Though it is to be noted the point where you can't tell the difference is what you're looking for. At the right angle the flip shouldn't do a thing to your vision.
Just left there 30 minutes ago then had to come home and watch the bit that ALWAYS pops in my head. I'm not supposed to laugh while there so of course that makes it worse.
Regan is a treasure, and he keeps it clean. That shows the difference between TRUE TALENT and the no-talent hacks that just scream out strings of profanity and obscenities.
I say the worst part of an eye exam is that machine that puffs air into your eyes and you're not supposed to blink. It's like they make you anticipate as long as possible.
Jacob Balboa I know right? "Sit here for six hours, at some point we'll blast a bullet of compressed air directly into your alread dried out eyeballs, but you don't know when, and until we do this, you can't blink."
Tbh they shouldn't tell you not to blink, you can blink as normal. The reason they can't tell you when the puff of air is going to come is because it happens automatically when the alignment of the machine is correct.
@@richardpatterson4312 I dunno man, ever seen Bill Burr? The guy once literally roasted the hell out an entire city and they gave him a standing ovation
I started laughing during my last exam when my eye doctor put the big thing in front of my face, so I had to ask the dr. if she had ever seen Brian Regan. She hadn't, but before we went any further with the exam she wheeled her squeaky chair over to her desk and wrote his name down so she could look up this routine on the 'net later. Her sense of humor seems similar to mine so I thought she might appreciate it. :)
I appreciate that you enjoy his comedy that much. I do the same with comedy. I find it hard not to introduce people to good humor. I bet she listened to all his stuff when she discovered his visuals and mannerisms, along with his non vulgar successful attempts to make one laugh out loud. Keep telling people. It's been 8 years since you commented. I hope this gets to you because I bet you will take the time to listen again because you know it will be worth it.
I told my optometrist and his receptionist about this at the onset of my appointment.....after seeing the doc I had the receptionist bring this up on youtube....she was cracking up ...I told her to save it to her desktop and have the eye doctor watch it when he was done with patient.
Best thing about brian regans comedy is about 75% of people including me have done what he talks about like going to the Emergency room or going to the eye doctor etc
the last time i went to the eye doctor, and they slid that thing on my face and i couldnt help but say "ARE THESE MY GLASSES"...i thought i killed the doctor.
"Let's try it again Brian...do you like it better one (click) or two (click).... "I don't like either one of those." "Yeah well that's not what I asked you is it? I asked you which one you liked better and I was careful to phrase it that way." LOL
When I went to the eye doctor for my first time, they put the eye drops into my eyes to dilate them. The doctor said: "If it stings, there is a secret boyfriend that you aren't telling your mom or me about." Of course I was like: "Oh no, it doesn't hurt at all!" But it clearly did because I was squeezing my thumbs.
LOL!! I totally relate!! I have to have eye exams every three freakin months!!! :( :( I hate it when they shine that freakin bright light in my eyes!! It feels like hell!! :( :( AHHHH My eyes are burning!!!
@@M_SC Hi! So I have Retinopathy of Prematurity. My retinas are extremely fragile. My retina in my left eye completely detached leaving me with pretty much just light perception in that eye. I go to my retinologist at least twice a year just to make sure that my right eye is still in tact. In the future, I could make a video on it.
I went to the eye doctor today because I need glasses for the first time and during the exam all I could think of this and I was trying not to laugh. I even have one eye higher than the other lol
Every time I go to the eye doctor Brian Regan’s jokes always come to mind and like I am now, I watch it again. (Same thing when I fly anywhere I always think of his jokes about flying and airports). Brian Regan is an awesome comedian. 😂
It is truly ironic listening to this and realizing how many people don't have time to see things clearly, and if that only pertained to the attribute of sight this world would be a lot better off.
I went to the eye dr recently and while he was looking at my eyes I thought of this and couldnt stop laughing. He asked what was funny and I told him brian regan and he started laughing too
Best lines, "Are you still in here?! I'm just seeing shadows and shapes!" or "I'm a little uncomfartable. Can you back up a tad? Are you looking at my soul? Wanna tic tac?"
