The weak sack of flesh and bone already hit, the weak sack of flesh and bone already wounded... the weak sack of flesh and bone is waiting for you to realise you failed your save, that your last wound is gone, and that you and your army of monsters are all already dead.
Tbf, the Guard can reliably handle 90% of the battles in 40k. We see Astartes saving them because they're showing up to the rare battles the Guard actually needs help in.
Honestly? True Most things, like Orks, random xenos, uprisings and the like are put down silently, be it by the quiet shot of a gaurdsmen, the unnoticed gunshot from a PDF trooper or planetary security, or quick strike from an axe of a devotee of machine god Countlesd wars occur and end by the efforts of the unnoticed, it is only when the great hordes arrive do the likes of astartes are needed
@@kostakatsoulis2922guardsmen have fought against everything. Orcs demons space marines they still win a lot of battles Sure they may lose but one loss isn't the end of the war Death corpse Kraig are willing to charge space marines of chaos It's not depending on what they're fighting. It's depending on what the guardsmen are fighting for
@@captainfordo6142 okay, but it also depends a lot on what you're. Orks? Yeah, you have a half-decent chance of coming out on top. Tyranids? Probably not. Cultists or plain rebels? Odds are pretty good unless they have some actual Chaotic support backing them.
In life, war In death, peace In life, shame In death, atonement We inherit a cursed bloodline, tainted by rebellion, and we will fight for the emperor, the mountains of corpses serving as sacrifices for the good of Krieg
It could be a Harlequin. Those dudes have been known to be surprisingly chill with Humans. They'll even show up on Human worlds sometimes just to perform and peace out.
„For all their faults your less cousins have to be respected for their defiance at the least. Look at your defiles form Mon-kheig you believe yourself their better but you are weaker in your will than all those lowly things you slay. You broke all your oaths and fell for the great enemy so easily. We didn‘t see what we did, but you knew… you new and fell willingly and blindly as only humans can. I find your kin distasteful creature, but I find you disgusting.“
You entirely missed the point of the entire game if you think warhammer isn't satire. Hell, the CREATORS OF WARHAMMER said that everyone in 40k is evil.
@@Probably_Satan_NGL Even though 40k is a satire, I think this is the one exception where ignoring that is okay. Every person on Earth deserves to feel that them being just a fallible and brittle being is what makes is great. It's one of the most inspiring notions I ever thought about, and it deserves to be spread.
@@Probably_Satan_NGLthere is good in evil acts and evil in good acts. I would say this exemplifies a more noble aspect of the Imperium. That being the selfless dedication and indomitable spirit of those who defend the Imperium with mass produced weapons and disposable equipment. For the safety and lives of those you love, how much would you sacrifice?
@@ChadVulpesthe indomitable human spirit is our greatest strength and one that we should scream defiantly into the void of a cold and uncaring universe
I would kill for a Lamenters series fighting desperately aside the guard to save every last man possible. Only for them to sacrifice themselves to save the lamenters.
As someone with a guard army is nice to see there aren’t only Krieg animations, although it’s weird to me that some people forget that, at *minimum*, men and women are enlisted.
In a world of super soldiers, undead Egyptian space terminators, 1000 year old elven space wizards, 8ft tall mushrooms bred for war and literal daemons, the most fearless and badass warrior is the normal human caught way outside their depth. What makes them special isn’t their strength or powers, it’s their choice to stand defiant against the likes of gods and monsters. They are weaker, and that makes it all the more special when they win.
"For 10,000 years the hearts of men have stood united against a galaxy that despises them for no reason, save that they have the AUDACITY not to lay down and DIE." Damn... that hits... that hits so fucking hard.
I immagine the scene being a chaos astartes moking a salamander on his guradsmen allies, and the astartes is heard by everyone on the battlefield, and pointing out that they are in the same war but with the difference being that the astartes are made for this, humans are not, but they still fight together. I just love immagining an angel of the emperor say that he believes in you, every guardsman on that battlefield woult turn into a Primarch on the spot.
