@@htxgoth1393 Because people are still mad that for 10 years they didn't get a game like the first 2. Out of the 3 games that don't play like 64 and TTYD Super and Color Splash were pretty good despite their issues.
I tried that irl. However after tenderizing, I add not only salt and pepper, I add worcestershire sauce and let it soak up the good Worcestershire sauce, add lemon juice, slammed it on the grill and, viola! Best steak in the world, even good as they served in Del Rae restaurant in Pico Rivera, CA.
The in-game Manual actually contains a behind the scenes story of how they came up with the idea for the Steak, and that they took a photo for reference to make the model from.
Can we just appreciate not only that this is a thing in the game, not only that this is probably one of the most genuinely sort of creepy and weirdly out-of-place events you could think of even as far as secret bosses go in RPGs, but also how good that steak actually looks?
I tried that irl. However after tenderizing, I add not only salt and pepper, I add worcestershire sauce and let it soak up the good sauce that slammed it on the grill and, viola! Best steak in the world, even good as they served in Del Rae restaurant in Pico Rivera, CA.
This is the most annoying thing I've ever done. I'm serious. It took me four tries but on the fourth try, I at least did it perfectly. That and it's like being in Hell's Kitchen and whoever's in the VIP is Gordon Ramsay and him yelling at you and saying, "This steak is RAW!"
I had to take photos to figure it out so I can relate. Trust me. And having to spend 1000 coins on cards that ARE NEEDED to win it perfectly is a pain.
The only aspect I didn't want carried over from Sticker Star was the lack of foreknowledge regarding what sticker, or card in this case, was needed to defeat a boss, or a steak. Yeah, you can talk to the toad in the trash can for hints, but it's still frustrating to ask the player to leave a boss fight, go all the way back into town to get what they need, and then go all the way back to the fight. The humor and visuals atone for most of this in Color Splash, but it still irks me every now and again.
You didn't really need to talk to the Wringer and the toad in the trash can, all you had to do is talk to the purple toad in the restaurant, and he'll sell all the ingredients. Also, the toads in the restaurant give you hints.
Not to mention, you don't game over if you lose, and if you just reload your save, you don't even lose coins from having to buy all the things again if you screw up
I tried that irl. However after tenderizing, I add not only salt and pepper, I add worcestershire sauce and let it soak up the good sauce, add lemon juice, slammed it on the grill and, viola! Best steak in the world, even good as they served in Del Rae restaurant in Pico Rivera, CA.
I'm kinda proud that I deducted what I had to do without looking it up on internet, this is not some hard puzzle by any means but I was like 11 years old and not very smart even for an 11 years old.
that's absolutely the.... BEST MARIO GAME BOSS EVER!!!. Screw Dark Qüeen!!! Screw Grand Star Bowser. Screw Dark Bowser. Screw MarioGalaxy's Final Boss. Screw Bowser. Screw Baby Bowser. Screw Them. A Piece of Steak Confirmed for Smash Bros. it Will Be AWESOME!!!!!.
ok so to make a good stake you firstly have to: 1. find 2 salt droppers that are in love with eachother and let them dance on top of the stake. 2. call pyro from tf2 to burn it as good as he can. and 3. call the lemon bros to put their extremely good juice on the stake. and there you have it! subscribe for more cooking tips ;D
1. beat the meat 2. cover the meat all in salt and pepper 3. burn it 4. put lemons until your eyes are burning 5. the meat will dance until he beats u 6. the meat somehow will die and thank you 7. make millions of this amazing taste
Step 1. make it stand on the shorter end Step 2. hit it with a large and a small wooden hammer Step 3. The steak will now proceed to slap you. this is normal Step 4. Watch salt and pepper make love then season it with them Step 5. take the steak to the oven and turn the heat to FREAKING FIRE MAN Step 6. no need to flip, all sides will be done. Step 7. watch the steak do the pee pee dance Step 8. Completely soak the steaks with lemons Step 9. now the steak will jab you a little (a lot) Step 10. Stick a fork in-its done! Bonus 11. the steak will lay itself on the table (lenny)
How do you grill it evenly? Are you supposed to use the grill twice or is there some way to flip it? This has me really stumped and I can't seem to find any video or comment which addresses this, :(
If you think fighting a living steak is funny, think of this horrifying realization. Steak is a side of beef. Meaning a slaughtered cow piece zombified and took life. Imagine if the cow wasn't slaughtered.... Zombocow.
