@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900 Uhhhh have we already forgotten about Joe “hey Jamie pull up that clip of the baboon fellating that documentarian” Rogan?
Man Bert is on fire when he’s not drinking. What a great great interview probably the best Maynard interview I’ve ever seen. It helps to know about who you’re interviewing, great questions great conversation, I’ve never seen Maynard laugh so much and look like he’s actually enjoying himself. Good work.
Highly doubt that would have been rare as fuck. 97' maynard was NEVER known as layed back.... there Aenima Tour the Lollapalooza scene was intence.. He was a nonsense mess walking around wearing a wigg and suspenders and if anyone did see him, it wasn't pleasant and he was almost so joke worthy with nonsence ramble junk fucking postal.
Dude I can't stand Bert but Maynard is my absolute favorite singer period tied with Layne Staley... I refuse to watch bert in anything but I have to force myself to watch this because Maynard is more important than bert being absolutely unbearable..
Although I haven’t done anything nearly as awesome as Maynard has with any of his endeavors, I had an aunt that would play me all types of music. She introduced me to so many bands I listen to all the time and I attribute my wide variety of musical tastes to her. But special shoutout to my neighbor who saw me cutting grass listening to my cd player. He waved me down, asked what I was listening to and then handed me Master of Puppets. No turning back after that.
Got to give him some credit. He became aware of people's opinions on his interview style and is making an effort to fix the problem. That's about all you can ask from anyone
Give it up to Maynard for being so accessible and still going strong into his 60's! 😮 Bert did a great job interviewing him more so like a friend then a Podcaster/comedian. Maynard has such a cool demeanor and smooth talking voice. Minus his musical voice he seems like he never argues or yells at anyone even when it's necessary. He more or less just kills you with intelligent sarcastic venom. Hence must be extremely difficult to argue with someone like him 😅 this interview definitely shows the humor of Maynard and his desire to be more of a comedian then a rock star. I can definitely see the lure of his character and how he must have a lot of genuine friends in all types of circles. Thanks for a great conversation guys 🤙🏼♥️
the best interview where the interviewer is absolutely just floundering with the interview and the person being interviewed has just seized control over it and made it his own thing.
My appreciation and admiration of Maynard exceeding my disdain for Bert is the only way I could watch this podcast. I will give Bert some credit for at least dialing back his compulsion to turn every conversation into one about himself or things he's done. Perhaps there's hope for him. Maynard is a fascinating individual and always has some interesting and thought provoking things to say. This was no exception.
@@ShroomFactorywas at the chicago concert too. Went by myself as none of my friends wanted to go. Boy did they miss out lol. There was no way in hell i was missing that show and it delivered greatly.
i was also there, maynard did surprise me on judith ill give him 1 point for that, carina is always fun to watch, love primus but the rest of the show was pretty lackluster
Being an early years fan. Remember listening to Tool on cassette, never really knowing what they even looked like. They had this mystic and reclusive mystery during the early mid 90s. Changed my life. Saved my life.
*THISS.* *THIIIIIIIIIIS,* is an interview. No wait. It's Maynard totally out of His shell, so It ain't One. And He's loving the *SHIT* out of It. *Well-done Bert.* 💛
New sub here! This has to be my fav MJK interview ever. So glad i stumbled across it! Thanks! Going to see the bands in May with my son. I don't think Ive been so excited about going to a concert!
I’m only here for Maynard, honestly. Took my son to his first TOOL concert last October, and the road crew handed him a set of Danny’s drumsticks-beginners’ luck! It was my third show, and I’ve been obsessed since I was 11. Now he’s 13 and officially hooked. Seeing Maynard, Justin, Danny, and Adam live… they turn me into the biggest fan girl, no shame.
1. 1st time being introduced to Bert. Thank you Bert for being you . Absolutely hilarious and look forward to checking out your comedy 2. One of the best mjk interviews and I've seen them all
Great interview bert! I love maynard and you really made this interview so great besides the man himself. With the way you jump through topics but also bring it back people dont give you enough credit youre a great podcaster interviewer and just conversationalist.
I'm usually not a big fan of Bert but having him be as much as a fan as me (or more) is so nice to have great questions shot at Maynard, Truly loving this, I'm now a Bert fan.
