@@iseeyou2854 tbh sjins farm changed my perspective on completing the game, I just make huge farms and fields now, occasionally mine but for the most part just put SEUS and realistic textures on and look at the fields sprawling into the distance.
@@iseeyou2854 Everytime I start a world I'm like "Okay we finna finally beat the game quickly here" then 3 months later I have a nice village and huge ass farm, just taking care of crops and animals lmao
Nice gameplay, you actually motivated me to go beat the ender dragon myself too, which i actually never did. And i think i can even use this gameplay video to get my friend to play Minecraft. Thanks for that bro
Bucket of water is the best weapon, pour it on flat land and push any mob back. Its even more a treat with depth strider boots to gain advantage in maneuverability
Seeing that I usually end up losing everything when I go to the nether and give up that playthrough, the books’ strategy for it is actually pretty sound advice
If anything, I admire his take on losing. He's probably in the top 10 of calmest and best behaviors and laughing it off with fun and a giddy heart people I've seen. Especially that time he was so close to beating the dragon. Just for that I'll ignore everything else I didn't like, because you're cool like that.
yeah ive been stuck on the ender dragon for 8 months and now i just figured out that i didn’t put the dirt pillar at spawn so i was doomed from the beginning
I like how Mojang knows how to beat their own game worse than most players. Edit: jeez so many people don't get I'm joking. Ik Mojang is spelled with a j (though I didn't know it was actually pronounced as a y) I see it every time I load up an instance of Minecraft.
Imagine how stressful this would be for a real little kid to do this. Edit: okay you guys are confused. I mean woudnt it be stressful to beat Minecraft the way mojang intended??
I’ve always wondered what goes through people’s mind when they craft a full set of wooden tools. I guess they studied the official guides before playing.
I do it because my first day or two I use making my base. I also have horrible luck with iron when I do get stone tools. Yeah, Im a noob, lets gooooooo.
To be fair we all built a huge dirt tower in our old minecraft days, when I used to play in creative I always thought beacons were just a alternative light source.
@@justrosiep5904 beacons, in put in a 3x3 block of iron/diamond/(emerald?) Will let you have a status buff (depending on the size of the ore block temple) you can have infinite haste, speed, regeneration (in a certain radius). It's pretty useful
This is gonna sound stupid, but I’ve seen this video for years. Always said oh I’ll watch that later, but I never have. I’m finally watching it and I think I’m gonna stop here. Might do it next year.
I'm kind of ashamed but proud that as I child I used to play like the Mojang guides unironically, Pillar at spawnpoint was a must, crafting a bed instantly, getting full diamond before nether, building a shelter around the portal, etc.
i also had the guides, but they were much older versions that ended at "the horse update" from 2013. even then I mostly used it for help with remembering the manual grid recipes that were exclusive to the pc version and absent from console and pocket editions (which used a simpler recipe book style system, similar to terraria), as an alternative to having the wiki open in my browser or on another device
God Bless y’all and God Loves y’all! Don’t ever forget that! Jesus came so that we could have eternal life with God and be saved from our sin and death! If you’re interested in learning more please let me know! God Bless y’all again!
@@kendricklamaristhegreatest Well, If you pause at 5:42 you can see the chat and there is nothing saying he changed or idk. This man could be just wasting his time for the obsidian and I love that haha Edit : I have Bedrock edition (sucks) and idk how Java works 💀
“We’re finally ready to go to the nether, Mojang recommends first a full set of Netherite Armor”
A C U R A T E
But don’t u... get netheright.....from the NETHER
@@butterberri1440 cant understand what you mean cus of that spelling
@@butterberri1440 that’s the point lol
@@butterberri1440 ah yes the entire joke I wouldn’t have known yes.
I love how he just cut every moment in that he breaks an iron block to make the sound more satisfying
No he just sped it up, not cut it
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 he did both
The enderman slaying cuts were enjoyable as well @ 4:03
@@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 yeah he did both
Welyn also does this with his rust videos
*Literally has shears*
"I'm gonna need a lot more wool for the beds"
*axes all the sheep*
Meat
@@ItsJJOLO Still more efficient to shear then murder.
@@amefeu4259 Sheer them delicately... THEN MURDER THEM
=)
@@amefeu4259 ninja ooopo
you and ur editing of this video- switching to the constant shrieks of the mobs dying made me smile. thank you.