The whole bit about the eye doctor moving his chair uncomfortably close and staring with the light forever, all that was cracking me up like you wouldn't believe. 'Cause it's so true, you know? Every time I go to the eye doctor, it's just like that. LOL. Brian Regan rules.
Brian I know what you mean. I had to take an eye test for my drivers license . The female officer told me to look into the machine and tell me what the letters were. I pressed my face tightly against the machine ...oh and by the way..I had forgotten my glasses. I pressed my face harder against the machine and my god I couldn't see a thing. I thought I had gone blind..I was freaking out...She asked again what I saw. I answered "NOTHING" My heart was pounding. She said...Sir why are you pressing your face so hard against the machine and I answered..."So I can get closer to the letters". She said "Sir relax and don't press your face so hard against the machine". She was a miracle worker ..I could see again..Praise the Lord. Brian I kn9w where you're coming from.
When I first put on my glasses and looked at a tree, I was shocked on how clear it was. I was like a baby looking at Christmas lights just staring at the tree.
After hearing this in high school, I erupted in laughter when the eye doctor was up close and breathing hard (he even wheeled up on his stool). He started laughing too and had to wheel back to take a breather. It was too funny.
Oh my god- I am so sorry! I wrote that a long time ago, when I didn't know how serious it was. I have depression myself, so I understand. Again, I am sorry, and I deleted the comment.
But they actually do LOOK THE SAME! This guy thinks just the same way I do. From the moment I first saw him perform I thought "Hey there's my same sex soul mate". I toyed with the idea of trying stand-up myself 35 years ago. I'm still conflicted about not trying it.
as an optometry student l am dying of laughter.... its so accurate primo esame : forotero per il strabismo that one with light: its called oftalmoscopia per vedere la papilla...
“I was careful to phrase it that way.”
My dad is an optometrist, and this is so accurate.
i think my eye doctor is chronically constipated.
I am an Optometrist and I agree 100%.
It's the glaucoma test?
Though it is to be noted the point where you can't tell the difference is what you're looking for. At the right angle the flip shouldn't do a thing to your vision.
I use that phrase on the reg (not an optometrist, just a lil sassy)
I can't help but think about this while I'm at my eye doctor's. There I am just smirking like an idiot.
Yep. I had my appointment today, and this Brian Regan routine immediately came to mind.😂🤣
I had my eyes checked a couple of days ago and this is all I could think about 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just had an appointment a couple weeks ago and as the Dr was shining "his goofy light" in my eyes I thought about this bit and to try to not laugh 😅
Just left there 30 minutes ago then had to come home and watch the bit that ALWAYS pops in my head. I'm not supposed to laugh while there so of course that makes it worse.
it insults me that this man isn't hosting everything that ever needs hosting. he is an absolute comedic genius.
Agreed!!!
Hes like your best friend that tells jokes for a living...as 🇺🇸 as 🍎 🥧
Agreed
I always laugh. Hard.
Regan is a treasure, and he keeps it clean. That shows the difference between TRUE TALENT and the no-talent hacks that just scream out strings of profanity and obscenities.
@@allentuggle2837
Excellent point
I say the worst part of an eye exam is that machine that puffs air into your eyes and you're not supposed to blink. It's like they make you anticipate as long as possible.
Jacob Balboa I know right? "Sit here for six hours, at some point we'll blast a bullet of compressed air directly into your alread dried out eyeballs, but you don't know when, and until we do this, you can't blink."
Yus I know I HATE that one :p
Tbh they shouldn't tell you not to blink, you can blink as normal. The reason they can't tell you when the puff of air is going to come is because it happens automatically when the alignment of the machine is correct.
Jacob Balboa Oh yeah, I hate that.
Then again, you'd hate it even more if you had glaucoma (painless in 90% of cases) and didn't get tested for it because you hate a lousy puff of air.
Brian Regan is a comedic genius.. he never needs to be vulgar or political to be funny. Effing love him.
No one is funny when they're political
Love Brian!
@@kathrynmcelroy5658 I heard that. If you get a chance read my post
@@adamkaye2358 You would immediately alienate half your audience. Any political comedian isn't a comedian, he's an agent of unholy influence.
