I'm aware. However that's the title of his work. If I read the hobbit and said "this wasn't really written by a halfling", it would cause many an eye roll. This is more to attribute it correctly (hence the link to the funny guys Twitter) rather than to deliberately mislead.
botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html There are already a few readings of it on TH-cam, though, so I don't know if you're gonna have much success. But there's a lot of good stuff on that website. I personally really liked the ones on Trump Country and the Royal Wedding Tabloids. There's also a "Street Fighters Winquotes" one, and some of them are legit badass.
If this was made with Botnik, it makes sense, the way botnik works is that it gives you 6 words from whatever type of media, you choose the words and you can make stuff like this
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Okay, I lost it at "Whatever product makes this happen is never mentioned."
so did he
Same
"Life without lasagna isn't life!"
Wise words. Wise words indeed.
I guess this was written by Garfield
That Quote works on so many different layers...Just like Lasagna does 🤯
@@Twinklethefox9022 Most likely.
Words I live by
"Whatever product that makes this happen is never mentioned."
Did... did the A.I. seriously just _TROLL_ us?
A.I. is setting up the sequel.
If only I knew what product improved my saw cutting saw skills
we will never know
If only I knew what product would leave you with lasagna after blowing it up.
Ah yes, I hate it when my saw just explodes while I'm trying to cut another saw with it.
And it doesn’t become lasagna if only I was more fuckable
@@jeanmichellelaurent Yeah man! :/ it's so DUMB
"A life without lasagna is not life!"
- Man
agree, strongly
Garfield agrees
@@revirtual1532 this is in the new testament of the word of Garfield
“These teeth can stay!”
- more fuckable man
That last line makes the entire video.
The bot was doing well enough and hit most of the big beats of an infomercial but then it just... just... wow.
more fuckable infomercial
"Life without lasagna isn't life"
Bot after my own heart 😂
I second that.
A man uses a saw to saw a saw in half which he uses to saw a boat in half to show you the power of FFFFFLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEX TAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!
that shit's just rubber sealant.
@@theblackpantslegion DONT INSULT FLEX TAPE
@@theblackpantslegion Still, thanks to the meme, the uses of rubber sealant in general are more well known to the general public, so that's a plus.
@@theblackpantslegion spicy concrete
@@theblackpantslegion excuse me sir that's fucking spicy concrete to you
"Bad robot"
This, cannot be overstated.
I fear nothing from AI if this is the best it can do
Well unless it starts raining lasagna. Then run.
@@theblackpantslegion hahaha look what it can do now
Dude, i hate cutting my saws and not having a delicious plate of lasagna after every explosion
Garfield: Sign me the fudge up!
Was this commercial written by Garfield the Cat, perhaps on a Monday?
I love how so many infomercials use sex appeal that the AI made the second scenario "more fuckable" even though it has nothing to do with sex
I would watch infomercials more often if they were like this.
"a more fuckable garage"
omg im dead
David Lynch stopped making commercials after this one.
Very well observed 🤭
I never thought a garage could be fuckable..
Imagine seeing this on tv with no context
I expected an infomercial and got a script for ss13 chef instead
My favourite part was the last line.
If you happen to see a guy sawing a saw with a saw, then you would have saw a saw sawing a saw.
So is no one going to talk about the X of death
Shhh.... You'll invoke its ire....
“#never again”
I assume the abuse of the term "fuckable" is just standard procedure in infomercial scripts.
no one is talking about the "more" fuckable garage?
Ugh I hate not getting any lasagne when my saw explodes. So inconvenient smh
and now watch it on 0.25 speed from 1:27
Tex you sound like something between stuka bomber and nazgul
What can I say, the man’s right.
Finally a product that solves all my exploding saw problems!
why is no one talking about the man who sawed a bunch of teeth
This will blow up in a couple of months, watch
and leave a plate of lasagne?
I demand another
I demand ti...ties...
This is what all infomercials are like in David Lynch's universe.
He can't even read with a straight face ROTFLMFAO!!!!!