Breaking the end crystals: “These snowballs aren’t going to work”
**proceeds to take out half the end crystals with the snowballs**
Lol
Moyang is strange
i got ur comment to 222 likes but ruined the 2 replies
@@maskboy2743 There's 1.333k likes and 3 comments
@@zekorilair8904 my comment was like 1 day ago,
*"because personally I build mine with 50"*
The biggest god damn flex I have ever seen.
250.
@@NewSoupWiiHii 550
@@blueanimates 850
@@toiletbrownies5566 525600
99999999999999999.
“Beating Minecraft the way Mojang intended it”
Digs straight down
nice grammar
a nameツ nice grandma*
..
Y҈e҈s҈...
Wait digging strait down is illegal... SEND IT TO JAIL
The fact he visited every nether biome before finding a fortress or bastion is just insane
(Holy macaroni that's quite a few likes on my standards)
bastions elude players I'm sure of that, I've spent DAYS looking for one
Sounds like my nether realm 🙄
That's just how shit goes sometimes
that happens to me every time
Me to
Meanwhile, I'm over here cultivating a farm and raising live stock in-game for a real life month, just for funsies.
This is me everytime I tried to beat the game, I've never succeed because of this
@@iseeyou2854 tbh sjins farm changed my perspective on completing the game, I just make huge farms and fields now, occasionally mine but for the most part just put SEUS and realistic textures on and look at the fields sprawling into the distance.
@Amadeus Asimov what you growing?
Ever tried Stardew Valley? It’s pretty good
@@iseeyou2854 Everytime I start a world I'm like "Okay we finna finally beat the game quickly here" then 3 months later I have a nice village and huge ass farm, just taking care of crops and animals lmao
I like how he just casually uses obsidian as a building block.
pretty savage, ngl
@Nightmare Blaze shame on you
This is just daily life on 2b2t
Oof I wanted to see if the outro (closed captions) of defeating the dragon was different
@Nightmare Blaze Shame on you
Me: starts a new survival world and gather wood first
Minecraft: that isnt how you supposed to play the game
800th liker and first replier
wHo CArEs
849th liker and second replier. WHO cares
873th liker and 3rd replier
Break the chain and you’re going to hell
@@teambroskigaming congratulations you have a vip ticket to hell...
HELL NO
@@WEARY_Musichell yeah
Nice gameplay, you actually motivated me to go beat the ender dragon myself too, which i actually never did. And i think i can even use this gameplay video to get my friend to play Minecraft. Thanks for that bro
I love how he made the shears, apologised for not using them, and continued to not use them
based
dude I was wondering that as well
I think Mojang said to put pumpkins on your head when fighting the Ender Dragon..
@@privatechannel1272so that enderman don’t attack u
YOURS SO FUNNY 😂😂😂😂
"Mojang, how can I beat your game?"
"Lets start with a tower of dirt..."
@@fastkat4780 did you really just self promo on a Minecraft video.... sad
i actually used to do that on xbox 360 edition i kept getting lost
@@fastkat4780
Is this really how you wanna spend your life
M O H J A N G
@@Vincent-if9tx mehajng
Him: running from the endermans
The bucket of water in his inventory:
...
U can't use water in the nether I think
@@sampletext9338 you can't
@@sampletext9338 but he's talking about in the end, which you can
Bucket of water is the best weapon, pour it on flat land and push any mob back. Its even more a treat with depth strider boots to gain advantage in maneuverability
The axe right next to his obsidian:
Seeing that I usually end up losing everything when I go to the nether and give up that playthrough, the books’ strategy for it is actually pretty sound advice
Unknowingly, he broke the #1 rule in the guide book:
Never dig straight down
Theres no rule book for minecraft
@@fracturedmarigold4761 yes you dont
@@fracturedmarigold4761 also not to be mean xD but to help your dictionary...
Lying*
@@fracturedmarigold4761 that’s something a criminal would say, you digged straight down didn’t you?
I dig straight down all the time. 🤷♂️
After watching this, I realized how much Mojang must hate speed runners
No wonder they made neather fortresses hard to find
Bruh
@@XYRXFR2 bruh?
@@timmgraf0924 bruuuuuuh
@Dhruv wrong. Dream is where you sleep and dream about something realistic. Or,
Dream - the 2nd fastest speed runner in minecraft
The 1st is SHITASS
Book: Recommends diamond armour for nether
Speedrunners: Shield take it or leave it
Didnt think id see you here
Boomer Speedrunner: Shield? Heh! Back in my days bla bla bla
"Stick, take it or leave it".
