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- These Stores stole our Merch Design... so we gave them money?
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Kinky
Does it come with rope and a mug?
You should make cucumber joe wheelchair rims
i bought a cutlery apple shirt and its now the nicest and dumbest thing i own.
props on the quality tho boys! fit is nice as well
Lemme get a bootleg tho
Imagine being an 8 year old child working in a sweat shop on 5 cents an hour and you are told to make a Cucumber Joe bootleg dog bandana
HAHAHAHAHAHA
legit tho bruhh
5 cents/hour? Thats way too generous
XOTWOD
@@sodiumqueen more like 5 cents a day and a beating every time cucumber Richard is accidentally printed
wow didn't even link the companies so we can't support piracy :(
@annie's big day 😳
the funny has left
These double standards amirite
@@mcpickles9319 I dislike minorities
Most of it seems to be from RedBubble
imagine your whole wardrobe being just different variations of cucumber joe tshirts
Bec yes
Bec yes
Bec yes
ya
soulless delete your coment
every cold ones video: "Do you remember buying that?" "No."
The less they remember the better
kinda makes it funnier
Just imagine being the original artist max and chad hired and now youre seeing random knock offs of what was probably the dumbest design you’ve been commissioned to do.
The worst part is those knockoff people probably didn't know Cold Ones, late alone the original Fiverr artist. So the dude probably hella confused as to why these knockoffs that looks awfully similar to one of your comissions just exploded
that:´s so funny
I can't believe people are making counterfeit Cold Ones merch.
Like it isn't scuffed enough
Its probably mostly bots
William bots are designing and producing clothing nowadays? Crazy world
@@itzwoody1649 yeah, check out r/TargetedShirts on Reddit, lots of crappy bot designed shirts.
@@itzwoody1649 yes lol that's a real thing
I don't ever want to hear "cucumber" and "joe" in a sentence together after all of this.
Ok ellen
Ok ellen
Ok ellen
Ok ellen
Hey, you want some cucumber, joe?
5:34 That transition made me change my pants
So good
It actually starts in 5:17
same
this is the best edit work I have ever seen in a youtube video
You know what song that plays before it?
The idea that someone somewhere probably ordered memorial pictures for their dogs and instead got "I am Joe Cucumber" made me almost throw up laughing.
that bottle transition was the best fkn editing i've ever damn seen.
I like how a rip off of pickle Rick has rip offs itself.
Bootlegception.
Most people: THEY STOLE MY PRODUCT. IM GONNAAAAA SUEEE THEM
Chad and max: MMMMM CONTENT
Thought the same thing 😂
Eddy burback
@Blushi The Sushi idc where they got it from, point is. They're taking something they could've been dicks about, and flipping it. It doesn't matter who did it first, they have their own style and taste just like mark
it’s cucumber joe
I don't think they can sue
I like how they just don't remember what they ordered
it's been 6 months for them, I'd forget some of the stuff too, especially that they probably ordered some stuff during this time too
Redbubble takes ages to deliver
@@jakubr2769 Plus their brains are all fucky due to all the alcohol and drugs
@@jakubr2769 Cucumber Joe only dropped 3 and a bit months ago. Assuming they filmed this video say a week after that, then it took 2 weeks to edit and upload - it was MAX 2.5 months between the 2 halves of the video.
dementia sucks bro
Hands down the best time-passing transition I’ve ever seen.
I’m a little late to the vid on account of me being busier than a cucumber in a women’s prison
what’s that a reference to, it’s gonna bother me now lol
@@smokeyjoe291 ask your parents to explain the joke
@@lightmorrison5404 i got the joke, i just forgot that it was a reference to this video lol
@@smokeyjoe291 more like dopey joe
I like how when they put on all the t-shirts at once Max was the only one who looked fatter.
Top Text: I'm Chungus Max
Bottom Text: I'm Chungus Max
When he got up I thought it was chad for a sec
at 13:48
@@NeoAya
I'm chungus max
Bottom text
@@ihaveadegreeinmemes6377 what's up doc? I have AIDS.
Literally put on the cucumber Joe shirt this morning. Great coincidence.
I’m wearing it now lol
Same
Same shit is some of the best merch I’ve ever bought
simp
U wear that in public?
Just in time to for me to lose some braincells while I dine.
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record TH-cam videos for with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear fif
@@AxxLAfriku did anybody ask?
