Funny story, before I didn’t know that “head” is a sexual term so I read it as him being brainless for marrying for 8 years. Now this joke is multi layered.
I refuse to believe John and Greg weren't both in the booth at once when recording for this game. The back and forth between their characters just sounds too natural.
If Jack was in Smash Bros, these guys would need to be the down taunt easter egg, like Snake's Codec messages. Howard: Looks like Jack is going up against Mario! Kreese: He'd better be careful! That little plumber may not look like much, but he's got a history behind him! With more games than you can count, he's battled against all sorts of nasty bad guys, and he's always came out on top and saved the girl! There hasn't been a single foe he couldn't face! Howard: Has he ever faced an ex-navy seals psychopath with a chainsaw in his arm? Kreese: Naw, usually big dopes who can't protect their soft spots. Howard: Well, let's just hope Jack can protect HIS soft spot.
Huh, Didn't know Sega owned this. Now they just need to repair Sonic Boom. Perhaps by making individual stages that match the player characters and done right, like sonic unleashed
Kreese: "Looks like Jack should've been a baseball player." Howard: "You really think so?" Kreese: "Fuck no. He would murder the other team, his team, and anybody that didn't get out of the stadium fast enough." Howard: "Would at least make the game exciting." Kreese: "Aaaamen to that!"
Howard: Sounds like my ex-wife screaming when I walked in on her having sex with another guy. Kreese: She screamed because you scared her? Howard: Nope, she screamed because she said I was embarrassing her in front of the company.
"I...still don't understand why a city has giant saw blades all over the place." "Are you a city engineer?" "Well, I'm not a city engi--" "WELL THEN, SHUT THE FUCK UP! They don't come up here and tell you how to be a commentator!" I haven't played this game, but that exchange alone makes me want it really, *really* badly.
'You sir, are a fucking idiot!' 'Thank you for calling me sir!' I could use this in so many ways it hurts. Hurts like getting a signpost shoved through my head before being impaled on a wall of spikes.
The comment after the death of Jude the Dude was better:" Fuck me! Now that's what I call a finisher." "The cowboy will not be riding into the sunset this time." "No. In fact he won't be able to sit on the horse."
Actually there were two of them. I have the game. It has replay value. You can play it over and over and still find new lines that just make it worth every cent.
Aww, too bad Von Twirlenkiller isn't feaatured here. "Everybody who's getting his ass kicked by Jack, raise your hand! Oh wait. He can't raise his hand now, can he?"
Howard: "Did you hear the one about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder and got a little BEHIND in his work?" Kreese: "...No, what happened to him?" Howard: "He backed into his fucking meat grinder - Oh fuck it, never mind!" Without a doubt one of my favorites!
"Once they start to stumble like that, you can do any fucked-up thing you want to 'em!" "Same principle as Roofies!" "You're a SICK puppy!" Just goes to show ya, even evil has standards. XD
I recently binged Disenchantment, and now I can't stop imagining Kreese as Zøg, since not only are they voiced by the same guy, but the type of voices he uses for both sound similar if not the same.
3:54 Howard: I still don't understand why a city has giant saw blades all over the place. Kreese: Are you a city engineer? Howard: Well, not a city...... Kreese: Well then, SHUT THE FUCK UP! They don't come here and tell you how to be a commentator!
Kreese: Looks like Jack should've been a baseball player. Howard: You really think so? Kreese: Fuck no. He would murder the other team, his team and anybody who didn't get out the stadium fast enough. Howard: Would at least make the game exciting. Kreese: Amen to that.
*howard rants about his wife* krease: aaaaaaaand we are back from the epic that is howard's life howard: *girly voice* why can't you get it on like your brother krease: shut yer trap!
Howard: "That fucker is looking a little bushed." Kreese: "Speaking of bushed, do you prefer a muff or a landing strip?". Howard: "On me? Or the hooker?" Howard: "Stick around buddy." Kreese: "What's that guys name?" Howard: "How should I know?" Kreese: "Well you called him buddy." Howard: FUCK YOU! Kreese: "It's not my fault you don't have any friends." Howard: "(silently) yes it is." LMAO!! This game is biblical. A sequel is in desperate need.
