This was really enjoyable to watch! But I also do not blame you at all for getting frustrated with it by the end, a lot of the glitches in this game can be WAY more technical than they visually appear. If you ever end up messing around with the game again, I know that our community would be be more than happy to help if you wanted to learn more about how something works :). Also, 28:03 is very much the average MK7 experience lol
a few little tips in case you return to MK7 for any reason: - always delay your tricks unless you want to get higher air off a mushroom pad. it guarantees you a trick without having times where you get a hop instead, AND you get less airtime since you dont hop - nintendo (to my knowledge) has NEVER patched out a cut in time trials, they only ever did that for online - there are essentially 5 weight classes, characters dont have unique individual stats like mkwii (ie. bowser, wario, queen bee, and metal mario all have the same stats as they are the heaviest weight class) - handling virtually doesnt matter when you know what youre doing. it's sorta like MK8U where the meta is high speed low handling. you could use max speed online and do completely fine, if not good! the only thing holding you back would be accel since you speed up exceptionally slow in this game - do delay drifts! they save time because you lose speed if you turn in mid-air
Did they not patch out the Maka Wuhu ultra shortcut where you respawn next to the castle? I remember updating my game and not being able to do it in Grand Prix nor Time Trials
@@ZillionSole31 oh no, you can very much so still do it! ive gotten a 1:08 doing it last year, and bean did it at some point in the video. you just gotta land on a specific point on the rock or in the lake
The reason why you skip the trigger for the third section in Wuhu Loop is the same reason why the drive backwards shortcut works on Desert Hills in MKWii, you just kinda teleport past it without triggering the lap count
YESSSS FINALLY A VIDEO TO WATCH BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP 🗣‼️ but now seriously, thanks for the effort Bean, it's been a though week and I'm really struggling, but watching your videos always makes me smile ❤
Mario Kart 7 is such a funny game, I don't think I've ever seen the full 2nd section of Wuhu Mountain Loop from the short time I played MK7 offline LMAO
The more trails and tribulations you put yourself through, the more you turn into poofesure haha. Awesome video, love to see the different Mario Kart content!
Tbh I've never seen Bean be THAT frustrated about a mk shortcut... I get it though, I held my breath SO MANY times and was soooo happy when you finally did it! you did great and you have definitely more ambition than me, I would've just quit after an hour😂❤
Not quite! People use mushroom tires on this track to take tighter turns in the airship and castle sections as the better handling makes it faster to use. Slick/monster wheels would make this glitch a little easier though because of their higher speed
the reason you kept overshooting glitch 2 is because every time you were lined up, you used a mushroom, and messed up the line, plenty of those would have worked without the next mush.
I'd love to see explanations of these skips using some kind of debug tools, visualizing the actual collision of the level and the different death planes
The easiest way to do the glitch in BC1 is to drive straight, use a mushroom and jump into the lava, you then respawn after the second boost panel Was kinda shocked to see you trying it the other way :')
That one runner in Glitch 3 (Daisy Cruiser) called "MOMIジ"... Well, the "ジ" is romaji'd to "ji". So, MOMIji. Pronounced Moe Me Gee. Also aka the given name of the character of my avatar.
Yo, Beanzard, in MK7, DK is cruiserweight-class with Rosalina and Wiggler. I think you definitely need a heavyweight-class character like Wario, Bowser, Honey Queen, and Metal Mario.
in case you don't know, Donkey kong isn't a heavyweight he (along with rosalina and wiggler) is a cruiser weight (the class in between medium and heavy), along with
I’m trying to get better at mario kart 7 after being really good at mario kart wii was a weird transition right now. I don’t know how people figure out more than 100 shortcuts in ctgp 7.
