"So you're 60 feet deep in the ocean...by yourself...at night...with your pants down." The amount of "Oh, F*CK, no!" contained in that one sentence is just astounding.
This video was cut pretty well but he mentions that the fish get accustomed to this so it’s basically feeding time for them lmfao. He said the thin fish are the worst cause they can get into places you don’t want a fish at 😂
Remember that episode of Drake and Josh where Drake rinses his mouth and spits it into that guys water bottle? Then he keeps following him going “Why?? 😫 ” I read your comment in that same voice 😅
The full length podcast from which this clip was taken is AMAZING. Truly, dictionary definition of the word. I hung onto every word. Great guest and Joe was on fire as the interviewer as usual.
Isaiah 41:10 - Fear not, for I am with you; be not dismayed, for I am your God; I will strengthen you, I will help you, I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.
Man, I’m amazed at how you packed everything one needs to hear into 11 minutes. This is literally a life guide! Finally, some wise words in this space, without empty talk.
He talks about that he said the fish figured out after time that it was dinner time when they went in there. He also said the angel fish would peck his butt hole
I like the idea of a fish getting up in there and cleaning me off without having to wipe. Usually I just trap stray cats in my garage and use them to wipe. I feed them and let them out after when it's raining so they at least get a meal and a wash, then I can restart the cycle again. Once you wipe cat there's no going back. Try it out for yourself, trust me it's awesome and a real power trip but just keep it on the down lo.
@@bostonbluecollarstiff8167 Well I've used all sorts of animals to wipe with before but I've come to the conclusion that stray cats are the best way to go.
I used to go out on a jet ski in the middle of the night because its calmer. But I tell you, there nothing more hallucinating and scary as the ocean at night. Especially, on fuggy nights.
@@Jeudaos Joe's known for weed smoking, whiskey drinking and cigars because he didn't have a proper teenage phase getting over that. It happened in his 30s and shaped him as an adult. He isn't known for speed or shrooms, one of which is causing the saucer pupil effect
The shit floats to the surface in that tiny airspace instantly and is basically trapped with all the dumps everyone has taken, most of it is picked up by the fish instantly but not everything.
I live near the harbor. I was down by the marina one day fishing and this guy pulled up and tied up his boat and out hopped his dog, a great Dane. The dog decided to go for a swim. Before I had a chance to warn said boater, we heard a GULP! Goliath groupers like to hang out at the docks. They know we fish there and the fish we are trying to catch is the same kind the groupers like. There are signs warning boaters not to let their pets swim, children or other small loved ones swim. Supposedly, about 40 years ago a kid fell in and was swallowed whole never to be heard from again. Sharks usually only take a bite. Groupers will swallow you whole. I'm far more afraid of groupers than sharks. In fact I've hand fed sharks quite a few times. I won't got near groupers.
Yeah, Jewfish... Goliath Mouth Grouper. It's a giant cyclid. They open their mouth super fast and it displaces the water in front of them, in an instant. So fast you can't really see it, just the debris floating around and that kind of a loud click! 😳
Goliaths have eaten a few children. In the keys from what I know several times. I'm sure it's happened in plenty of other places. They will eat anything that fits in their mouths and even try with things that won't. Before they were called Goliath grouper they had a more infamous name.
Inagine it was one of those sea creatures that over eons and eons evolved into something to looks bigger and scarier than it is as a defense mechanism , and it worked on this guy
What's worse is my friend's stories as a saturation diver. He and his crew were down so deep, it was constantly pitch black, even during the day, and your flashlight could only shine about 5ft in front of you. He was carrying a big pipe fitting and something big and heavy bumps into him from behind and knocks him over with force. He turned around and nothing was there. Happened about 3-4 times on that dive and his torso was covered in bruises.
Dude Wut 😳 and people think I’m crazy to have a fear of the deep, I probably won’t ever swim out in the ocean off boat side, unless it’s the beach. It’s a strange feeling, especially if there’s seaweed below me, that’s a nope, it simulates pure depth below me and I get a falling sensation and panic starts setting in from what happened as a kid. Get caught in seaweed below water level and almost drown with no one noticing and tell me you don’t get the same fear, now I just avoid those places as an adult lmao
The Aquarius Habitat, I’ve been diving there, and checked it all out, it was pretty cool, the schools of Barracuda were pretty intimidating but they didn’t bother us, nor did they mind our intrusion as we descended between them they just moved out of the way and let us through
@@leebliss3622how do they leave the submarine without having it the air leave and the thing filling with water? why doesnt the submarine have a bathroom instead? very confused
"did you wash your ass today?"
