Exactly. The amber alert sound effect is a nightmare for me. Glad im not the only one! Amazing EAS scenario, alot of people say its a privilege to be scared, but this is not. It is pure nightmare fuel
At this time it is advised that you lock all your doors and windows. Do not open the door for anyone even if it looks like a normal human being. Even if you hear door open or your window shatter, do not react. Find a safe hiding place in your home and do not make any noise. If a family member is outside, do not attempt to pick them up. Make sure to turn off all television sets and radios once this broadcast is complete. I repeat, do not have your television on once this broadcast is finished. If you see anyone who looks like a human on your television set with impossible features, look away as quickly as possible. It is very important that you hide all children from television sets with disturbing imagery. If you hear anyone in your yard, or inside your house that sounds like a human, assume it isn't. If you have access to any loaded weaponry, make sure to have it on you at all times. If you see anyone who has biologically impossible features, make sure to run and hide. If you see a clone of yourself or somebody else you know, run and hide. Don't try to save your pets from any harm that may happen if an intrusion occurs because it could cost you your life. Make sure to hide your children and be prepared for the worst.
Man, if I lived in the 1990's (I was born 2007) and saw this on my old box tv...man I WOULD FFREAKING DO WHAT THE TV SAID, IM NOT RISKING EVEN SEEING THAT CREATUE, MAN. 💀💀💀💀☠☠
Basically Mandela Catalogue in EAS form Turn off all technology > An intruder and 6 (even though in the lore they are basically the same person) Hide all children from TV > 6 is able to make kids cry from the preview and when parents enter the room, the child is no longer there Anyone who has biologically impossible features > Undisguised Anyone who looks like someone else or a clone of you > Doppelgänger
The doom player: 🗿 Main character: 🗿 Pitbull named cupcake, princess, other cute name: 🗿 American: 🗿 Shaolin: 🗿 Russian guy with Ak gun: 🗿 Quiet kid: 🗿 Anime kid: 🗿 Millitary and army: 🗿 Dad with belt: 🗿 Mom with slipper: 🗿 Average Asian: 🗿
I remember on my birth country(Brazil) an person trolled everyone on an town saying an dam collapsed but the city didn't even have an dam,the television looked like an analog horror scenario,this didn't happen on my city but was on the news nationwide,years later,in the town an flood happened recently but an near town suffered an mudslide.
You know, my pet has only enetered life a year ago so why would I cut it short for him? Plus, I know how to defend myself (well not literally but I can defend myself)
This article is about the food. For other uses, see Sausage (disambiguation). Kiełbasa biała (white sausage), szynkowa (smoked), śląska and podhalańska styles (Poland) A plate of bratwurst, sauerkraut and mashed potatoes, typical of German cuisine Csabai kolbászok (Hungarian csabai sausages) Full Scottish breakfast: black pudding, Lorne sausage, toast, fried mushrooms and baked beans A sausage is a type of meat product usually made from ground meat-often pork, beef, or poultry-along with salt, spices and other flavourings. Other ingredients, such as grains or breadcrumbs, may be included as fillers or extenders. When used as an uncountable noun, the word sausage can refer to the loose sausage meat, which can be formed into patties or stuffed into a skin. When referred to as "a sausage", the product is usually cylindrical and encased in a skin. Typically, a sausage is formed in a casing traditionally made from intestine, but sometimes from synthetic materials. Sausages that are sold raw are cooked in many ways, including pan-frying, broiling and barbecuing. Some sausages are cooked during processing, and the casing may then be removed. Sausage-making is a traditional food preservation technique. Sausages may be preserved by curing, drying (often in association with fermentation or culturing, which can contribute to preservation), smoking, or freezing. Some cured or smoked sausages can be stored without refrigeration. Most fresh sausages must be refrigerated or frozen until they are cooked. Sausages are made in a wide range of national and regional varieties, which differ by the types of meats that are used, the flavouring or spicing ingredients (e.g., garlic, peppers, wine, etc.), and the manner of preparation. In the 21st century, vegetarian and vegan varieties of sausage in which plant-based ingredients are used instead of meat have become much more widely available and consumed. Etymology The word sausage was first used in English in the mid-15th century, spelled sawsyge.[1] This word came from Old North French saussiche (Modern French saucisse).