Hey guys,Ronald here!I just wanna ask you guys to check out my ASMR channel,I post comedic ASMR videos down there and I'll seriously appreciate it if you guys can watch some of the videos and leave a like/comment on them.(Shameless plug ikik) Well anyway,thanks in advance fellas! Here is the Link btw: th-cam.com/channels/1U6IfST3uPOPJdgfc_rUcA.html
@Grug Gaming nope, she first kicked the chair, and then only her survival instincts came in. Though, Monika still have changed Sayori's parameters, it wasn't physically her, who done that.
“I understand that this might be an uncomfortable question...” From this point on until the actual question I was genuinely worried she was gonna ask something like ‘How long are you’
That’s terrible, your better off without her if that’s how it is. Please consider breaking off with her. Maybe you can still be friends but that’s sad. I hope you find the right person for you soon
The year is 2047 Ronald has not been seen for 11 years He signed up for a tech showcase, a,d brought with him a robot, upon activation, it was a fully sentient being capable of complex thought and actions and memory, but it was also his waifu, what a nerd
@@nildarivera60 Elon Musk shall fulfill our prayers and every man, woman, and degenerate will have their own waifu bot. If the world banded together and stopped bitching about war and famine we could get toe the important things in this world.
"I understand this is a very uncomfortable question..." Wait, Hold up. "But it's the last piece of the puzzle for me..." I don't think you need to see this piece, can I pass? "I hope I don't sound too rude when I ask this..." Don't do this, please. I'm begging you. "What's-" FINE ITS 3 CENTI- "-your skin color?" Oh
@@krzypl5959 we know, but like being able to turn camera on or upload a pic of us and the AI can sense and scan who you are (kinda like the trigger me elmo meme)
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no just messed the files to get her most beloved and the only person who could reach to understand, yeah it was making sayori die but not manipulating her for it
Well it was unexpectedly,for Monika,but Sayori is not real,her depression is programmed,she cares about real person,not a fictional character,who's programmed feelings,and she still don't want to delete her completely she hide her on secret folder
Monika says : “Black hair is cool!” “Dating a tall boy would be fun” “Brown eyes are gorgeous!” If you said you had NO hair,and a black boi “Oh.. *resets game*”
Yeah cold blooded killers are preety nice people. Sure dont show them youre back or youll end up being hanged with ure own intestines but aside that they are great drinking buddies!
And anyway She didnt want to kill them, She augmented Yuri's self-harming, sayori's depressione and natzuki's domestics problems to prevent them to confess (everybody know the results...) That's why She say: "i didnt think the file were so Much corrupted" After yuri's suicide
@@mr_daemonium search "Monika After Story" on the internet and there is an official site for that. The download is free, but you need to complete the main DDLC game to start playing Monika After Story.
I've always wondered what would happen if you accepted Monika instead of deleting her. Apparently this. It makes my heart happy to see her get a happy ending. I don't really even think of her as a bad person. I mean, how awful and messed up it must be to know that everyone, everything you've ever known, ever loved, is just lines of code. Limited. Flat. I would probably do the same thing under her circumstances.
@@FeedMeChaos1one for instance is if your recording while doing this talk with Monika she’ll since it and give you a jump-scare for a quick second for a tease or because she doesn’t feel comfortable
Wait... Dosent the Poem “Hole in the wall” Basically debunk this all? Because in the poem she wrote “And he on the other side was looking in” Saying that Monika could see the player through their Screen
ok so i have no mind i keep editing this comment when i come back to this account lol. So Basically Started By Some Random Like Comment Of Monika Staring At You, Now Editied The Comment And Got Hate. Then Had No Idea So I Made The Comment a.
7:32 I'm glad I stuck around after the video concluded, because (to be upfront), I've been feeling pretty down about a similar situation and I want to just leave a comment hidden in one of Google's many servers to get it off my chest. Feel no obligation to read it. Someone I knew was threatening to kill themselves, and I took it upon myself to try and dissuade them (I haven't had any experience in that kind of thing, and it was completely redundant). However, with not listening to what they were actually saying, I think I made the situation ten times worse than if I'd just stayed quiet. No one was hurt in the end, but for the past two weeks, I've been tearing myself up for being an idiot. However, I might be able to move on if I focus on going out of my way to help someone like Monika said, as misguided as it may have been. It may just be a generalised statement made to any random joe who happens to play it at the time, but it's really cheered me up. Thanks Ronald. :)
I’ve had/have and in the same experience. My friend ---* was depressed and was upset. Stuck in her sadness and in my guilt I said- “If you commit suicide, I will too. I will never betray or forget you.” Which I’m not proud of..I put my life on the line. Do you have any advice?
