Snake’s interaction at 26:51 is honestly my fav. The way Pit exclaims “I never thought I’d get a chance to fight him again!” is just pure fan-service and it’s so cool to hear.
And Pit never met Raiden since the guy was doomed to stay in PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale with the reboot counterpart of Dante(which if there is ever a sequel, we'll have two Dantes. With the 2000s teen and DMC5 appearances both). Pit definitely managed to avoid drowning with an edgy reboot by Factor 5.
@Diego Bustos you use his down taunt. Although, sometimes, it doesn’t trigger right away. I can’t remember if you can just hold it and trigger it, or if you have to press it a certain amount of times.
@@I_EaTApple Seems I touched a nerve, clearly you're not familiar with the running gag about Zelda and Sheik. It's called a joke if it bothers you that much you should stay off of the Internet.
I imagined them as a big Nintendo fanatic family, having Palutena as the Cool Single mother, Pit as the jolly and a little dense kid (making him a cinnamon roll or typical anime protagonist), Viridi as the annoying big sister (or evil twin or evil little sister), and last but not least: Dark Pit as Pit’s Goth or Emo twin, all of them adopted by Palutena
@@stareatershouldeatmystarsxoxo No Marth was first but they both were released at the same game but Roy was technically the first playable Smash original character because he was released in Smash before his own game came out
Palutena: person that tries to help Viridi: sassy garden god Dark Pit: villain that came from a mirror Pit: 13 year old angel warrior that is a professional memer
Pit is at least 28 after kid Icarus uprising and dark pit isn’t a villain In fact dark pit is actually on of pits closest allies after kid Icarus uprising
Viridi: That's easy, just keep whaling on him! Kirby: When I finally devour the cosmos within my infinite maw, I will make sure you are the last alive, so that you may look upon the void where all you loved once was.
Can we just take a second to appreciate the fact that Smash Brothers just casually explained some of the most important and confusing parts of Zelda lore like it was nothing? EDIT: Yes, I know Smash is non-canon, but that doesn't mean it can't include canonical details. Why mention something as specific as Link not reincarnating like Zelda and Ganon do if it were anything but canon?
Right, I've read so much and watched videos on it to understand (I don't play Zelda), but they did it so succinctly in like a minute and I'll actually remember it this time.
Because they were right: it is the same Ganondord coming back, and all his defeats eventually drive him to despair and madness, turning him into Calamity Ganon, kicking off the game.
"You'll understand when you grow up, Pit." "One day you'll wake up unable to do things you could in the past." "Ohhhhhh. Is that what its like for you, Lady Paletena?" " *Dont make me smite you.* "
"guess she's taking a break from being kidnapped" "when i think of bowser, i always picture him deep in his castle, steeling for a fight... or just playing golf or racing a go kart" nintendo we love you
-''Oh look. There is Metroid.'' +''That's not a Metroid! That's Samus!'' -''Just like Link isn't named Zelda.'' +''And like Pit's name isn't Icarus!'' *They know.* lmao
@@bluescreen828 I know, just going along with it. Just my response to Viridi if I had the ability to respond back in the game, with my point finger pointing to Isabelle using infinite assist trophies. ;)
@@Gogetossj50 And before Sakurai had to change her design for CERO, her dress was designed in such a way that getting a peak of her knickers would've been incredibly easy in the heat of battle.
@@patrickmarzo2419 Yep. He also voices Marth. Yuri Lowenthal. Fun fact: He is nominated for the “Best Performance Award” at the game awards for voicing Spider-Man in Spider-Man 2.
"Does that mean it's OP against Ganondorf?" "No, Ganondorf's from a different game." Best explanation for why the Master Sword doesn't deal more damage to Ganondorf I've ever heard.
Yeah. Yuri Lowenthal. Other roles he's played include the protagonist of Persona 3 (Original, FES and Portable), Yosuke in Persona 4, Haseo in .Hack//G.U, and more recently, Peter Parker in the Insomniac Spider Man games.
Pit saying "Does that mean it's OP against Ganondorf?!" gives me sweet life every time and I adore Sakurai's writing. I don't know if he wrote the Guidance talks, but he wrote ALL of Uprising.
Lucas: Had one of the most traumatic experience in his life Viridi: L+ratio+your mom died+your bother died+no house+depressed The list can go on honestly
*The following is an actual hilarious scenario that took place during Mr. Game & Watch’s Guidance* Viridi: “Watch out for Number 9, Pit.” Pit: “Uh, wha--“ *Due to CPU being on, Game & Watch legit hits me with a Number 9, and Pit’s Death cuts off the Guidance at the perfect moment*
If I can be honest… I think Fox and Wolf have a relationship more similar to Mario and Wario than Pit and Dark Pit… Except they fight more often. (That’s probably because Star Fox has much less games than Mario.)
For pit he can be dumb as he want he is not truly gone since people in smash have stock and when the final stock get wasted the character gives up the fight and that is how they win so technically she is not the savage
Lady Palutena you forgot to tell Pit about greninja’s other technique called shadow sneak because greninja will sneak into the shadows behind him and strike unexpected
I love the implication that as gods, Palutana and Viridi have access to view all of the fighter's realities as they happen but choose not to interfere as it is not their own. that's kinda cool
Bayonetta. Nemesis of angels. Slaugtherer of Centurions. Wearer of *questionable* outfits. Palutena 2018 Omfl Nintendo! Edit: OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKES!!! :DD
@@georgspielberger9780 Bayonetta walks around the battlefield completely naked; because SSB does not involve actual smashing, she has to use magic to form her hair into passable clothing.
There was an actual reason why they weren't in Sm4sh. Technical problems. The developers were able to get them to work in the Wii U version but couldn't get them to work in the 3DS version, and Sakurai wanted both games to have the same rosters.
The four including the Dark Pit voice actor did really well with the guidance. Too bad no new codecs from Snake, but hey, at least people make up somewhat funny codec lines for characters not debuted in Brawl.
