This was MrsLoriT's tweet After no answer, our neighbor peaked out of her door & said I do not have on pants and threw candy at us. #WeirdestHalloweenEver
I like how Jimmy saved Steve's bad joke that got no laughs by doubling back to the Superman thing. Very pro move.. Even if he forgot to read Mrs T's tweet.
Me and a buddy of mine , years ago , at last minute decided to go adult "Halloween-ing" and the first house we came up to gave us each two beers 🤭🤭🤭🤭 best Halloween ever !
I had one guy (who was definitely on some drugs) open the door to me and my 2 mates trick or treating in AUS (dont do it much at all down here). He apologised that he didnt have any candy, disappeared for about 30 secs and then came back and give us a handful of coins. We went home immediately, counted it up and found out he gave us about $60, so we each walked away $20 richer. Best. Halloween. Ever
I was hosting a halloween party with my roommate (her idea, I'm antisocial af) and we had strung up a bunch of Halloween themed lights all over our living room. During the night one section of the lights went out and she was so hammered that she asked me if they were dead, and if we were going to go to jail because we killed somebody (somebody = lights). She proceeded to have a breakdown, and when I told her that no one died and we weren't going to jail she just looked at me and went "Does that mean they're just sleeping?"
I've been watching all of Jimmy cuz its Jimmy who doesnt love him. Man I wish I had Twitter cuz I have so many stories of things me and my bestie who recently passed stories that would make people laugh and question things. Jimmy keep it up! You are the shit! Much love to Jimmy. Thank you for making me laugh. Only u and trevor Noah make me laugh lately. Bring back Robert Irwin I love ur reactions to the animals, and he looks so much like his father Steve Irwin. I'm so proud of him! Steve Irwin's legacy lives on.
one halloween my friends dared me to “propose” to this scarecrow on stilts as a joke and i did it i later found out it was a middle aged man. i was 13.
So, this was weird... One Halloween, when I was seventeen, I was part of a haunted house that was raising funds to renovate a beautiful old theatre. I was Vampira down in the orchestra pit, and had to jump up and cue the kids dressed as ghouls to shuffle into the cardboard cemetery on stage... Then a rubber bat on a string would fly down and hit a real coffin (loaned from a local funeral home) and Dracula would throw open the lid and deliver a line before the guide lead the group into the next scene. *Unfortunately, Dracula was a late middle aged alcoholic, which means one sure thing: diarrhea* He kept having to leap out and run downstairs, and I'd have to quickly take his place in a coffin that smelled like liquid firepoop, and deliver both lines while trying not to gag. I also had to cover for him while he had a fight with a guy dressed as the Wolfman in the back parking lot. He suspected Wolfman was hitting on his wife in a other scene. I wonder if any passers by saw that? TL;DR: Dracula had a lot of drama going on. Side note: though it was a cheap model meant for cremations, that coffin was surprisingly soft and comfortable. I was amazed.
I once borrowed a coffin, we used it at our Halloween party to raise funds to bury a long deceased John Doe. We got enough cash from our drinking friends to get it done!! This was 30 years ago, small town and lots of partying friends
I too had a drunken person give us money rather then candy for Halloween because he wasn't aware of what day it was. The guy was obliterated and actually gave us a decent amount of cash. We went back following years in hope that we would get more money from him but it never happened again.
When i was a kid - maybe 7 or 8 - my dad, brother, and I went in the haunted house at the state fair. I was really scared and crying. My dad wouldn't hold my hand, and an escort following us with a flashlight was laughing at me. We went around the corner and a guy wearing a mask with nails sticking out of it lunged towards me with a "raahhh". I had enough at that point and immediately reacted by screaming "NO!" right in his face. He jumped back and froze. He ended up being the one who got scared! By a little girl too.
Oh, wow, that's shitty. I remember being a kid and going to one of those. Ofc, I bailed, and about 10 minutes later, my mom found one of the employees that scared me and he apologized.
