Stellaris: No More Heroes

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 พ.ค. 2020
  • Thanks to Paradox Interactive for sponsoring this video! Stellaris is free to play May 12-17th 2020 - pdxint.at/2yAqmUE
    Starring Kyle, Allison, and Matt Locke
    with Chris Smith as the Arthropoid
    Jack De Sena as the Lithoid and NootNoot
    Brian "The Professor" Lewis as the Machine
    and Digby Tatham-Warters as the Avian
    Written by Kyle C. Sullivan
    Script Editing by Jonathan Currie
    Cinematography and Color by Allison Devery
    File Conversions by The Collective
    "Living Forever" by JP De Ovando:
    goo.gl/dyJrZ
    Special thanks to Choombi, CorruptedMuse, Ph4d3r, Smallsplat, WindowHero, and GeneralGinger for their feedback on the script!
    Help support us on Patreon!
    / doormonster
    ----- ------- ------------
    Listen to Our Podcasts:
    / @doormonsterpodcast
    Merchandise:
    store.dftba.com/collections/d...
    Twitter:
    / doormonster
    Facebook:
    / doormonster
    SubReddit:
    / doormonster
    Instagram:
    / doormonster
    Twitch:
    / doormonstertv
    ----- ------- ------------
    CHECK OUT WHAT ARE PATRONS ARE DOING!
    Christian Johnson - goo.gl/Ln5RkL
    Kane Dimitroff - / dimi_god11
    Wandering Whigmaleerie - www.wandering-whims.com/
    Makkovar - / makkovar
    Jeremy Sherman - tinyurl.com/y68bz4e8
    Shooting Dragon - tinyurl.com/urhpj35
  • เกม

ความคิดเห็น • 2K

  • @DoorMonster
    @DoorMonster  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2772

    We had a blast making this sketch! A lot of people helped bring it to life, from the fine folks at Paradox to other TH-camrs and our own community! Be sure to check out Stellaris while it's free to play so Paradox loves us and lets us make more videos - pdxint.at/2yAqmUE

    • @earningzekrom4173
      @earningzekrom4173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes how did you

    • @SirBlack-jv8rg
      @SirBlack-jv8rg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love stellaris

    • @Arthurschkil
      @Arthurschkil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yay youre back

    • @user-os9gq1yt9i
      @user-os9gq1yt9i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I really like stellaris hope you make more videos

    • @majormelon8855
      @majormelon8855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I never thought you guys would ever get to playing Stellaris! It's my favorite game you guys are awesome!

  • @seanmorrison7415
    @seanmorrison7415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4728

    "Take that rocks."
    "Sir, incoming transmission from the rocks."
    Ah, Stellaris.

    • @Dan19870
      @Dan19870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Is this one of the events in Lithoids?

    • @hulkingelf4957
      @hulkingelf4957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@Dan19870 lithoids have the ability to colonize a planet via meteor. i should know i have a terravore lithoid and megacorp lithoid civ that i made and play alot.

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@Dan19870 if you pick the "calamitous birth" origin as the lithoids your species literally reproduce by all coming out of giant rocks and instead of building colony ships you can just make a new giant rock and YEET it as an asteroid to colonize the planet it collides with. Hence why they said the rock was "their mother", it literally is a living hive queen made of rock with no propulsion or way to change course, flung accross the galaxy to smash into some planet for colonization. It. Is. Awesome. It also makes you incredibly unpopular if you use it against inhabited planets, specially if they actually have owners... but it's worth it if you're a terravore or genocidal in some way.

    • @YTDeepshock
      @YTDeepshock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sudden FTL crossover.

    • @redfox4561
      @redfox4561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      To be fair the lithoids can be dicks smacking their rocks into habitable planets...like build a normal space ship like everyone else

  • @omegaalpha-th8mf
    @omegaalpha-th8mf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8213

    i think the line "why dont we accept that we have all done some accedential war crimes" bassicly explains all paradox games.

    • @tristanovic2-531
      @tristanovic2-531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      who hasn't done war crimes in cities: skylines

    • @TheWildmanden
      @TheWildmanden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      That line belongs on a t-shirt

    • @ADCD-dj8gz
      @ADCD-dj8gz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      omega666 alpha666 *happy Valefisk Noises*

    • @AlexBrown230
      @AlexBrown230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      "accidental" implying it isn't premeditated and i never meant to purge xenos.

    • @Silamon2
      @Silamon2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@AlexBrown230 It was just really in that year.

  • @Irishcrossing
    @Irishcrossing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3751

    What I build for: Star Trek
    What I start out as: Star Wars
    What I become late game: Warhammer 40k

    • @honorguard7616
      @honorguard7616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Yes I know this well

    • @thegooddinggleberry
      @thegooddinggleberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      Which part of the galaxy are you invading?
      Yes.

    • @valhalanguardsman2588
      @valhalanguardsman2588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      So you are low on food, have forgotten more than anyone else invented, your leader is a god figure to common men and *purging with my kin starts playing*

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Suffer not the Xeno to live

    • @trialnerror3643
      @trialnerror3643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yes, yeeeeeeees, YES! kill the xenos

  • @Riku-zv5dk
    @Riku-zv5dk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3576

    "You just killed our mother!"
    "....ship?"
    "No!"

    • @Blu_Jay07
      @Blu_Jay07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      "All lesser species will be exterminated, processed, and fed to our allies for sustenance!"