Landon Beckelhimer yes but Howard and skewered weren’t there in the year 1998 when The Undertaker threw Humanity off of Hell In The Cell and he plummeted 16 feet threw the announcers table
Holard: "Stick around buddy." Creass: "Whats that guys name?" Holard: "How should I know?" Creass: "Well you called him buddy" Holard: "Fuck you!" Creass: "Hey its not my fault you don't have any friends." Holard:" It is." LOL
This game has John DiMaggio and Greg Proops as insane sports commentators and gameplay that’s basically hyper-violent Itchy and Scratchy, what more do you want?
Kreese: I can tell you from experience that those happy pills work even better if you grind them up and then [CENSORED] Howard: I'll give you a DOLLAR if you can tell me one thing that ISN'T better if you [CENSORED] Kreese: HAHA, you got me!
Anarchy Reigns is actually more of a spiritual sequel than a straight-up sequel, perhaps explaining Howard and Kreese's absence. Still would've been awesome to have their commentary, though.
Kreese: You sir, are a fucking idiot! Howard: Thank you for calling me sir! Why doesn't this game have a sequel yet? I need one just to hear these two commentate again.
This and Bayonetta were made at the same time, but by different teams. Bayonetta made reference to this with Rodin saying "No matter how many times you ask, I'm not putting a Chainsaw to your arm"
“Kreese, didn’t the two of you have a thing a while back?” “If by thing you mean a five-minute fight that left me spitting teeth and pissing blood, yes.”
Howard: Whoever has to clean this mess is going to have a hard time pulling all the shit out of that guy. Kreese: Ooof, it's almost as if Jack hates the cleaning crew.
@nintendoluigi Anarchy Reigns has 5 characters from this game (Jack, Leo, the Black Baron and another 2 girls), so I hope the announcers are somewhere.
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Kreese: "You know, a cockroach can live for a week without its head?"
Howard: "Big deal. I went through eight years of marriage without any head"
I died😂😂😂
Funny story, before I didn’t know that “head” is a sexual term so I read it as him being brainless for marrying for 8 years.
Now this joke is multi layered.
@@Danitron904 aww innocence of youth, good thing this game got rid of most of it
double joke that howard was one of the heads of the 2-headed commentator in star wars phantom menace pod race
@redictor holy shit how did I never realize this?
I talked to John DiMaggio about this, and he mentioned it was one of the best experiences of his career.
ALonelyWeeaboo Which of the two was he?
Kreese, the one with the more gravely voice. Not the first one talking.
Prove it.
I wouldn't doubt it
I refuse to believe John and Greg weren't both in the booth at once when recording for this game. The back and forth between their characters just sounds too natural.
" Five, Seven, Five, bitches..."
You know John Di Maggio was having too much fun with that.
seeing as how he laughed while saying Bitches, i agree.
What's even funnier is that even though Kreese can't read he knows what a haiku is
If Jack was in Smash Bros, these guys would need to be the down taunt easter egg, like Snake's Codec messages.
Howard: Looks like Jack is going up against Mario!
Kreese: He'd better be careful! That little plumber may not look like much, but he's got a history behind him! With more games than you can count, he's battled against all sorts of nasty bad guys, and he's always came out on top and saved the girl! There hasn't been a single foe he couldn't face!
Howard: Has he ever faced an ex-navy seals psychopath with a chainsaw in his arm?
Kreese: Naw, usually big dopes who can't protect their soft spots.
Howard: Well, let's just hope Jack can protect HIS soft spot.
That is surprisingly accurate and hilarious. Could you post more?
Well, it is a Sega franchise, and Sega is good friends with Nintendo, as well as the fact that this was a Wii Exclusive.
Huh, Didn't know Sega owned this. Now they just need to repair Sonic Boom. Perhaps by making individual stages that match the player characters and done right, like sonic unleashed
It's by Platinum Games. Sega just produced it.
Right. Still, your idea of what the taunt would be like is still hilarious. Someone should make a list of commentaries on other smash characters.
Kreese: "Looks like Jack should've been a baseball player."
Howard: "You really think so?"
Kreese: "Fuck no. He would murder the other team, his team, and anybody that didn't get out of the stadium fast enough."
Howard: "Would at least make the game exciting."
Kreese: "Aaaamen to that!"
greg proops and john dimaggio are international treasures
yeah. they are.
