Breaking Civilization 5 With Culture - Civ 5 is a perfectly balanced game with no EXPLOITS

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  • @Lathland
    @Lathland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3949

    Always knew you were a man of culture.

  • @dougpowers
    @dougpowers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2421

    Spiff doesn't really _play_ games so much as he ambushes them in a dark alley, strips them of their balance, pummels them to within an inch of their design principles, then rifles through their pockets for exploits.

    • @BagofBeans1
      @BagofBeans1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @They Live! Again. how, exactly?

    • @SisyphusGrimace
      @SisyphusGrimace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      In true English fashion.

    • @Quarrel_
      @Quarrel_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@thegreatestdane8978 the reputation of a large TH-camr isn’t going to be effected in the slightest by a single comment on one of their videos with one like. Chill out man

    • @tonykristhiofan1113
      @tonykristhiofan1113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thegreatestdane8978 seems like one of your favourite creator got taken out because of it

    • @acestrelok
      @acestrelok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thegreatestdane8978 huh, isn't this what the news industry does all the time nowadays? That and twitter mobs?

  • @chesney1995
    @chesney1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1378

    12 turns between discovering the rest of the world and becoming culturally influencial over all of them lmfao

    • @EnormousApplePie
      @EnormousApplePie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@thespiffingbrit I made online speed as a fun little project to see what I can mod or not, I may have forgotten its exsistence sometimes :-)

    • @toddconn915
      @toddconn915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thespiffingbrit I love your channel, just one thing though. Did you use a mod to get that Civ? I can't find it anywhere on my game, and the leader image at 1:15 is of the Moroccan leader with the Assyrian map. I looked online too and couldn't find Madagascar on Civ 5 anywhere.

    • @acters124
      @acters124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@toddconn915 at the time stamp you posted, there is a title at the top that says lekmod V26.1 which is considered a very balanced mod of civ 5. spiff also mentions it is the lekmod at 1:08 Spiff broke the balance of this mod.
      EDIT: for all new commenter, the maintainer of the mod is EnormousApplePie who commented above us.

    • @JakerTheSnake
      @JakerTheSnake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @chesney1995 influential...

    • @ol12gaming92
      @ol12gaming92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hmm could I use this in my deity game?

  • @kyleja2001
    @kyleja2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    25:30 Spiffing Brit: "Oh look that means I can finally meet Japan"
    Korea: '
    실례합니다?'

    • @OperationDarkside
      @OperationDarkside 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Let me guess, these strange symbols mean "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @kyleja2001
      @kyleja2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@OperationDarkside "Excuse me? " so you don't have to waste your time on Google translate :) should of put that though lol

    • @Suho1004
      @Suho1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I hate to be that guy, but "실례합니다" is a statement, not a question, and it can't be used in the same way as "Excuse me?" in English. It's more for when you have done or are doing something that may inconvenience someone else. In this context you might say something like "뭐라고 하셨습니까?" (polite/formal, meaning "What did you say?")

    • @kyleja2001
      @kyleja2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Suho1004 Yeah you ruined the joke good job.

    • @Suho1004
      @Suho1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@kyleja2001 Thank you. I do try my best. :)

  • @PristineTX
    @PristineTX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    NOTE: You have to have Lekmod to use this. This is not a standard civ in Civ V.

    • @joshuafhiggins
      @joshuafhiggins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      he should pin this comment we all got scammed

    • @Brittow
      @Brittow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@joshuafhiggins When he "changed a bit" his religion I knew I was getting duped..

    • @vladimirlenin876
      @vladimirlenin876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where do I get this mod

    • @tottastic2034
      @tottastic2034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you so much my guy

    • @NewfieCatgirl
      @NewfieCatgirl 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks for pointing this out. I was about to try it out like the gold scam fort trade and couldnt find madacascar and saw lekmod. Still could use it if I play multiplayer with the NQCiv group

  • @bubbasbigblast8563
    @bubbasbigblast8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1606

    "We have to stop Spiff!"
    "Yes, before his culture destroys us." *Sip*
    "What...what are you drinking, Caesar?"
    "Oh, this. Just some tea, old chap."
    "No! IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING!"
    "Well, if you hate tea so much, let's hop down to the pub for a pint instead, eh? Oliver Julius, bring the lorry up!"
    "NOOOOO!"