The fact that Palutena thinks rob is “a cute little robot” has filled me with such a fatherly sense of proudness considering that I’ve mailed him since brawl
32:56 Viridi: He could be curled up in a cute, harmless ball Sonic: *NOPE* Also... 36:06 Palutena: He jumped right out of a cartoon Toon Link: How dare you
I can’t find her a bit hypocritical, somehow. Inklings are cephalopods rather than apes, but they have the same intelligence, capacity for technological development, body proportions (in land form), and even many of the same mistakes. Much of their technology even mirrors what humans have made at the height of their power. Viridi perplexes me, sometimes…
Palutena: "You know, I've always wondered if the power of flight would work anywhere besides your wings. Like your hair, for instance." *Rayman CONFIRMED*
These are so funny and tasteful and respectful of every character property and fan base. Also such a great way to get a baseline understanding of the characters in smash. I was always so intimidated by the character roster when I was a kid
@@ja-melvinson7994 And Sephiroth then slices Hades in half and kills him. He killed Galeem. Who subjugated Hades. I think we know who is the most powerful villain among them.
![SAFEPLANET - ดาวเคราะห์ [ THE PLANET ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4X1XL3I_k3c/mqdefault.jpg)
Dark pit gets mentioned
Dark Pit: *YO WHO CALLED*
Squiddycheese I read this while it happened
Read that in Dark Pit’s voice.
*SQUARE UP PIT*
*BITCH YOU TALKIN SHIT, SQUARE UP*
Pit: ............."dark pit" under breath........
Dark pit: *OH HELLO THERE!*
"It's always easy to pick Kirby out of a crowd!" Yeah, he's the one that survives.
Kirby doesn’t see crowds, he sees dinner
@@TheMurrmursonbottle That reminds me of Alex (the lion) from Madagascar movie, where at some point sees his friends as steaks xD
@@BlaseOrpheus XD
it's recycled voice lines from smash4 it's why palutena sounds different for the new comers in smash ultimate
@Not_Sh1v3r "Sakarai is still uscking off kirby"
ironic
strange choice of words there
"Villager, Huh? That's not a very creative name."
"Well what else do you call someone from a village?!"
*Top 10 unsolved mysteries*
Villager is an anagram for the lord of darkness.
duh just call him by his name idiot
"What else do you call someone from a village?!"
I dunno. Maybe Bob?
D E V I L
Killager?
Snake’s interaction at 26:51 is honestly my fav. The way Pit exclaims “I never thought I’d get a chance to fight him again!” is just pure fan-service and it’s so cool to hear.
Yeah since playing snake is awesome
Ahh it’s always nice to see Chico talking about Snake
And Pit never met Raiden since the guy was doomed to stay in PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale with the reboot counterpart of Dante(which if there is ever a sequel, we'll have two Dantes. With the 2000s teen and DMC5 appearances both). Pit definitely managed to avoid drowning with an edgy reboot by Factor 5.
@@masterseal0418 4:44 viridi is right kirby is squishy and cute
"That's Isabelle! She had bells on her head. That's why she Isabelle."
*building collapses*
lmao
lmao
lmao
lmao
lmao
“Didn’t they get kicked out of smash for illegal teaming?”
Oah, world building. That’s when a writer strikes gold
@The Krookodile Hunter
r/woosh
@The Krookodile Hunter Which is exactly why teaming was banned. Pay attention.
Rosalina should’ve been kicked than
@@TheMPERR Rosalina can't chain grab.
It's not accurate, but it's creative.
"That seems rather unscientific"
"Says the angel to the Goddess"
Probably the best thing I've heard
Which character?
@@justas423 ness
"what are you getting at?"
Lol yeah.
Dylan-James Sercy so i gave you the last like you needed to hit 1,2K likes. Your welcome
That “fight first, fanboy later” line for Mario is just perfection.
Right needs a raise
@@Rowlet111 u mean ribby? Idk
And then you have the Megaman one lol
That "L" stands for "Legend"
... I thought it stood for linguini
Or that "L" can mean "Luigi Death Stare"
You're goddamn right it is
Luigi is the "Lucky" one
Well the year start coming and they don’t stop coming.
32:06
Pit: Who's the little guy?
Lucas: "..... I was in Brawl with you"
This is sad, Alexa play despacito *9*
I guess he forgot
He probably didn’t remember.
POWWWAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Blame the localization of Mother 3...
...wait...
I like how if they even remotely bring up Dark Pit, he'll come into the conversation and add in his two cents.
hears the mention of his name from the ethereal plane (bust through the fucking door) *"WHO SUMMONS ME"*
@@aster1760 I mean that's basically how communication worked in kid Icarus uprising, right?
@XenoPhoenix, I'm well aware, was just making a small joke.
@@aster1760 Oh i was trying to make one too xD sorry
@XenoPhoenix, mutual misunderstandings ho!
51:04 If you go on stamina mode he says something different
“No problem, we’re playing on stamina mode!”
Wait really?
@Diego Bustos you use his down taunt. Although, sometimes, it doesn’t trigger right away. I can’t remember if you can just hold it and trigger it, or if you have to press it a certain amount of times.
@@BlindMelonLord it's like pressing it in 1 frame
1.2% Damage 😂
*BOOM!!!*
Fox: That’s the fourth wall who just exploded.
"Just like Link isn't named Zelda"
*NINTENDO KNOWS*
Nintendo always knows,but never let on that they know.
Sheik is a female
@@stardusttodorki2679 After a ton of observation and scientific research it's been determined that Sheik is male not female
PhazonEnder it’s Zelda dressed as Sheik Female
@@I_EaTApple Seems I touched a nerve, clearly you're not familiar with the running gag about Zelda and Sheik. It's called a joke if it bothers you that much you should stay off of the Internet.
28:41
Aww Pit named a Pikachu "PikaPit"? That's TOO cute.
Who's pikapit
it's canon, Pit officially has a Pikachu
Pitachu is a much better name.
Zelda Universe It’s the perfect time to bring Hades Misguidance in Ultimate.👍
@@Rei_Sh0
C'mon, we all know that Pit sucks at giving names
59:35
"She has bells on her head. That's why she Isabelle!"
The pun of the year, everyone
NO, I CANT, GET OUT!!! DX This pun was powerful damn it xD I HADNT EVEN REALIZED IT TIL NOW that her name could be used this way...xD
>Tfw you fall down some stairs with ice tea in your hand
Cinamer oh my god I’m dying
I've heard the same joke before
she doesn't even "have bells on her head". her head is shaped like a bag of them. that was a terrible way for them to introduce the joke.
I like how the in-game explanation for Ice Climbers skipping a game is that they were kicked for illegal teaming.
