You Eat Other Animals? | Sci-Fi Comedy Short Film | Vegan Aliens
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ต.ค. 2021
- A sci-fi comedy in which two happy-go-lucky men are being taken to an alien planet and untold wonders when their vegan hosts learn a stomach-churning truth about humans. Starring Evanna Lynch, Anna Ballantine, James Eeles and Michael Jinks, and an AFTER-CREDITS scene!
#evannalynch #vegan #scifi #comedy #plantbased
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** Please don't pirate and upload this film elsewhere. You'd be stealing from animal charities! **
Producer: Henriette-Mercedes Spiering; DP: Rob Jarvis; Editor: Jim Page; Casting: Zita Zutic Konak @ ET Casting; Costume: Isabella Van Braeckel; Makeup: Tabiatha Mae-Bo Li; VFX Sups: Daniel Cuevas. Qian Han. Josh Barham. Allar Kaasik; Composer: Raphael Fimm; Band Leader: Harry Maund Vocalist: Natalie Oliveri; Sound Designer: Dom Lee; Sound Mixer: Michalianna Theofanolpolou; Special thanks: VegFund. Raw Capture. ET Casting. Brunel Uni. SHL Lighting.
This short comedy was inspired by someone claiming chickens were slaughtered towards the end of their natural lives. I tried to keep it fun rather than labouring points (like pigs being smart). People seem keen to let me know when they think I've failed, but clips from the film have had tens of millions of views across socials, and at least one person stopped eating meat after watching it (the biggest win). The reference to Chinese, like the reference to Japanese and Canadians, refers to inhabitants (and the Yulin Dog Meat Festival specifically) rather than the Han ethnic group.
COMMON ARGUMENTS AGAINST VEGANISM:
I didn't address these in the film as I was blissfully unaware people used such fallacious arguments to justify their support for suffering (while the aliens are surprised humans would still eat animals), but if I respond here I can just ask commenters to read this:
"Other animals eat other animals!"
Other animals have no choice. Other animals routinely commit infanticide, while some animals also eat their own young. Other animals do not wear clothes. The logic of basing your behaviour on what other animals do is clearly flawed, or we should have no compunction in killing or eating babies with our genitalia out (I believe this is frowned upon). Here's a great drama short that imagines humans copying the natural animal behaviour that is rape: • "Norm" - A Short Film
"We're meant to eat meat!"
We evolved as omnivores, but there is now no need to consume meat. That's just a fact. Please read www.scientificamerican.com/ar... and edition.cnn.com/2024/04/30/af..., which shows that the meat-centric paleo diet is a myth. The scientific consensus is that a meat-free diet is the healthiest with research dating to the 1960s (Adventists), while the Southern States made similar arguments for maintaining slavery: that it's something human civilisations had always done (true) and is perfectly "natural" (Stephens). Slavery existed for millennia and the majority thought it was fine so, clearly, neither a historical norm nor the majority view is necessarily the correct or moral one (instead your ethics are likely formed by cultural ethical relativism).
"Eating plants is no better!"
This runs along the lines of plants being "alive", "sentient" or having "feelings". Plants are alive but are not sentient and do not have feelings. If you can't see the obvious difference between a cow and cowslip please read this paper - www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/arti... - which debunks the research that has led to some meat eaters claiming plant sentience in a desperate and obvious attempt at deflection. It may also be worth noting that trees bear fruit specifically to be eaten (I am unaware of any livestock that wants us to eat bits of them), while the argument that eating one life form is no worse than eating any other life form is to also argue people should be eating golden retrievers. Calling vegans hypocrites for distinguishing between the plant and animal kingdoms while distinguishing between different orders of mammal is beyond absurd. Indeed, this whole argument is so embarrassingly inane I'm surprised how many people have convinced themselves it has any merit.
"Animals are killed growing crops!"