[1] The French word came from Vulgar Latin salsica ("sausage"), from salsicus ("seasoned with salt").[1] History Sausage making at home Sausage making is a natural outcome of efficient butchery. Traditionally, sausage makers salted various tissues and organs such as scraps, organ meats, blood, and fat to help preserve them. They then stuffed them into tubular casings made from the cleaned intestines of the animal, producing the characteristic cylindrical shape. Hence, sausages, puddings, and salami are among the oldest of prepared foods, whether cooked and eaten immediately or dried to varying degrees.[citation needed] An Akkadian cuneiform tablet records a dish of intestine casings filled with some sort of forcemeat.[2] Plate of German sausage: Jagdwurst, liver sausage, blood sausage, Westphalian ham The Greek poet Homer mentioned a kind of blood sausage in the Odyssey, Epicharmus wrote a comedy titled The Sausage, and Aristophanes' play The Knights is about a sausage vendor who is elected leader. Evidence suggests that sausages were already popular both among the ancient Greeks and Romans and most likely with the various tribes occupying the larger part of Europe.[3] The most famous sausage in ancient Italy was from Lucania (modern Basilicata) and was called lucanica, a name which lives on in a variety of modern sausages in the Mediterranean.[4] During the reign of the Roman emperor Nero, sausages were associated with the Lupercalia festival.[5] Early in the 10th century during the Byzantine Empire, Leo VI the Wise outlawed the production of blood sausages following cases of food poisoning.[5] A Chinese type of sausage has been described, lap cheong (simplified Chinese: 腊肠; traditional Chinese: 臘腸; pinyin: làcháng) from the Northern and Southern dynasties (420-589), made from goat and lamb meat with salt, and flavoured with green onion, bean sauce, ginger, and pepper. The modern type of lap cheong has a comparatively long shelf life,[6] mainly because of a high content of lactobacilli-so high that it is considered sour by many.[who?] Casings
CheechBurrito: Yo, can i copy your homework? The Mandela Catalogue: Sure, just make sure that you change it up a bit, so it doesn't look like you copied. CheechBurrito: ok.
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I love how instead of doing my school work i'm binge watching analog horror lol
My fav hobby
Schoolwork is far scarier tbh
@@aqua1313fr
@aqua1313 REAL
Same
But what if my pet is my child?
Lol run
hide ur childerns didnt u hear
Well?? You take it!!
Do both
@@randomplayer5562
Leave and save it?
Absolutely terrifying. That amber alert sound effect never fails to tense me up. Good work!!
i was trying too take a shit dude that shit crawled back up inside me☠️
It scares me shitless lol
Exactly. The amber alert sound effect is a nightmare for me. Glad im not the only one! Amazing EAS scenario, alot of people say its a privilege to be scared, but this is not. It is pure nightmare fuel
I'll never get sleep
Ae ae
At this time it is advised that you lock all your doors and windows. Do not open the door for anyone even if it looks like a normal human being. Even if you hear door open or your window shatter, do not react. Find a safe hiding place in your home and do not make any noise. If a family member is outside, do not attempt to pick them up. Make sure to turn off all television sets and radios once this broadcast is complete. I repeat, do not have your television on once this broadcast is finished. If you see anyone who looks like a human on your television set with impossible features, look away as quickly as possible. It is very important that you hide all children from television sets with disturbing imagery. If you hear anyone in your yard, or inside your house that sounds like a human, assume it isn't. If you have access to any loaded weaponry, make sure to have it on you at all times. If you see anyone who has biologically impossible features, make sure to run and hide. If you see a clone of yourself or somebody else you know, run and hide. Don't try to save your pets from any harm that may happen if an intrusion occurs because it could cost you your life. Make sure to hide your children and be prepared for the worst.
Why what is it if its not a human
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Bro is this the whole script
1. Lock all your doors now!
AT
1:16 The Entity looks like it will twerk in front of the dog 💀
I may have severe anxiety but I still love these videos
same i have severe anxiety but i love these vids too!
Un-anxious
Do it
I also have VERY bad anxiety and I get scared of the slightest things and my heart is already racing but I force myself to watch this shit 😭
@@Bibble-ej6dcsame!
Me to
😊
1:01 they look so friendly tho ;_;
Yessd
IK but it kills u-
Bro the NBA needs a Center!
