HITMAN 3 - Funny/Brutal Kills Compilation | Dartmoor

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  • @Retro-Rev
    @Retro-Rev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3674

    "Time to take care of Madam Carlisle"
    Carlisle: "I got you fam."

    • @darksay8326
      @darksay8326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ikr XD

    • @chambrick22
      @chambrick22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Haha I didn’t expect that one

    • @sharl_j
      @sharl_j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Surreal definition of self-yeet

    • @darksay8326
      @darksay8326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sharl_j Agreed

    • @007raik
      @007raik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Why does she kill herself

  • @Garanon5
    @Garanon5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3455

    I love how with every death in this game, all bystanders act like a minor inconvenience just occurred.

    • @zabnat
      @zabnat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Shows how much they really cared for the person who died.

    • @Scorecatron
      @Scorecatron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @@zabnat Don't forget the apathy that comes standard with being British...

    • @joannacard2691
      @joannacard2691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha

    • @watchmen617
      @watchmen617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yeah you think the developers would work on AI reactions lol

    • @RAIN-qo2fk
      @RAIN-qo2fk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Command, there's been a terrible accident"
      "I hope they got more body bags"

  • @TurkeyTueky
    @TurkeyTueky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5826

    That family photo looks like a blast

  • @biancaisabellemondejar1836
    @biancaisabellemondejar1836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2447

    That's Madam Carlisle taken care of.

    • @philltheotherguy1868
      @philltheotherguy1868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Now head towards an- *static noises*

    • @imtiyaz_6795
      @imtiyaz_6795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Time to get the file on Arthur Edward’s .

    • @wittyusername_6
      @wittyusername_6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That's Madam Carlisle taken care of.

    • @geoffreymak000
      @geoffreymak000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That’s the whole family taken care of.

    • @IncredibleIceCastle
      @IncredibleIceCastle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Time to get the

  • @dragonhitman1071
    @dragonhitman1071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1000

    Love how every human being in hitmans universe refuses to learn to swim.

    • @googleman3546
      @googleman3546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Whatever you do, don't fall in the water.

    • @jonolivier9126
      @jonolivier9126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@googleman3546 literally, was messing around on Hokaido and knocked someone over while they were standing in the hot springs. They drowned the moments their head hit the water.

    • @changsiah2
      @changsiah2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jonolivier9126 recently was in Mumbai getting a Arthur Gregory disguise into the sewers and by the way I was also fighting is your ID for where the hell the Maelstrom might be and I truly break at the guy in the face ( turns out to bE Nails. I was looking for and died into a little sewer water)

    • @EroticOnion23
      @EroticOnion23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They are all like the wicked witch...

    • @JannPoo
      @JannPoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They are respecting the old school tradition of platformers, if you fall into water you instantly die.

  • @SuperSpatman
    @SuperSpatman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

    I've never played this game, but I know one thing; It's time to get the file on Arthur Edwards.

    • @PLANDerLinde99
      @PLANDerLinde99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      And that Madam Carlisle is taken care of

    • @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808
      @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@PLANDerLinde99 you only get the file on Arthur Edwards once Madam Carlisle is taken care of

    • @PLANDerLinde99
      @PLANDerLinde99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 If you know the code to her safe can't you grab the file before you kill her?

    • @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808
      @mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@PLANDerLinde99 Hm I suppose you can I always obtained it the other way though

    • @elliotwilson7050
      @elliotwilson7050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PLANDerLinde99 yes, after the first time you can just put inb1975

  • @bhcamper5930
    @bhcamper5930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1479

    *dies from a poisoned drink*
    Guard: yep that'll be an accident

    • @nickschwear1610
      @nickschwear1610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Guard was like: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @thedreamcapture2681
      @thedreamcapture2681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Untraceable.

    • @picklouscage5472
      @picklouscage5472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Must’ve been the wind.

