The Great Egg Industry InfoWar
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Get cracking with this journey through the history of Egg Marketing, from the Incredible Edible Egg to the free-range revolution. We could all do with a nice egg in these trying times.
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yes
Thanks for showing me this guys channel pappi
internet historian found his password!!!
IH: "you want eggs, cooby? I'LL GIVE YOU EGGS"
A spoiler warning would have been nice...
"Its not EGGS it's EELS"
Somewhere out there is a universe where Eels are a staple of the modern English breakfast.
But are they jellied? Inquiring minds want to know.
Still not as bad as our universe, where they eat fried tomatoes, something called "bangers", white beans in sauce, and blood pudding.
I mean jellied eels used to be a British staple, Not sure about breakfast. (Or what they taste like)
@@KaeYoss Never really got the appeal of seared fruit with my fry up or understood what they were doing to make sausages go 'bang'
@@ErnestAutist because of rationing and widespread poverty the sausages available to most households during and after WWII were very low quality and were often plumped up with extra water, causing a build up of pressure under the skins while cooking in a frying pan, hence they would sometimes make a banging noise.
You'd be hard pressed to find sausages that shit nowadays.
Fried tomatoes, baked beans and black pudding are all delicious as well.
PLEASE do a video on the history, rise, and fall of the milkman job. I am really curious about a job and service that was very common in the USA in a previous era, which has almost* completely disappeared.
I can, and probably will, look it up on my own, but I think it would make a massively entertaining and interesting video.
Edit: added "almost" after learning that the job apparently does still exist in some places.
He gave milk to the children
I hate you Milkman Dan.
It hasn’t _completely_ disappeared. Some neighborhoods still have milkmen, but it is very very rare.
@@ShermTank7272 oh, really? *Very* interesting.
@@adamofblastworks1517 I don't have one, but my cousin lives in a neighborhood that does. Apparently their homeowners' association negotiated a contract with a milk company and they've been having weekly deliveries for years now.
Great summary by internet historian, very thoughtful of you
I needed three goddamn months for this, but I dare I say his summary is... impEGGable.
You telling me this guy steals content
Anyone know the actual IH video that was used in this vid?
It isn’t one
@@colorweaver5070 oh, I was looking for it all over lol... thanks for the reply
Internet Historian showing up in other people's videos is a good indication that he's still alive.
Just realized that Ordinary things is a main character in gentleman pirate.
It's been six long months since my cruise on the Cost of Concordia.. I was so young, so naïve. I checked historians 2nd channel daily for the Q&A, then his main channel for his promised rapid fire content. I still occasionally check his channel for any sign of life even to this day.
So one of those egg council creeps got to you too, huh?
I will always acknowledge and appreciate anyone who drops a simpsons quote in the comments, especially one as classic as this
@@OrdinaryThings Sneed's Seed and Feed (Formerly Chuck's)
oh you got it all wrong! it's not like that! (shooshoo)
Why did the egg make rat noises?
You better run, EGG
0:38 - Since the eggs we eat aren’t fertilized, they’re actually chicken ovulations and not abortions. Unfortunately, I guess.
O.O
That means, chicken periods.
@@vurpo7080 chicken.periods.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
and its either we eat them, or they do. chickens eat their own eggs.
@@theX24968Z yes, they are healthy for chickens. but thats an argument for not stealing them tho
I'll happily accept an egg during these trying times.
Yeah, this is making me hungry
*Frying times.
@@nodiggity9472 based
I made my money the honest way, with boiled denim jeans
@James O Connor yes!!! I was so hoping for there to be other Sunny fans on here; that was probably my favorite episode. Charlie and Frank are true treasures
There is a term you didn’t mention, while “free-range” means the chickens get to see the sun on the farmer’s terms, “pasture fed” means they have access to the outdoors whenever they want (no stipulation on how big the outdoor area is though).
If anyone knows the term for the-dog-keeps-tearing-open-the-chicken-wire-we-might-as-well-have-wild-chickens, please let me know. Funny thing, those eggs have so much yolk that you can’t get an intact hard boiled because the whites are too thin!
Look around your comuntity. I get most of may eggs from a guy that has chickens as pets. Lives in the city and keeps them in his back lot. You find a lot of people like that if you go looking. Local FB groups can really help you find these people.
The reason your eggs are majority yolk may be because eggs can be deformed due to stress. If the chickens are getting stressed because the dog keeps chasing/ attacking them, it could be the reason for the weird eggs
Those hens have got to be yolking.
Feds fear the indoor chicken farmer.
@@theexchipmunk my chickens often eat the eggs they lay :(
I hate myself for discovering your channel at 1AM
I got work tomorrow man
I concur!
I agree, I should have discovered this at least half an hour ago
He kept me up all night ;P
💯
Egg board meeting:
"We need a way to get people to buy more eggs. Any suggestions?"
"Let's do a campaign to show people how versatile eggs are. We can call it the 'incredible egg' "
"It's good, but people might get confused and not know that eggs are something you can eat."
"How about the 'incredible EDIBLE egg' "
"Perfect!"
Eating chicken periods is gross. I stick to my own species.
Way less protein and chickens do it every day think about that a chicken has her period every fuvking day the least we can do is eat that shit
They are perfect as a tea with provided cotton capsules with an attached string for your balanced breakfast.
Wait, hold up..
i think i dislike this comment too much to like it but i did anyway
If you consume semen, does that make you a cannibal? 🤔
"How do you like your eggs?"
In cookie dough and brownie mix.
as Japanese as sailor moon or seppuku; you're alright lad. you're alright.
🇯🇵
@@OrdinaryThings the Japanese flag is a pie chart to show how much of the country is Japan.
@@MrSuperb thank your sharing your enlightenment.
