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"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left." XD
Me thinking of the tv show
@@silverlonewolf8289
XD
I want to see that Lucifer reacting to these. Make it happen, TH-cam!
Me too
exaclty.
God: make a rabbit...
Angel: k..
God: that's it.
Angel:
Angel: what?
God: Call it a hare.
Make them genetically incompatible despite being clearly basically the same fucking animal
Angel: wHy tHe FU-
@שחר א.
tf did you just say?
And make it bigger
@@yourlocaltrashcan4438 DA FAKU
*Creating chihuahua*
G: We need more dogs.
A: K...
G: Make it small and cute. And Mexican.
A: Ok, sounds nice!
G: They are very cuddly.
A: Aww, I love th-
G: Now put Satan inside and make them enslave humans by 2078.
A: ... Bye.
lol accurate, my chihuahua only likes me and my little sister
No chihuahua have the rage of all the multiverses sun in it
Perfect xD
As a chihuahua owner, I can confirm, They are satan.
God: What are they doing down there?
Angel: They're making milk out Almonds
God: WHAT!? I GAVE THEM LIKE SIX ANIMALS TO TAKE MILK FROM
Angel: They don't like that milk
God: "They don't like that milk" *Flips table*
V E G A N S L O L
Angel: Sir, people are getting sick from dairy
God: Okay
Angel: What will you do?
God: Make a fruit, some nuts, into milk and they aren't making people sick
Angel: Okay
God: But make some of them taste bad
WHY DONT YOU LIKE THE MILK THAT I HAVE GIVEN YOU!!!
Almond milk is man's true sin.
@@Justme2278j YO! Can I be able to turn into a cat I just want to ba lazy and loved
Sorry
All Good Mr. Freeman
Please bring unicorns back. If you do I'll give you 5 stars.
Nice one 😂😂
God is Keanu Reeves
Hey
God making chipmunks:
G:Okay take the squirrel
A: okay.
G: make it smaller and little white lines on the back.
A: awww..
G:And put them into a movie where they talk and become a boy band.
A:*facepalm*
Red Willow omg 🤣
W H E E Z E😂😂
Red Willow that was good😂
HAH
AAAAAAAAAAH WHY DO YOU DO THIS WE NEVER SPEAK OF THAT MONSTROSITY
God creating Kangaroos
G: You know a deer?
A: Yes?
G: Remember those- Those T-rex's?
A: Yeahhh??
G: *T-rex deer*
Oh no
fuck off
offensive
Kangaroos don’t look anything like deers, the t-rex part makes sense
G: and make them fight people
{God making cactus🌵}
God: I'm having a bit of creators block...
Angel: What about a plant in the desert.
God: Eh why not
Angel: Great!
God: Make it green...
God: Make it filled with water
Angel: That's actually a grea-
God: NOT DONE! Its a bit boring
Angel: Maybe add some flow-
God: Give it spikes.
Angel: Bu-
God: GIVE IT SPIKES!
Leah Douglas then the angel secretly snuck into God’s room to add flowers to the cactus.
Angel: Hehehe... What do we have here?
Angel: That plant again.
Angel: I should add flowers like I wanted.
*proceed to put the flowers on* God will never know.
And make sure some of them can be cut to extract drinking water.
Angel: Oh that's pretty useful if someone gets lost in the des...
God: BUT MANY OTHERS WILL ONLY GIVE YOU POISONING OR HUGE STOMACH PAIN !!
God creating Dolphins
G: take a shark and make it nice
A: Okay
G: make its skin super smooth and smart
A: this is pretty good so far
G: now make it breathe through a hole on its head
A: do you mean a mouth?
G: no. A literal hole in its head
A: So... a nice shark that has a hole in it´s head...?
G: MAKE IT EVIL AND TWISTED MINDED
A: WTF GOD
G: also make it horny and try to rape humans sometimes
A: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!
*Me seeing those dolphins*:WHAT THE HECK
I swear if he includes my first comment but not the others i will be so nettled
Late Night Boredom I just watched that video XD
God making ferrets:
G: ok so make it a short and long cat
A: ok
G: give round ears
A: is this finally a normal one?
G: and make sure it has a slinky for a spine
A: What?
G: SLINKY CATS
Ferretwillow 62 "Slinky Cats"
*puts the biggest number you can think of dalars here* Um yes id like 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 of those please
SLINKY CATS
I can't stop laughing
Ella scarlet from fairy tail why
God trying to make cats
God: OK so take a kitten
Angel: OK
God: make it bigger and longer and bigger paws
angel: is this finally a normal one?
God: make it have laser blade petewn their paws
Angel: oh no.....
God: and when the males argue they sound weird
Angel: #flips table#, IM DONE
Tuxedo birds is the best
God: *T U X E D O B I R D S !*
YASSSSSSSSSSSSS
TUXEDO BIRDS ARE DA BEST
TUX. EDO. BIRDS.
Emerald Wolf danger noodles
God making frogs
G: Ok , make these ones tiny.
A: okay...
G: And green..
A: So far so good..
G: And make them jump alot.
A: Finally something no-
G: And make a guy talking about them becoming gay.
A: OH FOR FU-
I agree with angel. DAA FAAACCCC
*I DONT LIKE THEM PUTTTING THR CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURNS THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY!*
God:And make the ones in rainforest poisionines.
Angel: *making a call*
God:...
Angel: hello Mrs brown, we need more sessions.
Mrs brown: but... he already had 105i5367642 sessions.
Angel: he made a poison frog
Mrs brown: is 10:00 ok
*THEY POISON THE TAP WATER*
*THEY TURN THE FRIGGEN FROGS GAY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!*
10:12 "a really big fish. Biggest fish you've ever seen. Bigger than a house"
God: *whispers* but here's the catch
God: _it's not actually a fish_
God creating eels
G: Remember that danger noodle?