- goliath grouper
underrated comment
Underrated af
This got me laughing so hard😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Literally the best one of the comments
Moral of the story:
You can’t shit in the ocean privatly
Can't have shit at the bottom of the ocean, man.
😆😆😆
No shit
That’s so shitty man
Very moral!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My wife would be "2 weeks? Yeah i'll hold it until I'm back home".
😂😂😂
I second that. I don't think woman go to the bathroom everyday like guys do. I can definitely go two weeks lol
Haha me too 😂
@@mandyfischer3133girl wtf
@@mandyfischer3133go see a doctor
"Jamie, pull up that video of a bear fighting a Goliath grouper."
Sir, something doesn't smell right in these waters -Goliath Grouper
He was waiting for breakfast turds
😂😂😂
You can smell water😂wow
Goliath Pooper
@@bhumigatkosilencekiller6632 yes, fish have olfaction, too.
There's no greater panic than being alone at night at sea.
at sea or 60 ft down in the sea is a big difference 😅
*in sea*
You’re never really alone are ya
@@lousdfm030 nope especially when your tyrnna shit and there's a giant squid and it just rocks the chamber and eats you
I’ve seen what people fish out of the sea at night. So no night swimming in the ocean ever 😳
GROUPER WAS LIKE "SO YOU JUST TAKING A SHOT IN MY LIVING ROOM!"
“i lived for two weeks at the bottom of the sea”
“i was 60 feet down” 😭
😂😂😂
Bahamas
"So you're 60 feet deep in the ocean...by yourself...at night...with your pants down."
The amount of "Oh, F*CK, no!" contained in that one sentence is just astounding.
Hahahaha worst system ever lmao
This video was cut pretty well but he mentions that the fish get accustomed to this so it’s basically feeding time for them lmfao. He said the thin fish are the worst cause they can get into places you don’t want a fish at 😂
💀💀💀
There are fish that can swim up your p-hole
Literally, lolol 🤣
The description of how he had to poop was far scarier than the eyeball
🤣🤣🤣
Ikr
Yup😅😅😅😅😅😅
True 😂
What does he wipe with lol
Disappointed that none of the first few comments weren't
"Jamie, pull up the video of the goliath grouper swimming with a deep sea bear"
nah itd be "jamie pull up that video of the bear fighting a goliath grouper"
Lol anyone else was expecting him to say I saw my shit floating inside the mask 🤣
"But, Why?"
-Goliath Grouper
"Why not."
-Bald white man
@@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE”AAHHH HELP”
-also bald white man when he saw big eyes in dark
“But you do it”
-diver
Remember that episode of Drake and Josh where Drake rinses his mouth and spits it into that guys water bottle? Then he keeps following him going “Why?? 😫 ” I read your comment in that same voice 😅
🤣🤣🤣 right just patiently waiting for him to explain himself 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 but whhhhhhhhhyyyyy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my goodness that was too funny
"Hey bud, you gonna eat that? 💩 👀 "
- Goliath Grouper
This genuinely made me laugh
😂😂😂😂
👍😂👍
didnt really finish the story... did he..
@@danielgriff2659 fr so like all this poop just floats around you when you're down there ?
The full length podcast from which this clip was taken is AMAZING. Truly, dictionary definition of the word. I hung onto every word. Great guest and Joe was on fire as the interviewer as usual.
Who is the guest?
@@ryangillies6289 Garrett Reisman, the astronaut. They do training for various reasons at the bottom of the ocean.
Isaiah 41:10 - Fear not, for I am with you; be not dismayed, for I am your God; I will strengthen you, I will help you, I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.
Religion is brainwash.
Amen 🙏 brother
🤡
“👁👄👁.” -Goliath Grouper
More like… 👁️
@@jjstreams0 terrifying in the dark
Frick heC!!!
That was also joes reaction 🤣
1200 likes
“I’ve been trying to reach out to you regarding your submarines extended warranty”
-goliath grouper
😂😂😂
THIS IS THE GOAT HAHA
"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?"