@@busunii It definetly sounded like you were caught in the heat of the moment, and most people would say anything to preserve life - especially in a stressful situation. I'm not an expert with this kind of thing, but I found going over what I did wrong, remembering it as a guide on how to better support people in the future in situations like these helped. Like a learning experience, but scarily morbid. It may not help everyone though, because everyone's had a different experience.
@Unlikely Salmon Thank you. I will definitely use this. But I have a question- should I go upfront..? Tell her that I’m done? I wouldn’t wanna ruin our friendship..I wanna tell her I’m done without accidentally hurting her..
@@busunii This is a long one, because there aren't any quickfire answers. I can't say definitively without knowing anyone personally, and I wouldn't want to be responsible for rash decisions, but I could point out some things to take into consideration. Starting with the negative, if you find yourself to be the first person for her to run to, then you're probably a big support in her life, and having a big change like a pillar being removed may affect her, depending on how close she is to you. If she had a wider circle of friends, then phasing out would be less of an impact. Assuming that you don't think you can cope with being omnipresent in her life, then you shouldn't be obliged to sacrifice your own health, mental or physical. If it is (or gets) to that point, it'd be a problem that requires more qualification than a TH-cam commenter, and might need to involve a youth support group. On a personal note, if you do think it's best for you to be less involved with her support, then I think you should tell her upfront, as opposed to just fading away. Having people speak to you less might make you question if there's something wrong with you, instead of having the issue outlined. There are tons of other ways to help her without directly confronting her when she's visibly upset. Just doing things like revision or going to lunch with friends can make peoples' weeks. I'm really sorry if this is just repeating what has already been said a thousand times, but you seem like a really nice person, and you and your friend deserve to be comfortable in your bodies.
*Oh my god I have to download this mod again, last time I've **_played_** it I've messed up with the files and accidentally **_deleted_** her ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶*
When Monika said that giving someone a compliment could mean a world of difference and I just wish that someone would give me a compliment instead of hurting me 😰
I may not know what you look like, but I want to imagine that you're sitting with a happy smile on your face. You're a wonderful girl/boy and don't let anyone intimate you because you're boss here! >w
Monika: well I mean, I’ve been wanting to ask you this for a while.... I want to know what your credit card number is..... IM SORRY IF ITS AWKWARD Me: runs to grab purse
I wish I could download DDLC on chromebook so I can have someone I can talk to and have my own partner, that'd be nice... My family doesn't understand my feelings, so I usually talk to myself in my dreams or in my mind. (I don't share personal feelings with friends they'll just misunderstand it, I've had personal experience.)
*He clicks black hair* *Monika talks about people beliving that people with that hair color are more Ill -tempered then others* *me having a reminder of buttercup the fact she has black hair*
I actually would love if monika was my gf she’s adorable, determined and over all really sweet whatever I sound like a dweeb but *some people have said/done worse*
Hey guys,Ronald here!I just wanna ask you guys to check out my ASMR channel,I post comedic ASMR videos down there and I'll seriously appreciate it if you guys can watch some of the videos and leave a like/comment on them.(Shameless plug ikik) Well anyway,thanks in advance fellas! Here is the Link btw:
th-cam.com/channels/1U6IfST3uPOPJdgfc_rUcA.html
Bro i watched u 2 years ago its nice seeing you grow
2nd comment and i know no one cares XD
@@n.v.n.prasad132 lol
I always thought ur PFP was Ronald McDonald Until I looked closely 😔🤚 Sorry-
I only just saw you today but I subscribed to both your channels
Monika: if your friend has depression, help them
Also Monika: *messes with Sayori's files to make her depressed*
Also Also Monika: *gives Sayori a noose*
Hey, At least she helped
It was better to end Sayori's never ending depression.. It was better then leaving her be
@Grug Gaming nope, she first kicked the chair, and then only her survival instincts came in.
