Is anyone else anti-vegetables?

Is anyone else anti-vegetables?
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Best known for his 3rd place appearance on season 4 of NBC's Last Comic Standing and his one-hour special 'Ugly & Angry' that was one of Netflix's top rated specials for three years, you may also know this Kansas City native from his very own Comedy Central Presents special, his comedy albums 'Lost & Alone' and 'Screaming From the Cosmos', his appearances on Tommy Chong's Comedy @ 420 on Showtime, the Arsenio Hall show, Comedy.TV, or your favorite local comedy club.

[@jenn976]

They taste like they grew in dirt and their taste is just like grass (as in lawns).

[@marchatesyou1]

isnt chris that said id eat veggies but it tastes like they grew in the dirt?