I went to Disneyland when I was 6 with my oldest sister, who was 20 at the time. She had warned me I might be scared of Space Mountain, but I wanted to ride it anyway. I ended up loving it. The ride I cried on? It wasn't even a "ride"; it was some Star Wars thing, where you go into a theater and you sit in these seats that move. I guess I thought we were going to crash into the dusty mountains because I started bawling and was completely terrified the whole time 😂
"Breathe it in boys that's what money smells like." Plymouth, NC. I hear that every time I go to that town for work. It smells like a well used toilet that hasn't been flushed in 2 months
True Story: My sister and I were detained at the Canadian border, partly because when they asked how long we were staying I answered "about 2 hours", and also partly because I hadn't signed my passport. We were on vacation about an hour and a half away from the border and she wanted to go to Canada for her birthday so we decided to drive into the first town we came to(Magog) and poke around for a little while, buy something, and head back to the states.
I was in a road trip with my stepmom once and the entire ride we were listening to music. Figured out later we were listening to my dad singing. 😳🤣 #worstroadtripever
I often wondered if the majority of these tweets are genuine or just a bunch of people making up things because they know their witty, and could get some airtime. They are funny tweets, I will give them that...
@@nathandavis2377 Right. I wasn't insinuating the staff was making up things. I know these are tweets from actual people. What I am questioning is the validity of these stories. Essentially, I am wondering if these events actually happened to these people or are they made-up. Granted, these could be genuine, but if so, there are a lot of people out there that live "sitcom" lives! Regardless, they are funny, and I do enjoy them.
This is the first TH-cam video where I've seen the option to "Clip" the video and send a url of that clip from the video. That's pretty cool. Wish you could do that with all TH-cam videos.
Space Mountain almost killed my little sister 20 years ago and she was slipping out of the restraints my mom had to hold onto all time. We always thought my mom overreacted but now when we talk to my sister about it she confirmed that she was indeed falling off of Space Mountain
I went on vacation with a group of friends and we rented a room at a hostel for the 6 of us. They gave us the biggest room they had, which had 12 beds in it, but the weird thing is that they kept pictures of their deceased family members on the walls (there were over 10 portraits), and we were pretty sure the place was haunted. One day we came back from the beach and there was a big turd in the toilet. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a ghost who took a shit in our bathroom, but the fact that a housekeeper might have gone in and thought of leaving us such a surprise blows my mind.
Space mountain was the first official ride and Disney ride that I had a chance to go on. I was young and scared. I was the only kid in the shelter (I was in foster care) who didn't want to go. The two shelter chaperones were angry that they weren't able to ride because of me. When I finally rode Space Mountain, I realized how small in comparison it was to the other rides.
#vacationfail one time the police officer was too scared to arrest my dad for drink driving because my mum yelled at him they just let him go and said “you’ve got it worse at home”
We stayed in a motel in Montana that had a photo of a gorilla attached to the wall above one bed (bear, deer, elk would've made sense, but gorilla?!) We posed for pics with it 😆
Me and my mom, dad and my two little brothers went to a civil war reinactment and my brother had a iced tea cup that happened to be right next to my dads glass of rum and he accidentally took a sip of my dads drink so we had to hurry home.
#hippyvacationgonewrong when I was 19 and my best friend was 17, a couple friends were going to the Rainbow Gathering in Canada and asked if we wanted to go too. My besties parents gave the ok and wrote a permission letter for her to cross the border and own a shoe repair shop so we grabbed stripped of leather and bag of buttons for trading at the gathering and we packed some clothes and headed to Canada from Minnesota. When we got to the border we told the mounty what we were coming to Canada for and said that my friend couldn't go through without a parent or guardian and when they looked at the letter said it wasn't stamped by a notoriety and wouldn't accept the permission slip. So we sent our friends with the leather and buttons and a pocket knife to hitchhike the rest of the way and we turned around and went home. We decided to stop at Gooseberry Falls to at least make a day of it. When we got there I had a pait of flip flops and my girl didn't bring shoes lol #hippies so when the walk path was tarred and super hot on the feet so instead of giving up we shared flip flops so at least one foot wasn't getting burnt to a crisp. Needless to say by the time we got back to our home town we both had blisters on one foot. Still hilarious and memorable day even if at the time we were very disappointed.
#VacationFail One time they had to shutdown the entire movieworld gremlins ride because my mum and my sister tried to convince me the puppets were real and I started screaming “I KNOW THEY’RE NOT REAL”. My dad was like, I’m not buying either of you wine.