These conversations are like a couple of friends fanboying and strategizing while playing Smash
I imagined them as a big Nintendo fanatic family, having Palutena as the Cool Single mother, Pit as the jolly and a little dense kid (making him a cinnamon roll or typical anime protagonist), Viridi as the annoying big sister (or evil twin or evil little sister), and last but not least: Dark Pit as Pit’s Goth or Emo twin, all of them adopted by Palutena
That was my thought also.
A, @@user-sn1hi7my7x , C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.
That’s basically the Smash community
@Maurice Johnson WTF, you say?.. THAT WAS A JOKE, YA DOLT!!!!! THAT GUY CALLED HIMSELF "B", SO I MADE A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:50
"Look! Marth dyed his hair red!"
-The Entire Smash Community
lol when roy was first in smash xD
@@stareatershouldeatmystarsxoxo No Marth was first but they both were released at the same game but Roy was technically the first playable Smash original character because he was released in Smash before his own game came out
@@mewthreeraven ik
It's accurate tbh
@@mewthreeraven Pikachu you play as a trainer not pikachu
Ice Climbers Killed me!
“Didn’t they get kicked out of Smash for illegal teaming?”
Alao the "their teamwork been a bit shakey..."referring to desyncing xD
I'm sure it was because of their unfair grabbing moves. Melee wobbles and Brawl chain grabs.
I mean, it was a technical issue, but it's a nice touch this time around.
Palutena: person that tries to help
Viridi: sassy garden god
Dark Pit: villain that came from a mirror
Pit: 13 year old angel warrior that is a professional memer
Yes
Pit is at least 28 after kid Icarus uprising and dark pit isn’t a villain In fact dark pit is actually on of pits closest allies after kid Icarus uprising
Dark Pit is an anti hero more than a villain
I feel that pit is my twin bc he is just like me
Viridi: That's easy, just keep whaling on him!
Kirby: When I finally devour the cosmos within my infinite maw, I will make sure you are the last alive, so that you may look upon the void where all you loved once was.
Mordant Potency just picture Kirby without an expression and it’s a million times better
Where's Kirby's knife tho?
Best comment I've seen.
WHAT LOL
You have changed how I see Kirby forever
23:08 Pit : I wonder how Meta Knight looks under that mask...”. Meta Knight : *N O* **covers face with cape**
That comedic timing, tho.
N o
“Leaving victory up to luck seems like a bad strategy”
*laughs in hero*
Barreethoven *waa’s in Waluigi*
Me : *laughs in spamming Joker's side B*
*Laughs in 9s*
*Laughs in bad at the game*
@@jedimindglitch89
*Laughs in past buttonmasher*
I love how Palutena keeps trying to focus Pit whenever he's in the middle having an existential crisis.
Viridi:
Roy is 15 years old...
Pit:
15 years old?Is that even legal?
*SAYS THE BOY THAT IS 13*
He's actually 25
Nah, he is 2.2949 x 10^925 years old
@@youpickwario1992
Wait what?
No hes not?
@Josiah Ray
Well thats just great...
@@LixiePeachii he's just short
I love how Pit has an existential crisis during Young Link’s guidance
pit has now unlocked a hidden skill: Nihilistic outlook on life
Broke the little poor boys mind
He has an even bigger crisis during Inkling's guidance
Pit: palutena you’re old.
Palutena: *P I T, D O N T M A K E M E S M I T E Y O U.*
Mattymcmattfat, lord of food time Stamp?
Sprinklet 4you 15:45
Pichu:wtf?
Ok boomette
Ok boomer godess
55:15
"Ridley killed Samus's parents when she was young."
Space-age Batman?
😂
Samus: "JUSTICE!!!"
*Puts aliens in hospital but not dead*
She’s just a Swinging! Space-Age! Batman!
That’s messed up!
She's also video game ripley.
Can we just take a second to appreciate the fact that Smash Brothers just casually explained some of the most important and confusing parts of Zelda lore like it was nothing?
EDIT: Yes, I know Smash is non-canon, but that doesn't mean it can't include canonical details. Why mention something as specific as Link not reincarnating like Zelda and Ganon do if it were anything but canon?
Right, I've read so much and watched videos on it to understand (I don't play Zelda), but they did it so succinctly in like a minute and I'll actually remember it this time.
Too bad they didn't explain why the timelines converge in BOTW
God of the Cripples well she is a god
Because they were right: it is the same Ganondord coming back, and all his defeats eventually drive him to despair and madness, turning him into Calamity Ganon, kicking off the game.
Simple because they don't converge :P
"That poor dog looks lost! I'll check it's collar."
Pit...
Pit doesn't know how to read...
Thank you XD
I love this
@@JammsPomms Aww, agreed XD
Pit :Wait i cant read
That’s why if knuckles got added to smash, him and Pit are the worst duo in the game
*because they don’t know how to read*
33:16
Pit: “Who’s this lady Palutena?”
King Dedede: *I was in Brawl with you...*
lol
*oh, that's just lucario*
Ｗｈａｔ ａｂｏｕｔ ｉｔ？
😂
Hahaha
53:22 Viridi’s really channeling her inner Frieza
HELLO MONKEYS
No monkey? Then that means dinosaurs like myself get to make the world their own again
Hohohoh
"Pit, if you had a symbol, it would be in the shape of an armpit"
They must've had fun making these voice lines
Pit sounds like boruto
Teheheeeeee
i bet
They stole my joke from years ago xD
Jayden Bell Nah Pit sounds like Deku from MHA.
"You'll understand when you grow up, Pit."
"One day you'll wake up unable to do things you could in the past."
"Ohhhhhh. Is that what its like for you, Lady Paletena?"
" *Dont make me smite you.* "
My perverted mind thought that Palutena was making a sex joke.
@@DeviltoGeorgia34 Palutena makes a sex joke in KIU
What character was being evaluated when those lines were said? Never mind. I found the character.
@@Adamsmasher93 whats the joke?
@@kelmonfoz4226 just listen to palutena's guidance on pichu.
Palutena: *Actually tries to help*
Viridi: *Sass*
Pit: *Memes*
just like our humanity
Im pit
Mason Climax Viridi is my spirit animal
Dark pit: *Emo*
I'm palutena
Fun fact: When Pit calls R.O.B HVC-012, that actually refers to it's Serial number.
Is that so?
@@christianparrish3292 yes, yes it is.