Step 1: Tenderize to a 90 degree angle with a hammer. Step 2: Season with salt and pepper. Step 3: Throw steak on the grill. Step 4: Squeeze lemon juice on steak. Step 5: Stick a fork in it-it’s done!
The steak was fighting mario
Great observations, Sherlock!
Mario is now gold
Wow! I had no idea!
#noshitsherlock
PT PIK maybe because it was a funny comment
Gordon Ramsay: That steak is so fucking RAW its DANCING!!!!
Martin Mesidor Gordon Ramsay: this steak is so fucking raw
It's still in the camp eating grass
I'm laughing at both of these comments
He forgot to put some seasoning to the steak
Gordon Ramsey: This steak is practically made of holy, it's so frickin' tasty. My whole mouth tastes like a masterpiece!
officially the 1,000th like!
My favorite Nintendo character S T E A K
STEAM geez an hour ago?
Wow pinned...
😆
Steak for smash
Steak In Smash announcement: Steak SIZZLES onto the field!
I like how Mario looks around while viewing his cards like:
Are we really doing this?
Choboy 46 it is most likely Larry, but I can’t explain that
Yeah ikr I love that detail
I tried this irl. It worked ok until the steak fought back
Upgrade Gamer was it chewy?
That’s why you bring a gun
And a mob shield
You beat the meat and it beat you
MartinMR. Gacha wait
why is one of the most memorable songs in the game the boss theme for a steak
Its the theme for mid bosses in general
Friend: Hey, I want to get that new Paper Mario game. How do you play?
Me:
ETHAN PAUL why are you here then?
The newest Paper Mario Game is Paper Mario we gave up
Yoshi Koopa Y tho
@@htxgoth1393 Because people are still mad that for 10 years they didn't get a game like the first 2. Out of the 3 games that don't play like 64 and TTYD Super and Color Splash were pretty good despite their issues.
@@lina24639 More like Paper Mario: we claim to give up but we still go back to it.
Dislikers are dads who thought it was a irl tutorial
or color splash haters
I mean the video not wrong, it still shows you how to cook a steak
I’m literally a teenager who thought this was a tutorial
@@biskeechuu me too 😭😭😭
I thought: "Funny way to teach how to Cook the perfect steak "
😭😭😭😭😭😭
tremor230 I fucking hate you
0:34 tednerizing
1:16 Seasoning
1:38 Cooking (IN direct heat)
1:57 Lemon coating
I tried that irl. However after tenderizing, I add not only salt and pepper, I add worcestershire sauce and let it soak up the good Worcestershire sauce, add lemon juice, slammed it on the grill and, viola! Best steak in the world, even good as they served in Del Rae restaurant in Pico Rivera, CA.
I tried it it ending up being the best steak I've ever eaten
@@christopheracosta2043same
So THATS why you hit it with hammers. It makes so much sense now!
@@christopheracosta2043what sauce? I can’t pronounce that stuff lmao
Cooking Mama: "atleast my job is safe"
Mario:
_NICE_
Oh yeah if someone ruins it the joke was I got it to 69 likes
_NICE_
(Oh yeah before anybody ruins it the joke is that so many people are losing their jobs right now it extends to video game chefs)
Mario: hold my salt, grill and lemon
Grandma: “The steak is just a little well done.”
The steak: 1:45
Lmfao
And its perfect this way
@@B_A-tr Maybe if you lost your taste buds in Nam like grandma.
@Void Ｆ Ｉ Ｒ Ｅ
F I R E
Mario You are a odd fellow but i must say: You steak a good ham
Antonio Marcos Barbosa AURORA BOREALES
Hey it's me again
@@uhhhCheese umm Who are You?
@@uhhhCheese wait arent You the Lucas from a certain Someone Memories?
@@stanley5429 Lodac77 videos
That was a really detailed piece of steak there.
Every 3D Thing in the game is extremely detailed.
The in-game Manual actually contains a behind the scenes story of how they came up with the idea for the Steak, and that they took a photo for reference to make the model from.
GaminRage gg
gg
Yeah, everytime I see that steak, it makes me hungry af.