Ecological farming is the overarching new policy trend that will stabilize human food production, preserve wild habitats, and protect the bees. The nation of Bhutan has led the world in adopting a 100 percent organic farming policy. Mexico has banned genetically modified corn to protect its native corn varieties. Eight European countries have banned genetically modified crops and Hungary has burned more than 1,000 acres of corn contaminated with genetically modified varieties. In India, scientist Vandana Shiva and a network of small farmers have built an organic farming resistance to industrial agriculture over two decades. Ecological, organic farming is nothing new. It is the way most farming has been done throughout human history. Ecological farming resists insect damage by avoiding large monocrops and preserving ecosystem diversity. Ecological farming restores soil nutrients with natural composting systems, avoids soil loss from wind and water erosion, and avoids pesticides and chemical fertilizers. By restoring bee populations and healthier bees, ecological agriculture improves pollination, which in turn improves crop yields. Ecological farming takes advantage of the natural ecosystem services, water filtration, pollination, oxygen production, and disease and pest control. Organic farmers have advocated better research and funding by industry, government, farmers, and the public to develop organic farming techniques, improve food production, and maintain ecological health. The revolution in farming would promote equitable diets around the world and support crops primarily for human consumption, avoiding crops for animal food and biofuels.
My mother once invited two of her best friends for dinner Rehana and Aliza well I knew Aliza but I didn't knew Rehana so when I met Rehana I asked her "are u Aliza's mother" Haven't met her since.....
My brother got pulled over at the end of a very long road trip to our brother’s wedding, we were all pretty tired and hungry - when the officer asked if we had any drugs, ect in the car we chuckled at him because we’re all clean looking kids who don’t even drink or smoke. When he asked if we had any weapons in the vehicle, we all looked at each other to confirm if we had left them at home because a couple of us conceal carry, and also kinda wondering if pocket knifes counted. He seemed to believe our honest, “no, sir.” We didn’t get a ticket.
I love Higgins sound effects ❤️
I LOVED the one about using the toy light saber as a turn signal!!! 😆😆
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@@denirferraz737 dude stop ur doing this on almost every comment
"Ok, pervert", that made me laugh really hard 🤣 hahaha
Wiring breaks to the horn is genius🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:18 His laugh… 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We need a compilation of Hashtags but only when Higgins' said his bad puns got that retirement blues music from the roots 😂😂
The Capri pants- I'm dying.
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I like "OTAH"....Oh, That's a hoot! Oh, and I think Jimmy was channeling Public Enemy..."By the Time I get to Arizona"
I went to Disneyland when I was 6 with my oldest sister, who was 20 at the time. She had warned me I might be scared of Space Mountain, but I wanted to ride it anyway. I ended up loving it. The ride I cried on? It wasn't even a "ride"; it was some Star Wars thing, where you go into a theater and you sit in these seats that move. I guess I thought we were going to crash into the dusty mountains because I started bawling and was completely terrified the whole time 😂
Star Tours probably. Unless it was a roller coaster which would be Hyperspace Mountain
Okay that Statue of Liberty thing was hilarious😆
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Higgins is so great ❤
Here in England, when the flag is raised at Buckingham palace and Windsor castle, it means the queen is at there, so might be similar to that?
@@anitas505 no the statue never moves, she has had her arm up holding the flame for 137 years... 🔥👍
Does anyone else smile the whole time watching hash tag?
I do! Absolutely!
I love these!!! People are hilarious!!💜
THESES ARE THE BEST👍🏾👍🏾👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
"The smell of money" is what employees of our local paper mill say when that awful smell from the mill blows in on the wind.
@Irish Rose. Many years ago I lived in Kentucky for a bit. I have still yet to experience a worse odor than the stench of paper mills.
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Omg I lived down south for a while, and driving through Alabama near the paper mill was always GAG inducing! It's the WORST stench!
@5:30 I’m sure this father was Micheal Scott😂
I got a text from my mom once that said, "I'll call you little bitch".
She meant to say, "I'll call you in a little bit".
"Breathe it in boys that's what money smells like."
Plymouth, NC. I hear that every time I go to that town for work. It smells like a well used toilet that hasn't been flushed in 2 months
I had a friend who had a prosthetic foot. At a party he would take his foot off to tie his sneaker.
1:30 it’s mojo jojo, he’s coming out! None of us had any idea 😂😂😂
you nailed the alabama rap
True Story: My sister and I were detained at the Canadian border, partly because when they asked how long we were staying I answered "about 2 hours", and also partly because I hadn't signed my passport. We were on vacation about an hour and a half away from the border and she wanted to go to Canada for her birthday so we decided to drive into the first town we came to(Magog) and poke around for a little while, buy something, and head back to the states.
