HITMAN 3 - Funny/Brutal Kills Compilation | Dartmoor
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I love how with every death in this game, all bystanders act like a minor inconvenience just occurred.
Shows how much they really cared for the person who died.
@@zabnat Don't forget the apathy that comes standard with being British...
Haha
Yeah you think the developers would work on AI reactions lol
Command, there's been a terrible accident"
"I hope they got more body bags"
"Time to take care of Madam Carlisle"
Carlisle: "I got you fam."
ikr XD
Haha I didn’t expect that one
Surreal definition of self-yeet
@@sharl_j Agreed
Why does she kill herself
1:05
A "bunch of people"?
Dude, they were the _entire_ Carlisle family line!
Hey, can you help me I posted a video on Hitman 3 but idk how he finds out all these ways to kill people like he does ...
@@vyper5131
There are guides here and there (such as IGN's).
Else it's good ol' fashioned trial-and-error.
@@vyper5131 I just run in shoot and run off when the guards start getting intensely accurate. Easiest game ever.
47: Completely ends a bloodline
Guards:Yo who killed these random ass people?
Guard: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That family photo looks like a blast
That's a good one
Talk about a photo “bomb”
🤣🤣🤣
@@AlexTheOilersFan underrated comment
Best comment ever!!
That's Madam Carlisle taken care of.
Now head towards an- *static noises*
Time to get the file on Arthur Edward’s .
That's Madam Carlisle taken care of.
That’s the whole family taken care of.
Time to get the
Love how every human being in hitmans universe refuses to learn to swim.
Whatever you do, don't fall in the water.
@@googleman3546 literally, was messing around on Hokaido and knocked someone over while they were standing in the hot springs. They drowned the moments their head hit the water.
@@jonolivier9126 recently was in Mumbai getting a Arthur Gregory disguise into the sewers and by the way I was also fighting is your ID for where the hell the Maelstrom might be and I truly break at the guy in the face ( turns out to bE Nails. I was looking for and died into a little sewer water)
They are all like the wicked witch...
They are respecting the old school tradition of platformers, if you fall into water you instantly die.
*dies from a poisoned drink*
Guard: yep that'll be an accident
Guard was like: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Untraceable.
Must’ve been the wind.
"Guess they choked on their water... Damn shame, my brother went the same way."
*continues to polish bar top "Nobody tells me Nothin! round her"*
I've never played this game, but I know one thing; It's time to get the file on Arthur Edwards.
And that Madam Carlisle is taken care of
@@PLANDerLinde99 you only get the file on Arthur Edwards once Madam Carlisle is taken care of
@@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 If you know the code to her safe can't you grab the file before you kill her?
@@PLANDerLinde99 Hm I suppose you can I always obtained it the other way though
@@PLANDerLinde99 yes, after the first time you can just put inb1975
Target: is literally blown up right in front of everyone
Bystanders: oh no, anyway
Probably a hint of how much they didn't like her haha
Actual: how was the photo shoot?
I photo bombed it.
Hello pig allah
Underrated comment
@@pro2a693 hurr durr
@@danielaniq 😀😀😀
"increase the exposition sir
- ok I'll increase the explosion
-¿Wh"
the ending where alexa kills herself because she thought she drove zachary to suicide was just brutal...
I didnt even know she did that I just pushed her off myself
How do you even get her to do that? Do you have to give her a different response when answering who killed Zach?
@@leftalone64 you tell her that he killed himself
@@fpszombie1 ok. Makes sense. Thanks
On my first clear getting that ending after she literally hands me the file and wishes me luck was insane
47 watching her poison that drink like. “That’s good my student, Now walk away.”
LOL
or that drink will be breathtaking 💀😎
She's way better than 47 at poisoning drinks. She's faster, doesn't arouse suspicion from anyone watching even if she's not dressed as a waiter, and the poison works faster, too.
@@klemminguk True, didn't notice
@@klemminguk well who’s really going to notice a family member poisoning another? 😂
I like how Alexa just finds out you are her assassin, gives you what you want, wishes you luck on your next kill and then does your job for you. Easiest job ever.
8:08-8:18
Guard: "Damn!"
47: "No, it's a well..."
Lol
*That's Madam Carlisle taken care of. Time to get the file on Arthur Edwards.*
I like no matter how shallow the pool of water is, people is always die
They don’t know how to swim or get up
@@Jakethefake they're just bruce willis
@@devintariel3769 excellent comment
Well water is dangerous. A simple puddle literally exploded and killed 6 people.
@@molonlabe4745 it’s because IO doesn’t wanna animate a cripple
In a world where no one can swim
Dude I’m tryna get some Hitman 3 tips I’m new to the game..could you help me make my gameplay better I tired posting s video but it’s not rlly good
@@vyper5131 what you need i can tell you some useful tips
Swimming is overrated anyway
0:52 u just wiped out the whole generation XD
And that's why you always kill the what?
