On Reopening The States
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- President Trump is tied up in knots trying to project power over the states while admitting at his Tuesday briefing that the decisions on when to restart state economies will be made by the governors. #Colbert #StephenAtHome #Monologue
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More reporters need to stand up to his nonsense. Start calling his lies, lies to his face.
Fake news ?
Any would be clever reporter that has tried to take Trump on has been truly put in their place & shut down.
@King White Knight Fake news lies
It would be funny if at the press conferences, no press would be present. He doesn't answer any questions anyway -- so just ignoring the dummy would hit his precious little ego badly... :-)
But sadly, reality is that the chairs would all be filled with extreme right media -- or Trump would even pay people to just sit there and praise him. Like, you know, a true dictator. I am not an American, but I feel for you folks... :-(
They try but he shouts enough at them, instead of answering,
I didn’t think I could detest him more than I already did.
The guy is an idiot. Always has been... always will be.
Had the same exact mindset. Trying to predict his stupidity, cruelty, ignorance, and shallowness is like trying to think of coronavirus cases in linear terms. You can’t keep up.
His "Mutiny on the Bounty" tweet was his new low for me, and I am struggling to think of a way he could get worse, but I am sure he'll think of something. In that tweet he literally threatened the lives of Americans in states with Democratic Governors if they did not submit to his authority.
Oh that happens to me every time I hear him talk.
@claire bigelow when I listened to his campaign speeches I couldn't believe how much hate he spewed. Well I sure feel the hate now!
"big, powerful, beautiful, very important hospitals" WHAT??
Words of a child when there're sedated.🤪🤯😬
I had no idea what the last word was going to be. When he said powerful I thought maybe it was going to be allies or something with the military. LOL
Like Stephen said, “We are a TV show. We aren’t supposed to be more prepared than the President of the United States.” That really says how far we have come..
He didn’t want his businesses affected. That’s why he didn’t warn us. Now he thinks he can blame W.H.O.. His supporters just continue to be ignorant.
His supporters are burning all their Who albums now.
@@erichoberg3502 ...😂
Stupid people are swayed by emotions, story and confidence. not facts. Trump has all of that and America has a lot of stupid people. This is a recipe for great disaster during a global crisis.
SPOT ON
Trump is incompetent but WHO also is grossly negligent. They said travel ban was wrong. WHO website still says mask wearing is unnecessary unless sick, even though we know there is asymptomatic spread which a mask will reduce .
when he speaks it actually is painful to listen to.....
Jeremy Hutchinson Yes.
Jeremy Hutchinson I have literally skipped the parts every time he speaks for the past 3 years. When I watch the news I mute the television and just read the subtitles. I hate this man so much. I didn’t even know that was possible
I am so happy that today they have finally put CC back on these clips so I can mute the orange idiot
@@MrJimheeren Same here
*"Don't lick doorknobs"*
Phew, I was about to, that was close
"Goes into hibernation for black history month" Bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ! Genius
He just listed all the Banks that needed a bailout and the worst fast food companies who don't support a living wage.
2,403 people died during the attack on Pearl Harbor. Yesterday was basically the equivalent of a Pearl Harbor. We are at war, and our clown in chief is cutting funding for an important ally in the fight.
@Y B You really like grasping straws and promoting dumb conspiracy theories.
keep it up yb your making america shittier good work
laalaa99stl and it was with this comment that I went from feeling angry and frustrated to devastated and hopeless. It is a very impactful comparison to draw on. Depressing as hell but it gets the point across.
@ And 22,000 Americans have died in the last 2 weeks from COVID19 (compared to 60,000 / 26 = 2,308 every 2 weeks when averaging the seasonal flu)
but sure keep making these comparisons, why not
Not the first time Trump has withheld funding for our allies (Ukraine) for his own political benefit.
That was the orchid of hope that was just removed. We are all lost now.
Amerinans should sue HIM for his failed response to Coronavirus.
WTF is a "Big, powerful and beautiful" hospital? Does the hospital go to the gym and salon?
And when the crisis is over, will the “big, powerful, beautiful” hospital be going out on a date with the “impenetrable, physical, tall, powerful, beautiful” wall?