Howard: Sounds like my ex-wife screaming when I walked in on her having sex with another guy.
Kreese: She screamed because you scared her?
Howard: Nope, she screamed because she said I was embarrassing her in front of the company.
"I...still don't understand why a city has giant saw blades all over the place."
"Are you a city engineer?"
"Well, I'm not a city engi--"
"WELL THEN, SHUT THE FUCK UP! They don't come up here and tell you how to be a commentator!"
I haven't played this game, but that exchange alone makes me want it really, *really* badly.
*****
"You know , a cockroach can live for a week without its head?"
"Big deal. I went through eight years of marriage without any head"
My favorite one
“NOBODY SAID THERE’D BE MATH!”
(Both, to the classic sad trombone tune) “I blame our schooooools~”
Everyone talks about John Dimaggio's performance, but Greg Proops does a great job as Howard.
You can they both have a massive smile on their faces as they recorded these lines.
'You sir, are a fucking idiot!'
'Thank you for calling me sir!'
I could use this in so many ways it hurts. Hurts like getting a signpost shoved through my head before being impaled on a wall of spikes.
This message is brought to you by drugs. Drugs, use often and indiscriminately.
The comment after the death of Jude the Dude was better:" Fuck me! Now that's what I call a finisher."
"The cowboy will not be riding into the sunset this time."
"No. In fact he won't be able to sit on the horse."
Actually there were two of them. I have the game. It has replay value. You can play it over and over and still find new lines that just make it worth every cent.
This would've been funnier with the deleted finisher used on Jude the Dude.
Mystery Ezekude what was the deleted one?
ComicWriter 2020 Jack shoves his own magnums up Jude's ass and constaintly pull the triggers to the point Jude is launched upward and then explodes
joeleffler sounds hot
Whoever made this game should sell a DVD of just the commentary. It would make millions.
Music Menace101 dude that is a fantastic idea
Aww, too bad Von Twirlenkiller isn't feaatured here.
"Everybody who's getting his ass kicked by Jack, raise your hand! Oh wait. He can't raise his hand now, can he?"
"Air today, gone tomorrow."
@@tffan1029 "Fucking _weak."_
Howard: "Did you hear the one about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder and got a little BEHIND in his work?"
Kreese: "...No, what happened to him?"
Howard: "He backed into his fucking meat grinder - Oh fuck it, never mind!"
Without a doubt one of my favorites!
1:59 "This message is brought to you by drugs. Drugs: take them often and indiscriminately."
"Once they start to stumble like that, you can do any fucked-up thing you want to 'em!"
"Same principle as Roofies!"
"You're a SICK puppy!"
Just goes to show ya, even evil has standards. XD
That reminds me, i need to see my proctologist," "nything serious?" "Naaah, we're just friends"
*fwaaaoommmphh*
This came on the moment I read this
Badap bap badap bap
Fwaumph
I need these two narrating my life
I recently binged Disenchantment, and now I can't stop imagining Kreese as Zøg, since not only are they voiced by the same guy, but the type of voices he uses for both sound similar if not the same.
3:54 Howard: I still don't understand why a city has giant saw blades all over the place.
Kreese: Are you a city engineer?
Howard: Well, not a city......
Kreese: Well then, SHUT THE FUCK UP! They don't come here and tell you how to be a commentator!
Kreese: Looks like Jack should've been a baseball player.
Howard: You really think so?
Kreese: Fuck no. He would murder the other team, his team and anybody who didn't get out the stadium fast enough.
Howard: Would at least make the game exciting.
Kreese: Amen to that.
*howard rants about his wife*
krease: aaaaaaaand we are back from the epic that is howard's life
howard: *girly voice* why can't you get it on like your brother
krease: shut yer trap!
This message brought to you by drugs. DRUGS! Take often and indiscriminately!
So Bender and one of the two-headed commentators from, the Boonta Eve Classic Podrace
Jake the Dog*
@@doncj1997 and Bender. So yeah. Both valid.
@@megameerkat2634 Or Wakka, but less Racist
@@megameerkat2634 and Marcus Fenix.
Howard: "That fucker is looking a little bushed."
Kreese: "Speaking of bushed, do you prefer a muff or a landing strip?".
Howard: "On me? Or the hooker?"
Howard: "Stick around buddy."
