HALLMARK MOVIE: The Christmas on Christmas

TRUE STORY: Programmer, Keaton Patti, wrote a bot and forced it to watch 1,000 hours of Hallmark movies, then asked it to write a script.
I hired professional actors to perform that script.
Don't miss out on more great content at Keaton Patti's Twitter: ke...
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[@zakfantastic749]

That gasp after Business Man said “All of my wives are bones” is stunning

[@bluebellehope2422]

why the HECK does this not have more views it’s absolutely hilarious! me and my mum LOVE this script we read it every christmas! it’s like a family tradition lol

[@nuferdan]

Love that tradition! My Brother in Law and I watch Ernest Saves Christmas every year during the family Christmas Eve Party while everyone yells at us to "turn that stupid f*cking movie off, I'm trying to have a conversation", it's lovely tradition. I hope you can incorporate watching this into your tradition each year now! And please share widely :)

[@esxdrsx]

The single mother be like: Oh i love Christmas and my job.
Also her: Christmas will attack soon, i sell families :)

[@kaidenbrennfoerder4304]

when she said "I sell families" i laughed out loud and everyone in my house looked at me

[@nuferdan]

It's their loss for not joining you! :D

[@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht]

At first you think she's sweet and innocent, then you find out she's a family slaver.

[@Skyarrr]

"Bones help nobody"
😂 I AM WHEEZING! ✨

[@waffle-man]

Same

[@luciencoates]

😐

[@aspiringaspect]

My favorite hallmark movie

[@nuferdan]

Think we can do a Change.org petition to get it on the Hallmark channel this holiday season?

[@jacobthebeast2257]

This video is VERY underrated

[@nuferdan]

I agree. Please share if you get a chance :D

[@kylieeeeep]

I lost it at the skeleton dripping eggnog

[@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht]

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[@RikimiKalyAkemiMiki]

AHAAAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH

[@jennifercorbett8640]

This deserves an Oscar.

[@zoh4242]

How is this not more popular?

[@nuferdan]

Enzo23 I ask myself the same. Please share!

[@zoh4242]

@@nuferdan sure will

[@Simon-ig6qn]

Santa is bones. Bones help nobody.

[@seanmckenna8468]

Imma sue Hallmark of this isn't a real movie

[@nuferdan]

can i get summa dat when you win?

[@WeirdAIStuff]

I want a whole ass Hallmark movie out of this. Like a whole two hour movie

[@Saga_Anserum]

I'd demand that you get more subscribers, but I am bones, and bones help nobody

[@yasaminbayrami7154]

Pleaseee when he said LAUGH , instead of actually laughing 😭🤚🏻

[@REAL2222ful]

That word was actually part of one of his lines in the script. 😂

[@Faux_Sunlight]

This has better acting than most Disney shows

[@mofo6907]

You did this all bu yourself wow

[@nuferdan]

Well - just to be clear, the script was actually written by a bot created by comedian Keaton Patti, but the rest, yes!

[@cringechannel6516]

Can he open his hands

[@kaydakitty3566]

1:19 ah yes Jesus clause lesser known twin of Santa Christ

[@leximarijulienne]

her husband died in EVERY SINGLE WAR

[@leavemealoneplease583]

I would go to an oil Resort on vacation

[@CyberSpider35]

Most of all I like the idea of her ex-husband being some kind of Wolverine and Supernatural-Prometheus hybrid - who also is Santa.

[@danisawesome4214]

This is the best version

[@hopeisintheether2888]

It seems AI often creates my dreams because the sometimes vague, weirdly concrete, and often bizarre images shown here are eerily similar to this.

[@definitelynotwalter]

Imagine having ur dead husbands bones just sitting in ur room

[@getoutside9854]

Bones

[@nuferdan]

They help nobody...

[@kaydakitty3566]

I’m sending this to my dad on Christmas

[@kay-uw5lt]

Business man has flashback to when he was business boy. 🤣🤣🤣

[@eldritchabomination9726]

"bones help nobody"
(also 666th like lol)

[@MegaMan-bs3oy]

He's Hallmark HOT needs to catch the fuck on fast

[@hihey_you]

This is a surreal entertainment video

[@hihey_you]

I’m confused

[@cannibalbunny]

Isn’t this a Surreal Entertainment video

[@hihey_you]

Yeah it is

[@vodsanity4861]

Bones help nobody.

[@androidfarmer8863]

This is the way it's done. Please make hundreds more.
You had me at refillery.

[@re-blitz]

This suggest Santa has fought multiple wars

[@lorenzolazzari6439]

BONES HELP N O B O D Y

[@kapkapchmurko]

gold

[@techterrier1490]

I have no idea if this is simply a coincidence, or purposeful, but Surreal entertainment made a video using the exact same script in May of 2019. funny video nonetheless.

[@static.2837]

I bet the actors were dying during recording

[@LittleIcarus]

Where can I find the original script?

[@doopdoop4645]

Everybody gangsta till they see surreal entertainment's version

[@gerbilfantastic]

This made me laugh so hard! It deserves more views.

[@creativeusername-k7b]

WHY IS THIS SO UNDERRATED ITS HILARIOUS AND SO WELL MADE

[@CyberSpider35]

Sometimes I think AI undestrand us better than we understand ourselves.

[@iansoliz3874]

i can't believe someone actually did this

[@somestew6356]

Lol

[@millymitts3445]

This is some made through item objects.

[@wonderful_whiscash9534]

Flashback to when he was business boy is the best

[@jaye1967]

This is the second AI written Christmas movie I've seen. Apparently snow globes are way more prominent than in these things than anything I've ever seen.😄

[@Aoi02003]

EVERY ǷAR

[@emmapreston2324]

This is amazing!!

[@FruityAlexis]

Needs more Christmas views

[@Half_Blood_Hufflepuff]

I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@CyberSpider35]

Wait. So they didn't go on dates after all and Christmas was cancelled forever... how antypically dark for Hallmark... I love it!

[@wfcoaker1398]

When I was a kid we had a typewriter like the one at the beginning, carrying case and all! Cool!

[@herbertmacaulay8987]

Thick

[@mrcheese1851]

you did not credit surreal entertainment for this. he made the original video
there's the link: th-cam.com/video/lbz2ZVguhgI/w-d-xo.html

[@lanterns_glow]

This is a nightmare