The vein in my left arm is so prominent, that whenever I've had blood drawn, it's been commented on. So I got a tattoo that says, "I make phlebotomists swoon" on my bicep right above it. You can bet your ass that I checked and rechecked that spelling a hundred times. My husband, my artist, and I all looked it up before the stencil was made, after it was made, after it was applied, and once more for good measure RIGHT before the artist turned on his machine. You want ANYTHING with words, even your own name, you need to be DILIGENT about checking that shit.
I've got a tattoo of 3 different names of God in Hebrew on my wrist. The tattoist missed a dot on the bottom of one of the names and I had to chase him for weeks for him to add the dot. I don't know Hebrew so who knows what it said while the dot was missing!
@legoqueen2445 it wasn't missing anything important. Dots, which are called nekudot are there to help with reading, but you can read without them just fine, they are not a part of the letters. Religious texts use nekudot, modern language doesn't. The artist was lazy though😅
My favorite thing about dumb tattoos is imagining that person being discovered in a dig site centuries from now, the scientists put their body in an mri machine to try and see the design, and then an expert in the language has to explain to everyone present that the tattoo says "MOM FART"
@@AmarylisFlow lmao I was talking about how they can still see tattoos on mummies like Otzi or the Siberian Ice Maiden 🤣 I'm picturing a thousand years from now they pull a body from a bog and try to learm something about our ancient civilization, only so see "shrimp is bugs"
For the Pisces tattoo, she could easily just have her artist shade one of the fishies black and then make them yin and yang koi. Seems like an easy fix.
I think also adding a couple simple water lillies and ripples that might be floating on the surface above them would work. It would shift it from just a tattoo of two fish to a pond scene. Kind of a cheesy/stereotypical idea but would work.
@@tjmac6339 me? Haha. Dude you don't know me or any of my political leanings. This is a tattoo video. Not everything must be politically polarized. I can like or dislike a state without having any political preference.
@@loridontchaknow You’re never gonna change the mind of a troglodyte whose first response is to generalize and attack more than half of the country. [In response to tj mac]
There was a guy on my first ship, his last name was Self and on his forearms he had “self made” tattooed. I’m gonna be honest, probably one of the funniest tattoos I’ve ever seen
@@milkamoussse the “at a first glance” should’ve implied that I understood it after I took a second, extended glance, but thanks for…clearing up the meaning, I guess? Even though you didn’t, just to be snarky.
@@milkamoussse Lmao, it's a terrible tattoo. One of the basic tenets of design is that it should be readable. You shouldn't have to stare at something for a solid minute in order to read it. It obviously wasn't meant to be chaos, like the lady with the face tattoos, so, it's a terrible design.
I think the teapot/washing machine one is kind of like antihumour. Like we (or at least I) find it so funny because there's just such a lack of humour, but in a humorous way
My freind purposely had the chicken soup in Chinese tattooed on the back of his neck. He said he's seen so many people saying there Chinese writing tattoos mean something when it was actually something else. He spent months making sure it was chicken soup he was going to get tattooed. His artist thought it was funny
The point is that you can't understand either tattoo without referencing the other. Anytime someone sees the teapot, they will ask why it says washing machine, and thus, you are referencing your best friend forever. It's self explanatory.
My husband got the" barrel of monkeys monkey"...u know cuz he's more fun than a barrel of monkeys? And yes this was before we had kids, and yes my life is filled with dad jokes❤😂
I got inked in Madarin, 24 years ago it was the all the rage; my friend from Hong Kong wrote it for the artist. It indeed is the right characters. Random people still tell me "You can't really know what that is." 🙄
The only tattoo my husband (an electronic technician) has ever wanted is the power symbol (the circle with a line [represents a 0 and 1]) done in the bioluminescent ink so that it is only visible under a black light. He thinks it would be funny. Not gonna lie, so do I.