    • @femurbreaker4483
      @femurbreaker4483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Blu_Jay07 that's so cute OMG

    • @jouaienttoi
      @jouaienttoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Blu_Jay07 It said "All lesser species will be exterminated"

    • @pingusdingus2687
      @pingusdingus2687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@femurbreaker4483 Your name is Femur Breaker? I know somebody who breaks spines, his name is Vulkan.

    • @femurbreaker4483
      @femurbreaker4483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pingusdingus2687 no my name is a reference to scp containment breach

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    Your first Stellaris playthrough always looks like the Federation from Star Trek. Your 30th playthrough inevitably looks like the Imperium of Man from Warhammer

    • @timothycarney9652
      @timothycarney9652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      That makes sense, you start out wanting to explore and full of optimism, later you have seen so many failures, idiotic nonsense and out right evil, that you just want everyone to STOP so you can build something that works...

    • @wilmagregg3131
      @wilmagregg3131 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      unless your a dirty builder player like me i spend the whole time in first place with ease with mdos but also rarely take more then 10 systems and spend the whole time terra mega stellar and giga forming it into perfection.

    • @WH40KHero
      @WH40KHero ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And then you turn into Lathrix and the Galaxy becomes your playground

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nah. My first through 30th have all be campaigns to cleanse the galaxy of the foul xeno scum.

    • @spritemon98
      @spritemon98 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @urieldaluz250
    @urieldaluz250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3018

    I like the sudden “I don’t think I’m high enough rank to have this conversation” as soon as others showed up

    • @barryfraser831
      @barryfraser831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      The sudden realisation that you a random scientist now are a diplomat talking to the leaders of half a dozen other nations is done so well.

    • @KooblyK
      @KooblyK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      “Dammit I’m a scientist not a diplomat!”

    • @MrAlejandruko
      @MrAlejandruko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kelsey Mixer that sounded so dr. Mccoy xD

    • @spacetechempire510
      @spacetechempire510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Star Trek Captains of the Federation summed up.

    • @spritemon98
      @spritemon98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Basically star trek 🤣

  • @gatedude07
    @gatedude07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

    "We're totally friends... for now... until we inevitably turn on each other when we run out of space and resources..."
    Yep, that's Stellaris.

    • @medical-cyanide1526
      @medical-cyanide1526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s never resources, it’s always the fact that I kept one friend for the majority of the game then turned on them once I own the rest of the galaxy. And I normally only got them as ally’s so I only had to worry about on front.... 70% of the time. The other thirty is when my allies are stupid and let themselves be taken over

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @TheWeeaboo ah yes the sound of my cpu burning because of pops that even a NASA computer cant handle

    • @thekinginyellow1744
      @thekinginyellow1744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't all multi-player games work like that?

    • @keeganghost1553
      @keeganghost1553 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I ran out of space, plenty of resources

  • @fanaticpurifier4761
    @fanaticpurifier4761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    "Alexa!"
    "XENO SCUM! "
    That part was amazing

    • @kubikkuratko188
      @kubikkuratko188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When did they say that?

    • @Marcharound
      @Marcharound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kubikkuratko188 2:33

  • @samowen8433
    @samowen8433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5738

    Ah, Stellaris: pioneers of the intergalactic Zoom meeting.

    • @SeanGomesPortfolio
      @SeanGomesPortfolio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Social distancing is measured in lightyears.

    • @icarue993
      @icarue993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Ok, Zooman

    • @JasonJowett
      @JasonJowett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'd almost switch my profile pic to a happy face ..............(super lolz)
      ... is it even possible to win Stellaris on a moderate respectful difficultly setting?

    • @backcornerofyoutube8556
      @backcornerofyoutube8556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ok Zoomer

    • @donkface8509
      @donkface8509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait...then who are the alien version of china thats collecting our data?

  • @AHoardyBoi
    @AHoardyBoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5143

    As a Stellaris veteran I cannot agree more with everything said in this video. Especially the shroud.

    • @dylanwillmon5672
      @dylanwillmon5672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      The shroud is great how dare you!

    • @somnicat4455
      @somnicat4455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Hello, I just started stellaris a couple weeks ago, and yesterday my first psychic species got access to the shroud. Should I not go into it? I've been scared to mess with it after the first time I opened an L-Gate

    • @Invizive
      @Invizive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@dylanwillmon5672 if you turn the game of immediately after its benefits wear off

    • @Invizive
      @Invizive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@somnicat4455 it'll devour your whole empire in several decades and leave one planet
      UPD: it was in earlier version, now only one covenant has this drawback. Still, synthetic or pure genetic routes are much more beneficial in practice

    • @admiralgaius9796
      @admiralgaius9796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@Invizive That only happens if you make deals with the wrong entities. Normally they only eat one planet.

  • @freekjegeen8603
    @freekjegeen8603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3637

    five bucks says the Zooman race consists entirely of hobos
    Edit: Nevermind, turns out it's venice in space, but poor.

    • @Ruzaraneh
      @Ruzaraneh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      but but..... how can you be venice if you are *POOR*

    • @jamesburleson1916
      @jamesburleson1916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      damnit, now I'm going to have to play as Space Venice in my next Stellaris game

    • @thnecromaniac
      @thnecromaniac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Ruzaraneh easy, Gandhi, remember Gandhi?

