The highlight of today's show had to be the folks who were unloading the entire contents of their storage unit into that boat along with 57 loaves of baguette bread, a mattress, a kitchen sink and a partridge in a pear tree! But the 1st mate of the Concept... she had some abs! No wonder they figured she could tug a war with that little boat. No problem there!
@@codysmith7456 I've only ever been to a couple places that needed them. It's even better if they have licenses, and are still this bad. Who said I had a problem? If I were you I'd swim to the bottom of the ocean to see how long you can hold your breath. Might help you fix your problems.
It's hilarious when people do not tie their life vest tight enough and then go into water. And the life vests then stay on the surface and they do NOT, so that life vests are above their heads. Cracks me up every time...
Yep, those crotch straps are there for a reason. I know they can be uncomfortable in certain circumstances, but if you know you are going into the water (as when deciding to swim the 'doo in) at least hook it up before you get in the water and it gets in the way.
It amazes me that everybody in the boat stands up as they are coming in to the ramp. The line handlers have to stumble over the rest of the crew to get the lines out. It is bad enough that the lines, in many cases, are not attached to the cleats yet.
right dude like wtf lmao ,everyone just turns their head and no one wants to even stand up and walk their jet ski out of the way. crazy how people are pieces of shit
@ 6:24 the 15 ft boat with engine problems , don't people carry a paddle in their smaller craft for such problems like this? He could have propelled the boat to the dock by paddling without much effort.
Boats the size of the one being towed by the Concept should have an oar on board. One guy and one oar could easily get that boat to the dock. Hell they could reach over the side and paddle with their hand.
Boat ramps make my brain hurt. That's why I did indoor rack storage at a sleepy marina for the last 18 years! Yard mgr. would see us coming, boat's in the water before we were done unloading the car!
I can tell you exactly what happened with the first boat. This guy wants to get on the water but he has to herd a bunch of girls out of the house to get to the boat ramp early. Just getting out of the house was a win. Getting on the boat will be extra.
0:55 Looks like a Tempest. I could be wrong but that is what it looks like. Back in the 1980's there were a few builders that put outboards on what would traditionally be I/O "go-fast" boats.
To make docking a lot easier in small boats why not have a single rope attached to bow and stern, allowing one person to step off onto the dock and control the entire boat. As for the jet skis, drive over them.
Always thought there should be chair umpires at busy docks. Get a local stand up comedian and have fun with it. But deputize him so he can throw the biggest idiots in the klink for the day
super disrespectful to block a ramp access while you load your boat up. You do that in the parking lot/ while you wait for others to launch, so everyone doesn't have to wait on the slow idiot in the ramp.
always make sure the vent is open on the fuel tank. She'll run a minute and stop just like thats doing. not saying thats the issue, but first thing to sneak in and fool you.
One of my biggest pet peeves is people who spend 15 minutes preparing their boat backed down on the ramp. That’s how your drain plus “mysteriously vanishes”
Yep. And if there's one thing that frosts my ass more than anything else is being FORCED onto someone else's schedule! And typically those are the same people who look at your pissed off face and have the gall to say, "You don't mind waiting do you" ? Or they look at you and giggle like I have no problem waiting on them. GRRRRR!
@@petschem Here you only _have_ to be licensed if your vessel is over a certain size/weight. I'm not sure what the cut-off point is though. I believe that for insurance purposes it's of great benefit to have that certification.
@@michiganengineer8621 We are going down the rabbit hole here but..." Q: Who needs the Pleasure Craft Operator Card and when? A. All operators of powered watercraft used for recreational purposes within Canada require the card as of September 15 2009. As of September 15, 2009 all boaters are required to have the Pleasure Craft Operator Card in order to operate a powered watercraft. There is no grandfather clause or age exemption - this law applies to all boaters. Powered watercraft includes watercraft fitted with any size motor - even an electric trolling motor."
@@petschem I guess I'll just have to use the paddles on my 12 foot SportsPal then. Even though it does have the squared off stern to accept an outboard I think we can agree that laws and regulations on both sides of the border are stupid in many cases. Note, I _DO_ think it's an excellent idea for boat operators to be properly trained. However, make it so the insurance companies can give a discount to those who have gone through an accredited training course.
