I guess Im randomly asking but does someone know a way to get back into an Instagram account..? I was stupid forgot the password. I love any assistance you can give me
Imagine getting 100 and failing because it's not 81. LOL. I guess it is a harder standard than wanting 100 as you need to be 100% sure your answers are write and wrong.
@@princevimbai1 it's one thing for it to be multiple choice or written exams...but there are physical grades too, which makes it basically impossible to achieve purposely
@@ICCUWANSIUT hahaha truee! I guess you have to play your cards with caution, only taking the questions you are sure of. Hahaha, but I have never met an exam I was absolutely sure of to the extent I could choose a mark hahaha, next gen kids best be prepared for AI teachers. Lol just joking
@@princevimbai1 bruh it's not a joke I think. McDonald's is already putting dumb AI in it's drive through system. Only a matter of time until we have smart AI teachers, maybe 2050.
@@keiths5021 I think its about how they expect you to be fine and all well and healthy, but the workload is such that you definitely cannot be fine and all well and healthy. (You need a zero tolerance policy on your own overall health to pass)
The.... the exam children? What a concept? I mean... when you miss an exam, a child takes it for you. They probably won’t know any of it. It is such a perfect idea.
@@heatchills4093 I mean, tbh, it's essentially the same as randomly guessing on a test, so if you're extremely lucky, the test child might get a better grade than you would have otherwise. It's the equivalent of showing up for the test without going to class or studying at all and winging it.
Honestly, that’d be an interesting way to have exam makeups. If you miss an exam, your test gets sent to the “exam children,” who are just random other students who get paid a certain amount for doing it, and they take your test, and whatever grade they get is what you get. If you get lucky and get someone who happens to know a lot about your class subject, you might even get a better score than you would have otherwise. But most of the time you don’t get so lucky and you get a pretty bad score. It’s a crazy idea, but that sure would be one way to encourage students not to miss exams. And signing up to be in the “exam children” could be like a one-time on-campus job, like for students who need a little extra money. Honestly, it’s not THAT bad of an idea. It sure would be interesting.
That makes sense - the class is about the class material, and the moment you call attention to yourself in class you become, if only for a brief moment, what the class is paying attention to, the material being studied in class.
"Your instructor lives in a mailbox. This class requires all students to watch said mailbox home for at least 3 hours a day and make sure no one is stealing from it." I'm not even questioning why the instructor lives in a mailbox, I'm just mad he expects me to protect his private property.
I missed a day of class from being sick and not only did I miss class bowling, but an exam child took my test and got a 100% instead of 81%. I'm now one of the 7 people who have already failed. I won't even get extra credit because I did not show a zero tolerance policy towards my health.
How has no one mentioned the Juxtaposition of the fact that you’re supposed to bring “good health” to Labs but gain extra credit for having a *Zero tolerance policy for your own health* .
SCP-XXX: "The Class Object." *Object Class:* Euclid. *Special Containment Procedures:* SCP-XXX is not to be observed under any circumstances whatsoever. This prohibition applies to direct observation, photography, videography, audio records, artist's depictions, text descriptions, or any other form of direct or indirect observation. SCP-XXX is to remain within a standard 9X19 ft2 containment cell at Site-19, enclosed on all sides in 1" thick concrete to prevent observation by unaware personnel. *Description:* SCP-XXX is an anomaly with the anomalous property that upon viewing or in some other way being exposed to a description or record of SCP-XXX's physical properties, a given subject will expire within a timeframe of five to ten minutes. Experiments with D-class personnel have shown similarities to Foundation memetic kill agents currently in use in the autopsies of said D-class. It is unknown how the Foundation came into possession of SCP-XXX, as the majority of pertinent records were destroyed due to detailed descriptions within the original object files, which violate the current Special Containment Procedures. *Testing Log:* [Redacted] "We are never fucking _ever_ trying that again!" -Professor-Director-Lieutenant Doctor Jim Stream
ai generated scp entiries is a genuinly good scp idea. like a bot that scans scp entiries and randomly generates them. meaning that in the scp universe there is a scp, a pink humanoid floating rectangle that uses jet prpulsion to move away from birds or some shit like that. im a horrible writer but if somebody out there is good at writing scps pls credit me
Professor-Director-Lieutenant-Doctor Stream has certainly come a long way since his days as a Teacher-Assistant-Private-Nurse at the Military Office-Laboratory of Bowling, Medicine and Computer-Tutor Science for Exam Children. He was always late to class because he booked everything for the prior week, and had no way of travelling backwards in time to attend post-pre-advanced-past-pre-booked-current appointments. It's a miracle he got qualified, to be honest, but he never cheated on his classmates, and managed to get 10 strikes in his final semester... He got lucky, as he was that week's class object and nobody was allowed to look at him...Okay, maybe he did cheat? Who knows.