The Emperor of Mankind is the Light and the Way, and all his actions are for the benefit of mankind, which is his people. The Emperor is God and God is the Emperor, so it is taught in the Lectio Divinitatus, and above all things, the Emperor will protect...
Humans are the most efficiently built intelligent organism possible, the greatest things ever if you will. Despite what some may try and argue, not even a machine can compare to the potential of the human body
I know we already have a couple 40k games but it feels like none truly hit it home at least for me I think we need one where you play as a space marine or a Kraig soldier and your part of a army not turn base not whatever you call dark tide something like bolting a first person shooter but on a bigger scale I’m not sure about all the details but something like helldivers I suppose or ryson son of Rome
In battle, I shall take the lives of ten traitors before I shall be allowed to rest. The curs were who damned Krieg to it's fate, and me to mine. I shall deliver their punishment in kind, or face my Commissar's blade. For every day of my worthless life that I toil in the factorums or fight on our blackened fields, I near my absolution in His eyes. To give my life for Him is to cleanse myself of the sins of my forefathers. My only purpose is to die in the name of He who our forefathers had forsaken so long ago. My body is as expendable as a bullet, and I shall pave the way to victory. Over the hills we shall march and in every battle we shall maintain our lines. In His eyes, our cleamency can only be bought through the sacrifice of us sons of Krieg, on the fields of mankind's struggles. We are not heroes; we are only the tool to see ends gained. Our blood greases the cogs of war and our bodies fuel the machine's vessel. My body shall be laid to rest within the fields of war, as had those of millions of men before me. A shell hole shall be my grave, and the blasted mountains shall form my headstone. No man, from the enlistees of the Hives to our highest general, is worthy of any other fate. All my family works to see Krieg one day freed of its sins, when He sees fit that we have been absolved of the Council of Traitors' sins. Until then, our lives shall be spent creating the arms that our brothers shall use or to die for Him. Our bodies are expendenable for our home's exoneration. In His name, we shall fight. In His name, let none survive. In His name, we shall die. In life, war. In death, peace. In life, shame. In death, atonement.
You would laugh.. Monster But let me remind you within that weak sack of meat and bone, uncared for by his god and wept for by none.. Beats a heart.. A human heart that carries with it the strength and courage of all mankind within the sack of meat in sconce The hope, The will, And the fury of every man women and child from every corner of the Imprerium, Within that weak sack of meat festooned in thin armor and weapons only powerful in numbers BEATS THE HEART OF A MAN, and FOR 10,000 YEARS The hearts of men have beaten strongly in defiance of your so called powers, for 10,000 years the hearts of men have stood united against a galaxy that despises them for no reason say that they have the audacity not to lay down and die FOR 10,00 YEARS, YOUR BLACK CRUSADES HAVE BEEN PUSHED BACK, BEATEN DOWN AND MADE A MOCKERY OF BY WEAK SACKS OF FLESH WITH CHEAP WEAPONS AND DISPOSABLE EQUIPMENT. That weak sack of flesh that so gleefully mock is no super soldier, no immortal warrior No creature cast by chaos like YOU!.. He is a man, an Imperial Guardsman, drawn from some forgotten corner of the Imperium to fight his species and for the safety of the people he loves, He's a factory worker, a farmer, a storekeeper, a father, a brother, a son, a mere man.. and against creatures like you teaming and numberless powered by a very will of a thirsting god.. HE HOLDS THE LINE LINE, and he has held the line for 10,000 years.. So.. What's your excuse..? Monster
I can imagine a non-corrupted Man of Iron that's still kicking saying this to a CSM while basically shaking off Bolter rounds. Which sounds rad as hell, ngl
The original dialogue is taken from a warhammer reddit thread. It started with an anon playing a Chaos Marine mocking the Guardsman and the Imperium, and the above speech is from another anon being the Guardsman.
