It would've been better if it didn't have the "Do you follow? I don't." because now it just seems like he has no clue what he's even saying and he's just saying stuff to say it but that's why it's funny
@@astreusastresus198 What do you mean? Specifically the part you want to take out is the punchline that actually made the line genius. If that line was written with intention, it would solidify that Joker doesn't even follow his own "rules". He does whatever he wants. Having a rule to not follow rules would paradoxically follow a rule, which is why he doesn't follow. A Joker joke at its finest
Two-Face: -Explodes an explosion -Breaks into a cave of a billionaire -Takes Alfred without even flinching -Flips Alfred like a coin like a champ -Leaves
@@mikedanielespeja6128 well, part of him doesn’t exist, and depending on if he needs that part to live/function normally, he would be unable to fight or live at all, therefore losing the battle! Also good pun didn’t notice that.
Not gonna lie, the fact that the AI keeps on making fun of Batman being an orphan cracks me up. Also, Batler and Goth Ham... the puns are something else.
Yeah they are not . Not joking . Someone litterally say with no jokes . That if you are not willing to take cases that you know they are guilty and then dont keep an evidence to yourself. Then you are no lawyer. Imagine someone with a brain say that keeping evidence and not sharing it and protecting child molesters or murdereds is a good thing because a system say so . Any lawyer who don't approve of that and be good guy will be considered odd and bad lawyer . So yeah being a lawyer. Is criminal in most places
I love how everything Joker said is something he would actually say “you drink water I drink anarchy” “I have never followed a rule, that is my rule, do you follow? I don’t”
Which probably says something since the story was algorithmically generated by an unbiased AI. Like, maybe we should stop revisiting his origin story every single movie.
@@barleysixseventwo6665 But I forget his backstory every single week, and DC reminds me every week. btw I don't have alzeimher(how do you spell alzeihmer?)
@@Ilias2 I do praise your proper writing, linguistic skill; where credit is due, I give you that. However, in any case, bright one, keywords: "by extension" - as in not himself but through another. Incidentally, perhaps he somehow impregnated the refined Pennyworth 🤔 Enigmatic 😏
It's amazing that a computer can not only understand Joker joke humor, but also create Joker jokes. Oh god, we will have a real-life evil Joker-AI in the future...
@@Praecantetia writer made all the jokes and the ai part is a joke too to show just how smartly dumb ai is that we can make ai styled jokes without it being obvious to people that there was no ai at all
Character guilde: Two-Face: a man but also a lawyer. The Joker: emo rebel clown Batman: He drinks bats and has no parents Penguin: a penguin Alfred: a coin that gives birth Robin: zombie baby
Two face: Forcefully flips the "BATler", and the "BATler" lands head-up, causing head trauma, and much, *much* pain. Also Two Face (Man And Attourney): "*A'ight Ima Head Out*"
"So you see A.I, all the Batman movies mention Batman's dead parents at least once, you follow?" A.I: right. at least once.... "Yeah, but the best ones do it in very subtle ways, understand?" A.I: Of course....subtle....
@@ssapphire7781 *Screen goes black* >We see Joker standing on top of a hill with batman at the bottom. "HAHA!" -says Joker pointing a finger at Batman- "Orphan!" >This makes Batman have anger
For the kids, the song used is Behind Blue Eyes by The Who. The opening lyrics are "No one knows what it's like to be the bad man" to which most guys can mishear bad man for "batman." The song is a banger and has been covered by Limp Bizkit
It is safe to assume that machine takeover is near when AI consistently makes me laugh to the point of coughing. Those jokes actually make sense and have a punch, there is a right mixture of randomness and logic in them, like wtf is this???
honestly scripts written by ai remind me of children's imagination. this is exactly the kind of batshit crazy stories that kids came up with when playing with action figures update: i take it back ai is an evil plagiarism machine and it's not cool to use it for writing. it was fun and harmless back when it was bad at it (like in this video) but now it's cringe. sorry
No matter where I experience this wonderous scripts, batman looking around for his parents to realize their still dead gets me every time, I hope the person who created this scripture is living a good life, if not I wish the best for you
“Alfred, the Batman’s loyal batler”
So why did I never realize this
"Alfred give birth to Robin"
Same goes for “Goth ham”
I mean it makes sense: he babysits bat man, but when necessary, goes into battle himself.
@@wumpus976 ohhhhh it was supposed to be gotham
In the British armed forces a 'Batman' is an officer's personal servant (Just like a Butler), so in a way Alfred has always been Batman's Batman.