The hospital got a blowout and it's nails done,put on a power suit and told itself in the mirror it's gonna rock this epidemic!!!
Maybe they got a new delivery of silicone pads...
The joys of a very limited vocabulary. A cruel dunce is running the DSA - Divided States of America. Yep, I said this first... spread it around. Sing along... DSA DSA DSA DSA !!!
Evil Lyn Sadly, his supporters think phrases like that make him sound smart. 😲
“The superior man blames himself. The inferior man blames others.” Don Shula
Putting his name on the memo line "caused a delay?" -- Somebody needs to look into what it cost to do that.
"We're a TV show, we shouldn't be more prepared than the President of the United States" - shouldn't, but are...
Not in my state and I live in NY.... Andrew Cuomo wasn't prepared and just one month ago he even wanted to close hospitals before the virus hit us.
WOW, wow, 😳, wow, WOW! None so blind as those who refuse to see!
Joy Philips, smh and praying for you.
Let’s just stop treating him like the president
Kat Berberich , well said.
America. Black and white voted for Him. Crazy huh!?? Lol
Yes
White House: Why aren't you here?
Journalists: We are fake, remember? We'll just be sitting here making up hoaxes until the current occupant leaves.
agreed!
It's very clear at this point, we can't rely on our federal government. We can only rely on each other. Please, help your neighbor, that's the only way we can get through this. God bless America!
What is the point getting through this if you allow this to happen again and again.
@Christiano K The world is fine without the American version of god, thanks.
@Christiano K No, obviously only America. My word, this praying and god bless is so painful to read during a time where religion is as irrelevant as ever.
@@dennis141288 @Bob Dole @Christiano K, I was referring specifically to the USA's failings, as was this video. That's why I singled that nation out. Also, I used the phrase "god bless" in a general/sentimental way. I agree we cannot rely on "god" but I think (dare I say believe, without being reprimanded) it is still worthwhile to put thoughts/actions of goodwill out into the community. I'm sorry for you if the mere mentioning of the word "America" or "god" offends you. But I clearly wrote nothing that should bother anyone.
May the FSM touch you with his noodely appendage. Ramen.
Let him sign all of them.. He cant do dumb shit, while signing 😀
stephen should replace the orchid with a copy of The Thorn Birds...
like below if you get the joke
Petition to make all the comedy shows have a copy of The Thorn Birds in the background
"Trump's 70 Deadly Days of Delay" is still costing us American Lives and the Economy.
Nick Allen Trump is a mass murderer.
@claire bigelow The virus came out of China , so why not charge them with the deaths ?
He would have acted much earlier if the WHO & China had denied & continually denied everything.
Trump failed to build the wall, repeal/replace Obamacare, get out of Afghanistan, and pay off the debt.
Yet his cult is begging for seconds 🤷♂️
Killed it!!!!! Failure in the business world and a terrible failure in the government!!!!
Trump cutting off funding to the WHO during a pandemic is like cutting funding to the EPA and pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord when global warming is causing irreparable damage to the Earth.
What? He did that too?
Next you'll tell me he lusts after his own daughter and only views women as sexual objects.
His followers are a bunch of masochists.
He didn’t even get rid of all the Mexicans .
ok the wall is not his fault, he was fought at every turn. but today does show it is a prudent thing to have and long overdue. i live in California and people will dance when the thing is finished.
1:44 Phrases that raise *ALL* the alarm bells:
"As dangerous as it sounds"
"Deregulation has failed, could further deregulation be the answer?" (I swear, a newscaster actually said words to this effect shortly after the 2008 Great Recession.)
"The missiles are already on their way."
"donald trump just announced his candidacy."
"president trump"
"Russia, if you're listening, I hope you find the 33,000 emails..."
"I would like you to do us a favor, though."
"We found Dr. Ford's testimony to be highly credible, but we're still voting to elect kavanaugh."
"We vote to acquit trump."
Basically, anything spoken or written down, from late 2015 to now.
Dr fords shit was not crdible she couldnt remeber anything everyone who she said can vouche eirther said they dont remeber or it didnt happen
dreadsou1, like so many Trump cultists, is barely even literate.
My hotels are losing money and I can't afford that! - Agent Orange
Why does your President see everything in terms of vanity?