Kreese: "What's that guys name?"
Howard: "How should I know?"
Kreese: "Well you called him buddy."
Howard: FUCK YOU!
Kreese: "It's not my fault you don't have any friends."
Howard: "(silently) yes it is."
LMAO!! This game is biblical. A sequel is in desperate need.
How about a port to Switch to put it back on people's minds?
@@AzureMoebius22 OMG, yes.
Still better commentators than WWE
waaaaayyyyy better!!!
Mark Brown actually a couple examples would fit MadWorld is
"That's it, he's dead!"
And
"As god is my witness, he is broken in half!"
joeleffler lol soooooo true
I never knew I needed an entire show with this two as announcers until now.
Landon Beckelhimer yes but Howard and skewered weren’t there in the year 1998 when The Undertaker threw Humanity off of Hell In The Cell and he plummeted 16 feet threw the announcers table
Holard: "Stick around buddy."
Creass: "Whats that guys name?"
Holard: "How should I know?"
Creass: "Well you called him buddy"
Holard: "Fuck you!"
Creass: "Hey its not my fault you don't have any friends."
Holard:" It is."
LOL
This game has John DiMaggio and Greg Proops as insane sports commentators and gameplay that’s basically hyper-violent Itchy and Scratchy, what more do you want?
How about well implemented, non-intrusive motion controls? Cause it's got those too.
I need to buy this game. The commentary is fucking hilarious.
And the soundtrack is amzing
Kreese: I can tell you from experience that those happy pills work even better if you grind them up and then [CENSORED]
Howard: I'll give you a DOLLAR if you can tell me one thing that ISN'T better if you [CENSORED]
Kreese: HAHA, you got me!
You can say scrotum you know, your not going to get yelled at for taking about body parts online
@@giloguy101 I was more worried about TH-cam deleting my comment, if anything
I never played this game before, but I really hope they remake it for the Switch
This desperately needs a Switch re-release.
It really does
@@CoratMcRed NMH got one
why not MadWorld?
@@PChamileon97 prob because is underrated, like way more underrated than NMH, but still a switch re release would be cool.
All I hear is Bender being Bender.
Well same voice actor so yeah of course he sounds like Bender.
Joe Smoe No shit.
***** Two words: John. Dimaggio
And Greg Proops
jeramahia123 all I hear is Aquaman
"Looks like Jack missed his train!"
"That other fucker sure didn't!"
So a robot and a host for an american cooking competition enter a booth, it turned into one of the Wii's greatest games.
"This message has been brought to you by drugs. Drugs, take them often and indiscriminately."
The original whiz and boomstick
Oh my god, right?! I thought that for years!
Imagining Jake the Dog swearing is the funniest thing to ever exist 😂
"Looks like Jack should've been a baseball player!"
“You thinks so?”
@@EJAXK13 F*** no!, He'd kill his team, the enemy team and anyone who didn't make it out of the stadium!
@@christopherbrown1988 Well, at least it makes the game interesting.
@@EJAXK13 AMEN TO THAT!
Is no one gonna say anything about the "Penis Coladas" joke? Because that shit's hilarious.
The best way to listen to these guys is imagining Bender Bending Rodriguez alongside the host of 'Who's line is it anyway?'
Cause that's who's talking anyway?
Gregg wasn't the host of whose line is it anyway? ... XD
I’m certain Greg and John were put into a recording booth watched someone play the game and were instructed ‘just commentate’
7:12 best fucking part
So how long until we get the Adventure Time episode of Jake in the underground Deathwatch games? ;P
Five... Seven, Five.... Bitches.
John DiMaggio + Greg Proops = best combo ever even if most of the lines are scripted , the ad-libbing bits are funny as well xD
That reminds me. When's lunch?
+heardofrvb after breakfast
XDXDXDXDXD
Anarchy Reigns is actually more of a spiritual sequel than a straight-up sequel, perhaps explaining Howard and Kreese's absence. Still would've been awesome to have their commentary, though.
These two should be radio talk show hosts.
Love every moment of this.
I love commentary like this and t makes it better with these two
I knew one of the announcers was John DiMaggio, but I had no idea the other was Greg Proops! He was great on WHose Line is it Anyway
That "Gates of Hell" logo at 1:28 is the same one they used in Bayonetta. That's cool.
