Joe Rogan Experience

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  • Maynard James Keenan is a singer, songwriter, producer, winemaker, and actor, best known as the vocalist for Grammy Award-winning rock band Tool, Puscifer, and A Perfect Circle. Look for TOOL's catalog coming to streaming services on August 2 and their new album "FEAR INOCULUM" releases on August 30.

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  • @ToolArchive
    @ToolArchive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3767

    It's entirely possible Fear Inoculum might be one of the most anticipated albums of all time

    • @Dustland98
      @Dustland98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      uh hunnerd percent

    • @ashnaybro
      @ashnaybro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Been waiting so damn long.. thank you for all of your hard work and contribution to Tool fans around the world. Much appreciated.

    • @camnorickotoole7770
      @camnorickotoole7770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ToolArchive nice 👍

    • @AlexzanderVL2
      @AlexzanderVL2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hunred purse ant bee

    • @ryanduray1
      @ryanduray1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Funny seeing you here. Love your channel

  • @timothygruber9386
    @timothygruber9386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    The older i get the more i respect a guy who can say "I don't know"

    • @GrandmaHank
      @GrandmaHank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right the probiotics question Dodge from Joe made he sound like a politician

    • @te9591
      @te9591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah, nothing can be more irritating than people who talk loud on subject matters they dont really know.

    • @redraider2140
      @redraider2140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Being 21 will do that to you.

    • @WhiteTimplar
      @WhiteTimplar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ya I like hearing that and when both people are like we got to find out. so cool

    • @SomaFlly
      @SomaFlly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and the older i get a tool album will release...someday

  • @corpsekrusher
    @corpsekrusher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    Maynard. “Are you ready to hear the name of the new album?”
    Joe. “I’m picturing you in one of those jackets with tassels - you could pull that off.”

    • @alexooo2256
      @alexooo2256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jan tan lmao

    • @dauntevivone3578
      @dauntevivone3578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dingle Berries...Like in Cheech's Impala. 👀 'Up In Smoke'

    • @illfather7066
      @illfather7066 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      jan tan lol...it's kind of ironic...

    • @justindeering4384
      @justindeering4384 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      arms widespread, start there!!!!

  • @nicholash4525
    @nicholash4525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    Maynard: " The name of the new Tool album is Fear....."
    Rogan: "Do you know Carlos Mencia steals jokes?"

    • @Janellabelle
      @Janellabelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joe did you know Carlos Mencia steals jokes Rogan. Thanks a lot for THaT fucker!

    • @MissingElements
      @MissingElements 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      fear of a black planet tho

    • @TheElefanteBranco
      @TheElefanteBranco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MissingElements blank*

    • @yutro213
      @yutro213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheElefanteBranco th-cam.com/video/E8tgLNgXCLA/w-d-xo.html

    • @jaycobyhyde2742
      @jaycobyhyde2742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yutro213 fuck yeah!!

  • @SpaceMonkey033
    @SpaceMonkey033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    how nice of Maynard to come and listen to Joe's stories about his friends and watch some of Joe 's favourite videos on the internet

    • @jeanc5516
      @jeanc5516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yeah, that we can't even see.

    • @YLS8763
      @YLS8763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This comment made me laugh out loud for a solid minute

    • @erkkamykkanen
      @erkkamykkanen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@YLS8763 me for 10 seconds but still A LOT

    • @savlizyespin7160
      @savlizyespin7160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gosugosu1280
      @gosugosu1280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that was so funny

  • @richspizzaparty
    @richspizzaparty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3083

    Maynard need not worry, in 400 years humans will have merged with machines and be interplanetary. Enough time for at least 3 more Tool albums.

    • @matthewmcanadabc8355
      @matthewmcanadabc8355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Next album a perfect network

    • @Original-Phantom
      @Original-Phantom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nah the nwo will make us slaves and feed us to Satan

    • @Original-Phantom
      @Original-Phantom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nevermind they are already doing it

    • @MrJackandEmily
      @MrJackandEmily 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Illunarty wil push us off the edge of the flat erfff

    • @daveboden2656
      @daveboden2656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      he will if they are taught to swim

  • @dieguismama2330
    @dieguismama2330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1536

    This farmer's talking voice is like silk... he should try singing.

    • @danielmatthews7666
      @danielmatthews7666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Agreed.

    • @zankfrappa6427
      @zankfrappa6427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@danielmatthews7666 pls be joking

    • @zankfrappa6427
      @zankfrappa6427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @kotov dot in and I'm telling you that the only way to get better is practice. Idk why you gotta get so butthurt about it. I told you what he does and you got upset. Maybe actually look into the person you're asking about instead of asking in TH-cam comment sections, smart stuff.

    • @VictorPerez-dv2dl
      @VictorPerez-dv2dl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought she was joking at first but yeah I love tool as well

    • @dieguismama2330
      @dieguismama2330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Evan Yeah man whut???? Maybe he should learn to swim.

  • @photosnotbullets
    @photosnotbullets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Maynard: "In the morning we're shredding apples into a bin like applesauce and inoculating it."
    Joe: "Inoculate it with what?"
    Maynard: "Fear."

    • @1mucocele
      @1mucocele 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thought the same hahaha

    • @shaggy_e210
      @shaggy_e210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was hoping 😂😂😂😂

    • @marniechambless1697
      @marniechambless1697 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      came here for this

  • @cvick4200
    @cvick4200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    After over a decade of waiting Maynard announces Tool’s new album. Millions of fans rejoice and want to hear about it.
    Joe: “cool, so how’s the wine business?”

    • @pirkkala
      @pirkkala 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He wasnt going to talk about it anyways or he woulda in the podcast

    • @earugo2531
      @earugo2531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The whole tool thing is the beginning of farming and the end of advertisement

    • @frobb
      @frobb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Schmelly G. one day I want to be as cool as you, really.

    • @xazrael
      @xazrael 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Schmelly G. Night night troll. Take your vitamins.

    • @louie9373
      @louie9373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah he wouldn't been all cryptic about it anyways.

  • @dougmott8926
    @dougmott8926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    Maynard: "man its such a relief to get this Tool stuff off my chest" Joe: pigs are fukn dangerous man..