A: Oh no...
G: *THROW* *IT* *INTO* *THE* *OCEAN*
A: why???
G: *DO* *IT*
A: alright... anything else?
G: Make them look like they did some hardcore drugs too
A: * screaming in the distance *
Marena Canida danger nood
He already did eels at 10:21
CornBeanSoup electric eels tho, this is the other eels that don’t try to kill you with electricity.
Nope Rope*
Marena Canida God creating sea snakes
G: remember that string with a face
A: *fml* yep
G: make it black and white
A: mk
G: throw it in the water
A: OH FOR FUCKS SA-
God making foxes
G: so take a dog
A: ok
G: give it a BIG fluffy tail
A: aw, cute
G: make them bright orange
A: this is adorab-
G: now make them scream in the middle of the night like a little girl being stabbed
A: *why do you do these things*
XDD
IcessWolvesCats (Cynder the Ultimate Wolf) XD
So that's what the fox says...
I am wheezing hard
Jade Neethling lmao
God making raccoons
G : * inhales * trash panda
A : ok
I like trash panda
Mew Mew ARMY i LOVE trash panda!
"I'm starting to see why Lucifer left." had me dead
Me too
same
Physickle| "wHAD yuH sED"
[☆God creates Angel☆]
G:hmmm? ... how could I create someone that could help me during the creation. AHA!!! I know, I'll combine a human and a bird , make it like the color white and I could make it complain to everything I do during the creation 😇
And make it the only one that can think normally
And make trillions of them and gibe them free will aswell
Nah all he had to do is say “I NEED FWENDSSSSS- OH HI YOU WORK FOR ME NOW”
God creating flying fish
G: I can't think of any animals to make hhmm.
A: FINALLY!!
G: OH WAIT!! I HAVE AN IDEA!!
A: oh no please help me.
G: Bird fish.
A: what?
G: A BIRD FISH!
A: but they don't even live in the-.
G: I DON'T CARE MAKE IT A BIRD AND MAKE IT A FISH!!
XD
Pinguins
God created snail
G: you know a worm?
A: yes
G: make it fatter
A: ok?
G: make it slimy
A: Not bad
G: make a house for it
A: oh cool
G: make its eyes small and make long neck for the eyes
A: what the... Not even gonna ask
[God creating bats]
Okay take a bird.
"okay."
Give it HUUUUUUUUGE ears.
"Uh-"
MAKE IT HAVE NO FEATHERS!
"Sir-"
Make it blind and scream to see.
"Sir are you drunk?"
NOOO! ...... Now make it fly through the power of jazz hands.
"*muffled screams*"
Kombat The power of jazz hands. Yes. 😂
yes
OH, AND GET RID OF THE FEATHERS
bats aren't blind they just can't see in the dark like humans
violet fireBolt I know lol
[God making Angel]
G: Man after those six days I’m tired. I need somebody to do this work for me.
*somebody dies*
* An Angel pops up*
A:Who am I? Where am I? Did I just die?WHY DO I HAVE WINGS!
G:Welcome and you are now my employee.
A:*confused*
Punking X cough slave cough
Free internship *cough* *cough*
Punking X ok take that first part except right after saying that a person dies and appears infront of god
G: you work for me now
A: ???
Punking X No not really because Angels are those who come up after dying to heaven. Also God already made everything in the seven days btw it’s seven not five on the last day he got tired but that’s when He already made everything. He stopped on Sunday which is why we should to go to church every Sunday.
Naylea Animates
Ok hold on thanks for the idea
*God Makes Jesus*
"Get a copy of me."
Sure.
"Make is smaller, have it's mom be a virgin."
Do you need a drink?
"I'm not finished if you want a paycheck."
...
"Make him endlessly suffer until he is reunited with his true father."
ISN'T THIS YOUR SON???
"Still not finished, child."
Why did I sign up for this?
"Make sure he is the first to t-pose."
*this is what happens when you expose him to memes. LOOKIN AT YOU ZEUS.*
(God creating Jesus)
God: hey.
Mary: hey.
God: what's your sign?
Wanna know how god created me?
Well then here
(God creating me)
A: ok theres a new one here, her name is charlotte rose callon
G: hmm, lets add a ruff life,
A: aww
G: funny, girly when younger and tomboy when older
A: mmhmm
G: make her mostly emotionless i think at the start of 9 maybe
A: WH-
G: IM NOT FINISHED!
G: hmm make her memey, and wanting of a channel so she does it privately
A: so far its ok
G: make her LOOOOOOOVE dragons and wolves
A: cool!
G: quiet
A: ok..
G: hmm mostly pale as heck skin
A: why...?
G: with brown with some blonde/goldish streaks with some strands of red
A: cool hair!
G: hazel eyes, very awesome friends!
A: mmhmm
G: gamer
A: k
G: hmm
A:...
G: SUPER TALL!!
A: wh *wheeze*
G: alot of freakles, especially on the face
A: oh my..
G: make her hate those horned horse things
A: o k
G: make her a t posing goddess
A: WHAT?!?!
G: DID I STUTTER?!?
A: *done with gods shit and life*
G: oh and make her an fnaf lover when older.
A: *dying on the inside* o k
G: make her not scared of mostly any jumpscares
snackfan I was slain by this comment. I died laughing. 😂😂
@@vinokai twas the goal
HEY ZEUS HOW 'BOUT YAH LET HADES HAVE A THRONE ON OLYMPUS ,HMM!!!
It sounds like he's slowly getting more drunk as the video goes on
Lol
Thats the point
He sounds like markiplier to me tbh
So that’s why wine is God’s blood
Every time the angel is tired of gods shit, take a shot.
God making cartoons
God: You know those animals we made?
Angel: Yeah?
God: Make them talk.