@@3ch1dna07 you're welcome 🥰 Maybe it's the reason why the tattoo studios you visited didn't have the ink :/ tattoo artists are not prone to risk themselves and the client health with them. But i hope someday your husband would do his idea!! 💖
@@3ch1dna07 To give a little explanation, zinc sulfide is the only 'glow' ingredient that's actually ever been FDA approved for glow-in-the-dark makeup and similar material. It's the one that has that stereotypical greenish glow look. Even then, the sulfides can potentially be an irritant over time, so you're supposed to wear it for a certain event and then remove it. It's usually stated on makeup packaging not to apply it for a long time or leave it overnight. All other UV glow paints use materials that have generally not been tested, but they've basically not been stopped because there also haven't been any widespread known issues. However, that's why it's hard to find 'glow' stuff in the mainstream. Tattoo ink isn't FDA regulated, but I'm guessing that reputable brands hesitate to carry something that historically hasn't been for longterm use and has no track record besides, "Nobody's complained yet."
My best friends' surname is Ainge which is fairly common in the UK and I once painted a portrait of her that used the word Aingel in the title so it may be a case that the dad's aingel is a similar thing.
My dad got a tattoo of his zodiac sign when he was a kid. He thought it was stupid that his friends were getting their partners names tattooed as teenagers. He wanted to get something he knew would never change. Today all those couples are still together and the zodiac signs changed…
The three sisters tattoo was great. Also you sound a lot like Steve Blum. He's a voice actor whose well known for playing Spike in the anime Cowboy Bebop. If you haven't checked that out it's worth a watch. Cheers Pony!
@@nero48 : That was my point, Tattoo's in general may be "Mainstream," however they do still carry stigmata and preconceptions. A Tattoo makes a statement, a facial tattoo makes a very big statement.
I have tattoos, I love tattoos, and I still think facial tattoos (outside of cultural tattoos) are one of the most stupid and shortsighted things you can do to your body. I'm not going to refuse to interact with people who have face tattoos, but I'm definitely going to be judging them the whole time.
@@ameliaduncan3236: Agreed, I have ink myself! Agreed, they (facial tattoos,) are a statement. That was my point, in general if you're getting ink (Be Sure it's what you want.)
[as] stands for “Adult Swim”. It was a tiktok trend circulating a while back, doing like those little commercial break things for the tv channel. That’s wild that she actually tattooed herself for the trend- that’s next level commitment!
The 2006 movie "Idiocracy" was prophecy disguised as comedy. But one thing it got wrong was the amount of tattoos and other body modifications that will no doubt be ubiquitous in the future.
Parents: If you want to discourage your kids from getting tattoos, it's easy to do. Just get tattooed yourself. Nothing makes something look more uncool than seeing your parents do it. ------------------------------------------------------ (When my kids were young, they would ask why I got my tattoos. I said, "Because I thought it would make me look cool. Did it work?" In unison, they shouted, "NO!!!" Then we'd all laugh. 😄)
7:22 Rather late but I think it is the tattoo equivalent of those two part necklaces that you and someone else wears one part of and they come together to make the whole image or whatever they are supposed to be.
Yeah, I don't think she really tattooed her palm either. She first puts the glove on her right hand, the hand that will have the tattoo in the end, but before and during the reveal the glove switches hands. I know she can take off the glove and put it on the correct hand, but it just screamed suspicious to me.
@@britt920 I agree it’s more than likely fake, but the front facing camera on phones is mirrored. She had the glove on her left hand the whole time, but switched to the front facing camera to film herself putting it on. Thus making it mirrored.
The palms of your hands shed skin exponentially faster than the rest of your body. Same with the soles of your feet. If you get a palm tattoo, it will fade to a vague blur inside of six months. My best friend has a smudge in his palm that used to be a Libra symbol.
I stepped on a rusty nail when I was like 10 or something. I joke that it was my first tattoo, because there is still an orange spot visible on the sole of my foot 40 years later. Can't say I didn't go deep enough...
that "mentally sick, physically thicc" tattoo is definitely one that belongs on a buttcheek. Also, I have gone through a Burger King drive thru on a bike before. At 2 in the morning. While sober. It's fine as long as you can get the sensor to recognize that you're there, apparently their sensor thing is only supposed to pick up cars, but if you pull up to the speaker at the same distance you'd be while in a car, it'll pick up a bicycle just fine.
My tattoo artist in Chicago makes you sign a waiver if you want any script that you’ve checked that it is spelled right. Did these people check the spelling?