@@JohnnyofTheSevenSeas cool
"guess she's taking a break from being kidnapped"
"when i think of bowser, i always picture him deep in his castle, steeling for a fight... or just playing golf or racing a go kart"
nintendo we love you
-''Oh look. There is Metroid.''
+''That's not a Metroid! That's Samus!''
-''Just like Link isn't named Zelda.''
+''And like Pit's name isn't Icarus!''
*They know.* lmao
TheLuxael Timestamp?
2:34
Then again, what happened to the fourth wall in Uprising?
Jadeepop it got obliterated
That’s practically breaking the forth wall since The Legend Of Zelda is a series of its own.
It's dialogue like this that really makes me want a sequel to Uprising.
Starzway how do you even get these dialogues?
@@lorenzopastorelli1114 Have Pit use his down taunt on the "Palutena's Temple" stage repeatedly.
Kid Icarus Ultimate for Switch pleeeeeeeease T_T
Especially with Dark Pit’s Guidance outright adding story!
And a few more, tiny bits of world building.
I agree.
0:10: Mario
0:37: Donkey Kong
1:18: Link
2:33: Samus
3:05: Dark Samus
4:05: Yoshi
4:40: Kirby
5:19: Fox
6:09: Pikachu
7:02: Luigi
7:36: Ness
8:26: Captain Falcon
9:10: Jigglypuff
9:44: Peach
10:33: Daisy
11:29: Bowser
12:04: Ice Climbers
12:53: Sheik
13:43: Zelda
14:36: Dr. Mario
15:05: Pichu
15:53: Falco
16:34: Marth
17:12: Lucina
17:56: Young Link
19:00: Ganondorf
20:01: Mewtwo
20:51: Roy
21:36: Chrom
22:28: Mr. Game & Watch
23:05: Meta Knight
23:36: Pit
24:31: Dark Pit
25:13: Zero Suit Samus
25:56: Wario
26:50: Snake
27:26: Ike
28:09: Pokemon Trainer
28:59: Squirtle
29:38: Ivysaur
30:26: Charizard
31:21: Diddy Kong
32:07: Lucas
32:48: Sonic
33:17: King DeDeDe
33:45: Olimar
34:27: Lucario
35:15: R.O.B.
35:58: Toon Link
36:41: Wolf
37:34: Villager
38:04: Mega Man
38:29: Wii Fit Trainer (Female)
39:09: Wii Fit Trainer (Male)
39:36: Rosalina & Luma
40:14: Little Mac
41:01: Greninja
41:44: Palutena
42:16: Pac-Man
42:50: Robin
43:31: Robin (Yes, again)
44:14: Shulk
44:52: Bowser Jr.
45:22: Larry
45:48: Roy
46:14: Wendy
46:39: Iggy
47:04: Morton
47:29: Lemmy
47:56: Ludwig
48:20: Duck Hunt
48:53: Ryu
49:37: Ken
50:35: Cloud
51:11: Corrin
52:05: Bayonetta
53:02: Inkling (Female)
53:56: Inlling (Male)
54:48: Ridley
56:13: Simon
57:23: Richter
58:49: King K. Rool
59:31: Isabelle
1:00:16: Incineroar
1:01:24: Mii (Brawler)
1:02:05: Mii (Swordfighter)
1:02:35: Mii (Gunner)
You *gave up*, didn’t you?
@@jwhawkins6 I think he definitely gave up...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My man is a legend
My man, you are crazy.
t h a t s w h y s h e i s a b e l l e
And Palutena asked Pit to stop making dumb jokes...
t h a t s t h e n e u t r o n s t y l e a l r i g h t
HA HA HA SO FUCKING FUNNY
could palutena handle the neutron stylw
@@Belks1453 she can handle my neutron style anyday >:)
“She’s overrated if you ask me”
Viridi talking about Isabelle
Everything changed when the infinite assist trophies attacked
Me: "Would you care to explain this being overrated!?"
Excuse me,isabel is not overrated
you two do get that it’s a joke right?
@@bluescreen828 I know, just going along with it. Just my response to Viridi if I had the ability to respond back in the game, with my point finger pointing to Isabelle using infinite assist trophies. ;)
Hammer Bro 19 ahhh ok
“52:10 “Wearer of questionable outfits”
I mean, she’s right.
Palutena is not one to speak: Her dress and necklace are pretty much are made and positioned respectively to make you look at her breasts.
@@masonsaccount Yet she does a pole dance as a taunt...
Gogeto ssj50
Bayonetta is naked. Palutena just has a dress.
@@Gogetossj50
Yeah, but at least her clothes aren't made out of her own hair.
@@Gogetossj50 And before Sakurai had to change her design for CERO, her dress was designed in such a way that getting a peak of her knickers would've been incredibly easy in the heat of battle.
57:27 I love how Alucard just pops in on Richter’s guidance.😂
Isn’t he the same VA that voices Sasuke in dub?
@@patrickmarzo2419 Yep. He also voices Marth. Yuri Lowenthal.
Fun fact: He is nominated for the “Best Performance Award” at the game awards for voicing Spider-Man in Spider-Man 2.
@@loganthevillager9176 which he didn’t win, which in my opinion is BS
@@Animestar21 True.
@@patrickmarzo2419yes
52:56 "If you get caught in one of her combos, just like, wiggle around or something."
They really referenced the "Just SDI" meme. lol
"Look! Marth dyed his hair red!"
"Actually that's Roy"
*wHeEzE*
our boy...
The Young Lion:
Roy
The Cool One:
Roy
"He's 15, is that even legal?"
Uhh...
@domonchief The inklings are 14, and the Seven Little Terrors are probably single-digit age. It's fine.
@@melonscumpthin8643
Marth
*dyes hair red*
The cooler Marth
"Does that mean it's OP against Ganondorf?"
"No, Ganondorf's from a different game."
Best explanation for why the Master Sword doesn't deal more damage to Ganondorf I've ever heard.
Making that joke was probably the only reason they made everyone NOT use the Twilight Princess designs again
@@samufinland5765 Link fuk boiz
Paradoxical Outcome But then why do the Falchion's not do any bonus damage to Corrin 🤔
But the master sword is technically the same one across the games. It never gets destroyed, reforged, or anything across those lines
@@skycaptain39 Link gets reforging upgrades to the Master Sword in several of his games.