Animals are killed harvesting crops though the data is poor (they count populations before and after harvesting so do not account for animals that simply leave when the combine harvester approaches). However, not only is killing animals not the main purpose of arable farming (and tens of billions more animals are killed in animal agriculture each year) but the majority of human-edible crops go to feeding livestock, so meat eaters are still responsible for more of these deaths than vegans (even before the animals are slaughtered for their meat). If you're concerned about creatures being chopped up, veganism would be the best course. - ภาพยนตร์และแอนิเมชัน
Saw a clip of this on TikTok. Great production and script! The after credits scene was a great touch too, lmfao! 🦖
omg same
Same
Great acting as well
SAMEE lol
Yup
Bro, when lion eats antelope nobody judges it, but when I eat my neighbor's dog, suddenly I am a psychopath
Underrated 👏
cause you're smart
@@samnelson7428 finally, some one who thinks I did the smart thing and took free snak
IKR?! Aliens are so sanctimonious.
Eat your neighbor's dog!? Seriously!?
That moment when you're on a double date, and your friend doesn't know when to shut up. :)
this is exactly why wingmen are incredibly overrated :D
It was an early save, if the ambassadors are not accepting of different practices then their planet would be an authoritarian hellhole.
@@manos7958Exactly, what kind of hellholle civilization wouldn't eat meat.
Now, are you gonna finish that infant, or can I?
@@spliter88 It is just a clump of cells after all.
@@jankowalski523 and we don't even know how - like for all we know they could have Avatar like tails - and don't even get me started on alien STDs 😂 so yeah, wingman did his job!
Besides all the other things that one can say about this production i want to thank the designer of the spacecraft. It's pretty hard to come up with a unique design that wasn't seen like a hundred times and given that in this short movie there was no need for any realism whatsoever this spacecraft is amazing.
I think it was Joseph Chukwuma from my brief. He was a student at Escape.
It's like one of the blades off a Ninja blender, lol
I've noticed that too, very unique yet functional design that makes sense!
The honesty though. A little credit to that guy for the honesty
Honesty?? He could have been getting "worshipped" by alien chicks. But nooooo he couldn't keep his mouth shut.
Nope. In this case its just stupid
Agree. Most of people prefer to not admit crazy truth about our civilization)
He is stupid. He really believes his "leather" jacket is made of leather.
@@ledbol I mean, what's there to admit?
If you're sapient species, that also happen to be a herbivore, then props to you, but that didn't happen on Earth, so here we're.
It isn't as if they ask the plants for permission before eating them, and they're alive as well, and can also feel pain in their own way.
"Do you eat eachother?!" Should have been "well...only on rare occassion."
Seldom, tho we do have a lot of movies about it. We call them "zombies".
Well, that could be a sexual reference 🤪
😂😂😂😂
Meanwhile, back in the desert, the natives were eating their dates.
@@paradisepipeco tee hee!
When your wingman is an albatross.
We eat albatross too.
G'Day to you! Try Dodo !!!
@@paultanker5606 can't you that we ate them all!
@@paulnels108I heard they actually tasted horrible too.
The way I remember it, the Albatross was a ships good luck until some idiot killed it. Yes, I've read a poem, try not to faint.
Ever see the live-action He-Man film? There's a scene where the heroes have come to *our* world and they snag some fast food. One of them says "I wonder why they put the food on these little white sticks." One of her companions says "Those are rib bones", and she says "You mean this used to be an animal? What a barbaric world." Her companion keeps eating, though. That scene has stick with me ever since I was a little kid.
I still remember that one too! I love stuff that shows how odd human culture is. Third Rock From The Sun was great for that.
The "if the farm's near an abattoir" line got me 😂
“How old are the chickens when you kill them”
“We’re not sure…”
“42 days.”
“How do you know that?!”
“It’s on the KFC website” 😂
I got confused by that because a old friend used to be a producer for them and he told me 35 days
@@noname-bt9ky are they egg layer's or broiler chickens (for eating)?
42 days... Omg, I didn't know that... They are so young...they are kids. It's horrible
KFC is now Kill Fuckin Chickens.
The sad part is, Republicans waste half the KFC bucket. They avoid the left wing and the dark meat.
They did a great job. They took just as long as the story required. They didn't try to stretch it out.
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There wasn't time for anything to become larger...
Exactly, and funnier than most SNL sketches.
~Ok. Ok. Ok. Is there anything you guys don't eat?~
Average Valenwood Bosmer: "Plants."
yeah, so eww. They are producing oxygen ffs. That's like cutting a branch while you are standing on it. Would be pretty moronic to eat plants.