Angel: Okay.. not the weirdest you’ve give-
God: And don’t make gravity work until they look down!
Angel: SO CLOSE!!
Coyote: so that's how I was made...
Roadrunner: ok let's run now
Ded
God making loony tunes
God : oh! But don’t make all of them talk!
[God making Dragons]
God: take a lion
Angel: k
God:give it scales
Angel: Okay, i'm seeing a good direction here
God: Give it bat wings
Angel: Wait wha-
God: MAKE IT BREATHE FIRE!
Angel: Sounds demonic
God: Oh shit right, make the humans kill them all and fantasize about them in a few hundred years
Angel: Why do you do these things
alpha reaperion
God: CAUSE I CAN ALSO I DONT HAVE A FAMILY AND IM SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!
_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ they do accept it looks more... reptilian.
_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ The ones in Chinese mythology do. The ones from Europe have more reptilian heads.
G: oh right, make an author that will have her own adorable versions of them
A: Aiight
G: and then if an animated movie is made of it make the main one adorable
A: what's animated? or a movie?
G: DON'T QUESTION ME!
_MILETIL_ BLIGHT_ The ones in Chinese myths do and the other dragons are more reptileish.
*god making penguins*
God: Get a bird
Angel:ok
God: panda it
Angel: sounds kinda cute...
God make its feathers water proof so it can swim
Angel:ok
God: and make it viciously overprotective
Angel:WTH..?!
A tuxedo bird
Tuxedo birb
Keninja_Greninja Subscribe to Pewdiepie 👈
*Tuxedo Birds*
God creating bunnies
G- Okay get a mouse
A-Kay
G-stretch its ears
A-Right..?
G-shorten its tail and legs and make them cotten balls
A-..
G-and make them the bottom of the food chain.
God creating pikachu
G: take a mouse
A: okayyy...
G: make it larger
A: like a rat?
G: LARGER
A: OKAY
G: make it yellow
A: wtf
G: make it sneeze electricity
A: im done...
AliAlien PIKA PIKA
I saw a rat get struck by lightning
Holy Shi-
And it was adorable!
What are you.
Make one who's life is that.
I'm watching this even though I've seen them separately
Same
*Starrcasm* s a m e
*Starrcasm*
Same
same
*Starrcasm* I can relate so much
God Creating a Dragon
God: Okay, so....you take a danger noodle
Angle: I got a bad feeling....
God: Make it HUGE....
Angel: Knew it
God:......give it wings...
Angel: Wait, wha-
God: AND MAKE IT BREATHE FIRE!
Angel: You gotta be kidding me!
And sometimes cute
An angle can talk?! WOWEE
The angle has a bad feeling
AND FOUR CRAZY LEGS
In finnish a dragon is called lohikäärme and ot means salmonsnake.
I can just imagine God telling the angel to put them together
God creating Pugs
G: Gimme a good old dog.
A: Okay...
G: Make it reeeaaaallly small...
A: Mhm...
G: Now give it a curly tail.
A: It looks adorable!
G: Great, great... Now smash its face in.
A: Wha-
G: You heard me. Smash its face in.
A: But it looks so adorable now...
G: SMASH ITS FACE IN OR B E G O N E.
A: Fine.
Wade L. IS THAT HOW THEY WERE MADE.......god smashed in there faces with a frying pan
I love my Pug
continuation:
A: fine..........im gone bye hastala bye bye *walks away*
Wade L. BEGONETHOT
@@bleh1569 Sorry my brother Satan beat me at arm wrestling and He got my Flat Glowing thing for a day.
*How God made the Centipede and the Snake*
God: Okay, how many legs do we have left?
Angel: just 100
Centipede: DIBS!!!!!
Snake: YOU ASSSSSSS HOLE!!!!!!!!
Oh my God, yes
Ram Believer YES
Crystle Tear
God: *drunken slur* DON'T USE MY NAME IN VAIN.
Tetra Wolf
*Snake rolls his eyes while the Centipede sticks his tongue out*
Ram Believer
And the poor Snake gets none
God making Tigers
G: take a cat
A: ok
G: make it huge
A: um ok
G: give stripes
A: huh
G: make it's babies SUPER CUTE
A: aww-
G: *make it eat people*
A: ...Lucifer had the right idea-
Rhythm Song for what?
Christina- Sama who Lucifer?
Demi-Fiend of Time oh wow . Um thanks for your very informative explanation.
Rhythm Song tigers eat people??????
Alaura Alcero Satan
God making puffins
G: so you know the tuxedo birds?
A: ...
G: make them able to fly,
A: mhmm
G: and make them smaller and make their beak bigger
A: * sighs * ok
That actually isn't bad
God making Red Pandas:
G: Ok so take a Panda.
A: K.
G: Make it smaller.
A: So far so good.
G: Give it pointy ears.
A: Cute.
G: Make it fluffy.
A: This is actually pretty good.
G: Now make sure it gets an anime where it's always stressed and sings death metal.
A: *WHY!? IT WAS GOING SO WELL!*
Sage Fields of Foxes loving da reference 👌👌👌
DEATH METAL TIL I DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
Sage Fields of Foxes it’s not a panda there a ferret
G: And make sure it has a boss who Is a pig and a asshole
this is why i love humanity, yet also what anime is this?!
I don't think God was drunk, I think he just knew we'd look at it and go: "WTF?!" He must have a good sense of humor, he did make the platypus after all.
DuckbeaverpoisonousstingythingAUSTRALIAAAA
God creating Dogs
G: remember wolves?