"He's sometimes Bruce Wayne"
"Sometimes Batman"
*"All times orphan"*
He protecc
He attac
But most important
He can’t get parents back
@@adrianscorch💀
@@adrianscorch OH MAH GAWD- I'm wheezing on the ground in laughter
@@adrianscorch am getting depressing music vibes reading this
*i love it*
@@Demomanflower I like to think of it as more of as a battle cry.
What should we be thinking of facing certain death other than this?
"I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't."
AI has advanced too much, we're doomed
That’s too genius a joke
@@Wingedmagician I've been mulling it over and it just gets better every time. I'm gonna toss it out in real life and see what happens.
Do YOU consume Goth ham on a daily basis? No, you don't, so shush.
Joker doesn't follow rules.
He follows that rule.
He doesn't follow that rule.
*?*
@@dolphineerrr9564 I only drink bats, like a bat would
Two-Face flipping Alfred like a coin is even funnier when you remember that Alfred full name is Alfred Pennyworth
😂😂
IT WAS INTENTIONAL
wooow nice, It makes sense now
@@roketonkunNo sense.
Alfred's worth a dollar.
@@The13thRonin He's worth a penny. It's in his name. /lh /hj
"Batman looks around for his parents, they are still dead ." No matter how many times I've heard this, I still laugh to tears 🤣🤣
Bruh, no matter how many times I look, I’m still fatherless, what gives?
@@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942 did you try looking in my basement……
@@Whyiseveryhandletaken6942Try looking in a general store or grocery store, surely he just went to get some milk.
I will never get that image of Alfred giving birth to robin out of my head. Thanks.
It's his job, and you're welcome
Where’s it come out of
@@wren5962 _bats_
@@wren5962 his BATHOLE
@@saranshogra6020 STOP
If Alfred is giving birth, Robin's coming out of-
There are 2 possibilies.
What they have in common is: They horrify me.
The two possibilities:
1)Alfred is a trans man
2) he uses his man parts (I’m not going to say it, but u know what I mean
Flip alfred like a coin to decide what happened
He landed head up so I think he goes home
@@SforSamPlays One more, Alien style
@@e5858 ah, your correct
"Coupon for new parents, but is expired."
That's the most Joker thing I've seen after a decade.
*Joker joke
Available until: too late :(
Fr tho, this definitely something that joker would do
"I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't." Is a legitimately really good line imo. It fits the Joker.
For a moment i thought the Joker actually said that in the second batman movie made by Nolan but i just saw it and turns out NOP
That is such a Joker thing to say. Imagine if this was referenced in a Batman movie, I wouldn't even think it was made by AI
This is written like an Xavier line
It would've been better if it didn't have the "Do you follow? I don't." because now it just seems like he has no clue what he's even saying and he's just saying stuff to say it but that's why it's funny
@@astreusastresus198 What do you mean? Specifically the part you want to take out is the punchline that actually made the line genius. If that line was written with intention, it would solidify that Joker doesn't even follow his own "rules". He does whatever he wants. Having a rule to not follow rules would paradoxically follow a rule, which is why he doesn't follow. A Joker joke at its finest
"alfred, give birth to robin"
"alfred begins the process"
LMFAO WTF
AHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
it's his job
@@KuroDCupu 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
That shit was insane
cursed
i love how two-face just casually uses alfred as a coin
Tge a.i. picked up on his surname and gog confused.
Because Alfred is only a Pennyworth
@@Undead_E WAI-
@@Undead_E WHA-
@@Undead_E AYO
I love how the AI seems to identify with The Joker more than with Batman.
It gets the character to a T for whatever reason
@@lord_bobanewname4069 Joter
We live in a society where computers can like edgy joker quotes
Computers live in a society too
Ohhhh that does not bode well for us at all...
"You drink water, I drink anarchy."
" *I drink bats* "
LMFAO
"Just like a bat would"
Makes perfect sense. Too bad I drink water 😥
Batman: I drink Justice!!!
@Neo-Indonesian Mapper That is my rule
@@mrcat2227 Do you follow?
"It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke." Gets me every time without fail
The part that makes me laugh is “this is a joker joke” as in joker had to make sure Batman knew it was his joke or something lol
Two-Face:
-Explodes an explosion
-Breaks into a cave of a billionaire
-Takes Alfred without even flinching
-Flips Alfred like a coin like a champ
-Leaves
- doesn’t elaborate
I love how this implies that attorneys are a separate species.
Phoenix Wright is an actual Phoenix
@@mysticartist308 Who would win in a fight? Phoenix Wright or Harvey Birdman?
@@TeamFriendship8600 idk probably the bird man cuz phoenixes don’t exist, and Phoenix Wright just, wouldn’t be there.