The hospitals? Beautiful.
The doctors? Gorgeous.
The response? Beautiful.
Ad infinitum.
Answer .........He has a very limited vocabulary since he is a very stupid person .......
He’s simple.
The highest compliment he can think to give is that something looks good on the surface. His whole thing is appearances. Bigness and power are his two other main themes: things are huge, enormous, strong, powerful, bigly, etc. And that's as deep as his mind goes!
Sir, he is not my president. I do live in the US. He is president of the Twilight Zone, probably from the episode of how to serve man.
he says that to Ivanka every night, so that is all he knows.
How can he have the sole power to cut the funding to WHO? I thought those decisions rested with Congress. What ever happened to having 3 equal branches of government? After this horror-show, perhaps the USA should reconsider whether we should even have a president. At least limit the powers, as they were meant to be.
There are going to be a LOT of regulations put in place after Trump leaves office, especially if -- please God -- the Democrats can take the Senate.
@@ValerieJNorse I sure hope so! That's why it's vital to not just vote blue, but to vote for Progressives
@@LazyIRanch True! And im hoping that Putin doesnt hack the election again like he did in 2016, which he admitted on TV.
I think he’s talking about a budget cut in his next proposed budget. Yes, Congress has to approve.
In general, Congress has control of domestic spending, but not foreign spending. YMMV.
When Trump says he's talking to all 50 governors does he realize Puerto Rico is part of this country and has a governor?
I don’t think he understands his own job that well, understanding other jobs is asking a bit much.
Dave Dee: No. Trump has a hard time realizing that water is wet, much less that the residents of Puerto Rico are American citizens.
What about the territories like American Samoa, Guam, US Virgin Islands, and Northern Mariana Islands? All under US government. Why is it that people only think about Puerto Rico?
I wonder if the fact that WHO is led by an African has any bearing on the decision to de-fund it?
Yeah make it a race thing. That's all you have.
Michael Bean That’s all Trump has too, why he is what he is.
Makes Sense! He Doesn't Want To "Help" Other Minorities Even Though They Run The Whole Show! 🤣🤣
Stephen, keep the orchid. It's a nice touch.
"Total Authority" 🤔
Isn't that called a dictator
Ya think ???
Becurious Hail Trump
Becurious we gotta have this neonazist shit going
This is a totalitarian normal thing for a democratically elected president to say...
You can call him a dic for short,
Never been so happy for Direct Deposit in my life. I'll never get "The Memo" that the drop of piss in my bucket was from DJT.
@@FlameOnTheBeat You sure it wasn't "Trump TREAS 0n"?
"...but not the first time he put his name on something dumb" --- photo of donald trump jr.
** Priceless! I'm dead. **
".. I will then be authorising each individual Governor..." wait a minute! Since when do the Governors need Trump's authority to act in a health crisis? If they had to wait for Trump, everyone in their State would have either been infected or died!!
"Big, powerful, beautiful, and...you know, very, very important hospitals." He sounds like a child who's just learned some new adjectives and doesn't know how to use them.
He has a very limited vocabulary; whenever Pence is behind Trump as he gives a speech, we are treated to Pence doing his best not to snicker at Trump's "eloquence"
@ 👆 THIS
@@cesarcueto1995 Pence is always worrying what Mother is thinking,and whether he has been a good boy. That is the sum of the mental activity of Mike Pence. Nothing more.
But he is a child. He has the patience, intelligence & vocabulary of one. Not to mention that he acts like one.
@@Kitty-tc3oh So true,and you'd think that would be obvious to everyone. The cult members just can't abide any criticism of their daddy,truth and logic be damned. Serious task's ahead for us all. Many we have never seen before. Not a time for willful dumbassity.
My grandson asked who's the Beverly Hillbillies? Damn, me and Steve are old as hell..😒😒😒
Nah.. there’s a whole bunch of us. You are not alone.
I'm sorry, but I keep thinking about the tweet Donald said about having everyone, except for those who lost their friends and family (which is literally everyone at this point), just forget about this whole pandemic and I think that's so rude. It's like saying "Oh let's just forget about 9/11. No big deal" yet we still do a remembrance of it every year. We even call it "Never forget 9/11"
I'm just saying if we keep repeating history, we will be totally screwed over and over again and there's no one to blame but ourselves
The orchid softens the message. Bring back the orchid!