57:25 fun fact for the people that didn’t notice, but the person voicing Alucard is also the same person who voices Sasuke’s dub voice
I think everyone noticed actually-
Yuri?
@@adamdimitri2562yes. He also voices Marth ever since Code Name STEAM.
Yeah.
Yuri Lowenthal.
Other roles he's played include the protagonist of Persona 3 (Original, FES and Portable), Yosuke in Persona 4, Haseo in .Hack//G.U, and more recently, Peter Parker in the Insomniac Spider Man games.
"ridley confirmed"
"is that canon?"
pit is literally just one of us but like in the game
Wait. Is this a new timeline?!
Look! Marth dyed his hair red!
15 years old?! Is that even legal?!
Whoa whoa whoa! Wait a second. If I'm fighting against an Inkling, then... WHAT YEAR IS IT RIGHT NOW?!
@@Bunk336 i lost 90% of my respect for Pit after he mistook inklings for octolings.
Alternate title: Nintendo making fun of themselves for an hour
alternate alternate title: palutena breaking the 4th wall for an hour
And making fun of Sega for 3 minutes. I'm talking about Sonic if you don't know what I mean.
Alternate pit: hello I am breaking the 4 wall
Pit saying "Does that mean it's OP against Ganondorf?!" gives me sweet life every time and I adore Sakurai's writing. I don't know if he wrote the Guidance talks, but he wrote ALL of Uprising.
Alternative title: 3 Cosplayers make fun of Japanese company
Pit, a little respect, please.
Daisy's only been kidnapped once in all 29 years of her appearances.
he just doesn't believe daisy and peach are different people.
@@fiendfi7119 I mean, she did originate from a mistranslation, soooooo
In Mario Party 3, she straight up slapped Bowser into space.
So yeah, she deserves respect.
@@zingerx2554 HI IM DAISY
And Pit knows Bowser kidnapped Zelda more than Daisy.
OR ARE THEY THE SAME CHARACTER?!?!?!
Lucas: Had one of the most traumatic experience in his life
Viridi: L+ratio+your mom died+your bother died+no house+depressed
The list can go on honestly
Did I just watched one hour of Palutena giving fight tips to Pit?
Yes, I did, and I enjoyed it.
Ikr? It's like reading discord messages after you left it for hours
I watched it again except I read the comments this time
I got tired of reading ;-;
Same
Gun?!
55:17 Palutena: Ridley killed Samus's parents when she was young
Me: Correction... He *Ate* her parents.
1. It was to censors for those on certain Countries
2. He did technically killed them so .... Yeah
Wait I thought samus’s dad died from an explosion
@@gimmethesaucebro3797 That's in the manga.
I’ll be honest I’ve never actually played a Metroid game, but that’s pretty cold
@@wyattlevine2000 it only happens in the manga
*The following is an actual hilarious scenario that took place during Mr. Game & Watch’s Guidance*
Viridi: “Watch out for Number 9, Pit.”
Pit: “Uh, wha--“
*Due to CPU being on, Game & Watch legit hits me with a Number 9, and Pit’s Death cuts off the Guidance at the perfect moment*
Magnificent.
LMAO
I imagined what that would look like and it made me laugh so hard XD
He’s ordering more than big smoke
Perfect timing.
I just love how Dark Pit just pops up when they mention him! 🤣🤣
12:26
24:33
37:11
If I can be honest… I think Fox and Wolf have a relationship more similar to Mario and Wario than Pit and Dark Pit… Except they fight more often. (That’s probably because Star Fox has much less games than Mario.)
He's like that one person in your group chat who rarely replies but always reads the texts
"Pittoo"
"What's a KO?"
"Good Luck Pit"
LOL THAT GIRL IS SAVAGE
For pit he can be dumb as he want he is not truly gone since people in smash have stock and when the final stock get wasted the character gives up the fight and that is how they win so technically she is not the savage
Pit never learned how to read
Lady Palutena you forgot to tell Pit about greninja’s other technique called shadow sneak because greninja will sneak into the shadows behind him and strike unexpected
Y didn’t you tell pit about yoshi’s tax fraud?
Adorable Kitties lol
What about Mario's terminal 5 cancer?
mrs. palutena, nice to see you again. haven't seen you since we took down Galeem
For those watching on a mobile.
Mario - 0:09
Donkey Kong - 0:36
Link - 1:18
Samus - 2:33
Dark Samus - 3:06
Yoshi - 4:04
Kirby - 4:39
Fox - 5:18
Pikachu - 6:10
Luigi - 7:02
Ness - 7:36
Captain Falcon - 8:27
Jigglypuff - 9:09
Peach - 9:44
Daisy - 10:32
Bowser - 11:28
Ice Climbers - 12:04
Sheik - 12:54
Zelda - 13:42
Dr. Mario - 14:35
Pichu - 15:05
Falco - 15:52
Marth - 16:34
Lucina - 17:11
Young Link - 17:55
Ganondorf - 18:59
Mewtwo - 20:01
Roy - 20:50
Chrom - 21:36
Mr. Game & Watch - 22:27
Meta Knight - 23:05
Pit - 23:35
Dark Pit - 24:32
Zero Suit Samus - 25:13
Wario - 25:57
Snake - 26:50
Ike - 27:25
Pokémon Trainer - 28:08
Squirtle - 28:59
Ivysaur - 29:37
Charizard - 30:26
Diddy Kong - 31:21
Lucas - 32:06
Sonic - 32:47
King Dedede - 33:16
Olimar - 33:45
Lucario - 34:27
R.O.B. - 35:14
Toon Link - 35:57
Wolf - 36:41
Villager - 37:34
Mega Man - 38:05
Female Wii Fit Trainer - 38:29
Male Wii Fit Trainer - 39:05
Rosalina & Luma - 39:36
Little Mac - 40:15
Greninja - 41:01
Palutena - 41:43
Pac-Man - 42:16
Male Robin - 42:49
Female Robin 43:32
Shulk - 44:15
Bowser Jr. - 44:52
Larry - 45:23
Roy - 45:48
Wendy - 46:14
Iggy - 46:39
Morton - 47:04
Lemmy - 47:30
Ludwig - 47:55
Duck Hunt - 48:21
Ryu - 48:52
Ken - 49:38
Cloud - 50:36
Corrin - 51:14
Bayonetta - 52:05
Inkling Girl - 53:02
Inkling Boy - 53:55
Ridley - 54:49
Simon - 56:13
Richter - 57:22
King K. Rool - 58:48
Isabelle - 59:30
Incineroar - 1:00:20
Mii Brawler - 1:01:25
Mii Swordsman - 1:02:06
Mii Gunner - 1:02:35
Thanks!