"How dare you madam, we are CIVILIZED animals!"
lmao that jumpcut between "what is your jacket made from" and them being dumped back to earth was hilarious
exactly, heh
dumb
At first I thought the guy was gonna say something along the lines of “my shirt was made with child labor” and then the aliens were gonna be like, “you enslave your own species?!”
I think they could have understood if'n they knew that sheep just keep growing their wool constantly until it overburdens them. Well then you go back in time, and it's probably because we bred them to be like that :D
Jumpcut. Cutscene is a scene in a videogame cut between gameplay.
You don't need enemies when you got a friend like leather jacket guy... 😅
Nonetheless the clip really showed the perverse coldness with which we treat our fellow animals on earth.
Leather can be had from animals that die naturally.
They could. But that is not the case.@@rswow
@@endlessstudent3512
It is/was the case in India for eons.
It can be. The leather itself is not evil, it's the process of obtaining it that's that's good or bad.
However, with the evil meat industry not going away soon, what do you propose be done with the resultant valuable hydes that seem to have little to no artificial parallel in their great functionality? I say that to discard them all would be a travesty.
That is true...I propose to stop the evil meat industry. People eat far too much meat...they think they are dying if they do not get meat every day. Simply not doable in an ethic way considering the number of humans on this planet. If everybody would only eat at small piece meat once a week, we would not need to torture animals anymore. @@rswow
In that situation, my jacket would definitely be made from synthetic leather.
well mine is i like synthetic it's more water proof then real leather and last longer to boot easier to maintain in the long run which is 20 years old and still going strong the zippers been replaced but who cares the jackets still fine so why not replace it to keep her going
"Do you eat each other?!" Well, girls, but not the way you think.
Top comment 😂😂😂😂
Are you forgetting that some humans have actually eaten each other?
@@naturobotp2974 yeah, I kept asking my wife to eat me but she's too tired.
@@octane7047 I was talking about cannibalism
@@naturobotp2974 And continue to do so.
Post-post-credit scene: Not only do Klingons eat live animals, they eat each other, too.
Them: 👁👄👁
Meanwhile gangs in Haiti...
@@MR-nl8xr ...Who hurt you?
@@SuperionMaximus The same person that just gave you your first like.
@@SuperionMaximus My turn:
who didn't tell you?
Most Klingons only eat meat from live or recently slaughtered animals, and yet they set up an interstellar empire.
So the score is 2-1 Meat Eaters.
The ,,almost dead" part realy got me. Amazing work.
Seeing Luna Lovegood serving this is so on character for her
Oh my gosh. That was freaking hilarious. Sadly, Klingons make sure a lot of food they eat is still alive. They would have a good relation with Vulcans, though!
Ok, so that isn't the friend you bring as a wingman.
The other guy knew he was going to ruin it!
He wasn't the wingman you wanted but the one you needed.
But he’s the puller😂😂😂😂
Because he'll eat all the wings
@@asetelini Love it......
We now know his jacket is genuine leather, not fake leather.
He THINKS* his jacket is genuine leather
It's called acting! Fake leather jackets can go to drama school too, you know!
My kitty kat is actually a weasel in a kute kuddly kitty kat kostume. I could tell by the fake mews.
At least the guy was stupidly honest and saved the Vegan aliens more time to find out - He should've been given a reward, lol.
they were just looking to get LalD. The Aliens I mean. They just dried them up.
The other guy didn't seem to have any idea of how disgusted the women were. He just answered every question like he was in a job interview.
This isn't a comedy skit, this is just a documentary of my average Saturday night.
Even though I haven't eaten a critter since 1967, your plight brings to mind what that great enlightened sage and hip-hop philosopher Bart Simpson once said,
*_"You don't win friends with salad..... (repeat, ad nauseam)"_*
@@benjaminmorris4962 Depends if women count as aliens.
@@benjaminmorris4962 Many aspects of human nature can be quite shocking and very weird, O ye of little cash. And much of that is nothing to be proud of. This is well illustrated by MAGA, and many of the comments on this page.
@@tomgjgj That is a matter of perspective, young Jedi. I suppose women are indeed aliens, if you're speaking from Uranus.
@@tomgjgj I suppose women do indeed _"count as aliens",_ young Jedi, if your POV is from Uranus.
There's always that one friend who needs to shut up by one sentence.
