Can You Beat Elden Ring Using Only Your Butt?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ต.ค. 2024
- Can you beat Elden Ring using only the ground slam ash of war? Only the regular one, so no golden slam or the erdtree avatar staff slam. Any% route. So can you beat the game with just your ass of war? Let's get to the bottom of this!
/ presscontinue
Pure Butt > Pure Holy
Holy damage is so bad that even your ass is better. Literally. What a world.
Holy butt is better
This is sponsored by Dat Golden Ass Gang.
That right there is comedy gold. U can do side bends or sit-ups just please don’t lose that butt
Isnt... a Butt already holy?
@@Sancturios more holy than a bible
As impressive as the actual run is, I'm still more impressed by the amount of puns you managed to butt in.
It's what I do
the amount of buns*
@@pinkhimself Yeah, in heinie-sight he could've squeezed out a few more nuggets of humor butt the first comment still managed to get his point in.
Hello may I ass u a question??
This was fantASStic!!!
This endless supply of jokes that are actually funny genuinely feels like I'm sitting down by the fire place with a funny old Dutch man who's experience has mellowed him down in his old age, and he decided that having fun was the most important part of life
oddly specific, but i actually understand this
@@Valduvia lmao I was going to reply something similar
“I had my ass beat too many times, so I trained till my ass could beat any opponent” -me
"Ass of War"
This run was 2b expected
EHHH
actually alexander frees himself because you entered altus plateu and he is now supposed to be at the radahn festival, because the festival starts after resting at altus plateu or activating the dectus lift.
Should have said " No ifs, ands, just butts."
I'd love to see some potential All Rememberance runs in the future to show off some more of ERs main bosses although I imagine for some of these runs this could be kind of unreasonable (Can you imagine Holy only Rykard?). Regardless though this run and all your runs are great as they are and certainly very entertaining- keep up the good work 👍
Well as I said in the video, next run will go along a different route and cover optional content. Don't know about all remembrances though. That will depend on the type of run and of course time. Because the more of the game you include the longer the production time will be
worse is holy only final boss
@@JohnSmith-ju6tm That ain’t even possible
@@chacharealsmooth4667 as i said worse much worse
I think distortion2 made a video just like this one and got all remembrances
Our dude literally teabagged the whole game
This is clearly going to be the new meta.
Now we just need a mod to give the player character a body asylum demon would be proud of to go with the butt slam run.
Just use the godskin noble belly xD
alexander doesnt free himself after killing margit, i can guarantee that. i killed margit and found alexander in that hole roughly 3 hours after killing margit, so i would say he moves based on a specific event that you activated while getting the ash of war and smithing stones
My guess is accessing altus plateau (area before the capital) it actually triggers an advancement and/or locks several quests didn’t know Alexander was one of them.
This was incredibly hard to enjoy seeing it was already done before :P
I kid, I kid, this was brilliant, the carefully dodging attacks and getting hit dead on had me in the knots!
Thank you for going the extra mile. You've been delivering so much content lately
I broke Mohg’s AI too. I tried the jump to the side but it was obviously patched out. I then resorted to pelting him with scarlet rot arrows from that same spot you jump from. About 2/3s of his HP down he staggered and I couldn’t hit him anymore. Decided to finish him by fighting and ta-da, I broke his AI. Mans just stared at me as I ended him 😂
Holy shit it actually happened, the second I got ground slam I was like "someone is gonna beat the game with just this". Now the real challenge is beating the game by only attacking AND moving with it.
Someone tell Ymfah
Gluteus Walksimus
LMSHWMB
The real try not to laugh challenge
I saw that vid earlier but I didn’t watch and now I don’t regret it. While not the first, you are still the master and get my view 😎
Actually, it turns out that Distortion2 wasn't the first one either. Not surprising though with hundreds of content creators doing challenges in the same game. Multiple creators are bound to end up doing the same type of playthrough
@@PressContinue True that.
Thanks to you i have to call „ashes of war“ „A$$es of war“ from now on ._.
9:42 imagine not doing a quitout in less than 1 nanosecond smh
Ikr? Shaking my smhing head
Part of me wants to see a Guts run where you only use the Guts sword with the lion’s claw ash of war for the whole game.
I did it, Malenia is pure suffering
The physical and moral framework of the lands between is breaking down , only a true lord can restore order.
Here comes dat buttslam!!!
A few thoughts.
- One trick I've seen other challenge runners do to spice things up is go for a different ending each run. Makes much less of a difference in the early Souls games than in this one for the routing, but it could be fun.
- A bit late, but I bet you could've used the crucible knight's tail swipe attack as part of this run. It's ass-adjacent, at least.
- I don't think I expected to ever hear someone say Maliketh was their favorite boss when that guy literally gave me a nosebleed on my first playthrough. I just need to git gud, I guess.
- If you want to do a new torch only run, I feel it's my duty to point out there is basically an Immolation spell in this game too. Keep the torch lit.