Craig Keller I agree. The orchid was brilliant.
Yes, Bring it back!
Don’t let up on Boss Baby. Counting the days until we have someone who doesn’t fire the 700 member pandemic response team and then blames the organization that he ignored the warnings for weeks.
MrCalifornia1234 he’s going to try to cancel the election in November, no doubt.
They didn't get fired, liar.
BIDEN '020 to stop the debauchery & corruption and restore respect for the Republic and the Constitution. Vote 'D' for DECENCY in November.
Finally, a courageous leader! Shame on you Stephen
@@BarryObaminable Okay so Donald removed them..What ever helps you feel better##
Saying that WHO doesn't know how to handle infectious diseases is the equivalent of saying that NASA can't build rockets.
make him wear a sponsor sticker on his tie for every company he pushes
I'd like to see that!
Orchids are so hard to grow. That was a very healthy Orchid.
I liked the orchid. It should have stayed.
Orchid was the wrong choice - reminded me of a funeral home. Something smaller and cheerier would be better.
I think it completed the composition of the background. #keeptheorchid
Trump is not criticized nearly enough. He should receive no praise at all because he does nothing that is of merit or worthy of praise. Trump for Prison 2020
The president is not a child, and should not need praise for doing his job.
Senator Cornyn of Texas has ads wanting us to thank him.
He did accomplish something major, putting his names on the stimulus check.
You must be a dummy bot.
and lets not forget about pee-flake having to return all that money he stole from the government while he was president*.
The monologue was on fire tonight! I laughed a lot.
There really isn't anything good donnie has ever done.
He blames WHO, news media, Democrats, and anyone else for his incompetence.
Wont be long before even trumps blaming americans for his failures because they voted for him
Because it's their fault, but mainly China's fault. It's manmade and I have proof. Trump should have acted sooner, but regardless Trump 2020
But is it normal that the US contrubutes much more than the other countries ? It’s the World health organization, right ? The US is a rich country so it has to give proportionally more, but why much more than other rich countries ? This money comes from taxpayers! Why the americans taxpayers have to proportionally give more than others??!
And by the way, this is not the only organization where the US is the main contributor, by far.
But....but Obama........
I mean what did Obama even do? But walk through the incoming staff on events like this. But once again it's Obama's fault for not having a backup plan when Trump's staff that were trained were either fired or in jail. Classic Obama
@@thatdapperguy8729 I see your like all media abiding liberals. My reasons to support Trump are fairly utilitarian. I'm anti abortion and pro gun as it protects life. I'm also for giving everyone garaunteed healthcare, but the former is more important than the latter. As for the WHO, they are useless. I was well aware of covid 19 in early January because I keep up with anti CCP type news. Trump should have taken earlier action, but when he did take action, by closing our borders the left tried to make him look bad for protecting our health, labeling him as racist as they label everything. The WHO was much much slower than me. The WHO deserves absolutely no funding. Sometimes I think our president needs to get his shit together. He's not the most competent person, but he is superior to any Democrat. He should have kept some of Obama's pandemic team, but this problem was caused by Obama and the deep state connected to the CCP. The WHO is also part of this China centric deep state. Mark my words, in a month, everyone will know the truth of China unless they are sheep of the Democratic agenda. Obama gave the Wuhan Institute of Virology in China $3.7million to study corona Virus and they created Covid 19 and tried to cover it up. You will call this a conspiracy. Ironically, unlike your collusion witch hunt conspiracies, mine will become proven fact. Deal with it. Trump2020
Stephen’s jokes are always funnier when you can see the frustration bubbling just beneath the surface
Helena..Trump is a TRIP! A piece of work. Lol
@Y B You really like your dumb conspiracy theories don't you.
I think Y B enjoys saying stupid things. Fox News does the thinking so that Y B doesn't have to.
@@philipclayberg4928 I don't think he even watches fox news he most likely listens conspiracy theorists and QAnon nutcases.
He's about as hilarious as watching a fire die out.