@@richardpatterson4312 I dunno man, ever seen Bill Burr? The guy once literally roasted the hell out an entire city and they gave him a standing ovation
best line was "there's a book, there's a plane, there's Alpha Centauri!"
I was reading this the exact moment that happened on the video
It's the delivery! Something about the way he shouts...
I love that line because I'm a space nerd
I, of all people, beg to differ..
I AM A MAN!
ABBY SMITH the nearest star to our solar system
There's a book there's a plane there's alpha centauri!
Lol "I walked on the moon" is one of the best standups ever. Non stop hilarious
"Which one did you like better, number 1, or number 2?"
"I-I don't like ethire one of them."
El Ninja Girl
*either*
totallyfrozen it’s 4 years old
@@TwenteeEight yo mama is 4 years old
@@indus7841 Good one jo jo fan
I started laughing during my last exam when my eye doctor put the big thing in front of my face, so I had to ask the dr. if she had ever seen Brian Regan. She hadn't, but before we went any further with the exam she wheeled her squeaky chair over to her desk and wrote his name down so she could look up this routine on the 'net later. Her sense of humor seems similar to mine so I thought she might appreciate it. :)
I was surprised my last one was familiar with him. He responded to my query about it like every patient brings it up to him, with a knowing a smile.
I appreciate that you enjoy his comedy that much. I do the same with comedy. I find it hard not to introduce people to good humor. I bet she listened to all his stuff when she discovered his visuals and mannerisms, along with his non vulgar successful attempts to make one laugh out loud. Keep telling people. It's been 8 years since you commented. I hope this gets to you because I bet you will take the time to listen again because you know it will be worth it.
My mouth hurts for smiling too much
I told my optometrist and his receptionist about this at the onset of my appointment.....after seeing the doc I had the receptionist bring this up on youtube....she was cracking up ...I told her to save it to her desktop and have the eye doctor watch it when he was done with patient.
Best thing about brian regans comedy is about 75% of people including me have done what he talks about like going to the Emergency room or going to the eye doctor etc
the last time i went to the eye doctor, and they slid that thing on my face and i couldnt help but say "ARE THESE MY GLASSES"...i thought i killed the doctor.
Couldn't stop laughing hysterically, "There's a book, there's a plane, there's ALPHA CENTAURI!!!"
"I asked you which one you liked better...and I was careful to phrase it that way." LMAO Brian is awesome!
For better or worse, this has actually become my default way of speaking when people fail to listen, and I blame this routine for it.
There's a book, there's a plane, THERE'S ALPHA CENTAURI!
*Dead*
He's fantastic. The material is great, but what really brings it home is his expressions and animation.
"Are these my glasses!? What happened to me?" 😂😆😂
There's a book, there's a plane, there's Alpha Centauri!! *dying*
"is that a fly on my nose? IS THAT A COMET????????????"
"Let's try it again Brian...do you like it better one (click) or two (click)....
"I don't like either one of those."
"Yeah well that's not what I asked you is it? I asked you which one you liked better and I was careful to phrase it that way."
LOL
As someone who does eye exams daily, this is correct 😂😂😂
I took an eye exam today and I just thought about this. I was about to laugh in the middle of it.
same!!!!!
I got to see him live and man he was born to do stand up.....dude makes me laugh so much
One of the all time best clean comedians EVER.
He's the only comedian that I can watch over and over and totally lose it laughing until it hurts.
I have to go back ten or so seconds a few times because I miss what he's saying from laughing so hard.
When I went to the eye doctor for my first time, they put the eye drops into my eyes to dilate them. The doctor said:
"If it stings, there is a secret boyfriend that you aren't telling your mom or me about."
Of course I was like:
"Oh no, it doesn't hurt at all!"
But it clearly did because I was squeezing my thumbs.
Jordan Varga nice doc
Lol
Jordan Varga I don’t get it.
I shall now say this to all my patients
Because he jizzed on your eyes?Why would you let your bf do that?
When he was making the voice for the eye doctor it sounded like professor stein from soul eater 😂
lol 😁
YAS!!!!
I went to the eye doctor, and I almost started laughing. My mom went to the eye doctor and just started laughing.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?" Lol
I went to the eye doctor recently, and this is all I could think of.
same i went today
There are a LOT of great comedians, but when he’s at the top of his game, Regan is the best ever!