Boomer: back in the days i use sword to block attacks but today we use shield
@@gypeegonzales518 ngl i miss the old combat system even if its old
If anything, I admire his take on losing. He's probably in the top 10 of calmest and best behaviors and laughing it off with fun and a giddy heart people I've seen. Especially that time he was so close to beating the dragon. Just for that I'll ignore everything else I didn't like, because you're cool like that.
bros a bit late
Casually carrying a full stack of Obsidian with me.
Its very common bro.. What are you doin?
Same
One stack pfffft nah bruh a whole Shulker box
A stack of Obsidian? THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS...Lol serious though with quarantine I had so much time to kill XD
@@surfbird2494 hehehehhe
Me: punches tree
Mojang: *"what are you, an idiot?"*
They Trying To Protect The Enviroment
Heydgsprote
It’s spelt mojang
Wrong comment
Meant for someone else
"sorry we didn't have the shears earlier mamma sheep"
*5 mins later goes on rampage killing more sheep he could have sheered*
Hahaha
@@3catspamrequiresskillinpg359 epic fail with ur name
@@kyohi6162 r/foundmobileuser
@Green Pepper i know
yo ur right dude
;]
7:51 “First things first let’s take out these towers” I’m literally dying and he wasn’t even making a joke 🤣🤣🤣
"Kill me kill me kill me."
Ghast: "Bruh I'm trying just stop jumping around so much."
How it be do
Trololol
shut up weeb
"Let's play Minecraft the way Mojang wants us to"
*[digs straight down]*
Wait i just frigin noticed that
Yes
Moyang* XD
@@xxarrowxx1543 lmao it’s only pronounced moyang but spelled mojang
😂😂🤣🤣
When he was dying to endermen in the End, I was screaming "USE THE WATER BUCKER. USE. THE. WATER. BUCKET!"
You can't place water in the nether
@@Booeyb800 they said in the end
@@Booeyb800 Read the comment again.
the guide didnt tell him to do that so he couldnt have known lol
Also applies for the several times he caught on fire after blowing up beds.
1:11 “Make momma sheep into a twin sized mattress” had me dying how calmly he said it 😂
The only reason why he won was because of the dirt pillar at spawn. If he didn't have that dirt pillar at spawn he would have been screwed.
finally a funny yt comment
nice man
Lol
yeah ive been stuck on the ender dragon for 8 months and now i just figured out that i didn’t put the dirt pillar at spawn so i was doomed from the beginning
*BLOODY SPYYYYY!!!!*
Wait, no. The only reason he REALLY beat Minecraft is the 50 block nether portal
“Im gonna get as much wool as I can to make beds“
*proceeds to forget about the shears that he made for a reason*
@Liam Castañeda shears to shear sheep to get wool
@Awts Gege You need 3 wool and 3 wooden planks to make a bed
Yeah. That triggered me. He could’ve gotten more wool from the same sheep without death.
He needed food too💀
@@HomeSlice4.0 shear then kill with axe
Mojang: We recommend enchanted diamond armor for the nether
Speed runners: *iron pants take it or leave it*
LOL
th-cam.com/video/Xox3mD_N4QA/w-d-xo.html )
My speedrun was 1 year 4 months 27 day 54 minutes, currently still going.
@@stickdav6484 mine is 1 decade still going
@John's tackle box wow that is fast
7:35 My ears enjoyed this
I like how Mojang knows how to beat their own game worse than most players.
Edit: jeez so many people don't get I'm joking. Ik Mojang is spelled with a j (though I didn't know it was actually pronounced as a y) I see it every time I load up an instance of Minecraft.
@Oh Why That’s how it’s pronounced but it’s spelled Mojang
Thats pretty much universal since the people who play it dissect it. Hence why scientists are scientists and not scientific technicians
Mojang
Why didn’t you use the shears what a waste in iron it like using a wooden axe to mine diamonds or wood
Moyang would sound cool.
“I’m going to get as much wool as I can”
*slaughters the sheep completely ignoring the shears he crafted earlier*
He’s just hungry!
