"Women just aren't as sexual as men". Uh, that ain't it. Right there he summed up the root problem with his thinking and these kinds of guys (pick up artists and the men who fall for their "guidance"). It's so oversimplified and frankly just unintelligent to think that "Women just aren't as sexual as men".
I said this under someone elses comment: he must be terrible in bed, giving him the impression that we don't want sex just as much. If a guy makes it all about his pleasure in bed and doesn't make a girl cum, she's not going to be as eager next time 🤷♀️
@Swordedge "get nailed" I don't get nailed, sex isn't something that is "done to me", I have it. Does it upset you to hear that some women have just as much of a sex drive, especially if their partners are good in bed? 😜
@Swordedge Wow, what an irrelevant and invasive question. Wait...*Richard?!* 😂 Seriously though- is that meant to be an insult, supposed to offend us...or what?
I mean... At least he realises negging doesn't work...That puts him leagues above other pick-up artists who think insulting a woman to her face is a good way to make her like you. Yes, we do realise a backhanded compliment is a disguised insult and no, it generally does not impress us. It betrays that you're *so* insecure that you need to try to break us down before dating us- which shows that *you* think you're outta our league. ......Yes, I've been negged before. Actually quite liked the guy before he started doing that, but I could never be with someone who casually insults me because he's insecure- are you kidding me?
@@bookbad2356 Nah dude, this isn't how you meet people. Stopping random strangers on the street is weird in and of itself but doing so regularly trying to get laid is the epitome of bizarre, creepy behavior.
@@estebanrodas31 Then how do you meet people? Let’s say you see someone you used to go to school with on the street and want to say hello, do you just not do it?
CallMeKevin played the second game of this series and it's so hilarious. I'm so glad my bois are checkin it out. We all know elvis and pig are super Chads so they don't need games like this.
@@rudy1999 how do you make friends? How do you talk to, you know, normal people? Different people like different things, there's no pick up manual that will work on all women, but making sure you aren't a weirdo approaching random people on the street is a good start.
Yeah whenever I followed that bullshit dating advice in the past I felt awkward and uncomfortable and it NEVER worked. Just treat women like normal people, that is it. That is where I found success, attraction is built over time. The best partners are the ones you meet at first as friend and get to know them over a while not the ones you became infatuated with simply because of looks.
@@Queefersutherland97 Bruh last time i heard about him was back when he was saying that dimensions or universes are merging or something, and now hes marring pokemon
"Girls just aren't as sexual as guys" The most perverted friends I've ever had were girls, and the ones that talked about sex the most when I was in high school were girls so that's false advertising.
What's bad about the fake number thing is that guys now will IMMEDIATELY call it in front of you and know you gave them a fake number. I've had guys hold me up more than once trying to make sure I didn't give a fake number which just makes me feel worse, more uncomfortable, and just wish to disappear on the spot.
I wouldn't really call this a game, it's just video clips with different endings, all of which are terrible. Even those Henry Stickman flash games are more games than this is. I feel like this is supposed to be satire, but I really can't tell..
I tried half of these maneuvers on women in my area. But only thing I got was free ankle bracelet and a shit ton of restrainer orders. At least I have an excuse to stay home now🤷🏾♂️👍🏾
The face he's making in the picture slideshow from the beginning, really just makes it look like he is smirking to himself because he just let out a silent but deadly fart attack and you just got within smell-shot. 🤙🦸♀️💨
Ah yes, that’s actually how my parents met. They bonded over having the same name, but his is spelled entirely different. He legally changed it once they were together for 3 months. It’s been 32 years and even though it gets a little confusing to have 2 parents with the exact same FULL name, they’ve never been happier. 😐😑🙄 Coincidentally, my ex pretended to be an a*s model. Twas love at first almost-squeeze... we broke up once all of the allegations came in though >_>
Haha I could very well see you guys pump out this kind of content. Saw dunkey's video about his game but it's nice to see alienbacon take their time to savor the foul taste of macho simulator
Watching every clip from this video was like the visual and auditorial equivalent of stepping on shards of glass with burning coals underneath. I wanted to click off, but the only thing keeping me watching this video was hearing their jokes and commentary on this train wreck.
15:43 - He literally talks about his job like Tommy Wiseau in The Room. As non descriptive as possible :D My god. Thinking about them shooting all of this footage is just sooo cringy. Can't believe it. Almost kind of think he might be a troll, but not sure. And if he is, well kudos, one of the best ever. But, yeah, got a sad feeling it isn't.