@@GolemAvalanche it's not their fault.the school gives the professor such a meager salary that they can just afford an upgrade to literally living in a shoebox
You maintain it without observing it. It's written in the syllabus! Like automatic systems or having random people not part of the class do it for you. I mean, the computer gave the framework and flexibility to do what suits one's needs after all.
“There are rumours about the instructor and the final project. Your continuing challenge is to find out the truth.” Honestly this would make for a pretty interesting course in which each semester the professors come up with some sort of complex mystery and create incredibly cryptic hints, and then the students’ only grade is a final paper on what they think the truth is, and it’s graded according to how much of the truth they got and whether it was achieved through actual logic or blind guessing, or somewhere in between.
Actually, I'd love to be the kind of instructor that makes some of the class material and the means to get good grades be an ARG. I have no freaking clue how to make that fit the requirements from the department of education, but still.
The instructor would also need to organise the spreading the rumours about himself (or use already in-place ones) in order to prosecute the course. This would all be a fascinating education, useful to a range of fields, from anthropology to criminology
"Please stand up and request that everyone immediately recognize you as the class material." "Observation of the class object will result in public disciplinary action." UHHHHH
I mean, the students have to attend classes even after they graduate, so it makes sense for the teacher and students to get to know one another better lol.
"Laptops are not permitted to think or otherwise engage in meaningful group discussion." But what if someone in the class IS a laptop? And also that was pretty hilarious.
the thing is the fact the you have to shoot for specifically 81 on tests will help you with math cause you have to choose which ones your are going to purposly get wrong.
I love how the AI is surprisingly good at cross referencing multiple things it has said into a coherent syllabus while still having zero clue about the context.
"There are rumours about the instructor and the final project. Your continuing challenge is to find out the truth." It sounds like the course is one big mystery game of sorts: Find out what's really going on while being careful to always comply with the absurd rules.
This is a class for AI about how to hack yourself as an AI, with a course description and syllabus as written by an AI. Actually, I'd like to see the results of an AI trying to fulfill the requirements of this crazy class.
This one's not as outwardly outrageous as some of the other AI scripts, but there's so much great nuance and subtext here. I love Jim Stream's ever-growing list of epithets.
I wish R. Solomon W. was still teaching the class. He didn't make us read two of his textbooks, and rumor had it he would convince the student judicial boards to go easy when judging our 7 actions
Reminds me of my college days with professors having unrealistic expectations and not making sense (yet intense) and expecting me to follow through on it. At least this was humorous, whereas my courses were not.
"Professor Stream" a student calls out upon seeing the familiar professor. "Actually," he replies, "it's Professor-Director Dr. Lt. Jim Stream, and I would much prefer you call me that when addressing me."
Professor Director Lieutenant Doctor Jim Stream VC, GC MBE, os one of the greatest and least spoken of heros of our time, God bless you sir and thank ypu for your service.
There are tears coming out of my eyes, I can't breathe. So many gems in there, "additional extra credit may be given to students who exhibit a zero tolerance policy towards their overall health."