Lovecrafian horrors beyond Comprehension vs the indomitable human spirit
That spirit does not belong to a human, it belongs to a _man_
When faced with the incomprehensible, man is given two choices: to go mad, or GET MAD
Sounds fair enough to me
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY
"Good, we're evenly matched" the master chief said whilst slamming another clip into his ma5b
A Chaplain says this and all Guardsmen will be hitting on 2s
A Custodes says this a guardsman will be hitting on ones.
Wounding on 4s with lethal wounds
The weak sack of flesh and bone already hit, the weak sack of flesh and bone already wounded... the weak sack of flesh and bone is waiting for you to realise you failed your save, that your last wound is gone, and that you and your army of monsters are all already dead.
Nah, hitting on 1s and rerolling on 1s
God, naturallyRP is so good
Nah, this is way too good to be natural, this had to have been scripted
@@M1Autisticnah bro that's the TH-camr name
@@M1Autisticthe audio is from a channel called “naturally rp voiceover”
For the imperium, for the emperor.. For the gaurdsmen!!!
Fuck yeah
@@byrd5156 hell yeah,cadia stands!!!
Tbf, the Guard can reliably handle 90% of the battles in 40k. We see Astartes saving them because they're showing up to the rare battles the Guard actually needs help in.
Honestly? True
Most things, like Orks, random xenos, uprisings and the like are put down silently, be it by the quiet shot of a gaurdsmen, the unnoticed gunshot from a PDF trooper or planetary security, or quick strike from an axe of a devotee of machine god
Countlesd wars occur and end by the efforts of the unnoticed, it is only when the great hordes arrive do the likes of astartes are needed
Reliably? Eeehhhh. It varies WILDLY depending on who you're fighting.
I mean with competent leadership yes. But most IG officers seem to subscribe to the drown the enemy in bodies tactic.
@@kostakatsoulis2922guardsmen have fought against everything. Orcs demons space marines they still win a lot of battles
Sure they may lose but one loss isn't the end of the war
Death corpse Kraig are willing to charge space marines of chaos
It's not depending on what they're fighting. It's depending on what the guardsmen are fighting for
@@captainfordo6142 okay, but it also depends a lot on what you're. Orks? Yeah, you have a half-decent chance of coming out on top. Tyranids? Probably not. Cultists or plain rebels? Odds are pretty good unless they have some actual Chaotic support backing them.
"THIS IS YOUR LAST STAND! NO DOUBT! NO FEAR!"
I hope when humanity is long gone an alien race finds Warhammer 40k and mistakes it for our history lmao
This would be confusing qnd funny
Bro them aliens would be scared as shit
Our Final Troll upon the galaxy was convincing them we actually did something.
How are you so sure our history hasn't already been confused by us?
@@ellifahmerril6611 *xfiles theme*
There is something soo primal within every man alive to face incomprehensible horrors and yet still have the guts to stand
Fear me but stand with me - random commissar
It goes to human instinct of fight or flight. Sufficiently roused anyone can stand defiant against tall odds with a smile on their face
Well that gave me goosebumps. Now I want to go check and clean my kit.
Keep your powder dry and your shovel sharp.
@@chainsawsubtlety9828 And don’t forget your woobie.
@@nyogtheeldritchgentleman I'm more partial to the PT Belt of Invulnerability.
Praise the Guardsman for his willingness to lay down his life for the glory of the God Emperor.
Only in death does duty end.
The Guardsman lays his life down for his comrades, not some abstract like a mostly dead moldering Emperor.
@@warblerblue Brother, that sounds like heresy. Please reconsider before I'm forced to bring out the heavy flamer.
@@warblerbluee reconsider your heresy
@@warblerblue your regiments Commissar would like to have a word with you about your faith Guardsman.
@@sarahhillary7698 The Commisar can wait till im good n ready.
The planet fell before the line did
We are the Imperial Guard!! We die standing!!
In life, war
In death, peace
In life, shame
In death, atonement
We inherit a cursed bloodline, tainted by rebellion, and we will fight for the emperor, the mountains of corpses serving as sacrifices for the good of Krieg
@@floridamen1689 there are no civilians on krieg only soldiers
If commissars spat fire like this instead of just shooting deserters in the back, the imperium would have re-conquered the galaxy by now.
