Howard: "Ya know what's more dangerous than a maniac on a motorcycle?" Kreese: "Your wife on her menstrual cycle?" Howard: "How'd you guess that?" Kreese: "Dude, I've been sitting here with you all night."
Howard: "Do you think there's life on other planets?" Kreese: "Well, I hope so, Howard, because at the rate Jack's going, there won't be any left on this one."
Howard: "Jack is ramming himself against Kojack" Kreese: "So basically, Jack is ramming himself against himself. We are watching the most violent masturbation ever!" Howard: *saying quietly* "Heheh, this is nothing..."
"And Tengu is back to get his ass kicked once again!" "You don't know that's what he's here for. He could be here for a kick in the nuts this time. Or maybe he's up for a good curb stomping." "I never thought of that..."
"There can only be one number one in this fight to the death." "Well duh. It's a mathematical fact there can only ONE number one." "For the last f, time, NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!!!" Both: "I blame our schools."
Howard: Do you think there's life on other planets? Kreese: Well, I hope so Howard, 'cause at the rate Jack's going, there won't be any left on this one.
Howard: "So, is this guy a real baron?" Kreese: "No, as a matter of fact, he's not even black." Howard: "Really? I always thought he's a black guy." Kreese: "Why does it matter? Why do you have to bring race into it?" Howard: "I didn't, I just asked if he was a real baron!" Kreese: "Fucking racist."
Buckshot: Jack is ramming himself against Ko-Jack! Kreese: SO basically Jack is ramming himself against himself, We are watching the most violent masturbation ever. Buckshot: Heheh, this is nothing. Me: o.O
When I first heard that excerpt in another video, I thought they were saying, "I hate math! Let's blame our schools!" And I thought it was being spoken by the people on camera. Didn't realize there was a woman there.
Howard: Jack is ramming himself against Kojack! Kreese: So, basically, Jack is ramming himself against himself. We are watching the most violent masturbation ever! Howard: (said quietly) Heh-heh... this is nothing.
2:29: "Of course, Europe was downright lucky compared to Australia. In 1993, USD to Australia was X1.5. If there weren't any tariffs, the Jaguar would've cost $375Aus, but there were tariffs, which raised the price by an additional $325Aus! In 1993, for Americans, that would've been a $217 tariff. Adjusted for inflation, that's basically paying $401 extra for a garbage excuse of a console! Did I *"do the math"* Atari!?" -Joshscorcher
They did NOT have to bring Howard & Kreese in for the credits, but boy am i glad they did! How often do you get to see what's basically the game mercilessly insult the people who made it?
Howard: "Ya know what's more dangerous than a maniac on a motorcycle?"
Kreese: "Your wife on her menstrual cycle?"
Howard: "How'd you guess that?"
Kreese: "Dude, I've been sitting here with you all night."
One of the best lines.
"That's it Jack, nail him from behind!"
"Oh shit I just had a prison flashback."
Can we all agree that Howard and Kreese are the best things about this game.
YES!
A-f
"That beam sucks up guys faster than my ex wife"
"Don't give the beam too much credit, still has a lot more guys too get to your ex's numbers"
''For the last fucking time...NOBODY SAID THERE WOULD BE MATH!!!''
Had me rolling for hours XD
I BLAME OUR SCHOOOOOLS!!!
+pey8523 *Singing* I Blame our schoooooools!
2:30
I still quote that line every time someone remotely mentions anything about math
Howard: "Do you think there's life on other planets?"
Kreese: "Well, I hope so, Howard, because at the rate Jack's going, there won't be any left on this one."
Howard: "Jack is ramming himself against Kojack"
Kreese: "So basically, Jack is ramming himself against himself. We are watching the most violent masturbation ever!"
Howard: *saying quietly* "Heheh, this is nothing..."
so this what happens when Bob the Builder and Bender get together in one roon
WHAT?! WOW. Didn't know bob was this guy.
Jake the dog too?
bender's voice is john dimaggio and i gotta admit his voice is perfect!
*Sees Additional Writer on the credits
Kreese: Hey, look at this! The Spell-checker gets a credit too.
My favorite line of Kreese.
"And Tengu is back to get his ass kicked once again!"
"You don't know that's what he's here for. He could be here for a kick in the nuts this time. Or maybe he's up for a good curb stomping."
"I never thought of that..."
No More Heroes: Too bad there's not going to be a sequel. (Gets a sequel)
Madworld: A beer, some beaver, and a big fat sequel! (Doesn't get a sequel)
Actually it did. Look up Max anarchy or Anarchy Reigns.
@@rugalbernstein5913 Anarchy Reigns is the sequel? I thougt I what somehow an spin off
@@franz2989 yes it is a spin off
Yeah look at What Happened they did a Anarchy Reigns that the part Platinum Games and Sega having a falling out.
We like to pretend that game never happened.
"Gorilla at the zoo making pictures with his own shit" always cracks me up. Just so depraved, yet clear and concise.
"There can only be one number one in this fight to the death."
"Well duh. It's a mathematical fact there can only ONE number one."
"For the last f, time, NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!!!"
Both: "I blame our schools."
2:27 here it is. The math quote.
Thank you so much, I was looking for it!
For the last fuckin' time! NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!!!!
*I BLAME OUR SCHOOOOOOOOL!!!!!*
This is still one of my favorite roles of John Dimaggio ever to date.
"So basically Jack is ramming himself against himself. We are watching the most violent masturbation ever."