    • @OGdadpool
      @OGdadpool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "Guess they choked on their water... Damn shame, my brother went the same way."

    • @anthonybortolazzo
      @anthonybortolazzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *continues to polish bar top "Nobody tells me Nothin! round her"*

  • @elinfini
    @elinfini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    1:05
    A "bunch of people"?
    Dude, they were the _entire_ Carlisle family line!

    • @vyper5131
      @vyper5131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey, can you help me I posted a video on Hitman 3 but idk how he finds out all these ways to kill people like he does ...

    • @elinfini
      @elinfini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@vyper5131
      There are guides here and there (such as IGN's).
      Else it's good ol' fashioned trial-and-error.

    • @ZaeOSWS
      @ZaeOSWS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@vyper5131 I just run in shoot and run off when the guards start getting intensely accurate. Easiest game ever.

    • @vaporwave2339
      @vaporwave2339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      47: Completely ends a bloodline
      Guards:Yo who killed these random ass people?

    • @MikeJones__Who
      @MikeJones__Who 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guard: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @mooglare
    @mooglare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1755

    the ending where alexa kills herself because she thought she drove zachary to suicide was just brutal...

    • @ShadowBotboi
      @ShadowBotboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      I didnt even know she did that I just pushed her off myself

    • @rRevilo64
      @rRevilo64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      How do you even get her to do that? Do you have to give her a different response when answering who killed Zach?

    • @fpszombie1
      @fpszombie1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@rRevilo64 you tell her that he killed himself

    • @rRevilo64
      @rRevilo64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@fpszombie1 ok. Makes sense. Thanks

    • @TheCoyoteGray
      @TheCoyoteGray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      On my first clear getting that ending after she literally hands me the file and wishes me luck was insane

  • @visiblehiggs130
    @visiblehiggs130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    Actual: how was the photo shoot?
    I photo bombed it.

    • @pro2a693
      @pro2a693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hello pig allah

    • @yourmother8016
      @yourmother8016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment

    • @danielaniq
      @danielaniq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pro2a693 hurr durr

    • @pro2a693
      @pro2a693 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielaniq 😀😀😀

    • @sajeucettefoistunevaspasme
      @sajeucettefoistunevaspasme 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "increase the exposition sir
      - ok I'll increase the explosion
      -¿Wh"

  • @sovietdoggo3831
    @sovietdoggo3831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Target: is literally blown up right in front of everyone
    Bystanders: oh no, anyway

    • @Kettvnen
      @Kettvnen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Probably a hint of how much they didn't like her haha

  • @kingty_gaming4128
    @kingty_gaming4128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    47 watching her poison that drink like. “That’s good my student, Now walk away.”

    • @mariagheata2133
      @mariagheata2133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL

    • @chrisking3354
      @chrisking3354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      or that drink will be breathtaking 💀😎

    • @klemminguk
      @klemminguk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      She's way better than 47 at poisoning drinks. She's faster, doesn't arouse suspicion from anyone watching even if she's not dressed as a waiter, and the poison works faster, too.

    • @chrisking3354
      @chrisking3354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@klemminguk True, didn't notice

    • @kingty_gaming4128
      @kingty_gaming4128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@klemminguk well who’s really going to notice a family member poisoning another? 😂

  • @Swissswoosher
    @Swissswoosher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I like how Alexa just finds out you are her assassin, gives you what you want, wishes you luck on your next kill and then does your job for you. Easiest job ever.

  • @Ace_Larrakin_Productions
    @Ace_Larrakin_Productions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    *That's Madam Carlisle taken care of. Time to get the file on Arthur Edwards.*

  • @zacharymatthews2137
    @zacharymatthews2137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    8:08-8:18
    Guard: "Damn!"
    47: "No, it's a well..."

  • @khaihuynh8397
    @khaihuynh8397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    0:52 u just wiped out the whole generation XD

    • @luisarevalo7874
      @luisarevalo7874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      And that's why you always kill the what?
      The bloodline.