OMG I'm so glad I'm still streaming Stephen Colbert he always sets me straight after all the foxnews junk is being viewed in the family TV thank you Jesus for keeping Stephen on the air and you,tube
"The buck stops here." - President Truman
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." - President Kennedy
"I don't take responsibility at all." - #DishonestDonni
#DonnisDisease #DonnisVirus
Exactly, Howard! And yet he still has his legion of clueless followers. They don't care how many times he rips up the Constitution or ignores our country's norms, not-to-mention human norms.
Like a check would make someone happy who lost their job or a loved one. Trying to file for unemployment is a nightmare right now.
If it wasn't for late night hosts giving me a reason to laugh, this would be so much harder.
Poor soul . Maybe pray more to pass the time.
Can definitely sympathize... mainly because I had an accident last Thursday evening, splitting my head open.
Been a lot harder to enjoy the things I wanted to do while stuck at home with stitches in my eyebrow
they are worth the patience to rewatch now
I've known we were in trouble since the day "The Donald" was elected (never trust a person that speaks in the third person) but now I'm sincerely horrified, petrified and ready to blow my brains out.
Julie Ruchti vote instead
Stay strong Julie, you are not alone. This turd too shall pass.
I have felt the same way for the past 3 months. I'm forcing myself to get out of bed every day. You're not alone.
therapy: t-shirt w/image of "The Drumpfuck" blowing HIS brains out; band: Municipal Waste. Just in time for X-mas.
"With great power comes great responsibility.”
- Stan Lee
When he started listing the companies...it was like the brand names that support his ownership.
Exactly
Like a racer thanking his sponsors for more cash down the line.
And most of them were banks, at the least he listed those first.
Only an immature child blames everybody but himself. With apologies to immature children.
Trump reminds me of a child with chocolate and cookie crumbs on his face screaming. "NO! YOU ATE THE COOKIES!"
got it
Kesha
Talk to Hillary about that. She blames everybody and everything on her loss.
Not true. Compulsive liars do that. He is a great candidate to be a narcicisstic compulsive liar. Children are by nature in the process of learning about morals and rules of society, some lie, other don't. Just because a child is immature, does not mean it is lying. There are also liars who act mature. He is just a narcicisst and a liar. He knows everything, is the best but gets no blame for anything whatsoever. He does not care if the proof is in front of our eyes, he lies. The scary thing is the amount of people who believe in him even though it is showing very obviously.
Guessing by "Authorize" he means "I'll tell them what I want an expect them to do it and I'll tweet angrily about them if they don't"
Stephen Colbert. Love your show . Thanks for keeping it going on. Thanks Love Canada
Stephen, you of all people should know, when Galadriel tells you to get a flower, get the damn flower!
The orchid was working. It complimented your logo
This is such a treat, watching from Australia you could pick up a bucket here all our takeaways are open even cafes takeaway only. Keep it real love your work.
I appreciate you, Stephen. Keep it coming. Stay safe.
If anyone from the late show team actually reads TH-cam comments just know we all deeply appreciate this taste of normality and levity. Thank you all for keeping us humorously informed.
You know what Trump did in February, after the WHO declared a Global Emergency on January 30? He held 5 Trump Rallies, February 10, 19, 20, 21, 28. On March 2 he did a Trump Rally in Charlotte. Huge crowds!!!!
Yess ty. I was sitting at home watching the clips of the rallies crying ..WTF Dude!!??
Was he living in another dimension from us then idk?!
And where was the MSM and the medical profession and Pelosi and Colbert et al In February. I recall some were at the Oscars and others were busy with impeachment. Trump can only make decisions on the info he is provided with. But some many in the USA are so stupid. When I have visited there I have been quite shocked at a lot the behaviour .... like grown ups running up and down the aisles in the Chinse Theatre whilst shouting support for their comic book heroes ... what a clueless bunch.
@@johnjames6620 question, did he really went to rallies? Another question, didn't he said that it will go away by summer? Why do people like you can't stay on the topic at hand and always answering questions by another questions? You probably know that, that kind of statement would not hold any points in a formal debate?
John James Trump was provided with information as early as November.
And the Mayor of NY told everyone to come to the Chinese New Years celebration , no danger , Trump is a Xenophobe .. Hahaha
I can just see the waiter telling new customers: "I'm sorry sir, but all we have are rectal thermometers..."
