I just realized half way through watching this that I’m eating some of the non-dairy version of Jimmy’s Ben & Jerry’s. I love him, his show, and everyone who is a part of it. ♥️
A colleague quit his previous organization cuz of an annoying manager. Couple of years later the manager joined my organization and became my colleague's boss again 🤣🤣
Thank you so much for this mix … love the hashtags, monologues & thank you notes & most of all love you and your family… especially, during COVID when you would go down the slide with your adorable children and the Q & A with your wife. Stay blessed! 🍃🙏♥️🍃
Jimmy, you are the last of the last night shows I watch- the others? It’s like watching the View Kate at night. I like entertaining not campaigning. Thanks Jimmy. ♥️
My boss told me several times you gotta request time off TWO weeks in advanced. So when my grandparents were coming (in about 2 weeks) I asked for time off 15 days in advance turns out you gotta ask 2 and a half weeks ahead. Week I complained to my bosses she claimed it was always 2 and a half weeks. The next day I turned in my 2 week notice. I got to see me grandparents.
It would be hilarious if one of the hashtags that you read after the puppy trumpet was from the man who did the puppy trumpet on the woman and how ridiculous he must have felt following the -hashtags might be my favorite😂
Unfortunately, he sounds like the kind of guy who has no clue how it feels to the other person (or puppy) and simply takes advantage of others for his own entertainment.
Ah, the old puppy trumpet...my ex used to love doing this to me if he was quick enough! He only ever managed a couple but the joy it gave him, I couldn’t help but laugh, even though it’s horrible!!
#mybadluck. I was the passenger while driving in the outback of Western Australia doing 110km/h. I threw a banana peel out the window and it came flying straight back in and slapped me in the face.
@@amazingsupergirl7125 👏🤣 Truth be told, Washington DC wants to be its own State, and Washington State wants to split down the middle (Cascade Mountain Range line), with Western Washington being Washington and Eastern Washington being the State of Liberty. True stories. Google it/them. Stay safe, from somewhere near Seattle. Have you heard that Bill and Melinda Gates are divorcing after 27 years of marriage. It's all over the News... Sad. Praying for you and yours... ⚘🙏❤🙏⚘
I've had the 52 states argument. I write down all 50 states and say $20 for anyone who can add a state to this list. Previously discussing Puerto Rico and such
A friend of mine quit by writing a resignation letter that finished with the lyrics to "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake and emailed it to the entire company. went home that night and never returned. lol
oh come on the speeding ticket one is great to tell the kids "I met your daddy when he pulled mommy over for speeding and then he was mommy's blind date"
I'm relieved knowing that I'm not the only one that has mixed mashed potatoes in a pan and ended up with Teflon in the potatoes (5 times) I finally realized what was going on so I switched to a plastic bowl to mash n mix them in( this Thanksgiving 2022) only to realize that I had lots of shaved thin pieces of plastic strips in the potatoes GRRRRR..I didn't eat dinner this year ..Told my kiddos that I want a nice set of metal mixing bowls for Christmas so that we can make some mashed potatoes without Teflon or plastic strips in them 🤔🥴😕🤭🤓
PuppyTrumpet is legitimate. When you need to give a dog a pill, put it in their mouth then blow in their nose so they swallow it. Not fun, but hey I love doggos.
Yes, but as I have learned the hard way, it's next to impossible to win that argument. Many, many people believe Washington DC and Puerto Rico are states. 🇺🇸
My a**hole supervisor dragged me into his office. Even though I did everything he asked, he still was up my butt. He said we have to let you go. I said ok. Then he said "you don't sound upset about it" I asked "Do I have to listen to you anymore?" He said no. I said "Then I'm not upset"
Before Mom left the hospital, the doctor removed the drains from her incision. The pain shocked her, so she doubled her fist, and slugged the doctor. Telling the story many times later, my 70+ year old mom told everyone she "gave him a good fisting."