    • @GlassThirdEye
      @GlassThirdEye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @Theopengrove
      @Theopengrove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Joe "Have you seen that bison video" rogan

    • @sophiamendoza5912
      @sophiamendoza5912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Good lord this is the most boring podcast to date lol 😆

    • @chrishoy7133
      @chrishoy7133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My heart dropped

    • @brucanthwood
      @brucanthwood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm not sure why Maynard was on this podcast... except to drop new album title (no discussion) streaming catalogue (some jokes about naptster) and Maynard pitching the idea for roundtable discussions (Joe's not interested). I like both of them though.

  • @stevenevil8415
    @stevenevil8415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I totally abandoned this video to watch Mongol Golden Eagle Wolf Hunting.

    • @Thorney369
      @Thorney369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO! Me too!

    • @bobbiebuckets1154
      @bobbiebuckets1154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Great name for a band: 'Mongol Golden Eagle Wolf Hunting'

    • @MizTubeFreak
      @MizTubeFreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg me too haha

    • @DarkenedSilhouette
      @DarkenedSilhouette 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jamie post the link

    • @impitt28
      @impitt28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s called drug induced ADD

  • @ouijabored5785
    @ouijabored5785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +938

    Maynard: About to reveal his grandmother's Sunday spaghetti recipe
    Rogan: Ever see a midget Malaysian man get a colonoscopy? *Video Buffering*

    • @walthampton4461
      @walthampton4461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Holy cow bro, cracked me up! Thank you

    • @kingofkingsVAR
      @kingofkingsVAR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jamie pull that up

    • @mephistophelesgoestowork4368
      @mephistophelesgoestowork4368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This comment is choice.

    • @mathewsmith7305
      @mathewsmith7305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @lg7841
      @lg7841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mathewsmith7305 You're an idiot

  • @strailz4302
    @strailz4302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    People are saying Maynard seems so detached, but this is the most open and bubbly i've seen Maynard... ever! Love seeing him opening up.

    • @luiscarrillo8738
      @luiscarrillo8738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know right.

    • @TandemKnights
      @TandemKnights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/video/hrcJz63En94/w-d-xo.html

    • @maggotmusic757
      @maggotmusic757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yall ever think for once that maybe...just maybe....he was just really shy and socially awkward?

    • @aricgoss
      @aricgoss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This made me realize Joe’s limited brain capacity 🤦🏽‍♂️Maynard is enlightened

    • @DerWaidmann_
      @DerWaidmann_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joe Rogan is the key to his sincerity

  • @GenXJay670
    @GenXJay670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    Maynard: "So we are going to release a double albu"
    Joe "So do you make raisins with your grapes"????

    • @darthbowie4405
      @darthbowie4405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I know... I love Joe but god fucking damn it.

    • @Rebb1989
      @Rebb1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You have to appreciate the small things right 😅

    • @timmythistle6615
      @timmythistle6615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      All fairness, Joe was jet lagged af.

    • @23erisx
      @23erisx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey it coulda been 'so have you ever done dmt?'

    • @utmosttfm4788
      @utmosttfm4788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      " so were releasing a album " but everyond turn off you phones. Pads tech and go for a walk. Sure . im watching this and my summification of this is like Maynard sold out a hot min ago

  • @murrayc9615
    @murrayc9615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Maynard looks like a high school science teacher

    • @jeroeng1025
      @jeroeng1025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is hilarious. My high school science teacher actually reminds me of Maynard so much. Great dude. One of the few teachers that felt real to me and who showed personality, which made me pay attention to what he had to say despite not really feeling for the subject matter at all.

    • @JAMBI..
      @JAMBI.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can picture him wearing a white button up shirt with a tie, holding a clipboard as he walks around checking out his students.

    • @sargonnis
      @sargonnis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He does come off as a Science teacher. His music does make you smarter.

    • @joshuamackey2326
      @joshuamackey2326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His parents and some others in his family.are teachers!

  • @jooplin
    @jooplin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    20 seconds into podcast
    Joe Rogan: *M A R I H U A N A*

  • @UncleJimboo
    @UncleJimboo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Maynard: new album is coming out
    Joe: what kind of tomatoes do you grow?

    • @jaydongoodrich4495
      @jaydongoodrich4495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      did you ever think that him and Joe are friends IRL "they are in case you didn't know" and MJK dosent like to talk about himself/tool/music all the time and maybe he'd rather just chill and talk about his other stuff instead.

    • @isaacrichmond7505
      @isaacrichmond7505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joe: Have you ever done DMT?
      Maynard: I've never gotten a staph infection from wrestling; I'm lucky I guess
      Jamie: *pulls up pics*

    • @shaunwells5015
      @shaunwells5015 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @tactical_philanthropy
    @tactical_philanthropy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    Maynard: The new album is coming out after 13 yea-
    Joe: You know I realized that if my house burned down I could buy ten new ones so I'm pretty chill about fires.

    • @danielg3924
      @danielg3924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exactly...

    • @notjohn100
      @notjohn100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And the album turned out to just be the exact same as their last album, so no big foul there

    • @peterfrigo92014
      @peterfrigo92014 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      notjohn100 th-cam.com/video/d-9ubROeMMM/w-d-xo.html

    • @50kal44
      @50kal44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      notjohn100 def not. Last one he was all sad about his mom and it was darker. This one was epic, better than 10,000 days, I don’t know if it’s their best but I see why people think that.

    • @nathanmundy3343
      @nathanmundy3343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kalvin Braddock-Foster it seems like Fear Inoculum is like the sacred ancient texts that they used to create all the other tool albums

  • @CaptainBeefheart90
    @CaptainBeefheart90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I saw Tool live on their fear inoculum tour i was in the front row on 4 hits. I’ll never forget that experience as long as I live. Maynard is a ambassador for the supernatural. See him live on acid. He’s amazing 👁

    • @mamaelfian
      @mamaelfian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can you reproduce anything close to it for me if I’m off on 4 hits? So I can re-live it VICARIOUSLY.......

    • @avidodd26
      @avidodd26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watched an untranslated japanese cartoon on 4 hits once and fell into the mouth of God. The vehicle doesnt matter when you are traveling at those speeds.

    • @gmfw9777
      @gmfw9777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      High on acid, saw Tool at Andrews amphitheatre on Oahu. The pit looked like Orcs fighting with cave trolls, then security noticed a dude watching from high up in a tree next to the venue prompting treeguy to swing out over the crowd on his climbing gear. I've always wanted to thank that dude!