Where is a paddle when you need it? What is a "paddle"? None of the "line holders" have a clue how to secure a line around the posts. Amazing the lack of knowledge the boating public has. Do any of them even know how to tie their shoes, "No", most wearing "flops". Guy with the jet ski at the end would come out of that life vest if knocked out, would fall right out of it.
10:25 Next on Miami Boat Ramps….. America’s new crack problem exposed! And stay tuned for our newest channel - “Miami Boat Ramp Tramp Stamps”. It’s all right here folks!
That's how it's suppose to be down at any boat ramp, if you see someone coming in or going out and they need help, just give them a hand and help them out. You never know what the situation is and what problems they may be having.
People are just rude sitting in the way at the dock doing nothing while other people are trying to launch and retrieving their boats it seems like it’s mostly always the people on skis thag are the ones doing it, im just thankful that I own my own property to launch my boat because I think I would be getting in trouble with the words I would have for these inconsiderate people!
Every time you say that you don’t know why someone is doing something or that you are confused, well the answer is simple, they don’t know what they are doing !
I love how my boy Broncos Guru "thinks out loud" in these videos. I do the same thing, wondering, or trying to see & understand what's going on around me. ....especially the things that make zero sense, (like the crew loading their boat at the boat ramp.)
Broncos I love your videos man! Great job! But why are there SO MANY MORONS on this boat ramp that have NO CLUE of how to operate watercraft? I have yet to see boat savvy people on this public boat ramp. I am almost certain NONE had ever take. A watercraft safety operations course.
Every single episode has fuckin jet skis just drifting away, or taking up the entire dock. Homeboy had 2 skis, hanging out at the back on the dock blocking the whole thing. I’m not even a boater but that crap drives me mad. I spent my time on my dirt bike, and it just seems like the off road folks are way more considerate.
They're playing tug of war because they're only going 50 feet. Not sure why they didn't ask the skis to pull them in. A strong swimmer could've towed them.
I still say they should have a dedicated jet ski ramp and that's it-- period. The majority just leave them around, sit in the way, and basically just do not care. Give them one marked ramp (the one by the rock and trees) and post the other ramps No docking, No sitting, No loitering.
I thought there were classes and certifications people had to take and pass before they are able to put any boat into the water? I've been watching many of your videos and I can say that a lot of what you are showing are uneducated and uncertified boat operators. It also seems that an important part of operating a boat is knowing how to launch and recover at a boat ramp, which includes backing a vehicle with a trailer. There are so many fails at what seems to be basic boat operating skills - Including Jet-Skis.
Do none of these guys carry a paddle? The small boat could have benefited greatly with one. I can paddle my 24' with one... why do these dummies not have one?
Must be the 'beginner's' boat ramp. And, did those people really block the whole dock while taking their sweet time to load their boat? That's something that should be common sense.
Hey Bronco, got some advice for towing. Two good ways, have a post ahead of your engines/rudders, or have a self balancing yoke across the transom. If you're just tied off to a cleat the tow is always trying to make you turn one way, and if there's any wind it might be very difficult to turn against it without backing and filling, posing risk of entanglement with slack line. In this scenario, holding the line is just fine, she's moving to the inside of the turns to assist in steering, replicating a balanced yoke or post, and you should be ready to cut away on short notice, or shorten the lines. With such a small tow, in good conditions, it's just fine. Here's the yoke, awkward description for a simple device; line tied from cleats on each side near the transom, forming a V behind the boat passing through the eye of the tow line. if you turn to port, the eye slides to the port side, increasing drag with the tow on that side and assisting the turn, et visa versa. Straight ahead the tow lines centers itself on the yoke and you have efficient pulling straight ahead with no need for rudder input to counter imbalanced drag. Another pro tip, use a long, long long tow line, get your tow out of the prop wash and reduce drag, as well as absorbing shock from the climbing up and down over big waves.
Why do none of these boats have fenders or dock lines on each side? I dont get it? If ur using a public dock u need fenders and dock lines for both sides of ur boat!!!! 🤦♂️
Legend says that these people pack all their shit just in case, and in the midle of the fukcing ocean while they had some fun they Just decided to move abroad permanently.