A: Yes
G: make it cute
A: ok
G: make it man's best friend
A: this sounds really good
G: make it bark at any sounds at night
A: here we go
G: and make it eat its own shit
A: WHY MUST YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!
lmao
G: and then make them lick their owners face
Camdaman this made me burst out laughing literally laughing 😂
This is perfect lol😂
Camdaman
God: And make it howl at the Moon for no effing reason waking everyone up
Better than the one in the video for dogs
I love that God sounds drunk af
MelodyStark he probably is
Well, that would certainly explain the duckbill platypus. 🤣
*God Creating Pugs*
G: Remember the dogs?
A: Yeah, why?
G: Okay now making a new dog but smaller
A: Sure
G: Now give them small floppy ears
A: Aww
G: Oh and don’t forget the small muzzle crunched up against their face
A: Aw, it’s pretty cut-
G: Now make it very hard for it to breathe
A: But.. but
G: SHUT UP! I’m not finished!
G: Give it a short tail instead of a long one. Now it can’t wag.
A: How cruel..
G: Ohh yes.
Edit: Holy crap didn’t expect that many likes! Thank u!! ❤️
People did that one.
The tail bit is more of a Boston terrier.
Les Grossman You must be the clown at parties... the party-er (ya better not correct me on any of this spelling or grammar.)
*someone who acknowledged that pugs have difficulty breathing*
5
God creating red pandas
G: you know pandas
A: yeah
G: make it red and small
A: cute
G: make its baby’s the cutest thing ever
A: I like this
G: Make it not related to pandas
A: Ok...
G: and make humans hunt them and make them endangered
A: COME ON
Nice 😂😂
@@foreverbored1713 You know he is talking about you right?
@@foreverbored1713 Um . . .Your profile picture . . .Red panda. . . .Endangered. . . .Nevermind
Pussy
Josh what
[God creating guinea pig]
"Take a pig"
Alright.
"Make it smol and fluffy"
Ooh, this could turn great.
"Give it a smaller version of biever teeth"
Alright
"And to finish of, make it squeec cutely"
FINALLY SOMETHING NORMAL HALLEJULIA!!
InterlectualFlowerQueen God: oh and make people cook it in some countries
Angel: *sobs* JUST WHY?????
And all the angles sang praise the lord
Yuki Suki Whyyyyyyyyyyy
*JUST WHYYYYY*
And make it bite the shit out of people for no reason.
**How they made rocks**
G: see this?
A: yeah? Its a stone?
G: call it a rock
A: w-what!
God making lions
G: Ok, take a cat
A: Ok...
G: Make the males have huge rings of fur around their faces
A: ok this seems pretty-
G: Give them huge claws and massive teeth
A: uh
G: and make them kill anything smaller then them
A: of course
Didn't make me laugh. I'm sending you to the Heaven for the "Special" Humans.
What why would you do that
Of course. Like he knew it was gonna happen
God creating dolphins
G:Make a smaller whale
A:What
G:Make it incredibly smart
A:Sounds good so far
G:Make them cute and squishy
A:So cute
G:Make them hunt in packs
A:finally a normal animal
G:I DIDNT SAY I WAS FINISHED. Make those humans keep them as slaves and make them do tricks
A:WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUDGE.
Kaye Feelie FUCK*
Kaye Feelie probably one of the very few normal ones.
-Dolphins
-Normal
Pick one, my dude. Maybe they're alright physically, but they're messed up mentally.
G: And make them rape fish corpses.
And make them sound like a helium balloon losing air.
angel needs a raise
Heza Usami me too xD
GOD creates forest fires
God:you know fire
Angel:yah
God:make them in forests and huge
Angel:whu-
God:I'm nOT DONE
Angel:......
GOD:and they will be in
Angel:ARIZONA
GOD:ohh and make Florida sink over time
Angel:WWWHHHHAAAATTTT
God making seals:
G:make it have whiskers
A:good so far
G:make sure it has banana for toe nails
A:wh-
G:I’m not finished yet!
G:Make them have slick grey skin
A:dude what the fuq
G: and then have people murder them!
What is wrong with slick grey skin?
@@yourgay5150 thats a leopard seal
God creating tide pods
A: these humans are getting dirty
G: okay...?
A: should we make something to clean their clothes
G: sure
G: make them squares
A: okay...
G: make them white, blue and orange
A: these look nice!
G: - and make humans have a strange urge to eat them
A: WHAT THE FU-
G: - I'M NOT DONE YET!
G: make the humans make an anime character named tide pod chan
A: *internal screaming*
ThatGuy omfg 😂😂😂
ThatGuy why
Heather Jones cos i can
This meme died months ago...
JANuary j Mostly due to the people propagating it dying... From eating Tide Pods...
God creating bunnies
G:make them small
A:ok
G:fluffy
A:cute
G:giant ears
A:what
G:buck teeth and strong legs
A:oh this actually isn't that bad
G: and make them eaten by almost everything possible
I have a bit to add on
G: and also make them have babies like crazy
A:WHY
G: NOT DONE YET
A:...
G:if they feel threatened make them leave their baby’s to die
A:OH COME ON
also add
g: also make them hump legs and leave scratch marks on the leg.
[God making Sharks]
G: Take a fish
A: Okay.....
G: Make them suuuuper big, like a whale but one is bigger than a whale.
A: Alright......
G: Now give it three rows of super sharp teeth
A: WHAT THE HECK?!?!!
G: And as an added bonus, Make 6 movies about these fish being fused with Tornadoes!
A: Somehow, I feel like I lost touch with reality!
God creating moths
God: Take a butterfly
Angel: Sure
God: Make it super ugly and disgusting
Angel: What the-
God: I'M NOT FINISHED!
Angel: Here we go...
God: Make it fly towards every light it sees and don't make it stop when a lamp or something burns it lol
Angel: ...
HOW DARE YOU CALL MOTHS UGLY!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOTH POKÉMON????
Screaming Idiot Yeah I'm a big Pokemon fan. But real life moths are the most disgusting thing in existance.