Love the icon fiftyk is a legend
exactly
Their editor is actually soo good. Very under rated. Hope he gets a lot of credit. All the videos editing impressed me.
All other youtubers: “I can’t say this word because I’ll get demonetized :(“
Max and Chad all in one video: “penis, aids, isis, corona virus, fuck” all while throwing knives and clearly drinking alcohol.
It’s amazing this channel is still around, and I’m going to enjoy every minute of it.
Cucumber joe is probably one of the greatest ideas I’ve ever seen
funniest shit ive ever seen
that’s sad
Esteban Salcedo nah cucumber joe is this generations Jesus
steel joe from american dad and cucumber from Rick and morty. SO ORIGINAL
alt green I know right!? Best idea ever! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
5:36 that transition tho
i feel so bad for the sweatshop workers who get 12 cents a day to make bootleg "cucumber Joe" merch
12 cents?? Thats waayyy to generous, more like 12 cents a year ☠️☠️
When you realize Cold Ones have filmed most of their vids months in advance.
Ah yes, the look of disbelief when Max realizes after decades of opening children's cardboard he's gained some strength in his muscles.
You might as well give Scott a mic at this point.
no
Chad just pronounced UNICEF as "UNIKEF", wtf Chad
Chad has proven that he's worthy of the name Chad
UniCHEF
@Cara M bet me to it hahaha
"I'm Cucumber Joe!" Literally a fucking lettuce
3:47 yo props to the editor for making the model frown
Imagine going to the thrift store and seeing an entire isle dedicated to black cucumber joe tshirts💀
2:58 I love how some are so far removed they became "I'm joe"
i havent bursted out laughing in a while.. when the orders got mixed up and u said someone got a cucumber joe thing i died lmfao
Max here: *$1400 AUD!?!?*
Max now, spending $5,000 AUD on a king Bach animation: *ONLY A SPOONFUL CHAD*
oh my lord, i’m gassed and just got so deep into that transition... it was amazing
can we get an aubergine joe
aubergine meg
auberjoe
Aubergina
Aubergine Peter
Aubergeter
Max be like: "nau Chad, pout that doun"
You gave me a fucking heart attack
B0ss
@@CompactRisk read "" at loud
I want joji spoon version of the shirt!!
The maxmoefoe food lore has expanded to cold ones
Everyone..... we need to share as many videos as we can, this channel deserves to get all the attention and millions of views each video. This is one of the best channels on TH-cam.
Literally just bought heaps of your cool shirtz clothes. Finally got the Dead Cool Jacket.
still no fluffy jacket :(
Cool story bro
I read this in an Australian accent and I don't know why, i guess I just assume your Australian because you said "heaps" in a sentence
Imagine you paid a premium for some nice large dog stickers to decorate your room, you're really looking forward to it and when it finally arrives you instead get a massive sticker saying: "I'm joe cucumber" on it
"We're gonna include these bootleg shirts in random orders"
*rips a bootleg shirt and hoodie in half*
69 ur welcome
loved that editing with the bottle transition
max and chad getting mad about stolen designs when they stole the designs from a mashup of 2 pop culture references is funny to me
11:02 I flinched at that😂
5:16 -easily the best transition edit I’ve ever seen on a video
we all relate to the "flakey parts in our washing machine" been there
I personally believe this editing is second to none, keep it up boys.
Idk how ima face another day, max really flexed the entire cucumber joe suit. I'll never be able to live up to those standards
5:36 That Link to the Past dark world transition sound effect... I felt that...
Oh my god dude holy fucking shit thank you I was going Insane because I couldn’t find where that was from because it was so familiar. But now I know where I knew it was from
I'm dyslexic, so I'm waiting for the official "I'm JUCUMBER COE" merch.
Hey crabman
@@SLVGGER-ym9bw Hey Joe
5:15 omg that zelda link to the past sound took me back, also best scene on youtube in any video, just a moment of peace and silence in this f up world. Thx Max
I have just got to say, COLD ONES EDITS ARE GOD-TIER!
Just the thought of someone ordering some dog art piece and getting “I’m joe cucumber” sticker had me in tears
I like how if you click on Max’s solo channel link in the description it takes you to some bloke who is teaching you how to download cydia.
AHHHH FINALLY ANOTHER COLD ONES VIDEO!!!!!