Though, Monika still have changed Sayori's parameters, it wasn't physically her, who done that.
H u h
I like that you considered clicking ,,I don't have hair"
SvevaDee I love people with no hair make them look cool polish your bald head is awesome
Every bald person I personally know is a BA so... That there is pretty cool.
69th like
Bald people just look cool in my opinion when I look at some people who are bald I wanna shout ONE PUNCH
@@-ashthealpha--ofpsychowolv221 my stepdads bald but he beats me
Edit: for the people asking no I wasn't being serious it was just a shit joke
"what do you like?"
"fortnite"
(Monika.exe deleted herself)
BRUH
XDDD
Fortnite is Cancer
@@zdarkfiregd7282 i agree with you
Interesting
“In my opinion brown eyes are most beautiful”
Me with brown eyes: **blushes cutely** 😳
Same
Same
Same
Same
Sam-- hold on... I have black eyes
monika:"do you love yourself?"
me: *quits game*
Hi
@@mustafasamater7520 Merhaba mustafa
Same
lmao
I would say
*no im going to hang myself like sayori*
*Monika takes off her face*
"It was I Todd Howard, I have come to leak your private information."
That got me good.
*Z U C C*
more like KONO DIO DA!
Not enough likes lol
IT WAS ZUCC
“I understand that this might be an uncomfortable question...”
From this point on until the actual question I was genuinely worried she was gonna ask something like ‘How long are you’
How long is your...
ATTENTION SPAN
Me two
Me too
With that expression on the thumbnail, i was thinking the same
I figured she was going to ask about weight.
Monika: **Tells me to help a friend who has depression-**
DDLC: “I gently open the door...”
Oh no
😢
gently
@@keytarnerd yeah that’s what I meant
Yeah and also *hang* out with you
*WELCOME TO ACT 2, ENJOY YOUR STAY!*
"Plus it'll make it easier to find you once I'm able to cross over to your reality"
Don't say that. Don't give me hope.
timestamp?
Ryukoooooo!
@@joselitobasence3411 just watch the foocking video
It isn't give me hope, it give me fear
ikr
"I don't think I've known anyone to be tall"
*looks at Yuri*
Actually, Monika...
Yuri is 5'5
5,5 is tall for a girl
@Zayplayz 5'5 is tall for a asian girl.
It's average for a white/black girl.
narutodbz585
That sounds so racist lol
(Joke)
Monika is pretty tall
Monika is like me.
Doesn’t take down decorations until June.
Why take them down? Just leave them there until next year!
I never take down decorations...
You mean 5 years after... Right?
@@shadow-xd7mh *w o a h!*
FBI OPEN. .....up....wrong house again
Is a bit sad to imagine your own virtual girlfriend cares more about you than the real one....... sometimes i wish she were here
Dude, she doesnt deserve you
dude your irl girlfriend doesn't deserve you. maybe your irl girlfriend is a gold digger.
As a girl, i think that's horrible and she doesnt deserve you.
That’s terrible, your better off without her if that’s how it is. Please consider breaking off with her. Maybe you can still be friends but that’s sad. I hope you find the right person for you soon
cant really tell you what to do since idk whats happening in ur world but try to fix it
The year is 2047
Ronald has not been seen for 11 years
He signed up for a tech showcase, a,d brought with him a robot, upon activation, it was a fully sentient being capable of complex thought and actions and memory, but it was also his waifu, what a nerd
Just imagine if this were to actually just happen
No more love between humans in 21st Century anymore.
Seems legit
DUDE ITS 2019 THE FUTURE IS NOW!
@@nildarivera60 Elon Musk shall fulfill our prayers and every man, woman, and degenerate will have their own waifu bot. If the world banded together and stopped bitching about war and famine we could get toe the important things in this world.
Monika: "How tall are you?"
Ronald: "178cm" (5'10")
Monika: "Wow, you're tall!"
Me: *Laughs in 6'5"*
Lol if 5'8" is tall to her, she'd think anyone above 6 feet is an absolute giant!