So Caiaphas Kane if he was brave from the start?
@@thelordofthelostbraincells cane*
@@angelavery3840 potato tomato. Same difference
@@angelavery3840Cain*
Ibram Gaunt was that Commissar. Man lead his troops not from the fear he created but by the loyalty and devotion of his Ghosts
I love how it sounds an Eldar saying all of this.
Even the haughty space elves give the simple human mon'keigh their due.
considering that they see the imperium as their bulwark against chaos they gotta give them SOME respect
It could be a Harlequin. Those dudes have been known to be surprisingly chill with Humans. They'll even show up on Human worlds sometimes just to perform and peace out.
I love how this sounds like an Eldar is saying this. It sounds like he’s lecturing a chaos marine which is even cooler!
„For all their faults your less cousins have to be respected for their defiance at the least. Look at your defiles form Mon-kheig you believe yourself their better but you are weaker in your will than all those lowly things you slay. You broke all your oaths and fell for the great enemy so easily. We didn‘t see what we did, but you knew… you new and fell willingly and blindly as only humans can. I find your kin distasteful creature, but I find you disgusting.“
He is actually, in the old one animation by some other dude, it shows an ultramarine saving a guardsman, lecturing a chaos marine, nice catch.
@@Curzedidnowrong I remember the original animation, but this one is also a good take for other races showing respect.
The VA is a guy named christopher tester, he does a bunch of good speeches from 40k
Everyone thinks the space marines are the chads of the emperium…but it’s actually the guardsman.
considering the softness of the voice i like to think that its an eldar saying this
(i said this on the og vid)
POV: You're an Emperor's Children Astartes and the Harlequin wanted to get in one last mock before he kills you
Warriors guitar solo was the perfect song for this.
The raw visceral sound of the Guitar perfectly captures the raw visceral nature of a chainsword
Bro dropped the hardest guardsman edit and thought we wouldnt notice
This needs more like
Goosebumps. God Emperor I almost shed a tear. This is 40k, not "SaTiRe!!1!!". This is what 40k is all about
You entirely missed the point of the entire game if you think warhammer isn't satire. Hell, the CREATORS OF WARHAMMER said that everyone in 40k is evil.
@@Probably_Satan_NGL nice try satan
@@Probably_Satan_NGL Even though 40k is a satire, I think this is the one exception where ignoring that is okay. Every person on Earth deserves to feel that them being just a fallible and brittle being is what makes is great. It's one of the most inspiring notions I ever thought about, and it deserves to be spread.
@@Probably_Satan_NGLthere is good in evil acts and evil in good acts. I would say this exemplifies a more noble aspect of the Imperium. That being the selfless dedication and indomitable spirit of those who defend the Imperium with mass produced weapons and disposable equipment. For the safety and lives of those you love, how much would you sacrifice?
@@ChadVulpesthe indomitable human spirit is our greatest strength and one that we should scream defiantly into the void of a cold and uncaring universe
I would kill for a Lamenters series fighting desperately aside the guard to save every last man possible. Only for them to sacrifice themselves to save the lamenters.
Man, Lamenters are my favorite chapter. Your idea is awesome.
HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU NOT GET NOTICED FOR THIS. GET NOTICED, NOW!
Because its old, really old - just with new footage and music ... still good ^^
Noticed
"Cadia broke before the guard did." One of the single most hard hitting lines you can hear when it comes to the Imperium of Man.
This was done by Natural RP voice over
Pov: mostly destroyed Dreadnought talking to a T'au Commander
As someone with a guard army is nice to see there aren’t only Krieg animations, although it’s weird to me that some people forget that, at *minimum*, men and women are enlisted.