The bloodline.
thats gotta be the best kill in all 3 hitman games
Yeah to cut the cycle of providence is to kill the whole family, so no other will rise up & create another again.
Eh, the grandson was the product of incest anyway, better to get rid of that problem
Why that girl stockings disappear after explosion lol
0:51 This gives a whole new meaning of photobombing 😂😂😂
The graveside bit with the sniper is a thing of beauty lmao
I enjoyed the dropping the body on top of the car.
imagine archeologists of 25th century discover that grave, three bodies with bullet wounds, only one woman(on tombstone there is woman name), and one with extremely rusty gun with full ammo. It would be hell of investigation of what happened, if they not find sniper bullets which travelled through all of bodies.
The first one with the photo bomb was comedy gold.
I love how the security guy just looks at her on the floor after she's poisoned like "I hated that bitch, let me calmly watch her die"
Pushed into a two ft deep pond: guess I'll die
I always loved that there is tons of ways to kill a target in the Hitman games.
1:42 the moment you realize its agent 47 ):
1:15 - 1:45 so she knew he's gonna come for her and then ended her life just like that rather than getting killed by 47. I'm amazed Diana didn't get any different dialogue from that, unlike what she said when Jordan pushed Ken Morgan.
No Im pretty sure that death is when you say Zachary commited suicide. 47 claims he did it because he thought Alexa was dead so she kills herself out of guilt.
its because 47 finds a letter from Montgomery in which he said he felt Alexa was more suited to be the heir and was ready to step aside for her, which makes his murder completely unnecessary, thus the guilt of both her brothers' deaths makes her take the drastic step.
I imagine she would have but they had to set up that she was losing signal and stuff
What about Emma poisoning Alexa? This game is full of outsourcing, yet we don't get compliments from that.
Im actually surprised her dialogue still has that signal interference effect
Thought it's only because the electricution method messed up the radio and all
6:53 what a *shocking* kill
3:14 Security Guard: “Looks like an accident” Also the security guard: *Literally watched and waited for the woman to die after being poisoned by a drink*
Bodyguards just don't care of Madame Carlisle.
"This is no time for jokes"
**Leaves a banana peel on the ground**
Even The Joker should give it an approval for the use of banana peels to kill.
0:51 damn it my head hurts from laughing that was so unexpected and worth it
When I first did it, I laughed and laughed I got cramps. Especially the reaction from the NPC's.
I knew you could shock the Madame but I didn't know you could explode the whole family. Funny as hell
I love how Agent 47 takes like zero damage from an explosion right in his face adds to the humor of it 💀
@@mr.knewyork5843 video game logic let em have it
@@xXThatGuy275Xx Damn bro, wasn't expecting you to reply seeing that your comment was 2 years old. Thanks for replying I guess lmao
3:42 oh god, i thought it was some kinda her nasty place, turns out it is the room we r all needed
1:44 she does that on her own after you get the case file? Lol!
Only if you said the guy committed suicide
@@dogebond6960 thank you!
@@dogebond6960 how do you do that
@@Zeppy07 In the library, there is a secret room and a letter inside. Using this letter, you can manage to convince Alexa that her brother committed suicide.
@@MostCedric thanks
08:07 BREAKING NEWS: Half of entire local constabulary found drowned in single well. Remaining half baffled!
0:56 that's going in the Christmas card.
“Hope your Holiday Season is a Blast!”
Sincerely, Mr. Rieper.
@@nathanwise1608 a lot of months away from Christmas but my holiday is a blast
1:51 Ooookay, the feedback completely freaked me out.
@hybritome same
same
0:53 The photobomb I’m dead 😂😂😂
Those assassination photos..Are Masterpieces!😂😂😂😂😂 Never laughed so hard! ROFL !
Nice touch by the devs
NOW THATS WHAT YOU CALL A PHOTO BOMB 0:54
2:23 not a better way to blend in than to consistently wipe the same area of a table hours on end
@2:42 This has to be my favorite NPC line in the entire trilogy.
0:51 before
0:54 after
4:37 How the hell did that guy behind the grave not hear or see that?
the Ai is so unrealistic and emotionless when they see someone literally die in front of them
What is you shoot them right in front of everybody
Not really I'm sure I'd act the same way
@@rejvaik00 If you're a bodyguard and your boss just drops dead after drinking something from the bartender you're not sure you've seen before your reaction should be a bit more agressive towards said bartender and you enter lockdown. The targets we kill are all very well known and their deaths will spark something more than "Eh, that's the 10th 1% dead in an accident this month, shit happens"
Yeah the Hitman games took a more "comical relief" approach a while back. They stopped taking themselves too seriously. Still good fun tho.
9:03 how did that kill her lol and the second one lost consciousness from slipping on banana peel 🤦♂️
0:52 That's why it's always a good idea to take out the what?
The blooodline.
You always take out the bloodline.