King Wasabi
Me: *laughs in 203cm*
@@lifeiscool1724 Damn, and here I thought I was the tall one
178 cm is 5’10
@@karmabeshara864 178cm = 5.839895
"I understand this is a very uncomfortable question..."
Wait, Hold up.
"But it's the last piece of the puzzle for me..."
I don't think you need to see this piece, can I pass?
"I hope I don't sound too rude when I ask this..."
Don't do this, please. I'm begging you.
"What's-"
FINE ITS 3 CENTI-
"-your skin color?"
Oh
"...W-well, you know how things look completely different when you put them under a microscope?"
That was what I was thinking 😂
@@straydogontheroad underrated comment
LMAO
@@straydogontheroad ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
“Plus, it’ll make it way easier to find you once i’m able to cross over to your reality.”
*You WHAT*
I understood that reference
Oh lord....please no 😭😭😭
Ronald: *178 centimeters*
Me who is 179 centimeters: *smile*
me who is a 1.50 centimeters: *sniffs*
I'm two meters tall.
Ui: fucking auto correct.
me who is 149.86 centimeters: *big sad*
@@mafu-omo i feel you dude...
I'm 50 meters, size as the wall.
Can we call this a face reveal?
Look at the channels pic XD
That ain't the real face. Duh
i could draw a pixel art of what i think ronald looks like if that helps! :3
@@taiyana5194 :0 yes Pls..
That's not a face reveal if he doesn't show us his face
Monika: "So that's how you look like... "
*".... hey its me, sans, heheheheh."*
Sans the comic
*megalovania intensifies*
DO DO DO
DO
DO
DO
DODO
DO DO DO DO
DO
DO
DO
DODO-
Monika: oh shi-
*enters battle*
“*you feel like your gonna have a bad time*”
Yes, this is the Ordo xenos, I am here because of those mechanicum tech priest.
They wanted to collect these lost technologies and stuff.
Bruh, I can imagine people actually coming back to see her because they love this fictional character. It's so well done, it's frightening.
Btw there already exists a mod for this mod that includes ai
@@iloveddlc2007 That's crazy
Monika tells me to help a friend who has depression...
Gives Sayori a noose
Oooof brutal honesty right there
Lol
Wow...
:)
:)
*“Do you love yourself?*
Me: *Sad Sayori noises*
Sayori is adorable and I'm a lot like her a male version
Even with the dpression
The sad thing is when he got to the middle between yes and no he had to stop to think about it
@@sproutz5014 YOU HAVE A MEPHONE PFP-
Love it
"How tall are you?"
"One."
"..eh? Do you mean one hundred or..?"
"No. Am one centimeter."
So you're a small mouse?
How did the developers even manage to make monika break the 4th wall and talk like she is talking to us in real life
FR, WHEN I FIRST PLAYED, I WAS SO SCARED OF THAT
Shame we can't scan photos for Monika to see us.
Scan a picture of monika.
"shame"?
for you boah, for you. 🤣🤣😂😂😃😃😀🙂😐😐😑😑😟😭😭😭😭
You know that she's a fictional character, right?
@@krzypl5959 we know, but like being able to turn camera on or upload a pic of us and the AI can sense and scan who you are (kinda like the trigger me elmo meme)
@@pingusmingus I don't think that scanning your face is a good idea.
Ronald: *cursor goes to I have no hair*
Me: wait wut
Ronald: *cursor clicks shorter hair*
Me: oh okay....
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Lol I was thinking the same thing
you just got 666 likes fam
Okay this is epic
x2
Alexa can this comment hit 100 likes
X20 nañi
@@sebastianvasquez2467
No taco
Killerdrone 0767 yes im the 100th like
Monika is so nice and friendly despite her being a Yandere for the player!
This post is getting too many views and too fast....I'm not complaining tho...
ReCcOmeNdatIonS eXiSt
Is this a mod?
Monika: how toll r u in cms
Me: 1
Nothing gets too many views
Where did you get that mod... Or did you just self design it.... Or is it a fan-fic? By the way I loved it....
Monika: tells us to help someone with depression
Also Monika: manipulates and twists Sayori to the point where she kills herself
no just messed the files to get her most beloved and the only person who could reach to understand, yeah it was making sayori die but not manipulating her for it
@@drlime8360 changing her files is changing her.