Is that really a true story!?!;? No way!! #storyfail 😅
I was in a road trip with my stepmom once and the entire ride we were listening to music. Figured out later we were listening to my dad singing. 😳🤣 #worstroadtripever
My BIL a high school coach gave my 4 year old son one of his coaches whistles as we were leaving Washington state to drive home to Georgia
When my family and I were vacationing in a cabin in St Petersburg, Florida, my dad got struck by lightning cleaning water off the cabin floor
I often wondered if the majority of these tweets are genuine or just a bunch of people making up things because they know their witty, and could get some airtime. They are funny tweets, I will give them that...
A lot of people are really funny! Maybe it’s me but I have a lot of funny friends…
i thought about it too, then decided as long as they are funny, doesn't really matter to me if they are real or fake. lol
After seeing people doing the milk crate challenge. I don’t doubt nothing from people in USA.😅😅😅😅😅
They post pictures of the full tweets on their website. All of the tweets seem to be genuine.
@@nathandavis2377 Right. I wasn't insinuating the staff was making up things. I know these are tweets from actual people. What I am questioning is the validity of these stories. Essentially, I am wondering if these events actually happened to these people or are they made-up. Granted, these could be genuine, but if so, there are a lot of people out there that live "sitcom" lives! Regardless, they are funny, and I do enjoy them.
I need the coldest possible washcloth.
As soon as you get to Alabama, uhh 🔥
Lol the riptide one happened to me. My brother waved at me, blowed the whistle, and I waved back 🥲
This is the first TH-cam video where I've seen the option to "Clip" the video and send a url of that clip from the video.
That's pretty cool. Wish you could do that with all TH-cam videos.
I'm able to do that with TH-cam Premium.
#Textfail one of my physics professors from oxford used SIRI cycling to a meeting and it all came up on the viral work email lol
Space Mountain almost killed my little sister 20 years ago and she was slipping out of the restraints my mom had to hold onto all time. We always thought my mom overreacted but now when we talk to my sister about it she confirmed that she was indeed falling off of Space Mountain
Lubbin in the oben = Higgins 😂😂
Breathe it in boys that's what money smells like LMAO 5:30
I feel like you all missed the paper mill joke. Paper mills are soooooo stinky!!
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AWFUL!
@@erinlyons3754 west coaster?
Awful. The mill in Jacksonville FL used to gag me when I drove past it.
My dads eye lolll
That painting would scare me too.
I went on vacation with a group of friends and we rented a room at a hostel for the 6 of us. They gave us the biggest room they had, which had 12 beds in it, but the weird thing is that they kept pictures of their deceased family members on the walls (there were over 10 portraits), and we were pretty sure the place was haunted. One day we came back from the beach and there was a big turd in the toilet. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a ghost who took a shit in our bathroom, but the fact that a housekeeper might have gone in and thought of leaving us such a surprise blows my mind.
Jimmy Fallon interview Emma stone and Emma Thompson 2021 film Disney + cleera
I accidentally called you Jimmy Kimmel ...🌃 Again 🤫😁
Space mountain was the first official ride and Disney ride that I had a chance to go on. I was young and scared. I was the only kid in the shelter (I was in foster care) who didn't want to go. The two shelter chaperones were angry that they weren't able to ride because of me. When I finally rode Space Mountain, I realized how small in comparison it was to the other rides.
Let my lawyers take care of everything
#vacationfail one time the police officer was too scared to arrest my dad for drink driving because my mum yelled at him they just let him go and said “you’ve got it worse at home”
After the footy
“DONT YOU TALK TO MY HUSBAND YOU GET BACK IN YOUR CAR” lol
momma's cooking 🍳
i've heard about people eaten in a tent by a bear
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2:16 lying with 100000% confidence
As if my own mind can't come up with enough material for nightmares tonight...01:26 🙈👀
We stayed in a motel in Montana that had a photo of a gorilla attached to the wall above one bed (bear, deer, elk would've made sense, but gorilla?!) We posed for pics with it 😆
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Ok so their ability to improv is very impressive
We are just here for Higgins to be honest.
Me and my mom, dad and my two little brothers went to a civil war reinactment and my brother had a iced tea cup that happened to be right next to my dads glass of rum and he accidentally took a sip of my dads drink so we had to hurry home.
My lawyers will be there Friday
#hippyvacationgonewrong when I was 19 and my best friend was 17, a couple friends were going to the Rainbow Gathering in Canada and asked if we wanted to go too. My besties parents gave the ok and wrote a permission letter for her to cross the border and own a shoe repair shop so we grabbed stripped of leather and bag of buttons for trading at the gathering and we packed some clothes and headed to Canada from Minnesota. When we got to the border we told the mounty what we were coming to Canada for and said that my friend couldn't go through without a parent or guardian and when they looked at the letter said it wasn't stamped by a notoriety and wouldn't accept the permission slip. So we sent our friends with the leather and buttons and a pocket knife to hitchhike the rest of the way and we turned around and went home. We decided to stop at Gooseberry Falls to at least make a day of it. When we got there I had a pait of flip flops and my girl didn't bring shoes lol #hippies so when the walk path was tarred and super hot on the feet so instead of giving up we shared flip flops so at least one foot wasn't getting burnt to a crisp. Needless to say by the time we got back to our home town we both had blisters on one foot. Still hilarious and memorable day even if at the time we were very disappointed.