    • @jakehyrule7260
      @jakehyrule7260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Saw them sober, this year. Was great

    • @tristanwright9733
      @tristanwright9733 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When the hit the switches to let all the feedback through. I thought we were entering a portal into hell. BEST GOD DAMN SHOW ON THE FUCKING PLANET. LONG LIVE THE FUCKING KINGS

  • @mikeforbes7189
    @mikeforbes7189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Petetion to get Maynard back on, to talk all things fear inoculum.

    • @dauntevivone3578
      @dauntevivone3578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed! MJK send a bottle of wine to Washington State so we can try something way better than this watery Vino here in the temperate rain forests.

    • @Perrylayne105
      @Perrylayne105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All in favor!

    • @THERAMMSTEINFAN490
      @THERAMMSTEINFAN490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Get on Danny as well though! Thatd be THE SHIT!!

    • @liamjobey5192
      @liamjobey5192 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arizonaaaa!

    • @bartekwylezo9169
      @bartekwylezo9169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here you go

  • @thomasallen3631
    @thomasallen3631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1334

    Maynard: "We're going to release a limited print double al.."
    Joe: "Have you ever seen the triceps on a chimpanzee? Jamie pull that video up. Look up CHIMP FLEXING"

    • @owenwalker1774
      @owenwalker1774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🐵

    • @joshuafontanez2788
      @joshuafontanez2788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats the guy he is yall just ...not good to be around with this complaining not talking about this specific comment

    • @Dani-ladyy
      @Dani-ladyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PS4GUY2552 dude seriously wtf joe is so fucking annoying lol

    • @waffleking7521
      @waffleking7521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@richardgentry5589 This is literally the only place i've seen Maynard genuinely laugh. Pause at 21:40, it's kind of weird lol

    • @raygengamer8440
      @raygengamer8440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joe is amazing. But there is a “shut up I’m talking rogan” a lot of times

  • @colosseo7827
    @colosseo7827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    MJK: "An intellectual person is not just who experiences their own life, but experience other people's experiences."
    Joe: "Have you seen that Bison that launched that 9-year old?"

  • @ethantapp5370
    @ethantapp5370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    He should really have Adam Jones on the podcast as well.

    • @lateralustrated8808
      @lateralustrated8808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ethan Tapp Adam is too cool for Joe and joe would be projecting his insecurities like he does with maynard

    • @tristanwright9733
      @tristanwright9733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Id 100000000% rather have the rest of the Boys than ever having Maynard on

    • @manwithtwoeyes6911
      @manwithtwoeyes6911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He needs all the tool members on at some point

    • @donniemills967
      @donniemills967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pacman was a great cornerback. I was a big fan of his when he was on the Bengals.

    • @JAMBI..
      @JAMBI.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can see him getting along with danny carrey lol

  • @RockFeed
    @RockFeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I’m dying right now. I never thought I would live to see the day we got a new TOOL record.

    • @Jkc77777
      @Jkc77777 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok "singular person"

    • @subordie6000
      @subordie6000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, a channel I'm subscribed to in the comments section!!

    • @qook1543
      @qook1543 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me neither man

  • @irotinmyskin
    @irotinmyskin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    Maynard: "So we are going to release a double albu..."
    Joe: "Do you eat elk bro?"

    • @nathanieledwards7150
      @nathanieledwards7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That was actually fucking hilarious!

    • @bluntmane2864
      @bluntmane2864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What was joe suppose to do?? Sit there in silence

    • @irotinmyskin
      @irotinmyskin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@bluntmane2864 how about asking him questions that he knows Maynard fans would like to hear, instead of just topics Rogan finds interesting like a centipede eating a mouse

    • @RJ-ox8on
      @RJ-ox8on 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      irotinmyskin joe “make sure you hunt them w/ a bow”

    • @billyrivers672
      @billyrivers672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@irotinmyskin Dude, I just sprayed coffee all over my laptop.

  • @shitmultiverse1404
    @shitmultiverse1404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Maynard being nice to Tool fans sounds a lot like their agent spanked them because they keep trolling the media

  • @dillonhamilton2914
    @dillonhamilton2914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    24:00... Maynard: “Weird diseases start showing up...”

    • @tabs311
      @tabs311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ...Did he know something?

    • @vaudemu2263
      @vaudemu2263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@tabs311 lol yeh, he realizes that new diseases show up every few decades.

    • @onepunchflan3071
      @onepunchflan3071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A new fungus amongst us 😂

    • @JarodRebuck
      @JarodRebuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gulp....

    • @erichgolden1812
      @erichgolden1812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That comment aged like wine

  • @BimmerBros
    @BimmerBros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    TH-cam execs! Can you guys give JRE a pass so we can watch Rogan watch TH-cam videos on TH-cam the way God intended. Thanks.

    • @hanzolo7719
      @hanzolo7719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      BimmerBros why is it that fighter and the kid, h3 podcast, and almost every other podcast does this? I don’t think Joe realizes that it’s fair use to show the video, as long as there’s not copyrighted music in it. If they get claimed all they have to do is dispute it. Jamie seems to understand this, and always wants to play clips, but Joe never lets him. The podcast won’t get “pulled” from TH-cam.

    • @dajr9018
      @dajr9018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This comment needs to go to the TH-cam gods

    • @samueljacksonactuallylaugh4906
      @samueljacksonactuallylaugh4906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jacob Laubauskas seems like ur a little faggy. not for anyone in particular, though, yer just a fag in general.
      im gay too so anytime you wanna swap spit and shit in eachothers mouth, call me at 404-767-5215 and we’ll set up a date :)

    • @jade_x_
      @jade_x_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Laubauskas seems like your mindset is a little outdated .. not to mention beneath Joe Rogan.. you think he would ever condone you calling someone too "faggy" for him? Get a grip loser. No room for you here.

    • @Chiefthepup
      @Chiefthepup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Make America great again

  • @michaelv8757
    @michaelv8757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Tool finally releasing their catalog on streaming formats is not to be lost in the new album talk. I’ve been waiting for this longer than I’ve been waiting for them to drop an album.

    • @skiproots259
      @skiproots259 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bluntz 0809 same

    • @ChannelNickGreen
      @ChannelNickGreen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I can't wait to hear albums in worse quality than they sounded twenty years ago!

    • @mgonzalez8880
      @mgonzalez8880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I swear ive heard some of there songs on Pandora years ago.. or do you think *I must have been high, i must have sooooo high* 😃

    • @Buonocore49
      @Buonocore49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This instantly makes the monthly spotify bill worth it

  • @BradCozine
    @BradCozine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    40:30 Maynard: "We're shredding apples into a bin and going to inoculate it.."
    Joy: "Inoculate it what what?"
    Me: "Fear."