Description:
Step 3- *Grill evenly*
*Video:*
1:46
Perfectly cooked steak confirmed for Smash Brothers
XD
Lol
Was featured as a food in the game
Marilou Flake Stardust if smash is still around, expect food to be playable
@@TheIceCreamWizard oof 😂😂
I like that he basically gave a Yelp review of the restaurant.
Jacob Tucker lol
Diego ewe ewwww disgusting
Adam is awesome art What do you think the "ewe" in his name meant?
⭐️✖️✖️✖️✖️
great food
Can we just appreciate not only that this is a thing in the game, not only that this is probably one of the most genuinely sort of creepy and weirdly out-of-place events you could think of even as far as secret bosses go in RPGs, but also how good that steak actually looks?
I tried that irl. However after tenderizing, I add not only salt and pepper, I add worcestershire sauce and let it soak up the good sauce that slammed it on the grill and, viola! Best steak in the world, even good as they served in Del Rae restaurant in Pico Rivera, CA.
True
Nah this was tedious
TH-cam recommended me this 3 years later for some reason
Same lol
Every comment except this one is from 3 years agi
Yes ok mee too
@@burgerhugger1014 Same for me, bud
TH-cam just drinks a lot
Fun Fact: They took pictures of actual steaks and cooked them
Nintendo sure is one with dedication to detail
Game guide my beloved
Damn that must have been expensive
Why am I just imagining Gordon Ramsay critiquing this person on their steak...
In Paper Mario Color Splash
Probably because its a cooking show
*steak is incinerated on grill*
Ramsey: It’s still fookin raw!
It was Gordon Ramsay
Ultimate final boss
This is the most annoying thing I've ever done. I'm serious. It took me four tries but on the fourth try, I at least did it perfectly.
That and it's like being in Hell's Kitchen and whoever's in the VIP is Gordon Ramsay and him yelling at you and saying, "This steak is RAW!"
I was more annoyed by Sniffit or Whiffit personally, but my memory is poop. I had to take a video with my phone.
I had to take photos to figure it out so I can relate. Trust me. And having to spend 1000 coins on cards that ARE NEEDED to win it perfectly is a pain.
snifiit or whifiit is easy
Use a hammer to calm it down
*Wheres the lamb sauce?*
Instructions not clear, has cooked Wii U
My gamepad got covered in salt and pepper, then drowned in lemon juice.
Splooshy The Inkling スプローシェ that didn't happen to me
I GOT SQURITED WITH LEMON AND SPRINKLED WITH SALT!
Yeah, once in battle, I somehow was sprinkled with salt and pepper, then I was in a sea of lemon juice!
Luke Wisniewski I
These comments are so SALTY
remember that tums commercial where giant food is beating up the person
Shy Guy Kid Yep!
Yup
I think that those were some Pepto-Bismol commercials, am I right, Shy Guy Kid?
Pax Humana no...it was tums...
(this in a nutshell)
Huh, never knew the day would come when I see Mario fighting a giant steak. I really gotta get Color Splash
That steak needs more character development.
first mario game where we can beat the meat.
but real talk: weirdest idea but fucking amazing idea for a boss.
What's next the next boss is a child drawing.
because of its Theme it is a Mini-Boss As it is Used on some Other enemys
Daniel Scharn yes😂
You also get to squeeze a bone! You know, for science.
Daniel Scharn and in odyssey we possess the meat
I'm dead of laugher...
Really, Mario is fighting with a STEAK for dinner...
JEBUS MARIO IS FIGHTING A LIVING STEAK!
JEBUS MARIO IS FIGHTING A LIVING STEAK!
You know I know that??
Bahia Ottmani he's fighting diabetes
3DSeven The Luigi ij
lol Mario beating the meat
Oswald Torres, Lol, perfect word play dude! best Mario game ever.
Why.
Beat meato it
yay someone understands my humor
Exactly why they called it "Color Splash" (Insert Lenny face here)
1:37 "...and then we cook our steak at 900 degrees for 3 seconds..."
Instructions unclear: my steak tastes like paint
Is that a dennis the menace reference?!
Does the steak still taste good??
How do you know what paint tastes like?
@@DE23 I just ate the steak covered in paint
SaltXPepper is the best ship.
you still watch Blues clues?!
Yitsul *facepalm*
A match made in heaven
inanimate insanity
otp.