- Queen of Fables
(And probably other people.)
1:41 This had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
That’s GoofyLegend taken care of…
Technically it had HER dying. XD
5:31 - Even he calculated how did the body fell after the shot.
This is why I love the hitman series. So many unique ways to kill a person.
4:55
*Shovels 2 times*
Done
That photoshoot kill looks like something from a cartoon lol.
I think it’s time to get the file on Arthur Edwards.
This is what we’ve needed for a long time....
He's been so careful towards Madam Cartstile
Person was died with poison and bartender still cleaning 😁😁
Person was killed with poison and the bartender was still cleaning.
@@mintie66 So u like correcting peaple
@@maskedswagger7044 You know it baby, also it’s people ❤️
@@mintie66 Bro ure fujed lol
@@mintie66 Bro that's the best hobby
7:10
I always feel bad for killing her during that part.
Dubai felt bad for interrupting Grey's speech in one of the mission stories that I redid that scene
The ragdoll though.
What she doing? XD
How do you get here to go to that red room?
@@vel- its just part of her routine, she goes there after having a phone call in her office
47 has the amazing ability to make all security personnel completely oblivious to anything that doesn't occur within a 3-foot radius if their current position.
Great intro to start the shenanigans
6:15 LMAO that bodyguard is keeping it together like a pro.
Like "Central? The client just got smashed by antler lustre. Over and out"
4:48 Well I want to have the same superpower to do my homework.
0:52 DAMN!
0:54 hahah😂🤣
alexa carlisle is the first and only target in this series i actually feel bad for killing, she is a grieving woman and could and should have died peacefully, she would not have caused much trouble anymore anyway
But she was a member of Providence, if she lived she would have continued the group’s activities of influencing the entire world
@@KalashVodka175 nah and that's the thing, Edwards would've seized the operations anyway
@@baibo_a my guy it’s a video game
@@GalilEdits idc if you're not the guy crying at movies or having feelings about a story game but I do it's part of why I enjoy playing games in the first place
@@baibo_a you probably think ole Bill Gates is an altruistic angel who happens to be worth billions. Just because she's old and haggard doesn't absolve her from being morally bankrupt dumbass.
Omg, I really didn't expect that explosion during the family portrait. I couldn't stop laughing for a solid 30 seconds.
Lol the detective knew it was poisoned 😂
lookin for this comment. thats an amazing detail
1:51 - easiest mission ever
4:58 that was an excellent transition - "47 is everywhere, 47 is everyone'.
7:40 47 kills his not-evil twin
5:34 "i'll save you, grab my hand!"
Apparently that’s Madame Carlisle taken care of ...
5:44 no witnesses lol
The bodies, one grave. Nice shootin’, Tex
Every ancient family home has its resident ghosts. 47 has ensured that they'll be getting more of them.
Hitman: Cleaning 🧹
Woman: Dieing cuz of Poison
Hitman: Cleaning 🧹
Also Hitman: *EVERYTHING IS FINE*
Video game logic: *The grave instantly fills up when he only puts 2 batches of dirt* 4:40
7:33 Whoa Jesus 😭😭
0:54 47 is really making his photography business booming :))
Hhmmm what???
@@ikadekwiryawan1863 my worst attempt at making a punny joke. Not really a success :))
@@tranmikey7355 Nah he's just not very smart.
I love when they just go full ragdoll
Love the "photo bomb" at the start
Now I definitely need to go back and do the "photo bomb" that was hilarious😂 damn guard saw me last time trying get the photographers outfit 🤦
That's most savage family picture
I remember Jhin who's artistic killed his victims
Useless Guards that do nothing but stare: Oh shit we’re unemployed.
To their defense, they were told she died the day before, so they already processed that idea.
That explosion cracked me up! I was expecting an electrocusion.
0:53 Talk about a photobomb. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:49 I died.
actually she did :)
Thers literally over 100 ways too do every level in hitman 1-3 it's amazing or you can just cap everyone like the speed running community around this game is verry much worth looking into. And the sniper assassin levels from hitman 2 is great I wish io interactive would make a hole game of sniping levels the one in the prison is super eleborate verry well designed it's hilarious they work on this game for a long time and theres people that can finish all 3 games under 20 minutes
You came in with a banger.
The moose chandelier had me howling
Madame Carlisle died and came back more times than Kenny from southpark
07:52 “Over and out” *sigh*
0:44 how did she not say “I’m not sure how to feel about that one...” you literally just slaughtered an entire family lmao
5:20 hitman/agent 47: no evidence, no witnesses, no alarm
grave: why are there 3 people here?
I never realized how differently every mission can turn out
1:00 so is everybody else
I laughed so hard on family photo shot 😂😂
epic photo boom !
good gameplay
I liked the part where Madam Carlisle was taken care of.
That second to last one was dark 😂
Ah, first one's a photo finish 😂👏
nice vid bro