The people at 2:00 actually own the ramp and just let the peasants use it. They probably own the road leading to the ramp as well. Your humble subjects thank you.
It's gringos like those fools who back up down the ramp then decide they are going to unload the contents of the tow vehicle when all that should have been done while they waited on line so as to speed up the process of getting the boat off the trailer and tied up..it's those people who ruin weekends...
Some people don't have common sense but these people have no sense what so ever..No common courtesy ...i have to believe this is they're first time ever on a boating trip...
Legend has it that those people ARE STILL loading that boat right now....
Takes a while to load up 27 pounds of cheese and 5 gallons of mayonnaise
They are. I’m standing here watching them
That's the most annoying thing, when people prep there boats right at the ramp. It's pretty selfish .
If noggins are not shifted into gear early enough, that will happen.
@@chasbodaniels1744 lol
This sort of behavior will be pointed out and corrected in most parts of the country. Seems to be pretty standard in Miami, sadly.
Where's the gator when you need him?
I forgot once...it was a busy day too. I felt like a chump.
The highlight of today's show had to be the folks who were unloading the entire contents of their storage unit into that boat along with 57 loaves of baguette bread, a mattress, a kitchen sink and a partridge in a pear tree! But the 1st mate of the Concept... she had some abs! No wonder they figured she could tug a war with that little boat. No problem there!
Strange way to move everything you own.
@@jackmachaiek2586 I guess it depends on where they're moving? Perhaps they acquired an island?
They have relatives everywhere
Idiots!
It's more then Jesus had he only had 7 loaves of bread and 5 fish lol
It amazes me how many people have boats and have no idea how to operate it
Probably because you don't need a license
@@MattPiekarsky I don't know about Florida but just about everywhere else yes you do. You're able to get it off the internet thats the problem
@@codysmith7456 I've only ever been to a couple places that needed them. It's even better if they have licenses, and are still this bad. Who said I had a problem? If I were you I'd swim to the bottom of the ocean to see how long you can hold your breath. Might help you fix your problems.
So many people wait until they are at the ramp to prep!
Yep. They should be verbally shamed, every time. Idiots should learn not to be idiots.
@@timdake Unfortunately this type of jerks are prone to take offense at anything you try to tell them.
I know, drives me nuts.
@@godfreydaniel2308 Good, it should really sink in when the whole dock lets them have it!
Right I used to warm my outboard up at home with the hose and rubber ears it saves time warming your engine up at cold start at the ramp.
It's hilarious when people do not tie their life vest tight enough and then go into water. And the life vests then stay on the surface and they do NOT, so that life vests are above their heads. Cracks me up every time...
Yep, those crotch straps are there for a reason. I know they can be uncomfortable in certain circumstances, but if you know you are going into the water (as when deciding to swim the 'doo in) at least hook it up before you get in the water and it gets in the way.
It amazes me that everybody in the boat stands up as they are coming in to the ramp. The line handlers have to stumble over the rest of the crew to get the lines out. It is bad enough that the lines, in many cases, are not attached to the cleats yet.
I passed by this particular ramp today and they were still loading the boat.
This just in. “2 days later, Family is almost done loading their boat on the ramp in Miami.” Lol
Those two jet skis could have pushed that disabled boat in, in about 2 minutes without the help of a 30-footer LOL good stuff thanks for posting
right dude like wtf lmao ,everyone just turns their head and no one wants to even stand up and walk their jet ski out of the way. crazy how people are pieces of shit
10:05 thank baby Jesus for that step because we all know he would have never made it on the machine without it
"What in the world are they going to do with 57 baguettes" This just killed me :D
where do they plan on going to the bathroom after eating all that?
And right after that he throws them in like lifejackets!
@ 6:24 the 15 ft boat with engine problems , don't people carry a paddle in their smaller craft for such problems like this? He could have propelled the boat to the dock by paddling without much effort.
7:10 I was thinking the same thing. Could have hand paddled in by the time the second boat got there.
Florida never disappoints💯👍🏽
They just chucked the baguettes into the boat onto the floor?? 😂
I know right, use some fishing rod holders
they keep a clean poop deck.
guys on skis typical stereo type
Boats the size of the one being towed by the Concept should have an oar on board. One guy and one oar could easily get that boat to the dock. Hell they could reach over the side and paddle with their hand.