    • @davidhero1000
      @davidhero1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      thats gotta be the best kill in all 3 hitman games

    • @donpula6349
      @donpula6349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah to cut the cycle of providence is to kill the whole family, so no other will rise up & create another again.

    • @TheCoyoteGray
      @TheCoyoteGray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Eh, the grandson was the product of incest anyway, better to get rid of that problem

    • @frozenwolfenix4789
      @frozenwolfenix4789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why that girl stockings disappear after explosion lol

  • @gabo-kun2046
    @gabo-kun2046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    1:15 - 1:45 so she knew he's gonna come for her and then ended her life just like that rather than getting killed by 47. I'm amazed Diana didn't get any different dialogue from that, unlike what she said when Jordan pushed Ken Morgan.

    • @ritvikgiridharan2845
      @ritvikgiridharan2845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      No Im pretty sure that death is when you say Zachary commited suicide. 47 claims he did it because he thought Alexa was dead so she kills herself out of guilt.

    • @hitmaniac
      @hitmaniac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      its because 47 finds a letter from Montgomery in which he said he felt Alexa was more suited to be the heir and was ready to step aside for her, which makes his murder completely unnecessary, thus the guilt of both her brothers' deaths makes her take the drastic step.

    • @OhNoTheFace
      @OhNoTheFace 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I imagine she would have but they had to set up that she was losing signal and stuff

    • @tane4054
      @tane4054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about Emma poisoning Alexa? This game is full of outsourcing, yet we don't get compliments from that.

    • @58.jpegs-in-C.._
      @58.jpegs-in-C.._ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im actually surprised her dialogue still has that signal interference effect
      Thought it's only because the electricution method messed up the radio and all

  • @erik7131
    @erik7131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Pushed into a two ft deep pond: guess I'll die

  • @lukiekeyz
    @lukiekeyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    The graveside bit with the sniper is a thing of beauty lmao

    • @LynxStarAuto
      @LynxStarAuto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I enjoyed the dropping the body on top of the car.

    • @КанистраКеросина
      @КанистраКеросина ปีที่แล้ว +1

      imagine archeologists of 25th century discover that grave, three bodies with bullet wounds, only one woman(on tombstone there is woman name), and one with extremely rusty gun with full ammo. It would be hell of investigation of what happened, if they not find sniper bullets which travelled through all of bodies.

    • @donalddeluxe6407
      @donalddeluxe6407 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The first one with the photo bomb was comedy gold.

  • @MrBangijal
    @MrBangijal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    I like no matter how shallow the pool of water is, people is always die

    • @Jakethefake
      @Jakethefake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They don’t know how to swim or get up

    • @devinthierault
      @devinthierault 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Jakethefake they're just bruce willis

    • @oliverrrrrrrrrr
      @oliverrrrrrrrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@devinthierault excellent comment

    • @northernnightmare7986
      @northernnightmare7986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well water is dangerous. A simple puddle literally exploded and killed 6 people.

    • @Jackster1
      @Jackster1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@molonlabe4745 it’s because IO doesn’t wanna animate a cripple

  • @klissattack
    @klissattack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    In a world where no one can swim

    • @vyper5131
      @vyper5131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude I’m tryna get some Hitman 3 tips I’m new to the game..could you help me make my gameplay better I tired posting s video but it’s not rlly good

    • @frozenwolfenix4789
      @frozenwolfenix4789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vyper5131 what you need i can tell you some useful tips

    • @inspector5122
      @inspector5122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Swimming is overrated anyway

  • @TheMagnificentSarah
    @TheMagnificentSarah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I love how the security guy just looks at her on the floor after she's poisoned like "I hated that bitch, let me calmly watch her die"

  • @DarKKnightt07
    @DarKKnightt07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I always loved that there is tons of ways to kill a target in the Hitman games.

  • @eriklee1604
    @eriklee1604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Bodyguards just don't care of Madame Carlisle.