My dad never said cooking on a grill was easy, I believe him now
Here is your
*S T E A N K*
with
*NO VEGETAL*
as you ordered
*S I R*
th-cam.com/video/5jO2PLqEdUY/w-d-xo.html
TheA.S.E.2096 No vegetal, but there is froot jose
Cool and good
One and a half.
DID SOMEONE SAY
*N O V E G E T A L*
The graphics in this game are so good I thought the thumbnail was a piece of paper with paper Mario on it and an actual grill with actual steak on it
Damn this steak was so popular he returned in odyssey
What?
@@Camilo_D2005 he was making a joke about that random slab of meat in the luncheon kingdom
@@ayo.2022 Ahh, tysm
the steak came back in TOK as a cameo
@@mlpluss9939 Where?
In America: You beat steak
on Prism Island: Steak beats you
MegaElectricTiger
*Prism Island = Soviet Russia*
mario is communist confirmed
In Russia, You don’t beat your meat, Your Meat beats you
XD
Good void, seven years?! This might be the oldest comment I've ever posted on this site
1:50 the meat is trying its best to do a tap dance
1:45
What the hell? My grill never does that. (IRL)
Purplex YT Same
Purplex - BLOX City but the steak got cooked!
Mine doesnt either
but that would be cool
this is paper mario, there are no logic
Your grill isn't made of paper?
That's the problem.
0:38 Rare footage of Mario after No Nut November (Circa 2004, colorized)
Best comment ever!
What
Literally no one:
TH-cam: yeah let’s recommend this to people in 2020
TH-camr: *laughs in ad revenue*
@@Linkums Make money by cooking up a steak in Paper Mario, that's amazing.
Linkums (WhatTheyCallGames) you made a good steak, take it
Connor Young Perhaps because of the new PM game coming out soon
The sad thing is, I watched this video so many times back in 2016, yet YT seems to forget
"Is this steak fresh?" - Gordon Ramsay
*Shakes head* 'It is alive' - Mario
"Fuck me" - Gordon Ramsay
Wardon Wamsay
Inb4 Mario x Ramsay erotica
Jakson Haley
*Cue the plunger theme!*
IT'S FUCKING RAW!
How do you export the steak to real life?
You'll need the Game Boy Printer and a few adapters. ;D
The best
Linkums (WhatTheyCallGames) Funny. My comment is gone. Again, You need a Wii MIDO adapter and an Arduinoboy.
...or you can get your lazy ass to a cooking website, then go to a grocery store, and make your own damn steak, Josh Teixeira!
Josh Teixeira It’s easy to do, all I need is your *_kidney_*
a stake?
L7 Games And Vids ,
Its so real
Yes, a stake through the heart.
L7 Games Videos And ROBLOX Gaming w
L7 Games Videos And ROBLOX Gaming ha
This is the weirdest Mario boss fight and I love it.
I didn't knew Paper Mario: Color Splash had a reference to the Paper Mario community (the salt shaker).
*The cooked steak looks like it's dancing
Cristmas Sans The Skeleton The cooked steak plays Just Dance
Cristmas Sans The Skeleton Uneeded Undertale reference is uneeded.
Yep. Nintendo just went with all the funny jokes for this ^^
-Beating meat
-Shaking bacon
-insert further outdated jokes here
Wow just dance
Supersteak Saga
The only aspect I didn't want carried over from Sticker Star was the lack of foreknowledge regarding what sticker, or card in this case, was needed to defeat a boss, or a steak. Yeah, you can talk to the toad in the trash can for hints, but it's still frustrating to ask the player to leave a boss fight, go all the way back into town to get what they need, and then go all the way back to the fight. The humor and visuals atone for most of this in Color Splash, but it still irks me every now and again.
You didn't really need to talk to the Wringer and the toad in the trash can, all you had to do is talk to the purple toad in the restaurant, and he'll sell all the ingredients.
Also, the toads in the restaurant give you hints.
youTENsills Honestly if you knew all the items existed and well, how to prepare meat, it just takes a bit of creative thinking.
Not to mention, you don't game over if you lose, and if you just reload your save, you don't even lose coins from having to buy all the things again if you screw up
Eh I think it’s nice to lose every once in a while and learn from your mistakes and or get help
@@ilovepokemonize1 Also, the Toads will give you hints if you're stuck.
So...
