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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.พ. 2025
- TRUE STORY: Programmer, Keaton Patti, wrote a bot and forced it to watch 1,000 hours of Hallmark movies, then asked it to write a script.
I hired professional actors to perform that script.
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when she said "I sell families" i laughed out loud and everyone in my house looked at me
It's their loss for not joining you! :D
At first you think she's sweet and innocent, then you find out she's a family slaver.
I lost it at the skeleton dripping eggnog
"Bones help nobody"
😂 I AM WHEEZING! ✨
Same
😐
The single mother be like: Oh i love Christmas and my job.
Also her: Christmas will attack soon, i sell families :)
That gasp after Business Man said “All of my wives are bones” is stunning
why the HECK does this not have more views it’s absolutely hilarious! me and my mum LOVE this script we read it every christmas! it’s like a family tradition lol
Love that tradition! My Brother in Law and I watch Ernest Saves Christmas every year during the family Christmas Eve Party while everyone yells at us to "turn that stupid f*cking movie off, I'm trying to have a conversation", it's lovely tradition. I hope you can incorporate watching this into your tradition each year now! And please share widely :)
My favorite hallmark movie
Think we can do a Change.org petition to get it on the Hallmark channel this holiday season?
This video is VERY underrated
I agree. Please share if you get a chance :D
Pleaseee when he said LAUGH , instead of actually laughing 😭🤚🏻
That word was actually part of one of his lines in the script. 😂
How is this not more popular?
Enzo23 I ask myself the same. Please share!
@@nuferdan sure will
This has better acting than most Disney shows
This deserves an Oscar.
Santa is bones. Bones help nobody.
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AHAAAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH
I want a whole ass Hallmark movie out of this. Like a whole two hour movie
This is the way it's done. Please make hundreds more.
You had me at refillery.
This is the second AI written Christmas movie I've seen. Apparently snow globes are way more prominent than in these things than anything I've ever seen.😄
I’m sending this to my dad on Christmas
It seems AI often creates my dreams because the sometimes vague, weirdly concrete, and often bizarre images shown here are eerily similar to this.
Business man has flashback to when he was business boy. 🤣🤣🤣
Most of all I like the idea of her ex-husband being some kind of Wolverine and Supernatural-Prometheus hybrid - who also is Santa.
Imma sue Hallmark of this isn't a real movie
can i get summa dat when you win?
WHY IS THIS SO UNDERRATED ITS HILARIOUS AND SO WELL MADE
This made me laugh so hard! It deserves more views.
Imagine having ur dead husbands bones just sitting in ur room
her husband died in EVERY SINGLE WAR
You did this all bu yourself wow
Well - just to be clear, the script was actually written by a bot created by comedian Keaton Patti, but the rest, yes!
Everybody gangsta till they see surreal entertainment's version
Flashback to when he was business boy is the best
i can't believe someone actually did this
When I was a kid we had a typewriter like the one at the beginning, carrying case and all! Cool!
BONES HELP N O B O D Y
I'd demand that you get more subscribers, but I am bones, and bones help nobody
This is the best version
This is amazing!!
I would go to an oil Resort on vacation
"bones help nobody"
(also 666th like lol)
I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣
1:19 ah yes Jesus clause lesser known twin of Santa Christ
Can he open his hands
Sometimes I think AI undestrand us better than we understand ourselves.
This is a surreal entertainment video
I’m confused
This suggest Santa has fought multiple wars
Wait. So they didn't go on dates after all and Christmas was cancelled forever... how antypically dark for Hallmark... I love it!
Bones
They help nobody...
Needs more Christmas views
He's Hallmark HOT needs to catch the fuck on fast
I have no idea if this is simply a coincidence, or purposeful, but Surreal entertainment made a video using the exact same script in May of 2019. funny video nonetheless.
gold
I bet the actors were dying during recording
Isn’t this a Surreal Entertainment video
Yeah it is
Bones help nobody.
Where can I find the original script?
This is some made through item objects.
Lol
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Thick
This is a nightmare
you did not credit surreal entertainment for this. he made the original video
there's the link: th-cam.com/video/lbz2ZVguhgI/w-d-xo.html