    • @freekjegeen8603
      @freekjegeen8603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@jamesburleson1916 Imagine how many canals you can build when you have whole planets under your rule

    • @thnecromaniac
      @thnecromaniac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jamesburleson1916 or you cod just make it, and have then simply spawn in your next game, then murder them in a horable way

  • @ryanluther5785
    @ryanluther5785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2010

    *trade deal screen*
    Player: So I want this system that you have.
    AI: Yup.
    Player: And you want this system that I have.
    AI: Yup.
    Player: So if I offer you the system I have, you would offer me the system I want, right?
    AI: That makes sense to me.
    Player: Then let's trade.
    AI: *_-1000 Acceptance_*

    • @LoftySkinner
      @LoftySkinner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      They want your planet, they just don't want the wrong culture garbage people on it

    • @a.lampman2165
      @a.lampman2165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      I remember hearing somewhere that this was because it was possible to brutally cheese the AI with system trade deals. If they're going to make it impossible they should really just remove the option altogether, but I guess in multiplayer it's a thing?

    • @nairobi8056
      @nairobi8056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Player: I’ll give you all the systems I own
      AI: Sounds great
      Player: With no charge
      AI: Awesome
      *Trade Acceptance -1000*
      Wtf

    • @scorpixel1866
      @scorpixel1866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      It's because you could claim a system next to a fanatic xenophobe fallen Empire and immediately give it to someone so that they get declared on.

    • @Doomcharger
      @Doomcharger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@nairobi8056 I have the best tech and fleet power in my game but I can't join a federation because two empires don't trust me. Boi. I can walk through your foes but no...

  • @XraynPR
    @XraynPR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1933

    "Ahh, another run with Stellaris. Let's play something different this time, let's be friendly and xenophile and treat everyone with respect for ..."
    *Incoming transmission from Random Spaceslime: Your species looks like it talks out its ass!*
    "... Alright, Exterminatus it is."

    • @unknowndane4754
      @unknowndane4754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      "Let's be xenophobic, it's really in this year"!

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      UnknownDane let’s find a big ol’ nasty alien to fear

    • @thebronzedragon1
      @thebronzedragon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Theres no more Cutsy storyyys, 'bout ET phoning home !

    • @kevinoflaherty7808
      @kevinoflaherty7808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      there's no more cutesy story's, about ET phoning home

    • @plutarchvonpluto6439
      @plutarchvonpluto6439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Let's learn to love our neighbors like the Christians learned in Rome!

  • @themagicpencilanimations192
    @themagicpencilanimations192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2205

    The aliens were the villains. They didn’t understand the power of the doors.

    • @yksisolttu
      @yksisolttu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      The one who controls the doors controls space

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yksi Solttu The ability to crack a planet is insignificant next to the power of the doors.

    • @catintime3917
      @catintime3917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Those birds wouldn't be able to sell slaves if the slaves had DOORS!

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cat in time My ships are the best in the universe. They are made out of DOORS!

    • @mardalsow444
      @mardalsow444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      An ftl refrence! I love it

  • @WYKlaure
    @WYKlaure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    "Lets agree we have all committed warcrimes."-Paradox Interactive official motto.

    • @insignificantgnat9334
      @insignificantgnat9334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      If I commit enough war crimes I don't need to admit to anything.

    • @101jir
      @101jir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Srithor I want to look up that Soviet lawyer that had to argue that Germany committed "crimes against peace" by signing the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact. Pretty sure they literally helped the west prosecute that despite the irony. Very curious how he argued that.

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Accidental implies it's unintentional on our part when we all know it's not.

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha! Tell that to my horse sister-wife!

    • @Immortalcheese
      @Immortalcheese 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's only a war crime if committed during war time

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1644

    “Humans are the worst.”
    “Gunnery Officer, prep the Cyclonic Torpedos.”
    “Did I say worst?”
    “Too late. Exterminatis.”

    • @dragonoidsix
      @dragonoidsix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Been there! Done That! Lots of fun! Hehehe. And lots of Salvage!

    • @ihaveagun22
      @ihaveagun22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ave imperator, gloria in excelsis terra

    • @scribese7en
      @scribese7en 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *P U R G I N G W I T H M Y K I N*

    • @ObadiahtheSlim
      @ObadiahtheSlim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @FlySpyGuy All Hail the Man Emperor of Mankind!

    • @Siamzero1994
      @Siamzero1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sir, we are a science-ship...

  • @paradoxinteractive
    @paradoxinteractive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8970

    Door Monster does video about Stellaris
    Stellaris devs: write that down!

    • @relictusimperator8647
      @relictusimperator8647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

      It’s the official devs
      :O

    • @mees9704
      @mees9704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      I haven't been following stellaris for a while is there a new dlc coming?

    • @Haan22
      @Haan22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      I don't know how you found the nicest monster on youtube, but I love the fact that this is a thing.

    • @waffar7539
      @waffar7539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Victoria 3?

    • @MrAncientDave
      @MrAncientDave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@mees9704 They just released the new Federations DLC, which is arguably as big of a content boost (if not more) than Utopia is. Great DLC, would recommend.

  • @dianajones1827
    @dianajones1827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    "Look, why don't we all just accept that we've accidentally committed a few war crimes and come back to this conversation once we all naturally turn on each other after running out of space and resources."
    Sounds like a headliner for Twilight Imperium if I've ever heard one.