You could laugh more during these readings
I could, but I only laugh when I feel humor poke at the funny bone
That escalated rather quickly
Thank you for this gift
The machines will hate us for tasks like this.
Robust space drugs is what makes it happen
agreed, strongly
Discount Dan bot created add? You know you all want an exploding hunch back that leaves lasagna.
~PRAISE UNLIMITED STICK~
~IT IS INFINITE~
~IT IS ALL~
PRAISE IT
Okay we can safely say that we still got a little more time before AI can take over the world.
Better then the ads we get nowadays.
They really saved the best part till last, huh?
I hate it when my saw explodes.
Lasaga
"Sex sells, Morty."
"Sells WHAT?"
You know you know i have sawed through a saw. It didn't explode or produce lasagna.
My saw explodes all the time
Ah yes, my favorite new superhero; More Fuckable Man!
Sounds like something from the CINCO family of products.
I sawed this saw in half!
Fucking stop my lungs are going to explode if I laugh so much
The man's saw explodes
I hate when saws explode
Are we sure this isn't just some A.I. screwing with us?
Is this the BAD ROBOT origin story? Lol
Disney Movie Making Applications be like: 1:25
drat i will never know what product this is now
There’s now an InfoWars one and a Trump rally one. Please read them!!! You, sir, are a master of your craft.
We shall see.
This is what Kaboom! should have been; lasagna appearing at the point of explosion 💥
Somewhere out there there’s a more fuckable me eating lasagna
So it's not about saws, but about lasagna.
Genius!
I want Adult Swim to make scripts with a.is now.
Evil Dead 4 premise
This seems like an Old Spice commercial
I already told ya a bot didn't create these, a human writer pretending to be one made it for comedy.
Something about that second man seems more fuckable to me, No homo, Don't you agree?
I'm aware. However that's the title of his work. If I read the hobbit and said "this wasn't really written by a halfling", it would cause many an eye roll.
This is more to attribute it correctly (hence the link to the funny guys Twitter) rather than to deliberately mislead.
PyroMan15 (Insert joke going over head gif here)
BlackPantsLegion alright
Dont be so daft. A human did not write this. I think youre a bot
Apparently the second, more fuckable guy, was Friend 1 at Olive Garden...it is all...
Could the AI be Garfield for some reasons?
This is probably written or drempt by Garfield
Wait a second…..THIS WASN’T WRITTEN BY A BOT AT ALL!!!!
I died.
It's just interdimensional cable.
WHAT... THE... F**K...
Lol a more fuckable garage with a more fuckable man in it.
i feel like beginning drom the ex on is the old testament and after 0:44 was rhe second testament
#neveragain
0:32 Is that a man, or Garfield?
#NEVERAGAIN
Is this one of these Botnik-created text samples? It definitely looks like it. I read the Harry Potter one, it was pretty hilarious.
Furymgs3 link me. Ill read it.
botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html
There are already a few readings of it on TH-cam, though, so I don't know if you're gonna have much success. But there's a lot of good stuff on that website. I personally really liked the ones on Trump Country and the Royal Wedding Tabloids. There's also a "Street Fighters Winquotes" one, and some of them are legit badass.
Furymgs3 I've never been in this for success or views. Just to create and be creative.
Dude sounds like Markiplier.
Except Markiplier took voice lessons for years. I smoked.
Can we animate this?
What kind of dialogue are you feeding this AI?
lol
I don't get it, they're selling saw or lasagna?
Both
Your cackling laughter reminds me of ManRay from Spongebob. I love it
Deltarune chapter 2
you're not supposed to read the name of the person :(
Why does it sound like Markiplier?
No! I don't buy it! I think somebody wrote this trying to sound like a bot! (Still funny as hell, though)
Its totally a person impersonating a bot, yes
So fake it hurts
N'gasta Kvakis but does it hurt deliciously?
mmm yez
I appreciate your content regardless
If this was made with Botnik, it makes sense, the way botnik works is that it gives you 6 words from whatever type of media, you choose the words and you can make stuff like this
Silly put on voice ruins this