Definitely. I keep an adjustable length paddle in my 1000 lb jet ski, as long as I'm close to shore somewhere, I can get myself there.
Boat ramps make my brain hurt.
That's why I did indoor rack storage at a sleepy marina for the last 18 years!
Yard mgr. would see us coming, boat's in the water before we were done unloading the car!
You can never have enough baguettes on your boat.🙂
1:24 & 3:37
Assistant of the year! Props to the home boy, thank god he was out there.
I can tell you exactly what happened with the first boat. This guy wants to get on the water but he has to herd a bunch of girls out of the house to get to the boat ramp early. Just getting out of the house was a win. Getting on the boat will be extra.
Feel sorry for people that have to wait for others not prepared to launch the boat at the ramp. Broncos right ramp etiquette 101 be prepared
With double engine boat, is the easiest way to dock a boat...
Note: dont rush to dock a boat, especially when you own over $75k worth of a boat
Hey guys small reminder in the USA start of spring make sure u have ur motors serviced so u avoid calling Sea tow or getting stuck
Make sure you have your SEA TOW membership !
green shorts guy is a total bro, handling the entire docking process, helping out randos, what a stand-up guy!
He’s definitely the man!
No classification of a "speed boat".
One thing I have learned about boating watching this channel: if the registration number of an incoming boat starts with FL, make way!
And you thought Ringling Brothers went out of business… God Almighty this is tough to watch.
That guy who assist everyone at the ramp can come on my boat anytime. he was doing a great job
Noted!
0:55 Looks like a Tempest. I could be wrong but that is what it looks like. Back in the 1980's there were a few builders that put outboards on what would traditionally be I/O "go-fast" boats.
A Little Throttle Happy,😮
Yeah, that SUCKS VERY BAD! I have been there waiting for 20 minutes. PLEASE HAVE YOUR BOAT READY PRIOR TO ARRIVAL.
To make docking a lot easier in small boats why not have a single rope attached to bow and stern, allowing one person to step off onto the dock and control the entire boat. As for the jet skis, drive over them.
Always thought there should be chair umpires at busy docks. Get a local stand up comedian and have fun with it. But deputize him so he can throw the biggest idiots in the klink for the day
super disrespectful to block a ramp access while you load your boat up. You do that in the parking lot/ while you wait for others to launch, so everyone doesn't have to wait on the slow idiot in the ramp.
always make sure the vent is open on the fuel tank. She'll run a minute and stop just like thats doing. not saying thats the issue, but first thing to sneak in and fool you.
Those A-holes holding up that ramp were packing like they were moving onto the boat! Smh
green shorts guy gets a boat pass from me!
Are people required to carry a paddle there? That little boat with a paddle would have been fine. Glad to see someone helping though.
Wonder if the peeps who hogged the ramp have seen this vid
And their feelings about it if they have
Notice jetski people never seem to help? But they're great at being in the way !
4:18 i know a fellow cuban when i see one 😂
What A-holes holding up that a slot at the dock like no one else needs to use it...
Toto appears to have been prophetic: "𝑯𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 . . . 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆" LOL
Is there not a Make Ready areas where they can get the boat ready for the water?
I don't know how many times I've seen people prep on the ramp. It happens everywhere.
Looks like a Sonic 30 ss that's been converted to outboards
HOW MANY TIMES CAN ONE GUY FINGER A BOAT
One of my biggest pet peeves is people who spend 15 minutes preparing their boat backed down on the ramp. That’s how your drain plus “mysteriously vanishes”
Rumor has it those guys are still loading bread on their boat.
Some people can be so inconsiderate. Like the world revolves around them
Yep. And if there's one thing that frosts my ass more than anything else is being FORCED onto someone else's schedule! And typically those are the same people who look at your pissed off face and have the gall to say, "You don't mind waiting do you" ? Or they look at you and giggle like I have no problem waiting on them. GRRRRR!
Why didn’t they just paddle the little boat in? They were right there. They are supposed to have oars on board as standard safety equipment
Not a requirement in the States anymore. It _should be_ perhaps especially on small ones like that.