  • @GerardinhoLP
    @GerardinhoLP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "This is no time for jokes"
    **Leaves a banana peel on the ground**

    • @JoseRoberto-dk3yy
      @JoseRoberto-dk3yy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even The Joker should give it an approval for the use of banana peels to kill.

  • @Zsullivan27
    @Zsullivan27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    0:51 This gives a whole new meaning of photobombing 😂😂😂

  • @TheSaintPsycho
    @TheSaintPsycho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    08:07 BREAKING NEWS: Half of entire local constabulary found drowned in single well. Remaining half baffled!

  • @xXThatGuy275Xx
    @xXThatGuy275Xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    0:51 damn it my head hurts from laughing that was so unexpected and worth it

    • @LynxStarAuto
      @LynxStarAuto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I first did it, I laughed and laughed I got cramps. Especially the reaction from the NPC's.

    • @dannydeathwish5680
      @dannydeathwish5680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I knew you could shock the Madame but I didn't know you could explode the whole family. Funny as hell

    • @mr.knewyork5843
      @mr.knewyork5843 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love how Agent 47 takes like zero damage from an explosion right in his face adds to the humor of it 💀

    • @xXThatGuy275Xx
      @xXThatGuy275Xx ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mr.knewyork5843 video game logic let em have it

    • @mr.knewyork5843
      @mr.knewyork5843 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xXThatGuy275Xx Damn bro, wasn't expecting you to reply seeing that your comment was 2 years old. Thanks for replying I guess lmao

  • @snake21321
    @snake21321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    1:42 the moment you realize its agent 47 ):

  • @JD-ib9zd
    @JD-ib9zd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    1:44 she does that on her own after you get the case file? Lol!

    • @dogebond6960
      @dogebond6960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Only if you said the guy committed suicide

    • @JD-ib9zd
      @JD-ib9zd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@dogebond6960 thank you!

    • @Zeppy047
      @Zeppy047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dogebond6960 how do you do that

    • @MostCedric
      @MostCedric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@Zeppy047 In the library, there is a secret room and a letter inside. Using this letter, you can manage to convince Alexa that her brother committed suicide.

    • @Zeppy047
      @Zeppy047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MostCedric thanks

  • @dogwithheadphones
    @dogwithheadphones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    6:53 what a *shocking* kill

  • @RaYaN-uc4ms
    @RaYaN-uc4ms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    3:42 oh god, i thought it was some kinda her nasty place, turns out it is the room we r all needed

  • @penguinninja1324
    @penguinninja1324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    3:14 Security Guard: “Looks like an accident” Also the security guard: *Literally watched and waited for the woman to die after being poisoned by a drink*

  • @jamarigillyard9270
    @jamarigillyard9270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    0:56 that's going in the Christmas card.

    • @nathanwise1608
      @nathanwise1608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Hope your Holiday Season is a Blast!”
      Sincerely, Mr. Rieper.

    • @jamarigillyard9270
      @jamarigillyard9270 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nathanwise1608 a lot of months away from Christmas but my holiday is a blast

  • @AbhilashGregory1985
    @AbhilashGregory1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Those assassination photos..Are Masterpieces!😂😂😂😂😂 Never laughed so hard! ROFL !

    • @LynxStarAuto
      @LynxStarAuto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice touch by the devs

  • @mrrob8263
    @mrrob8263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:53 The photobomb I’m dead 😂😂😂

  • @dacbiet
    @dacbiet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    NOW THATS WHAT YOU CALL A PHOTO BOMB 0:54

  • @user-bt1xy2ts4e
    @user-bt1xy2ts4e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    0:51 before
    0:54 after

  • @ChandlerJC
    @ChandlerJC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    the Ai is so unrealistic and emotionless when they see someone literally die in front of them

    • @heleneardleytaylor25
      @heleneardleytaylor25 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is you shoot them right in front of everybody

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really I'm sure I'd act the same way

    • @gervoh
      @gervoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rejvaik00 If you're a bodyguard and your boss just drops dead after drinking something from the bartender you're not sure you've seen before your reaction should be a bit more agressive towards said bartender and you enter lockdown. The targets we kill are all very well known and their deaths will spark something more than "Eh, that's the 10th 1% dead in an accident this month, shit happens"

    • @LynxStarAuto
      @LynxStarAuto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah the Hitman games took a more "comical relief" approach a while back. They stopped taking themselves too seriously. Still good fun tho.