Bert - dude - this was an exceptional interview. Maybe Maynard is mellowing out as he hit the sixty year mark because I have never seen him this at ease with someone completely geeking out on him. Despite some awkward moments, you were able to turn these moments into gems and get some great responses out of MJK. Also, Bert’s adoration was very genuine and vulnerable and I think Maynard sensed that.
Dude, this is just fucking amazing at how cool Rev. Maynard is. I remember the summer of 1994, my buddy ran into our apartment holding a CD yelling "You have to fucking hear this song!" Sober blew me away. I was all in after that first listen.
I didn’t expect this and also need this exact thing right now thank you everyone. Fuck. Thanks maynard for accidentally timing an interview with you to come out today. Happy to see a familiar sane face and voice.
This interview was energetic, fun, and off-beat, also unique questions from all the other extensive interviews of MJK. Very nice and a lovely, pleasant, watch. ☺️👍
First time I heard Tool was when they were support for Rage and another band Wool in Glasgow Barrowlands. They blew me away that night so much I didn’t even stay for the full Rage set. They have been my go to band ever since. Maynard is the ultimate performer and interviews so well. He deserves every success in all his endeavors..
I totally get the humbling part of learning something new, last week I had to drill out my spark plug cylinders in my 97 f150 and tap new threads so I stop blowing spark plugs. Sitting on my knees on top of the engine drilling out 8 cylinders and tapping and loctite all the threads for the inserts😂 it sucked but I needed the truck ready for a trip from WI to Lake Havasu City AZ for winter, and also replace the gas tank in the truck, was allot of work but I did it all myself. Hoping to make it up to Jerome to see the different places of Maynard has going on. Great interview Burt , huge Maynard fan, he has the best voice in rock for sure😊
This has made me see Bert Keisher in a different light. As much as i have a hard time standing Bert, Thank you for bringing one of my favorite people alive to a platform where we can all see him for who he is.
The HoF is a complete and total joke. Ozzy (solo) got in this year, and Green Day was already in. Tool would have been in years ago if based on talent.
I’m 29. My older brother introduced me to Tool before I turned 10. They’ve been my favorite band ever since. I’m a Tool stan. I’m the insufferable fangirl 🤣😂.
Yes, and it shows Bert is full of shit about loving Maynard's music! Puscifer's Money Shot which has the song Grand Canyon on it came out in 2015. Wouldn't anyone who was such a massive fan have heard it by 2024?
MJK is one of those rare people who, despite having no public agenda, has such a polarized appeal - even among tool fans lol. At the same time though, he does everything with so much curation and intention, you do have to wonder how much of his outward appearance as a person is similarly curated. Everybody does it somewhat, obviously, so it's not as if im suggesting any unique level of artifice. Ive just said so much, yet so little... 🤔🧐
His public output ranges from subdued to intense performance art. In reality he is a down to earth, hard working Midwest dude, who also believes life is being a constant student.
Thank you for this guest, Maynard is an inspiration and more, it’s hard to describe. A true artist, as well as Tool being a genius group. Bert, you’re awesome.
@@milohasagun I have heard Bert talk about Tool and APC before, but Theo seems to be more of a country and rap guy. I have never heard him talk about prog metal/rock even once.
Thank you *Both* for a glimpse into each of your absolutely Incredible and *Beautiful* minds! I can't say I have seen Tool, Puscifer, or A Perfect Circle perform live, but I listened those bands all through high school, college, and to the present day. I can at least say that I have seen Bert Kreischer perform live in Tucson once- and it was so fun! As well as enjoyed the podcasts, Netflix released specials, and The Machine movie. Please keep being Awesome people that are *Relatable*!
I always say this on every Maynard related video, but Ill say it again. My best friend in high school's Dad was college sweethearts with Maynard's Mom. They remained friends up until her sad passing. Maynard even came with his Mom to our hometown in Ohio to meet my friend and his Dad. I was not invited because Maynard didnt want a bunch of high school Tool fans showing up.
@ he’s weird and was always elusive and standoffish. Im not a fan and couldn’t name u a song he sings but it was cool to see his property and have him show us the grapes and the farm… I appreciated his passion as I am all about sustainability and farming your food sources. Served him and his family a few times… he always tipped us well.
@@RoyasCloset He's an interesting guy, always been an eccentric. It comes across a lot in his lyrics and art. Very talented dude. But its good to know that he's not a total asshole IRL, he sometimes gives me that impression for some reason.