    • @David-qi1ys
      @David-qi1ys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Y’know what they say, “all roundabouts lead to Rome”

    • @eggy6745
      @eggy6745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Luv Rome, simple az

    • @projectrenaissanceman5035
      @projectrenaissanceman5035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh my that one was amazing

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, ya can't just have a cuppa coffee, can ya? It just ain't natural, innit?

  • @Todietipso
    @Todietipso 3 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    I'm slowly getting the feeling that the games Spiff covers aren't perfectly balanced as he always claims in the beginning

    • @jayhom5385
      @jayhom5385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Whaaaaa? Are you insinuating he may not be British at all? He may be a Sicilian named Vizzini?

    • @TheOneAndOnlyFen
      @TheOneAndOnlyFen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They are ALWAYS PERFECTLY BALANCED. How dare you question our Lord and saviour Spiff. Lol

    • @toddconn915
      @toddconn915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yeah, just one thing with this particular video though, Madagascar is not in the game... I have been playing for years and have all the DLC's, I even looked it up, but no Madagascar anywhere. The leader in the image is the Moroccan one with the Assyrian map at 1:15

    • @awtqrtrkjsrs
      @awtqrtrkjsrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're starting to sound like a separatist.

    • @awtqrtrkjsrs
      @awtqrtrkjsrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@toddconn915 Yes. Madagascar is a mod for Civ 5. It's actually surprising how many vids he has where you need mods for the exploit.

  • @stoffmeister7095
    @stoffmeister7095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    "Chicken pizza". Right, I'll never be able to say the proper name for that ancient wonder ever again.

    • @Patrick_The_Pure
      @Patrick_The_Pure 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You actually tried to pronounce it properly?, me and my buddies have always called it chicken pizza.

    • @marcinmisiek768
      @marcinmisiek768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm happy i'm not the only one who calls them chicken pizza

    • @ShevkoMore
      @ShevkoMore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We call it Lentil

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      His intentional mispronunciation of literally every non-english name was really f*ck*ng me up. Especially the part where we called Korea Japan. XD
      That was just.... lol

    • @yihos5199
      @yihos5199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's truly a wonder

  • @joshuahopkins8747
    @joshuahopkins8747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Oh good I was just losing my Civ game a second ago, perfect timing!

    • @APRCraig
      @APRCraig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah just install a mod and then the game starts to be unbalanced XD who would of known!

    • @jakeweeramanthri6309
      @jakeweeramanthri6309 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@APRCraig what does the mod do

    • @APRCraig
      @APRCraig 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jakeweeramanthri6309 He says at the start, hes using the "Lekmod".
      So yeah... video is terrible as hes using a mod and everything he discusses is in the mod and not in the base game. So... not exploits with Civ, exploits with Lekmod

  • @FelisImpurrator
    @FelisImpurrator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Spiff in every Civ video:
    1. Start the game
    2. Found a religion
    3. ????
    4. Prophet!

    • @RakeanAlBarra
      @RakeanAlBarra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Underrated civ joke, you have my like

    • @missseaweed2462
      @missseaweed2462 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is more funny that it should have been.

  • @calex33
    @calex33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Hey in case anyone went looking for Madagascar in their games (like me), note that Spiff is playing with a popular mod called Lekmod and Madagascar is in that mod

    • @andyroberts6810
      @andyroberts6810 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do I get this mod? I'm a noob, just installed on steam

  • @HDTomo
    @HDTomo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    "Wait, they're all British?"
    *always have been*

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated comment

  • @epistax4
    @epistax4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I would like to see an online game between Spiff and friends where they are all competing, using different exploits, to see if the exploits balance out.

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Who can exploit the most? That would be fun.

    • @richardmorris8902
      @richardmorris8902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This needs more upvotes. That would be brilliant.

    • @Mopsie
      @Mopsie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your comment needs to be higher up, this is an excellent idea

    • @Jawsofhana
      @Jawsofhana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They did this with transport tycoon.