This was extremely confusing on auto play and since I was baking, I was kinda like “this might be interesting maybe I’ll stay for a “college education” 😂
In the syllabus, it is stated: "Your final grade is required to be 81. If you do not achieve this grade you will fail the course" (Stream 2018, 3:40-3:46). Since the 81 is not followed by a percentage mark, the grade benchmark might refer to a point value, rather than a percent. Therefore, the 81 being 100% of your final grade can signify a score of 81 points out of a possible 81 (81/81), therefore passing the course with both full credit and the requisite grade. Stream goes on to comment that there are extra credit opportunities in the course (Stream 2018, 3:50-4:03); however, there is no indication as to point value per extra credit opportunity, let alone whether it will be enough to reach the 81 point threshold.
"All students must participate in class bowling without exception." Meh... no thanks. I'll just fail the class instead, I don't like bowling. Oh, and I don't have complete sentences and paragraphs. Oh, and I broke your science lab. Do I have to buy a new one? Or can I just watch said mailbox home for more than three hours each day?
Very useful course: "Civic pathway to the questions and challenges of the material that we will strive to become". Yes I need to this questions and challenges and then become the material I want.
"If you achieve a zero on your first three exams, you will automatically receive a computer file that contains a lecture on how to use a computer. Your final exam will requiere you to conceptualize a computer that can be used on Mondays." This should illustrate why it's so dumb to teach a foreign language *in* the foreign language, rather than in one's native.
"Your first exam was last week. 7 of you have already failed."
Sounds about normal to me
Spaceboyy I LOVE THAT
Yeah, sounds normal!
Yeah, this legit happens... a lot of garbage instructors out there.
And how the instructions to use a computer will be sent via computer
I guess Im randomly asking but does someone know a way to get back into an Instagram account..?
I was stupid forgot the password. I love any assistance you can give me
An overlooked tidbit here is that your final grade is required to be 81 specifically. Not 81 or up, but 81.
Imagine getting 100 and failing because it's not 81. LOL. I guess it is a harder standard than wanting 100 as you need to be 100% sure your answers are write and wrong.
@@princevimbai1 it's one thing for it to be multiple choice or written exams...but there are physical grades too, which makes it basically impossible to achieve purposely
@@ICCUWANSIUT hahaha truee! I guess you have to play your cards with caution, only taking the questions you are sure of. Hahaha, but I have never met an exam I was absolutely sure of to the extent I could choose a mark hahaha, next gen kids best be prepared for AI teachers. Lol just joking
@@princevimbai1 bruh it's not a joke I think. McDonald's is already putting dumb AI in it's drive through system. Only a matter of time until we have smart AI teachers, maybe 2050.
It's cute how the AI treats cell phones, laptops, and calculators as people. Machines sticking up for each other.
Right?! 'They are my children'
aww
What the AI said about laptopd
Keep in mind that laptops are not allowed to engage in group discussion. Clearly, this AI doesn't want potential rival AI to get too smart.
@@dragonridley they're also not allowed to think
"You will automatically receive a computer file that contains a lecture on how to use a computer."
Sounds useful.
That's only if you manage to fail 3 exams. That's the only punishment.
I that was suppose to be a sick burn
That is so passive aggressive I love it. Thank you doctor professor-director Jim Stream
@@rosiered6712 you forgot that he was a lieutenant
666th like...
"Additional extra credit may be given to students who exhibit a zero tolerance policy towards thier overall health."
This killed me. Does that count?
You get 0.73 bonus points to your grade for exceptional neglect of health resulting in death. We will see you in class on Monday.
@@CesarTheKingVA hey i accidentally broke mymathlab pls dont make me buy a new science lab
But you're required to bring good health to the lab 🤔
@@juliamavroidi8601 I read that as having a zero tolerance policy on doing anything that can negatively effect your health.
@@keiths5021 I think its about how they expect you to be fine and all well and healthy, but the workload is such that you definitely cannot be fine and all well and healthy. (You need a zero tolerance policy on your own overall health to pass)
The.... the exam children? What a concept? I mean... when you miss an exam, a child takes it for you. They probably won’t know any of it. It is such a perfect idea.
And don't even THINK about helping them, as they are encouraged to perform badly when observed.
This is just "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?"