- Another challenge idea - an all Nerf run. Use only moves that used to be really overpowered but got nerfed to oblivion in a later patch.
Yeah as I said in the video, next one will go down a different route
And what is the new immolation spell then? I must have missed that
@@PressContinue Fire's Deadly Sin. You used to be able to spam the Tree Sentinel shield's weapon art with it before that got patched, now it's really just Immolation.
@@grfrjiglstan Aaaah I see. Interesting.
Random fun fact: If you use the Sacred Relic Sword Weapon Skill to clear out all of Renalla's slaves with one attack, the boss fight will completely bug out and you won't be able to break her shield in order to get passed her first phase.
I can confirm, a buddy of mine did it and I had to SaveQuit lol
@@N1GHTM4RE_YT LOL I did it twice. Was helping a buddy, did it, and he had to restart it. Then he came to help me, did it again, and I had to restart. "Welp, that confirms it. It was my fault!" 😂
i had no idea how much i needed a video like this, until i read the title...
If anything elden ring has potential for lots of creative challenges
ah yes, ground slam... defeat your foes elegantly, so that they may admire your posterior posthumously
i think u didnt find alexander bc u went to the altus plateau and that triggers radhan festival side quest, same as when u free alexander and talk to him it also starts the quest, i dont think it has something to do with killing margit, since the first time i found alexander was after beating margit
Yeah that makes sense
Was so psyched when I saw this pop up. Your scripts have really improved, I'm always so impressed by the density of jokes and wordplay of your last several videos
Try finger, but hole. Seriously though that was amazing. I was behind myself, I mean beside myself dying from all the bum jokes. Great video Press.
Btw the Soap consumable can clean your character, useful for a bleed build wearing a white outfit so you don't look like a used tampon. Lastly, I loved the Keijo reference I see you're a man of culture.
Ahh I see you are a youtuber of culture as well.
Another great video! clever idea too, looking forward to the next one!
I did think anyone remembered Keijo!!!!!
i think i ll keep beating it with my Hoslow's Vampire Killer chain of honor
you know is a Belmont thing
I think he's telling us something. I just can't put my butt on onion knight yet
Sometimes I swear it's not even your puns themselves that are funny but the entertainment comes from the sheer mastery of flow with setup and punchline.
i love how theres people saying its too hard and at the same time theres people posting, level 1, pacifist (without attacking) and now "butt only" runs
PS: im playing it the easy way, leveling up (im now at level 104), using weapons and my arms
Your commentary was ass-tronomically good 🧡
I’ve been binge watching these challenge runs for a few nights now and I swear this is my new favorite channel for humor. So many laughs. Spank you so much for the entertainment. 😅🤣
keijo ftw
"This is what I do I sit on you- right on your head"- the tarnished probably
Seriously impressed by your runs and commentary is funny too!
*sigh*.... okay
elden ring butt it's actually keijo!!!!!!!
Here's a theory: During your fight with Margit, you slammed your butt on the ground so hard, it created a tremor which freed Alexander all the way on the other side of the hill.
LOL, sounds plausible but.... going to altus which triggers the Radahn festival where Alexander then automatically moves to might be another possibility. Although I like your explanation a lot better
''The scientific documentary known as Keijo.'' it's a real sport dont'cha know
And rightfully so
a tip for the flask and other 1 use items, put them in the hotkey setup, that way it wont clog your item use, and since you will only really use it in specific situations, it makes them far less prone from being misused as well.
He was on ps
Damn well love the elden ring content you continue to bring. High browed humorous booty comedy, I'm here for it all lol.
I wanna make a clever pun for posterity's sake, but my lack of confidence means I'm usually the butt of the ioke :(
Interested thing I’ve noticed about the Demi-Queens, in their melee phase they have very VERY similar animations and attacks to the Blood-Starved Beast from Bloodborne
There's quite a lot of enemies in ER that are built on top of ones from previous games. Erdtree Avatars are Asylum Demons; Rune Bears are Vordt; Crucible Knights are Black Knights; Ulcerated Tree Spirit and Red Wolf of Radagon are cut content from Bloodborne. There are also a good handful that are lifted almost 1-to-1, like the Giant Crabs, Skeletons, Slugs, Slimes, and Basilisks. There are certainly more that I either didn't notice or am forgetting. I think it's pretty clever how they're able to reuse assets to create new content, and honestly myself I would've preferred more be copied from past games to replace duplicate bosses. I'd pick another round with Pontiff Sylvan or Cleric Beast painted gold or something over another regular big enemy given a health buff.
@@alliebonesVODs I knew about the Avatars being a reference and who can forget the horrors that are basilisks but I did NOT know about the Crucibles being Black Knights or the runebears being Vordt. Thanks for bringing attention to this. I think this would be a wonderful idea for a TH-cam video from maybe Zullie the Witch or some other DS/ER content creator.
@@alliebonesVODs The dredgelings from demon souls are the basic enemies in literally every fromsoft game except sekiro
I liked the example at the beginning of the video, 2B's butt is the best example you can have!