  • @muggerpugger3231
    @muggerpugger3231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    2:23 not a better way to blend in than to consistently wipe the same area of a table hours on end

  • @mesousagaby740
    @mesousagaby740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    1:51 Ooookay, the feedback completely freaked me out.

  • @GodlessFiend
    @GodlessFiend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is why I love the hitman series. So many unique ways to kill a person.

  • @JoseRoberto-dk3yy
    @JoseRoberto-dk3yy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    5:31 - Even he calculated how did the body fell after the shot.

  • @FarCryfanLove
    @FarCryfanLove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:37 How the hell did that guy behind the grave not hear or see that?

  • @h.plovecraft7141
    @h.plovecraft7141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    7:10
    I always feel bad for killing her during that part.

    • @tobiasrieper7468
      @tobiasrieper7468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dubai felt bad for interrupting Grey's speech in one of the mission stories that I redid that scene

    • @mastertang4200
      @mastertang4200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The ragdoll though.

    • @frozenwolfenix4789
      @frozenwolfenix4789 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What she doing? XD

    • @vel-
      @vel- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you get here to go to that red room?

    • @rivercook8212
      @rivercook8212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vel- its just part of her routine, she goes there after having a phone call in her office

  • @heavel
    @heavel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Great intro to start the shenanigans

  • @EthanPalmer6000
    @EthanPalmer6000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    1:41 This had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @baibo_a
    @baibo_a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    alexa carlisle is the first and only target in this series i actually feel bad for killing, she is a grieving woman and could and should have died peacefully, she would not have caused much trouble anymore anyway

    • @KalashVodka175
      @KalashVodka175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      But she was a member of Providence, if she lived she would have continued the group’s activities of influencing the entire world

    • @baibo_a
      @baibo_a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@KalashVodka175 nah and that's the thing, Edwards would've seized the operations anyway

    • @GalilEdits
      @GalilEdits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@baibo_a my guy it’s a video game

    • @baibo_a
      @baibo_a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@GalilEdits idc if you're not the guy crying at movies or having feelings about a story game but I do it's part of why I enjoy playing games in the first place

    • @jsm530
      @jsm530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@baibo_a you probably think ole Bill Gates is an altruistic angel who happens to be worth billions. Just because she's old and haggard doesn't absolve her from being morally bankrupt dumbass.

  • @LiamDennehy
    @LiamDennehy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    @2:42 This has to be my favorite NPC line in the entire trilogy.

  • @frankseward7017
    @frankseward7017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    0:52 taken moments before disaster.
    6:47 why did it only effect her??

    • @usuariodesconocidoi
      @usuariodesconocidoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      6:47 she has a broken cable and water under herself, she's the only one affected
      Sorry for bad english

    • @MrFUZZYLEMON
      @MrFUZZYLEMON 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@usuariodesconocidoi Metal chair

    • @chrisriley2321
      @chrisriley2321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're right and to add onto it she wasn't touching any of them soit wouldn't have chained to their bodies

    • @huntressgaming8521
      @huntressgaming8521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@usuariodesconocidoi your English is fine

    • @usuariodesconocidoi
      @usuariodesconocidoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@huntressgaming8521 thx

  • @BestWayKilla
    @BestWayKilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    47 has the amazing ability to make all security personnel completely oblivious to anything that doesn't occur within a 3-foot radius if their current position.