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Meanwhile my research Ringworld has allowed me to expand unnaturally quickly and dominate Galactic Politics and my Federation

    • @MrDwarfpitcher
      @MrDwarfpitcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Zerpderp0 my research Ringworld is powered by a completed Dyson Sphere
      The systems and the surrounding systems are heavily fortified because it would get bad very very quickly if a crisis would have spawned close to my economical heart

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrDwarfpitcher I have gateways spread across my empire and my fleet centered in my economic center ready to respond to any crisis. Juggernaut and mega shipyard at opposite ends

    • @jexiagalleta4712
      @jexiagalleta4712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have 4 whole habitable planets

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jexiagalleta4712 *Simpson pathetic meme*

  • @Felcaster
    @Felcaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    "...like some of you... actually a lot of you are way worse"
    - Every Stellaris game ever.

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    “Ok no more sketches”
    -Kyle, 2019
    “Ok look, Stellaris cool tho”
    -Kyle 2020

    • @Yorick257
      @Yorick257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Working with new people and getting paid is a great motivator!

    • @IfIgetsubsIllGobacktomyfamily
      @IfIgetsubsIllGobacktomyfamily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wait, no more sketches? What happened?

    • @copypasta1585
      @copypasta1585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@IfIgetsubsIllGobacktomyfamily At the beginning of the new year, they announced that they were shifting away from sketches and towards other stuff.

    • @ineedanewname4844
      @ineedanewname4844 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Copy Pasta why

  • @iamdom8167
    @iamdom8167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1763

    Hi, I'm a Kyle.
    Honestly was not prepared for how wonderful that phrase was.

    • @IronClique
      @IronClique 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The great drywall genocide is about to begin

    • @thesenate5291
      @thesenate5291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where is the monsters you intend to unleash upon the Republic?

    • @kylemerovin1405
      @kylemerovin1405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @spritemon98
      @spritemon98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love that line of dialog

    • @ttyler7256
      @ttyler7256 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi I'm a kyle

  • @SSGTstealth
    @SSGTstealth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    The ship came out in good condition. We are pleased to see that our assistance was useful to you

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      It worked great! We thank you for your service.

    • @HansLemurson
      @HansLemurson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@DoorMonster In Soviet Borg, collective adapts to service YOU!

    • @christopherharsch4352
      @christopherharsch4352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sounds more like the borg cooperative to me. (Borg cooperative is made up of drones who were disconnected from the collective but remained connected to other drones. It’s in an episode or two of Star a Treck Voyager)

    • @cmdrtianyilin8107
      @cmdrtianyilin8107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Our assistant will be useful to you, even if you like it or not.
      Resistance is futile.

    • @just_some_dude019
      @just_some_dude019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cmdrtianyilin8107 *But I dont want you to assist in my murdering of you!*

  • @starmealon4223
    @starmealon4223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    “An alliance with someone so far below us we couldn’t possibly gain anything from them” *laughs in federation changes*

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      basically buffer star empires to me.

  • @ekhidna4
    @ekhidna4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Nearly 3000 hours in Stellaris make me confient to say "This is so real it is uncanny".

  • @Roukle
    @Roukle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2965

    "Hi, I'm a Kyle"
    What are the traits for this custom race?

    • @kiro1469
      @kiro1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Charismatic. I know they have that one.

    • @radordekeche947
      @radordekeche947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      I'm thinking; quick learners, charismatic, and natural sociologists for positives, probably deviant and weak for negatives.

    • @kiro1469
      @kiro1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@radordekeche947 I think deviant - yes, weak, no. I think it would be Quick learners (1), Charasmatic (2), Natural sociologists (1), Deviant (+1), Wasteful (+1)

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Able to cast Thaumaturgy.

    • @Freezo90967
      @Freezo90967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      they've clearly researched cloning

  • @GaKoPop
    @GaKoPop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1244

    Intergalactic war might break out soon but Kyle number 07 is vibing and I respect that

    • @arbikiuszelemelek3347
      @arbikiuszelemelek3347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thanks for pointing that out :D

    • @hexazalea1793
      @hexazalea1793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Intergalactic? Are the prethoryn here? I was hoping for a war in heaven.

  • @starseeker4755
    @starseeker4755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Before:
    "Hey, let's not Exterminatus everybody else"
    After:
    *Everybody else has created a Federation against my empire*
    "Fuck it, unleash the End of Cycle."

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Our purpose is beyond your comprehension. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable."

    • @clashthegamer4873
      @clashthegamer4873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      In my game I was the End of Cycle, because I ended up being the only one left and there was still at least 20 years until end game crisis

  • @ElzariusUnity
    @ElzariusUnity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Everyone: You are the most retched nation in the galaxy. We have formed a Federation against you!
    Me, a Meritocratic Technocracy with a Ring World Origin and min-max species traits: Haha. Battleship does boom.

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You mean fleet of Titans go boom. From the edge of a solar system to another, basically.

    • @ElzariusUnity
      @ElzariusUnity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Grivehn why bother. You can get BS tech before anyone even gets destroyers.

    • @JB-uy1bw
      @JB-uy1bw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Transcendence? Synthetic Ascension? Fuck that noise! Evolutionary Mastery is the best ascension path in the game hands down.

    • @icewolfwolfie173
      @icewolfwolfie173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JB-uy1bw supersticious fool

    • @WindrunnerB4
      @WindrunnerB4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JB-uy1bw I completely agree.