Smort
Sus
:(
No the shears blew up when he died by the creeper
The grinding sections are the lost footage of every person who said "so I did some mining off camera"
th-cam.com/video/oJl25bABYac/w-d-xo.html
@@clude2008 don’t fall for it an ad saved me
We knew he was American when he brought out the 6 inch Bowie knife XD
5:34 I love how the box he made to protect the portal served the sole purpose of not letting him in
@DON'T OH NOE ! I READ IT!!! AM I GONNA DIE ??! SOMEONE HELP!!!
📣📣DON'T READ THIS ⬇️🤪🤪😱😱😢😢
hello mother f*cker, see ya in the hell b*tch.
@DON'T it’s so fucking pixelated I literally can’t read it
@@AJOlaks it's a bot, don't reply, just report as spam and move on.
@DON'T ok
@DON'T im reading diesel road dhar mann syrup
"there's a difference between a simp and a good husband"
-jeb
Thank u finaly some one who gets it
And that's true
@@GETONxYOURKNEES So if your wife murders your entire family and friends you are supposed to simp over her??
@@KingRedR2 you don't simp for your wife over everything she does
@@mich497 i don't even have a wife. And I'll be the one taking care of everything btw
"for how much ive played minecraft ive never legitimately beaten the game"
Same...
i always get bored and go in creative
i beated the game not 2 times, not 3 times, not 4 times
but 1 time ._.
Yeah idk why but I always deck out all of my gear and then just never go to the end
I’ve beaten the game like 10 times legitimately what is so hard about it
Same ... i get stuck in nostalgia
Lol I love ur commentary I can't believe mojang recommends these guides. Keep it ur one heck of a youtuber!!!!! 😂
Someone needs to do a speed run but do the official Mojang steps. That’ll be fun to watch.
Hmmm yes
*Y e s*
go dream
oh DrEaMM
@@emmddogg ya
“Added polar bears because his wife liked them”
Underrated. Love it.
I agree, that is very cute.
Jeb is a *S I M P*
@@pufferfish9045 I mean it was his wife
@@epicfilms4life507 I think Some people don't understand the true definition of SIMP
Bro "pretty cool right, I'm in crippling debt" got me
"There's a realistic chance the ender dragon will kill me yea not me tho cuz im built different" then proceeds to die
well saying that is death flag lol
Your comment has 420 likes
Noice
@@Renikee not anymore
He had water but didint use it it was on purpse
@Largy Lotts he got knocked up by the dragon and took fall damage so technically the dragon killed him
Watching Him play makes me feel like im watching my own gameplay
“These snowballs aren’t going to help” gets two straight after
395 likes 1 comment
What's this?
th-cam.com/video/NIdLD1nO6ig/w-d-xo.html
@@Asprogic stop promoting your own channel in the comments
700likes
1000th like uvu
Imagine how stressful this would be for a real little kid to do this.
Edit: okay you guys are confused. I mean woudnt it be stressful to beat Minecraft the way mojang intended??
what if they vwatch a lot of minecraft videos to know how to craft and stuff? Well that's me because that's just what i do sometimes
lmfao i hope they even get past the first stage by spending 50 dollars for minecraft books
@@wildfire2490 ok big man, calm down.
What do you mean isn’t that all we did when we were little kids before the elytra just sword bow and a will to live and no shield
That's me
5:26 : “Ok, I’m safe now.”
Homie my idea of safe isn’t a super long one block cobblestone bridge 😭😭
at least ghasts can't blow it up
True
@Frostycarrot is a dude BWHAHAHHAHAHAH
th-cam.com/video/2rCBR2H37CM/w-d-xo.html
@Yash Bhandari biiiiig whoooooosh
“Do you build your nether portal with 10 blocks or 14 blocks”
*laughs in 12*
Mysteryore: "Do you build your nether portal with 10 or 14 blocks?"
Me, with my buckets of lava and water: Ya'll are using obsidian?"
Yeah i thought everything did that-
You forget blocks
I build my girthy not tall using water and lava then obsidian
Shut up
Ur mom
MysteryOre: uses his axe to kill sheep for wool.
The shears he made: are we a joke to you?
I think he did it for food as well. Still, good point there.
Usually, you shear THEN kill for food, since sheering gives more wool.
they burnt, didn't they?
@Wry tho? it isn't even 500
I think that they got destroyed when he died for the first time.