My new frien fr
@@Napoleonic_France838Bro the lakers need a center 💀
Man, if I lived in the 1990's (I was born 2007) and saw this on my old box tv...man I WOULD FFREAKING DO WHAT THE TV SAID, IM NOT RISKING EVEN SEEING THAT CREATUE, MAN. 💀💀💀💀☠☠
SAME
As someone who was born in 2008
SAME 😭
AYO YOUR THE SAME AGE AS MY BROTHER
OMG @@Emily.ASMRofficial I DIDNT NOTICE
🏴☠️
Basically Mandela Catalogue in EAS form
Turn off all technology > An intruder and 6 (even though in the lore they are basically the same person)
Hide all children from TV > 6 is able to make kids cry from the preview and when parents enter the room, the child is no longer there
Anyone who has biologically impossible features > Undisguised
Anyone who looks like someone else or a clone of you > Doppelgänger
And the Mandela Catalogue's whole concept always reminded me of Gemini Home Entertainment
Is that a bad thing
no@@peashootz9917
@@FaiaHalo GHE is basically Mandela Catalogue and Vita Carnis combined into one piling.
WARNING: IF YOU SEE ANOTHER PERSON THAT IS IDENTICAL TO YOU, RUN AWAY AND HIDE
No cause it’s my twin😃😃😃
YOUR RIGHT IF YOU DONT KNOW THEM UNLESS YOU KNOW THEM
@@AngieXlifestyleZXyour twin's funeral:
It's a skinwalker or a doppelgänger
Identical twins: .-.
Strange ass creature: "Hello!"
Guy on the alert: * h e a v y d u t y AK-47 f i r e *
HELP NOT ME PUTTING THIS ON MY TV AND TELLING MY PARENTS TO COME IN QUICKLY TO PRANK THEM THEY LITERALLY SCREAMED SO F*CKING LOUD💀💀💀
LMAOOOO
Ur dad gon get a hard attack -_-
HELPPPP 💀💀
Tell me more!
I WOULDNT HAVE TYPED THIS COMMENT IF I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT
It's been a while, time to go back into *analog horror.*
hold shit this eas scenario given me goosebumps
I legit follow these steps irl to entertain myself
Bold of you to assume I value my own life more than my pets!
Bro this whole video is just chilling but when he said be prepared for the worst I stopped breathing
imagine u are watching TV and then this randomly pops at ur screen and u hear footsteps 💀💀
And it’s your cat wearing your shoes and you remember this is being streamed from USA even tho ur in china
good ending@@bohanyang2624
For some reason, the first time the red, tall figure showed on screen, my heart dropped.
same!
Couldn't be so scary.right?
*Sees the red tall figure on my screen*
Me:*throws my phone across the room*
@@Idiotpoopface5 Frfr, rip our phones :(
Please make more eas scenarios! Theyre my favorite analog horrors and there aren't many that are as creepy as this 💕
The thumbnail.. i HATE the height and lankyness of it, its perfect
Nah making a final stand to try and save my dog is a pretty good hill to die on
Granted this scenario would be terrifying though
Easier said than done
as soon as i started the vid my bathroom door slowly opened
Invite the goblin for a pizza roll dinner
AYO 🤨🤨🤨
Hol up, say what now o_O
Me after I hear this:
Proceeds to go to in house armory and grabs an m61 Vulcan minigun and a 249 SAW
So, Mandela Catalogue in a nutshell.
"Look away as fast as possible."
Blind people:I see this as an absolute win
they...t-they *see* this as an absolute win..?
*cackles in broken humor*
@@sweetnuggiez5451 the see I meant was actually think
@@user-pt5rn5wm1c I know lol
And if monster shapeshift as them its gonna be blind
People without attention spans: be both win
Your video is so good, so realistic and scary💀
And the sounds, I can't hear anything without subtitle💀👍👍👍
analog horror isnt supposed to be realistic smartass, and the sound is literally an identifying characteristic
Same😂
The doom player: 🗿
Main character: 🗿
Pitbull named cupcake, princess, other cute name: 🗿
American: 🗿
Shaolin: 🗿
Russian guy with Ak gun: 🗿
Quiet kid: 🗿
Anime kid: 🗿
Millitary and army: 🗿
Dad with belt: 🗿
Mom with slipper: 🗿
Average Asian: 🗿
@@Daniel-vy6xl nuh uh
Scientist toilet
From ep 60 to 67
@@NotKazuraMiller1557bro skibidi toilet lol it's frickin cringe
The person in the end is the Russian guy with the AK.
Thank you for not letting me sleep tonight! 💕💗
This hits hard watching at night
Broadcast : BE prepared for worst
Me: I aint going to school again bluddy
I remember on my birth country(Brazil) an person trolled everyone on an town saying an dam collapsed but the city didn't even have an dam,the television looked like an analog horror scenario,this didn't happen on my city but was on the news nationwide,years later,in the town an flood happened recently but an near town suffered an mudslide.