@@michiganengineer8621 Really? Wow... it is here in Canada... of course were also have to have a boat operator's license too....
@@petschem Here you only _have_ to be licensed if your vessel is over a certain size/weight. I'm not sure what the cut-off point is though. I believe that for insurance purposes it's of great benefit to have that certification.
@@michiganengineer8621 We are going down the rabbit hole here but..." Q: Who needs the Pleasure Craft Operator Card and when?
A. All operators of powered watercraft used for recreational purposes within Canada require the card as of September 15 2009.
As of September 15, 2009 all boaters are required to have the Pleasure Craft Operator Card in order to operate a powered watercraft. There is no grandfather clause or age exemption - this law applies to all boaters. Powered watercraft includes watercraft fitted with any size motor - even an electric trolling motor."
@@petschem I guess I'll just have to use the paddles on my 12 foot SportsPal then. Even though it does have the squared off stern to accept an outboard I think we can agree that laws and regulations on both sides of the border are stupid in many cases. Note, I _DO_ think it's an excellent idea for boat operators to be properly trained. However, make it so the insurance companies can give a discount to those who have gone through an accredited training course.
Where is a paddle when you need it? What is a "paddle"? None of the "line holders" have a clue how to secure a line around the posts. Amazing the lack of knowledge the boating public has. Do any of them even know how to tie their shoes, "No", most wearing "flops". Guy with the jet ski at the end would come out of that life vest if knocked out, would fall right out of it.
10:25 Next on Miami Boat Ramps….. America’s new crack problem exposed! And stay tuned for our newest channel - “Miami Boat Ramp Tramp Stamps”. It’s all right here folks!
That's how it's suppose to be down at any boat ramp, if you see someone coming in or going out and they need help, just give them a hand and help them out. You never know what the situation is and what problems they may be having.
10:22 Wait till the end for a real treat
People are just rude sitting in the way at the dock doing nothing while other people are trying to launch and retrieving their boats it seems like it’s mostly always the people on skis thag are the ones doing it, im just thankful that I own my own property to launch my boat because I think I would be getting in trouble with the words I would have for these inconsiderate people!
Every time you say that you don’t know why someone is doing something or that you are confused, well the answer is simple, they don’t know what they are doing !
Nobody carry's a paddle in their boats anymore.
Gaaahhhh, I'd have A WHOLE LOT to say to anyone who backs down the ramp and THEN starts prepping/loading their boat!
8:52 he's also enduring a crash course on how to strap on a PFD. 🤪
Miami boat ramp where amateur hour never ends. Should be interesting with memorial day weekend right around the corner.
Boating 101 people...... make sure you do all the loading that you need to do on the staging area do not hold up the ramp Momos...
You sir would make an excellent sports caster.
Besides hogging up the ramp, they are wearing masks, what do you expect...
First lot of guys nomnomnomnomnom
Er, some of these boats are sitting very low in the water stern-wise. Is that normal?
Captain has to do everything. His wife has her hands full just being naked and holding the rope connected to the strange mens boat!!!
I don't know if docking here is different than on a lake but I've never seen so much craziness.
I love how my boy Broncos Guru "thinks out loud" in these videos. I do the same thing, wondering, or trying to see & understand what's going on around me. ....especially the things that make zero sense, (like the crew loading their boat at the boat ramp.)
Boat ramps are the best! 🤣
Do we have are first "Dock Legend" docks his own boat and saves the guy on one motor.
Baguettes 🤣🤣🤣 in the 305 they're called cuban bread.
Broncos I love your videos man! Great job! But why are there SO MANY MORONS on this boat ramp that have NO CLUE of how to operate watercraft? I have yet to see boat savvy people on this public boat ramp. I am almost certain NONE had ever take. A watercraft safety operations course.
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its a Sonic Boat
Between ignorant jet skiers, and people that have NO CONCEPT of not blocking a launch, by loading before you get there...😡😡🇨🇦
If you're going to say "ignorant jet skiers", please say "ignorant boat owners". Because there are a lot more ignorant boat owners...