Thanks Dude
And not all capes wear heroes,
JDarkAngeI z
Bless you
I love the implication that as gods, Palutana and Viridi have access to view all of the fighter's realities as they happen but choose not to interfere as it is not their own. that's kinda cool
So Yoshi is an abomination
And Pit is crushing hard on Zelda
Young Link gives Pit an existential crisis
And Viridi is still a snarky little bitch.
Also Inklings
Awesomeshrimp7 and Pit asks if Roy is legal for something
Viridi flips out over Mewtwo existing
Pit is so close to becoming Owlman lol.
Bayonetta. Nemesis of angels. Slaugtherer of Centurions. Wearer of *questionable* outfits.
Palutena 2018
Omfl Nintendo!
Edit: OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKES!!! :DD
She jealous much XD
The Wii Neko Don't forget that Palutena called Sheik "his" and "him" while Sheik is Ze... alternate! 😂
*Wearer of no outfits
Why the f*ck are her outfit questionable
I know you can see her entire back, but come on!
@@georgspielberger9780 Bayonetta walks around the battlefield completely naked; because SSB does not involve actual smashing, she has to use magic to form her hair into passable clothing.
So...
The Reason The Ice Climbers Were Gone...
Was Because They Were Kicked For Teaming Up...
Man I Just Love These Easter Eggs!
There was an actual reason why they weren't in Sm4sh. Technical problems. The developers were able to get them to work in the Wii U version but couldn't get them to work in the 3DS version, and Sakurai wanted both games to have the same rosters.
THIS IS NOW CANON AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.
Damn wobbling.
Why wasn’t duck hunt kicked out then? They have three people in their team
@@someguyontheinternet8793 uhhhh..... animals don't count????
I love that they actually talk about the Subspace Emissary. It’s the reason that Brawl is still my favorite.
The new conversations for Zelda and Ganondorf are well done! Viridi is way too adorable when trying to copy Zelda's telepathic powers on Pit.
@TwilightBytes Who doesn't have a crush on ALBW Zelda? She's adorable!
True
If their is one I'm happy about at least its the captain N Pit
Pit x Viridi is the best Ship
Zelda Universe can’t wait for the next hades misguidance!!!!
I just love how Viridi, Palutena and Pit are fans of Megaman. Pure.
It is the only thing that I like about Palutena and Viridi
@@inesatt1313 dang
Ikr??? I noticed that they really like videogames, specially Pit
HARD KNUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!
Viridi: i hope he busts out his mega blaster ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Died at Cloud's. "You should us fire on him. He's like, 50% hairspray!" DAMMIT VIRIDI I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A DRINK.
42:24
He's one year older than Mario
PAC-MAN gives a thumbs up and winks straight after.
My my, how coincidental
Viridi highkey tryna get in Roy's pants
"Is that even legal?"
-Pit 2k18
Is there gonna be a ship?
If so, here are the two possibilities for the name:
Pitelda
or the better version...
zit
Viridi is a thirsty smol confirmed.
Viridi is 8
*FBI OPEN UP*
Jordan Guy it’s viridi wanting to marry Roy the royalty
@miku fan Viridi is a goddess, she is probally over 1000 years old
28:41 Pit has a Pikachu named PikaPit. Just let that sink in.
I already have a sink in, i dont need another
Oh god what does it want now
He also let him die. Let *that* sink in.
Pitachu would have been better
What
Did I...?
Did I... just watch the entire thing?
Over an hour of this? Wow props to the voice actors.
Yea I feel the same way lol😂😂
I bet they had a blast with this
The four including the Dark Pit voice actor did really well with the guidance. Too bad no new codecs from Snake, but hey, at least people make up somewhat funny codec lines for characters not debuted in Brawl.
actually 5
@@girexx7979 Oh yeah, I forgot Dracula's son.
The fact that Palutena thinks rob is “a cute little robot” has filled me with such a fatherly sense of proudness considering that I’ve mailed him since brawl
25:13
Pit: Who’s that woman?
ZSS: Bruh, I’ve been with u ever since Brawl
It’s funny because he definitely remembered Snake when he saw him yet not ZSS. Writers made an oopsie
I think it has to do with ZSS only being a fighting character after using her Final Smash in her armored suit probably, I dunno
Including the trailer when they were about to fight wario came in
@@CraftyCarrot yy
Cake _Queen He does the same thing with Lucas lol
32:56
Viridi: He could be curled up in a cute, harmless ball
Sonic: *NOPE*
Also...
36:06
Palutena: He jumped right out of a cartoon
Toon Link: How dare you
MagicCat 360 Oh really?
MagicCat 360 r/facepalm
MagicCat 360 no way it’s almost as if that was the joke
RDK Nijjar 23:06 pit: “I wonder what meta knight looks like under that mask” meta knight: *hides behind cape
Kinda amusing how viridi hates humanity but fawns over all the fire emblem characters
the nintendo fire emblem handjobs are getting too real
Y U P
@@Sitzkrieg Yeah
I know
Wheres my toon characters?
53:20 makes sense Viridi would be happy about that, being the Goddess of Nature and all
Everyone: Wait, you mean…
Mario: In 12000… Luigi and I… would be dead?! Then…
Everyone: WHAT YEAR IT IS RIGHT NOW?!?!
I can’t find her a bit hypocritical, somehow. Inklings are cephalopods rather than apes, but they have the same intelligence, capacity for technological development, body proportions (in land form), and even many of the same mistakes.
Much of their technology even mirrors what humans have made at the height of their power.
Viridi perplexes me, sometimes…
Palutena: "You know, I've always wondered if the power of flight would work anywhere besides your wings. Like your hair, for instance."
*Rayman CONFIRMED*
GOD I hope it is really a reference to Rayman.
Josh Riley He is a spirit RIP
@@saetitia909 *Oof*
Hey DIXIE KONG CONFIRMED AS WELL
Josh Riley where’s that line from
"Look! Marth dyed his hair red!"