Lol, that Mom fart one had me laughing hard, about 17 yrs ago, I was in the kitchen, husband was in our bedroom, the kids were in theirs and since I do not (unless on accident), pass gas near anyone, I figured it would be safe in the laundry room off the kitchen, I then went back in the kitchen and was cleaning up the counters to cook, it could not have been more than a minute and my oldest came running out of his room all excited and asked if I made steak, confused, I said no and asked why, he said he thought he smelled steak, by this time my other 2 had run out after hearing steak, finally it clicked and I proceeded to bust a gut and said, I just passed gas, which sent me into another fit of laughter, I remind him of it more times than I should, 😁😇😁🤣
I got a Chinese good luck bat. I free hand drew it and the artist made a transfer. It is in honor of my son’s Chinese heritage and my own love of Chine art and bats. It isn’t more than a couple inches and done with a black outline filled in with red. It’s in my lower left hip and most people never see it. I love it but it hurt like crazy and one tattoo was enough, but I love seeing other people’s tattoos.
ima have to sub lol - you got me at 3:22 "that's my lysadexia coming through" matter fact, ima call up my oldman n tell him that and see if he laughs since he does have a rather nightmarish form of dyslexia... it's not funny by itself by the way you make a joke out of it? really mood the lightens 😆
If it makes you happy, it’s not a dumb tattoo. If it brings enjoyment to your life, it’s worth getting. Those sister tattoos were awesome. Love that idea.
8:07 - how come it seems no one but me realizes that despite that the fish circle each other, they are swimming the same direction. The two, represent our being a dual sign , and also, our duality of nature/behavior/personality/mind (when any kind of decision is involved).
So i have a tattoo. "knew regarts" Purposefully misspelled and definitely awkward. But went to a master calligrapher and sign painter to have the design made up. Went through 6 full color prints and painting with the guy, and used the 6 designs to find the best artist i could find. Then i soent 4 years researching the artist i would want to do it, by having 6 designs once i finally found someone i trusted and had them choose the design they felt they could execute the best. Took me 5 years to finally get it done, and its absolutely gorgeous. The spelling was done as an inside joke to myself, but the tattoo is executed absolutely perfectly.
Man. I shaved for a tattoo, then the tattooer had to reschedule by about a week, so it grew out some. I shaved it down again and got razor burn. The tattoo hurt so effing bad.
Great ones! ^_^ I have a tattoo that looks like I have a cut on my throat, I just did it to try, and I didn't even think it would stick that well, because I thought that I was too much of a chicken to tattoo deep enough. Well... That silly tattoo have made doctors and nurses kind of gasp many times, they're like: "What have you *done* there?!" Pretty funny to me at least -:)
Fast Food employees are typically not allowed to serve walk up/bicycle guests in the drive-thru because of the chance for robbery/violence from guests. But I would throw that raccoon a French fry.
I got the "I am who I am" right away not gonna lie.... and audibly chuckled at the washingmachine teapot. I think that the I am who I am was executed not great but wasn't the WORST. I still got it right away and I ain't too smart... but the washing machine teapot is gold.
Having koi fish in that formation isn't necessarily a Pisces tattoo it actually stems from japanese and Chinese philosophy koi fish depending on the colour and direction they swim can mean many things hers in the yin yang formation can represent a balance in life having it in black and white represents facing adversity and overcoming obstacles Put them all together and it can represent the person having overcome an obstacle (up stream koi) but also still facing challenges (downstream koi) aka the duality of life's ups and downs
I'm surprised you didn't have a reaction to the teapot/washing machine tattoos because I laughed out loud when the washing machine labelled teapot was revealed. The joke is that when you're in a group together one person shows the tattoo, you let the person you're showing observe that the label doesn't match and wonder, then you reveal the other tattoo with the swapped label. Most likely the person you're showing was either hung up on "that's wrong" or wondering what the inside joke is, and then there's the inside joke.
I swear i just imagine that dude sitting in the chair talkin to his tattoo "artist and it goin: "Hey Rodney, ya sure thems is spelt raght?" "HEEEYELLL YEAHH BROTHERRR SEEEEWEEE!" Then the rest of the trailer erupts with "YEEEHEWWS!!" and even more "HELL YEAH BRUTHURRRR!" After the rest of the trailer park hear the celebrations it turned into one big Hootenanny and many a cousin was hooked up with. SCEEEEWWWWEEE!