@@heatchills4093 I mean, tbh, it's essentially the same as randomly guessing on a test, so if you're extremely lucky, the test child might get a better grade than you would have otherwise. It's the equivalent of showing up for the test without going to class or studying at all and winging it.
@@CesarTheKingVA better a 20% than a 0%
It's how they encourage you to not miss the exams.
Cheating ON your classmates...
mood
Don't mind if I do!
*Goofy from Mickey mouse laugh*
Your instructor lives in a mailbox.
It’s a step up from my (adjunct) Professor who sleeps in their car
@@silvercheetah92 thats a step up from my professor who lives in a garage
And we have to stake out said mailbox as a requirement.
Thanks for the lesson,
professor-director lieutenant doctor Jim stream
Bet he owned a purple heart medal in secret
GoodFebruarian he is the Purple Heart
…..the third.
We're never getting outta here
*if you break it you are buying me a new science lab*
The "exam children" bit is actually mind-blowingly coherent for an AI.
It's an absolutely bonkers idea, but it seems like it did think it through, yeah.
Honestly, that’d be an interesting way to have exam makeups. If you miss an exam, your test gets sent to the “exam children,” who are just random other students who get paid a certain amount for doing it, and they take your test, and whatever grade they get is what you get. If you get lucky and get someone who happens to know a lot about your class subject, you might even get a better score than you would have otherwise. But most of the time you don’t get so lucky and you get a pretty bad score. It’s a crazy idea, but that sure would be one way to encourage students not to miss exams. And signing up to be in the “exam children” could be like a one-time on-campus job, like for students who need a little extra money. Honestly, it’s not THAT bad of an idea. It sure would be interesting.
@@iheartkiecats They are to perform poorly when observed, unfortunately, LMAOOO.
@@MagisterialVoyager A way to discourage stalking.
@@MagisterialVoyager They are the class object.
“If you must be acknowledged during class, please stand up and request that everyone immediately recognize you as the class material.”
“Everyone! I request to be recognized as the class material!”
@@pschiptunes64 "The class material!"
Which must not be observed...
@@pschiptunes64 "You are hereby recognized as the class material. You may sit."
That makes sense - the class is about the class material, and the moment you call attention to yourself in class you become, if only for a brief moment, what the class is paying attention to, the material being studied in class.
"Your instructor lives in a mailbox. This class requires all students to watch said mailbox home for at least 3 hours a day and make sure no one is stealing from it."
I'm not even questioning why the instructor lives in a mailbox, I'm just mad he expects me to protect his private property.
The Instructor might be an SPC.
@@Jamato-sUn HE'S A SHARK IN THE SHARK PUNCHING CENTER?!?!?!?
That part made me laugh so hard. I'm crying
Instructor is a gnome
How do they live in the mailbox though? Do they mail themselves there?
I missed a day of class from being sick and not only did I miss class bowling, but an exam child took my test and got a 100% instead of 81%. I'm now one of the 7 people who have already failed. I won't even get extra credit because I did not show a zero tolerance policy towards my health.
At least you remembered to watch the mailbox for three hours!
Hey, that exam child did you a favor! You only need 81% on the final.
You better not fail twice more or you'll be getting taught on how to use a computer
How has no one mentioned the Juxtaposition of the fact that you’re supposed to bring “good health” to Labs but gain extra credit for having a *Zero tolerance policy for your own health* .
The good health doesn't have to be yours.... So find a way to steal good health from someone else, I guess?
Or it's zero tolerance for having bad health
Thank you for noticing this.
maybe you just don't attend to labs to gain extra credit
Class Object has been classified as 'Keter', and has been placed under Special Containment Protocols.
I've been watching Professor Bright inside the mailbox for a week now. Can I get my damn [REDACTED] now?
Class Object should never be directly observed.
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking about SCP when listening to that
SCP-XXX: "The Class Object."
*Object Class:* Euclid.
*Special Containment Procedures:*
SCP-XXX is not to be observed under any circumstances whatsoever. This prohibition applies to direct observation, photography, videography, audio records, artist's depictions, text descriptions, or any other form of direct or indirect observation. SCP-XXX is to remain within a standard 9X19 ft2 containment cell at Site-19, enclosed on all sides in 1" thick concrete to prevent observation by unaware personnel.