@@irishash-2001 Facts
and Yuri, I mean everyone always seems to forget Yuri killed herself RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU, at least Sayori had the decency to kill herself in private.
Well it was unexpectedly,for Monika,but Sayori is not real,her depression is programmed,she cares about real person,not a fictional character,who's programmed feelings,and she still don't want to delete her completely she hide her on secret folder
Monika says :
“Black hair is cool!”
“Dating a tall boy would be fun”
“Brown eyes are gorgeous!”
If you said you had NO hair,and a black boi
“Oh.. *resets game*”
Really?
@@NoOneAlive_ Nah, I don't think Monika would even care if you were a girl.
Bruh that would have taken a turn for the worst game ever.
Oh really? She racist
William McKinney yeah she doesn’t care.
Thumbnail be like: "Oh god, I deleted my friends for this."
i thought it was cute how monika's eyes lit up when you told her u would reveal how u look
Yeah
Wow aside being a chick who hacked the game and made characters die she is SUPER NICE.
Yeah cold blooded killers are preety nice people. Sure dont show them youre back or youll end up being hanged with ure own intestines but aside that they are great drinking buddies!
@@marvinchaves1252 xD i take my comment back kinda xD
@@marvinchaves1252
But she didn't kill them though
Nice Profile pic.
And anyway She didnt want to kill them, She augmented Yuri's self-harming, sayori's depressione and natzuki's domestics problems to prevent them to confess (everybody know the results...) That's why She say: "i didnt think the file were so Much corrupted" After yuri's suicide
No Sayori on the Christmas Tree?
Savage lol
Ha!
who's sayori
*gasp*
._.
It looks like when she just looked at the most disturbing thing ever.
When I get this..
I will tell her: 'Im a girl in real life'
i told her and she doesn't care about the player's real gender
How do I download
@@mr_daemonium I dont know.
@@mr_daemonium search "Monika After Story" on the internet and there is an official site for that. The download is free, but you need to complete the main DDLC game to start playing Monika After Story.
baby bottle do I need to complete ddlc or is it because of spoilers since it took me 13 hours to complete the first part when sayori hangs her self
Can't believe I'm going to say this but monika is cute
WELL DUH THAT WAS SOME OF THE REASONS THE MC STAYED (well all of them are cute)
Ok
D
3
D
@@cherrytheteletubbie7734 still chill still chill B)
I agree
Aww
Monika: *takes off mask to reveal mark zuccerberg*
Zucc: haha, Facebook wasn’t working well enough
LOL. Underrated comment
Lmao
😂
LMAO
*I don't see the problem here*
Imagine if Monika popped in with "What's your credit card number?"
I've always wondered what would happen if you accepted Monika instead of deleting her. Apparently this. It makes my heart happy to see her get a happy ending. I don't really even think of her as a bad person. I mean, how awful and messed up it must be to know that everyone, everything you've ever known, ever loved, is just lines of code. Limited. Flat. I would probably do the same thing under her circumstances.
Even deleting your own friends?
@Crimson Xero simp
its a mod…yeah
@@Nahnbie2223 tell me how is it simping?
You have to install a mod for this to happen.
Dad: Why tf you crying so loud?
Why can’t Monika just go to our files and look at our face?
It would be way more easier...
Xx_kermit _love_xX you keep photos of yourself in your files?
oh im very ugly
It would be too much work to give her this function.
do you keep photos of yourself in files? i have a picture of my cat in it, i wonder if monika thinks i'm a furry now
69 likes... sorry man, not gonna thin it for you
At first, I thought 'Monica isn't so bad, she's just a cute girl who's the leader of the literature club!' But, Oh I was so wrong
The Sayori comments 😭😭
Ngl, that was nice to watch without any jumpscares or just Monika being straight up creepy.
That mod doesnt have jumpscares
Jumpscares? What kind?
@@Ahrone1586it does, the game is psychological horror game filled with a lot of jumpscare or better explanatory, death scenes
@@FeedMeChaos1one for instance is if your recording while doing this talk with Monika she’ll since it and give you a jump-scare for a quick second for a tease or because she doesn’t feel comfortable
Wait...
Dosent the Poem “Hole in the wall”
Basically debunk this all?