Ever noticed how satisfying it is to listen to hundreds of blocks being broken at a really fast speed?
yeah it's weird
*A L W A Y S H A S B E E N*
LOL YEA
It do go ‘*btrdrftfrdrfdrtdrtdrfbdrtdr*’ tho
And especially dirt block?
1:54 now way the zombie is moon walking
"wither skeletons are the most scarist mobs, change my mind" by mysteryOre
"The Warden"
It's hard to argue with his assessment
@@benkurdi8199 wither skeleton, tall, black, has a stone sword, just looks like a buff skeleton with a sword
@@asiangaming8409 they’re fast and give you the wither effect
*M̷͇̞̗̙̮͉̳̝̔́̋̋̊̆̿̚E̵̢̤̥͔̥͎̥͖͒͒̿̌͒̒̍̋́̆̂͆͊̏̐*
@@VKAG lots of ways not to die. The Warden is pretty much just a big nope unless you can nerd pole in time
Lesson in this video: Snowballs are a lot more useful than I previously thought.
You looking kind of sus
@@jamesthetoyreviewer3333 ?
@@jamesthetoyreviewer3333 don’t ever call a man sus for liking snowballs!! He just doesn’t know that he’s into guys yet
I didn't even know that snowballs can easily kill the blazes in my entire 6 year experience
It's at 420 no one else like this comment
*"But not me though, I'm built different"*
C0ochi man
Famous last words
And then dies like three times😂
I read this the exact time he said it
Yes the number 666 🌝🔪🔪
Nice! Just today I thought, that after 12 years playing Minecraft, I never even reached End in survival mode.
I love how he throws a load of snowballs, and doesn't get a single tower, but when he throws one he gets the crystals.
Fr lol i thought i only noticed that
editing stupid
@DON'T yeah we dont
@@Danger_IDRH no u
@@Danger_IDRH because that’s an opinion
I’ve always wondered what goes through people’s mind when they craft a full set of wooden tools. I guess they studied the official guides before playing.
I do it because my first day or two I use making my base. I also have horrible luck with iron when I do get stone tools.
Yeah, Im a noob, lets gooooooo.
@@tiers9385 my worst one is that i will never find any diamond in mcpe...
I usually jus make an axe and a pickaxe when I start then use them for fuel once I have stone
@@knox9739 Look at Y=11, or -51
@@VeryRealPixel does its still working in latest update since i already delete it
"i'm built different"
"dangit"
My fav part is the:
“Do you guys use 10 or 14 blocks to make your portal? Because personally I build mine with 50”
Lol-
Same
Hahahaha
I use 50 but w i d e
50 tall? Eh i do 55 tall and wide its easy to find oits tall its huge so if i had a ton of dogs they could go threw
You Guys Are Being Sh*theads It's Clearly 69 Blocks of Obsidian
Someone: So, how long have you been playing mc?
Me: Uh, almost 9 years
Them: So you’ve beaten the ender dragon?
Me: Uh... bout that-
Me neither
Neither have i
same :(
I actually just beat the enderdragon about 2 days before steve released in smash, but I forgot the egg
@@Drake_Waffle wanna play sometime?
"because personally I build mine with 50" had me DEAD
WHAT
@blossom_berries 456 lmao u looked at the 25 block tall portsl amd said "ya thatz prolly 15"
Personally I build mine from bedrock to build limit
@@coltoncowan682 I’M SCREAMING
@Spider I’m alive but I’m dead
You can hear the nervousness and the spit warming in his mouth knowing that he’s about to beat the ender dragon for the first time in his own
I died when he said-
"Cause personally, i build mine with 50-"
Lol
3:00 btw
Same XD
I love how this person legit destroyed the healing crystals with freaking snowballs. Beautiful.
I always thought when the ender dragon flew by them you shoot them and the explosion damages him xD
@@blakeuribe4259 me too bro
@@auringonnouseminen it seems 0 people have asked
@@mynameiswalterhartwellwhite420 it also seems like he/she just wanted to share a fact 😊
@@popoybinn3352 ok
Wolf: 8hp
Bee: 10hp
Mojang: *This is big brain time*
hi
I don't play Minecraft but you inspire me
@@Reejb_1111 how does a comment about higher hp inspire you to play minecraft
@@grownman9984 cause it doesnt
@@grownman9984 because bee healthy
....get it?
*i'm sorry.*
4:42 Blaze: YOUR NOT MENT TO USE THE BOOK!!!