I puppy trumpet my GF sometimes... except I only cover one nostril, so the air comes out the other nostril. In return, she sticks her finger in my mouth when I yawn, which immediately stops your yawn.
My best friend Crystal called in to dish networks customer service tech line as her sister who said she wanted to let them know Crystal not returning to work because she was found dead and wanted to inform them
The antacid clip is one of my faves 🤣 “don’t give it to me like it’s illegal!”
"What if I'm allergic to antacid... You can't just give me drugs..." 🤣🤣🤣
That poor puppy who gets the puppy trumpet regularly 😭
Nice impression of Jimmy Stewart. Love Harvey! Such a good movie.
Life is about accepting the challenges along the way, choosing to keep moving forward, and savoring the journey.
Also, challenges give you funny stories to tell later.
My love for Higgins only grows further. He's so freaking adorable.
love form pkistan
He’s the best, seriously a comedy genius
He's so cool and cute, I just can't.
A national treasure, to be sure.
Undeniably the best #2 in late night history the guy is ON POINT EVERY. TIME. Comedy genius
I just realized half way through watching this that I’m eating some of the non-dairy version of Jimmy’s Ben & Jerry’s. I love him, his show, and everyone who is a part of it. ♥️
the tonight dough?
@@bkirstie yeees 😌
It’s pretty good!
@@bkirstie It's really good 😁🍨
The punching bit got me 💀
Good stuff, Fallon is no slouch
my mouth hurts from laughing too much 🤣
Love you Fallon, always deliver the laughs!!!
I once coughed a piece of gabbage out of my nose at a lunch table,I think nobody saw it,still embarrassing though
I lost it when he started punching 😆🤣🤣😂🙌🏼
Lovin' the Puppy Trumpet!!....Great when you are choking.
A colleague quit his previous organization cuz of an annoying manager. Couple of years later the manager joined my organization and became my colleague's boss again 🤣🤣
Jimmy and Higgins together are hilarious! Love them both!
I really want to know more about the girl that got the ticket and went on the date with the cop. >.
Me to
Yeah its not true. There.
It was me. I sucked my way out of a that ticket ;)
@@fpet1 That is cheap...
I mean, how much could a ticket possibly be?
Just pay it.
They do give you everyone's Twitter. Ask the person...
Oh I love these segments! Wish they did it everyday
Some of us also wish THAT they did it every day, 2 words.
www.youtubegas.com/watch?v=iwG1HnoCKr8
Thank you so much for this mix … love the hashtags, monologues & thank you notes & most of all love you and your family… especially, during COVID when you would go down the slide with your adorable children and the Q & A with your wife. Stay blessed! 🍃🙏♥️🍃
People are watching like this :
- on bed
- not in full-screen
- reading comments.....😂😂
Wow, watching this was the funniest moment of my week-end! Need to rewatch! LOL guaranteed! Thank you!
That was television gold. Glad it still happens once and zee while.
JIMMY…THANK U FOR THOSE HILARIOUS #HASHTAGS! U HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH WE LOOK FORWARD TO THEM ON A SUNDAY EVENING!!! 🔥👏👏🙏
Love Jimmy Fallon HashTags they are hilar 😂. Keep the compilation coming plz n thx 😊👍🏽
Higgins with tha drugs tho haha
Love his Jimmy Stewart! ❤😂
I was on a marathon right now. How did they know.
Same here. I saw this and thought people were watching me
Hahahahahaha ssaaaammmeee 👍👍
Same LOL
As a doctor i hate to correct but acid reflux is also known as heartburn
www.youtubegas.com/watch?v=iwG1HnoCKr8
Jimmy mentioning the post nasal drip 😆
Yay!! I love these!! 💛💚💙💜
Puppy trumpet!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would have thought 13 rolls of sushi was 13 individual pieces 🍣
Jimmy had a fistfight with HARVEY the 6-foot RABBIT #JimmyStewart 😁🧡🧡🧡🧡
8:52
Jimmy Fallon's audition tape for the new Rock'em Sock'em Robots Movie 🤓🍿
He knocked me out also!