Hahahaha I always struggle with the: is it better the 1 "click" or the two "click" . D:
Sweats nervously
gega27tt XD You and me both.
I've definitely had a few in the "same" category.
There is no end to how much I love this man XD
My Eye Doctor recommended this guy to me. Coolest Eye Doctor ever.
Are you looking at my soul ?
Noya Volovsky you want a tick tack
How refreshing, a comedian that doesn't use a curse word every other sentence. And he's still funny!!
He is so funny. I love Brian Regan's standup. I hope I can see him in person someday.
They pass... NOW!! XDDDDDDDD
0:53
"Are you still in here?!"
It's amazing how this guy can be so hilarious without using profanity in his performances.
What's wrong with profanity?
@@onsenguy yeah profanity is so funny. 😂
LOL!! I totally relate!! I have to have eye exams every three freakin months!!! :( :( I hate it when they shine that freakin bright light in my eyes!! It feels like hell!! :( :( AHHHH My eyes are burning!!!
Interesting fact: the light has nothing to do with the eye exam, it tests your ability to withstand pain if you're ever tortured. Lol
Hey if you’re still alive tell us why you have to go so often please
@@M_SC Hi! So I have Retinopathy of Prematurity. My retinas are extremely fragile. My retina in my left eye completely detached leaving me with pretty much just light perception in that eye. I go to my retinologist at least twice a year just to make sure that my right eye is still in tact. In the future, I could make a video on it.
Absolutely hilarious 😂
"Do you like one or two?"
"Like number seventeen."
I didn't take it serious ahaahah
my first eye test, i freaked out and forget left and right so i just stood looking at the eye scale thing like an idiot
Totally relate to this. My eye doctors have lost patience with me too, lol
"Is that a fly on my nose? IS THAT A COMET?!"
This entire set is pure comedic genius. My wife is a nurse so the whole ER bit is hilarious.
I went to the eye doctor today because I need glasses for the first time and during the exam all I could think of this and I was trying not to laugh. I even have one eye higher than the other lol
Every time I go to the eye doctor Brian Regan’s jokes always come to mind and like I am now, I watch it again. (Same thing when I fly anywhere I always think of his jokes about flying and airports). Brian Regan is an awesome comedian. 😂
Brian Regan...
Comedic GENIUS.
LOVE this guy.
Exactly that's exactly what he is.
Karstens Creations So true.
Karstens Creations YES 💯 it's oregano officer... I swear !! 😉😁😂
Great story: Yes - I also feared this "exam". I would always, "answer wrong", and get a much stronger minus lens - for that reason.
It is truly ironic listening to this and realizing how many people don't have time to see things clearly, and if that only pertained to the attribute of sight this world would be a lot better off.
berbandis This was beautifully said.
Debbie Lau Thank you for your encouraging words!
Some people are just too old to see clearly, and the rest of the world just keeps all the words really small and says, "deal with it"
Regan is king of sarcasm
Are you still in here?
Which one do you like better....number 1 or number 2?...................... "I don't like either one of those" LOL
I work for an eye doctor. May I have your permission to put this video on our Facebook page?
Tfw ignored - ;_; (okay)...
Five years later, did you ever put this on your Facebook page?
It's on TH-cam. You don't need to ask. The video gives him credit for his work. So it's all good.
lol this is perfect and exactly how I feel when I go.
"Which one do you like better, number 1 or number 2?" I don't like either one of those LOL!
5:02
IS THAT A HUMP!???!?!
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!
I AM A MANNN!!!!
Grace Lippincott Brian calls the hump. I'm the hump boy. I'm going to ride this hump to Disney world
I went to the eye dr recently and while he was looking at my eyes I thought of this and couldnt stop laughing. He asked what was funny and I told him brian regan and he started laughing too
me too - just shows ya that you can be funny without being crude
"It doesn't affect your vision or anything, I just thought you might wanna be self-conscious for the rest of your life." Hahahahahaha!
IS THAT A HUMP?
Best lines, "Are you still in here?! I'm just seeing shadows and shapes!" or "I'm a little uncomfartable. Can you back up a tad? Are you looking at my soul? Wanna tic tac?"