@@Zoombeanie132 he can be for sure. We had an entire book of stalkers/crazy fans who were 86d and absolutely not allowed on premises. Also, I guess at the new restaurant the servers were instructed to never greet him or look at him which is so.gross
With how much Bert likes manner.James Keenan.I think he should as well as anyone else.That does read his autobiography. A perfect union of contrary things. because of that book.I started actually reading books l o l
Best MJK song??
Monsoons (Puscifer)
It’s really good but different than what you might expect.
Tool - right in two
Puscifer - conditions of my parole
APC - Judith, or maybe all of 13th step
Cuntry Boner 🎉
Tool - Right in Two
APC- The Outsider
Puscifer- The Humbling River
HM- Rosetta Stoned
I’ll suffer through a bertcast if Maynard is on
Amen!
AGREED! LOL
🙄🤮 can’t suffer through them both. Maynard’s been a Dbag since late 90s. They should just go instrumental now.
Same.... getting the vibe that Bert doesn't really know how to interview people
@@marsoblivi0n945Who cares when the music is that good
Maynard is literally the only person in the world I'd ever suffer an hour of Bert laughing for. Well played.
🐙 👑 🔧
@@Unanythang this actually devalues MJK. He lame for this one 🤣
Who is this cackling dumbass? I like Maynard, but this other derp is annoying af
@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900calm down
@@sentientcardboarddumpster7900
Uhhhh have we already forgotten about Joe “hey Jamie pull up that clip of the baboon fellating that documentarian” Rogan?
He doesn’t give many interviews, so thank you for this !
He does way more these days but yeah used to be a rare thing.
He’s been on Rogan like 3 or 4 times.
@@yttrxstein4192I can find 3 from this year. I’d say that’s not many & this one deserves the gratitude.
He's been on a streak this year
2000’s it was very rare to get a MJK interview, but lately he’s been doing more
The best interview Bert's ever done . One of the best Maynard interviews too.
MJK is a national treasure! No one should be that talented, philanthropic AND funny. Let alone able to keep Bert on tilt with one liners. Pure class.
If only you met him.
@@xephramwatches7259 how is he?
Philanthropic?
I love the s*** out of Maynard but I'll be honest, I don't think I've ever heard of him doing anything for free😂
A modern day PROPHET w/o a doubt.
Bert seemed genuinely nervous but also in complete adoration. Good conversation.
Remember that one time, you were in the Beatles? That was awesome
@@danflak2370 😂 right?! Also, Maynard seemed extra playful in this podcast.
Bert acted like a tool the whole time
Finally, thank you Bert for actually being a fucking Tool fan and having Maynard on!!!!
It's just a place that feels right with him
I knew exactly what Bert meant when he said that Tool is blue and black and A Perfect Circle is purple. Totally accurate.
Me too! And congrats to Bert for not being drunk and butchering this. Miracle.
Both of you are spot on my thought's - a) the colour analogy, b) Bert didn't fuck up... LOL
I was hoping he’d ask tool is the mind , perfect circle is the heart and pucifer is the genitals
A perfect curcle is red its gotta be puscifer is purple
Tool is the spirit
APC is the soul
And Puscifer is the libido
Man Bert is on fire when he’s not drinking. What a great great interview probably the best Maynard interview I’ve ever seen. It helps to know about who you’re interviewing, great questions great conversation, I’ve never seen Maynard laugh so much and look like he’s actually enjoying himself. Good work.
Yes, this is definitely my favorite Maynard interview. Bert really brought out the genuine guy.
@@idrathernot8459 I couldn't do it. I would fan boy out.... I would just be in AWWE
Maynard has such a great sense of humor. Always a great podcast guest.
I hate to admit it because of Bert but this is the best Maynard interview I’ve seen.
Maynard my Dad passed last night and I’m a mess. Your music is carrying me through thank you so much TooL Army forever❤❤❤❤
Tool Army since 2006.
Stay strong Mar Mars
Stay strong! Music heals, time heals. You will find peace
Tool army 4 eva
Stay strong 💪 it gets better, just takes time
I have to say this was a great interview. Maynard seems really comfortable talking to Bert. He's a good interviewer, I didn't realize it.
MJK is so intelligent, funny and interesting. When he said 11, Jimmy blasted in my brain. The aunt that gave him music, Thank you!