I remember being like 7 and watching my brother watch someone play the game. Think it was that pudpied guy. Hated him, so loud and so many curse words. But there was nothing better to do.
I'm really not an sjw or even a feminist, but the fact that some dudes don't see women as people, but either as objects or some nut to be cracked hurts my insides.
"we have never seen a woman in our lives" -two straight married men
That's the joke
New plan. Don't approach a girl you dont know on the street.
How else do you meet someone other then approaching them?
Rah Rah Rasputin
He wasn’t being a perv though
Rah Rah Rasputin
Oh ok
Like ur plan
@@bookbad2356 NOT that way I'm sure kkjkj
"Women just aren't as sexual as men". Uh, that ain't it. Right there he summed up the root problem with his thinking and these kinds of guys (pick up artists and the men who fall for their "guidance"). It's so oversimplified and frankly just unintelligent to think that "Women just aren't as sexual as men".
I agree we just dont like creepy guys. This guy uses women as a prop that just wheired.
I said this under someone elses comment: he must be terrible in bed, giving him the impression that we don't want sex just as much. If a guy makes it all about his pleasure in bed and doesn't make a girl cum, she's not going to be as eager next time 🤷♀️
@Swordedge "get nailed" I don't get nailed, sex isn't something that is "done to me", I have it.
Does it upset you to hear that some women have just as much of a sex drive, especially if their partners are good in bed? 😜
@Swordedge How to out yourself as desperate blue ball on the internet
@Swordedge
Wow, what an irrelevant and invasive question. Wait...*Richard?!*
😂
Seriously though- is that meant to be an insult, supposed to offend us...or what?
The only thing hes picking up is people from his white van
The girls in his bed are literally props, holy shit
😅😅😅😅😅
prophunt
Girls aren't objects
@@kharnsagara that wasn't the point the women are just sitting there for no reason like props you should open ur eyes next time
@@Tax_fraud_ that was sarcasm maybe you should try to understand next time
This guy has the charisma of wet bread
why is this so accurate
Idk i feel bad for him, he seems depressed
@@mori5271
Probably because women wouldn't get with him unless he paid them, he seems incredibly insecure
Wet bread *is* pretty hot
At least a soaked baked good could get a woman wet if it threw itself hard enough at her
I mean... At least he realises negging doesn't work...That puts him leagues above other pick-up artists who think insulting a woman to her face is a good way to make her like you. Yes, we do realise a backhanded compliment is a disguised insult and no, it generally does not impress us. It betrays that you're *so* insecure that you need to try to break us down before dating us- which shows that *you* think you're outta our league.
......Yes, I've been negged before. Actually quite liked the guy before he started doing that, but I could never be with someone who casually insults me because he's insecure- are you kidding me?
Plot twist:
All of these options are creepy as hell 😐
How?
@@bookbad2356 I don't think most women want to be stopped on the street by some rando
@@lydiaking6341
I mean, that’s how you meet people, especially when they’re apparently someone you know from school.
@@bookbad2356 Nah dude, this isn't how you meet people. Stopping random strangers on the street is weird in and of itself but doing so regularly trying to get laid is the epitome of bizarre, creepy behavior.
@@estebanrodas31
Then how do you meet people?
Let’s say you see someone you used to go to school with on the street and want to say hello, do you just not do it?
This game has a sequal and the dude is kind of self aware in it about the reputation of his games. There's a fun Easter egg in the sequal.
you spelt sequel wrong twice
@@eggboii1571 nobody actually cares
@@THeOliveGardin you do apparently
CallMeKevin played the second game of this series and it's so hilarious. I'm so glad my bois are checkin it out. We all know elvis and pig are super Chads so they don't need games like this.
Hey is mole 3 available to talk?
This game about how to talk to/pick up women has a disappointing yet unsurprising lack of input from.... you know..... women.
How do you pick them up then? Haven't had any luck ever, must be my 6'6 tall frame that scares them away.
Men telling men about women, timeless tradition. 😂
@@rudy1999 how do you make friends? How do you talk to, you know, normal people?
Different people like different things, there's no pick up manual that will work on all women, but making sure you aren't a weirdo approaching random people on the street is a good start.
@@sorryifoldcomment8596
Not to mention telling women about themselves. 🙄
"You like nuts you said" The cringe in this bus is ASTRONOMICAL JSJAHDJSKSDJ
This game is for guys who have absolutely no clue what to say to women. Apparently there is a big market with that demographic.
how sad
How so?