    • @avnishdhaulta9271
      @avnishdhaulta9271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      best comment here😂

    • @FreyaGem
      @FreyaGem 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn I can't believe I didn't think of that 😂

  • @jefflongfelow
    @jefflongfelow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm 36 years old. My uncles were in a band in the 80's and 90's and they played tool so I've been listening to tool damn near my whole life. The fact that all these amazing artist came to form 1 band is absolutely incredible. And Maynard's intelligence is very inspiring and gives me a little hope in humanity

  • @Vnoto24
    @Vnoto24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Maynard- centipedes scare me more than anything
    Joe- Yo watch this video of a centipede killing a mouse

    • @Kash-Acous
      @Kash-Acous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not gonna lie, I went down a rabbit hole because of this. Ended up at piranha vs frog. Nature is fucking nuts

  • @revb14n
    @revb14n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    *Major Tool announcement.
    Joe: So how's the wine business?

    • @MichaelKire
      @MichaelKire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Maynard has a habit of not wanting to talk about Tool

    • @dominikaxy
      @dominikaxy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Joe has no clue about music that Maynard does.

    • @loopvil369
      @loopvil369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      or maybe coz hes a pretentious douche

    • @agraciotti
      @agraciotti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That is why I got bored by this show.

    • @duckydarkstar38
      @duckydarkstar38 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This one sucked

  • @Nerule
    @Nerule 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joe peer pressuring James Maynard is exactly what I didn't know I needed.

  • @nickmcconnell755
    @nickmcconnell755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    My expectations were a little too high on this one.

    • @phoenixthephlame3558
      @phoenixthephlame3558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joe dumbed it down.

    • @williamcole960
      @williamcole960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      On the album? lol same

    • @clevelandtyler2
      @clevelandtyler2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      William Cole really? I think it’s fantastic.

    • @hoytbenson6016
      @hoytbenson6016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’d disagree, I think they did I killer job on the new album. But hey, to each their own

  • @owenwalker1774
    @owenwalker1774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    Maynard James Keenan: My dedicated fans want to hear about the new rec-
    Joe: People are nicer in cold weather.

    • @Chadneytube
      @Chadneytube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Obviously he doesn't spend a lot of time in Canada.

    • @owenwalker1774
      @owenwalker1774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Chadneytube 😂

    • @raygengamer8440
      @raygengamer8440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love the cold

    • @zacharyhutchison4006
      @zacharyhutchison4006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some people... I lived in NY for 2 years and the snow damn near made me crazy.

    • @BigJoker
      @BigJoker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've never seen a comment like this on JRE. Oh wait...

  • @robotinvasion
    @robotinvasion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Maynard 's relaxation between albums gonna be short lived. I heard the band is already preparing for their next album release scheduled 2045.

    • @cyberdelicxp9125
      @cyberdelicxp9125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2045, just in time for the technologal singularity lol

    • @carter_1
      @carter_1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gotta hear it first... buuut maybe they didn't want to release something that wasn't going to be Bad-A. There's nothing worse than a good band getting a big head, putting out 3 crappy albums in 5yrs time. Just cuz they think they're music is good without trying. Thinking they'll sell it just on their name alone.
      Maybe with so many disagreements, or alpha- struggles it'll be at perfection.

    • @Adam-qs5ir
      @Adam-qs5ir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It'll be good. They just don't put out shit

  • @BradCozine
    @BradCozine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    1:23:16 Maynard: "...nothing's going to affect how we make money or our touring."
    1:26:17 Coronavirus: "Hold my beer..."

    • @skippityblippity8656
      @skippityblippity8656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol even predicted the riots

    • @Theirishcannoli
      @Theirishcannoli 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tim Brandt theyll be back big time. Ill wear a damn space helmet to see them again

  • @BrooklynTalent
    @BrooklynTalent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    @23:25 Joe: “I’m gonna go north, I’m gonna go to some wooded area.”
    **Moves to Texas**

  • @jayzen1342
    @jayzen1342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Maynard: “I’m terrified of centipedes”
    Joe: “Let me show you a video of a centipede eating a mouse”

    • @DaAlaniz123
      @DaAlaniz123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sucks they don’t show the videos or internet searches that are being discussed anymore.

    • @Itsunclegabby
      @Itsunclegabby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DaAlaniz123 I was wondering why they weren't showing what was being searched. #bummer

    • @inkbl0t3tatface43
      @inkbl0t3tatface43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I LITTERALLY HAD TO PAUSE IT AT THIS PART TO POST A COMMENT!!! BAHAAHAA! BEST ONE SF

    • @Soundtracks92
      @Soundtracks92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Itsunclegabby Copyright reasons probably

    • @shilohstore6086
      @shilohstore6086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He covers his tattoo up 😂

  • @Evierambin
    @Evierambin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Something about Maynard seems so sad, sweet, and innocent. Yet he’s such a fuckin bad ass.

    • @williamnelson4005
      @williamnelson4005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What I respect about Maynard is that he is living life on his own terms and seems very humble. The guy works his ass off!!!

    • @RasheedKhan-bm8fm
      @RasheedKhan-bm8fm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reading his Wikipedia says a lot. Dude's seen some crazy shit. Even his position in the army sounds fucking terrifying from an ethical, non-violence perspective.

  • @jaymurr6788
    @jaymurr6788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It is comforting to know that Maynard is subjected to the frustrations of raising children.

  • @pag3309
    @pag3309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Danny Carey needs to be on Rogan podcast!!!!

    • @MisterK-YT
      @MisterK-YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pag3309 this

    • @rockohayden3690
      @rockohayden3690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I totally agree fine sir.... Let's hear from the drummer.

    • @k3mikal
      @k3mikal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I met Danny recently. He'd have a hard time doing something like this.

    • @JungleScene
      @JungleScene 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think Id be most interested in adam on a show like this. i could listen to him talk about music for hours... unfortunately rogan is notoriously a meat head when it comes to the topic of music so maybe it wouldnt work well.

    • @joe-5D
      @joe-5D 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah not good combo

  • @Mike-eg3hn
    @Mike-eg3hn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Maynard: "I got some pretty big news...the name of the new album is Fear Inoculem."
    Joe Rogan: "So how's the wine business?"
    Me:🤦‍♂️Wtf

    • @Finkster5
      @Finkster5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a Puscifer thing. Either he actually started a winery for the band or the 'characters' in the band have a winery or something like that. Puscifer's good btw, you should check them out if you like Maynard's other work.