Love you so much 😩❤️
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Literally 99% won’t see this but god bless you and be safe during these times I’m struggling to hit 11k🤧
You ruined it with the last part. Stop begging for subs and just make good content if you want subs
I literally 100% don't care.
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Haha haha nice
I got five new attorneys
It is what it is
I got cameras in my apartment
5:20, not really 😂.
My lawyers send it to all of you
Khatam.
Nothing. Khatam ho. Dono hi. Sahi hai.
Hashtag
I will not give up my lifestyle
The shark one was pretty g
OTAH!!
I'm out for myself
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I will never give in
#VacationFail One time they had to shutdown the entire movieworld gremlins ride because my mum and my sister tried to convince me the puppets were real and I started screaming “I KNOW THEY’RE NOT REAL”. My dad was like, I’m not buying either of you wine.
You really need to do voice to text fails.
I just said in the Jazz while writing a poem. This thing wrote "p**** on the chainwax". (Verbatim)
?!?!😳😂😳
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No plea no kangaroo court
Are you okay?
I'm guilty of giving people more chances than they deserve but when I'm done, I'm done.å
I’m guilty of not giving a fuck.
I used to give a fuck then i took an arrow to the knee.
in about an hour
Ecological farming is the overarching new policy trend that will stabilize human food production, preserve wild habitats, and protect the bees. The nation of Bhutan has led the world in adopting a 100 percent organic farming policy. Mexico has banned genetically modified corn to protect its native corn varieties. Eight European countries have banned genetically modified crops and Hungary has burned more than 1,000 acres of corn contaminated with genetically modified varieties. In India, scientist Vandana Shiva and a network of small farmers have built an organic farming resistance to industrial agriculture over two decades. Ecological, organic farming is nothing new. It is the way most farming has been done throughout human history. Ecological farming resists insect damage by avoiding large monocrops and preserving ecosystem diversity. Ecological farming restores soil nutrients with natural composting systems, avoids soil loss from wind and water erosion, and avoids pesticides and chemical fertilizers. By restoring bee populations and healthier bees, ecological agriculture improves pollination, which in turn improves crop yields. Ecological farming takes advantage of the natural ecosystem services, water filtration, pollination, oxygen production, and disease and pest control. Organic farmers have advocated better research and funding by industry, government, farmers, and the public to develop organic farming techniques, improve food production, and maintain ecological health. The revolution in farming would promote equitable diets around the world and support crops primarily for human consumption, avoiding crops for animal food and biofuels.
Paper mills smell the worst!
My mother once invited two of her best friends for dinner Rehana and Aliza well I knew Aliza but I didn't knew Rehana so when I met Rehana I asked her "are u Aliza's mother"
Haven't met her since.....
Hey Jimmy it's the real Jeff
😂😂😂😂😂
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Know the international rule: jokes about weapons at border control immediately trigger "looooong lesson to smarta$$".
Going to hell because the shark leg thing
No... that was funny!!
@@loveforeignaccents Its an expression you know, when u laugh at something u should not be laughing. I think its funny too
@@analuisa4976 Oh, gotcha!
Hey Mindy I will call the cops
Hey Ramos did you get the order of protection
My brother got pulled over at the end of a very long road trip to our brother’s wedding, we were all pretty tired and hungry - when the officer asked if we had any drugs, ect in the car we chuckled at him because we’re all clean looking kids who don’t even drink or smoke. When he asked if we had any weapons in the vehicle, we all looked at each other to confirm if we had left them at home because a couple of us conceal carry, and also kinda wondering if pocket knifes counted. He seemed to believe our honest, “no, sir.” We didn’t get a ticket.
Bha Jae chae..
Paper mills smell like rotten eggs.
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I will be out of town
I'm going to be out of town
I will not be there on Friday
I'm not going to be there Friday
Hey Mindy did you get the order of protection
Hey Roseanne did you get the lawsuits
Paper mills smell really bad I've heard, that's the joke
They're not entitled to me
Hi
Hey Angela I will call the cops
R u ok
I will always hate my family
Jimmy's harmonica sounds like a crying infant.
I got five new attorneys i
Ye pura dedo Ki inke wajah se hua hai.
Yaha. Here .