*Description:*
SCP-XXX is an anomaly with the anomalous property that upon viewing or in some other way being exposed to a description or record of SCP-XXX's physical properties, a given subject will expire within a timeframe of five to ten minutes. Experiments with D-class personnel have shown similarities to Foundation memetic kill agents currently in use in the autopsies of said D-class.
It is unknown how the Foundation came into possession of SCP-XXX, as the majority of pertinent records were destroyed due to detailed descriptions within the original object files, which violate the current Special Containment Procedures.
*Testing Log:*
[Redacted]
"We are never fucking _ever_ trying that again!"
-Professor-Director-Lieutenant Doctor Jim Stream
ai generated scp entiries is a genuinly good scp idea. like a bot that scans scp entiries and randomly generates them. meaning that in the scp universe there is a scp, a pink humanoid floating rectangle that uses jet prpulsion to move away from birds or some shit like that. im a horrible writer but if somebody out there is good at writing scps pls credit me
Professor-Director-Lieutenant-Doctor Stream has certainly come a long way since his days as a Teacher-Assistant-Private-Nurse at the Military Office-Laboratory of Bowling, Medicine and Computer-Tutor Science for Exam Children.
He was always late to class because he booked everything for the prior week, and had no way of travelling backwards in time to attend post-pre-advanced-past-pre-booked-current appointments.
It's a miracle he got qualified, to be honest, but he never cheated on his classmates, and managed to get 10 strikes in his final semester... He got lucky, as he was that week's class object and nobody was allowed to look at him...Okay, maybe he did cheat? Who knows.
Can you really say he's come a long way if he lives in a mailbox?
@@GolemAvalanche it's life choice
@@GolemAvalanche it's not their fault.the school gives the professor such a meager salary that they can just afford an upgrade to literally living in a shoebox
Legend has it he is still going to class post graduation
This is why his books are mandatory for the class, it's where he gets most of his income.
Student: breaks glass.
Teacher: YOUR PURCHASING ME A NEW LAB JIMMY!
"It's on the syllabus."
*The syllabus*
But how are we supposed to maintain the class object if we aren't allowed to observe ittttt
Carefully
Ah, the conundrum.
You maintain it without observing it. It's written in the syllabus! Like automatic systems or having random people not part of the class do it for you. I mean, the computer gave the framework and flexibility to do what suits one's needs after all.
The class object sounds A LOT like The Game. Crap, I lost the game...
You do it with your bloody eyes closed, thats how. Now stop asking questions and maintain the damn object!
“There are rumours about the instructor and the final project. Your continuing challenge is to find out the truth.”
Honestly this would make for a pretty interesting course in which each semester the professors come up with some sort of complex mystery and create incredibly cryptic hints, and then the students’ only grade is a final paper on what they think the truth is, and it’s graded according to how much of the truth they got and whether it was achieved through actual logic or blind guessing, or somewhere in between.
and you have to get exactly enough wrong so as to get exactly an 81 or you fail the course. that would honestly be so hard to do though
Actually, I'd love to be the kind of instructor that makes some of the class material and the means to get good grades be an ARG. I have no freaking clue how to make that fit the requirements from the department of education, but still.
The instructor would also need to organise the spreading the rumours about himself (or use already in-place ones) in order to prosecute the course. This would all be a fascinating education, useful to a range of fields, from anthropology to criminology
I'm studying economics. How would that apply to my course material?🤔
"Students in this class must participate in class bowling without exception"
Im scared now
Me, too. I SUCK at bowling!
Not gonna lie... I've had classes where there were pointless mandatory class activities. Class Bowling wouldn't even be the worst.
Didn't say you had to be good. Although I'm totally gonna school you.
GTA 4
The part of this that made the most sense was the part about buying a science lab.
A professor's dream typed into a written format - students cleaning up after themselves
I love the exam children and how the student and professor are now family members
Good old Dr. Crunkleton. I don't know where I'd be without his advice on how to live my life.