  • @A_Spec
    @A_Spec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2760

    I heard this game is pretty fun.

    • @bman7346
      @bman7346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Yeah you should try it some time

    • @Hrafnskald
      @Hrafnskald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Yeah, but it really needs someone to make some videos on how to play... ;)

    • @logic_eternal5646
      @logic_eternal5646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Hrafnskald there are a lot of tutorials out there lol

    • @unidentifiedflyingtaco4601
      @unidentifiedflyingtaco4601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@logic_eternal5646 Aspec is a youtuber who makes primarily stellaris videos

    • @Hrafnskald
      @Hrafnskald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@logic_eternal5646 You missed my in-joke. ASpec is famous for the in depth tutorials and guides they make for Stellaris and other games. They are widely known in the Stellaris community. When they say "I heard this game is pretty fun", it's clearly tongue in cheek, as they obviously know the game already. Likewise with me suggesting to them that someone should make tutorials :D

  • @bleflar9183
    @bleflar9183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    3:43 I feel called out, thats how i accually named my first federation.

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Same

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂

    • @clashthegamer4873
      @clashthegamer4873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You made a federation? The only people who had above -900 relations with me were the FEs

    • @Jay2480
      @Jay2480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@clashthegamer4873 wait you use the diplomacy menu

    • @akriegguardsman
      @akriegguardsman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whats fédération I use Diplomatic exterminatus blasts

  • @m1k3y48
    @m1k3y48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "Let's just all accept that we've accidentally committed a few war crimes"
    Why does every sci-fi game go this way? Looking at you Rimworld.
    Ok, that may not have been an accident.

    • @GamePandaXXL
      @GamePandaXXL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Losely adapting another comment: Aim for Star Trek, expect Warhammer

    • @floppydisksareop
      @floppydisksareop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because humans are horrible. Also it is no fun playing as an ultra-egalitarian democracy, it completely hobbles you.

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eh, if you execute the prisoners fast enough it counts as self-defense.

    • @lenkagamine4145
      @lenkagamine4145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@floppydisksareop the game also directly incentivizes you to be evil if you arent an ultra-egalitarian democracy, because literally the only advantage of being anything other than a democracy is it lets you be more evil.

    • @myalt3019
      @myalt3019 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@floppydisksareop Egalitarians get more influence and specialist output tho

  • @albertomunozmartin7372
    @albertomunozmartin7372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    The "good word of the Shroud" sounds a lot like the end of the cycle to me.

    • @orangequill2tt187
      @orangequill2tt187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      it most likely is

    • @peoplesaver4693
      @peoplesaver4693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was a mistake

    • @olenickel6013
      @olenickel6013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @MrJured100 I disagree. Fanatic egalitarian materialists with the shared burden civic and hegemony origin.
      It's totally not soviet union in space, I swear.

    • @lordbuss
      @lordbuss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@olenickel6013 Soviet Union? Egalitarian? Really?

    • @B00bik
      @B00bik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lordbuss so egalitarian it went full circle, also ita the only way u can have commies

  • @gamesretweets9979
    @gamesretweets9979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Getting a PDX sponsorship rather than Raid is the big leagues.

    • @bificommander
      @bificommander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Is the Raid:Shadow Legends sponsorship stronger?"
      "No, no, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive."

  • @Crybaton
    @Crybaton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Me: *doesn't pay attention to the opening credits because I was to impressed with the greenscreen work*
    Bird: *angry Arma/Kommissar noises*
    Me: Digby? DIGBY! DIG-BY! DIG-BY! DIG-BY!

    • @leonkelly6572
      @leonkelly6572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We must summon the great Zeus digby lol

    • @someoneelsedoit8706
      @someoneelsedoit8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RIMMMMMYYYYY

    • @Crybaton
      @Crybaton 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rhel373 Also Bokoen, Nordern and Nano! And probably more! If it has anything to do with games like Arma or Post Scriptum or just some strapping lads having a good fucking time in general, you can sure Digby isn't far!
      I am honestly convinced, when he isn't planning new amazing Arma Operations (to have some ready just in case) he is just rotating through other peoples games as Zeus, Battalion Commander, Kommissar, Team leader or whatever is needed for everyone to enjoy themselves.
      I have honestly so much respect for the guy. Every time I suddenly hear his voice in the Background, I know its gonna be good :)

    • @flyingfortress15
      @flyingfortress15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Digby best kommissar

  • @jaredbailey5573
    @jaredbailey5573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Why are all these leaders calling this one scientist out on his entire species? It’s like blaming a chameleon for dragons

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Cause they dont want to poke the dragon and his planet killer fleet.

    • @JM-mh1pp
      @JM-mh1pp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Cause if you talk to the science guy he will talk back, talk to his prime minister and suddenly your world went boom.

  • @SpanishDio
    @SpanishDio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    *The Aliens can't never be as good as humankind , a more delightful race than us you will never ever find!*

    • @Axius27
      @Axius27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Sooo STEP ASIDE, YOU STAR SLIME!

    • @50calM82A1
      @50calM82A1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      We're ready for your worst!

    • @batnacks
      @batnacks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We know you want to beat us

    • @emilioperez6888
      @emilioperez6888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      batnacks Enslave us and defeat Us!!!