@@mysticartist308 OBJECTION! He's only half Phoenix though. Meaning his Wright half DOES exist!
@@mikedanielespeja6128 well, part of him doesn’t exist, and depending on if he needs that part to live/function normally, he would be unable to fight or live at all, therefore losing the battle!
Also good pun didn’t notice that.
Not gonna lie, the fact that the AI keeps on making fun of Batman being an orphan cracks me up. Also, Batler and Goth Ham... the puns are something else.
Always cracks me up.
Yeah, it uses the Orphan joke very orphan....
wait wouldn't this make Wheatley more AI than human since he likes to bully Chell for being an orphan?
I missed the orphan jokes on my first watch through, some reason its was a-parent
it's not an ai
Love how this AI doesn't think Attorneys are people
Bloodsucking lawyers
they arent
Yeah they are not . Not joking . Someone litterally say with no jokes . That if you are not willing to take cases that you know they are guilty and then dont keep an evidence to yourself. Then you are no lawyer. Imagine someone with a brain say that keeping evidence and not sharing it and protecting child molesters or murdereds is a good thing because a system say so . Any lawyer who don't approve of that and be good guy will be considered odd and bad lawyer . So yeah being a lawyer. Is criminal in most places
@@xcept7355 That punctuation is what's criminal-
@@dudemcguy8949 You said it!
I love how everything Joker said is something he would actually say “you drink water I drink anarchy” “I have never followed a rule, that is my rule, do you follow? I don’t”
you drink water (licks lips) I drink anarchy
Happy batday, birthman
0:30
That's possibly the most serious mattress I've ever seen...
Sometimes Bruce Wayne, Sometimes Batman. All times Orphan.
*that moment when an ai accidentally writes something deep*
also Ai: Here's a coupon for new ones. Oh no! it's expired
It wasn’t accidentally.
@@NerdyCatCoffeeee *LMFAO-*
*DEEP THOUGHTS WITH THE DEEP*
- The AI
The entire movie is just puns and "haha you are orphan."
Yes
Which probably says something since the story was algorithmically generated by an unbiased AI.
Like, maybe we should stop revisiting his origin story every single movie.
I blame Kilmer and Clooney versions for the puns.
@@barleysixseventwo6665 But I forget his backstory every single week, and DC reminds me every week.
btw I don't have alzeimher(how do you spell alzeihmer?)
@@mqfii8992 and i blame the old show for bateverything
He drinks bats.... IT WAS HIM!!!!
IT WAS HIM
*IT WAS HIM*
IT WAS HIM
IT WAS *HIM*
IT *WAS* HIM
Iconic frases
"i have punched a penguin into prison"
"you drink w a t e r"
"an explosion explodes"
"alfred give *birth to r o b i n* "
eat a dinner, mattress wayne
THE ORPHAN JOKES ON THESE ARE CRAZY
The Joker had surprisingly accurate lines. Like they could actually be from a real batman script
You drink water, I drink anarchy
Happy batday birthman
"I have never followed a rule, that is my rule. Do you follow? I don't."
Society is bad
Happy batday birthman
"happy Batday, Birthman"
why does this sound EXACTLY like something the Joker would actually say.
The expired parents joke is also in character of the joker.
Just goes to show how insane the character is
ikr
Mind that Batsy just birthed his Boy Wonder by extension 🧐
@@Sashil01 Oh no, that was Alfred, the batler. It's his job.
@@Ilias2 I do praise your proper writing, linguistic skill; where credit is due, I give you that. However, in any case, bright one, keywords: "by extension" - as in not himself but through another. Incidentally, perhaps he somehow impregnated the refined Pennyworth 🤔 Enigmatic 😏
'Batman looks around for his parents but they're still dead" AAHAHAHAH now alfred giving birth to robin has scarred me for life thank u
My pleasure
Well, it IS Alfred's job.
@@anindividualist6945 if you dont want to ruin the 69 likes use this comment as a like button for that one
@@Pyvozaur oh no the revenge of the Chick-fil-a
“It contains a coupon for a new parents… but is expired, this is a jokers joke”
"I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. You follow? I don't." Best lines in cinematic history 1:18
I’m mean the ai isn’t wrong, Joker is technically OneFace
Well, Yes, but actually no.
why are you so mean though?
Two Face and One Face 💀
But Two face was one-face in the comics.... (nope, not joking! Two-face had a panel where he declared his name to be one-face, and it was AWFUL!)
THE ONE FACE! IS REAL!!!!
"In the future humour will be randomly created."
That actually applies here
Weed Eater
If this is the future of humor I'm all on for it
time for me to post about the funny rock
Nw if only an AI had actually writen this.