-goliath grouper
hahaha
Npc humor
Which episode was this or what is this guests name? Would love to listen to the whole podcast
Garrett Reisman
I seen a huge grouper rock diving. Move 200ft instantly throughout the water. I was done swimming after that.
"There's a disturbance in my waters" - Goliath Grouper
nah this got it 😂
This is the greatest comment I've seen thus far 😂😂
"I'm here to thank the chef"- Goliath Grouper.
you just won the internet
I'm dying. This is the worst and the greatest joke in this comment section.
Eewww 😂
LMAO!
😂😂😂😂
Goliath Grouper: "Are u shitting me pal?"
That’s the absolute best sea story I’ve ever heard.
“Sir, this is a library”
-Goliath grouper
Hahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Killed me with this
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
"Don't shit in my God damn house man." - Goliath Grouper
I’m dead😂😂
Bro 💀💀💀
You picked the wrong house fool goliath big smoke
And you especially dont shit where i eat
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not to be a stickler but the eyes on those things seem pretty small
Man, I’m amazed at how you packed everything one needs to hear into 11 minutes. This is literally a life guide! Finally, some wise words in this space, without empty talk.
"Bro could you not"
-Goliath Grouper
LMFAO
LMFAO
LMFAO
Brother pls
😭😭
“It was this huge eyeball” and then Joe with the most insane stare hahah
I think Joe might have been the “goliath grouper” mentioned.
@ForzaMonkey Agreed. He gave that "The jig is up!" reaction.
I was looking for this comment lmao
Hahahahahahaha
Hes always so intense lolll cracks me up he a cornball.
Him: 😱 😨
Grouper:Hey bro, you just ---- in my front porch
"bottom of the sea" "yeah i was 60 feet down"
It's almost like the Ocean has varying depths, woaaahhh.
@@joel7227 yeah, wouldnt be the bottom
“You may go. The poop stays”
-Goliath grouper
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Hahaha
Thanks for the good laugh! I needed it!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂you creraaazyyyyy😂😂😂
“I saw the biggest ass last night, bigger than a dinner plate” the Goliath Grouper telling his side of the story to his friends😆
Lmaooo you got me crying
😂😂😂
The size of a saucer lmaooo best comment
These comments 😂
This was a great podcast!
the goliath grouper:" how in the world i'm gonna convince my collègues that i saw an alien taking a shit !?
“You finished with that bro?🍽”
-The fish probably
He talks about that he said the fish figured out after time that it was dinner time when they went in there. He also said the angel fish would peck his butt hole
I like the idea of a fish getting up in there and cleaning me off without having to wipe. Usually I just trap stray cats in my garage and use them to wipe. I feed them and let them out after when it's raining so they at least get a meal and a wash, then I can restart the cycle again. Once you wipe cat there's no going back. Try it out for yourself, trust me it's awesome and a real power trip but just keep it on the down lo.
Yo...I literally LoL
@@chucknutly3290wTF..LMAO..I am dead now
@@bostonbluecollarstiff8167 Well I've used all sorts of animals to wipe with before but I've come to the conclusion that stray cats are the best way to go.
Joe's face when he said "this HUUGGEEE eyeball". 😂😂😂
I lived for 30 days deep below the sea and continued to live there for up to 7 months a year for 12 out of 20 years.
"It was a polar bear offering me DMT"
Best comment 😅🤣
*Joe starts making bear noises*
joe rogan be like
Wow so funny so original yikes touch grass
@@dogbogxrekt clown response 😂
“Are You Shitting Me?”- Goliath Grouper
Gold!😂
Hahahhahahha
Leviathan
Hahahaha in my ocean?!
😂😂😂😂
Goliath was like : DID YOU PRAY TODAY”
GHOST OF THE SEA ARE WATCHING U BUDDY 😂😂
“What kind of fucking fish are you”
-Goliath Grouper
Lol
A hufish
That Goliath grouper probably got the scare of its life seeing you down there too 😂😂 that's why you saw one big ol eyeball, the fish was like 😳
Lol !