    • @erikmuller2615
      @erikmuller2615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oppress us and browbeat us

  • @lonestarlibrarian1853
    @lonestarlibrarian1853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Door monster doing stellaris? This is more then I ever could have asked for

  • @Darthwill44
    @Darthwill44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Admittedly even though I’ve watched stellaris gameplay this is the first thing to make me want to try it out.

    • @mathewreckamp9122
      @mathewreckamp9122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Steam is currently having a 70% sale on dlc bundles for the game.

    • @isaacshultz8128
      @isaacshultz8128 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should it's fun

    • @alternatepaladin6092
      @alternatepaladin6092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I highly recommend it. It's one of those games that makes you think you'll only play for a couple hours, then you realize that an entire day has passed and you need to get ready for work.

    • @Apokalypse456
      @Apokalypse456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mathewreckamp9122 and dont forget only the host needs to own relevant dlcs for multiplayer, as in every paradox game.

    • @robinsuj
      @robinsuj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm pretty sure it's free to play for 5 days and 75%off until the 18th

  • @Dingus343
    @Dingus343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I just love the implication is that humans have had to use mass cloning.

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it was more-so that it was a species where most of the leaders had the same randomly generate portrait. This makes a bit more sense.

    • @Dingus343
      @Dingus343 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clyax113 it was mainly a joke on what I assume was a production limitation, but thanks for the insight

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dingus343 Cloning is a part of the game, though.

  • @DigbyTathamWarterZF
    @DigbyTathamWarterZF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Honestly. Mercenaries. Not even proper soldiers.
    I'm disappointed in you, Kyle. You and those filthy mercenaries.

    • @monsterhiddenfromthesun210
      @monsterhiddenfromthesun210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey hey. Mercs are the best thing to use when you want to deal with shit on the down low.

  • @Roukle
    @Roukle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    More Stellaris please? Miniseries maybe?

    • @DoorMonster
      @DoorMonster  4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Definitely a possibility!

    • @samueltrusik3251
      @samueltrusik3251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DoorMonster PLEASE DO SO! Like you said, anything can happen in stellaris. The possibilities are endless.

    • @mehmetbahaozen8445
      @mehmetbahaozen8445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DoorMonster Damn, i would pay for it to see more content about it!

    • @bemusedalligator
      @bemusedalligator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DoorMonster you should out the xenonion, a collaboration project would be awesome.

    • @bificommander
      @bificommander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DoorMonster I can't wait for a theological debate between the Shroud Mormons, adherents of Denouncing Zoomans, and followers of Wormism.

  • @Crybaton
    @Crybaton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    That one Kyle just rocking out in the background

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And the one drinking coffee in just the same way he did in the sketch with the doors.

    • @flyingfortress15
      @flyingfortress15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how he puts the headphones on as soon as the captain Kyle looks away

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look, cloning is an imperfection technology OK? You are going to get a few mistakes here and there.

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "So we've all accidentally committed a few war crimes"
    *laughs in exterminator*

  • @albusvoltavern4500
    @albusvoltavern4500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    When no one loves you, but the worm still does

  • @rampagerslife
    @rampagerslife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "have you heard about the good word of the shroud?" this made me laugh a ton

    • @Nukestarmaster
      @Nukestarmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just wait until the Zoomans make a pact with The End of The Cycle.

  • @panicbanana1841
    @panicbanana1841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    What a star-studded cast! Including famous celebrity youtuber me?

  • @dandylionwine
    @dandylionwine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I just finished my first game of Stellaris like 20 minutes ago. It was 80 years of peaceful expansion and resource-gathering followed by 2 years of getting completely obliterated by all of my neighbors. 10/10, would recommend.

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Eventually you'll get so bored you crank up the difficulty to Admiral without scaling and set Crisis difficulty to x25.
      And it only gets better with mods.

  • @loganlittle6719
    @loganlittle6719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Oh my God I feel the "we were just rationing food to get our energy out of the red" very strongly

  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Stellaris race idea: the Sullivan Organism: a hive mind where all drones are Kyle

  • @kenjumagicman
    @kenjumagicman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Blocking off the only hyperspace lane? They got off easy, honestly.

    • @comet.x4359
      @comet.x4359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Friend did it to me accidently and didn't understand why I was so pissed until I turned on screenshare after declaring war on him. And he was just *OH I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS THAT BAD*

    • @martinosborne4703
      @martinosborne4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@comet.x4359 did he honestly see the error of his ways, or did he see your vast armadas and realize how futile his situation was?

  • @StarboyXL9
    @StarboyXL9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Hey have heard the good word about the Shroud?"
    "This was a mistake."
    And thus did the Empire of Humanity achieve Transcendence, crown God-Emperor Kyle, and force the entire galaxy to worship him until the end of time. The end.

  • @Icewraith
    @Icewraith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm a vet and that line "I'm not sure I'm high enough rank to be having this conversation." had me holding my sides I was laughing so hard. I've been in those conversations.

  • @sserpentsoul5980
    @sserpentsoul5980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I can't get over the fact, that they had freaking roller chairs on a spaceplane

    • @Southern_Crusader
      @Southern_Crusader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I love how you said, “space plane.”

    • @AHappyCub
      @AHappyCub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      instead of, you know, spaceship

    • @Veylon
      @Veylon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They had roller chairs on the Enterprise-D. If they're good enough for Picard they're good enough for anyone.