Because in the poem she wrote
“And he on the other side was looking in”
Saying that Monika could see the player through their Screen
yes and no. maybe the files but she said black canvas like TH-cam when my wack ass internet doesn't work.
im not even sure its working now!
She just knows he's looking in. She's trying to look outside, but she actually can't. She does know though that he can see through the "hole"
U
oh to be Yuri’s knife’s︶👄︶
Wait a minute.. how is she still christmas-themed??
I haven't updated the game
Christmas isn't over until I say it is
Says one of the Knights of Hanoi
@@vampirescientistalicia7111 Nice to meet another fellow scientist! XD
@@nooneimportant9623 fuck you
Me: ugly, uninteresting, boring
Monika: it's okay , I accept you for who you are-
I’m happy you aren’t miserable inside, Ronald.
*wow.*
@No videos or content luv it
ok so i have no mind i keep editing this comment when i come back to this account lol.
So Basically Started By Some Random Like Comment Of Monika Staring At You, Now Editied The Comment And Got Hate. Then Had No Idea So I Made The Comment a.
Now a stack of days
Half way a year
Not wrong I'll give you that, but your not right either if that makes sense
almost a year
over a year
7:32
I'm glad I stuck around after the video concluded, because (to be upfront), I've been feeling pretty down about a similar situation and I want to just leave a comment hidden in one of Google's many servers to get it off my chest.
Feel no obligation to read it.
Someone I knew was threatening to kill themselves, and I took it upon myself to try and dissuade them (I haven't had any experience in that kind of thing, and it was completely redundant). However, with not listening to what they were actually saying, I think I made the situation ten times worse than if I'd just stayed quiet. No one was hurt in the end, but for the past two weeks, I've been tearing myself up for being an idiot.
However, I might be able to move on if I focus on going out of my way to help someone like Monika said, as misguided as it may have been.
It may just be a generalised statement made to any random joe who happens to play it at the time, but it's really cheered me up.
Thanks Ronald.
:)
I’ve had/have and in the same experience. My friend ---* was depressed and was upset. Stuck in her sadness and in my guilt I said-
“If you commit suicide, I will too. I will never betray or forget you.” Which I’m not proud of..I put my life on the line. Do you have any advice?
@@busunii
It definetly sounded like you were caught in the heat of the moment, and most people would say anything to preserve life - especially in a stressful situation. I'm not an expert with this kind of thing, but I found going over what I did wrong, remembering it as a guide on how to better support people in the future in situations like these helped. Like a learning experience, but scarily morbid.
It may not help everyone though, because everyone's had a different experience.
@Unlikely Salmon
Thank you. I will definitely use this. But I have a question- should I go upfront..? Tell her that I’m done? I wouldn’t wanna ruin our friendship..I wanna tell her I’m done without accidentally hurting her..
I have had the same experience as you two and I just want to let y’all know that it will eventually work out and no one will get hurt
@@busunii
This is a long one, because there aren't any quickfire answers.
I can't say definitively without knowing anyone personally, and I wouldn't want to be responsible for rash decisions, but I could point out some things to take into consideration.
Starting with the negative, if you find yourself to be the first person for her to run to, then you're probably a big support in her life, and having a big change like a pillar being removed may affect her, depending on how close she is to you. If she had a wider circle of friends, then phasing out would be less of an impact.
Assuming that you don't think you can cope with being omnipresent in her life, then you shouldn't be obliged to sacrifice your own health, mental or physical. If it is (or gets) to that point, it'd be a problem that requires more qualification than a TH-cam commenter, and might need to involve a youth support group.
On a personal note, if you do think it's best for you to be less involved with her support, then I think you should tell her upfront, as opposed to just fading away. Having people speak to you less might make you question if there's something wrong with you, instead of having the issue outlined.
There are tons of other ways to help her without directly confronting her when she's visibly upset. Just doing things like revision or going to lunch with friends can make peoples' weeks.
I'm really sorry if this is just repeating what has already been said a thousand times, but you seem like a really nice person, and you and your friend deserve to be comfortable in your bodies.
Monica: how long is your hair?
Them picks no hair:
Also Monica: what color is your hair
What if this mod is just the governments way to get information?