I may have caused one of the future ones of these by waving at one of the neighbor kids last night as he was riding past on his bike, while I was wearing my inflatable velociraptor costume, and then proceeding to talk about cars for about 10 minutes because he was wearing a Camaro shirt.
#WeirdestHalloweenEver I was spending Halloween with my friends and halfway through trick or treating, this guy with a clown mask started to follow us everywhere. We then lost him, then he found us, then we called the police. Last time we spent Halloween over there. xD
Why do so many people complain about the conversations between the tweets ? They are both hilarious , it makes for a great show .... for the love of Pete who cares ?! Stay in yo lane clownsssss
One of my neighbors was so mad on Halloween morning, he was scrubbing & hosing off his house, after it got eggs & garden vegies thrown @ it. He called every house including mine that had kids, trying to find out who did it. Our neighbor & his wife had gone out the night before. They had an outside search light & I saw it was their son. He was my friend so I never said a word.
I scared my little sister wearing a hooded winter coat with yellow ski goggles that I stuck googly eyes to... I visited her just recently at the psych ward...its been 30 plus years. Getting better
My worst Halloween, I have three. In grade four, I desperately wanted to go to school dressed like my mom. Our school did costume day on Halloween each year. My mom worked at Tim Hortons, and she let me wear her uniform to school as my costume. I was so excited. It was pretty big on me so mom had to pin some parts down and put a belt on me. Well at school I needed to pee and I couldn't get the belt off. I struggled and struggled and ended up wetting myself. I was so sad because I had been so excited about my costume to show off my mom's job and be just like her. In grade 7, I felt like I was too old for trick or treating. I lived in a building and one neighbor had planned on handing out candy and had rounded up a few of our neighbors who also wanted to do so. My mom asked if I could join them and I was very excited about it. It was going to be the first year I would hand out candy. It was a school night and my mom wanted me in bed a decent hour. I was told to come down to the front of the building at eight. (I was young, I didn't think this was a late time to start handing out candy.) well, I got down at 8 and they were literally just decided to call it a night. "But we just started," I said. One neighbor replied, "no honey, we started at six. We're done.) I started crying and ran to my apartment. I told my mom. It was getting late but she wanted to make it up to me. She said she'd take me trick or treating. I agreed. However, many houses had already stopped for that year. I did maybe four houses before I decided to call it quits because almost everyone had finished giving out candy. I went home, sad, and turned on the tv. I saw one of my fav Halloween movies was playing and asked my mom if I could stay up past my bedtime to watch it. She was hesitant as she knew I'd be tired and distracted the next day at school if I stayed up too late, but she agreed because of how horrible the night had been for me. She knew Halloween was my favorite Holliday. Story three. Grade 10. They gave us the afternoon off to have a Halloween party in the cafeteria. It was so lame. They spent like an hour just on letting us show off costumes. I didn't care about that and I was too shy to go on stage and show off mine. I just wanted to eat candy and play games. After costumes, they played us some music while we chatted and they set up the games. We literally had like ten minutes of games before the final bell rang.
I was giving Halloween candy at a business event with my mom and she suddenly pointed out that someone had a Deadpool body suit costume on and I said body suits are weird cuz you can see the person's butt clearly through the costume and unfortunately my mom's boss heard me say that so when the body suit kid showed up at our table my mom's boss said hey isn't this the guys butt you were looking at? I was embarrassed and then the guy pulled off the mask AND I GO TO SCHOOL WITH THE GUY WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
I spent the night at my best friends house watching Freaky Friday with her dad because her boyfriend was having a temper tantrum because he didn’t want to go to our haunted house cast party. So that happened.
When I was 5 we went to Spain for Halloween because we have family there. The only thing I remember is that my friend got sick because he ate too much candy
This is the one he forget to read After no answer, our neighbor peaked out of her door & said I do not have on pants and threw candy at us. You can read it yourself you just have to look up the twitter account. Hope it helps if you were wondering what it said!