Yeah whenever I followed that bullshit dating advice in the past I felt awkward and uncomfortable and it NEVER worked. Just treat women like normal people, that is it. That is where I found success, attraction is built over time. The best partners are the ones you meet at first as friend and get to know them over a while not the ones you became infatuated with simply because of looks.
Yeah no shit gamers can't talk to women
Chris-chan would appreciate the existence of this game.
No. He’s married to magichan now 😌
@@notavailabletilltomorrow dont forget about mewtwo hes happily married to them both
@@notavailabletilltomorrow wait he got married? Or is it just him making up stuff again
@@Queefersutherland97 Bruh last time i heard about him was back when he was saying that dimensions or universes are merging or something, and now hes marring pokemon
Hes still on the dimensional merge and that's why his husband's are valid and real he often trades bodies with sonichu so he can be with them 😂
That guy is the incarnation of the word insecure.
It's like watching a 17th century vampire try to get pray in 2020 and his only research was memes
Damn.. 😂 memes and *blah blah blaah*
So many guys have just started walking next to me like that. One of them just sort of creepily whispered at me as well for several minutes 😂
In the bedroom scenes, he looks like vsauce Michael with a lot of hair.
His "real" lines don't really sound any different from the ones he says don't work.
Asking for sex vs saying you went to the same college is very different
"Girls just aren't as sexual as guys"
The most perverted friends I've ever had were girls, and the ones that talked about sex the most when I was in high school were girls so that's false advertising.
He probably never satisfied a girl in bed, of course a woman won't be as sexual next time...
OMG NOOO 😂😂
We had very different friends
What's bad about the fake number thing is that guys now will IMMEDIATELY call it in front of you and know you gave them a fake number. I've had guys hold me up more than once trying to make sure I didn't give a fake number which just makes me feel worse, more uncomfortable, and just wish to disappear on the spot.
BionicPig and Elvis: We never seen woman in our lives...
Wife: Am I a joke to you?
Their?
Doesn't Aaron have a son, I-
@@Isopropyl7915 our?
Imagine Elvis and Aaron's wives on alienbacon videos XD
That would be so funny!
Taking off the shirt is a Dennis move from Always Sunny.
Could you imagine living on his block and seeing them do the 500 takes it took to get every scenario possible
Even with correct answers she doesn't sound into it.
The only thing that guy is seducing is his hand.
What is this thing...woman, you speak of?
Yeah i am confused
this man has the same voice as an awkward british comedian
I was thinking the same thing 😂
He looks like Joseph Seed with his hair down
he is secretly a cult leader
Detroit: become laid
This is actually a decent idea. It’s just executed horribly.
Samy Girl I was talking about the idea of teaching people through a game format.
Sheesh dude.
I wouldn't really call this a game, it's just video clips with different endings, all of which are terrible. Even those Henry Stickman flash games are more games than this is. I feel like this is supposed to be satire, but I really can't tell..
The correct version of this kind of game is Leisure Suit Larry.
I tried half of these maneuvers on women in my area. But only thing I got was free ankle bracelet and a shit ton of restrainer orders. At least I have an excuse to stay home now🤷🏾♂️👍🏾
I love how he says "don't do this at daytime" YEAH as if it's not creepy at night
😂😂😂😂 ughh
“Women aren’t as sexual as guys” Not around him, no 😂
*@**4:47** OMG I honestly thought they were mannequins until one of them blinked!!!* 😵
He looks like his rich dad gets his women for him
Oh my god, I never thought I'll be happy to see this trainwreck again after all those years
This is beyond hilarious, we really need more.
tbh this isnt the worst, if it puts men off being creepy (bc a lot of them do go for some of the obviously wrong options) then im here for it
Please make this a series!
A game this legendary? Impossible
This man's videos are giving off MAD "Flight of the Conchords" vibes 🤣
I genuinely love this and the fact it’s in video game form makes it art that belongs in a museum
please do more of this game.
A wonderful documentary and great guide on how to be a very big creep
Wait didn’t call me Kevin play This. I don’t remember but I feel like he did lmao
I believe he played 2 not this one
@@Lucas-ro6sf There's a second one?
@@SpicyGelato98 There's three
Today is my birthday, and you know what? This video is funny as hell - I will just pretend it is a gift
At least he isn't as creepy as most internet dating gurus
ah yes, teaching a man how to talk to a woman without the input of a woman.
Those models lounging on the bed are obviously on break from Robert Palmer's Addicted to Love video. Same outfits; same blank, heavily made up faces.