One and one are one, Eleven
@@derekhatton7799 so glow child glow Im heading back hooooooooooooooomnmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeee
I met MJK as a star struck fan back in 97, he's easily the most laid back rock star on the planet, glad you got to have this moment Bert!
Where?
Highly doubt that would have been rare as fuck. 97' maynard was NEVER known as layed back.... there Aenima Tour the Lollapalooza scene was intence.. He was a nonsense mess walking around wearing a wigg and suspenders and if anyone did see him, it wasn't pleasant and he was almost so joke worthy with nonsence ramble junk fucking postal.
He was a wild man back then
Knowing my son has now become a Tool fan and everything I've loved so dearly has come full circle. I can't wait to take my son to see them next year.
This was actually a great interview. Bert kept himself together for the most part in my opinion
Wow Bert actually let him talk and did his homework. Great episode Bert!
Finalllllyyyyy Bert learned how to listen
What homework? When? Bert didn't know shit about Tool. Maynard had to explain stuff to him that has been common knowledge for 30 years.
not really he wouldn't shut up .......
The perfect fucking mix nobody knew they needed
This surprised me more than Trump winning
Dude I can't stand Bert but Maynard is my absolute favorite singer period tied with Layne Staley... I refuse to watch bert in anything but I have to force myself to watch this because Maynard is more important than bert being absolutely unbearable..
@@sumo-ninjaMaynard chino and Mike Patton are mine and they all have multiple bands so I can choose which style I’m in the mood for
Minus Bert 😂
@sumo-ninja me too brother, and Freddy mercury, and jim Morrison, and Courtney la plant, chino, ian kenny
Thank you to that aunt that gave Maynard a fucking sabbath record… that amped me up so much. that is a family member we all want!!!
That single moment changed the course of music history including mine and many others taste in music ✌️💯❤️🤘
Lucky enough to have a mother who put me on to it young ❤
Although I haven’t done anything nearly as awesome as Maynard has with any of his endeavors, I had an aunt that would play me all types of music. She introduced me to so many bands I listen to all the time and I attribute my wide variety of musical tastes to her.
But special shoutout to my neighbor who saw me cutting grass listening to my cd player. He waved me down, asked what I was listening to and then handed me Master of Puppets. No turning back after that.
@ Lmao was it just some random neighbor? Or was it destiny?! I chose the ladder. ❤️
dude Bert did so good on this one, he really seems to be working on the shutting up and letting the person talk.
If he didn't shut up for Maynard, I don't think anyone would let him live it down. Bert was aware of that, I think.
@@TsureikiYep. Nothing controls him more than other people's perception of him.
Got to give him some credit. He became aware of people's opinions on his interview style and is making an effort to fix the problem. That's about all you can ask from anyone
@WKRP187 has he actually addressed that on one of these?
@@-Kailinn- this is the perfect description of him
Give it up to Maynard for being so accessible and still going strong into his 60's! 😮 Bert did a great job interviewing him more so like a friend then a Podcaster/comedian. Maynard has such a cool demeanor and smooth talking voice. Minus his musical voice he seems like he never argues or yells at anyone even when it's necessary. He more or less just kills you with intelligent sarcastic venom. Hence must be extremely difficult to argue with someone like him 😅 this interview definitely shows the humor of Maynard and his desire to be more of a comedian then a rock star. I can definitely see the lure of his character and how he must have a lot of genuine friends in all types of circles. Thanks for a great conversation guys 🤙🏼♥️
the best interview where the interviewer is absolutely just floundering with the interview and the person being interviewed has just seized control over it and made it his own thing.
I'm a long time Tool and APC fan and I've listened to quite a few interviews with Maynard. This was by far the best ! Well done Albert
This is like watching Chris Farley interviewing Paul McCartney on SNL
Absolutely!
Greatest front man in rock history
more like 'to the left' man
Thats insanity
Agree
Maynard is pretty good too
Exactly. MJK has influenced me in so many ways. My user name has been some derivative of tool lyrics since forever.
Hi Maynard, big fan! Please never make me sit through Bert's voice and laugh ever again :)
I hate myself for this 😂
he did a good job.
@@13christbane shockingly you’re right.
@@6iron6miket6u half hate
Probably the best Maynard interview I’ve seen. ❤
This was hands-down, the best Maynard interview I’ve seen so far.
Thank you so much, Bert. You got a beautiful soul, brother.