OH GOD! I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!
Pff, this is nothing
Kreese: If hes the lead artist id hate to see the morons he leads
Me: "laughed my ass off!!"
NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH! OR THAT THIS QUOTE WOULD BE REPEATED IN SONIC COLORS!
I blame our schools.
If Jack gets in Smash his classic mode route has to have these guys do jokes over the smash bros credits too
Howard: Do you think there's life on other planets?
Kreese: Well, I hope so Howard, 'cause at the rate Jack's going, there won't be any left on this one.
8:15 That's David Cage alright.
Still true 6 years later
Howard: "So, is this guy a real baron?"
Kreese: "No, as a matter of fact, he's not even black."
Howard: "Really? I always thought he's a black guy."
Kreese: "Why does it matter? Why do you have to bring race into it?"
Howard: "I didn't, I just asked if he was a real baron!"
Kreese: "Fucking racist."
I love that they are roasting the developers in the credits as well 😂.
After all these years, this never gets old for me. Kinda wish they'd remaster this for the Switch, everything intact.
Bender must be in heaven watching so many meatbags be slaughtered! ;P
Howard and Kreese are by far 2 of the best characters in this game! Let alone being the best *things* in the game! No question!
2:27
You're welcome (if anyone was wondering)
The only time I waited through the credits
"Oh shit, I just had a prison flashback..."
You have to wonder if these two were allowed to ad-lib any of this.
Taxima actually i think more or less 90% were Ad-Libbed
They were given guidelines and told to go wild with them IIRC
For the Last, Fucking, Time, NOBODY SAID THERE'D BE MATH!!!!!! I BLAME OUR SCHOOLS!
Hey look at this, the spellchecker gets a credit too!
This was my first M rated game
For the last f***ing time, NOBODY SAID THERE WOULD BE MATH!!!!!
Hell yeah. It's been long enough, let's get them to come back for a DLC pack. They can commentate on the multiplayer matches!
Who else was surprised the the Black Baron was the final boss?
2:27, for the Autarch
*I BLAME OUR SCHOOOOOOOOOOOLS*
1:54 Kreese knows Howard well 🤣
Ah, shit, I just had a prison flashback.
That's because it's the same voice actor that did both characters. He is best known for Marcus Fenix and Bender.
Best wii game ever made
Spoilers? Who gives a crap, these are funny as hell!
omg kreese even says there's gonna be a sequal. IT IS NOW CANON DO IT!!
The ONLY game that made the credits hilarious
Buckshot: Jack is ramming himself against Ko-Jack!
Kreese: SO basically Jack is ramming himself against himself, We are watching the most violent masturbation ever.
Buckshot: Heheh, this is nothing.
Me: o.O
When I first heard that excerpt in another video, I thought they were saying, "I hate math! Let's blame our schools!" And I thought it was being spoken by the people on camera. Didn't realize there was a woman there.
these 2 are hilarious!! hope they use the same guys on the sequel
This is the best thing ever!
where the fuck is my "big fat squeal" !! >:(
Its called Anarchy reigns
true :(
Best commentators ever.
PFFT HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Howard and Kreese are hilarious. XD
Howard: Jack is ramming himself against Kojack!
Kreese: So, basically, Jack is ramming himself against himself. We are watching the most violent masturbation ever!
Howard: (said quietly) Heh-heh... this is nothing.
Is kreece voiced by the guy who voices bender from futurama?
Yep!
KEEfuckenRECT. John domashio or how ever u spell it
MrDiondaviesTekkenNO
John DiMaggio
TheRealBitterbub thank u
And Brother Blood and Jake the Dog and Dr. Draken
If John dimagio isn’t in gta 6 they gonna be problems
2:29: "Of course, Europe was downright lucky compared to Australia. In 1993, USD to Australia was X1.5. If there weren't any tariffs, the Jaguar would've cost $375Aus, but there were tariffs, which raised the price by an additional $325Aus! In 1993, for Americans, that would've been a $217 tariff. Adjusted for inflation, that's basically paying $401 extra for a garbage excuse of a console! Did I *"do the math"* Atari!?"
-Joshscorcher
5:45
"What do you think is next for him, Kreese?"
"I don't know, a beer, some beaver, and a big fat sequel!"
Oh how I wish that last part was true.
They did NOT have to bring Howard & Kreese in for the credits, but boy am i glad they did!
How often do you get to see what's basically the game mercilessly insult the people who made it?
I love these two more than I your parents love you.
2:29 my favourite one.
Iiii blaaame ooour schoooooooooooools
2:27-2:35 the most iconic line in the game
You can add the Joker to that list now. Yeah, he went there.
death watch....huh you CAN spell mad with that
W upside down
these guys need to comeback for Anarchy Reigns
0:22,0:40,1:05,1:54,2:27,5:45.5:58,6:23,6:30,6:40,6:47,7:08,7:39,8:14,9:03
Best of the video,did you saw how on 5:22 Jack was doubting kill the Baron.
Man this is some funny unadulterated shit. Would be cool to see it remastered for the switch.
What do you happens to those guys when they get zapped up there?
0:40 My favorite!!
Shouldn't you be asking that to Platinum Games? Then again, they're probably busy with Bayonetta 2.
2:29 John DiMaggio says it best. X3
SHIT! Did you just see that!
Buckshot+bender are very funny
he's voiced by the same guy.
6:00 😂😂😂
3?
These fuckin credits
2:28
lol these commentators
2:27