    • @DUVARKQWERTY
      @DUVARKQWERTY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alex2005zwq left orw right to deleteq left or right to deleteqSwipe leqft or right to deleteqqqq

  • @isidornimages
    @isidornimages 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I was excited seeing a Civ V video by The Spiffing Brit. Excitement died quickly seeing it was a mod being exploited. I still play Civ V regularly, with plenty of mods. Never heard of this one.

    • @donkarnage6986
      @donkarnage6986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It works on prince! (like everything else works on prince, dont do this on deity) But just pick a culture nation like brazil and you can do the same thing

    • @madogthefirst
      @madogthefirst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This just in if you mod the game you make it unbalanced.

    • @jorregritter3669
      @jorregritter3669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah he actually doesn’t exploit the game, he only exploits some kinda strange mod...

    • @darudemanastorm123
      @darudemanastorm123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lekmod is a modpack made for online games and isn't on steam workshop due to the workaround required to play online with mods

    • @alexyoung9512
      @alexyoung9512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's a balance mod that makes the game a lot better to play online

  • @thewonderdoc2999
    @thewonderdoc2999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I didn‘t pay attention at the start of the video but as soon as he said: „people choose honor“, I knew this was a mod and not vanilla :)

    • @Alphenis
      @Alphenis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, in vanilla, everyone take Tradition.

    • @terralp2062
      @terralp2062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Alphenis Or Liberty. But only for rushing people with chariot archers.

    • @BraghDaMan
      @BraghDaMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My first pick was always to unlock honor when I played. Seeing the barbs when they spawn and the culture from wrecking them helps tons early. I never went further than unlocking it though.

    • @cwedvin5748
      @cwedvin5748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BraghDaMan maxing it out is actually rather devastating :D I had a game where I was in a global war by accident ( i started going for culture victory but got forced into war)
      either way, by getting all honor policy i manged to "EARN" gold even doh i was -60 gold per turn :D I was profiting. I constantly bought new units / buildings. And still ended up in 1000 gold.
      Yes its not a flawless thing, but my point is. it does help in warfare and if you are going for domination victory i highly recommend using it.
      Also tradition for culture is better than honor vs barberians. 3 instantly + per turn is better than a small burst when ever you kill a barb. other players can snipe the barb, it cost gold to maintain the unit. but on the bright side you can "grind" barbarian camps along as you use archers to kill and let them keep spawning. but that's about it.
      Honor is mutch better for culture.
      Libirty is better for faster expanding empries as described.
      and honor is mainly good for war.

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Although I strongly go for Tradition, whenever I would play with Raging Barbarians I would then always go with Honor, especially on harder difficulties, because the extra damage against barbarians is the only thing keeping you alive when the barbarians all suddenly upgrade their weapons from warriors to spearmen...
      or 3 nukes on a carrier...

  • @alexanderjamesaustin
    @alexanderjamesaustin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Rome: *Invades Spiff:
    Spiff: Oh No! Anyways...

  • @barsni4779
    @barsni4779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    It's not even bug this time: it's stacking. Ah, the games as they intended to be.

    • @sk8paradoxity
      @sk8paradoxity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      that's my favorite part about this video, no actual exploits just game mechanics working as intended, even though he is using a Modded Civ. They don't generally break the game.

    • @fakeskyler2305
      @fakeskyler2305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "intentional game design"

    • @kaplanbahadir2301
      @kaplanbahadir2301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@sk8paradoxity yes they do. 90% of all modded civs had balancing issues. The ones that change yealds are the most broken.

    • @Warchoon
      @Warchoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's not the game 'as intended', he uses a 3rd party mod that allows to play as Madagascar. No wonder that it's not perfectly balanced.

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The proper term for this, is Playing Tall. India might be an even better civ for this strat.

  • @silentthief18
    @silentthief18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I mean, the civ he's playing is modded.

    • @henrymccoy2306
      @henrymccoy2306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Lekmod does the amazing job of balancing the base game whilst adding civs and other customizables that break the game. That whole spiel on how bad piety was only applies to the base game

    • @joshuanaumowicz5115
      @joshuanaumowicz5115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@henrymccoy2306 sorta, most of those tile beliefs don’t exist in the base game whatsoever.