    • @stevenzwier8974
      @stevenzwier8974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Joe's a fucking boomer

    • @goldenturd2697
      @goldenturd2697 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Finkster5 so are you gonna explain why or nah?

    • @tobypuscifer1810
      @tobypuscifer1810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Finkster5 He started making wine because his grand parents were wine makers in Italy. Thats where his love from wine comes from not some off shoot shit cause of a band

    • @OGfancy420
      @OGfancy420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It is incredibly frustrating how lucky he is and how little he cares haha

  • @robbyt3653
    @robbyt3653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Wow. First time hearing Maynard in an interview. What a nice, down to earth, talented and intelligent guy.

    • @MikeP2055
      @MikeP2055 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just barely watched/listened to the Maynard episode that came out two days ago and thought the exact same thing. My friends and I listened to Opiate and Undertow over and over and over again throughout high school --- '93, '94, '95 --- and to see him act so casual and silly, but still remarkably intelligent and on point, was amazing.
      So now here I am watching this episode, ha!

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When he said, "We added a popcorn machine....OHH YEAA." , I felt that

  • @JonLynchIsAlive
    @JonLynchIsAlive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    So... I can finally stop using all my mobile data playing Tool songs on TH-cam.

    • @nsareen3457
      @nsareen3457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jon Lynch meant?

    • @chrispy808
      @chrispy808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@nsareen3457 He means that they will put their music on things like spotify so you can download it once and not have to use cellular data streaming on youtube if you want to listen when you're out.

    • @THERAMMSTEINFAN490
      @THERAMMSTEINFAN490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      kinda painful D: you couldve easily downloaded it straight from the webs. And in better quality than streaming services most likely

    • @TRUE_GR1T
      @TRUE_GR1T 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      streaming services are for cucks. You can get a 520gb micro SD and have your entire music library on your phone.

    • @jamesdnh
      @jamesdnh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TRUE_GR1T unlimited data, free Tidal for $30 on Sprint

  • @OctopusVolcano
    @OctopusVolcano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Maynard is coming in to talk about TooL, the tool army is reporting in...
    Joe: have you ever seen a centipede attack a mouse? On CbD oil??

    • @jakewareham
      @jakewareham 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OctopusVolcano fucking 😂😭 at cbd oil

    • @arti8410
      @arti8410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is the best comment

    • @walthampton4461
      @walthampton4461 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Awesome!

  • @FreedomOrNothin
    @FreedomOrNothin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It's OK Jamie, we didn't want to see anything they were looking at......

  • @davidwoodrowstanleyjr2138
    @davidwoodrowstanleyjr2138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Smoking pot (once upon a time) also made me super paranoid, back then the only thing that could ease my mind was the music of Maynard James Keenan. Even now when things are stressful and my mind is racing, I can play some Tool, A Perfect Circle or Pucifer and it will put me in a calm place and help me through whatever tough time I'm experiencing. I feel the need to say Thank you, to you and your musical brothers and sisters for sharing your genius with the world.

  • @ramochoa6943
    @ramochoa6943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    We need picture in picture for when jaime pulls shit up. Im tired of wondering and searching what the hell they're looking at. That is all.

    • @k3mikal
      @k3mikal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They don't want a copyright strike

    • @bobbaace3710
      @bobbaace3710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@k3mikal How do people do that shit on Twitch all the time and not get in trouble

    • @turtleshell6391
      @turtleshell6391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bobbaace3710 Cause you can't take someones ad money off twitch but you can on youtube. Only reason majority of people get copystriked is to siphon money away from the content creator.

    • @skoto8219
      @skoto8219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bobbaace3710 there are automatic content ID algorithms running on youtube that aren't running on twitch. it's how youtube gets away with having maybe billions of dollars worth of copyrighted content on their platform - they make it very easy for the major studios/labels/networks to take down anything they own. twitch doesn't have as much copyrighted content and they're a comparatively small platform so they fly under the radar.

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jamie, and his monitor, needs some kind of small popout display in the corner

  • @dragline.
    @dragline. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    Maynard James Keenan does a pretty good impression of a human being.

    • @yuinui
      @yuinui 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok

    • @reqwashere7370
      @reqwashere7370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hate to burst your bubble but he is...

    • @seanwhitmore7564
      @seanwhitmore7564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Your comment was wasted on a few inferior beings. Haha

    • @jenniferh7297
      @jenniferh7297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He's such a pretentious ass

    • @lxvlx
      @lxvlx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jenniferh7297 who hates social media and screen culture yet has a 5 year old kid obsessed with their ipad.. wtf.

  • @bluecomet1109
    @bluecomet1109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Tool's next album title: rise of the grapes

    • @qook1543
      @qook1543 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grapes of Wrath

  • @afrz4454
    @afrz4454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I went for a long walk without my phone, made a new friend and now he is a Tool fan lol
    See how it all comes back

    • @LcInfantrySr
      @LcInfantrySr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You made this up for sure

  • @OneMeanArtist
    @OneMeanArtist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    MJK: About to talk about one of the most highly anticipated and long-awaited albums in history.
    Joe: Talks about everything BUT the album.

    • @justinbooth9198
      @justinbooth9198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      you realize he talked about the subject matter of the album for over an hour, right? listen to what the man values, read his lyrics from all his bands, and then re listen to this. He doesn't need to directly talk about tool to talk about the album.

    • @drucru4998
      @drucru4998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's because there is NO ALBUM DIPSHITS!

    • @the_snail_god
      @the_snail_god 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think Maynard talked about it as much as he wanted to. Besides, I’m sure he doesn’t want to reveal too much before it comes out, especially without letting any of the other bois (Danny Carey, Chancellor, etc.) that he was going to give more information than they were comfortable giving

    • @username82200
      @username82200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@drucru4998 official release date is August 30th,2019 available for preorder and download on all streaming platforms :)

    • @faust8218
      @faust8218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@drucru4998 Don't you look like the dipshit now.

  • @ike-insertname
    @ike-insertname 5 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Me: "Man I hope Joe asks him some questions about the new album."
    Joe: "I wanna show you a video of a centipede killing a mouse."