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Pony my man. Love the vids. Can you please and i mean PPPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEEE tell me the name to the intro song. I can get enough of it.
the thing with the washingmachine is probably that the tatooer fuc it up,....
Hey I got some stupid home tattoos bahahahah
I went to school with a guy that had a water faucet tat on his arm
After getting a couple tats i shave always pre shave in the shower x'D
The vein in my left arm is so prominent, that whenever I've had blood drawn, it's been commented on.
So I got a tattoo that says, "I make phlebotomists swoon" on my bicep right above it. You can bet your ass that I checked and rechecked that spelling a hundred times. My husband, my artist, and I all looked it up before the stencil was made, after it was made, after it was applied, and once more for good measure RIGHT before the artist turned on his machine.
You want ANYTHING with words, even your own name, you need to be DILIGENT about checking that shit.
I've got a tattoo of 3 different names of God in Hebrew on my wrist. The tattoist missed a dot on the bottom of one of the names and I had to chase him for weeks for him to add the dot. I don't know Hebrew so who knows what it said while the dot was missing!
I got "T'hyla" down my spine in Vulcan cursive. It's upside down 😂😂😂
@@legoqueen2445 👍 I went back to my guy twice to have the bars on an “I” lengthened . . .
@legoqueen2445 it wasn't missing anything important. Dots, which are called nekudot are there to help with reading, but you can read without them just fine, they are not a part of the letters. Religious texts use nekudot, modern language doesn't. The artist was lazy though😅
My favorite thing about dumb tattoos is imagining that person being discovered in a dig site centuries from now, the scientists put their body in an mri machine to try and see the design, and then an expert in the language has to explain to everyone present that the tattoo says "MOM FART"
"Who was Bart and how did he manage to write his name in solid cement?" 😂
Skin decomposes fairly quickly, but yeah, that would be crazy lol
How deep does your tattoo artist dig in, to the bone?! 😂
@@AmarylisFlow lmao I was talking about how they can still see tattoos on mummies like Otzi or the Siberian Ice Maiden 🤣
I'm picturing a thousand years from now they pull a body from a bog and try to learm something about our ancient civilization, only so see "shrimp is bugs"
@@stubbornsalad lmaoo
For the Pisces tattoo, she could easily just have her artist shade one of the fishies black and then make them yin and yang koi. Seems like an easy fix.
I thought that was what she went for. Like in last airbender. Moon and Ocean spirit, push and pull, yin and yang
I wouldn't care what anyone thinks.
@@petergibas1836 If she's familiar with the show she could put the circles on the head of each fish to resemble Tui and La
I think also adding a couple simple water lillies and ripples that might be floating on the surface above them would work. It would shift it from just a tattoo of two fish to a pond scene. Kind of a cheesy/stereotypical idea but would work.
My thoughts too
My parent quote: "if you get a tattoo you will go to hell." I'm in Florida now so ... maybe he was right.
Florida born and raised, i couldn’t agree more.
Spoken like a true Democrat.
@@tjmac6339 me? Haha. Dude you don't know me or any of my political leanings. This is a tattoo video. Not everything must be politically polarized. I can like or dislike a state without having any political preference.
@@CrossingRover you guys can have Crocodilians though mine is illegal
@@loridontchaknow You’re never gonna change the mind of a troglodyte whose first response is to generalize and attack more than half of the country.
[In response to tj mac]
There was a guy on my first ship, his last name was Self and on his forearms he had “self made” tattooed. I’m gonna be honest, probably one of the funniest tattoos I’ve ever seen
"I AM WHO I AM(R)" and "LIVE YOUR TRUTH" lmao I felt drunk reading that tattoo at a first glance
It's not a bad tattoo though, just ask if you don't understand it's meaning
@@milkamoussse the “at a first glance” should’ve implied that I understood it after I took a second, extended glance, but thanks for…clearing up the meaning, I guess? Even though you didn’t, just to be snarky.
@@milkamoussse Lmao, it's a terrible tattoo. One of the basic tenets of design is that it should be readable. You shouldn't have to stare at something for a solid minute in order to read it. It obviously wasn't meant to be chaos, like the lady with the face tattoos, so, it's a terrible design.
I think the teapot/washing machine one is kind of like antihumour. Like we (or at least I) find it so funny because there's just such a lack of humour, but in a humorous way
Its a reference to a popular UK youtuber
Doesnt a teapot belong into the dishwasher rather than into the washing machine? Isnt that why its a dumb Tattoo?