When he was at the nether:
“The guide Book? I don’t need the guide book”
*gets attacked by different kinds of mobs*
“I should’ve listened to the Book”
Well the book doesnt tell us about the new mobs
@@oliver-04 it told us how to stay relatively safe tho
All you had to do was reading this book
Yes, we watched the video too. No need to repeat a scene in words.
wow you watched the video how amazing
“These snowballs aren’t going to work”. *continues using snowballs*
pls
2 reply?
Yep
yea he had to keep doing what the book said
Just as soon as i read this comment he actually said it 😂
why isn't anybody talking about how satisfying the minding montage clips were?
Edit: All the montages were satisfying
mining*, nope, everything was satisfying
Please correct your grandma
@@gapplssb my grandma died, so I cant correct her, sorry
@@gapplssb LOL , *grammar
@@gapplssb u too XD
Enderman: "augh augh auhg augh augh" 😂😂 4:03
never comment again
To be fair we all built a huge dirt tower in our old minecraft days, when I used to play in creative I always thought beacons were just a alternative light source.
Same hahahahah
What beacon actually use for???
@@justrosiep5904 let’s you become god
@@justrosiep5904 beacons, in put in a 3x3 block of iron/diamond/(emerald?) Will let you have a status buff (depending on the size of the ore block temple) you can have infinite haste, speed, regeneration (in a certain radius). It's pretty useful
I used to never understood the beacon actual purpose
Mojang: Enchanted diamond armor is a must before entering the nether
Speed runners: No I don’t think I will.
Dream in his videos sometimes wasn't wearing any armor into the nether while me need a week until I can get into the nether....
Not speedrunning, but I only wear one piece of gold armor for the piglins when I get to nether because I think thats enuff lol
Most people only need iron armour and speedrunners need even less, so the fact that this guy failed _with enchanted diamond armour_ is just amusing.
@@whimsyspopit a shield is all you really need if you’re actually decent at the game
Illumina be like :
"I'm going to grab lots of wool for a lot of beds,"
He said killing the sheep when he had a pair of shears.
Stolen...
Probably lost it into the lava
@@fabrice6847 The word stolen is also stolen, what's your point
@@fabrice6847 stolen comment
@Aaron Zimmerman and yours is too
"I'm not sure what the bowl's for but I don't see a toilet anywhere"
“I’m gonna go get some more wool from sheep.”
*Kills the sheep without using the shears*
ah yes the best way to use shears
dont.
R.I.P. Mama sheep’s and papa sheeps
he wanted the food too tho
@@josepalacios8530 u can shear da sheep then kill it lol
@@kristofkylesia7471 yea, more wool
Imagine he finds ancient debris and is like “oh the book doesn’t say to do anything with this, I think it’s best not to mind it.”
On bio
I agree
[Finds ancient city]
"Oh the book doesn't say anything about this cool subterranean village. I think it's best not to mind it"
@@Donut-im9lk Lmao
@@JmKrokY He was
This is gonna sound stupid, but I’ve seen this video for years. Always said oh I’ll watch that later, but I never have. I’m finally watching it and I think I’m gonna stop here. Might do it next year.
Real I’m watching ts when I wake up tmr
Quote #1 "not long ago Mojang released a set of guides." quote #2 "I forgot to tell you that this handbook is extremely outdated."
I laughed a lot lol
He didn't say mojang he said moyang
@@wassimguertit7239 bruh
@@wassimguertit7239 wooooosh
Hello meh friend
I'm kind of ashamed but proud that as I child I used to play like the Mojang guides unironically, Pillar at spawnpoint was a must, crafting a bed instantly, getting full diamond before nether, building a shelter around the portal, etc.
i also had the guides, but they were much older versions that ended at "the horse update" from 2013. even then I mostly used it for help with remembering the manual grid recipes that were exclusive to the pc version and absent from console and pocket editions (which used a simpler recipe book style system, similar to terraria), as an alternative to having the wiki open in my browser or on another device
bro the bed is the first thing i try to get bcuz on my minecraft i can NEVER find sheep
@@AtrociousAK47 We had those older guides but ended up getting newer ones later. Honestly, I mainly used them for cool build ideas
"ashamed and proud" well that's an oxymoron I won't forget anytime soon..