MiningGlalie Moths aren’t ugly..
Sophia Kookie I have Mottephobia. Case closed.
MiningGlalie HA HA HA HA
[God creating an okapi]
God: ALRIGHT! I got an idea...
Angel: what is it this time?
God: take a horse
Angel: sigh...ok
God: now jam it together with a zebra
Angel: here we go again
God: OOH! OOH! MAKE IT A SPECIES OF GIRAFF-
Angel: .....I assume you have more
God: DO NOT INTERRUPT ME!
Angel: can we get this over with?
God: fine...give it a nickname; "African unicorn"
Angel: ok...
God: NO! Make it have *two* horns
Angel: continually bangs head against desk
[God making a hyena]
God: Okay take a dog
Angel: Good, you can't ruin dogs.
God: Make it part zebra
Angel: Wait, that's not how logic works...
God: I'm God, do you think I care?
Angel: But, I...
God: don't forget to make it eat everything.
Angel: Fine
God: Oh, and add some leopard into the mix!
Angel: I F*CKING GIVE UP!
And make it have Satan's laugh
God creating hyenas
G:Take a coyote and give it short fur and a black mane on its back
A:Okay....
G:Make it live in the banlands and kill stuff
A:What the f-
G:And make it laugh.
A:Fuck this....
Make the female hyenas have penises
[god creating 2019]
god: you remember logic?
angel: yeah...?
god: delete the file.
angel: BUT HUMANS THEY-
god: YOU HEARD ME
angel: *calls technican* hey, yeah...hi! do you think you can delete the logic file?
technican: (loud af) I QUIT
My respond to the thumbnail: And that’s how Lucifer was banished lol
my response to the thumbnail: **sees profile pic** **applause**
*God Making Anime*
G : you remember humans right?
A : Yes
G: ok....make all kinds of em cute
A : ok not to bad....but theres gona be a twist i just know it
G : make them have zero gravity
A : why though
G : cause......I said so
A : ..............
G : make them really popular for humans
A : ok...so far so good
G : and lastly make them have Big eyes like super duper big eyes like mansion sized eyes
A : Why do I even work for you....
MA WORK HERE IS DONE BOIS XDD
But God didn't-
The devil made anime
(Henti)
All of that you said
Make them fuck each other
**makes hentai**
Remember anime?
yea
Now give them huge fucking tiddies.
wh-
And give it a huge ass.
why d-
And now make it so that it's in a thirteen minute long video and it mates.
why do i exist
God: Also make all the young boys look like really cute girls
Angel: ...
God: oH and when they get turned on they gotta make a blood fountain from their nose
Angel: that doesn't sound remotely good for their health
*[God making red pandas]*
God: Okay so take a raccoon
Angel: Okay
God: But give it a striped tail like a lemur
Angel: This might be kind of normal actuall-
God: Make it red like blood
Angel: .....
God: OH AND MAKE IT HIBERNATE LIKE A BEAR
Angel: I'm gonna go work for Satan
It's like a raccoon and a fox made a baby with razor sharp claws
God Makes Tigers:
G: ::inhales:: *Giant Barcode Cats.*
A: Wha-?!
G: I AIN'T DONE.
A: ...
G: Also make them the only cats that like water, make it huge and terrifying yet everyone loves them.
A: I am so done.
[God making a chicken]
God: Remember birds?
Angel: Oh no...
God: make them short and fat...
Angel: what else?
God: They also can't fly
Angel: sure
God: they are delicious.
Angel: Not the worst thing you've said
God: Also we eat their unborn children.
Angel: WHY MUST YOU DO THIS?
MOUHAHAHA
Well, I mean, the eggs we eat aren't fertilized and thus are not baby chicks, but ok...
Desireé we have the same name 😂
AceQueen24, cool but Desireé is only my middle name.
Sonicking917 and also its the chicken periods so if you eats eggs you eat periods
God creating a Rooster
God: so take a chicken
Angel: alright
God: Now make it colorful
Angel: this sounds pretty ok
God: make it scream like an alarm clock
Angel: wh-...?
God: DA DA DA, LET ME FINISH
God: now make is attack anything that breathes and make it big
Angel: *leaves* IM DONE
God: DON'T FORGET TO GIVE IT A RED GLOVE ON ITS FACE
G: THEY SHALL BE NAMED COCKS
A: *fucking leaves*
Meme Jesus oml y e s
[God creating sea cucumbers]
God: grab a cucumber.
Angel: mk. *Grabs.*
God: maybe add some spikes..
Angel: uh..k
God: now make it ALIVE!
Angel: wtf..
God: oh, and make it live in the sea.
Angel: what the living heck..
Also, give it tentacles
U forgot one thing
God- make it breath throught its anus
*Cough* _It fires it's organs out through its anus_
God creating armadillos:
G: Tactical. Assault. Possums.
(God making Blobfish)
G: okay remember the Axolotl?
A: yes...
G: make it the absolute embodiment of lazy, and mix it with a fish.
A: Fat fish, got it.
G: Now... make it have the harmony between cute and hideous.
A: what?? Fine. Mission accomplished. Kinda reminds me of Lucifer.
G: Good one. You might get promoted.
A: Anything else?
G: ...
G: Take away it's skeleton.
A: WHY???
G: and it's only source of food is minerals from deep sea volcanoes.
A: why do I even try???
G: you name it.
A: the Lucifish
G: nah I got a better idea.
Bonus:
G: Make that Blobfish a meme.
A: well okay I can see that without your will anyway, but here we go.
A promotion XD
Lololol
God Making Polar Bears
G: Take a bear
A: *sigh* Ok..
G: Make it's fur white
A: Mk.
G: Place it in the arctic and make it a great swimmer. Add a cute face too.
A: This sounds pretty cool! Are we gonna make a cute animal for once?