  • @omkarkulkarni3644
    @omkarkulkarni3644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He's been so careful towards Madam Cartstile

  • @constantinezh7156
    @constantinezh7156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:15 LMAO that bodyguard is keeping it together like a pro.
    Like "Central? The client just got smashed by antler lustre. Over and out"

  • @luisarevalo7874
    @luisarevalo7874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    0:52 That's why it's always a good idea to take out the what?
    The blooodline.

    • @johnyshadow
      @johnyshadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You always take out the bloodline.
      - Queen of Fables
      (And probably other people.)

  • @tildengold7513
    @tildengold7513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is what we’ve needed for a long time....

  • @devxx1602
    @devxx1602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Person was died with poison and bartender still cleaning 😁😁

    • @mintie66
      @mintie66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Person was killed with poison and the bartender was still cleaning.

    • @Retrofooty177
      @Retrofooty177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mintie66 So u like correcting peaple

    • @mintie66
      @mintie66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Retrofooty177 You know it baby, also it’s people ❤️

    • @Retrofooty177
      @Retrofooty177 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mintie66 Bro ure fujed lol

    • @Retrofooty177
      @Retrofooty177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mintie66 Bro that's the best hobby

  • @woodydorn6889
    @woodydorn6889 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:53 Talk about a photobomb. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kindabratty
    @kindabratty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I think it’s time to get the file on Arthur Edwards.

  • @ARKajah
    @ARKajah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lol the detective knew it was poisoned 😂

    • @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS
      @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lookin for this comment. thats an amazing detail

  • @aomine6817
    @aomine6817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    9:03 how did that kill her lol and the second one lost consciousness from slipping on banana peel 🤦‍♂️

  • @ajromero3692
    @ajromero3692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Omg, I really didn't expect that explosion during the family portrait. I couldn't stop laughing for a solid 30 seconds.

  • @exelierxe.e
    @exelierxe.e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hitman: Cleaning 🧹
    Woman: Dieing cuz of Poison
    Hitman: Cleaning 🧹
    Also Hitman: *EVERYTHING IS FINE*

  • @MrBlkthndr
    @MrBlkthndr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:52 DAMN!

  • @Antigonethebes
    @Antigonethebes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:55
    *Shovels 2 times*
    Done

  • @venonat80
    @venonat80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Useless Guards that do nothing but stare: Oh shit we’re unemployed.

    • @JannPoo
      @JannPoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      To their defense, they were told she died the day before, so they already processed that idea.

  • @geezycity7558
    @geezycity7558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I never realized how differently every mission can turn out

  • @KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841
    @KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every ancient family home has its resident ghosts. 47 has ensured that they'll be getting more of them.

  • @ayieunboxing9438
    @ayieunboxing9438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    0:54 hahah😂🤣

  • @tonyalcrow7396
    @tonyalcrow7396 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when I first seen Alexa Carlisle commit you know what I was shock and surprised, like my jaw actually dropped

  • @TB4000
    @TB4000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:51 - easiest mission ever

  • @biancahardy-fitzke8925
    @biancahardy-fitzke8925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:48 Well I want to have the same superpower to do my homework.

  • @SAMTYLER1974
    @SAMTYLER1974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Apparently that’s Madame Carlisle taken care of ...

  • @JustADudeInTheInternet
    @JustADudeInTheInternet ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well She sure did "ligthen" the mood

  • @tranmikey7355
    @tranmikey7355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:54 47 is really making his photography business booming :))

    • @ikadekwiryawan1863
      @ikadekwiryawan1863 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hhmmm what???

    • @tranmikey7355
      @tranmikey7355 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ikadekwiryawan1863 my worst attempt at making a punny joke. Not really a success :))

    • @mysticalmagic9259
      @mysticalmagic9259 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tranmikey7355 Nah he's just not very smart.

  • @tink5488
    @tink5488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:58 that was an excellent transition - "47 is everywhere, 47 is everyone'.