It's amazing that a computer can not only understand Joker joke humor, but also create Joker jokes.
Oh god, we will have a real-life evil Joker-AI in the future...
ngl that's kinda sick.
"He gave batman a coupon for new parents but it has expired"
Too bad there was no actual ai...
@@magniwalterbutnotwaltermag1479 hm?
@@Praecantetia writer made all the jokes and the ai part is a joke too to show just how smartly dumb ai is that we can make ai styled jokes without it being obvious to people that there was no ai at all
1:04
*"Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead."*
You don’t say?
He’s sometime Bruce Wayne, sometimes Batman. *All times Orphan*
Batman will never emotionally recover from that one
You drink water. I drink anarchy
@Xander Arizona like a bat would!
No,I drink bats just like a bat would.
@@trevastyplague 'Batman looks for his parents, but they are still dead.'
@@eatbagelsman584 this makes him have anger
@@Kastra_k He fires a bat rocket.
No one knows what it's like to be the Batman
Behind blue eyes!
To be the Sadman
But my dreams they aren't as empty as my con-science seeeeeeeems to be
*Birthman
XD ya
This was fantastic.
The "coupon for new parents joker joke" was actually rather intricate for an AI, I'm pleasantly surprised.
There was no ai look it up
There was an ai
@@packerman7410 it's not technically an ai
This is botnik algorithm
Created from subtitles worth of 1000 hours of compiled batman movie
Batman become human
@@r3zaful What's the difference?
"He's sometimes Bruce Wayne, sometimes Batman. Alltimes orphan."
“batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead.” that was fuckin brutal 💀
I just love how he says "an explosion explodes!"
Get him to michael bay RIGHT NOW!
*Ah yes and grass is made of grass*
This made me realize that Joker is supposed to be funny...not cringy or edgy...
This is unironically the best version of Joker I've ever seen.
Love your Username
Reason why joker from the animated series will always be the best!
@@Pyvozaur Oh but that is not even my final form. You see, one day I hope to grow my wings out enough to call myself vLATS TRAPes!
This is a joker joke
Character guilde:
Two-Face: a man but also a lawyer.
The Joker: emo rebel clown
Batman: He drinks bats and has no parents
Penguin: a penguin
Alfred: a coin that gives birth
Robin: zombie baby
A jailed penguin
@@johngr1747 the jail is a zoo. He's been sentenced to a lifetime in SeaWorld 🤣
He doesn't seem emo in this
Penguin: A JAIL BIRD.
Ham: goth
Love how two-face just shows up, flips Alfred like a coin and then leaves xD
Two face: Forcefully flips the "BATler", and the "BATler" lands head-up, causing head trauma, and much, *much* pain.
Also Two Face (Man And Attourney): "*A'ight Ima Head Out*"
The dead parents jokes got me rolling on the floor…..literally. I fell off my bed.
*He looks around for his parents, but they are STILL DEAD*
Severely underrated animation. Saw the script on twitter many months ago but just today I thought of looking for it on youtube lmao
Cheers! Glad you like it :)
"So you see A.I, all the Batman movies mention Batman's dead parents at least once, you follow?"
A.I: right. at least once....
"Yeah, but the best ones do it in very subtle ways, understand?"
A.I: Of course....subtle....
Five seconds later: Hey so…. my memory chip burnt here’s the movie
It isn’t actually an A.I.
@@ssapphire7781
*Screen goes black*
>We see Joker standing on top of a hill with batman at the bottom.
"HAHA!" -says Joker pointing a finger at Batman- "Orphan!"
>This makes Batman have anger
@@SavageJarJar What makes you say that?
@@redtailarts101 Come on, 1,000 hours of Batman movies? There aren’t even 100! Also, pretty sure AI can’t do puns yet. Is that good enough for you?
“All times orphan” BRO I kept inhaling deeply trying not to die laughing and my cat just stared at me like “wtf” I’m crying
this is my favorite part of the video, it gets me every time. "I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't."
best batman movie so far
Every Batman movie: 1/10
This:11/1
WTF????
Bobby Patson's got stiff competition with something this good already out
"He deflects it with his sick sense of humor. A clownly power."
1:05 still my favourite line
"This is where I watched my parents die, AI"
"Funniest shit I've ever seen"
I'm picturing Batman, in his rough voice saying
"Oh no it's two face and one face"
"Happy batday, Birthman." has such a terrifying energy.
This is so underrated, I had to come back and watch it again
Haha thanks a lot :D
It's logically cohesive but is also complete nonsense what the hell
That's what AI does. It's really fucking weird.