The average american:🗿
The military:🗿
Mom with belt:🗿
The quiet kid:🗿
The anime kid:🗿
Xiao ling:🗿
Pitbull name Princess: 🗿
@@Seek_hat exactly
One Russia person with a AK-47: 🗿
Pc: sigma
That one main character: 🗿
everybody gangsta till this plays in your real life TV
You know, my pet has only enetered life a year ago so why would I cut it short for him? Plus, I know how to defend myself (well not literally but I can defend myself)
THIS IS SO GOOD OMG. IT' SO SIMILAR TO MY FAVORITR ANALOG HORROR, THE MANDELA CATALOGUE
The siren at the beginning is horrifying it always make me feel dizzy and makes me turn around, but anyways great work
AHHHH! THAT GOT ME SCREAMING ON THE FLOOR!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
thank fucking god an actually good one in my recommended
Pet:”Human? Where are you going? Okay! I stay here!
“Why didn’t you save me? I thought you loved me?….”
It’s 11 pm and I’m watching this
Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your wife.
dam that gives me chills
I pranked my little cousin with this and I acted like it was real. Making him even more scared😭
The “Run and hide” make me calm down
Bro if i hear this in real life I'm gonna panic so much 🙏
Me seeing this anomaly,me running 💀
This article is about the food. For other uses, see Sausage (disambiguation).
Kiełbasa biała (white sausage), szynkowa (smoked), śląska and podhalańska styles (Poland)
A plate of bratwurst, sauerkraut and mashed potatoes, typical of German cuisine
Csabai kolbászok (Hungarian csabai sausages)
Full Scottish breakfast: black pudding, Lorne sausage, toast, fried mushrooms and baked beans
A sausage is a type of meat product usually made from ground meat-often pork, beef, or poultry-along with salt, spices and other flavourings. Other ingredients, such as grains or breadcrumbs, may be included as fillers or extenders.
When used as an uncountable noun, the word sausage can refer to the loose sausage meat, which can be formed into patties or stuffed into a skin. When referred to as "a sausage", the product is usually cylindrical and encased in a skin.
Typically, a sausage is formed in a casing traditionally made from intestine, but sometimes from synthetic materials. Sausages that are sold raw are cooked in many ways, including pan-frying, broiling and barbecuing. Some sausages are cooked during processing, and the casing may then be removed.
Sausage-making is a traditional food preservation technique. Sausages may be preserved by curing, drying (often in association with fermentation or culturing, which can contribute to preservation), smoking, or freezing. Some cured or smoked sausages can be stored without refrigeration. Most fresh sausages must be refrigerated or frozen until they are cooked.
Sausages are made in a wide range of national and regional varieties, which differ by the types of meats that are used, the flavouring or spicing ingredients (e.g., garlic, peppers, wine, etc.), and the manner of preparation. In the 21st century, vegetarian and vegan varieties of sausage in which plant-based ingredients are used instead of meat have become much more widely available and consumed.
Etymology
The word sausage was first used in English in the mid-15th century, spelled sawsyge.[1] This word came from Old North French saussiche (Modern French saucisse).[1] The French word came from Vulgar Latin salsica ("sausage"), from salsicus ("seasoned with salt").[1]
History
Sausage making at home
Sausage making is a natural outcome of efficient butchery. Traditionally, sausage makers salted various tissues and organs such as scraps, organ meats, blood, and fat to help preserve them. They then stuffed them into tubular casings made from the cleaned intestines of the animal, producing the characteristic cylindrical shape. Hence, sausages, puddings, and salami are among the oldest of prepared foods, whether cooked and eaten immediately or dried to varying degrees.[citation needed]
An Akkadian cuneiform tablet records a dish of intestine casings filled with some sort of forcemeat.[2]
Plate of German sausage: Jagdwurst, liver sausage, blood sausage, Westphalian ham
The Greek poet Homer mentioned a kind of blood sausage in the Odyssey, Epicharmus wrote a comedy titled The Sausage, and Aristophanes' play The Knights is about a sausage vendor who is elected leader. Evidence suggests that sausages were already popular both among the ancient Greeks and Romans and most likely with the various tribes occupying the larger part of Europe.[3]
The most famous sausage in ancient Italy was from Lucania (modern Basilicata) and was called lucanica, a name which lives on in a variety of modern sausages in the Mediterranean.[4] During the reign of the Roman emperor Nero, sausages were associated with the Lupercalia festival.[5] Early in the 10th century during the Byzantine Empire, Leo VI the Wise outlawed the production of blood sausages following cases of food poisoning.[5]
A Chinese type of sausage has been described, lap cheong (simplified Chinese: 腊肠; traditional Chinese: 臘腸; pinyin: làcháng) from the Northern and Southern dynasties (420-589), made from goat and lamb meat with salt, and flavoured with green onion, bean sauce, ginger, and pepper. The modern type of lap cheong has a comparatively long shelf life,[6] mainly because of a high content of lactobacilli-so high that it is considered sour by many.[who?]