  • @backupplan6058
    @backupplan6058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Next video, Civ 6 is perfectly balanced - How a stone wall can protect you from a Thermonuclear Warhead.

  • @DungeonNumber5
    @DungeonNumber5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    So you've broken the unofficial mod.
    It's like drinking a cold cup of tea.

    • @carlelg5001
      @carlelg5001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yep. First time the spiffing Brit disappointed

    • @nigredoooalgown6245
      @nigredoooalgown6245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thespiffingbrit I can't even find lekmod v26.1 oO

    • @ZichaelMakieta
      @ZichaelMakieta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thespiffingbrit yep, this mod makes the game perfectly balanced, as we can all see in this video

    • @quincyking010
      @quincyking010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ZichaelMakieta I don't think that's the mod spiff just made a special pact that let's him exploit everything

    • @oomsou5018
      @oomsou5018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What’s wrong with drinking cold tea? Never heard of iced tea before? It’s quite sweet and a good drink.

  • @Feldflasche
    @Feldflasche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    as a fan of civ5 without dlc or mods this very much seems like civ 5.9 to me

    • @teun911
      @teun911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How can you play CIV V without DLC?

    • @Feldflasche
      @Feldflasche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@teun911 you dont buy the dlc and press "play" in steam

    • @CryoDesCoberic
      @CryoDesCoberic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Feldflasche you're perfect the way you are

    • @Feldflasche
      @Feldflasche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CryoDesCoberic nah. i suffer from scoliosis and my right eye is significantly worse than my left one.

    • @testedalexthegreat1759
      @testedalexthegreat1759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Feldflasche My boy got 20/6 vision.

  • @heartbeat4atinman
    @heartbeat4atinman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    12:38 when you paint a guy who caused a Christian schism before Christ has even been born

  • @wmprimetime8624
    @wmprimetime8624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Great strategy and it’s currently going well. Too bad I didn’t randomize personalities and I spawned next to genghis khan

    • @Chadniger
      @Chadniger 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you survive?

    • @pijsn9502
      @pijsn9502 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Chadniger ayo what is your name

    • @Chadniger
      @Chadniger ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pijsn9502 a country

  • @Varis...
    @Varis... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "what is a Madagascar?" -Spiff 2020

  • @HDonkeyTS
    @HDonkeyTS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Am I the only one that knows that there is no Madagaskar civilization in civ5?

    • @RedSntDK
      @RedSntDK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thespiffingbrit So true. That and Enhanced User Interface.

    • @eradian1
      @eradian1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RedSntDK Wait... how do I find Lekmod?

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thespiffingbrit wait is it fair to show of an exploit if mods are involved? or is this simply becuase it makes an exploit possible with other civs even more jazzy and the mod is so common?

    • @potato_gamer7725
      @potato_gamer7725 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thespiffingbrit well there is also a mod that balance the game perfectly or just makes all traits, bonuses x10...

    • @isidornimages
      @isidornimages 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thespiffingbrit There are plenty of other mods that makes the game enjoyable without changing the game this drastically. With over 6k hours into the game I've never heard of this mod and I don't like what I see of it here.

  • @psychs6720
    @psychs6720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    This would be an insane gamebreak if like half of these things didnt come from mods you installed (like the madagascar civ is a mod civ).
    Maybe try and break the game next time without unbalanced mods?

    • @millanferende6723
      @millanferende6723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kind of speaks volumes for the game, doesn't it? I was also wondering... like hmm, some policies have changed.

    • @whathd579
      @whathd579 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it's actually a single mod called lekmod which is used for competitive multiplayer in civ 5.

  • @DaftCricket
    @DaftCricket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    20:25 That was a very UN-BRITISH thing of you to say!
    Spiff you should know better Big Ben is the name of the Bell, not the clock nor the building.
    No thanks needed for the correction, just send me a box of teabags, running kinda low on a student budget. Ty.
    Edit: the name of the tower is actually Elizabeth tower

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, Big Ben is all about the Ding Dong, we know.