Thought it was just an inside joke
Yea, I thought it was hilarious coz it was so stupid!
That’s some gen z humor 😅
“This isn’t Pokémon, you don’t have to catch them all.” I loved it, especially since he’s talking about diseases.😂
The three sisters tattoo combo is awesome! Stupid, but awesome!
My freind purposely had the chicken soup in Chinese tattooed on the back of his neck. He said he's seen so many people saying there Chinese writing tattoos mean something when it was actually something else. He spent months making sure it was chicken soup he was going to get tattooed. His artist thought it was funny
好喝的鸡汤
I'm studying Japanese and I have plans to get a tattoo in Japanese that's purposefully ridiculous, then tell each person that asks a different story.
I know my tattoo is spelled right, but after seeing misspelled tattoos I always have to double check
😆
Same😂
The point is that you can't understand either tattoo without referencing the other. Anytime someone sees the teapot, they will ask why it says washing machine, and thus, you are referencing your best friend forever. It's self explanatory.
The humour is dry as dust. I like it.
My husband got the" barrel of monkeys monkey"...u know cuz he's more fun than a barrel of monkeys? And yes this was before we had kids, and yes my life is filled with dad jokes❤😂
I got inked in Madarin, 24 years ago it was the all the rage; my friend from Hong Kong wrote it for the artist. It indeed is the right characters. Random people still tell me "You can't really know what that is." 🙄
The only tattoo my husband (an electronic technician) has ever wanted is the power symbol (the circle with a line [represents a 0 and 1]) done in the bioluminescent ink so that it is only visible under a black light. He thinks it would be funny. Not gonna lie, so do I.
@@shareemitchell8343 not yet, no place up here carries the ink so he would have to buy it himself and he's not sure which one to get.
It's an amazing idea but unfortunately this kind of ink is not approved as safe yet :(
@@satiretalised18 thank you! I didn't know that.
@@3ch1dna07 you're welcome 🥰
Maybe it's the reason why the tattoo studios you visited didn't have the ink :/ tattoo artists are not prone to risk themselves and the client health with them. But i hope someday your husband would do his idea!! 💖
@@3ch1dna07 To give a little explanation, zinc sulfide is the only 'glow' ingredient that's actually ever been FDA approved for glow-in-the-dark makeup and similar material. It's the one that has that stereotypical greenish glow look. Even then, the sulfides can potentially be an irritant over time, so you're supposed to wear it for a certain event and then remove it. It's usually stated on makeup packaging not to apply it for a long time or leave it overnight. All other UV glow paints use materials that have generally not been tested, but they've basically not been stopped because there also haven't been any widespread known issues. However, that's why it's hard to find 'glow' stuff in the mainstream.
Tattoo ink isn't FDA regulated, but I'm guessing that reputable brands hesitate to carry something that historically hasn't been for longterm use and has no track record besides, "Nobody's complained yet."
That horse back riding tattoo is my exact sense of humour so of course now I wish I had one 😂
My best friends' surname is Ainge which is fairly common in the UK and I once painted a portrait of her that used the word Aingel in the title so it may be a case that the dad's aingel is a similar thing.
I'd never get a "No Regrets" tattoo.
But i'd get a "No Ragrets" tattoo, that's my credo.
😂😂😂 great movie reference.
"NO RUGRATS" ?
"A love thicker. Then blood." I love the dig at the audience there, too.
- a Vampire looking for a beautiful plus sized partner willing to be drank from
Only the qualified understand the error.
My dad got a tattoo of his zodiac sign when he was a kid. He thought it was stupid that his friends were getting their partners names tattooed as teenagers. He wanted to get something he knew would never change. Today all those couples are still together and the zodiac signs changed…
Love that lmao 😂
The zodiac signs changed but I'm pretty sure people are still going to stick to the ones they were born with
@@milkamoussse Yeah, I'm supposedly "not a scorpio" anymore, but I said 'fuk that' and got a scorpion anyways.
Honestly love the teapot and washing machine ones
The washing machine / teapot thing is definitely stupid enough that me and a friend would actually get it.
I almost felt personally insulted as the girl called "Gunther" a "dumb" tattoo. I´ve never seen something so adorable! Gunther for the win!