Love the Harvey refference XD
Just want to tell you that I really enjor your humor. I. love yo laugh and you make me llaugh. Thank you!
Stand up to stick in a heart beat. He rocks
A good, well placed fart sound will never not be funny
Higgins calling the puppy trumpet guy a “garbage person” 🤣
Jimmy, you are the last of the last night shows I watch- the others? It’s like watching the View Kate at night. I like entertaining not campaigning. Thanks Jimmy. ♥️
My boss told me several times you gotta request time off TWO weeks in advanced. So when my grandparents were coming (in about 2 weeks) I asked for time off 15 days in advance turns out you gotta ask 2 and a half weeks ahead. Week I complained to my bosses she claimed it was always 2 and a half weeks. The next day I turned in my 2 week notice.
I got to see me grandparents.
I'M currently at home with the big rona. thanks for the laughs guys. i really need that.
1:50 am here in India
🙏
WHAT THE HECK???? A PUPPY TRUMPET !!! 😂
Sooo Higgins just rolls around with antacids in his pockets ??? 😂😂😂😂
Hahaha “what a garbage person” xD
It would be hilarious if one of the hashtags that you read after the puppy trumpet was from the man who did the puppy trumpet on the woman and how ridiculous he must have felt following the -hashtags might be my favorite😂
Unfortunately, he sounds like the kind of guy who has no clue how it feels to the other person (or puppy) and simply takes advantage of others for his own entertainment.
9:38 was that ted cruz? LOL
Ah, the old puppy trumpet...my ex used to love doing this to me if he was quick enough! He only ever managed a couple but the joy it gave him, I couldn’t help but laugh, even though it’s horrible!!
Yeah it's animal abuse
@@LahainaStrong444 Gee, thanks!
And ... there's a reason he's your "ex."
#mybadluck. I was the passenger while driving in the outback of Western Australia doing 110km/h. I threw a banana peel out the window and it came flying straight back in and slapped me in the face.
At 2:00, there are 50 States, and U.S. Puerto Rico and Guam, both US Territories, not States.
Or they thought there were 50 plus Hawaii and Alaska 😅
@@amazingsupergirl7125 👏🤣
Truth be told, Washington DC wants to be its own State, and Washington State wants to split down the middle (Cascade Mountain Range line), with Western Washington being Washington and Eastern Washington being the State of Liberty.
True stories. Google it/them.
Stay safe, from somewhere near Seattle.
Have you heard that Bill and Melinda Gates are divorcing after 27 years of marriage. It's all over the News...
Sad.
Praying for you and yours...
⚘🙏❤🙏⚘
And Guam, USVI, N Mariana Islands and Am Samoa
4:49 unemployment conga line
thanks, that's my band name now
Love from Brazil 🇧🇷
Love, from Seattle.
www.youtubegas.com/watch?v=iwG1HnoCKr8
Love you, Brazil! From Hawai'i
Puppy trumpet!! 🤣🤣
I've had the 52 states argument. I write down all 50 states and say $20 for anyone who can add a state to this list. Previously discussing Puerto Rico and such
WOWWW INCREIBLEEEE IM FROM ARGENTINAAAAA
That Teflon joke is very serious.
2015: do more Harvey! That was so good!
ok I had to google how many states there are in the USA - and he was right, its 50.
A friend of mine quit by writing a resignation letter that finished with the lyrics to "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake and emailed it to the entire company. went home that night and never returned. lol
Аахахахах Oprah says so😂😂😂
bout plane, so relatable, goosh
All of Tariq's first dates "went swimmingly!" 😂
Maybe it was clue 😂😂😂✔️
Damnn! #Throwback 😍😍😍❤️🥳🙏🤩 xxx
That puppy trumpet thing: to me it just sounds like animals being abused! I mean really. Someone should do that to the one who sent that one.
the cop one! omg
“i quit. eat me.”