My (then 7 year old) daughter punched a jump scare zombie in the nards at a haunted house, and when he fell to the ground and looked up at her, she said 'Happy Halloween Deadite!" and bopped him on the nose, too. @ #ProudestHalloweenEver
I don't relate to any of the drunk stuff. I don't hang around people who allow themselves to become intoxicated like that, and I myself don't drink to excess. Kinda wish most of the chosen tweets weren't just drunk people stories.
This was MrsLoriT's tweet
After no answer, our neighbor peaked out of her door & said I do not have on pants and threw candy at us. #WeirdestHalloweenEver
You da real MVP
Thank you!
I like how Jimmy saved Steve's bad joke that got no laughs by doubling back to the Superman thing. Very pro move.. Even if he forgot to read Mrs T's tweet.
“Stay in your lane, clown”
Aha found you Ms B 😁😂
If I didn't see this comment I was going make it. lol
Me and a buddy of mine , years ago , at last minute decided to go adult "Halloween-ing" and the first house we came up to gave us each two beers 🤭🤭🤭🤭 best Halloween ever !
I had one guy (who was definitely on some drugs) open the door to me and my 2 mates trick or treating in AUS (dont do it much at all down here). He apologised that he didnt have any candy, disappeared for about 30 secs and then came back and give us a handful of coins. We went home immediately, counted it up and found out he gave us about $60, so we each walked away $20 richer.
Best. Halloween. Ever
What happened to the other 20?
@@weasley2o13 there were three of them, not two
Stay in your lane clown. I’m dying 😂😂
naomi ferreira This is not the best hashtag video. I had a severe illness on Halloween.
I was hosting a halloween party with my roommate (her idea, I'm antisocial af) and we had strung up a bunch of Halloween themed lights all over our living room. During the night one section of the lights went out and she was so hammered that she asked me if they were dead, and if we were going to go to jail because we killed somebody (somebody = lights). She proceeded to have a breakdown, and when I told her that no one died and we weren't going to jail she just looked at me and went "Does that mean they're just sleeping?"
#justice for @MrsLoriT
must've been hard for MrsLoriT seeing this, being all excited her tweet and picture will be shown on TV and then Jimmy forgot to read it..
He did that with someone else too.
I loved the Halloween themed stage
“Not today biatch” 😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Sabah Rahil lol he could’ve just said bitch but the network probably thought this is “more” appropriate hahahaha lmao 😂
Person: “It’s a bird! It’s a plane!”
*Gets crapped in the face”
Person: “Yep. It’s a bird...”
Thomas Sanders ftw! :D
i love the hashtags bit...i hope you never stop doing these Jimmy 💗😂🔥
We will never know what Mrs. T said 😢
Lol I didn't even notice!
Check for mrsLorit on twitter. The tweet is there
someone has added it in the comments
I married da fool
Once during Halloween, a lady gave us of each Cup Noodles instead of candy. I mean I was fine with it but it was a little weird.
Pretty sure she was planning to eat the noodles but then there must've a fly in it or something 😂😂😂
My broke ass would have been happier
What about Mrs Lori T?!
Yeah he forgot to read it out
He's more focused on marking cringy jokes than reading the tweets
I've been watching all of Jimmy cuz its Jimmy who doesnt love him. Man I wish I had Twitter cuz I have so many stories of things me and my bestie who recently passed stories that would make people laugh and question things. Jimmy keep it up! You are the shit! Much love to Jimmy. Thank you for making me laugh. Only u and trevor Noah make me laugh lately. Bring back Robert Irwin I love ur reactions to the animals, and he looks so much like his father Steve Irwin. I'm so proud of him! Steve Irwin's legacy lives on.
one halloween my friends dared me to “propose” to this scarecrow on stilts as a joke and i did it i later found out it was a middle aged man. i was 13.
So, this was weird...
One Halloween, when I was seventeen, I was part of a haunted house that was raising funds to renovate a beautiful old theatre.