Ah yes a game on how to get girls he MUST get girls with that haircut and the fact that he has a game makes him a very popular with the ladies
“Vsauce- Michael here.”
The face he's making in the picture slideshow from the beginning, really just makes it look like he is smirking to himself because he just let out a silent but deadly fart attack and you just got within smell-shot. 🤙🦸♀️💨
Gahh..i guess he gets points for at least he's adding in some "how not to be creepy" tips
I never thought this day would come when a ad from pokemon go was welcome.
Holy shit I forgot this game existed
also reminds me of the mighty boosh
Any mention of the boosh makes me so happy.
hamilton cork.He only appears in the autumn season.
''this is an outraaaageeeeee!''-TONY HARRISON
am I the only one who thinks that this is weirdly wholesome?
(ok I just got further into the video, statement retracted)
We have learned how Elvis got his wife
You guys have to play the sequel
please do more of this game!!! i laughed my ass off
This has to be a series
Alienbacon: Confirmed Chads 💪
Ah yes, that’s actually how my parents met. They bonded over having the same name, but his is spelled entirely different. He legally changed it once they were together for 3 months. It’s been 32 years and even though it gets a little confusing to have 2 parents with the exact same FULL name, they’ve never been happier.
😐😑🙄
Coincidentally, my ex pretended to be an a*s model. Twas love at first almost-squeeze... we broke up once all of the allegations came in though >_>
what
@@zacharyhall689 lmao
This comment is much appreciated lmao
This guy just oozes awkwardness
When he said “get your penises out”.. I was like hmm but then elvis the alien made me feel included, thank you for this. ❤️👽
As a Chaz I am so socially grateful to not become societally branded as a Chad.
Super Seducer 2 gets ridiculous, the creator became self aware and it's amazing
yall should make this a series
this guy-''hey''...... everyone within a 5 mile radius - *runs away fast*
Haha I could very well see you guys pump out this kind of content. Saw dunkey's video about his game but it's nice to see alienbacon take their time to savor the foul taste of macho simulator
SUPER CHAD iS A SUPER FEMiNiEST ... ;*
"Girls aren't as sexual as guys" GAG.
Watching every clip from this video was like the visual and auditorial equivalent of stepping on shards of glass with burning coals underneath. I wanted to click off, but the only thing keeping me watching this video was hearing their jokes and commentary on this train wreck.
The question I have is why Alexa isn't on the bed when you get an answer right.
“Girls aren’t as sexual as guys.”
Bullshit. My engagement ended because my ex had no sex drive.
PLEASE DO MORE STAGES THAT WAS SUPER FUNNY HAHAHHAAH
"Especially in the daytime..." Lol. Or ever.
15:43 - He literally talks about his job like Tommy Wiseau in The Room. As non descriptive as possible :D
My god. Thinking about them shooting all of this footage is just sooo cringy. Can't believe it. Almost kind of think he might be a troll, but not sure.
And if he is, well kudos, one of the best ever. But, yeah, got a sad feeling it isn't.
lasts 5 minutes,until they find out he's a jerk.
It gets a loooooot worse. You really gotta continue playing it. Dude's fucked up
This guys is actually not giving terrible advice
Please do more this is hilarious
You have to check out second part. It's crazy
The way that guy talks reminds me of Hiding in my Room guy
I remember being like 7 and watching my brother watch someone play the game. Think it was that pudpied guy. Hated him, so loud and so many curse words. But there was nothing better to do.
It's amazing how the most basic and generic men think they can give advice on picking up girls. XD
To feed the squrrels....
i got an ad before this video about how amy shumer’s husband has aspergers.
*LOOK AT THE ZIPPER !*
I'm really not an sjw or even a feminist, but the fact that some dudes don't see women as people, but either as objects or some nut to be cracked hurts my insides.
This guy reminds me of a character Russell Brandt would play in a movie, where he pays a complete douchebag. Like in 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'.
🤣🤣🤣
except russell evolved beyond his past image.
Yooo you can’t tell me that he doesn’t look like armored skeptic but like... narrower. Not even skinner, just ➡️⬅️
SheepOfTheSky you’re right bruhhhhhh
2 minutes in and my soul already left my body.
yo do this game more its hilarious do another episode on it
Pleaaaaaase do more of these!!
Do Super Suducer 2.
This would be fucking hilarious if it was ironic
The npcs in this game are more responsive compared to the npcs found in cyberpunk