I work for an optometrist and we watched this at our staff meeting. So funny
The whole bit about the eye doctor moving his chair uncomfortably close and staring with the light forever, all that was cracking me up like you wouldn't believe. 'Cause it's so true, you know? Every time I go to the eye doctor, it's just like that. LOL. Brian Regan rules.
this is not a good thing 2 whatch @ night when your parents r asleep in the next room
Our band teacher impersonates this guy's impersonations all the time!
Brian I know what you mean. I had to take an eye test for my drivers license . The female officer told me to look into the machine and tell me what the letters were. I pressed my face tightly against the machine ...oh and by the way..I had forgotten my glasses. I pressed my face harder against the machine and my god I couldn't see a thing. I thought I had gone blind..I was freaking out...She asked again what I saw. I answered "NOTHING" My heart was pounding. She said...Sir why are you pressing your face so hard against the machine and I answered..."So I can get closer to the letters". She said "Sir relax and don't press your face so hard against the machine". She was a miracle worker ..I could see again..Praise the Lord. Brian I kn9w where you're coming from.
The coke bottle bottom lens bit was just tooooo much.
I am trying to do some comedy videos, If I am 19.5 percent as funny as Brian, I would be happy
I don't have time to see clearly.
"there's a book, there's a plane, there's alpha centauri."
Best comedian ever.
"There's a book. There's a plane! THERE'S ALPHA CENTAURI!"
XD I love this guy. Brian is one of the funniest people on the planet!
how can 238 people not like this comedy special its hilarious to me lol suite yourselves
I'm glad my teacher showed me this, I relate to it very easily. I LOVE BRIAN REGAN!!!
When I first put on my glasses and looked at a tree, I was shocked on how clear it was. I was like a baby looking at Christmas lights just staring at the tree.
After hearing this in high school, I erupted in laughter when the eye doctor was up close and breathing hard (he even wheeled up on his stool). He started laughing too and had to wheel back to take a breather. It was too funny.
Note to self: do not attempt to drink liquid while watching Brian Regan bc breathing is important & choking makes me miss parts of video.
I can no longer take an eye exam without laughing my ass off.
He is the best comedian ever and without vulgar profanity!
for the fist time this is actually better than undertale XD
Everything is better than Undertale.
Grace Lippincott Hey, suicide is no laughing matter and should be taken seriously. Please refrain from encouraging suicide to a group of people.
Oh my god-
I am so sorry! I wrote that a long time ago, when I didn't know how serious it was. I have depression myself, so I understand.
Again, I am sorry, and I deleted the comment.
Grace Lippincott
I still see it, also *(summons two gaster blasters)* DON'T EVER DIS UNDERTALE AGAIN!!!!!!!!
AshTheTrash Yeah, but we laugh at serious things. It's a coping mechanism. What else is there to joke about? Rainbows?
I really like and appreciate that he doesn't need to cuss to be funny!
Wow, I really like young Will Ferrell's standup routines.
tickkick14 thing is he's been doing stand up since mid 80s and been a comedians comedian since then
@JudiG "Is that a fly on my nose? IS THAT A COMET?!"
*quote from video everyone already heard
"You musta messed up the A/B test!" " Did I Ever!"
HA ha ha ha ha hha ha ha!
I love how he moves after each joke. makes it even more funny.
Best comedy special of all time.
I love brian regan hes so funny!
IS THAT A COMET?! He always cracks me up!
omg soo true
I think he's gotten better with age but watch the mullet years, he really taps into the collective (self) conscious
I work for an Optometrist, showed this to her and she just laughed and laughed. Loved it. he is very funny and I like that there is no profanity.
my friend has trifocoles, he says it's more of a built in magnifying glass
"There's a boat, there's a plane, THERE'S ALPHA CENTAURY!"
But they actually do LOOK THE SAME!
This guy thinks just the same way I do. From the moment I first saw him perform I thought "Hey there's my same sex soul mate". I toyed with the idea of trying stand-up myself 35 years ago. I'm still conflicted about not trying it.
as an optometry student l am dying of laughter.... its so accurate
primo esame : forotero per il strabismo
that one with light: its called oftalmoscopia per vedere la papilla...