I was Vampira down in the orchestra pit, and had to jump up and cue the kids dressed as ghouls to shuffle into the cardboard cemetery on stage... Then a rubber bat on a string would fly down and hit a real coffin (loaned from a local funeral home) and Dracula would throw open the lid and deliver a line before the guide lead the group into the next scene.
*Unfortunately, Dracula was a late middle aged alcoholic, which means one sure thing: diarrhea*
He kept having to leap out and run downstairs, and I'd have to quickly take his place in a coffin that smelled like liquid firepoop, and deliver both lines while trying not to gag.
I also had to cover for him while he had a fight with a guy dressed as the Wolfman in the back parking lot. He suspected Wolfman was hitting on his wife in a other scene.
I wonder if any passers by saw that?
TL;DR:
Dracula had a lot of drama going on.
Side note: though it was a cheap model meant for cremations, that coffin was surprisingly soft and comfortable. I was amazed.
melissa saint 😂
This was wild
Yeah, that was a trip from stem to stern.
I once borrowed a coffin, we used it at our Halloween party to raise funds to bury a long deceased John Doe. We got enough cash from our drinking friends to get it done!! This was 30 years ago, small town and lots of partying friends
Once when I was looking through my candy at the end of the night I found a lighter in my bag with the 3 stooges on it. Don’t know when I got it
I too had a drunken person give us money rather then candy for Halloween because he wasn't aware of what day it was. The guy was obliterated and actually gave us a decent amount of cash. We went back following years in hope that we would get more money from him but it never happened again.
He was with the shits bro.
YamaAgni I was once given half a bottle of wine.... my friend and I were 14 😂
When i was a kid - maybe 7 or 8 - my dad, brother, and I went in the haunted house at the state fair. I was really scared and crying. My dad wouldn't hold my hand, and an escort following us with a flashlight was laughing at me. We went around the corner and a guy wearing a mask with nails sticking out of it lunged towards me with a "raahhh". I had enough at that point and immediately reacted by screaming "NO!" right in his face. He jumped back and froze. He ended up being the one who got scared! By a little girl too.
Oh, wow, that's shitty. I remember being a kid and going to one of those. Ofc, I bailed, and about 10 minutes later, my mom found one of the employees that scared me and he apologized.
I love it when Jimmy and Higgins talk. More please! ♥️
We will never know what Mrs. T said and, it’s killing me!!
Scroll up in the comments. Someone posted her tweet.
Elizabeth D thank you
Ikr! And he even looked at it after he put it away if he'd read it!
I may have caused one of the future ones of these by waving at one of the neighbor kids last night as he was riding past on his bike, while I was wearing my inflatable velociraptor costume, and then proceeding to talk about cars for about 10 minutes because he was wearing a Camaro shirt.
I was high at a haunted house and knocked out Freddy Krueger. Totally got away with it.
OMG!
The Superman one was genuis! That's awesome!
🤣
I love jimmy's old man voice, it was funny 😁
#WeirdestHalloweenEver
I was spending Halloween with my friends and halfway through trick or treating, this guy with a clown mask started to follow us everywhere. We then lost him, then he found us, then we called the police.
Last time we spent Halloween over there. xD
Was that in South Carolina, by any chance?
Watching these all in a row, a lot of the same people get picked a lot, like Gum Gummerson 🤣
Higgins with his Kryptonite reference 😂😂
I knocked on the door or a dentist's house on halloween and he gave us toothbrushes instead of candy lmao
1:07 😂 old gum gumerson! Awesome! 🤣
I love the back and forth btn Jimmy and Higgins. It's gold.
Why do so many people complain about the conversations between the tweets ? They are both hilarious , it makes for a great show .... for the love of Pete who cares ?! Stay in yo lane clownsssss
3:10 there was three cards and then it cut and he said last one, now i wonder what was on that mystery card
This is the third time I saw Gumgumerson playing the game. That person is hilarious!