    • @hogblockula9335
      @hogblockula9335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I kinda doubt Maynard would go in too much detail anyway tbh

    • @raymondvorndran4306
      @raymondvorndran4306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JUST SHUT UP

    • @barrymckinley5330
      @barrymckinley5330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@raymondvorndran4306 Hey Ray, get some rest, you really, are a bit bossy, yes?

    • @easterislandstatue4059
      @easterislandstatue4059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The one chance maynard actually wants to talk about the new album and dumbass joe rugman just talks about the stupidest shit.

    • @SlavomirG
      @SlavomirG 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hogblockula9335 listening to new song leaks the album will be boring anyway

  • @dreichus
    @dreichus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I never comment but I appreciate and enjoy the hell out of Tool. I hope there is more to come.

  • @hercflyer
    @hercflyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is quite possibly my favorite Joe Rogan podcast. it was sooo cool to watch him and Maynard just talk.

  • @p05t1e16
    @p05t1e16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Maynard: The album name is, "Fear Inoculum". It's-
    Joe: So how's the rain in Arizona this time of year?

    • @ayeaye2295
      @ayeaye2295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This wasn't suppose to be a Tool podcast, hence why they got it out of the way first thing

    • @15walkingaway
      @15walkingaway 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Arizona

    • @p05t1e16
      @p05t1e16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@15walkingaway Thanks

    • @jokesbyjo
      @jokesbyjo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yea it would have been nice of Joe to inquire about the album. A simple, are you happy with it? How long did it take?

    • @p05t1e16
      @p05t1e16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jokesbyjo Yeah or at least ask him why they named it that.

  • @therealding221
    @therealding221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    I’ve literally had Tool on repeat on Spotify since they released it. I’m not listening to anything but tool till aug 30! It’s TOOLMONTH!

    • @jaydumon2784
      @jaydumon2784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't burn yourself out!

    • @therealding221
      @therealding221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jay D. Not possible.

    • @7Be
      @7Be 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      \m/

    • @Prog4Prog
      @Prog4Prog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah I’ve been gunning the back-cat in chronological order, on repeat and then they dropped Fear Innoculum single and that slightly changed my weird process. I can’t believe the day came that TOOL released music, I can’t believe this is the month TOOL release an album, I can’t believe I’m still alive!

    • @maxzak5310
      @maxzak5310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i red they're against streaming and tool is not on spotify .... they've changed their mind?

  • @alexgrigoreas4825
    @alexgrigoreas4825 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This episode is on my top 5 list. You both nailed the issues of the "addiction of instant gratification" by being fully connected 24/7. Thank you both. I actually was supposed to be working, but saw this video show up, had to watch it.

  • @dallascowboyshighlights9632
    @dallascowboyshighlights9632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't believe this is the same guy who wore a pink onesie in the iconic live performance of Sober.

  • @z33r2
    @z33r2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Maynard: "I'm terrified of centipedes"
    Joe: "Watch this video of a centipede ripping into a mouse"

    • @mattg9971
      @mattg9971 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The most boring subject ever

    • @recipoldinasty
      @recipoldinasty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matt G why? Animals are awesome

    • @UrbanaticLemonade
      @UrbanaticLemonade 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He literally hid below table with hat as protection

  • @Aveance94
    @Aveance94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    "so the new album is called fear inoculum"
    "oh great, now maybe they'll shutup, so hows the wine business?"
    OFUK LMAO

    • @SpicyTrifongo
      @SpicyTrifongo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @kroyford Tool is not doubling their reach on Joe Rogan. They were headlining act when Joe had hair.

    • @SpicyTrifongo
      @SpicyTrifongo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kevin Wintersteen by an insignificant amount. This isn't even the first time he's been on the show.

  • @brendanshepherd4386
    @brendanshepherd4386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Comment section is better than the podcast lmao 🤣

    • @brendanshepherd4386
      @brendanshepherd4386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Minimal User I like all of it. I think their latter stuff is better for my taste. This new album is definitely different. Way more mellow, but the instruments are superb. Pneuma and Descending are fantastic songs. I’ve had this album on repeat for a month.

    • @kittymom2
      @kittymom2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@minimaluser2132
      Are you wearing Vans and 501's ?

  • @mildr7
    @mildr7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    4:48
    "im a tweaker"
    -maynard

  • @ryanandres8523
    @ryanandres8523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    I have been refreshing my screen all day waiting for this lol

    • @neilcarter735
      @neilcarter735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Saaaame

    • @kronosouranos9979
      @kronosouranos9979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same to bad it wasn’t live

    • @khenkenius
      @khenkenius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here

    • @freedomflagco824
      @freedomflagco824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude I wish Joe Rogan was a podcast dealer I could just call whenever I need a podcast I check so often for new ones and get so bummed out going on weeks with no new stuff lol theres always good ones to recycle but drives me nuts waiting on new ones

    • @dekadenser
      @dekadenser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same dude

  • @christinajackson3461
    @christinajackson3461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Joe totally didn't catch Maynard saying "Maybe I'LL fight Tom Cruise." Bwahahaha!

    • @jusdubzzz
      @jusdubzzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fuck Maynard can whoop both Bieber and Cruise with blindfolds n hands tied!!

    • @axellness
      @axellness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol. Joe is slow

    • @christinajackson3461
      @christinajackson3461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @John Brooks aw, you make me sad, John. Lol.

    • @joshuafontanez2788
      @joshuafontanez2788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @John Brooks it's a podcast

    • @ToxicBottledOstrichNostrils
      @ToxicBottledOstrichNostrils 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Brooks nobody meant to insult your celebrity crush but Maynard isn’t a pussy. Even if he said so

  • @DillaryHuff
    @DillaryHuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I always thought "The Package" by A Perfect Circle is one of their most underrated songs.

    • @fleef69
      @fleef69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too honestly. Amazing album opener.

    • @matty42087
      @matty42087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The package is absolutely amazing, I agree on it being underrated.

    • @MHPCollecting
      @MHPCollecting 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That song is truth!

    • @christopherboxford26
      @christopherboxford26 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That may very well be my favorite songs of theirs. The way the drums kick in during the breakdown is epic.

    • @noelsarvas3253
      @noelsarvas3253 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is haunting, to those of us who have lived it

  • @alexgourdikian1741
    @alexgourdikian1741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When Maynard describes about how long it takes to pump out an album with Tool, I can see some of his frustration. However, their music when it finally does come out is perfect.

  • @brwoolery
    @brwoolery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    I love how Joe barely gave two shits when Maynard announced the name of the first tool album in 13 years!