I know! It was adorable!
i knoooow literally gonna get one!
The three sisters tattoo was great. Also you sound a lot like Steve Blum. He's a voice actor whose well known for playing Spike in the anime Cowboy Bebop. If you haven't checked that out it's worth a watch. Cheers Pony!
The thing about face tattoos is you had better be self-employed because once you get it your job options are extremely limited.
@@nero48 : That was my point, Tattoo's in general may be "Mainstream," however they do still carry stigmata and preconceptions. A Tattoo makes a statement, a facial tattoo makes a very big statement.
I have tattoos, I love tattoos, and I still think facial tattoos (outside of cultural tattoos) are one of the most stupid and shortsighted things you can do to your body. I'm not going to refuse to interact with people who have face tattoos, but I'm definitely going to be judging them the whole time.
@@ameliaduncan3236: Agreed, I have ink myself! Agreed, they (facial tattoos,) are a statement. That was my point, in general if you're getting ink (Be Sure it's what you want.)
"This isn't Pokemon; you don't have to catch 'em all." Lolol
"This ain't Pokemon, you don't have to catch them all." DAMN! that's funny
"I am who I am, live your truth"
I mean I have my fair share of messed up tattoos but since I turned 30 I have slowly but surely getting them covered up
Same! It's a slow process lol. Good luck
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I had my tattoo words done in D&D elvish, only the most nerdy would understand the silliness it says. But looks so elegant :P
I think that’s fucking awesome actually
[as] stands for “Adult Swim”. It was a tiktok trend circulating a while back, doing like those little commercial break things for the tv channel.
That’s wild that she actually tattooed herself for the trend- that’s next level commitment!
as is getting their bumpers from tiktok now? oh lawd….
God people are dumb as doorknobs
i dare u to imagine the stupid tattoos i have
I always cringe when people get tattoos to match their current aesthetic. Aesthetics are like outfits - they change every day.
Now I need a 1 ghost with a boo'ner and another with boo'bies. That's just to funny 🤣🤣🤣
The 2006 movie "Idiocracy" was prophecy disguised as comedy. But one thing it got wrong was the amount of tattoos and other body modifications that will no doubt be ubiquitous in the future.
"Live your truth." "I am who I am."
That sounds like two great tattoos separately but together, not so much.
7:02 Seriously, I will bet my life that they came up with this idea when they where really, REALLY stoned and laughed their asses off for an hour.
I thought it was at least mildly funny.
Parents: If you want to discourage your kids from getting tattoos, it's easy to do. Just get tattooed yourself. Nothing makes something look more uncool than seeing your parents do it.
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(When my kids were young, they would ask why I got my tattoos. I said, "Because I thought it would make me look cool. Did it work?"
In unison, they shouted, "NO!!!"
Then we'd all laugh. 😄)
I've got a palm tattoo and it wasn't very painful. The worse part was holding my hand flat while it was getting done.
7:22 Rather late but I think it is the tattoo equivalent of those two part necklaces that you and someone else wears one part of and they come together to make the whole image or whatever they are supposed to be.
John Mellencamp described a beautiful tattoo he got when he was young, a rose with his daughter’s name. “Now it looks like a stewed tomato.”😂😂😂
Ignorant style will always have a place in my heart
I made a "to do list" in my palm like 10 years ago myself, didnt hurt as much as it felt really weird.
Still have it :D
If you think she really tattooed that adults swim logo on the palm of her hand then I got a bridge to sell you
Yeah, I don't think she really tattooed her palm either. She first puts the glove on her right hand, the hand that will have the tattoo in the end, but before and during the reveal the glove switches hands. I know she can take off the glove and put it on the correct hand, but it just screamed suspicious to me.
@@britt920 front facing camera gets mirrored in tiktoks
@@britt920 I agree it’s more than likely fake, but the front facing camera on phones is mirrored. She had the glove on her left hand the whole time, but switched to the front facing camera to film herself putting it on. Thus making it mirrored.
The palms of your hands shed skin exponentially faster than the rest of your body. Same with the soles of your feet. If you get a palm tattoo, it will fade to a vague blur inside of six months. My best friend has a smudge in his palm that used to be a Libra symbol.