"That's actually Roy"
Damn, Pit. Damn.
rubbing salt in the wound
That is why I'm gonna enjoy destroying him with OUR BOI ROY
I don't mind it, Roy is still a semi clone of Marth and he's actually viable in this game.
@@ssbk65 nah, Roy is not even close to being a clone. The side special is the only thing that is similar. (Minus the fire effects)
@@mastertjt56 his smash attacks are similar to Marth's but the different properties aka tipper and hilt make them world's different
54:49
Literally everyone:
*_RIDLEY CONFIRMED_*
Probubly my favorate line in there. Also Chrome's lines.
XD
Ridley confirmed dude!
Love that line
The more I hear these interactions, the more I want another Kid Icarus game. I love hearing everyone talking together.
I love the relationship between these three.
What about pitoo?
Viridi is totally jealous~
Its like a TV show lol
Especially during the mega man one.
4*
32:51
Sonic:
*Every second you're not running I am only getting closer.*
Funnu
😭😭😭
Mario - 0:09
Donkey Kong - 0:36
Link - 1:18
Samus - 2:33
Dark Samus - 3:06
Yoshi - 4:04
Kirby - 4:39
Fox - 5:18
Pikachu - 6:10
Luigi - 7:02
Ness - 7:36
Captain Falcon - 8:27
Jigglypuff - 9:09
Peach - 9:44
Daisy - 10:32
Bowser - 11:28
Ice Climbers - 12:04
Sheik - 12:54
Zelda - 13:42
Dr. Mario - 14:35
Pichu - 15:05
Falco - 15:52
Marth - 16:34
Lucina - 17:11
Young Link - 17:55
Ganondorf - 18:59
Mewtwo - 20:01
Roy - 20:50
Chrom - 21:36
Mr. Game & Watch - 22:27
Meta Knight - 23:05
Pit - 23:35
Dark Pit - 24:32
Zero Suit Samus - 25:13
Wario - 25:57
Snake - 26:50
Ike - 27:25
Pokémon Trainer - 28:08
Squirtle - 28:59
Ivysaur - 29:37
Charizard - 30:26
Diddy Kong - 31:21
Lucas - 32:06
Sonic - 32:47
King Dedede - 33:16
Olimar - 33:45
Lucario - 34:27
R.O.B. - 35:14
Toon Link - 35:57
Wolf - 36:41
Villager - 37:34
Mega Man - 38:05
Female Wii Fit Trainer - 38:29
Male Wii Fit Trainer - 39:05
Rosalina & Luma - 39:36
Little Mac - 40:15
Greninja - 41:01
Palutena - 41:43
Pac-Man - 42:16
Male Robin - 42:49
Female Robin 43:32
Shulk - 44:15
Bowser Jr. - 44:52
Larry - 45:23
Roy - 45:48
Wendy - 46:14
Iggy - 46:39
Morton - 47:04
Lemmy - 47:30
Ludwig - 47:55
Duck Hunt - 48:21
Ryu - 48:52
Ken - 49:38
Cloud - 50:36
Corrin - 51:14
Bayonetta - 52:05
Inkling Girl - 53:02
Inkling Boy - 53:55
Ridley - 54:49
Simon - 56:13
Richter - 57:22
King K. Rool - 58:48
Isabelle - 59:30
Incineroar - 1:00:20
Mii Brawler - 1:01:25
Mii Swordsman - 1:02:06
Mii Gunner - 1:02:35
*IS IN THE DESCRIPTION*
Yeah, but those doesn't work on mobile, only the ones in the comments.
Huh, so Sheik IS male! Ah-ha! Take that, whoever I've argued with about it ;)
Thank you
Not all heroes wear capes.
THANK YOU
0:09 - Mario
0:35 - Donkey Kong
1:18 - Link
2:33 - Samus Aran
3:06 - Dark Samus
4:04 - Yoshi
4:39 - Kirby
5:18 - Fox
6:09 - Pikachu
7:01 - Luigi
7:35 - Ness
8:27 - Captain Falcon
9:09 - Jigglypuff
9:43 - Peach
10:31 - Daisy
11:28 - Bowser
12:03 - Ice Climbers
12:53 - Sheik
13:42 - Zelda
14:35 - Doctor Mario
15:05 - Pichu
15:52 - Falco
16:34 - Marth
17:11 - Lucina
17:55 - Young Link
18:59 - Ganondorf
20:00 - Mewtwo
20:50 - Roy
21:36 - Chrom
22:27 - Mr Game & Watch
23:04 - Meta Knight
23:35 - Pit
24:32 - Dark Pit
25:13 - Zero Suit Samus
25:57 - Wario
26:50 - Snake
27:25 - Ike
28:08 - Pokémon Trainer
28:58 - Squirtle
29:36 - Ivysaur
30:25 - Charizard
31:21 - Diddy Kong
32:05 - Lucas
32:46 - Sonic the Hedgehog
33:16 - King Dedede
33:44 - Olimar
34:27 - Lucario
35:13 - R.O.B
35:56 - Toon Link
36:41 - Wolf
37:33 - Villager
38:04 - Mega Man
38:29 - Wii Fit Trainer Female
39:04 - Wii Fit Trainer Male
39:36 - Rosalina and Luma
40:14 - Little Mac
41:01 - Greninja
41:43 - Palutena
42:16 - Pacman
42:48 - Robin Male
43:32 - Robin Female
44:13 - Shulk
44:52 - Bowser Jr
45:23 - Larry Koopa
45:48 - Roy Koopa
46:13 - Wendy Koopa
46:39 - Iggy Koopa
47:03 - Morton Koopa
47:29 - Lemmy Koopa
47:55 - Lidwig Von Koopa
48:22 - Duck Hunt
48:52 - Ryu
49:38 - Ken
50:36 - Cloud
51:13 - Corrin
52:05 - Bayonetta
53:01 - Inkling Female
53:55 - Inkling Male
54:49 - Ridley
56:12 - Simon
57:21 - Richter
58:49 - King K. Rool
59:31 - Isabelle
1:00:20 - Incineroar
1:01:24 - Mii Brawler
1:02:06 - Mii Swordfighter
1:02:35 - Mii Gunner
"You even have the same 'glorified palette swap' thing going on."
*ICE BURN*
Sakurai low-key throwing shade at himself
I like how Pit has a crush on Zelda and is an Isabelle fan. Sakurai listened to the fanbases head canons.
UNBLOCKED!