Casings
Bro took "weapon" to a whole new level💀
this is a certified [*REDACTED*] moment
But what if im in crutches?
Bro tysfm i needed smth just like this for ghost trolling u saved me
Me waiting for a jumpstart at the end: . . . WHERE IS IT CMON IM READY FOR THE JUMPSCARE- oh no jumpscare :)
“Look away as fast as possible”
People with mutation medical conditions, which are real and are very rare: 👁️👄👁️
I have a mutation with my teeth
Eyes…
Wow great work
The thumbnail 😭
Bro on the tv really said: wana play a game?
This is just basically Mandela catalogue but without religion involved
im in my 1st period class rn and im still scared. i know theres someone watching this all alone at 2 AM.
Imagine hearing this in the dark but every device is off and your door is unlocked but your in your bedroom
Mandalen catalog vibes 👀-))
Mandela catalogue be like:
i love the detail of it saying EBS which is the precursor of EAS and what used to play in the 90's
It’s pretty creepy!
Well done 👍
I watched this at 2 AM bro and my door opened and I heard my grandma FR I AM NOT LYING!!!!!!! But I'm safe
1:13
How do I know if it’s a clone of my friend or my friend himself ? 🤔
I NEED A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!!
I'm watching at night
I'm not sleeping tonight
This shit is terrifying i admit i couldnt even move my legs after this video
Here before it gets popular and gets put on film theory
i want this to become an actual threat
Where do you get the AI voice?
i do love how at 0:58 the dude just pulls out a ak-47
Blud is super tall
How do you make the stick figures?
Imagine your just chilling on your house and suddenly theres a tall man out of the window
This fake broadcast made me shiver my timbers
Whenever I watch this things I always think it’s real😭
same bro but it’s fun to watch
same bruh
same homie
THE EAS ALARM,THE VOICE
BEAUTIFUL ❤
Goosebumps
CheechBurrito: Yo, can i copy your homework?
The Mandela Catalogue: Sure, just make sure that you change it up a bit, so it doesn't look like you copied.
CheechBurrito: ok.
Pov: you are friends with entity
Me: 🗿
My friends who are not friends with the entity: 💀
My pets who are friends with entitys: 🗿
My family: 😟
This reminds me of the Mandela catalogue and I love it
'EBS' interesting... Heard it for the first time.
Edit: why'd the oeople turn into noidles?
Me when I’m asked what Nelson’s last name is.
Mandela?
But I always wonder if analog horror is real also that amber alert sound scared the hell out of me
I will never have intruders in my house like that but I will have an eclipse on Monday
Bro has violated the monster💀
*pisses pants cutely*
Bro whyyyyy😭😭😭
I am watching this on 3am and saw weird human beings
i pranked my parents
sucessfully
ill turn the dog into kung pao chicken for the monsters
What are he chances o see a person without the other half?
I love that it kinda looks like the Mandela catalogue but nice job
When the TV Look Away part happened I thought of the song from A Series Of Unfortunate Events-
WARNING: If you have an loaded weapon use it if needed Me: - looks at my vault full of weapons - It's time to use them
Finally I can use my combat on something!!
Where did you get the stickman bed and house and more of them?
This news from "Mikee's home" it is Analog horror in this News
Since "Feb 25 -> Feb 26 1987"
(Translate this)
ผมรู้สึกว่า analog horror นี้นั้นมีความสมจริงและสนุกเป็นอย่างยิ่ง ประเทศของพวกเราก็มี analog horror เป็นของตัวเองเช่นกัน และถ้านี่เป็นเรื่องจริง ผมคงหลงเชื่อไปลแล้วอะ 😂
The child is to hide to the closet lockdown dont hide the pets😢