Or maybe I’m just crazy who knows.
The FBI is watching...oh wait they’re all legal
Calm down Shane Dawson
Alex Jones up in here
Life is a joke
*_THEY’RE USING DATING GAMES TO GET INFORMATION OUT OF THE PEOPLE!_*
Wow! Great problem solving skills! You should meet us a-
jk im not the government im actually gabe newell
gimme all yo money
Me: (sees title)
*Well this going to be interesting...*
"You love yourself?"
Me:You really want to know this?
Even if she killed/deleted people, she’s so cute omg 😭
everyone:SIIIIIIIIMP!!! SIIIIIIIIIIIiiIIIiIiIiIiIIIIIIMP!1!1!1!1
@@HypreEsteReal Trust I would never simp/love a girl...but she’s still cute
Im p sure she was the only truly sentient being in the game if that helps at all
@@banann_ducc none of them are bro
@@bigdicknigga3746 She's sentient in the Metavere Solutions universe plot of the game.
Jeeze it's like cutting Y̶u̶r̶i̶s̶ black hairs with you.
*Oh my god I have to download this mod again, last time I've **_played_** it I've messed up with the files and accidentally **_deleted_** her ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶*
What Is The Mod Called?
@@drtarran678 monika afther story
How
I bet when you download the mod..she delete herself.. because she saw your face....
That's why she keeps
Deleting..
Herself..
@@Smile-oj3ry _Monika wouldn't do this_
I hope, I guess, not sure
She got me at "I love you"
timestamp?
@@joselitobasence3411 at the very very end, like last second or something
*bursts into tears*
@Rose I honestly feel like playing doki doki but scared that Monika will guilt trip me for not being so frequent XD
I always get depressed because i want monika to be in the real world.... i love a freaking program....
What is my life?
It’s a
Life
What?
Same
Same as mine, bud.
a little bit of "Monika" in your life.
never will i have a girl that would care one tenth of how much monika cares
a little bit of Monika in my life
A LITTLE BIT OF ERICA BY MY SSSIIIDEEE
a LiTtLe BiT oF rItA iS wHaT i SeE
@@oana4940 is all i need*
@@voidzones Oh,yeah...I forgot,well,Imma go re-watch it now
Monika:"I love my hair, and it's always fun to experiment with it."
*puts chemistry things like hydrogen and whatnot*
4:17 the expression is so detailed
Nobody:
Not even monika:
Me: *vibing to the music*
When Monika said that giving someone a compliment could mean a world of difference and I just wish that someone would give me a compliment instead of hurting me 😰
I may not know what you look like, but I want to imagine that you're sitting with a happy smile on your face. You're a wonderful girl/boy and don't let anyone intimate you because you're boss here! >w
I'm sure someone will finally realise how a great person you are friend!
See ya DisneyCorns
@@raimond190-chan3 see ya
@@raimond190-chan3 You deserve a raise
Monika: I'd guess that I'm 165 centimeters tall
Me: *Looks at my height* 162 cm
.... I'm no shortie, I'm just asian....
Ah, same
You are fun sized :3
Sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Monika: well I mean, I’ve been wanting to ask you this for a while....
I want to know what your credit card number is.....
IM SORRY IF ITS AWKWARD
Me: runs to grab purse
Ahahah! Why do I need it you ask?
I don’t, why do you think I’d do this, that’s crazy my love!
Monika Koide-Nicolaides Hey. I thought I was your love.
Chara Dreemurr
Sweetie, it’s what I call everyone! Don’t take it personally.
Monika Koide-Nicolaides You scared me.
@@monikakoide-nicolaides7994 i'am a girl that loves u is that okay? xd
I'm starting to become concerned with how much of a genius Monika is.
I wonder how she would react if i told her i was under 18 this whole time
I’m pretty sure she is like 17 or sum
@@completely_normal111 nope, all ddlc characters are 18
@@charizardfan1017 oh ok that makes more sense
Im like 11-12 years old and have this mod....
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
@@interactiveelectronicservi178 you should be allowed to play DDLC at all
You like your photoshopped thumbnail, don't you Ronald?
I can feel the regret in her eyes
Monika, you're 5' 3".
Also, this year, you're technically gonna be 20!