Now That’s my Kinda Halloween Treat,Just go to Your Drunk Neighbor’s House,&,Get a Buck From Him
That Superman one was pretty awesome. Mad props to them.
00:24 Camm - Clube Atlético Mineiro hahaha
I love binge watching these
1:14 was that an imitation of Gus Chiggins?😂😂😂
Man these two 😂😂😂😂
One Halloween me and cousin ran out of candy to pass out, so we passed out ketchup packets and beef top ramen noodles to the kids
That Gum Gumerson bit killed me 😂
One of my neighbors was so mad on Halloween morning, he was scrubbing & hosing off his house, after it got eggs & garden vegies thrown @ it. He called every house including mine that had kids, trying to find out who did it. Our neighbor & his wife had gone out the night before. They had an outside search light & I saw it was their son. He was my friend so I never said a word.
Their banter in this was 10/10
I got so mad when Jimmy didn't read the tweet from Mrs. T >:(
Because of that, the joke went from 1:44 to 2:53.
Her tweet was
After no answer, our neighbour peaked out of her door & said I do not have on pants and threw candy at us. #WeirdestHalloweenEver
One time we went out to buy a pumpkin to carve, and they were all gone. The ones that were left were rotten so we bought squash. Squash rotted.
At 3:10 he has 2 cards in his hand(after he put down the one he just read) then a second later he only as 1 card(last card). anyone else notice that?
The Superman one was awesome!
I think they both flashed back to the "Gus Chiggins" SNL skit for one glorious moment.
The John one was so stupid which made it funny lmao
I scared my little sister wearing a hooded winter coat with yellow ski goggles that I stuck googly eyes to... I visited her just recently at the psych ward...its been 30 plus years. Getting better
They referenced Balloon Boy 😂😂
My worst Halloween, I have three.
In grade four, I desperately wanted to go to school dressed like my mom. Our school did costume day on Halloween each year. My mom worked at Tim Hortons, and she let me wear her uniform to school as my costume. I was so excited. It was pretty big on me so mom had to pin some parts down and put a belt on me. Well at school I needed to pee and I couldn't get the belt off. I struggled and struggled and ended up wetting myself. I was so sad because I had been so excited about my costume to show off my mom's job and be just like her.
In grade 7, I felt like I was too old for trick or treating. I lived in a building and one neighbor had planned on handing out candy and had rounded up a few of our neighbors who also wanted to do so. My mom asked if I could join them and I was very excited about it. It was going to be the first year I would hand out candy. It was a school night and my mom wanted me in bed a decent hour. I was told to come down to the front of the building at eight. (I was young, I didn't think this was a late time to start handing out candy.) well, I got down at 8 and they were literally just decided to call it a night. "But we just started," I said. One neighbor replied, "no honey, we started at six. We're done.) I started crying and ran to my apartment. I told my mom. It was getting late but she wanted to make it up to me. She said she'd take me trick or treating. I agreed. However, many houses had already stopped for that year. I did maybe four houses before I decided to call it quits because almost everyone had finished giving out candy. I went home, sad, and turned on the tv. I saw one of my fav Halloween movies was playing and asked my mom if I could stay up past my bedtime to watch it. She was hesitant as she knew I'd be tired and distracted the next day at school if I stayed up too late, but she agreed because of how horrible the night had been for me. She knew Halloween was my favorite Holliday.
Story three. Grade 10. They gave us the afternoon off to have a Halloween party in the cafeteria. It was so lame. They spent like an hour just on letting us show off costumes. I didn't care about that and I was too shy to go on stage and show off mine. I just wanted to eat candy and play games. After costumes, they played us some music while we chatted and they set up the games. We literally had like ten minutes of games before the final bell rang.
2019: Weirdest Halloween Ever
2020: oh, REALLY
0:22 club atletico mineiro 🇧🇷👍🏻👍🏻
I love their matching orange ties! Halloween!