G: *chuckles* Oh no no, it's going to be very damn aggressive and LOVE meat for food.
A: *face palm* Why do I even bother..
ii_Pixel Bird_ii
I'll have you know a polar bears fur is clear
ii_Pixel Bird_ii: A polar bear's fur is see-through.
G: & a soda brand will use it on their sodas
A: actually this isn't very far fetched
(god making pitcher plants)
G: so, you know those flytraps right?
A: yes?
G: okay, so make it bigger
A: uh huh, yes
G: and remove it's teeth
A: i don't like where this is goi-
G: I DIDN'T FINISH
G: and then, make it have a mutualistic relationship with the shrew
A: oh, that's kinda cute!
G: oh yeah, the pitcher plant benefits by eating the shrew's shit
A: sometimes i wonder why they put YOU in control
God creating the TikTok e-boy
God: make them cute
Angel: ok cool
God: let them dye their hair pastel colors
Angel: um?ok sounds kinda fun
God: makethemlowkeyracistandhomaphobic
Angel: wait _what_
God: ... give them the talent of song and dance
Angel: HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE
God: **sigh** ok ok you’re right... I’m sorry I don’t know what I was thinking....
Angel: oh no it’s fine everyone makes mis-
God: they don’t NEED talent! Their looks will be enough to make them popular!
Angel: _THAT WAS _*_NOT_*_ THE PROBLEM_
God creating Flies:
God: Soo... Give it wings.
Angel: Got it..
God: Make it buzz..
Angel: Hm, not so bad..
God: Make it the most useless bug in the WORLD.
Angel: Ya know, this animal may actually be the most normal you've ever do-
God: And make it feed off of dead bodies.
Angel: GOD DAMMIT.
I Can’t Breath
Awesome Dawn, actually they don't feed of dead bodies, they get attracted by the smell and lay there eggs in corpses and carcasses!
[God creates Great White Sharks]
G - Ok, make a 12 foot long fish!
A - Over exaggerating again..what else?
G - Make it native to the hottest country ever (Australia)
A - Ok...there’s something bizarre I know it..
G - Make it so that there is a triangle on its back and there are little razor blade teeth all over it’s mouth and they keep growing back!
A - Oh yeah, I forgot to ask the tooth fairy for my money last year...
G - WAIT! I ALMOST FORGOT!!
A - What now?
G - Lose the attitude! Make it so that more people are killed a year by coconuts than these death machines! (This is a true fact.)
A - Why u do dis??
PandaOfAwesome #MLG I didn't know about the coconut thing. 🤯🤯
Kareem 04 XD Google it, nice to know you learnt a new fact
Some great whites can grow to 20 to 25 feet
[GOD MAKING CATS]
G: take a cute furry ball
A: ok
G: Make it VERY FLUFFY and Nice
A: Alright..anything else to add?
G: Then put VERY Sharp claws
A: oh god, here we go
G: Make it Sleep almost everyday
A: Wait wha-
G: then make it very lazy
A: ...
G: make it push everything off the shelves
A: why am i still here...
G: Then.. when its nice..Make it angry all of a sudden
A: WHY WOULD YOU DO THA-
G: JUST DO IT
Cats 😍
cat:aww i love u
person: who's a nice kitty? who's a n-?
cat: Attacks your hand*
person: AAAAAA
cat:AAA I SUDDENLY HATE YOU
they both scream
And then make them waaaayyy inferior to dogs. 😂
😂😂
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
God making cruises
G:you know those ships we made?
A:yes
G:make them huge and basically like a paradise to humans
A:Norma-
G:IM NOT DONE
G:now make them expensive as heck to stay there for 5-7 days
A: ;~;
G:now make it so when someone falls off, it takes the cruise workers like 30 mins to find out.
A: WHY!?!
(god making flatfish)
G: okay, you see this fish?
A: yeah?
G: make it a pancake!
A: wha?
G: now give it color changing skin.
A: anything else?
G: yeah, now put both it's eyes on only one side of it's head
A: (sigh) fine...
*GOD Creating Elephants*
G: Go get a Rhino
A: Ok....
G: Make it’s nose a tube
A: Is it weird that this isn’t the weirdest thing you’ve gave me?
G: Now stretch the nose out REALLY long!
A: *Sigh*
G: Make it pretty smart
A: Why?
G: DON’T QUESTION MY WORKS!
A: okay, okay.....
G: Make it LOVE to roll in mud when it get hot
A: Why not water?
G: WHAT DID I TELL YOU!?
A: Sorry sir!
G: And finally.... Make It use it’s nose to drink water, pour mud on themselves, and other hand related things!
A: I..I don’t understand.
lmao
They dont roll in mud.
They dont drink with their trunks, they suck water in it and blow it into their mouths.
Weird flex but OK
Wait elephant likes to roll in mud when its hot instead of pigs?? Im confused
Because pigs likes muds just to cool off
this is why i love elephants.
[God making lobsters]
G:you remember the crab right
A:yes
G:make it skinny and give it a tail
A:not so bad
G:give it antennas
A:weird but OK
G:IM NOT DONE
A:OK OK!
G:put its eyes on the antennas
A:GOD WTF!?!?
And make them immortals too.
God making flies.
God: It's a bug.
Angel: Okay.
God: It flies.
Angel: Okay.
God: Now name it based on it's only action and make it the most annoying creature that has almost no meaning.
Angel: But why--
(God making bearded dragons)
God: take a lizard
Angel: okay?
God: make it really chill, like the calmest reptile ever.
Angel: well that's pretty neat.
God: give it a sticky tougne that it uses to feel it's surroundings.
Angel: that's actuall kinda cute!
God: now give it a third eye it doesn't use and cover it in spikes!
angel: WHY ARE YOU LI-
God: you know what? Make it run like a human at high speeds to!