    • @PatrickBlackler
      @PatrickBlackler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Brian Woolery what can you except from an egocentric narcissist.

    • @brwoolery
      @brwoolery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@minimaluser2132 Not to people that listen to their music. They can't be touched. Simply the best band going.

    • @frankzavala8605
      @frankzavala8605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@PatrickBlackler he probably doesn't listen to Tool or his bands in general just knows that he has many projects. He's good friends with Maynard so all they talk about are things out of the "fame" themes

    • @Theirishcannoli
      @Theirishcannoli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@minimaluser2132 lol what a stupid comment

    • @bigdog517
      @bigdog517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brwoolery I listen to Tool. And I love Tool. But I think there are many far more innovative bands around.

  • @bottomless666
    @bottomless666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Maynard: "to feel connected."
    Me: "tooo feeeel inspired, too..."

    • @rhysjohn3076
      @rhysjohn3076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I did the same 😂

    • @UptownNYC
      @UptownNYC 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      “To HELP us, NOT FUCK US UP!”
      also... “You FAIRY!”

    • @ktopaz
      @ktopaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And to think i dared to think i was the only one who did that :) there was an additional moment such as this one earlier on, did you catch it as well?

    • @simpleysims
      @simpleysims 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Boganiacal0 To swing on a spiral of, our divinity and... Still be a HUMANNNNNNNNNNNNN!

    • @mitch6962
      @mitch6962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cringed

  • @brycepfefferkorn945
    @brycepfefferkorn945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    At 24:00 Maynard predicts coronavirus

    • @mandece
      @mandece 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      just thought that during this re watch!

    • @good4gaby
      @good4gaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he has a big brain! and he's not afraid to use it. science indicated we were at risk of succumbing to a new strain of coronavirus. Earth is resilient af but as far as keeping it inhabitable for humans, we're f*cked. Sadly, our children and their children have a considerable challenge.

    • @bubblesthemonkey6615
      @bubblesthemonkey6615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1:26:20 as well, though I guess he predicted a fungus, not a virus.

  • @NavyVet00
    @NavyVet00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This podcast has been very relaxing and enjoyable. Couple beers under the stars , lost in listening and rebuttaling out loud. I laughed a lot.

  • @xXelitegpXx
    @xXelitegpXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Joe: Have you ever seen a 2 foot centipede attack a south side gang of pigeons with an AK47?!
    Maynard: Nope
    Joe: Pfff, Jamie, pull that up.

  • @DarktechKelly
    @DarktechKelly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Greetings fellow Tool fans!

  • @SEHall-zt5dz
    @SEHall-zt5dz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Tbf guys Joe did start off warning everyone he is like on no sleep. Doing something like this would be pretty hard to do in such a state

  • @midwest4416
    @midwest4416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A moment in History, realization of the present and predictions of the future intermixed with Joe's 360 barrage of off the cuff topics then Maynard bringing the focus back.

  • @nicholasanderson384
    @nicholasanderson384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Maynard: “so I have some big announcements about tool”
    Joe: “staff infections are serious man”

    • @jjskate4l1fe
      @jjskate4l1fe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nicholas Anderson
      Staph*

    • @te9591
      @te9591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jjskate4l1fe staff infection is when your coworkers suck.

    • @phillipg1331
      @phillipg1331 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Staph*

    • @phillipg1331
      @phillipg1331 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's serious

  • @alisaid86
    @alisaid86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    he wanted to discuss tool for the first time in his life and you ruined it, joe.

    • @burningmisery
      @burningmisery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honestly, there isn't much I want to know except what the album sounds like & read the lyrics. MJK is so much more interesting when he doesn't talk about Tool. And I'm a Tool fan, but there's more important topics, like, why does his 5-yo have an iPad.

    • @burningmisery
      @burningmisery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Psychedelephant
      Appreciate the sentiment. I'm glad they talked like 5-10% about MJK's bands, and the rest was martial arts, pain remedies, culinary stuff, hunting, boars. It's a perfect JRE podcast. MJK, Bill Burr & Henry Rollins are my top guests to enjoy listening to. When Tool fans complain about waiting 13 years for new music, they forget the band members got other shit too. MJK is a renaissance man, he's got his 20 fingers in every pie imaginable. We should just be happy MJK & his banda make music at all. Just be happy & enjoy life if possible.

    • @burningmisery
      @burningmisery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Psychedelephant
      Pretty spot on with all you've said. Here's to the new album not sucking! 🍻

    • @brittanybaker2408
      @brittanybaker2408 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's talked about it plenty in previous interviews on JRE.

  • @COCO-oc1in
    @COCO-oc1in 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    There are no words to express my appreciation for the music of Tool. Pure art.

  • @eliassaborido6235
    @eliassaborido6235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Anyone watching this now as jre moves to Spotify?

  • @kds311
    @kds311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I'm glad Maynard never talks about tool because it makes it so satisfying when he does

    • @astrosix6926
      @astrosix6926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exactly! I'm actually kinda glad he didn't because that means there is more room to do so for an entire month. I'm feeling more interviews to come or at least more cryptic information. It's the tool way and the reason people are fans.

    • @DrSoapp
      @DrSoapp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Made an awesome band, fucken hates talking about it .... What a whiney prick

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DrSoapp or... made an awesome and weird band, and doesn't talk about it to keep fans on their toes and make them jizz hype when he finally does announce one or two things.

    • @pyroman590
      @pyroman590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DrSoapp Seems like it's more or less Danny's band at this point. I don't think Maynard has a lot of say in what goes on in Tool

    • @pyroman590
      @pyroman590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @666LaVey666 I've been lucky enough to see them several times. The live performance is truly mind blowing.

  • @pcaruso1987
    @pcaruso1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Maynard: The new album name is....
    Joe: So how's the winnery going? do you use falcons?
    Maynard: Fear Inoculum

    • @plantspeakcodes
      @plantspeakcodes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @Orangeokie7
      @Orangeokie7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously! WTF? STFU Joe!

    • @60noharas75
      @60noharas75 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao accurate

    • @raymondvorndran4306
      @raymondvorndran4306 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      JUST SHUT UP BRUH

    • @knk1989
      @knk1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe Kept cutting him off. Its like let him speak and stay on topic. Needed more tool talk.

  • @jaysonpatel14
    @jaysonpatel14 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anthony Bourdain's parts unknown did a really good job of doing what they were talking about at the beginning. Showing how good people can be and how essential it is to get to know people and just talk. I watched it alot and always felt very humbled.