It's nice to hear Maynard on a podcast that isn't just him talking about BJJ and Wine for 2+ hours.
My appreciation and admiration of Maynard exceeding my disdain for Bert is the only way I could watch this podcast. I will give Bert some credit for at least dialing back his compulsion to turn every conversation into one about himself or things he's done. Perhaps there's hope for him. Maynard is a fascinating individual and always has some interesting and thought provoking things to say. This was no exception.
Hell yeah! MJK in the house. Got to see Perfect Circle, Puscifer and Primus in Arizona on Maynard’s birthday. Such a kick ass show .
i saw it in Chicago. one of the best + funnest concerts I've been to in 20+ years
@@ShroomFactorywas at the chicago concert too. Went by myself as none of my friends wanted to go. Boy did they miss out lol. There was no way in hell i was missing that show and it delivered greatly.
i was also there, maynard did surprise me on judith ill give him 1 point for that, carina is always fun to watch, love primus but the rest of the show was pretty lackluster
I saw this tour in Berkeley and so happy no travel needed for the show next year in Ridgefield, WA!
Aenima is my favourite album ever! I even have a Tool tattoo
It's a must listen to, when I go riding
a tattool
Big whoop. My cat is named Maynard.
Killer interview Bert! & Maynard seemed to be enjoying himself, was both a serious interview & comedic in bursts. Perfect combo
Being an early years fan. Remember listening to Tool on cassette, never really knowing what they even looked like. They had this mystic and reclusive mystery during the early mid 90s. Changed my life. Saved my life.
Tool has been my favorite band since I was 14. almost 30 years. They are the only band I have seen live that is actually better live.
*THISS.* *THIIIIIIIIIIS,* is an interview.
No wait. It's Maynard totally out of His shell, so It ain't One. And He's loving the *SHIT* out of It. *Well-done Bert.* 💛
New sub here! This has to be my fav MJK interview ever. So glad i stumbled across it! Thanks!
Going to see the bands in May with my son. I don't think Ive been so excited about going to a concert!
Yay! I saw them last year in Berkeley and it was amazing. Loved it so much I’m going to the show in Ridgefield, WA in June. 🤘🏼
@kimmernew19 I'm sure it'll be just as exciting as the last! Have fun!!!🖤🖤🖤
I’m only here for Maynard, honestly. Took my son to his first TOOL concert last October, and the road crew handed him a set of Danny’s drumsticks-beginners’ luck! It was my third show, and I’ve been obsessed since I was 11. Now he’s 13 and officially hooked. Seeing Maynard, Justin, Danny, and Adam live… they turn me into the biggest fan girl, no shame.
1. 1st time being introduced to Bert. Thank you Bert for being you . Absolutely hilarious and look forward to checking out your comedy
2. One of the best mjk interviews and I've seen them all
Working out to tool! They were my go to on heavy days. Damn I could push some serious weight. Hell of a band.
Unexpected collab pod but a welcome one
(A Perfect Circle is my favorite band)
APC, Tool, puscifer. They are all great bands Maynard is in.
Tool fucking tool
This was the episode we all wanted! ❤️
Thank you, Bert.
Thank you, Maynard.
May with Tim & Eric about his wine video is great!
th-cam.com/video/jyDWYHGCRYY/w-d-xo.html I've never seen this before, this is hilarious. Maynard's wine is poison!
Now that's a great interview!
Great interview bert! I love maynard and you really made this interview so great besides the man himself. With the way you jump through topics but also bring it back people dont give you enough credit youre a great podcaster interviewer and just conversationalist.
Out of all the comedians... Bart Crystals? Really? OK dude. I know the protocol. I see Maynard James Keenan, I watch. Period.
Relax, Brenda. Take a cold shower.
I'm usually not a big fan of Bert but having him be as much as a fan as me (or more) is so nice to have great questions shot at Maynard, Truly loving this, I'm now a Bert fan.
Maynard's Crazy Train with Wolfgang Van Halen was unbelievably good. Kudos Maynard, you never cease to amaze!
Well done! I've been a fan of Maynard since 1993 and this is hands down the best conversation I have ever seen.
Mjk is an interesting guy beyond music. Always has multiple things going on. Love to hear him talk abiut time mangement
Honestly impressed, was not expecting Bert to have such solid questions and vibes with Maynard. This was a good episode.