    • @KuraIthys
      @KuraIthys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey, nothing wrong with roller chairs.
      ... So long as your inertial dampeners work...
      But...
      If they don't, I think a few roller chairs are the least of your problems, so...
      Um...
      Good luck. XD

  • @wizar6712
    @wizar6712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    go on their ship and open their doors

  • @Glubbable
    @Glubbable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    When you always try to go on a passive run but the AI forces your hand into becoming a galactic super power.

    • @Ninjat126
      @Ninjat126 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My first real run in Stellaris had me playing as Pacifist Fanatic Egalitarians. I started a Federation, allowed everyone to live in utopian abundance, liberated a few worlds from slavers in defensive wars, etc. Then the rest of the Federation I built suddenly became big fans of slavery, and I had to leave the Federation and saturation bomb all their homeworlds into submission to make them stop it.
      In my ongoing playthrough, I'm running a MegaCorp that's totally going to bring peace and prosperity to the galaxy, by bribing every other empire into gradually signing away their legal rights and amassing political power until they can declare themselves sole rulers of the galaxy. Then they'll use their limitless power to... abolish slavery, bring an end to war, and ensure a new era of galactic prosperity.

    • @chrisdelzell8467
      @chrisdelzell8467 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🇺🇸 !

  • @umun_ra
    @umun_ra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "They look just like us, but they're terrible". Well well well, how the xurntables

  • @zaratousta1
    @zaratousta1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Bird slaver Digbi ? That's some serious heresy right there "commisar" !

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      QUICK, CALL THE INQUISITION!

    • @stolasburrito74656
      @stolasburrito74656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Some may question my right to use Exterminatus. But I argue I have no right NOT to use it.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@stolasburrito74656 Truly, you must have made some hard choices for us all, Inquisitor.

    • @stolasburrito74656
      @stolasburrito74656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      kabob 007, in the end, the choice isn’t that hard at all. As heresy is the greatest of evils.

    • @janmantsch6675
      @janmantsch6675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pst hes under cover dont expose him to the xeno scum

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Jokes on you, I never leave any witnesses, so you cant prove I have commited any warcrimes whatsoever.

    • @fairystail1
      @fairystail1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      cameras

    • @mehmetbahaozen8445
      @mehmetbahaozen8445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Purges the entire galaxy*

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mehmetbahaozen8445 *Purges the entire galaxy*
      *Crisis arrives*
      Crisis: "Uhh, kinda strange. Usually there's several empires all vying for supremecy. Are you sure that-"
      Player Empire: "No, Nope, there were definitely no other empires or species here whatsoever. Whole galaxy has belong to us since ancient time."
      Crisis: "What about those Gaia worlds with very shiny and completely irreplaceable buildings that even you don't know how to build?"
      Player Empire: *Planet cracking noises* "Sorry which Gaia worlds were you referring to?"
      Crisis: "...Ya'll are messed up."
      Player Empire: "That's rich coming from someone that eats entire galaxies as a part of their daily routine."

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samuel Trusik I see that you're a follower of the Church of Maxwellism. Praise WAN!

    • @samueltrusik3251
      @samueltrusik3251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 Gratitude, brother. Say, since many of the servants of flesh are now present on-line, perhaps it is time to start bringing them into the web. Do you agree?

  • @GiggiliGaiX3
    @GiggiliGaiX3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like the dancing Kyle in the background.

  • @dionysus6892
    @dionysus6892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When a science ship has been out exploring for 1,000 years, with generations of officers and researchers. And when they finally come back home, the entire system is on fire and at war

  • @AHoardyBoi
    @AHoardyBoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:32 I never noticed dancing kyle in the background before

  • @DB-cn6rw
    @DB-cn6rw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I feel as if Kyle is the best guy to have star in the sci-fi game skits

    • @patricktsao9630
      @patricktsao9630 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kyle is the best guy to star in any skit where he has to talk a lot.

  • @dannybrez
    @dannybrez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:20 - 2:50 is the best 30 seconds of any sketch, I could watch that clip over and over. Loved this video guys.

    • @YTDeepshock
      @YTDeepshock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For me, extend that to 3:05.

  • @alehaim
    @alehaim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The cute species being exterminators
    Oh god yes I love this as a 1k hour stellaris player

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me with 3k: *Pathetic*
      Keep going, one day you'll get there lol

  • @JulianLopez-nd9ts
    @JulianLopez-nd9ts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favorite video game combined with my favorite TH-cam skit channel!?!
    MOAR PLEASE

  • @zedacs8311
    @zedacs8311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the dude dancing in the background

  • @aidanmorley3736
    @aidanmorley3736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Those cute starfish aliens being exterminators reminds me of when I used that species design as a stand in for the Leviathans from Mass Effect. It basically had the same effect as in the video.

  • @MBoeltje41
    @MBoeltje41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    having watched cold war.. ''' yes allying the xumans was really a bad idea XD

  • @ilan_kayesar
    @ilan_kayesar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    you make really high quality vids I find it weird that you don't have more subscribers

    • @ka1ock
      @ka1ock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The saga continues...

  • @PrimalInfinity
    @PrimalInfinity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your delivery of "Okay Yikes" remains my favourite comedic line delivery that I've ever seen

  • @FlavorTown9088
    @FlavorTown9088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:18 i see you in the background, you can't escape my 0/0 vision!