In a world of super soldiers, undead Egyptian space terminators, 1000 year old elven space wizards, 8ft tall mushrooms bred for war and literal daemons, the most fearless and badass warrior is the normal human caught way outside their depth. What makes them special isn’t their strength or powers, it’s their choice to stand defiant against the likes of gods and monsters. They are weaker, and that makes it all the more special when they win.
Man will never go quietly into the night. If we ever go, we will go kicking and screaming defiance till the end. Well, at least the best of us will.
"What's your excuse monster?"
Cashier: "Sir, this is a Wendy's"
The indomitable human spirit is perfect for this
That hit hard good work man 👍
its a reupload thank the og creator
Who’s the original creator?
its in the description of the video
"For 10,000 years the hearts of men have stood united against a galaxy that despises them for no reason, save that they have the AUDACITY not to lay down and DIE."
Damn... that hits... that hits so fucking hard.
This is why the guard will forever be my favorite faction ❤
Honestly this made me weeps some and gave me more motivation than I've had in a few months. Good job man
I immagine the scene being a chaos astartes moking a salamander on his guradsmen allies, and the astartes is heard by everyone on the battlefield, and pointing out that they are in the same war but with the difference being that the astartes are made for this, humans are not, but they still fight together. I just love immagining an angel of the emperor say that he believes in you, every guardsman on that battlefield woult turn into a Primarch on the spot.
This powers my fucking existence
"In life War, in death Peace.
In life Shame, in death Atonement!"
now this is a good speech..
Genuinely a fantastic speech, let us go and claim the stars as is our birthright!!
hope to see yall in helldivers2
This encapsulates my reasons for the guard being my favorite faction
This line of dialouge would go hard with a Helldivers 2 edit. I'm speaking for the Brothers and Sisters of Democracy.
I am a guardsman of the imperium.
The imperium of collective human intellect.
And I will fight until my last breath.
The Stormtroopers when competent.
This brought a tear to my eye and that’s ok. CADIA STANDS
so goood
If I ever need to be motivated for something I'll watch this
Cadia broke before the guard did
Pov: You're the last squadron fighting a Xenos army.
Also this was incredible. Subscribed.
And they shall continue to do so for tens of thousand more.
Through faith and fury, courage and unity, the line will be held.
And this is why the Imperium must never fall, and will never fall.
We may die. BUT WE DIE STANDING!
The one thing that can rival any opponent, that can rival any false god, is the spirit of man
The Emperor of Mankind is the Light and the Way, and all his actions are for the benefit of mankind, which is his people. The Emperor is God and God is the Emperor, so it is taught in the Lectio Divinitatus, and above all things, the Emperor will protect...
*Laughs in kreig*
Warhammer monologues hit different
Going back to Vraks with this one!
Epic dam nearly slipped a tear
Why does GW ever make anything this good.
We are the first and the last defence of mankind.
This reminds me the Pandorica Speech from the Eleventh Doctor.
Damn, great speech.
Mere mortal men have held off the darkness for 10,000 years and will do so unto the heat death of the universe and the extinction of all mortal life.
HOLD THE LINE
For Cadia.
Guys look at this and go YES
Humans are the most efficiently built intelligent organism possible, the greatest things ever if you will.
Despite what some may try and argue, not even a machine can compare to the potential of the human body
The entire galaxy: all united to kill humanity...
Humans: nah, i'd win.
pity the broken man
I know we already have a couple 40k games but it feels like none truly hit it home at least for me I think we need one where you play as a space marine or a Kraig soldier and your part of a army not turn base not whatever you call dark tide something like bolting a first person shooter but on a bigger scale I’m not sure about all the details but something like helldivers I suppose or ryson son of Rome
bro cooked
Shit gave me chills
Damn
Were persistent
Istg bro ive heard of guardsman pushing back the black legion.
As The Man-Emperor of Mankind intended!!!
HERESY!
cadia broke before the guard did
Yet they still BOTH broke.
FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MANKIND!!!!!!