Angel: *sobs quietly*
Rong lizard mate
YESSSS
DinoCookieCat the word you're looking for is Basilisk.
Which can also run across the surface of water.
Do people keep forgetting more than one reptile can run on their hind legs?
God makes Tigers:
G: Ok, first. Get a cute tabby cat.
A: Aye Aye!
G: Now, make it the largest cat in the world.
A: erm.. ok?
G: Make it live all across Asia.
A: We have a great Animal!
G: and make it a man eater.
A: Why me....
God makes Lions:
G: Ok, get the big tabby thing.
A: ok?
G: Make it golden, remove the stripes and make it live in groups.
A: unusual, but ok!
G: Make it have an Afro.
A: Aye.....
G: Ah, no animal is perfect! Make sure They will eat or kill anything that gets in their path.
A: So basically a big golden tabby 70's thing?
G: yes, you idiot!
A: That’s It, I Quit. I’m going to work with Lucifer
LOL😂
Tigers and lions don’t kill everything really viciously. Tigers aren’t man eaters and lions don’t kill everything in their path. Jeez.
Bob Bills I want this in the next vud 😂😂👍👍
*greets the angel* HELLo *I giggle* Welcome to Hell, I assume you left God and wanna work with Lucifer? If yes, right this way, sir!
Bob Bills well... the biggest cat in the world is cougar :/ HA i'm just saying don't take it serious hehe 😆
God creating kangaroos
G:Okay, make it look like a big rabbit
A:Hmm, oh well.
G:Make it strong!
A:Alright, done.
G:Now make the females have three vaginas.
A:Goodbye.
is this true?!
Yes.
Wow foursome
Already did this.
*God making Shrek*
G: Make a green version of me
A:Wait what?!
G:Yes, and make it fictional
A:Wha-
G:Also turn it into a meme
A:Wtf is a meme?!
[God creating apples]
G: Okay, take a tree and make its fruit delicious, round and red or yellow.
A: Like cherries?
G: Yes, but larger, chewy and with sweet to tart variants.
A: Actually that's not so ba- hey wait a mi--
G: And give it tiny seeds that if injested can kill a person.
A: I mean I guess if the centers are kind of inedi--
G: Oh and worms love to live in them.
A: You monster
KHVathiel what kind of apples do you eat that are chewy?! Apples should have a crisp, juicy crunch to them.
[God makes the okapi]
God: hay you know the zebra?!
Angel: yesss... Why?
God: add a giraffe to it!
Angel: WHAT WHY!
God: DO IT!
Angel: fine
God: and make its ears really flexible
Angel:i dont thing we ca-
God: IT WILL HAVE HOOVES AND HORNS
Angel: fine.
Ilove how so many Army's watch sebastion!
BTS Is to army ❣️
BTS Is to army
An A.R.M.Y . Hi 💜
BTS Is to army *just do it*
I can see why Lucifer left 😂😂😂😂
Gianis Antoniou YAS
Gianis Antoniou omg 😂
Thanks?
Gianis Antoniou that makes me laugh the most😂
Gianis Antoniou
*THAT IS LUCIFER XDDDD*
[God Making Me]
God: “So this female.”
Angel: “Alright.”
God: “She’s very mature and responsible.”
Angel: “Cool cool.”
God: “She’s really good at drawing.”
Angel: “Oh kinda like what I’m doin-“
God: “I’M NOT DONE.”
Angel:
God: “This human stays in their room 90% of their time.”
Angel: “Why..?”
God: “Make her eyesight absolutely garbage that she needs to get a new pair every year.”
Angel: “You are evil.”
God: “No that’s Lucifer anyways, make her real nice.”
Angel: “Well that’s actually nice of you-“
God: “Now make this female feel like she wants to die in a hole every time she has to socialize with people and talk to them.”
Angel: “WHAT THE FU-“
God: “And then make sure she comes from a family where her home language causes her extreme pain because of the language barrier. She can’t even communicate correctly with her own father.”
God: “Oh also, kill the mother.”
Angel:
Angel: “You are not a good boss.”
Do you need a hug? ●︿●
Excuse me, what?
I am so sorry sweetie
Lady, are you okay?
@@ghosttaffy8365 I don't think she is tbh >_>
[God making skunk]
G: take a squirrel
A: uh-huh
G: turn it black
A: ...weird but not *that* weird.
G: make it spray a special thing when scared
A: oh cool that is nice of you
G: make that spray smell terribly bad and can be smelled a mile away
A: a bit overload but is that all?
G: hmm... Make it easily scared of every creature it sees
A: *angel 529 quit his job*
Ice Bear What about the stripe down its back?
Nowylover! Ggilovu only some skunks have stripes down their back
{ _God making wallabies_ }
God: okay take a kangaroo.
Angel: okay
God: now make it smaller
Angel: and what it can kill someone in a second-
God: I WASN'T FINISHED!
Angel: . . .
God: okay, make them super cute.
Angel: okay
God: okay now make them REALLY good at swimming!
Angel: this is the first time you've told me to make a NORMAL animal...
God: OH OH and put them in that one suffering country
Edit: thanks for the likes! :D
DramaticTea
God: It also lives in Australia, y’know? The place I dumped a lot of the dangerous animals?
Angel: So the only normal thing you made me create is in Australia.? Which has a bunch of murderous animals.?
God: YEP! They’re gonna be the cutest thing in Australia, getting people to come over and see them, only to be killed by a spider or danger noodle.
Angel: *snaps pencil*
Oh my god mate that's so true! xD
DramaticTea
I live in Australia and there’s a spider in my room.
God..
*WHYYYYYY*
Amber TheFandomTrashCan I love spiders xD I'll take it
DramaticTea
But it’s cute af tho..
This entire video is so freaking hilarious😂😂❤
ARMYYYYYY
Army💜
Idiots.