I'm pretty sure things occasionally surviving with 1 hp is an actual mechanic, so I don't think that holding the shield was as big of a hinderance as it appeared to be
There is? What kind of mechanic is that?
@@PressContinue it can happen for the player aswell
Was looking for a comment before i posted this exact thing. It's definitely a mechanic, it's far too frequent not to be. I like to think of it as Thematic, it's 'Grace' being granted.
Anime girl on whiteboard what anime is she from? For a friend......nah it's for me
It's 2B from Nier Automata.
You should've increased characters legs size to 240 to increase the damage and area of effect 😏
youtube is full of challenge runners but no one has the absolute mastery over worldplay of press continue
Distortion2 already did this but I'll watch it anyways. Oh well, hahah. Keijo!!!!!!!
*Opening frames feature android cheeks*
That’s a sub from me.
29:41 Getting your hand assed to you?
Imagine getting sat on in elden ring😳
I once saw a pole sticking out of the ground and quite a simple message before it.
„Try rump“
Fun fact, that Altus field margit fight can also happen after you’ve already killed morgot at the capital
No If,ands or butts….a bit of a contradiction…. All jokes aside this video was a joy to watch💜
Alexander gets himself unstuck as soon as you go to Caelid. You'll find him in Gael tunnel if you go there before Redmane castle
5:39 Uh oh, bloody stools... better have that checked out by a doctor. lol
Dangerous drinking game. Take a swig every time he says ass
Cant expect to be faster than a speedruner 💀💀💀💀
Also I love Keijo!!!!!!!!
We are definitely the most cultured here.
Damn I’d love to be an elden ring boss
21:50 or you can stand on those pillars and poison mohg with arrows. not possible in every challenge run but if scarlet rot arrows are available also an easy cheese
I WAS JUST READING THE COMMENTS ABOUT THIS!! KEEP IT UP GUYS!!
Scientific documentary. Yeah alright lmaooo
Nicki minaj build
About Alexander. Probably you trigger redmane festival, when arrived at Atlas Platou, so...
That's indeed what happened
Ame is that you?
Its so satisfying to watch this channel exploding in popularity since its been producing quality content from the very beginning
Really ? Just straight up gonna copy distortion i guess.
Aaaaah I was waiting for a comment from someone who doesn't understand the concept of time. Well... congratulations I suppose
@@PressContinue Quit being sarcastic with me bud. Obviously you were waiting for a comment like mine seing how you made a carbon copy of his title and idea. Even if it was a coincidence, be a grown up man and just say that you had the same idea and were already too far in the video to stop. Would sound less suspicious too.
this really puts death by snu snu into a whole new perspective
"The true Queen of mooning" xd i laught so hard with that
0:50 I can't stop laughing. You're funnier than distortion though ;-)
But he sure is faster. Which kinda makes sense for a top-tier speedrunner
Distortion2 made this video 3 days before you
“First try rump,
Then praise message.”
What an absolute fascinating ass techniques!!
Truly a bottom deserving of a throne
Press, I kid you not, I just now got a notification for this video. I truly don’t know why.
... er... wut? That's very very peculiar. TH-cam is a strange place indeed
This is amazing. Smough would be proud
“We are the true Queen of Mooning” I just HAD to like for that joke alone
Bro, I love your content, keep up the great work, it must be a lot of work, but it is really worth it
Beating elden ring as She Hulk 💀💀
These challanges are getting out of hand.
Wow, you’re clearly a power bottom!!!
3:20 apparently he doesnt appear in stormveil if youve already defeated him in lyndell(not sure if road or city version)
I think that the road version always appears and the first version of Margit doesn't appear if you kill Morgott first
So glad to have witnessed this cultured content.
Bro do you know that if you level Mind your FP bar could be bigger?
Er... yes. I'm aware. I simply prioritized strength and vigor
Damn your writing in these videos is top notch honestly, keep up the awesome content. Also ima say it...I think elden beast is a fun fight (with crimsonwhorl tear)
Remove the elden stars, either change the camera or simply make the Elden Beast much smaller and then yes it would indeed be a great fight
@@PressContinue just give us torrent
Thanks for answering my question of
"Can a butt kill a God?"
imagine being a god and you are slain by the shockwave of somebody's cheeks colliding with the ground
"Air Bud". I laughed way too hard at that. Lol. Another great video. Keep it up.
Glad to know that someone even knows the reference :p
you sound dutch
That has a lot do with the fact that I am :)
Hell yeah but slam playthrough
Might be useful and might have already been mentioned but Alexander moves to the back entrance of Gael Tunnel (where you get the moon veil) before redmane castle. He is stuck on the limgrave side of the one way door
Yes, that has been mentioned. I have never actually done his entire questline. I've only seen him stuck in the ground and in redmane castle and I know you fight him eventually in farum Azula but I've never done that myself
Ash of War more like "Ass of War"
what anime is that portrait from.... for research purposes
It's not anime. It's 2B from the game Nier Automata