This video should be trending. As a college student, I found this ridiculously hilarious.
I loved the fact that they all missed the last week's exam but only 7 of them failed since exam children have passed the exam for other students.
“Calculators are encouraged to make it up as they go”
Im sure theres a few calculator loop holes in the syllabus...
In this course students will develop the following:
Seven actions deemed appropriate by the student judical board.
New seven deadly sins just dropped
Seven trials
it's like a weird PhD program
Man 4.5 credits? I'll be taking this for sure
Really why such a normal credit amount? It's the only good thing about this class
It really is a bump up from most 3.0 credit courses without the overload of a 6.0 one
But you are required to attend classes after graduation
"Please stand up and request that everyone immediately recognize you as the class material."
"Observation of the class object will result in public disciplinary action."
UHHHHH
Fortunately, the class material ≠ the class object
I love how the instructor throws in at the end that they have the inalienable right to hang out with you. I feel bad for them.
I mean, the students have to attend classes even after they graduate, so it makes sense for the teacher and students to get to know one another better lol.
Yeah, this is pretty much how my college years went.
And now if you're taking classes "even after graduation"
"Your instructor lives in a mail box." Rofl
this is a terrifying exaggeration of real aspects of college courses
but it's also a starting point for an amazing horror manga
Horror is boring. It's way better to have this played completely for comedy.
Professor-Director Dr. Lt. Jim Stream's class is CRAZY.
Well his class is more enjoyable than online learning
Of course the content is covered only in lecture yet the prof still requires the two books he wrote.
And reading the assigned reading is considered academic misconduct
and the books cost $500 each
"Laptops are not permitted to think or otherwise engage in meaningful group discussion."
But what if someone in the class IS a laptop? And also that was pretty hilarious.
As a graduate student, I gotta say...this sounds just as plausible as a few Course Outline's I've seen.
the thing is the fact the you have to shoot for specifically 81 on tests will help you with math cause you have to choose which ones your are going to purposly get wrong.
I love how the AI is surprisingly good at cross referencing multiple things it has said into a coherent syllabus while still having zero clue about the context.
"There are rumours about the instructor and the final project. Your continuing challenge is to find out the truth." It sounds like the course is one big mystery game of sorts: Find out what's really going on while being careful to always comply with the absurd rules.
This is a class for AI about how to hack yourself as an AI, with a course description and syllabus as written by an AI.
Actually, I'd like to see the results of an AI trying to fulfill the requirements of this crazy class.
That makes a lot more sense. Also, I agree that this class would also be hard for beginning AIs.
This one's not as outwardly outrageous as some of the other AI scripts, but there's so much great nuance and subtext here. I love Jim Stream's ever-growing list of epithets.
This just sounds like the average high level honors class tbh
We need to make this a course
I wish R. Solomon W. was still teaching the class. He didn't make us read two of his textbooks, and rumor had it he would convince the student judicial boards to go easy when judging our 7 actions
Reminds me of my college days with professors having unrealistic expectations and not making sense (yet intense) and expecting me to follow through on it. At least this was humorous, whereas my courses were not.
Thank you for accepting me on this course, Proffessor-Director Dr. Luitenant Jim Stream.
This feels like a nightvale episode
"Professor Stream" a student calls out upon seeing the familiar professor. "Actually," he replies, "it's Professor-Director Dr. Lt. Jim Stream, and I would much prefer you call me that when addressing me."
How much harder is it to shoot for an 81% in the class as a final grade, than 90-100%? It can't be 80% or 82%. 81% is required!
Harder than you think
i think he means it is has to be at least 81%
@@mareksicinski3726 Why would something here be so sane
If you don’t get an 81% exactly you fail the class 😂
The course requirements read like an SCP file xD
Professor Director Lieutenant Doctor Jim Stream VC, GC MBE, os one of the greatest and least spoken of heros of our time, God bless you sir and thank ypu for your service.