Let's be honest everyone liked Isabelle was everyone's head cannon.
@@jhart6764 I dont like furries they're gross and I agree with Viridi. She's over rated
Like, literally isabelle has been the only disappointing character reveal in any smash since 64 for me. So yeah, i dont really like her.
Sakurai hasn't listened to the fanbases headcanon 😂
Pit: Who’s that lady Palutena?
Palutena: That’s Lebron James, he gives people Sprite cranberries during the holidays
Pit: Wow! That’s really generous!
Pit: This must be the thirstiest time of the year!
Viridi: Another human? (sigh)
Palutena: Is a weird drink for the humans, be careful for don’t taste it!
BuY my BoOks PleAse XD
Palutena: don't underestimate the sprite's flavor Pit
These are so funny and tasteful and respectful of every character property and fan base. Also such a great way to get a baseline understanding of the characters in smash. I was always so intimidated by the character roster when I was a kid
Thats one of the koopalings
Thats one of the koopalings
Thats one of the koopalings
Thats one of the koopalings
NightStormFox is it one of the koopalings?
Nougatbar I think it is one of those koopalings.
*tilts head*
Thats one of the koopalings?
NightStormFox Hmm. The resemblance to Bowser Jr. is strong.
"I hope he busts out his mega buster"
Wow calm down there Viridi, take him to dinner first
FBI OPEN UP
AssistVsAngry I was talking about the Loli but alright
And wouldn't be considered bestaility of the most extreme, since she's a goddess and he's a robot?
I find it funny pit and palutena refer to dark pit as dark pit only when he’s not around. Makes me think they just call him pittoo to piss him off
I never even played Kid Icarus Uprising but I love their family dynamic so much just because of this game
Admit it: we ALL call him Pittoo.
@@phari4820 yeah the game is really charming
They do
They don’t curse why you curse
Viridi: oh look it's Metroid!
Pit: That's not a Metroid, that's Samus!
Guys guys, you're both right
Mario - 0:09
Donkey Kong - 0:36
Link - 1:18
Samus - 2:33
Dark Samus - 3:06
Yoshi - 4:04
Kirby - 4:39
Fox - 5:18
Pikachu - 6:10
Luigi - 7:02
Ness - 7:36
Captain Falcon - 8:27
Jigglypuff - 9:09
Peach - 9:44
Daisy - 10:32
Bowser - 11:28
Ice Climbers - 12:04
Sheik - 12:54
Zelda - 13:42
Dr. Mario - 14:35
Pichu - 15:05
Falco - 15:52
Marth - 16:34
Lucina - 17:11
Young Link - 17:55
Ganondorf - 18:59
Mewtwo - 20:01
Roy - 20:50
Chrom - 21:36
Mr. Game & Watch - 22:27
Meta Knight - 23:05
Pit - 23:35
Dark Pit - 24:32
Zero Suit Samus - 25:13
Wario - 25:57
Snake - 26:50
Ike - 27:25
Pokémon Trainer - 28:08
Squirtle - 28:59
Ivysaur - 29:37
Charizard - 30:26
Diddy Kong - 31:21
Lucas - 32:06
Sonic - 32:47
King Dedede - 33:16
Olimar - 33:45
Lucario - 34:27
R.O.B. - 35:14
Toon Link - 35:57
Wolf - 36:41
Villager - 37:34
Mega Man - 38:05
Female Wii Fit Trainer - 38:29
Male Wii Fit Trainer - 39:05
Rosalina & Luma - 39:36
Little Mac - 40:15
Greninja - 41:01
Palutena - 41:43
Pac-Man - 42:16
Male Robin - 42:49
Female Robin 43:32
Shulk - 44:15
Bowser Jr. - 44:52
Larry - 45:23
Roy - 45:48
Wendy - 46:14
Iggy - 46:39
Morton - 47:04
Lemmy - 47:30
Ludwig - 47:55
Duck Hunt - 48:21
Ryu - 48:52
Ken - 49:38
Cloud - 50:36
Corrin - 51:14
Bayonetta - 52:05
Inkling Girl - 53:02
Inkling Boy - 53:55
Ridley - 54:49
Simon - 56:13
Richter - 57:22
King K. Rool - 58:48
Isabelle - 59:30
Incineroar - 1:00:20
Mii Brawler - 1:01:25
Mii Swordsman - 1:02:06
Mii Gunner - 1:02:35
For mobile users
God right here
I can read the description just fine you know
Thanks!
@@cananada7143 not on mobile
Omg as a mobile user I love you
38:06
I see a trio of Megaman fans.
I respect them now.
But it’s like they’re asking for him to shoot them
True
No no no! It's QUADRO Mega fans! (And yes, I'm the 4th and most familiar with Mega Man! ;) *sigh* so legendary...)
*SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT!*
“I hope he busts out his mega buster...”
I think viridi is a little...TOO much of a fan...
2:14
I just heard a Nintendo character say "op".
WHAT THE-
What the F*#/$
@Kayden Laundry I knew someone would do this.
i didn't haer it
Me when I notice a Spongebob episode is called 'CopyBob DittoPants'
WHAT THE *drill* WAS T- oh wait wrong game
33:52
I love how the Yellow and Red Pikmin lay down while the Blue Pikmin stands there while Pit is talking
*“Just like Link isn’t named Zelda”* I love that
KawaiiHotCocoa Master of D00m is triggered!
KawaiiHotCocoa Zelda is a boy and you play as him
yung.breasy Lol I know that already.
"And like pit isint named Icarus" Same!
When?
Pit: What's PSI?
Palutena: It stands for Pounds per Square Inch.
Pit: What's PSI?
Palutena: It stands for... PIT! STOP IT!
38:54 Viridi: Angels are nothing more than divine interns!
Sephiroth: your pre trial of immortality has expired
Sephiroth cannot be hired😂
*One-Winged Angel starts blaring.*
Sephiroth working under Hades though…
@@roderickspencerjr.2482 I feel like so long as Hades says “yeah, I’ll get you cloud” it can be done…maybe.
@@ja-melvinson7994 And Sephiroth then slices Hades in half and kills him.
He killed Galeem.
Who subjugated Hades.
I think we know who is the most powerful villain among them.
32:32 "SHOW KNOW MERCY! Launch this crybaby to the stars!"
that is literally child abuse
Viridi don’t care for sad backstories.