oh come on the speeding ticket one is great to tell the kids "I met your daddy when he pulled mommy over for speeding and then he was mommy's blind date"
Nice
I'm relieved knowing that I'm not the only one that has mixed mashed potatoes in a pan and ended up with Teflon in the potatoes (5 times) I finally realized what was going on so I switched to a plastic bowl to mash n mix them in( this Thanksgiving 2022) only to realize that I had lots of shaved thin pieces of plastic strips in the potatoes GRRRRR..I didn't eat dinner this year ..Told my kiddos that I want a nice set of metal mixing bowls for Christmas so that we can make some mashed potatoes without Teflon or plastic strips in them 🤔🥴😕🤭🤓
Glass or ceramic works too!
The smell good one, either didn't happen, or they knew that was gonna be their response. No one would do that because....
Nobody talks like that 😁
10:56 LMAO 🤣
I wanna see a movie of the girl on the blind date with the cop
Wooo go Jimmy!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
THAT WAS GRRRRRREEEAAAT!!!!
THANK YOU #FallonFamily
If the cop was my date I'd have made sure it would've cost him nicely!
We could all use a puppy trumpet from to time
I was really hoping that Questlove would respond to Tariq's "swimmingly" with "He's lying."
Or "yeah, he's successful with the guys"
The stories are always either distorted from experiences or false.
Watching ✌ ♥
Thanks. I tried sushi once. Will keep in mind if there's another time.
PuppyTrumpet is legitimate. When you need to give a dog a pill, put it in their mouth then blow in their nose so they swallow it. Not fun, but hey I love doggos.
Tariq's been hanging out with Colin Powell❤️ #Swimmingly
jimmy you all are kicking it sideways, love that suspended 7th on the autotune
I have an idea.
How about a segment starring Andy Richter, Higgins and Guillermo ?
Would love to see that
The Hotovy one.
There are 50 states!
Yes, but as I have learned the hard way, it's next to impossible to win that argument. Many, many people believe Washington DC and Puerto Rico are states. 🇺🇸
I didn't know people think PR and Washington, DC are states!
Jimmy Fallon had so much potential. I guess his band runs the show.
You donut like 'im? Donut watch him
I moved to Las Vegas and called my boss at Mcdonald's and told him I wasnt coming back.
My a**hole supervisor dragged me into his office. Even though I did everything he asked, he still was up my butt. He said we have to let you go. I said ok. Then he said "you don't sound upset about it" I asked "Do I have to listen to you anymore?" He said no. I said "Then I'm not upset"
Puppy trumpet...
Omelet out of the nose? So either this was a brunch first date or it couldn't have gone THAT badly to have lasted until breakfast
I remember going on my first date to the hospital. It didnt go well because I was kicked out. Apparently it's illegal to place bets on Kids vs Cancer
Congrats to early ppl 💕
Ты красивая🌹
F off love ya
www.youtubegas.com/watch?v=iwG1HnoCKr8
Why is that extra man there?
4:20 Note to self: No fisting on a first date.
Says who?
We live. We learn. Ahh, life.
@@carolyntalbot947 EVERYBODY
Before Mom left the hospital, the doctor removed the drains from her incision. The pain shocked her, so she doubled her fist, and slugged the doctor. Telling the story many times later, my 70+ year old mom told everyone she "gave him a good fisting."
Too funny
That's kind of dumb to not be able to tell the lady in the haunted house wasn't acting, or not even give a second glance to make sure.
Maybe the extra 2 states were Puerto Rico & Guam?
Hi
I puppy trumpet my GF sometimes... except I only cover one nostril, so the air comes out the other nostril.
In return, she sticks her finger in my mouth when I yawn, which immediately stops your yawn.
😆😆😆 I do the yawn thingy
Grow up.
My best friend Crystal called in to dish networks customer service tech line as her sister who said she wanted to let them know Crystal not returning to work because she was found dead and wanted to inform them
Y’all should just do more bits like the cartoon boxing
"Harvey"
My first date was really cool. It went downhill from there. #IHateDates