KristenRose124 and gumgumerson are always on these lol :D
Jimmy read out so few tweets. The economy is really hitting us hard
😂😂😂😂😂 Camm_31 , Galo Doido
Gum Gummerson had been on here at least three times with good stuff
The John one was so funny
“Yet again, I was tricked.”
I think this hashtag is better suited for 2020 😂
I was giving Halloween candy at a business event with my mom and she suddenly pointed out that someone had a Deadpool body suit costume on and I said body suits are weird cuz you can see the person's butt clearly through the costume and unfortunately my mom's boss heard me say that so when the body suit kid showed up at our table my mom's boss said hey isn't this the guys butt you were looking at? I was embarrassed and then the guy pulled off the mask AND I GO TO SCHOOL WITH THE GUY WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
I spent the night at my best friends house watching Freaky Friday with her dad because her boyfriend was having a temper tantrum because he didn’t want to go to our haunted house cast party. So that happened.
This Halloween. I got two trick or treaters. Last year I got no trick or treaters. I wonder if next Halloween I will get four trick or treaters.
I haven't seen a trick or treater in 10 years
Jimmy ,Jimmy, my Jimmy
This is a third time i have seen a gum gummerson tweet
When I was 5 we went to Spain for Halloween because we have family there. The only thing I remember is that my friend got sick because he ate too much candy
Pretty sure the guy dressed as john was an office reference
From which episode?
@@diehardrvdfan22 one of the Halloween episodes, dont remember the exact number
you can always tell when they have extra time on this show.
Higgins is the real deal ;-)
I just found out that jimmy kimmel and jimmy fallon are 2 different people
So Where Does Getting Drunk for Halloween party Come In???😏😏😏
No matter how hard he tries he can never outwit Higgins
Their faces when they read Gum Gummerson
I LOOOVE HIGGINS
1:54 glitch in the matrix
Sometimes I hate when they joke around so much cause he didn’t even read the mrsT tweet he totally forgot
0:24 GALO!! BR na gringa hahaha
This is the one he forget to read
After no answer, our neighbor peaked out of her door & said I do not have on pants and threw candy at us.
You can read it yourself you just have to look up the twitter account. Hope it helps if you were wondering what it said!
Ugh stop cutting out some of the hashtags
Wht happened to mrs t’s hashtag
My (then 7 year old) daughter punched a jump scare zombie in the nards at a haunted house, and when he fell to the ground and looked up at her, she said 'Happy Halloween Deadite!" and bopped him on the nose, too.
@ #ProudestHalloweenEver
New Message that’s amazing. I need your daughters confidence
damn, you are everywhere.
Right. Not exaggerated at all.
Guess she shouldn't have been there
Love love love hashtags
Five guys dressed like Clark Kent?
Has to be bullshit. How would you even know they were dressed as Clark Kent anyway? He just wears a suit and glasses.
He prob figured it out when the same guys came out as Superman.
Suit? More like trenchcoat lol
I want to be the real deal 😂
I wanna do the Superman Trick once on my own
Gum gumerson got his tweet selected for second time🤔
Never gets old lmao
I don't relate to any of the drunk stuff. I don't hang around people who allow themselves to become intoxicated like that, and I myself don't drink to excess. Kinda wish most of the chosen tweets weren't just drunk people stories.
Well,hello from Indonesia
Hello from lyin' air
@@hellowaya wat
Jimmy clearly had two in his hand- they talk to much and never read them all
Happy Halloween!!!!!!!!!
#WeirdestHalloweenEver
#LoveFromIndia 💙
Never read mrs. T
Petition to get jimmy to stop the talks in between reading the tweets, god damn just read the tweets
Just read Twitter you loser
Either quit your complaining or go read Twitter. You decide.
It's his show?
thejanusproject32 its his show watched by US. So he should listen to what we want! Damn fallon blabbered so much he forgot to even read one tweet lmao
I think it's funny so not everyone hates that
He totally forgot to read mrs.loriet, 's tweet note