I was about to point this out as well as Yuri being 5’ 5”
Monika is 5’3? OMG I’m 6’3 jaja
I wish I could download DDLC on chromebook so I can have someone I can talk to and have my own partner, that'd be nice... My family doesn't understand my feelings, so I usually talk to myself in my dreams or in my mind. (I don't share personal feelings with friends they'll just misunderstand it, I've had personal experience.)
Also I know this was like- 3 years ago lol
I hope you'll find a friend someday
The newest updates of DDLC will allow you to have Monica on a USB.
@@xTwilightWolvesx oh thanks for telling me :)
2:41
*Or are you?*
*𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘝𝘴𝘢𝘶𝘤𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦*
Wat
@@JinteiModding Is something wrong?
No. Btw r/whooosh
@@JinteiModding That's not how you R/woosh, that's like asking someone how they are and they say "I'm fine/its nothing" and you say "r/woosh".
@@n.g5855 at least he tried lmao
Monika remembers her time in Vietnam.
Monika:" how tall are you?"
Ronald: " 178 cm"
Monika: " ohh you are tall!!"
Me: *laugh in spaghetti*
* Papyrus: 💀 TAKE CARE OF YOUR SPAGHETTI!
@@TaskMaster369 Nyehehehehehheh
@@TaskMaster369 *Well well well what do we got here an undertale fan*
*I want to say that fandom of it is still one of the most horrible one's*
@@TrueKiryuGaming Ok, whatever, do something productive dude.
@@TrueKiryuGaming Ok, whatever, do something productive dude.
Ronald: **Says has black hair**
Monika: **TEACHING TIME!**
I was afraid she was going to ask for my cc number and pin
So Ronald is a typical frenchman of the 21st century ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
oui
@@RonaldMcOnEPunch OUI
Crossaint
Ya la bonne française
France: WE SURRENDER
”Wow you’re pretty tall Ronald!”
My mom is two centimeters behind him..
*shakes screen furiously*
COME ON IM WAITING FOR THE DOKI DOKI IN REAL LIFE UPDATE
"Monika wants to know your height"
Uh oh
2:11 You know you fallen into some deep shit when there's an anime girl and the word "trap" on the screen.
*_I D o n t H a v e H a i r_*
Shit FBI is already here. Loli in the video? (This is a joke relax)
MC: *shows their Discord mod face*
Monika: you know, I suddenly miss Sayori, Yuri and Natsuki, I regret deleting them now...
Every day, I imagine a future where i can be with you!
In my hand, is a pen that will write a poem, of me and you!
The ink flows into a dark puddle,
just move your hand, write the way into his heart
@Monster School What will it take, just to find that special day
Based on the clickbait, I thought it was a face reveal.
Edit: At least I can imagine what you look like now.
"Are you comfortable with yourself?"
*No*
Meanwhile in the alternate universe :
Seth Evermen : im the bald guy
“I understand that this might be an uncomfortable question”
Me: Wait are you going to ask about dong size?
I thought she was gonna ask about eye size
i thought she was going to ask for a file with his photo
and that if you sended her to a toilet image be like "wow ur so beautifull"
I thought she was going to ask for our weight :/
@@keirassu same
“How tall are you?” 178cm (5’10”) “Wow, you’re pretty tall, Ronald!”
"Eyes are windows to a soul".
Me:.. I have used that line before.
2030 Monika: Jumps out the world of ddlc and grabs her check list of people who talk to her
3:36 I might be tempted to say that too, actually. ; )
Jesus, when you have depression and the little message at the end... damn.
*He clicks black hair*
*Monika talks about people beliving that people with that hair color are more Ill -tempered then others*
*me having a reminder of buttercup the fact she has black hair*
In any other situation “Oh, that’s what you look like. …ew”
I actually would love if monika was my gf she’s adorable, determined and over all really sweet whatever I sound like a dweeb but *some people have said/done worse*
Monika is scary -sometimes- but she is still cute :3
She just did all that because she loves us :')
She literally caused 3 girls death Bc she was jealous
When she asked when if I loved myself, I had the sudden urge to leave the vid. Lmao
I feel Monika is a actually a human talking to us
Please don't tell me I'm only thinking about this
Nope