Really nice video, sadly my WRs were on no glitch tracks...would be fun to see how you'd pronounce my name Anyway, nice tries, those glitches arent easy to do, and it took less time to you to pull out WS glitch wow
Thanks for watching! To any MK7 players out there, hopefully my performance wasn't too cringy to watch 😂
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What're you doing down here? What, did you drop your 3DS or something? Well, bad news... it ain't down here. Good news, though- there is SOMETHING that might pique your interest... A free subscription to a TH-cam channel with a growing library of Mario Kart Wii content!
th-cam.com/users/beanzard64
Yea baby 3ds gaming
Yay
i don't care if you have crapy movement in mk7
@@beanzard64 love your videos man
yazuhh; huzzah and yeah combined. -former MK7 player
and yes i did drop my 3ds
i thought this was gonna be a normal 27 minute video or smth, but i looked down to see that i’m actually gonna be watching a movie tonight
dude so true!😁
This was really enjoyable to watch! But I also do not blame you at all for getting frustrated with it by the end, a lot of the glitches in this game can be WAY more technical than they visually appear. If you ever end up messing around with the game again, I know that our community would be be more than happy to help if you wanted to learn more about how something works :).
Also, 28:03 is very much the average MK7 experience lol
Thanks man!
a few little tips in case you return to MK7 for any reason:
- always delay your tricks unless you want to get higher air off a mushroom pad. it guarantees you a trick without having times where you get a hop instead, AND you get less airtime since you dont hop
- nintendo (to my knowledge) has NEVER patched out a cut in time trials, they only ever did that for online
- there are essentially 5 weight classes, characters dont have unique individual stats like mkwii (ie. bowser, wario, queen bee, and metal mario all have the same stats as they are the heaviest weight class)
- handling virtually doesnt matter when you know what youre doing. it's sorta like MK8U where the meta is high speed low handling. you could use max speed online and do completely fine, if not good! the only thing holding you back would be accel since you speed up exceptionally slow in this game
- do delay drifts! they save time because you lose speed if you turn in mid-air
Did they not patch out the Maka Wuhu ultra shortcut where you respawn next to the castle? I remember updating my game and not being able to do it in Grand Prix nor Time Trials
@@ZillionSole31 oh no, you can very much so still do it! ive gotten a 1:08 doing it last year, and bean did it at some point in the video. you just gotta land on a specific point on the rock or in the lake
@ huh, youre right. Just tested it lmao
For so long I kept my game un-updated cuz I thought they patched it
@@ZillionSole31 yea, i cant blame you lol. when i first tried it and didnt get it i thought they patched it too for a sec
Haven't watched yet but excited for the length. Thanks for the hard work !
For sure, thanks for watching!
They're not that weird... Compared to MKW shortcuts
Mk7 shortcuts:complex respawn abuse and tight moves
Mkw:idk man just do some bull and ill give you a 2 second lap
Both better than mid kart 8
@@jesuspernia8031yeah haha I hate when games are objectively polished and balanced feels nice to play and bug free
@@wjjxkskqkw
Damn someone’s in their feelings over a game. Then again it’s someone with a weeb ass picture. What a surprise.
@jesuspernia8031 weren't you the guy who also expressed your feelings over a game?
4:50 offline tracks glitches were never patched, only the online version to prevent points farm
Wake up babe, Bean plays MK7!!!🐲
nice mk7 profile (BUT WHAT IS WITH METAL MARIO?)
@HueHenselMetal Mario is the best character is MK7
@@jimrdm71 i know
As a mk7 player I love this video mk7 is super interesting and underrated.
You should submit this to the Sundance Film Festival
The reason why you skip the trigger for the third section in Wuhu Loop is the same reason why the drive backwards shortcut works on Desert Hills in MKWii, you just kinda teleport past it without triggering the lap count
Good seeing you play something other than MKW, great video as always, don’t give up on your channel!
Thanks man!
Hour and a half beanzard video ... best Christmas present ever
yooo crud!!
The Maka Wuhu glitch is the only one Ive ever performed. Even MK7 being my favorite game of the series
Those races were insane. Full lobby of guys racing to throw themselves off the map as fast as possible. It was easiest ever and most effective.
really nice video, btw that guy Jacob whose name appears a lot, is a PDFile, for those who don’t know
Wait huh?