"..not critical enough. I blame myself". Colbert has me laughing in seconds! He's a National Treasure.
Can we please stop letting the The Electoral Community College pick our leaders!!!
It needs to be done away with. No question.
In Trump's WHO rant, all you need to do is replace every time he says "WHO" with _his name_ and boom! It suddenly makes sense.
Facts
That's what he has always done.. accuse others of what HE IS DOING.
He's an OPEN BOOK.
WHO ignored scientists and downplayed COVID-19's potential impact?
WHO praised China's response to the potential pandemic?
WHO relentlessly compared COVID-19 to the flu and called the threat a Democratic hoax?
WHO disbanded/reassigned the NSC Pandemic Response team?
WHO told governors to fend for themselves while audaciously demanding credit for all their work?
WHO wants his stupid name plastered all over stimulus checks that the CONGRESS AND SENATE actually worked on?
WHO can't complete a sentence without arbitrarily adding "powerful," "beautiful," and "fake news" into them?
I'd really like to get to the punchline, but you know what I'm talking about, and this can literally go on forever.
So you like Communist dictator supporting WHO
@@whoseyourdaddyful So you like bumbling idiot as the US president during a pandemic? Regardless of what WHO has or hasn't done, DJT had 100% authority in this country to prepare ourselves. He didn't. He's a loser who can't help but project his failures on something else. It wasn't WHO's fault DJT is the way he is.
When your banker's name is Vladimir and lives in Russia, you get excited talking to leaders of domestic banks who won't otherwise do business with you.
I've gotten used to laughing out loud alone. THANK YOU! lol
The orchid reminds one of a lobby in "anywhere Hawaii" - put it back, it's a "tropical treat"
It is symbolism...that is why he made such a point to remove it
The best thing about watching this video was the surge of relief when I realised I live in a country where a comedian does not feel it necessary to issue the warning "Don't lick doorknobs" straight after making a funny joke using that line.
Thanks so much for doing your show. The best part of my day! Daz
I love you, Stephen Colbert. Literally LOL'd when the acceptance speech wrap-up music started!
Trump "the Democrats are politicizing the pandemic."
Trump "Put my name on all the pandemic check"
There was never a more open and shut case of projection.
I’m french, and reassured to see that Americans aren’t all like him
not all but 95% are just like him modernized nationalism....
And the majority of us didn't want him in office.
@@lyreparadox yes they did...nationalism was shown in full support....
Sam Sam we aren’t. We apologized for the orange mans behavior😔
@@GHustle4 He didn't win the national vote. You don't need it to be elected president.
"you can bing it" - needed a second to understand but than had a hell of a good time. :D
I just got through being a day away from death because of pneumonia.
All my close loved ones pointed the finger at each other. None of the
finger pointing and blame is going to solve our problems. The Hospital
staff in my area did the job. I thank God for people who walk the walk.
That orchid was beautiful ! Don't have prejudice and put it back there immediately sir !
I'm so glad that I got my stimulus check by direct deposit. I don't want that hideous man's signature on anything that is rightfully mine.
I didn't get my direct deposit yet, and the first thing I thought was 'I don't want a check with his signature on it!"
You are hilarious! Thank you. I'm always asleep when you come on TV, but now I can watch your show anytime, which is awesome.
"Go outside.. lickin' door knobs.." I bust a gut at that line!
the thing i learnt in school is that the people who actually know what they are talking about don't need to pad out their essays with things like extra adjectives and lists of names that are irrelevant to the over arching context when you can narrow it down to a couple words
GeekSquared VOTE Blue!! End the gop swamp in 2020
To paraphrase Tywin Lannister: everybody who says "I'm the king!" is not really a king.
Not if it is an essay where so many words are required.
What’s next? Reading the phone book to fill the airways with the sound of his own voice?