Bro, but he's the puller
That was hilarious! What "To Serve Man" wanted to be. Thank you!
This is such a great short. The acting, the delivery of lines down to the awkward chewing while asking what the leather coat is made of. Brilliant!
They're in for a rude awakening at the Klingon planet.
OK but.. I don't understand one thing- These girls knew that people are animals and they didn't understand that some animals are predators and eat meat? Sorry.. This plot makes no sense.
@@jangofett9737 the skit is satire, its not supposed to be taken literally its making fun of certain social interactions that happen in the dating world where ppl view certain viewpoints like eating meat as completely incompatable with them, viewing each other as almost alien.
@@michelchaman6495 looks more like a vegetarian agenda video to me, sold with some comedy (which happens to be plotted around dating aliens).
@@kliersheed i see what ur saying good point
The Klingon's don't even wait for their food to die before they start eating.
Fun note, apparently "Klingon" is a legitimate word to TH-cam.
Haha I'm not even vegetarian, but this was entertaining and so true.
Q: How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?
A: Don't worry, _they'll_ tell you ...
@@PanhandleFrank 😂🤣
Have to admit - I thought this was going to be some preachy clickbait, snarky lecture film but it was very well done. Constant giggles! Much appreciated.
do you eat each other to well some do sadly and even eat you alive to which is worse then having the decency to kill you before eating you😭😭😭
yes we are that fucked up as a species when you think about it😭😭😭😭😭
I'm only interested in space to eat all the aliens.
Exactly, some of them must be delicious.
In what way 😏
Yuck.......
I hope there is a star trek species like this, not just stupid monster like but really just intelligent cannibals exploring space cuisine
@@crawlingnemesis2967 The wraith from stargate, although they eat your life, not flesh in the normal sense.
I would never go to a planet where they serve their romanesco raw with celery sticks
Yes, Vegan is totally okay, but give us fat sugar and taste😂
Wow, I didn't know that's a real vegetable. It's beautiful.
Well said!.... This is how I look at people who eat "dead animals" it's like and then you "EAT IT?" like what!?
Brilliant ✨ Hope it helps the great apes evolve 💚
*LOVE* the design and motion of the ship at the end!
love the whole thing, perfect and so good in such a short format!
Yup, great design. The spin gravity habitable section during coast and probably invert or use middle section under sustained thrust; and we don’t talk about propulsion….
Yes, it's interesting... but.... not even close to practical. When the spinning stops as it lands... unless there is both anti-gravity (required to defeat the gravity of what they are near or touching) and artificial gravity generation to keep tables to stuck to whatever is intended to be the floor.... it's going to be looking a tad bit messy on the first run. And... no need to get too deep into all the problems "moving parts" cause. We keep moving parts to only what is absolutely necessary. Moving parts require most of the maintenance and cause most of the problems.
Honestly I think the fact that they don't waste that part of the cow should actually count as a positive.
I'm no longer afraid of being kidnapped by aliens.
Actually, those aliens wanted to bring the guys to their planet as a new delicacy. But it turned out the aliens wanted something kosher or halal.
They were hoping for something more corn fed.
@@ILikeMyPrivacytbt Doritos, cheetos, fandangos and soda (corn syrup water). Corn junk diet!
@@whome9842 Yes but raw corn has a way of sweetening the meat and still being affordable.
We eat and wear them, among other things. Funny, objective, direct-to-the-point script, excellent acting and perfect spaceship.
Well some of us do and the consumption of animal products causes all diseases known to mankind (including coronavirus)
Well to be honest, at least they we make full use of the animal. Including skin, organs and bones.
I was thinking "Hey! That alien chick looks like Luna Lovegood!" and I was right! That's Evanna Lynch!
👏Thanks to TH-cam for recommending this video! 😃👍
Never mind Klingons! They eat one of their delicacies ALIVE
So do we.. a few actually. Octopus is the one that gets me, who wants tentacles writhing in your gut 🤮
@@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid Even worse, octopi are smart and they know when they are being eaten, so they will choke you to death if they can, which is why there is a technique to eating them. Ever seen Old Boy?
@@dunningdunning4711 Or CSI?
Vegans rip baby carrots from their cradles and eat them alive as well.
@@DKNguyen3.1415 Or The Boys?