I purchased this game a few years ago with very low expectations , I was proven wrong very quick.
the commentary alone is worth it
Caddicarus brought me here.
I knew someone else would be here cause of that
Kreese: You sir, are a fucking idiot!
Howard: Thank you for calling me sir!
Why doesn't this game have a sequel yet? I need one just to hear these two commentate again.
The closest we have his
anarchy reigns. No commentary though
1:27 Bayonetta easter egg!
funny since Bayonetta was released almost a year after Madworld
I actually thought about that after I made the comment. I was like "...Waitaminit."
So the thing in Bayonetta (I'm guessing it's the pain train line) is an easter egg for Madworld? (I'm sorry, I haven't played Bayonetta.)
This and Bayonetta were made at the same time, but by different teams.
Bayonetta made reference to this with Rodin saying "No matter how many times you ask, I'm not putting a Chainsaw to your arm"
i fucking love these two together
I WANT THESE GUYS DOING THE NFL COMMENTARY!
Best.video game line: For.the last f**king time...nobody said there be.math!!!!!! I blame our schools!
8:02 someone needs to edit adventure Time with these lines.
These guys made me mute the other sounds when I played. They are honestly that good.
4:47 you're welcome
“Kreese, didn’t the two of you have a thing a while back?”
“If by thing you mean a five-minute fight that left me spitting teeth and pissing blood, yes.”
4:29 best joke I refuse to be swayed
... This game is fucking amazing.
Platinum remake MadWorld who with me
Ok, I have got to get this one... This is hilarious XD
7:30 hahaha oh god this is gas 😂😂😂 madworld is definitely a gem in the world of slash and hack games
Would you believe me is I said this was on the Wii
It's like statler and waldorf rated r I love it
Greg Proops + Bender/Jake from Adventure Time/hoards of other characters = The BEST commentary team one can possibly make.
I want to see the French version of Madworld where nothing matters. ;)
I'm french and I have it
I really hope we get a remake or proper sequel, because goddamn, these lines are so fucking funny and deserve to be heard by a new generation.
Howard: Whoever has to clean this mess is going to have a hard time pulling all the shit out of that guy.
Kreese: Ooof, it's almost as if Jack hates the cleaning crew.
"ANOTHA FUCKIN NINJA!"
I've composed a Haiku in honor of this moment.
@@heardofrvbAlright, drop it down.
@@EJAXK13 Ninja rise from floor.
@@heardofrvb mhmm.
@@EJAXK13 Red spray paints ceilings and walls.
Jack is triumphant.
i'm in disbelief that the same people who wrote this dialogue also wrote sonic lost world's story
i feel like john DiMaggio would voice jack just as well as he voiced kreese.
“When did this turn into a fucking fishing show?” XD
These two were my favorite part of the game par none.
I love this.
Why do these guys remind me of "Two Best Friends"?
these quotes were great enough to even make my dad laugh.
@nintendoluigi
Platinum Games is ex Clover members who were mostly American.
marcus fenix is not only the greatest gear, he is without a shadow of a doubt the greatest commentator. :)
The games so and so but John dimaggio and grep proaps commentary, the twist at the end, the bosses and history of deathwatch made the game excellent
Who wrote this?! 'Cause I owe them money! XD
+Anthony Clay (Steel Accord) I did. Send me money.
I wonder if some of it is adlibed.
every time I hear John Di Maggio in a character, I can only hear Wakka...
Who wants petition bring back madworld
My one regret about selling my wii was not playing this monument to all things gory, brutal and otherwise fucked up first
Five...seven...five.
Bitches.
@nintendoluigi Anarchy Reigns has 5 characters from this game (Jack, Leo, the Black Baron and another 2 girls), so I hope the announcers are somewhere.
XD I couldnt get the image of Jake from Adventure Time saying: "SHUT THE FUCK UP" out of my head for hours
So many jokes that went over my head as a kid, tsk tsk
I'm in love with that
Oh my lord on heaven I'm fucking dying!
That chode one made me pause the video I was laughing so hard.
GOD I need to play this game!!!
If I were to imagine human bender with no filter
How did I find this
Why do I hear Jake the Dog?!?!
John DiMaggio voiced him
these guys better be in anarchy reigns im not kidding these guy made this game