i think it’s a cute kid thing and is nothing to be ashamed of
"time to kill some more Enderman"
*Various perfectly cut Enderman screeched*
Best part of the vid
how about this one? th-cam.com/video/yW7Wdrrpol4/w-d-xo.html
oof
It’s tradition to come back to this once in a while
“Stupid piece of rotting bacon” has now been added to my insult vocabulary
You have a stack of likes lol
4:39
Right up there with the good ole "Unseasoned cabbage" insult. It may even surpass it..
lol
4:42
“Do you build portals with 10 or 14 obsidian? Because personally, I build mine with 50.” The way he said it made it hilarious. Lol.
i do 14. no corners, double wide
Streamers after failing to make an nether portal: i build with 8
I had the honor to be the 69th person to like this comment
Finally someone who remembers this channel
I build mine 3 lol
"I'm in crippling debt"
Not a minute in, and I already love this video.
have you finished watching the video
@@randomkid8999 no
th-cam.com/video/oJl25bABYac/w-d-xo.html
I think he’s done watching maybe?
He got my sub already an its the first time watching,the mama sheep got me
“Not for me tho, im built different”
*Also MysteryOre* : dies like 5 times
He’s kind of bad at Minecraft
The moment he said "Could use a panic shelter right now"just was hilarious
Should have listened to the guild
Yes that really was
Yuhhh
guild@@judemyervector
@@judemyervectorguide
Seeing that creeper slowly get pushed by the water into the lava makes me feel a joy I have never felt before
Vengeance is a lovely feeling.
I spent 3 hours gathering marterials and building an advanced creeper farm for revenge
Who's the real monster
I didn’t see the water and I thought the creeper backed of cuz it was scared😂😂😂😂😂
@@motiravaliya2478😂😂
This is so much MORE** entertaining than how I imagined it would be
Hey guys Daryl Choccy XV here!!
Grammar left the chat
Woah guys! The real Daryl Choccy XV?
Not really hes just killing himself with beds
@@wetsocks4460
Hey guys it’s real Daryl Choccy XV here
73 mil views is crazy mate keep it up
This dude: *"Thinking you know how to play Minecraft?"*
Me: *"Yes"*
This dude: *"Well, you don't."*
Me: *"I don't"*
@@charliecartwright491 yeah
@@charliecartwright491 exactly
@@charliecartwright491 its a joke, the book has trash guides
my brain hurt reading that
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*Is nobody going to talk about how good these edits are?*
Ikr
I dont know
Ikr
Also thought about that
No
"NOt mE, I'M bUiLt DiFfErEnT"
*proceeds to die 3 times*
lmao
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tiana Smith COOCHI MAN
And he even used his beds BEFORE he destroyed all the crystals 🤣🤣
@@bold-comedy9232 are you ok vishant
"Mojang recommends we get an elytra before we go to the end"
"Thank god I'm safe now" as he starts walking across a one block wide bridge across a lava chasm with all the loot.
AHAHAHHAHAHAH
“Do you build your portal with 10 blocks or 14 blocks, personally I build it with 50”
Tbh I laughed at that
I build mine with 892 obsidian blocks
And what if you weren't honest?
I build houses out of nether portals
C
O
MysteryOre: “Do you build your nether portal with 10, or 14 blocks?”
Anybody who plays minecraft in 2020: 𝘆𝗲𝘀
I don't get it, did I not notice a change in portal building threw the years?
Lol
@@reema4714 idk about you, but i've always built mine 10 by 12
@@reema4714 some people miss out the corners and some people don’t. But some make it extremely huge
@@Whoevenaskedyou but what does it have to do with the year 2020?
Sometimes it's fun to just watch a moderately skilled gamer play.
3:00 gotta respect the time it took to mine 50 obsidian blocks with an unenchanted diamond pickaxe
True
9.375 x 50 = 468.75 seconds. Thatd how long it took to mine that (7 minutes 48 seconds)
@Limeify thats like 5 seconds more
@Limeify he also could have went into creative and just slid it into his inventory
@@kendricklamaristhegreatest Well, If you pause at 5:42 you can see the chat and there is nothing saying he changed or idk. This man could be just wasting his time for the obsidian and I love that haha
Edit : I have Bedrock edition (sucks) and idk how Java works 💀
"There's a realistic chance the Ender Dragon will kill me yeah not me tho cause Im built different.."
*Proceeds to die*
*two times*
*two times*
*two times*
666th like LMAO
@@Fye.777 it’s a bot