I stepped on a rusty nail when I was like 10 or something. I joke that it was my first tattoo, because there is still an orange spot visible on the sole of my foot 40 years later.
Can't say I didn't go deep enough...
Glad I just found your channel. You’re really clever.Thanks for sharing your insight and expertise.
I think all of us tattoo artist just the same. I love your sense of humor, bro.
8:34 “A platypus?”
8:36 “Parry, the platypus!”
that "mentally sick, physically thicc" tattoo is definitely one that belongs on a buttcheek. Also, I have gone through a Burger King drive thru on a bike before. At 2 in the morning. While sober. It's fine as long as you can get the sensor to recognize that you're there, apparently their sensor thing is only supposed to pick up cars, but if you pull up to the speaker at the same distance you'd be while in a car, it'll pick up a bicycle just fine.
As a person neck tattooed not finding ink funny , gotta appreciate this guys content ! Dope gauges bro! -Dylan
My tattoo artist in Chicago makes you sign a waiver if you want any script that you’ve checked that it is spelled right.
Did these people check the spelling?
Sure, I check my spelling alllll the time. But heck if they get it wrong with all those ways to spell any one word! The dictionary is even worse.
Who's your tattoo artist I'm thinking of getting one up there here shortly
@@perrycoffey5410 Dawn Radford. She does a ton of botanical work
Lol, that Mom fart one had me laughing hard, about 17 yrs ago, I was in the kitchen, husband was in our bedroom, the kids were in theirs and since I do not (unless on accident), pass gas near anyone, I figured it would be safe in the laundry room off the kitchen, I then went back in the kitchen and was cleaning up the counters to cook, it could not have been more than a minute and my oldest came running out of his room all excited and asked if I made steak, confused, I said no and asked why, he said he thought he smelled steak, by this time my other 2 had run out after hearing steak, finally it clicked and I proceeded to bust a gut and said, I just passed gas, which sent me into another fit of laughter, I remind him of it more times than I should, 😁😇😁🤣
I got a Chinese good luck bat. I free hand drew it and the artist made a transfer. It is in honor of my son’s Chinese heritage and my own love of Chine art and bats. It isn’t more than a couple inches and done with a black outline filled in with red. It’s in my lower left hip and most people never see it. I love it but it hurt like crazy and one tattoo was enough, but I love seeing other people’s tattoos.
2:04 LOL! You guys are twins! You definitely can smell what The Rock is cooking!!!
“An argument that’s escalating”
Thanks for the laugh
So glad to see your videos are slappin!!! Been here since ya started this channel. Or a lil after. Lub it.
I genuinely laughed when the "horseback riding" tattoo popped up!
It's so stupid I had to laugh.
Pony will forever be one of My favorite humans ever
Absolutely loved the Liz Taylor reference 🤣🤣🖤
ima have to sub lol - you got me at 3:22
"that's my lysadexia coming through"
matter fact, ima call up my oldman n tell him that and see if he laughs
since he does have a rather nightmarish form of dyslexia... it's not funny by itself by the way you make a joke out of it? really mood the lightens 😆
“I love mom fart…wait…I mom fart….mom fart…mom fart??” 💀😂😂
"Live your truth, I am who I am"
that took me a few seconds to get.
ugh, ikr about the pisces tattoo. i got a full back of baphomet and everyone thinks i'm a capricorn now.
You are the most down to earth tattoo guy on TH-cam, I like it
Lysdexia!!!! 🤣😂
Me too ❤
7:14 The lines on the washing machine are horrible. 😂😂😂
I loved the teapot/washing tattoos 🙈😸
If it makes you happy, it’s not a dumb tattoo. If it brings enjoyment to your life, it’s worth getting.
Those sister tattoos were awesome. Love that idea.
8:07 - how come it seems no one but me realizes that despite that the fish circle each other, they are swimming the same direction. The two, represent our being a dual sign , and also, our duality of nature/behavior/personality/mind (when any kind of decision is involved).
I think the most stupid tattoo ever has to be Steve-O's "fuck babies" tattoo. But he got it fixed and now it looks good and has a hilarious backstory
I laughed so loudly when you talked about diseases unlike Pokémon, you shouldn’t try to catch them all.