  • @mcman420
    @mcman420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    seeing them this past year was literally the best show ive been to in my life, unreal.

  • @FloridaManRacer
    @FloridaManRacer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Birds near Maynard's grape vineyard: "We must never forget the great pigeon massacre of 2019."

  • @Marinemom75
    @Marinemom75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember the very first time I ever heard this man's voice. It was one of the most beautiful things I had ever heard! I love u Maynard James Keenan and that voice still is amazing!!!!!

  • @brittinie7917
    @brittinie7917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Watching this during quarentine about the antibiotics and trump....crazy

    • @candyhobbs1716
      @candyhobbs1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maynard was in Green Jelly ♥♥

  • @mikek8354
    @mikek8354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    I remember the time i got to meet Maynard in Jacksonville years back, it was like a 2 or 3 hour line to meet him for a wine signing and when i get to the front hes sitting there with his head down quietly signing bottles...i try to make conversation...nothing! But right as i was about to leave he lifted his head looked me dead in the eyes and spoke! He said "hey....enjoy the wine." And since then iv tried to live my life by those words

    • @temporarymomentary
      @temporarymomentary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike K And it was worth it. Enjoy that wine. Simple.

    • @Theirishcannoli
      @Theirishcannoli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmfao that's hilarious

    • @Samm95Onoq
      @Samm95Onoq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Joseph Genovese not only
      but it was a 2 hour line.

    • @devinbaker8707
      @devinbaker8707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His wine isn't even that great

    • @ColinAverill
      @ColinAverill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought he was going to ask for some batteries for his Walkman.

  • @Nakushita1215
    @Nakushita1215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    40:34
    Maynard: " We're gonna inoculate it"
    Joe: "Inoculate it with what?"
    I would have lost my mind if Maynard would have replied "Fear" hahaha

    • @rob_zomb
      @rob_zomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nakushita1215 Fear isn’t the inoculater, it’s the inoculated.

    • @tcb9775
      @tcb9775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's too literal.
      It can mean to fear when the government inoculates you or your family with a disease or other bad genes. Basically fear the system that inoculates.

    • @thewoolycontacts
      @thewoolycontacts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @mementocatharsis9372
      @mementocatharsis9372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The contagion is ego.

    • @mementocatharsis9372
      @mementocatharsis9372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fear is the result. Everything comes from within.

  • @Dragonrc.
    @Dragonrc. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    man just ran across this, gonna have to subscribe. I have been a Tool since the 90s and I think I like Maynard even more now since due to his other passions. I just retired from 20 years in the Army and trying to find my way with a new career. Thanks for the ideas and me and the wife thank you for some new wines to try! I just moved to a place and really looking to be part of the community and even someday open small side business. Maynard is right, being a part of something like a community is great thing.

  • @operationmindfuck7145
    @operationmindfuck7145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That moment where he says "part of me" but had no clue it was a Tool song tells me Joe has never listened to Tool.
    You are missing out bro.

  • @erikhashem9635
    @erikhashem9635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I shut my phone off. Took my dog for a long walk. Found a stranger. Got to know them. Now my dog has a puppy date Friday. Thank you MJK 🖖👾🤘

    • @jyjellypantsgrape6304
      @jyjellypantsgrape6304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I do that ALL the time and I know some many people around my block and my dog has made a permanent friend where we lock them in a fenced backyard and I talk to the owner sometimes up to an hour. Meet people the old fashion way

    • @kushy1297
      @kushy1297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you dirty dog (in my george clinton voice)

    • @scottwilliams4963
      @scottwilliams4963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If it were me, I’d agree to the puppy date...and then I’d bail. Elegantly. Let’s get that update on the Friday hitter! Gang gang.

    • @AXharoth
      @AXharoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fuck i need a dog then but i hate dogs xD

    • @coryarnold3369
      @coryarnold3369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My stranger asked me for money,than a cigarette,then a ride to the next town.

  • @markrichardson2512
    @markrichardson2512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    My afternoon:
    Refreshing r/toolband
    refreshing tools Twitter
    Waiting for this to be posted

    • @ZURFER07
      @ZURFER07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahaha... same here!

    • @BittersweetDuality
      @BittersweetDuality 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haha you had a really good afternoon then, today has been the biggest announcement day probably since 2006, maybe surpassed only by the day they announced August 30th as the release date

    • @lateraluztool638
      @lateraluztool638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same...

    • @BostonsF1nest
      @BostonsF1nest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tool

    • @fractalsquirt
      @fractalsquirt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mark Richardson 😐😐😐😐😐

  • @matthewsnyder674
    @matthewsnyder674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Attention is not recognition" ~MJK is about as on-the-nose as social commentary can get

  • @rhysobrien2439
    @rhysobrien2439 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe’s not kidding about Staph infections. I just spent 6 weeks in hospital recovering from one. It got into my heart and brain, needed an aneurism cut out of my brain and a complete aortic valve replacement on my heart. All up
    I was on antibiotics for 10’weeks. Worst experience of my life and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.

  • @sk8angel20031
    @sk8angel20031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    id like to see 2019 rogan do one of these with 1994 maynard

    • @dabtime310
      @dabtime310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wish that could happen.

    • @fomenkop
      @fomenkop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The loudspeaker+Maynard. Yes!

    • @justinkline1294
      @justinkline1294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I saw ‘93 Maynard up-close in Los Angeles and he was a terrifying sight to behold.

    • @PhotonBread
      @PhotonBread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think this blew my mind, I’m not quite sure what’s happening

    • @derekgoodwin6937
      @derekgoodwin6937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Justin: why terrifying?

  • @raharu000
    @raharu000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    I made Maynard James Keenan a latte in 2005 at Pete's Coffee Studio City. He said, is this a latte? I said yeah, for Keenan. He looked at me and nodded, then walked out with the latte I made him. True story.

    • @willlastnameguy8329
      @willlastnameguy8329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Noice.

    • @zainb2261
      @zainb2261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cool story

    • @blackthanos85
      @blackthanos85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh

    • @manga3040
      @manga3040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Never happened. Also bizzare idolizing complicates society.

    • @NotKimiRaikkonen
      @NotKimiRaikkonen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I refinished Steve Vai's countertops once.

  • @masonlaw566
    @masonlaw566 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    just watching this podcast lastnight picked up again today just before rogan started talking about staph infections while i was eating a burrito