  • @nolan415
    @nolan415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love when they just go full ragdoll

  • @MonsieurEldritch
    @MonsieurEldritch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:44 how did she not say “I’m not sure how to feel about that one...” you literally just slaughtered an entire family lmao

  • @BeckoningSage
    @BeckoningSage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:44 no witnesses lol

  • @SDNate760
    @SDNate760 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gardener: this is no time for jokes.
    47: pulls out banana

  • @HoOGenghisB
    @HoOGenghisB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I liked the part where Madam Carlisle was taken care of.

  • @darthbecxur7240
    @darthbecxur7240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I swear I thought the first one was just Alexa getting electrocuted. And then BOOM! I never laughed so hard in my life.

  • @SatouIlNekoPanzer
    @SatouIlNekoPanzer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:34 "i'll save you, grab my hand!"

  • @Joeyace665
    @Joeyace665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The moose chandelier had me howling

  • @dviant0056
    @dviant0056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That's most savage family picture
    I remember Jhin who's artistic killed his victims

  • @glojskippson9336
    @glojskippson9336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:33 Whoa Jesus 😭😭

  • @finn4012
    @finn4012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    No matter who they are, it seems that no one in the Hitman universe can swim

  • @thunder_wolf23
    @thunder_wolf23 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dipper: "Don't worry, man! The water's shallow! There's literally no way you can drown!"
    Hitman NPCs:
    Dipper: "Really?"

  • @samgyeopsal569
    @samgyeopsal569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:40 47 kills his not-evil twin

  • @nelwhomaster6193
    @nelwhomaster6193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:20 hitman/agent 47: no evidence, no witnesses, no alarm
    grave: why are there 3 people here?

  • @Nic-bm5lf
    @Nic-bm5lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thers literally over 100 ways too do every level in hitman 1-3 it's amazing or you can just cap everyone like the speed running community around this game is verry much worth looking into. And the sniper assassin levels from hitman 2 is great I wish io interactive would make a hole game of sniping levels the one in the prison is super eleborate verry well designed it's hilarious they work on this game for a long time and theres people that can finish all 3 games under 20 minutes

  • @BabuMosahi
    @BabuMosahi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who would have known that Family photos are this great 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thewallachianbard6975
    @thewallachianbard6975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:12 would have been cool if you could hold the gun against the pillow to use it as a silencer as you pull the trigger.
    Or were pillow-silencers just a Hollywood invention ?

    • @robertsmith6700
      @robertsmith6700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hollywood invention but then again so is the sound they use for the silencer so

  • @derrickato
    @derrickato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I laughed so hard on family photo shot 😂😂

  • @MrMechaMan
    @MrMechaMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    wtf is she saying in that pillow? xD

    • @huntressgaming8521
      @huntressgaming8521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She’s crying lol

    • @mooglare
      @mooglare 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@huntressgaming8521 do you know why she was crying?

    • @Abenson1983
      @Abenson1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mooglare because of Zachary

  • @Kagoshima66
    @Kagoshima66 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Guard: “Some crazy person kill a bunch people.”, then ignore 47 as he didn’t exist.😂

  • @Passerbys60
    @Passerbys60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    00:51 and 06:46 are my favorite.

    • @Passerbys60
      @Passerbys60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      00:51 "CARL! Did you put too much photo bomb powder again?"

  • @SylvesterLazarus
    @SylvesterLazarus ปีที่แล้ว

    Madam Carlisle sees a water puddle with a leaking gas can in the middle and says, "There's a water puddle here."
    Classic Hitman..

  • @RC-Carlos1
    @RC-Carlos1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Madame Carlisle died and came back more times than Kenny from southpark

  • @BigNick563
    @BigNick563 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The bodies, one grave. Nice shootin’, Tex

  • @hidisluis1462
    @hidisluis1462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Me when someone talks about fortnite to me, 1:42