Is this the final boss of Paper Mario Color Splash?
I'm impressed
No, it's just a very minor miniboss. Black Bowser is the final boss.
I dont care, r/wooosh me all you want.
Don’t listen to him, it is
@@dubstep298_tetradct okay then
R/woosh
@@lucashotchkiss2627 I'VE BEEN PLAYING PAPER MARIO COLOR SPLASH FOR SO LONG NOW. DO NOT THINK I AM UNWISE.
(again, I don't care about the r/woooshes.)
Dubstep 298 shit dude idk what game you’re playing but this is 💯 % the final boss
や き に く を き わ め た お と こ
Can we just appreciate how good that steak looks though
I tried that irl. However after tenderizing, I add not only salt and pepper, I add worcestershire sauce and let it soak up the good sauce, add lemon juice, slammed it on the grill and, viola! Best steak in the world, even good as they served in Del Rae restaurant in Pico Rivera, CA.
I'm kinda proud that I deducted what I had to do without looking it up on internet, this is not some hard puzzle by any means but I was like 11 years old and not very smart even for an 11 years old.
that's absolutely the....
BEST MARIO GAME BOSS EVER!!!.
Screw Dark Qüeen!!!
Screw Grand Star Bowser.
Screw Dark Bowser.
Screw MarioGalaxy's Final Boss.
Screw Bowser.
Screw Baby Bowser.
Screw Them.
A Piece of Steak Confirmed for Smash Bros.
it Will Be AWESOME!!!!!.
What vif they actually add the steak in *iluminati music plays*
Lolol
@@sirbean75what?
*y e s*
Steak is best boss
シンプルなステーキの作り方
材料
デカハンマー×1
ハンマー×1
塩胡椒 たっぷり
レモン×1
手順
①デカハンマーとハンマーでグレイトを2回出して叩きます
②塩胡椒をたっぷりかけます
③強火で一気に焼き上げます
④レモンをたっぷりかけてできあがり
Nobody gonna talk about how he put an entire lemon's worth of juice on a single steak?
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Recommended: watch this dude fight a steak.
You know, youtube knows what to recomend.
That happened to me too señor
0:09 - Don't jump on it, Mario! We don't wanna serve Tangerino Grill Foot Steak!
number 15
Larry just happened to have an orange mini paint star on him?
i dunno, bowser gave it to him?
Cool! Larry!
ok so to make a good stake you firstly have to:
1. find 2 salt droppers that are in love with eachother and let them dance on top of the stake.
2. call pyro from tf2 to burn it as good as he can.
and 3. call the lemon bros to put their extremely good juice on the stake.
and there you have it! subscribe for more cooking tips ;D
don't forget to tender the meat in preparation!
Also, if you want it well done: just get a Phlog Pyro
ツツThemasterlucariofan
You forgot to smash it with a hammer.
wheres the bashing it to a pulp with wooden hammers? that is the main step to making a good steak!
And don't furget two hammer it twice!
If you don’t have the Charcoal Grill, you can also use 2 excellent Big Fire Flowers to grill the steak.
Girls on December 1st: OMG happy holidays Rebbeca!
Boys on December 1st: 0:16
この肉、妙にリアルだから美味しそう
それわかるめっちゃ美味そうw
*not English*
普通に飯テロやんw
@@yurilove-lolita お腹すくわ
ゲームの世界感と噛み合ってない。だがそれがいい
Anybody else got this recommend to them 7 years later?
Me
I did
YEA
Yeah
Hi that’s me
Cooking in Breath of the Wild < *Cooking in Paper Mario: Color Splash*
Fun fact: You can also cook the steak with 2 “Excellent” Big Fire Flower attacks.
This is the kind of game that makes you wonder:
What the F is Nintendo doing!?
Idk but it’s probably some sort of illegal substance
Idk yet i dont care
美味しいステーキの作り方〜レモン風味のミディアムレアステーキ〜
1:まずお肉を2回ほど叩きます
2:先程よく叩いたお肉に塩.胡椒で下味をつけます
このとき塩.胡椒はお好みの量で
3:強火で表面をしっかりと焼いていきます
4:最後にレモンを絞ってお皿に盛り付ければ出来上がりです
材料
塩:適量
胡椒:適量
レモン:1個
肩ロース:80kg
ご丁寧にありがとう
おにぎり煎餅 80……
1:22 this has been: *TERRIZING A STEAK WITH THE QUEEN AND KING*
ahh yes, one of the most emotional and thrilling Mario battles throughout history
Paper Mario vs 𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗸
This has to be the only original boss battle in PMCS, but that is fine, because I still like the game how it is.
ok recommended, this is a lit mlg danganronpa excecution.