Non native English speaker and i was today years old when I learned how “Pisces” is pronounced
A connoisseur of tattoos?😂
And gauges in his earlobes!😅
🤣🙄
"lyxdexia" you even got that backwards, i have it to, i know the pain brother.
5:19 DAMN....LOL
I love the teapot/washing machine tattoo concept sm (it’s ok that you don’t get it 😂)
Maybe the 'love thicker then blood' is a dyslexic Killing Joke fan.
11:46 That made me laugh so hard, holy shit, that penguin hahahaha
Years ago a young neighbor of ours tattooed Heavy Metal on his forearm, "Hevey Metel"....
So i have a tattoo. "knew regarts"
Purposefully misspelled and definitely awkward. But went to a master calligrapher and sign painter to have the design made up. Went through 6 full color prints and painting with the guy, and used the 6 designs to find the best artist i could find. Then i soent 4 years researching the artist i would want to do it, by having 6 designs once i finally found someone i trusted and had them choose the design they felt they could execute the best. Took me 5 years to finally get it done, and its absolutely gorgeous. The spelling was done as an inside joke to myself, but the tattoo is executed absolutely perfectly.
"or they could cut themselves." LMAO my artist cut me twice shaving my forearm last weekend...
Great video, I really enjoyed this one 😃.
Man. I shaved for a tattoo, then the tattooer had to reschedule by about a week, so it grew out some. I shaved it down again and got razor burn. The tattoo hurt so effing bad.
This is cool! Its like Fish Tank Review but somehow even more badass.
Great ones! ^_^
I have a tattoo that looks like I have a cut on my throat, I just did it to try, and I didn't even think it would stick that well, because I thought that I was too much of a chicken to tattoo deep enough.
Well... That silly tattoo have made doctors and nurses kind of gasp many times, they're like:
"What have you *done* there?!"
Pretty funny to me at least -:)
Fast Food employees are typically not allowed to serve walk up/bicycle guests in the drive-thru because of the chance for robbery/violence from guests. But I would throw that raccoon a French fry.
Stats show you're more likely to be robbed by a car it's actually out of concern they're in a blind spot of another vehicle then gets hit
I got the "I am who I am" right away not gonna lie.... and audibly chuckled at the washingmachine teapot. I think that the I am who I am was executed not great but wasn't the WORST. I still got it right away and I ain't too smart... but the washing machine teapot is gold.
Having koi fish in that formation isn't necessarily a Pisces tattoo it actually stems from japanese and Chinese philosophy koi fish depending on the colour and direction they swim can mean many things hers in the yin yang formation can represent a balance in life having it in black and white represents facing adversity and overcoming obstacles Put them all together and it can represent the person having overcome an obstacle (up stream koi) but also still facing challenges (downstream koi) aka the duality of life's ups and downs
Love your jokes bro and you drop them. Love your videos please dont stop!! Lol 🙏
Your channel was just recommend and I had to Sub!
I'm surprised you didn't have a reaction to the teapot/washing machine tattoos because I laughed out loud when the washing machine labelled teapot was revealed. The joke is that when you're in a group together one person shows the tattoo, you let the person you're showing observe that the label doesn't match and wonder, then you reveal the other tattoo with the swapped label. Most likely the person you're showing was either hung up on "that's wrong" or wondering what the inside joke is, and then there's the inside joke.
I swear i just imagine that dude sitting in the chair talkin to his tattoo "artist and it goin: "Hey Rodney, ya sure thems is spelt raght?" "HEEEYELLL YEAHH BROTHERRR SEEEEWEEE!" Then the rest of the trailer erupts with "YEEEHEWWS!!" and even more "HELL YEAH BRUTHURRRR!" After the rest of the trailer park hear the celebrations it turned into one big Hootenanny and many a cousin was hooked up with. SCEEEEWWWWEEE!
I'm glad I'm not the only one that has a collection of stupid tattoos. I love the reactions I get from mine😂
Thank you! Finally figured it out!
Yes, your neighbors opinion is just as valid as the internet. Don't sleep on your neighbor
His friend can say, he got my teapot and the other, my waking machine... That makes them connected cuz the one has the others tattoo lol🤦😆
Spell Check edition 😂
Loving the content!
Keep it coming!
No seriously make more videos now!
That horseback riding one was easily my favorite.
harombay lolololo he got what he got survival of the better species. made me laugh when a certain group was so excited about it