How are people allowed to just say stuff like this
@@erc3338how are ppl allowed to just do stuff like this
Not that I dont belive you, but could you provide any prove, please?
okay????
YESSSS FINALLY A VIDEO TO WATCH BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP 🗣‼️
but now seriously, thanks for the effort Bean, it's been a though week and I'm really struggling, but watching your videos always makes me smile ❤
I’d never think I’d see the day where something is more inconsistent than the DS Yoshi Falls Ground Stick but I was wrong, and by so immensely far!
Mario Kart 7 is such a funny game, I don't think I've ever seen the full 2nd section of Wuhu Mountain Loop from the short time I played MK7 offline LMAO
23:42 as someone who's grinded that glitch for over 100 hours total before getting a sub 50 second time, probably for the best xD
The more trails and tribulations you put yourself through, the more you turn into poofesure haha. Awesome video, love to see the different Mario Kart content!
Beanzard7? Is that you?
Tbh I've never seen Bean be THAT frustrated about a mk shortcut... I get it though, I held my breath SO MANY times and was soooo happy when you finally did it! you did great and you have definitely more ambition than me, I would've just quit after an hour😂❤
holy shit he was right on stream when he said it was a MK7 video coming soon. Thank you bean for blessing us with another video
I'm always glad to see people play mk7, hope you had at least some fun :P
Hi it's me !
Hey man!
YEAH YACINE YOURE COOL
@-kittn-no u
@@beanzard64 amazing video
@@yacine6709 Thank you!
I love you Bean, pls keep up the good content🙏
Thanks!
tonight im forcing the others to watch my movie of choice
Finally an S tier youtuber playing an underated S tier game
1:03:37 dont quote me on this but im pretty sure people use the mushroom tyres because their hitbox makes it easier to hang off the edge of surfaces
Not quite! People use mushroom tires on this track to take tighter turns in the airship and castle sections as the better handling makes it faster to use. Slick/monster wheels would make this glitch a little easier though because of their higher speed
Wake up, beanzard uploadeda a Mario Kart 7 video
the reason you kept overshooting glitch 2 is because every time you were lined up, you used a mushroom, and messed up the line, plenty of those would have worked without the next mush.
I love when you branch out to other Mario Karts from time to time! This was a wild adventure 😭
im very happy that you are playing mk7. do it again.
I'd love to see explanations of these skips using some kind of debug tools, visualizing the actual collision of the level and the different death planes
The easiest way to do the glitch in BC1 is to drive straight, use a mushroom and jump into the lava, you then respawn after the second boost panel
Was kinda shocked to see you trying it the other way :')
Man, not knowing what I’m doing wrong is time trials in a nutshell for me lol.
Watching the Airship Fortress attempts with the right angle and 0 coins was very painful 😂
Nice vid though
When I'm doing MK7 attempts on week 2 of my biweekly pay period
MARIO KART 7 MENTIONED
LETS GOOOOOO
love this video!! i recommend looking at some of the tas videos too theyre craaazy
Thanks! I might need to check some TASes out again soon, they're wild for sure
i love your use of sound effects lmfao
a feature length film of beanzard. oh yeah.
Would love to see you attempt and conquer ALL of the rest of the glitches in the game, with the help of MK7 Time Trial community if you need it!
That one runner in Glitch 3 (Daisy Cruiser) called "MOMIジ"... Well, the "ジ" is romaji'd to "ji". So, MOMIji. Pronounced Moe Me Gee. Also aka the given name of the character of my avatar.
It's definitely the best Monday 🥺
You didn't know that if you drive straight and jump off the edge at 1:07:21, you get a good respawn and it counts as a glitch 😭
Yo, Beanzard, in MK7, DK is cruiserweight-class with Rosalina and Wiggler. I think you definitely need a heavyweight-class character like Wario, Bowser, Honey Queen, and Metal Mario.