The lyric is “you’re such an inspiration for the ways that I will never ever choose to be”
Bert - dude - this was an exceptional interview. Maybe Maynard is mellowing out as he hit the sixty year mark because I have never seen him this at ease with someone completely geeking out on him. Despite some awkward moments, you were able to turn these moments into gems and get some great responses out of MJK. Also, Bert’s adoration was very genuine and vulnerable and I think Maynard sensed that.
I remember someone loading CD cases, and i saw one that looked interesting. 6 songs for 9.99 Tool Opiate the day it came out!! :)
And don’t forget the secret song 😂
@tyson86overspinks it is the cry of the carrots!!!
Dude, this is just fucking amazing at how cool Rev. Maynard is. I remember the summer of 1994, my buddy ran into our apartment holding a CD yelling "You have to fucking hear this song!" Sober blew me away. I was all in after that first listen.
Summer of 1994?! Damn! your friend runs really, really, really slow. Undertow was released in 1993.
Gillian Welch !!! Wow been a huge fan of Tool since the start... also love her and all similar music.
Excellent Berts kindness and gratitube for the gift of life. Important personal topics that helps others. Good job Bert and Team and Guests
I didn’t expect this and also need this exact thing right now thank you everyone.
Fuck. Thanks maynard for accidentally timing an interview with you to come out today. Happy to see a familiar sane face and voice.
This interview was energetic, fun, and off-beat, also unique questions from all the other extensive interviews of MJK. Very nice and a lovely, pleasant, watch. ☺️👍
Maynard is famous for taking over interviews and taking them in random rabbit holes.
First time I heard Tool was when they were support for Rage and another band Wool in Glasgow Barrowlands. They blew me away that night so much I didn’t even stay for the full Rage set. They have been my go to band ever since. Maynard is the ultimate performer and interviews so well. He deserves every success in all his endeavors..
Of all the podcasts to be on, he chose Bert’s. If I weren’t mistaken, I’d say this gentleman enjoys a bit of trolling.
I totally get the humbling part of learning something new, last week I had to drill out my spark plug cylinders in my 97 f150 and tap new threads so I stop blowing spark plugs. Sitting on my knees on top of the engine drilling out 8 cylinders and tapping and loctite all the threads for the inserts😂 it sucked but I needed the truck ready for a trip from WI to Lake Havasu City AZ for winter, and also replace the gas tank in the truck, was allot of work but I did it all myself. Hoping to make it up to Jerome to see the different places of Maynard has going on. Great interview Burt , huge Maynard fan, he has the best voice in rock for sure😊
I feel this in my soul lmao
Still seeing better help ads in this day and age is wild
This has made me see Bert Keisher in a different light. As much as i have a hard time standing Bert, Thank you for bringing one of my favorite people alive to a platform where we can all see him for who he is.
Can the rock and roll hall of fame put Tool in already?
The HoF is a complete and total joke. Ozzy (solo) got in this year, and Green Day was already in. Tool would have been in years ago if based on talent.
Yessss
I’m 29. My older brother introduced me to Tool before I turned 10. They’ve been my favorite band ever since. I’m a Tool stan. I’m the insufferable fangirl 🤣😂.
Imagine a world where MJK goes on a Bert podcast. This will be a tour listen but I’ll have to do it haha
I still love you Maynard!!!! 😂 My offer still stands kind of! 😂 I want a new Tool album pronto!
Grand Canyon in the desert is exactly the mood. Amazing pod, good job Bert.
Yes, and it shows Bert is full of shit about loving Maynard's music! Puscifer's Money Shot which has the song Grand Canyon on it came out in 2015. Wouldn't anyone who was such a massive fan have heard it by 2024?
I love that you went ahead and gave him your praise. Let him squirm in the admiration for a few. Fun interview!
MJK is one of those rare people who, despite having no public agenda, has such a polarized appeal - even among tool fans lol. At the same time though, he does everything with so much curation and intention, you do have to wonder how much of his outward appearance as a person is similarly curated. Everybody does it somewhat, obviously, so it's not as if im suggesting any unique level of artifice. Ive just said so much, yet so little... 🤔🧐
🤔🥴
His public output ranges from subdued to intense performance art. In reality he is a down to earth, hard working Midwest dude, who also believes life is being a constant student.
Poor Maynard, that Ozzie song he performed was rough. Still love him.. he’s an amazing vocalist
Yes, Not Maynard's best work but still OK.