  • @wannabevampirelizard
    @wannabevampirelizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The prophecy of the Xumans and the Friendship club has become true!

  • @theinformationstation5328
    @theinformationstation5328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Hey, have you heard the good word about The Shroud?”
    The Shroud?! I worship The Contingency, and I challenge you to ....
    THEOLOGICAL COMBAAAATTTT!!!!

  • @sparky8689
    @sparky8689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I had to watch this a 3rd time just to watch Kyle jam in the background XD
    Another Great video as always! Keep up the great work!

  • @zaincassis2612
    @zaincassis2612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a huge Stellaris nerd, this was spot on. Also genetic ascension is the best, clones for days!

  • @aratasman77
    @aratasman77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    You people are so funny!
    May corona be gentle on you!

    • @palidinicchaos3047
      @palidinicchaos3047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is this the new way to greet and say goodbye to other people? May corona be gentle on you.

    • @Goffdude24
      @Goffdude24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought you said "Your people are so funny!" And now I kind of wish you did say that.

    • @havcola6983
      @havcola6983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "May Corona Be Gentle On You" sounds like the blessing of a post-apocalyptic religion.

    • @nemtudom5074
      @nemtudom5074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope. The one female Kyle is worried about it actually

  • @robbiegarber898
    @robbiegarber898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:27 Hey, I have that same backbrace!
    Also, glad to see new video game skits are still happening, thought they'd all be d&d or tabletop related from now on.

    • @thrawnnoconnection6931
      @thrawnnoconnection6931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well it might just be related to the fact that it's sponsered, or that everyone is stuck at home at the moment.

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@thrawnnoconnection6931 Ah, hence the sketch based around video conferencing.

  • @Kadyis
    @Kadyis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There’s a lack of stellaris sketch’s on TH-cam do us all a favor and make more the possibilities are endless.

  • @shakespearenuketh3233
    @shakespearenuketh3233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the perfect representation of Stellaris in a nutshell... Absolutely on point. Anyone else want to see the whole door monster team play stellaris together? I would totally watch a door monster stellaris showdown.

  • @chillyfox2078
    @chillyfox2078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I've been waiting for this my hole life
    Seriusly

  • @tyrongkojy
    @tyrongkojy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LOVE your sketches, and I'm glad to see you haven't totally abandoned them like you said you would. I watch the other stuff you put on here (been a while for that, but you can't really get together for a game, now can you?) but these will remain my favourite.

  • @danielawesome36
    @danielawesome36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Why am I the only one who looks different?"
    Everyone: "We're gonna pretend we didn't hear that."

  • @nickk4953
    @nickk4953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I’m not sure that I am high enough ranked to be having this conversation” favorite line.

  • @animorphs135
    @animorphs135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The real origin of the Xumans before they became a Crisis

  • @jacobdavis6056
    @jacobdavis6056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nute nutes are literally everyone’s reaction to that species set. They always seem to be purification obsessed but I love them

  • @ZenithArt07
    @ZenithArt07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The production quality is stella in this one, way to step up!

  • @Alan_The_Jaguar
    @Alan_The_Jaguar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how this guy totaly serious tone to totaly ridiculous situations

  • @iraqiwalker1436
    @iraqiwalker1436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As someone who loves this game, and has poured a few hundred hours into it, this is actually pretty accurate.

    • @iraqiwalker1436
      @iraqiwalker1436 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nothing To Seehundreds plural, but good for you.

  • @tensu5811
    @tensu5811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Avian: *Says one word*
    Me: "Oh shit, he is gonna execute them for heresy!"

  • @MrGermandeutsch
    @MrGermandeutsch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the dude in the background vibin' to some jams

  • @simplyspenser887
    @simplyspenser887 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guys, you are amazing! Hope to see more videos about Stellaris. And thanks for Paradox, for sponsoring it.

  • @byrnesberglund1218
    @byrnesberglund1218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    MORE STELLARIS CONTENT THIS WAS TOO GOOD

  • @14stockfan
    @14stockfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That quote about war crimes and coming back to war when they run out of space and resources describes the trajectory of pretty much every 4X game ever.

    • @echo_ironside8006
      @echo_ironside8006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have no idea what a '4X game' is

    • @Nukestarmaster
      @Nukestarmaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@echo_ironside8006 4X stands for "Explore, Expand, Exploit, Exterminate", Civilization was the first of the genre.

    • @echo_ironside8006
      @echo_ironside8006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nukestarmaster thanks

  • @theimmortalbunn3540
    @theimmortalbunn3540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Always love the video game perspective videos, Glad to see a new one!

  • @FionaDanger.
    @FionaDanger. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I love to see you do a cool sponsorship about something that really fits the channel - and for the company to support you in making these skits. Continue being my favourite channel on youtube guys

  • @jagothegamer5750
    @jagothegamer5750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *Sees that Door Monster has made a Stellaris video*
    "This is where the fun begins!"

  • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
    @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sucks to be the Stellaris Galaxy, the poor guy can't catch a break from constant galactic genocide every passing seconds.

  • @bigmclargehuge8219
    @bigmclargehuge8219 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I literally just realized afterany times of watching this video since its release that the "everyone is Kyle except Allison" is a clever reference to the limited character portraits!! Amd also affordable

  • @tanks4nuthin964
    @tanks4nuthin964 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys have perfect delivery for this kinda comedy, this is one of my favorite sketches on TH-cam