He's like DAMN BRO I THOUGHT WE WERE SHARING SOME BODY HEAT calm down
🤣🤣🤣☠️
The grouper probably went there to get some of that prime researcher urine and poo
He mostly certainly smelled your number 2
Bruh that has to be a crazy feelin. Getting scared for your life underwater and you can’t even screamm😭😂😂
I used to go out on a jet ski in the middle of the night because its calmer. But I tell you, there nothing more hallucinating and scary as the ocean at night. Especially, on fuggy nights.
"Bro, tf were you eating?"
Goliath Grouper
Hahaha Bruhhh...you are wrong for this
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I'm the 1k like!
goliath was like you really shit in my swim path how rude.
“Did one wash his hands after”
-Goliath Grouper
Hands?! Are you serious? Not his behind! He needs to wash both
"may i interest you in a toilet paper"
- goliath grouper
this guy was high AF on somethin during this podcast, dudes pupils are the size of saucers lmaoo
Good call, those things are huge
HELLO he's on joe rogans podcast. he's probably high. also, nobody else cares. let the man live his life
@@Jeudaos Joe's known for weed smoking, whiskey drinking and cigars because he didn't have a proper teenage phase getting over that. It happened in his 30s and shaped him as an adult. He isn't known for speed or shrooms, one of which is causing the saucer pupil effect
Fish said "aye bruv awr you laust? Ya shittin in me innit bruv?"
“Pick it up. Pick. It. Up.”
-Goliath Grouper
"Is your life flashing before your eyes?"
Why. Why did I read this in stewie griffins voice 😂😂😂
"Did you wash your hands"
-Goliath Grouper
I listened to this podcast like 4 times already😂 it’s a really good one
What’s this guys name or what episode is the podcast ?
@@02S40Volvo Joe Rogan Podcast, Garret Reisman👍🏼
Goliath grouper is true. One scuba diver said he was swallowed by one and spat out. It was the size of a vw beetle.
And today I learned that there are worse things than using a public bathroom 😳
Yooooo seriously 😳
😳📸
The gazebo was still a public bathroom, the grooper was just waiting to go in too
Were you in the aquarius
"Is it you that dirtied these waters sir?"
~ Goliath Grouper
The shit floats to the surface in that tiny airspace instantly and is basically trapped with all the dumps everyone has taken, most of it is picked up by the fish instantly but not everything.
If your shit floats you might want to see a doctor.
"I TRIED TO SCREAM BUT MY HEAD WAS UNDERWATER"
I thought he caught nr 2 in his mask
Thats what it he kinda made it sound like. Like he was using his mask to shit in so the fish didn't get up in there
😅😂
Who's got a K now tomorrow Cake💩👍
@@misterghee1what's a K?
What’s nr 2
I live near the harbor. I was down by the marina one day fishing and this guy pulled up and tied up his boat and out hopped his dog, a great Dane. The dog decided to go for a swim. Before I had a chance to warn said boater, we heard a GULP! Goliath groupers like to hang out at the docks. They know we fish there and the fish we are trying to catch is the same kind the groupers like. There are signs warning boaters not to let their pets swim, children or other small loved ones swim. Supposedly, about 40 years ago a kid fell in and was swallowed whole never to be heard from again. Sharks usually only take a bite. Groupers will swallow you whole. I'm far more afraid of groupers than sharks. In fact I've hand fed sharks quite a few times. I won't got near groupers.
Why did you feed sharks? To make them see humans as food? Clown
That is fucking terrifying
@@Criminal_Turtle agree 😵💫
Yeah, Jewfish... Goliath Mouth Grouper.
It's a giant cyclid.
They open their mouth super fast and it displaces the water in front of them, in an instant.
So fast you can't really see it, just the debris floating around and that kind of a loud click!
😳
Goliaths have eaten a few children. In the keys from what I know several times. I'm sure it's happened in plenty of other places. They will eat anything that fits in their mouths and even try with things that won't. Before they were called Goliath grouper they had a more infamous name.
What interview is this?