@@PorscheFan-g5z It’s not real
@@farmerchuck7294 none of us are real.
@@cybersaiyan9596 wdym?
@@farmerchuck7294 you've been trapped in drug induced hallucinations for the past several decades. please wake up. your family misses you.
It's so impressive to me that an AI has written the Joker completely in character. Like, no deviation.
0:12 you made Batman sitting instead of standing. Great animation or animatic by the way!
I love the dramatic pose Batman does while saying "They hate me for being a bat!"
That is one twisted origin story for Robin!
At least this Robin still has his parent(s?) - for now, at least lol
Just wait till you hear of his ending...
Tell me about it.
Im very concerned for the other 3 robins in this universe
"Happy Batday, Birthman" and giving an expired new parents cupon actually sounds like something Joker would say/do
1:22 I love how at this point, even the narrator couldn't control his wheeze 💀Also, thanks for the mental image
I still can't get over the expired coupon for new parents.
Shakespeare would be proud....pure poetry
Brings a tear to the eye it does
It is a very deep story indeed
Oh I thought you were impersonating Yoda for a sec
Oh god a crab with a knife, spare me my life pls
@@Pyvozaur 🤣 you're safe. For now...
especially the part where a alfred gives birth to robin
Gotta love how Two-Face just f's off after literally flipping a man like a coin. He's like damnit, Alfred! Whelp, bye *leaves*
For the kids, the song used is Behind Blue Eyes by The Who. The opening lyrics are "No one knows what it's like to be the bad man" to which most guys can mishear bad man for "batman." The song is a banger and has been covered by Limp Bizkit
I love on how much it focuses on the fact batmans an orphan
01:22 I started to shed tears in this part.
1:29 this entire segment is weirdly in character for joker
1:37 that's probably the dirtiest joker has ever been
It is safe to assume that machine takeover is near when AI consistently makes me laugh to the point of coughing. Those jokes actually make sense and have a punch, there is a right mixture of randomness and logic in them, like wtf is this???
Ai will conquer the world by making us laugh to death.
This is the future
i like how the ai just roasts batman for being an orphan anytime it can
Computer: reads stories of batman
All the computer gets from it: *Alfred gives birth to Robin*
I love how this is so much better than any scene Batman has on DCEU
His only good scene is riding the batmobile on ZSJL
Those lines would fit well for DCEU Joker
I love how two face just coin flips Alfed, and then just decides, "welp, the coin/batler has spoken; guess I'll go then-"
Batman : "Alfred Give Birth To Robin"
*Alfred Began The Process*
This is the greatest story in the history of man kind
0:58
The AI has predicted the meme.
The "Alfred, give birth to robin" line gets me every time
>Enter cave
>flip batler
>land heads up
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
"I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't."
Fucking amazing.
And that's just the first page of the screenplay...
0:42 best acting ever.
"You drink water I drink Anarchy"
We live in *THE* Society
“Society is bad”
1:24 he tried not to laugh 💀
I died at "Alfred give birth to Robin!"
This is my favorite animation of this so far!
Thanks 😊
honestly scripts written by ai remind me of children's imagination. this is exactly the kind of batshit crazy stories that kids came up with when playing with action figures
update: i take it back ai is an evil plagiarism machine and it's not cool to use it for writing. it was fun and harmless back when it was bad at it (like in this video) but now it's cringe. sorry
Yea you’re right, I’m scared for when it does this type of stuff with advancements lol robot overlords scare me
"*Bat*shit crazy" I see what you did there😂😂😂
as a child, i did indeed often make my toys give birth
“Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin.”
“But Alfred lands face-up which means Two-Face goes home!”
“THAT’S NOT FAIR, I’M TELLING MOM!!”
No matter where I experience this wonderous scripts, batman looking around for his parents to realize their still dead gets me every time, I hope the person who created this scripture is living a good life, if not I wish the best for you
THANK YOU FOR MAKING AN ANIMATION OF THIS
I love how the majority of this is just A.I. bullying Batman
0:17 the best part
1:04 Player: "I look around for my parents!"
DM: "Roll for... Luck...?"
Player: **rolls nat 20**
DM: ".........They are still dead."
Player: 😢
he found their corpses
Rogues be like
Shouldn't that be nat 1?
@@sylph8005 nat 1 and nat 20 aren't that diffrent
@@antekwaldek7478 xDDD true
The batman: I don't use guns
Also Batman: 1:12
A coupon for new parents......but it's expired. Probably the best 'sick burn' ever. They should incorporate that into the next batman movie.
This is the best video I've seen this year
I can't stop laughing
“Happy batday birthman.” Is a very underrated line in this “movie”