@@God-nr5oe lol
I know. 💜
I love the majestic boom that happens everytime He said "I WASN'T FINISHED!".
God creating Legos
G: Okay you know those things that people use to make houses?
A: Yeah
G: Make a tinier version of them for kids
A: Okay this is pretty nor-
G: And make it to where when you step on them you feel like you are f*cking killing your foot
A: **sighs** I wish I could say this is the weirdest thing you've ever made me make
G: WHAT DID YOU SAY
A: Nothing
yes XD
[God creating a narwhal]
G: Hey remember the swordfish?
A: Yeah? What do you want now?
G: make them look like hotdogs.
A:But wh-
G: I'm not done.
G: now turn its sword into a horn, and make it VERY LONG.
A: *Sigh* where does it live?
G: AT THE COLDEST BODIES OF WATER OF COURSE.
A: Ugh.
TIMBA stick the nerve of the tooth into the cold sea and make it Root for food with said tooth.
The stuff I look at😂
TIMBA what's even weirder about narwals is that the "horn" is actually a tooth that grew so long it went through the lip.
I thought Star Butterfly was the creator of narwhals....
JK
Ouwh and make it slightly cuter than swordfish.
The giraffe one. I NEED to find that person and become best friends with them😂
Do you mean @jhopes many nicknames? 💜
Ikr and they're Army
6:06😁
Lmao mood😂😂
Just like Joanna yeah
(god creating hyenas)
G:remember that dog?
A:yes why?
G:make it more dangerous and that they live in a hot place.
A:ok anything else
G:make them laugh.
A:wut
lol
They're also closer to related to cats than dogs
Lion king?
GOD CREATING TODOROKI
God:Make him cute and hot
Angle: .....
God:Make people call him gay
Angle:oh god Did u drink?
God:Make him have a abusive father
Angle:That is just to much!!
God:and make him scared of kettles
Angle:I quit this job
This is beautiful
Do this with MINETA
God:Remember when we made that lowkeyhotanimecharacter
Angel:yeah
God:make his classmate a midget
Angel:not bad yet
God:?and a pervert
Angel:what the f
God:and put huge purple testacles on his head
Angel:please no
God:make them sticky
Angel:kill meeeeee
@@reapermaster1233
Midoriya
G: So, remember that Anime about high school kids with specific super powers?
A: Yeah?
G: Make the protag have zero powers whatsoever!
A: Huh?
G: But have his powers come from his favorite childhood hero!
A: Well, that makes sense some-
G: But he gains said powers by eating a lock of hair from said superhero!
A: This is the worst job ever…
God creating Squids
G: You know that jellyfish we made a while ago?
A: Yeah.
G: Ok. I need you to make its head REALLY REALLY long.
A: . . . K then?
G: Good. Now give it two huge eyeballs the size of your head.
A: WHY DO I DO THIS EVERY SINGLE FU-
G: I'M NOT DONE YET
G: Now give it a really long nose
A: Why did I pick this job . . .
G: Now make it always wear a brown polo shirt.
A: We really need you to get in touch with your therapist again.
G: Now make it live in a house that looks like its face and make it live next to a sponge and a star.
A: I wonder why I still exist
G: Now finally make it have really bad clarinet skills, make it tone-deaf, and make it have a really weird voice.
A: why does my life have to be like this
G: Now sing with me,
A: oh no
G: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!
*Long Gasp* Squidward
Lol (one eye tho???) (btw you forgot he hates the sponge and star)
@@stephanieappleton9573 I fixed it. Sorry!
Pooja Kalidindi XD it’s ok
God making wine
G: now take those grapes
A: ok, and what do I-
G: squish them in a giant wood tub
A: and why-
G: put it into whatever humans store stuff in
A: I'm confusion-
G: and let it rot with style and makes humans crazy
[God making blobfish]
Remember the reeeeeeeeaaaaally big fish with the exploding hole?
"uh.. yeah."
Okay, take away the exploding hole.
"finally something norm--"
NOT. dOne. Make it smaller, like a normal fish size.
"Oh, this is actually pretty cute."
Now make it pink and squishy.
"Why is everything pink??"
Now make it always frown and give it a squid ward nose.
"DUDE WTF"
Also make it only eat little green specks and live in groups of three.
"Anything else?"
They only live by active volcanoes.
"WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK."
God Creating Foxes
G-get a dog
A-and?
G-make it ginger
A-k
G-give it a big cute tail
A-aww
G-get it to kill rabbits
A-done?
G-nope... It kills chickens that humans keep in cages
A-WHY!!!!
Galaxy Gacha ye
TUXEDO
*BIRDS*
*God making warthogs*
God: Alright..take a pig
Angel: Ok
God: Give it a lot more hair
Angel: Hmm..ok..
God: Give it tusks
Angel:....alright
God: And, and..MAKE IT ONE OF THE MOST UGLIEST ANIMALS ON EARTH
Angel: •-• *heavy sigh* Why the hell not..
Angel: "Why the *hell* not..
Get it?
*Get it?*
K.. I'm outta here
You can't say hell in front of god
@@khar8630 good one
@@boj8895 Is like you know.
@@boj8895 not when your to done to care
[God creating bats]
G: Take a deformed bird.
A: The Fu-
G: Make it cute but somehow creepy.
A: Alright??
G: Now give it super hearing
A: How am i supposed to do that!
G: *I. WASN'T. FINISHED.*
A: okay...
G: Now make it sleep upside down, and live in caves.
*Angel has 101% given up.*
jonne Tiirikainen and give them eyes that can’t see for sh*t
GilZeAwesomePrussia TeddyLauren that's a myth cause they are not blind
G: and make sure a human dresses up like one to fight those funny humans
A: you mean clowns?
G: Bingo