Goliath grouper - sir you can't poop in my living room
Who else was expecting him to say that his "shit" was staring right at him. 😂
💀
the size of a saucer 😂
😂😂😂
Size of a cow
me😂
"Some shity experience that was"
-goliath grouper
Inagine it was one of those sea creatures that over eons and eons evolved into something to looks bigger and scarier than it is as a defense mechanism , and it worked on this guy
Bro literally lived the Iron Lung nightmare
" I smelled somethin' shitty out here..". - Goliath
This sent me😂😂
When he said he lived under the sea I felt like I wasn't getting enough air, almost panicked
And there people who actually think being lost in space is scarier then being at the bottom of an ocean
What's worse is my friend's stories as a saturation diver. He and his crew were down so deep, it was constantly pitch black, even during the day, and your flashlight could only shine about 5ft in front of you. He was carrying a big pipe fitting and something big and heavy bumps into him from behind and knocks him over with force. He turned around and nothing was there. Happened about 3-4 times on that dive and his torso was covered in bruises.
Dude Wut 😳 and people think I’m crazy to have a fear of the deep, I probably won’t ever swim out in the ocean off boat side, unless it’s the beach. It’s a strange feeling, especially if there’s seaweed below me, that’s a nope, it simulates pure depth below me and I get a falling sensation and panic starts setting in from what happened as a kid. Get caught in seaweed below water level and almost drown with no one noticing and tell me you don’t get the same fear, now I just avoid those places as an adult lmao
''You know im eating there?''
- goliath grouper
Grouper- ayo smokky out here taking a shit😂😂
i want to see videos about this. surely they document and make videos of their time down there.
I swear Joe finds the most interesting people
Joe in 5 years: „I knew a guy who lived 2 years in Atlantis and when he went to the bathroom there to take a shit Loch Ness was watching him.“
Lmao and then that's how you know that he
😂 😂 😂
The entire lake?
"you got games on yo phone?"
-Goliath Grouper
The Aquarius Habitat, I’ve been diving there, and checked it all out, it was pretty cool, the schools of Barracuda were pretty intimidating but they didn’t bother us, nor did they mind our intrusion as we descended between them they just moved out of the way and let us through
Goliath Grouper: “Do you have any games on your phone?”
😂😂😂😂
No but the largest toilet in the world is the ocean!!
I laughed wayyyy too hard at this 😂😂😂
"It's pretty boring down here"
"You forgot to flush sir"
-goliath grouper, probably
Tell us how you were filming space missions down there pretending to be in zero gravity space.
Grouper: stop shitting in my yard dude
He’s super brave for even being 60 feet deep in the ocean, in the dark, w his draws at his ankles 😂😭😭
That takes getting caught with your pants down to a new level 🤣🤣😂
@@isaac-vb1ng 😮😢😮😅😂😂😂😂😂, yeah 😅👍....to the (25) power!
That is still one of my fave episodes.
He left it the part where he immediately went number 2 again.
That wasn't a Goliath Grouper. According to Joe, it was a Grizzly bear just out for a swim!! Commmee onnnnnn man!!
grizzly on dmt*
Sea bear, educate yourself with spongebob. Always do a circle
@@colingalle2080 fact
A silverback gorilla
@@colingalle2080deam you truthly owned those voices in your head pal
Goliath Grouper staring at him like “Hey everyone, I discovered a new species!”
I think the scarier thing is going out by yourself in the dark alone with no tank.
That “and you let it rip” was cold.😂
“We’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty”
-Goliath Grouper
Was anyone else much more interested in getting more details about this underwater outhouse situation than the fish story?
Yea did we ever find out more?
Yes wtf does he mean live at the bottom of the sea
Absolutely! I wanna figure out what project this is
@@TA-cb1cn there’s complicated construction that goes on down there and people live there to get it done, same for research expeditions.
@@leebliss3622how do they leave the submarine without having it the air leave and the thing filling with water?
why doesnt the submarine have a bathroom instead?
very confused
are you pooping?
- goliath grouper
How invested is JR in on this story 🤣
Best stories start like "I lived for two weeks at the bottom of the sea"
Fake
@Anon How would you know?
@Anon Are you drunk posting?
@@Flat_Earth_Addy ok mister fucking expert
@@itsyourmemelord How did you swear on youtube? Even some of the most common words are banned.
Hell nah, the thought of a giant squid swimming around
"Sir this is a Wendy's" - Goliath Grouper
well, that was a patty!
-Micheal scott
@@myyoutubelikes🤮
@@myyoutubelikesshitty patty.
grouper: _"You gonna eat that?"_
"Are you poopy or peepy?"
-Tall Goliath Grouper