@aljanat5 If only he did test runs on epidemics prior to this one and kept the epidemic crisis unit he disbanded in 2018, amirite? If only he took it seriously from the get go and made actual decisions and accepted the offer of tests by other countries. If only he would look at other countries that are more successful in dealing with the epidemic. Anything done right now is mostly because of the governors. But yeah damn those guys who do know more than Trump about epidemics and the affect it has on society and economies. We have precedence and there have been country wide epidemics before this. Oh! Let's not forget that Trump blames china and wants to call the novel corona virus, or Covid-19 a "Chinese Virus", let us ask how that is working for asian americans right now. Man, you guys really tryna defend this dude, huh? That is like being a defense attorney for John Wayne Gacy after the discovery of the bodies amd proving his innocence. Have fun!
Put back the orchid!
One of your best shows ever, thanks and hang in there.
Is Trump turning into a low energy version of himself?
Seriously, he sounds like he’s reading this at gunpoint.
who are you kidding? Trump can't read.
The Killer Klown from Queens needs a one-way trip to the Hague.
Tony Diaz Trump is a mass murderer.
I live in Orlando. We trust Bob Igers judgement more then the president or our Governor. If Disneyworld isn't open, I'm not leaving the house.
Honestly, I don't blame you. Disneyworld is the Waffle House Index for pandemics.
My sister lives in Orlando. Before this outbreak she was checking her stocks while on break at work. One of her coworkers literally asked her..
"Why would you buy stock in Disney? All they do is own land."
It's sad, but that's not the dumbest thing I've heard her repeat from a coworker.
Update: My Sister's boss just sent out group texts to all the employees at their workplace. They need to come in on Thursday to clean rooms and get things ready to reopen. And the worst part is this. My sister works in a "Hand & Stone" massage parlor in Orlando.
After watching this Orange operate I've realized that since he's been raised up with the grand lifestyle of his parent's money without the responsibility, his adulthood has just been to obtain and not maintain anything which symbolizes power and embellish them with adjectives to make himself seem grand, when in reality he's just trying to keep any "status" and attention that his parents money has given him
Wow, i couldn't have said it better, Victoria! His daddy always bailed him out. And his foolish supporters buy the whole, "No one knows more, loves more, ad infinitum", totally ignorant of the clear sign of that showing an over-bloated monumental ego covering up severe insecurity. i just asked my buddy today, "Whatever happened to our nation, our world?" He's like an undercurrent of cancer, infecting all of us regardless of our support of him or not, and we ALL get swept out to sea sad, sickened and completely frustrated by the absurdity of it all.
Well said! Well said!
Trump had four of his rallies in February.
It scares me how much I despise Trump.
Funny, that's how I feel about Pelosi.
Taylor Dru: Scared of a woman who does more than cook, clean, get pregnant, give birth, and raise kids?
I consider it a badge of honor
SAME!
Great response, Philip!
I swear to God I can't take 4 more years of the same freaking adjectives!!!
Our president speaks very very powerfully and strongly and is very very important and also very very big.
After you took the orchid away, I realized it had looked really nice. It balanced well on your background.
Thank you thank you so much for continuing to do these shows!
Please governors, do not do what Chump tells you to do. That will be the right thing..
I live in Ohio. Mike Dewine does not care what Donald Trump says. I may disagree with him on almost everything else, but he's really done the right thing at every turn through this crisis even though it's not the popular thing to do.
lol New Yorker here, and Cuomo does not give a fuck what Trump says. I think most governors are doing the best they can for their state which is probably Tr*mp wants to talk to them individually cus they're ignoring him.
I live in California and I have faith that Newsom will continue doing what he thinks is right, despite what the Orange says. Trump hates California anyway, since most of us hate him. Lo!
Just so you know Stephen when show clips of him speaking I mute than unmute when its done
same here can't listen to King BS
Me too
What
Thank you Stephen, for including your side kick at the end , how about the cowboy drum roll, can we get that back?
You Had Me At what mothers say when the lights are left on
When Galadriel suggests flowers.. you use the damn flowers, Shirehead!
Heed the words of the queen!
She was right, the plant really livened up the space. It was like a palpable hit to the gut when he took it away.
Keep the orchids. A thing of beauty and peace. Keep the orchids.
I really liked the Orchid - it looked happy.
The fast food places are booming here, drive thru lines onto the main roads . In and Out Burger has the longest of course, if you're in CA you understand 😉
I do! Foothill Blvd, Pasadena, Calif!!!!!