    • @PeterTeal77
      @PeterTeal77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Big ben is a cracked bell in Boston, America as far as I know

    • @dylanconfer1116
      @dylanconfer1116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PeterTeal77 What bell are you talking about. As a pensilvanian I immediately thought the liberty Bell, but that's in Phillie. I'm flustered and embarrassed that I don't know what your talking about.

    • @osack4703
      @osack4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TaikaJamppa no, the Big Ben really is the bell.

    • @raingram
      @raingram 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And _you_ should know that no British person would call it anything _other_ than "Big Ben".

  • @Poopdahoop
    @Poopdahoop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I will never forget the 3 science fishing boats and the 12 production mountains from the Jingle Jam.
    I'm so glad you're covering Civ V here!

  • @carlsoll
    @carlsoll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Oh my god what a great episode. Every decision you made was hilariously unstoppable

  • @goldenwolf90
    @goldenwolf90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Prince start, can’t have the AI getting any boosts. Still a joy to watch!

  • @jonatangraversen7623
    @jonatangraversen7623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    using a mod to break a game isnt really breaking a game tbh...

    • @ThePootisPower24
      @ThePootisPower24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      In fairness this isn’t a silly mod it’s more of a competitive mod plus a total conversion, it’s a completely different meta yes but it’s not a mod to install a super OP civ for fun mod

    • @newzealandprepper
      @newzealandprepper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yes I agree the mod is what's broken, some things in the policies are weird too both in piety and aesthetics

    • @TEE_TIME_GOLF
      @TEE_TIME_GOLF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What mod did he use?

    • @mokarokas-1727
      @mokarokas-1727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@TEE_TIME_GOLF - 1:07

    • @sammacquarrie4825
      @sammacquarrie4825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You can do the same thing with Byzantium, or another faith-oriented civ. The mod made it faster, but the strategy is OP regardless. If you have a desert start and get desert faith and Petra you can do it even quicker than he did with whatever civ you want.

  • @darkone12491
    @darkone12491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    it really helps playing a custom civ on the easiest difficulty picking a rigged map and cheating between cuts for a worker and settler.

    • @iTrum89x
      @iTrum89x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah was thinking the same thing lol, any civ player with more than 100 hours will notice that lol

    • @donanderson3653
      @donanderson3653 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looks like he discovered el dorado, so probably not cheating.
      That said "Here's a strategy that can win on prince if you discover el dorado" isn't a high bar.

    • @lttfan9185
      @lttfan9185 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donanderson3653 *and using multiplayer mods against the AI

  • @hungrymusicwolf
    @hungrymusicwolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:20 yes that is exactly what we dutchies are doing, also the most appropriate dutch timing to say it in your video.
    This video is certified dutchy approved.

  • @hagnat
    @hagnat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    heh, i was exited about a CIv5 video.. only to see it was running on a mod :/
    still awesome to see Spiff play Civ5 :D

  • @froo5667
    @froo5667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    culture, I know all about culture. I have a cacao tea next to me with a stroopwafel elegantly mounted on top

  • @oboebuddy15
    @oboebuddy15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    You did not break the game, you just found a good strategy!

  • @Sgt_SealCluber
    @Sgt_SealCluber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Denounce the banning of Tea!!"
    and then
    "Oops I won."

  • @CaptainSeaDog_
    @CaptainSeaDog_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Ah yes we get to meet Japan."
    *Sejong appears*
    Me: 🤨
    One of these things is not like the other...

  • @bobmcob1132
    @bobmcob1132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'd like to imagine that the holy sites are just a bunch of really fancy tea rooms

    • @benjamintan2733
      @benjamintan2733 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, it would be full of tea houses.

  • @toddconn915
    @toddconn915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Idk what is up with spiffs game, but I loaded mine with all the dlc's activated and there is not Madagascar character. The photo in his video is of the Moroccan leader, and the map looks like the Assyrian one. Considering Madagascar is an island off of the coast of Africa, Spiff had to have used a mod to get that character. Anyone can look it up, Madagascar is not a character in Civ 5

    • @inc0mingr0flc0pter
      @inc0mingr0flc0pter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s a mod. He says it right at the start of the video. In fact, it has the name across the top banner of the setup screen at the start as well.