Every single episode has fuckin jet skis just drifting away, or taking up the entire dock. Homeboy had 2 skis, hanging out at the back on the dock blocking the whole thing. I’m not even a boater but that crap drives me mad. I spent my time on my dirt bike, and it just seems like the off road folks are way more considerate.
They're playing tug of war because they're only going 50 feet. Not sure why they didn't ask the skis to pull them in. A strong swimmer could've towed them.
I still say they should have a dedicated jet ski ramp and that's it-- period. The majority just leave them around, sit in the way, and basically just do not care.
Give them one marked ramp (the one by the rock and trees) and post the other ramps No docking, No sitting, No loitering.
I thought there were classes and certifications people had to take and pass before they are able to put any boat into the water? I've been watching many of your videos and I can say that a lot of what you are showing are uneducated and uncertified boat operators. It also seems that an important part of operating a boat is knowing how to launch and recover at a boat ramp, which includes backing a vehicle with a trailer. There are so many fails at what seems to be basic boat operating skills - Including Jet-Skis.
Do none of these guys carry a paddle? The small boat could have benefited greatly with one. I can paddle my 24' with one... why do these dummies not have one?
That disabled boat..
Oh man.....
Such a small boat without emergency oars.....
Green shorts dude gets the Miami Boat Ramps MVP award.
Must be the 'beginner's' boat ramp. And, did those people really block the whole dock while taking their sweet time to load their boat? That's something that should be common sense.
Blows my mind how many don't have lines secured and ready to dock...???
Not to mention not using cleats...Ugh
Aren't oars STANDARD required safety equipment ???? so you can row to shore if your engine quits. ?
This video pretty much sums up jet skiers. A boat in distress less than 100 feet from the dock and they won't help, but a 30 foot boat does?
Hey Bronco, got some advice for towing.
Two good ways, have a post ahead of your engines/rudders, or have a self balancing yoke across the transom.
If you're just tied off to a cleat the tow is always trying to make you turn one way, and if there's any wind it might be very difficult to turn against it without backing and filling, posing risk of entanglement with slack line.
In this scenario, holding the line is just fine, she's moving to the inside of the turns to assist in steering, replicating a balanced yoke or post, and you should be ready to cut away on short notice, or shorten the lines.
With such a small tow, in good conditions, it's just fine.
Here's the yoke, awkward description for a simple device; line tied from cleats on each side near the transom, forming a V behind the boat passing through the eye of the tow line.
if you turn to port, the eye slides to the port side, increasing drag with the tow on that side and assisting the turn, et visa versa. Straight ahead the tow lines centers itself on the yoke and you have efficient pulling straight ahead with no need for rudder input to counter imbalanced drag.
Another pro tip, use a long, long long tow line, get your tow out of the prop wash and reduce drag, as well as absorbing shock from the climbing up and down over big waves.
I've heard you mention the third way, tying off alongside, can be done well, or pose some problems, maybe give you some tips next time you mention it.
Why is YT showing me the same Videos of yours over and over, like I never watched it. I'm going to start giving the videos 👎 its annoying. 😑🔦
That family is still on the boat ramp loading their boat.
Why do none of these boats have fenders or dock lines on each side? I dont get it? If ur using a public dock u need fenders and dock lines for both sides of ur boat!!!! 🤦♂️
Legend says that these people pack all their shit just in case,
and in the midle of the fukcing ocean while they had some fun
they Just decided to move abroad permanently.
Part of the problem is the life jacket? I think all of the problem is what the life jacket is wrapped around.
aren’t there ANY sailors out there?? A couple of oarlocks and they could have rowed that boat in…jeez…
The people at 2:00 actually own the ramp and just let the peasants use it. They probably own the road leading to the ramp as well. Your humble subjects thank you.
It's gringos like those fools who back up down the ramp then decide they are going to unload the contents of the tow vehicle when all that should have been done while they waited on line so as to speed up the process of getting the boat off the trailer and tied up..it's those people who ruin weekends...
Why didn’t that little boat have a paddle? It’s actually a law in Illinois. Would have made it easy. And jet ski riders are generally clueless.
Some people don't have common sense but these people have no sense what so ever..No common courtesy ...i have to believe this is they're first time ever on a boating trip...