何故オススメに出てきたし
魔獣の眼光/YNくん それな
I dont talk weeb
俺もだ｡
それな。
Everybody gangsta till steak starts dancing (2:16)
Also, petition to bring back Steak as an Origami King DLC Boss.
There is a secret dialogue if you hammer it a lot then larry will say this looks more like steak soup
1:15 first everything its good and sweet... until....
*_*S A L T & P E P P E R G E T S T R I G G E R E D*_*
This is by far one of the weirdest fights I ever seen
My new favourite Nintendo character a piece of steak
Wow, I walk into his room and all I see is Mario beating his meat senslessly...
*I'M DISGUSTED*
The Kings2758 You should’ve knocked before you barged into the room.
nice
Mario has some heartburn problems
Tum tum tum tum!!!!
This is totally how I cook my steaks
Dad: when's the barbeque gonna be ready?
Me: one second dad
*aggressively suplexes stake*
1. beat the meat
2. cover the meat all in salt and pepper
3. burn it
4. put lemons until your eyes are burning
5. the meat will dance until he beats u
6. the meat somehow will die and thank you
7. make millions of this amazing taste
Of the billions of other videos that could’ve popped up in my recommendations feed, why this.
I'm no cooking expert but that seems like an aggressive amount of salt and pepper
Edit: Nvm thats an aggressive amount of everything
2:04 why the did they just bukkake that motherfucking steak
Abatukam
If we get a secret final boss in Origami King, there’s no doubt steak will be it
can we just talk about how larry just ate an entire fucking steak which was over twice his size in a few seconds
I was wondering how he ate it that fast too
And welcome to another episode of:
"Why the hell is this in my recommended?"
You know. ;)
Just here because he is beating his meat
yes
Step 1. make it stand on the shorter end
Step 2. hit it with a large and a small wooden hammer
Step 3. The steak will now proceed to slap you. this is normal
Step 4. Watch salt and pepper make love then season it with them
Step 5. take the steak to the oven and turn the heat to FREAKING FIRE MAN
Step 6. no need to flip, all sides will be done.
Step 7. watch the steak do the pee pee dance
Step 8. Completely soak the steaks with lemons
Step 9. now the steak will jab you a little (a lot)
Step 10. Stick a fork in-its done!
Bonus 11. the steak will lay itself on the table (lenny)
How do you grill it evenly? Are you supposed to use the grill twice or is there some way to flip it? This has me really stumped and I can't seem to find any video or comment which addresses this, :(
TheMainMiek this is how to cook a steak CORRECTLY. All other methods will not yield correct results
If you think fighting a living steak is funny, think of this horrifying realization. Steak is a side of beef. Meaning a slaughtered cow piece zombified and took life. Imagine if the cow wasn't slaughtered.... Zombocow.
TheAileZX2 But maybe was a paper cow?
...need to be served to cannibals and to also leave the rest of the sane human race alone, jediguy 12.
Found the vegan.
Are you a member of PeTA?
It’s 2024 at midnight why the hell is this in my recommended
Step 1: Tenderize to a 90 degree angle with a hammer.
Step 2: Season with salt and pepper.
Step 3: Throw steak on the grill.
Step 4: Squeeze lemon juice on steak.
Step 5: Stick a fork in it-it’s done!
*sees grill
Me: okay looks normal enough
*hell comes flying out from the inside
Me: okay what in the actual f
Me after BNHA: WHO LET ENDEAVOR GRILL?!
My most favorite Paper Mario game ever!
I guess TH-cam just wants me to watch a piece of paper fight a steak
Do you guys remember the intense boss fight against
*STEAK*
It’s all fun and happy until you find out Larry was the VIP.
Most hilarious boss fight I've seen.
How did I find this in my recommendations?
Imagine getting slapped by a giant sentient steak.
I never thought in a million years that cooking meat would be a boss battle.
Me: I'm gonna do something productive with the quarantine.
Me 10 minutes later: 0:36