I definitely would buy a ticket to a movie with this script 👌
tv sitcom.
dumb
😂😂😂
The Orville has writing like this. Human-alien culture shock.
Yep. Except like all good stories the humans will convert the crazy vegan aliens to good old fashioned burgers.
Terrific! Well done.
Nicely unsettling "Houston Houston Do You Read?" (by Tiptree) vibe at the beginning
If they were aware of animals to the degree that they know were great apes, they would already know that many animals eat meat, and so while they may be surprised that such a civilized species eats animals, they probably wouldn’t be as confused and surprised
I mean if you want to get realistic, it's highly unlikely any species could ever have enough intelligence to make fire let alone develop space travel without first being hypercarnivore predators for several million years like we did. But it's just a comedy skit.
@@elibeeblebrox1084 Vegan aliens may not necessarily evolve from a species that is exclusively vegan. It's plausible that they could have developed advanced technology that eliminates the need for consuming animals from their own planet, similar to humans in the Star Trek universe.
@@deepseadarew6012 sure, but then they'd understand and wouldn't be disgusted with another species for not reaching that point yet, unless they're some youths with their own alien version of tiktok brainrot, unaware of basic history facts.
You know, I'm on the fence about aliens but thet might not be as ridiculous as I'm making it sound. I heard someone theorize that aliens aren't allow to make contact with us until we develop further, so the only ones visiting are drunks, rebellious teens, and pranksters, which is why there are so many crashes. To quote Trump, "they're not sending their best"
@@deepseadarew6012fancy shmantsy, it is a meat, even if its is "created" by replicator.
@@AKUJIVALDO Vegans are not necessarily against eating meat, they are against the exploitation of animals, which in the modern context just happens to be highly correlated with the purchase of animal products. That won't be the case with the proliferation of technologies such as cultured meat, molecular 3d printing, or replicator technology. It's not a diet, it's an ethical position.
Well, the Klingons will be a shock 😆😂
I wanna see vegan aliens fight with plant aliens
Great script, good acting, always that friend who thinks he's clever but is actually just a complete muppet.
Nah it's a stupid script, the whole premise is dumb. If they knew what animals were, they would know that they eat each other. And they would have no reason to be surprised that humans eat animals too.
He was remarkably well-informed about typical animal lifetimes and farming methods.
I love the spaceship design!
Great story, short and good acting!
yah the ship is great , finally a unique thought
Thanks. The ship was inspired by mushrooms 🙂
@@WilyFilms By or On?
@@gcerchioYes.
@@gcerchio Is there a difference though?
Absolutely brilliant and better than a lot of the big studio stuff! These guys have TALENT!!!
It did feel very natural, didn't it.
She self-own when she told him "But you are animals!" She effectively explained why is normal for him to eat animals. BTW. That alien pair surely had a very British accent.
Please read the description.
OMG … for a second I started getting anxieties. I thought they were going to follow suit … eat them and make jackets out of them.
"You still consume matter?"
Yeah
Eaten anything that casts shadows lately?
That's the only answer for veganism. You're still immoral if you don't make your own energy.
said the 7th level vegan...
Great concept, production, and loved the space craft design, especially the exterior! The post credit scene was the best knowing Klingons. 😂
SOOOO GOOOOD... great
Nice job fellas. Niiice job.
last line is missing when it faded to black: "well, you feel like a burger?" "yeah"
I wonder how they would feel about carnivore animals. Would they be shocked learning that cats eat meat ?
They'll find out after meeting the Klingons.
The limits of your cognitive abilities and world view are truly astounding.
I mean they did obviously acknowledge dogs and pigs, which are carnivores and omnivores respectfully.
Ever since Trump found out that a vegetarian eats vegetables, he won't go near a humanitarian.
@@ShepardCommander The word is _"respectively",_ not _"respectfully",_ young Jedi, although no harm no foul; your meaning was clear. So I submit my correction respectfully. And both dogs and pigs are actually omnivores, although it is not unusual for folks to assume otherwise. Neither is a carnivore. A typical house kitty is an obligate carnivore, however.
omgg this was such a good short film!! amazing!! i didn't come from tiktok, youtube reccomended me
You notice how happy those two blokes were...?
And that is why we humans Can't Have Alien Stuff!!!
MOOOOOOOOOO!