I need to know who said that speech
A voice actor, I'll probably be able to find him hang on. He does an excellent ork boss take too, if I remember correctly.
www.youtube.com/@NaturallyRPVoiceover
Warhammer 40k the series.
the voice actor reminds me of kitten from tts
It sounds like a tech priest to be honest
Space marines don't have crap against the gard
In battle, I shall take the lives of ten traitors before I shall be allowed to rest. The curs were who damned Krieg to it's fate, and me to mine. I shall deliver their punishment in kind, or face my Commissar's blade.
For every day of my worthless life that I toil in the factorums or fight on our blackened fields, I near my absolution in His eyes. To give my life for Him is to cleanse myself of the sins of my forefathers.
My only purpose is to die in the name of He who our forefathers had forsaken so long ago. My body is as expendable as a bullet, and I shall pave the way to victory. Over the hills we shall march and in every battle we shall maintain our lines.
In His eyes, our cleamency can only be bought through the sacrifice of us sons of Krieg, on the fields of mankind's struggles. We are not heroes; we are only the tool to see ends gained. Our blood greases the cogs of war and our bodies fuel the machine's vessel.
My body shall be laid to rest within the fields of war, as had those of millions of men before me. A shell hole shall be my grave, and the blasted mountains shall form my headstone. No man, from the enlistees of the Hives to our highest general, is worthy of any other fate.
All my family works to see Krieg one day freed of its sins, when He sees fit that we have been absolved of the Council of Traitors' sins. Until then, our lives shall be spent creating the arms that our brothers shall use or to die for Him. Our bodies are expendenable for our home's exoneration.
In His name, we shall fight.
In His name, let none survive.
In His name, we shall die.
In life, war.
In death, peace.
In life, shame.
In death, atonement.
You would laugh.. Monster
But let me remind you within that weak sack of meat and bone, uncared for by his god and wept for by none..
Beats a heart.. A human heart that carries with it the strength and courage of all mankind within the sack of meat in sconce
The hope, The will, And the fury of every man women and child from every corner of the Imprerium, Within that weak
sack of meat festooned in thin armor and weapons only powerful in numbers BEATS THE HEART OF A MAN, and FOR 10,000 YEARS
The hearts of men have beaten strongly in defiance of your so called powers, for 10,000 years the hearts of men have stood united
against a galaxy that despises them for no reason say that they have the audacity not to lay down and die
FOR 10,00 YEARS, YOUR BLACK CRUSADES HAVE BEEN PUSHED BACK, BEATEN DOWN AND MADE A MOCKERY OF BY WEAK SACKS OF FLESH
WITH CHEAP WEAPONS AND DISPOSABLE EQUIPMENT. That weak sack of flesh that so gleefully mock is no super soldier, no immortal warrior
No creature cast by chaos like YOU!.. He is a man, an Imperial Guardsman, drawn from some forgotten corner of the Imperium
to fight his species and for the safety of the people he loves, He's a factory worker, a farmer, a storekeeper, a father, a brother,
a son, a mere man.. and against creatures like you teaming and numberless powered by a very will of a thirsting god.. HE HOLDS THE LINE
LINE, and he has held the line for 10,000 years.. So.. What's your excuse..? Monster
I can imagine a non-corrupted Man of Iron that's still kicking saying this to a CSM while basically shaking off Bolter rounds. Which sounds rad as hell, ngl
Not a burn unit adequate enough for this one.
Ey, I know that VA! Can't come up with them off the top of my head though.
Так, куда мне нужно пройти чтобы записаться в ряды Имперской Гвардии?
I do not know frend
What is the version of warriors playing in the background?
Did you come up with the script of that on your own or is that from a book?
The line is from a fan animation called "Pity the Guardsman"
The original dialogue is taken from a warhammer reddit thread. It started with an anon playing a Chaos Marine mocking the Guardsman and the Imperium, and the above speech is from another anon being the Guardsman.
Why is a kriegsman gilling a tau
where is the audio from
I need song
What happened to the original one?
didnt another guy make this
Puny human, FOR THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Great speech...but if you throw enough of anything against something, you'll likely get a result
Not heresy...Just sayin'