This absolutely made my day.
People like Maynard make life worth living…
“I wrote a paper on prison sex”
“The concept or the song?”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for this guest, Maynard is an inspiration and more, it’s hard to describe. A true artist, as well as Tool being a genius group. Bert, you’re awesome.
0:20 Legless Bert is even funnier
Great interview. It kills me that no one seems to ever ask when the next Tool album will come out. only been 5 years, premature to ask.
God 5 years already
Hey Theo Von… Tool Tool!!!
Get it together and pod with this man and the rest of the band
Idk if the world could handle that combo..next level comedy 😅
I doubt Theo is a Tool guy.
@@Sid00077i thought the same about bert
@@milohasagun I have heard Bert talk about Tool and APC before, but Theo seems to be more of a country and rap guy. I have never heard him talk about prog metal/rock even once.
This is one of my favorite Maynard interviews ever.
jeeezus... had to pause, listen to Tool's version of "No Quarter"... evolved slightly as a sentient being... came back for the rest of the podcast.
i saw it live in Az at Monster Mash. they were dressed as Led Zeppelin.
It’s an amazing cover!
BERT, next have Danny on.
Thank you *Both* for a glimpse into each of your absolutely Incredible and *Beautiful* minds! I can't say I have seen Tool, Puscifer, or A Perfect Circle perform live, but I listened those bands all through high school, college, and to the present day. I can at least say that I have seen Bert Kreischer perform live in Tucson once- and it was so fun! As well as enjoyed the podcasts, Netflix released specials, and The Machine movie. Please keep being Awesome people that are *Relatable*!
Bert: I have a net worth of about 14 Million.
Maynard: @26:29
😂👌👏🏻
1:16:32 this belly laugh from Maynard heals my soul
I always say this on every Maynard related video, but Ill say it again. My best friend in high school's Dad was college sweethearts with Maynard's Mom. They remained friends up until her sad passing. Maynard even came with his Mom to our hometown in Ohio to meet my friend and his Dad. I was not invited because Maynard didnt want a bunch of high school Tool fans showing up.
MJK killed Crazy Train but they should have done Diary of a Madman!!
I was so hoping it would be Diary
@ I always think he says diarrhea. 😂
Saw Perfect Circle when toured in UK who were awesome, so grateful to see Tool few years back, definitely one of the best gigs for me
Of all podcasts, Maynard... Why.
_For the bit._
Saw this show back in January. It was fantastic. If they come back to Dallas, I'll see it again.
I worked for him a few years when he opened up merkin restaurant
good boss?
@ he’s weird and was always elusive and standoffish. Im not a fan and couldn’t name u a song he sings but it was cool to see his property and have him show us the grapes and the farm… I appreciated his passion as I am all about sustainability and farming your food sources. Served him and his family a few times… he always tipped us well.
@@RoyasCloset He's an interesting guy, always been an eccentric. It comes across a lot in his lyrics and art. Very talented dude. But its good to know that he's not a total asshole IRL, he sometimes gives me that impression for some reason.
@@Zoombeanie132 he can be for sure. We had an entire book of stalkers/crazy fans who were 86d and absolutely not allowed on premises. Also, I guess at the new restaurant the servers were instructed to never greet him or look at him which is so.gross
@@RoyasCloset oof. Celebrity really fucks with some people's heads unfortunately.
Awesome guest. Some good quality questions Bert. Fuck the haters. Cheers.
really awesome interview Bert thank you
He did Ozzy 100% better then Jelly did that for shit sure 😂
I was so fucking pissed he was up there. Then he absolutely fumbled the last couple of notes 🤢🤢 Jelly Roll suck(ed)s ass
He also has to read the lyrics the whole time...
I couldnt make it through maynard singing crazy train to find out, it was garbage.
What a great interview. MJK is such a down to earth guy. Lucky man Bert!
Maynard went to far down the spiral.
Maybe he was bored.
I love Tool and always have. Have you ever heard a song on the radio for the 1st time and said WOW. "The Pot" was one of them !
Maynard interviewed by an actual tool
This is definitely one of the best MJK interviews I've seen.
Love you maynard been a fan for 30 yrs I will be seeing you in may for like the 20th time YOU THE MAN
With how much Bert likes manner.James Keenan.I think he should as well as anyone else.That does read his autobiography. A perfect union of contrary things. because of that book.I started actually reading books l o l