Brilliant script & skillful use of comedy. From one filmmaker to another: great work! 👏
This was great fun and an excellent use of every second!
The guy on the right is just fumbling the bag
Good production! bravooo
My cat eats mice like they're Snickers bars. Starting with the head. She's adorable.
How hilariously clever and ever so snarky you must imagine yourself to be, Skippy. You not only missed the mark, you missed the target entirely. Try harder. We have faith in you.
@@paradisepipeco who are you
@@bogushype4451 I am merely your best friend in this moment, Junior; attempting to suggest a much needed course correction. Cats are born carnivores. And we love them for adhering to their true nature. Humans, on the other hand, have been given the gift of intelligence allowing for choice, in that we can actually alter our evolution and adopt and embrace such aspects of an enriched existence that do not exist in nature.... such as compassion, inclusion, and respect for those who differ in some way from who we are.
In other words, we can understand and adopt *The Golden Rule,* and if we choose to accept it and treat others as we would wish to be treated, we enable a far more rewarding life with enhanced vision and empathy. And thank you for asking.
Regards to your cat.
*_"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes."_*
~~ Jack Handey
*_"When the wise man points at the moon, the fool stares at his finger."_*
~~ Mokèlé Mbèmbé
🙊🙉🙈
@@paradisepipeco so you dont disagree about my cat eating mice like a snickers bar head first?
@@bogushype4451 Nice how much you enjoy being a troll.
But are you sure what you have is really a cat? You can usually spot an imposter by the fake mews.
Crickey. If they don’t like the eating habits of humans I think they should probably avoid going to see the Klingons
The earthy accents of the aliens brought a smile to my face.
should add, that humans do eat each other. We will eat everything, given half the chance it's likely we'll try eating any aliens too at some point
This is such a hilarious video. This should definitely be recommended on TH-cam.
Took a while but here we are
lucky escape from the "space vegans who are always right" 🤣
ABK has a lot to answer for.
Well how do you call people who folow the facts? Wrong?
Say what you will but they make a good point.
Can you prove them wrong? Or are you seeing your own reflection when you act in the right?
Well, where are the ABK's answers? May you find them? Can these answers be correct or rational?
It's a bit on the fantasy side. A more sciencefictional dialogue would have been like:
- we, yes, we do eat meat...
- live??!?
- oh no no (...)
[later, aliens among themselves]
- that's disgusting... but... when I pictured them eating live animals...
- .... yeah it turned me on, too
Brilliant and funny! ❤
It would be great if there's a part two😂
Luna lovegood.
LOL now THAT is an accurate depiction of how AGHAST an advanced Civilization would be if they came here
I sincerely doubt the accuracy of that assumption.
With friends like this you don't need enemies
Many thanks to the YT algorithm for bringing me here. Subscribed!
That space ship design is dope af
Bros escaped a great calamity 😂😂😂😂
Lol! Everyone has a mate like that somewhere! 😂
I am not kidding. I had this idea for a movie for a long time. This is awesome.
amazing! we deffinitly need more of these comedy skits. You got a sub added!
Plants and vegetables scream at ultrasonic frequencies when you put them in the microwave, ya know!
An alien planet with only herbivores and zero carnivore species. Interesting idea.
Wonder where they got their canine incisors from.
@@jeffcarroll6553 From the millions of years that they would have existed as carnivores/omnivores, obviously. Any other daft questions, Jeff?
@@jeffcarroll6553 thos are not canine. you cant even tear a rabbit with these.
That was really great and funny. Instant sub. Good luck with the Klingons.
The Klingons also eat animals, sometimes while still alive!
@@williambrown2830 Gagh is always best when served live."
-Klag
Lmaooo i didn't see the jacket part coming
pretty solid script and filmography!
Brilliant film!
You should make a movie with this i promise it will be damn great
Saw it on TikTok now im here
I have to admit that was funny, and what's more totally unexpected.
Это Шедевр!) Благодарю за эту прекрасную идею😂😊🎯
Great concept & fantastic execution!!! 👍👍👍
Absolutely Marvellous 🤩 Brilliant Wonderfully conceptualized… triggered the vegan vein👌🏻
yes, are you delicious? ..... star wars path unlocked.
Every UK space ship looks like a kid made it out of a toilet paper roll and some stickers.