  • @created.black.soil.
    @created.black.soil. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I was hyped until I realized that nearly everything is boosted, so much extra culture boni where there isn't without mod. Still entertaining, although it is no exploit of the real game

  • @HoiPolloiNtertains
    @HoiPolloiNtertains 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the Christmas gift I never knew I needed. Civ 5 is my favorite civ game by far. Thanks Spif and Happy New Year to you!

  • @TrueVoidOfficial
    @TrueVoidOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Litterally everyone else: lives in grass hut
    The Spiffing Brit: I'm gonna build a hotel!

  • @Akatsuki69387
    @Akatsuki69387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Spiff: I've never covered it.
    Civ 5 infinite gold: am I a joke to you?

  • @reginaldsafety6090
    @reginaldsafety6090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Normie Culture: "Its a forest tile".
    Spiff: "Its free real estate!"

  • @boaking101
    @boaking101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are the most perfectly balanced 👌TH-cam channel, thank you very much for giving me a chuckle every few days!

    • @boaking101
      @boaking101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thespiffingbrit omg the lord of exploits, perfectly balanced 👌 gaming, and Yorkshire sponsored, has graced me with his words! I bow to your perfectly balanced-ness!

  • @user-ux7nd8tg1o
    @user-ux7nd8tg1o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Lekmod: "We have made Civ 5 more balanced!"
    Spiff: "Well yes but actually no"

    • @uolboi5028
      @uolboi5028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If he was playing vs players hed be dead

    • @lttfan9185
      @lttfan9185 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@uolboi5028 yep - playing against the AI with a mod specifically designed for multiplayer is what's broken here.

  • @LimeGameProduction
    @LimeGameProduction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That voice in intro is perfectly balanced

  • @khankrumgaming8926
    @khankrumgaming8926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    24:50 That moment when you invert cause and effect, when you have your border growth in -3 turns. lol

  • @iservHim
    @iservHim 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that you went back to bring us Civ V content. Still my favorite Civ. Love your work!

  • @sturmp
    @sturmp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Spiff has drunken so much tea that he seems to have caused brain damage and forgotten the other civ 5 video he did

    • @vladdrakul7851
      @vladdrakul7851 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like they said in the Rutles movie The Rutles who inspired the copycat Beatles were into heavy drugs. Make Tea not love. Acid is for lightweight pussies! Me I'm a Twinning Earl Grey junkie and I'm NOT joking! 5-6 cups a day of the hardcore real leaf tea. Bags are for beginners. Its like injecting heroine but more civilized. Ask Spiff! He knows!

  • @davidsan5766
    @davidsan5766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The happiness I get when you make a video on a game I have is nearly greater than when I drink tea

  • @HaefentheZebra
    @HaefentheZebra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Glad to see this, I love Civ 5 way more than 6, nice to see you touching on it!

  • @manimehrdoost3085
    @manimehrdoost3085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Coming up on spiffing Brit channel:
    Living is a perfectly balanced thing with NO EXPLOITE

  • @MrYuriTambor
    @MrYuriTambor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Well, that made me play the unmodded game for testing.
    Still I say that Brazil on a jungle map is a lot more OP.

  • @the_hate_inside1085
    @the_hate_inside1085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Romans trying to invade you, and the Duch trying to ban tea showed a lot of heart.

  • @7deuc2e38
    @7deuc2e38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I just bought this game and started playing it, literally have no idea wtf I'm doing so I'm here to learn from the master

    • @giannidavies3594
      @giannidavies3594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he is using a modpack. you can try culture victory but it is outrageously hard in multiplayer

  • @GoobNoob
    @GoobNoob 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    960k views 3 years ago. A spiffing brit video on my fav game of all time? How have I not seen this!