So nice of Chad to order clothes for the homeless man and open them together once it arrives. A true man of kindness
That transition with the empty bottle was god tier
The intensity and energy in which max says sausage roll is inspiring to me
Middle text: Thicc Max
“Ay it’s me counterfeit zucchini Charlie!” 🥒👍 13:14 I don’t think that would be the best idea now.
For my 21st birthday yesterday, I got 6 cold ones coolshirtz from my girlfriend; i think i am going to marry this woman someday
thank you chad & max
That's lit
HAHA YES
shes a fuckin keeper mate
5:18 favorite part of the video. Alluring music. Good editing. Alluring female shows up on screen. The sense of tension. This is perfection.
Do you know the name of the song that plays
I find it class that you guys review t-shirts sent from all over the world costing crazy money! When there's a t-shirt printing studio next door. 4D chess boys 4D chess played very well I like it!
"Has to be the worst pirate I've ever seen."
ABOUT FUCKING TIME I CAN LITERALLY REHEARSE YOU EVERY SINGLE VID OF COLD ONES BY NOW LMAO BRING MORE UPLOADS GIVE THE GOBLIN SOME MORE CONTENT
13:59 Unlike Max, Chad was sadly only wearing one shirt at the time of this recording... and was hospitalized shortly afterwards.
I swear, I was just in shower thinking to myself "It's been a while since Cold Ones uploaded a vid" and then I come out & see this...
Papa Bless you guys :)
I really like the idea of some random lady taking out her stickers to see a big cucumber Joe sticker instead of her dog sticker.
This was hilarious. Much love to the whole cold ones team!
I would like more bootleg merch for more expensive prices.
"Technoblade was always better"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Everywhere on TH-cam, you will see sun tzu comments
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
"you commented on the wrong video"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@@thelemonman6807 I know, i just scrolled down the comments and saw a Sun Tzu comment
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
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@@OfficialCharles you lost your chance. I thought you were gonna Rick roll us
gotta love the teleportation sound effect from link to the past at 5:37
Your videos are even more better when I’m trying with you guys lol 😂
I’m feeling the vibe 🍺
1:03 damn that's a supra
broke: suing the people who knock off your merchandise
*_woke: buying the bootleg merchandise_*
I like that Mac’s channel that is linked goes to channel about iPhone jailbreaking and only has 21 subs
take a shot every time chads mic fucks up
Gex in the background is such a good detail
Me: Mum can I have cucumber joe T-shirt?
Mum: we have cucumber joe T-shirt at home
Cucumber joe T-shirt at home:
I feel like “cucumber richard” is more of a play on pickle rick than a rip off of cucumber joe. 🤷♂️
I got an ad for a product called mosquito Joe while watching this video wtf
I wish more people came to do an interview... Cold Ones is really the only interview channel I feel good when watching on TH-cam nowadays. Or any content on youtube, period... It's genuine, and I miss genuine videos. I'm legit sad that youtube is going down its own agenda of a rabbit hole.
wanna say thanks to scott and the cool shirtz crew for not saving payment info on site, i already had my card info typed in when i went back to put in the special instructions for that sweet bootleg merch and when i went back to the payment page i was very happy to see the site hadnt saved my card info, its the lil things
ay i want a t-shirt that says “not JOE cucumber”
10:08 chad should be happy it wasn’t max throwing up milk on him
Or water (Recent Gaming Vid)
yoooo, i’m wearing my cucumber joe shirt rn
11:02 IM WHEEZING the editing is so good I always get caught off guard 😂😂
They made a knock off of a knock off of a knock off. Incredible.
Why why why why why am I losing my shit every time I see "Joe Cucumber".
8:08 too soon man jeez
2:11 Surprise guest appearance Zach Hadel from the creator Smiling Friends and Hellbenders.
When Max said "catch this!" and Chad got stabbed i legit jumped lmaooooooo
You guys have the best editor on TH-cam. He has perfect comedic timing for editing videos. He actually makes you guys seem hilarious and that was a backhanded compliment
It's been 3 weeks >:(
I haven't laughed this much in a while, cheers lads
Someone might get a mug in there order
me: :)
Scott: “we can’t”
Me: :(
The broccoli one should have said "I'm not Cucumber Joe"
5:45 editor of the year award, shit has gotten WAY better since the start of cold ones