This is just a scam to make sure his mail doesn't get stolen.
this sounds like the hardest class i have ever seen
"Your first exam was last week. 7 of you have already failed." This took me out.
There are tears coming out of my eyes, I can't breathe. So many gems in there, "additional extra credit may be given to students who exhibit
a zero tolerance policy towards their overall health."
So death...
and also if you break mymathlab your buying me a new scince lab
"An attitude toward public transportation that can be described via mathematical formula" as one of the goals got me good.
so we're all getting extra credit!!!
Guess I'm getting extra credit then. 😏
Ah yes, we all must strive to follow in the footsteps of the wise *Dr. Crunkleton.*
This was extremely confusing on auto play and since I was baking, I was kinda like “this might be interesting maybe I’ll stay for a “college education” 😂
Tough class.
In the syllabus, it is stated: "Your final grade is required to be 81. If you do not achieve this grade you will fail the course" (Stream 2018, 3:40-3:46). Since the 81 is not followed by a percentage mark, the grade benchmark might refer to a point value, rather than a percent. Therefore, the 81 being 100% of your final grade can signify a score of 81 points out of a possible 81 (81/81), therefore passing the course with both full credit and the requisite grade. Stream goes on to comment that there are extra credit opportunities in the course (Stream 2018, 3:50-4:03); however, there is no indication as to point value per extra credit opportunity, let alone whether it will be enough to reach the 81 point threshold.
I love these bot-written things. Some of my professors had some crazy rules just like this one.
I laughed so hard I have cough fit.
Good thing I’m a calculator but bad thing I was one of the seven students that failed the exam I never knew about.
I swear this sounds just like a welcome to night vale segment
"I will be seeing you next wednesday at 3:17pm sharp"
I was expecting you to say "3:17 AM sharp"
"All students must participate in class bowling without exception."
Meh... no thanks. I'll just fail the class instead, I don't like bowling. Oh, and I don't have complete sentences and paragraphs.
Oh, and I broke your science lab. Do I have to buy a new one? Or can I just watch said mailbox home for more than three hours each day?
The "class object" sounds like it should be Secured.
And Contained.
And Protected.
Some of these ideas and requirements are actually brilliant
What a lecture sounds like when I'm tuning it out
This is still one of the funniest things I have ever read/heard in my life.
This is nearing Franz Kafka levels.
Legend has it each classes cell phones become the exam children for the next semester
Yes finally a syllabus that the professor will actually follow through with
The mailbox and exam children were the best part
I will follow the exam children. I must know if they live in the mailbox with the instructor
Unironically, if you don't pay attention to the ai syllabus, it just sounds like every other syllabus out there
The "class object" line is literally just a Special Containment Procedure.
Funny enough, not the most confusing syllabus I’ve ever read
Mood. 💀
When the professor has ten year, and doesn't care anymore.
Is this university in Night Vale?
Probably.
Cecil went here for his broadcast degree
I'm pretty sure somewhere located in the Bermuda Triangle.
in the end it became such a wild ride lol
I like how extra credit is given to disregarding your health, while part of the grade is maintaining it.
I am required to attend the class even after graduation lol.
Very useful course: "Civic pathway to the questions and challenges of the material that we will strive to become". Yes I need to this questions and challenges and then become the material I want.
"If you achieve a zero on your first three exams, you will automatically receive a computer file that contains a lecture on how to use a computer. Your final exam will requiere you to conceptualize a computer that can be used on Mondays."
This should illustrate why it's so dumb to teach a foreign language *in* the foreign language, rather than in one's native.
"class exam children"
This is what my intro to economics class syllabus feels like, but funnier.
I misheard "class bowling" as "class bullying".
This is just a normal class syllabus
“Your first exam is last week”
Bruh
I love how the class object is an scp
It's like something from Welcome to Nightvale
Office hours are complex and very sensitive.
Please do not disturb the office hours.
1:52 it just becomes an SCP for a bit
There are so many great ideas
I was laughing my ass off about getting a computer file about how to use computers
bro he's a professor director dr lt and instructor who lives in a mailbox? man i'd love to have him as a teacher lol