  • @34eNko
    @34eNko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When you announced there will be Civ 5 video coming up I was really excited, but it being a mod not the base game you exploited it feels kinda underwhelming. I was hoping for breaking of the game, not someone's mod for it

    • @craigconnors1329
      @craigconnors1329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you want a broken base game, raging barbs and rush religion to get missionaries that convert barbs. Won’t win you the game on anything higher than emperor, or against people, but it’s pretty funny on lower/medium difficulty

    • @34eNko
      @34eNko 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@craigconnors1329 I play civ mostly on deity, immortal if with friends because they asses are too hard to carry but I will try it out and see how far I can pull it off

    • @charlesfudge2
      @charlesfudge2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The mod he's playing in is the unofficial balance patch that is pretty widely used in the community to make the game less broken. The point is that he broke the balance patch.

    • @superguy911
      @superguy911 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      also theres playing spain and winning religious tourism in 100 turns, but that's probably too much rng for a video

  • @biggybrolunch3809
    @biggybrolunch3809 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Think how jazzy it is to actually exist. Isn't that great?" - Spiffo

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    _"Chicken Pizza"_ lmao
    *"Oh that means we also now get to meet Japan"*
    Oh no, now Kim Jong Un will nuke us

  • @robertarends5675
    @robertarends5675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I discovered a drinking game. Drink every time lord spiff says the word 'Jazzy'.

  • @davemeech
    @davemeech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh man, this just went and made me want to fire up civ v again

  • @KingD-Trix
    @KingD-Trix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Were fighting people with biws and arrows. And thats good seeing as we've just discovered the Gattling Gun."

  • @Th3BlackLotus
    @Th3BlackLotus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Because Reanu Keeves was so good to me for Christmas, this is the first video I'm watching, where I have Yorkshire Gold in front of me.
    Any serving suggestions Spiff?

  • @TheOneAndOnlyFen
    @TheOneAndOnlyFen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Spiff: The Dutch are over here doing Dutch things.
    Me: How dare they do Dutch things.

  • @tomanderson558
    @tomanderson558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hi spiff. Big fan. Of the game and the channel. Any chance you can do a perfectly balanced video on vanilla civ v? Modded seems like a bit of a stretch from your normal content is all

  • @MilesTheMan
    @MilesTheMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember seeing Spiff play this strategy on the Jingle Jam. I was hoping we'd see a video of it!

  • @InternetLad
    @InternetLad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "We are choosing Piety"
    Me, despite listening to the entire explanation that there's an end game to this: "Fucking why?"

    • @InternetLad
      @InternetLad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also, does everyone call it the chicken pizza? I thought that was just a me thing.

  • @ShadowedZen
    @ShadowedZen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me who plays piety exclusively "shit now the world knows my tactics"

  • @Nsbustin
    @Nsbustin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And no Geneva Conventions were broken in the making of this video.

  • @aeroosprey
    @aeroosprey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how the game ended the moment the Dutch voted to ban tea like it could sense the impending wrath of Spiff and noped out of there

  • @arsenic_soap1738
    @arsenic_soap1738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he fully broke the game, I honestly choked on my tea from laughing.

  • @VVen0m
    @VVen0m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That "EXPLOITS" is so aggressive it actually made me chuckle

  • @MrEvroid
    @MrEvroid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I couldn't find Madagascar in the list of official Civ 5 civilizations, then I noticed you're using a mod called Lekmod....

  • @billtalent1
    @billtalent1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    it's nice that civ v at least doesn't have any exploits or balance issues in multiplayer, its the main thing preventing me from playing civ vi

  • @Darkry
    @Darkry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    23:02 The nipslip...
    TH-cam be like- "I heard you are demonetized now, bruh"

  • @TACTICOOK
    @TACTICOOK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know it's a good day when the almighty Spiff posts

  • @idcgaming518
    @idcgaming518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Where would I get this mod, anyway? I cant find it and madagascar is not part of the basegame or dlc from what I can see. The only "lekmod" I can find doesnt have madagascar in it.

    • @alantremonti1381
      @alantremonti1381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The image of the leader for "Madagascar" is definitely the Moroccan leader. Something's fishy... Spiff's brain is a perfectly balanced organ with absolutely no exploits?!

    • @happytoaster1
      @happytoaster1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It does seem to be lekmod. If you search for the ability he's abusing (Sacred Hills of Imerina), you can find it listed in a few places. I suspect he forgot he had a bunch of mods enabled.