Beanzard MK7 video????? We are winning
haha, thats a funny thumbnail. didn't even see it properly.
YES ANOTHER VIDEO ON THE BEST MARIO KART!!!
If you thought MKWii shortcuts were weird, just look at MK7 shortcuts and glitches.
It’s an amazing day when the king posts 🙏
I really wish more people talked about this game
in case you don't know, Donkey kong isn't a heavyweight he (along with rosalina and wiggler) is a cruiser weight (the class in between medium and heavy), along with
Great video !
Thanks!
BEANZARD MARIOKART 7 VIDEO YEAAAAAHHH🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
1:06:36 yay its me
Beanzard 1:17:31 :
👏👏 ERGRGGGRGR🤬
Appreciate beanzards effort and time spent for this video by liking and subcribing for him :)
7:40
I'm pretty sure it would be a G sounds rather than a J sound since in japanese the G and J sounds are always seperate
just a small note!
Nice video also, shout out to you bean how many Mario games do you have?
I’m trying to get better at mario kart 7 after being really good at mario kart wii was a weird transition right now. I don’t know how people figure out more than 100 shortcuts in ctgp 7.
I comment again, BEAN WHAT THE HELL WITH THE MINIATURE #fear
I feel like this is gonna be another big hit for you !
Thanks!
So it was a Mario kart 7 video
Really nice video, sadly my WRs were on no glitch tracks...would be fun to see how you'd pronounce my name
Anyway, nice tries, those glitches arent easy to do, and it took less time to you to pull out WS glitch wow
Thanks!
Woooooo bean got internet now!
wait until he finds out about the y trick on mk8
NO WAY
no, I cannot blame you.
Omg 1:23.31 long? Oh boi this will be a long one. Awesomeeeee
yep... mk7 shortcuts are surely something else, man...
Congrats!
Thanks!
36:57 “Y Can You Do That?”
Beanzard its so funny seing you being such an Amateur
Im pretty sure they were only patched for online.
yippee! I was wondering when you'd upload again. c:
I love long videos
My PB on wuhu loop lap 3 is 6 milliseconds, definitely skill
Wait how can he see more then 7 ghosts data’s even though the servers shut down, can you still play old ghosts?
I have Pretendo Network, I assume the other ghosts were from that
Ohh alright
i got mk7 in june 2013 aswell 😂 thats wild
i some how got the first wuhu loop glitch first try
I am not good at Mariokart 512 Ultimate Deluxe Edition Version 7.65, But, Can you blame me?
I always thought that A did nothing I always use Y XD
Yesssss content!!
turn right to turn left - lightning mqueen
8 mins go crazy
Yoooo Bean do you remember me? I totally forgot about you😭 but yeah ily and i will now watch your Videos again❤️❤️
I do remember! Hope you've been well
@@beanzard64 yeah, I'm fine and you?
@@beanzard64 but i need to sleep now for me it's 02:04 in the evening
@hueemil1272 Glad to hear it man, I'm doing well too
@@beanzard64 nice to hear that
Bean you should play MK7 more & learn about drive techniques or maybe ask a pro for tips.
Maybe one of these days I'll put some real time into it
HI BEANZARD64!!!!!
wuhu mountain loop is my most enjoyable, my best is sub 1.17 or something
57:43 big smoke
1:10 it's the same with 64
Average scratch game
Yeah my best Mariokart game i love it yes YEHAAA
1:17:34 he was crashing out😭
bean I do glitches on MKWii😁
1:11:26 garfield kart gang
OFF on the 3ds homescreen??????????
I haven't played it much yet, I just got it from one of the Homebrew app stores
@beanzard64 thats super cool!! i didnt know it was available on any of the homebrew stores
MORE MK7 PLEASEEEE
if you are on the latest version of MK 7 i think there was an update a little while back that patched this glitch and the Maka Wuhu one, iirc
Only on multiplayer, I remember playing when it got fixed on online and people still trying it
1:17:34 😨
Still water those who know