    • @jonathanwarren6339
      @jonathanwarren6339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you Google the nqmod on reddit you should be able to find the files for it.

    • @Lapantouflemagic0
      @Lapantouflemagic0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah i was disappointed when i saw it was actually a mod. i generally don't mod games for that reason.

  • @dark_side_cookies
    @dark_side_cookies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That moment when your bloodthirsty Roman enemy decides "You know what? This Spiff guy? He's so cultured! And our citizens just flock there in droves for vacation. Let's call off this whole silly war. And just to make sure there's no travel embargo, throw in a city."

  • @like17badgers
    @like17badgers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Spiff I'm gonna need to see you British card, cause unless you exploited the game to let you make a bell out of bricks somehow, you just called Elizabeth Tower Big Ben.

  • @Lizard4lyfe
    @Lizard4lyfe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    SO GLAD TO SEE more Civ 5 videos !

  • @ashholiday123
    @ashholiday123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "We're going to choose the cog religion"
    Um.
    Umm.
    Oof

  • @BennyLlama
    @BennyLlama 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally a Civ V video. I have been waiting so long for this

  • @chrismusix5669
    @chrismusix5669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Me: "The Spiffing Brit would never disparage an ancient people's cultural heritage site by making low brow jokes about it."
    Spiff: "Hold my pizza."

  • @MSlocum669
    @MSlocum669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you feature a Modded game, would you consider releasing a companion video on where to download and how to install?

  • @solchapeau6343
    @solchapeau6343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Does joining Teaism require being incapable of pronouncing "th"?

  • @antonizajkowski9698
    @antonizajkowski9698 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was honestly one of the most entertaining Civ V videos I've ever watched

  • @GMilkMan
    @GMilkMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Last time I was this early Spiff was only drinking one cup of tea a day

  • @skizz0phrenia270
    @skizz0phrenia270 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, bruh, I got like 2k+ hours in Civ V and am so happy you made a vid on it. I learned many years ago the key to that game was culture. idgaf what civ you are, you start with the tradition opener, then the honour opener, because culture is absolute fucking key early in the game

  • @lothairelafayette8955
    @lothairelafayette8955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "NO EXPLOIT" then starts using non existent civilization added by mod created by the community.
    It's like exploit to me. I could create a mod that gives me +1000 faith per turn for no reason and you would call it NO EXPLOIT ?

  • @Disasterclese
    @Disasterclese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    An empire so culturally profound it broke the spacetime continuum. "So next turn, we will have owned these tiles for 3 turns." "Oh yes I remember when that will have happened."

    • @Draco-pv8ie
      @Draco-pv8ie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      5th dimensional real estate brokers and purchases. Awesome.

  • @starmada105
    @starmada105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Me turning it to 70 likes
    Laughs in evil.

    • @toothpasteman3400
      @toothpasteman3400 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thespiffingbrit he is an uncultured swine! the only way to laugh when you do something bad is
      *laughs in sith lord*

    • @LunarLocust
      @LunarLocust 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me at 12k likes, I hope I survive the giveaway

  • @TheEpOorklep
    @TheEpOorklep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you listen closely throughout the video you can hear Reannu Keeves dragon shouting in the background begging you to come play with him again and Tod Howard crying to the heavens wondering why you left his masterpiece behind.......

  • @axson8
    @axson8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    And I thought the Shoshone was a broken start...

  • @RobertBarnes66
    @RobertBarnes66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If only Civ5 were this much fun! I just bought it (steam, old computer) and it feels so slow. This is the way it should be--more tea.

  • @meilstoer1574
    @meilstoer1574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine Civilization 5 Breaking Vox Populi (Mods) - Civ 5 Vox Populi (Mods) is a perfectly balanced game with no Exploit by @TheSpiffingBrit

  • @thomasritter6919
    @thomasritter6919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "where figthings against people with bow and arrow and we recently discovered the *gatling gun* "

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Civ V?! Hell yes! The last good Civ game!!

  • @22trainboy
    @22trainboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    just got this game the other day ur channel is hilarious