@@MrSuperb Much wisdom in one comment!
@@leetsUpr3m3
hey! I recognize you!
I have never seen an egg commercial in my life. The US is insane with how commercialized everything is.
Rn the big rage is advertising beef...just the meat. Straight up there's license plates in my state given to beef farmers that also just says "BEEF"
Yes. Yes we do.
I've only ever seen one in my country, and its from this fancy korean company promoting their pasteurised eggs, which sell for triple the price of normal eggs anyway.
I live in the US and I don't recall seeing one, the only one I recall is from a company that sells vegan egg substitute and tries to use a hot muscular man to persuade us.
You do realize that half the commercials in this video were from the UK not US, right??? 😑🤦
Internet Historian saying "eggs" over and over is the best advertisement for eggs that could possibly exist
EGGSactly!
...I'll get my "Dad Jokes" printed straitjacket!
Can’t believe food and drinks still tout “all natural”. Cyanide and arsenic can be found naturally too, but I wouldn’t want them in my food.
Better not eat apples then lol
@@damnumonkeyballs 1st, unless you're a weirdo, no one eats apples with the seeds. 2nd, there's not enough cyanide in apple seeds to make you ill, let alone kill you. A person weighing 70 kilograms would need to eat at least 150 apple seeds in a very short period of time to reach a dangerous dose which means that you'll have to eat AT LEAST 23 whole apples in one sitting, LOL!
@@bgtubber ive seen people eat the core claiming it has nutrients...im not a scientist not even gonna argue if its true or not all im saying is i aint eating no apple core nor seeds lol
well nobody is buying "all natural cyanide and arsenic" are they? all natural basically means "not tampered with", which is good to know
@@bgtubber I eat the seeds :3
Real all star cast here. The Internet Historian Cinematic Universe (or IHCU) is solidifying well.
That "your pants are weird" commercial made me laugh so hard i literally cannot contain myself
Yeah that was a solid commercial, if they keep that up, Eggs has a new customer for life
Thanks for watching! Don't forget to hit like and leave a comment about how you like your eggs
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Mabye i want my eggs with human shit
My Patreon name is "eggs and eggs and eggs and eggs and eggs and eggs and eggs"
@@yootooooooob and a side of fiberglass
In the garbage.
"might i offer you an egg in this trying time?"
-danny devito
Gotta say, you've became one of my favorite TH-camrs in a very short amount of time
ah thanks dude! the means a lot
I live in Ontario and I I’ve seen that egg commercial so many times it makes me think we are being taken over by ovals containing protein. It’s now a constant fear. Whenever I see a oval containing protein I have an eggpileptic seizure. I am now living a relatively modest life in a bunker in an undisclosed location near Lake Erie . My life is egg free
You can’t even leave the house without finding yourself in the shadow of an Eggsmart restaurant, laughing down upon you
Not gonna lie, it's going to take a while before i stop seeing you as Stede Bonnett, but what a channel! I knew there was still some gold left on youtube.
"STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDE!"
you've heard of big pharma, now get ready for
BIG EGG
Hey Ordinary Things, I don't usually comment like this, but I just want to say keep it up. Love your content and you are way under-subbed. I can't wait to see you grow and develop, I'll see you at 100k
I appreciate that! legend
I'll see you at 200I subs... Oh wait..
I'll see you at 500k subs... oh snap...
@@Orosian5 Oh well we can safely say we'll see him at 1M
Me looking at all the other animals that eat eggs: "Yea thats definitely unnatural"
Haven't binged on a youtube channel in a while. Fantastic content
Honestly
Watching Lord Prescott respond to his own egging with a stiff jab to the assailant always puts a smile on my face
I'll never understand people's obsession with nature and everything being natural. Cyanide is also natural.
Natural=nature=pure
Bichael Stevens you sound like the guy from "Crime Pays Botany doesn't" lol he says that line sometimes
@@alastor8091 why not try some river (raw) water. Its perfectly natural. The diarrhea you'll get is also natural.
@@alexxans1154 didnt say it was correct, but thats the rationale. Thats also why an idiotic idea like Raw Water got people to buy it in the first place.
@@alastor8091 oh sorry i though you were advocating that natural means good
Internet historian: "Eggs"
Me: what is this, a crossover episode?
the internet historian is secretly the egg man
Dr eggman
So does this make Ordinary Things the Walrus?
TheMusicalJukebox good Beatles reference dude
I raise my own chickens. Haven't bought eggs in almost 2 years. They're legit better than the stuff from the store and I tend to give my girls every 3 eggs or so. Having chickens is just nice too because I don't have to worry about how they're taken care of, because I get to make sure how they're taken care of.
The best part is all the double yolkers you get from the younger birds.
Yeah, that's one thing that was kind of glazed over. Those "happier", better cared for chickens genuinely do produce better/tastier eggs with richer yolks.
@@Firevine yolks that don’t split when you flip them in the frying pan. I tried the cheap supermarket eggs and they were thin, weak and tasteless
I miss my backyard hens.
I had one that would ride around on my shoulder when I went out to spend time with them. They're like pets that produce delicious food without slaughter. Amazing.
You can also use them to dispose of spiders in the house. They love that shit more than anything! I'd grab a chicken, hold it up to a spider, and bam! Problem solved.
I wanna do that too!
Also, I buy pasture-raised eggs from a farm I know and omg their eggs taste 10x better than regular eggs. The yolks are a golden or very rich yellow and they smell amazing!
I start every day with my daily serving of eels.
i heard they're good for your or-gans
@@OrdinaryThings Also I see you're another patrician who mixes eggs with Heinz beans.
Pasture raised eggs is all I eat now
The egg industry is brutal and cruel
How do you raise an egg in a pasture ,is there egg herding dogs
So is life. If you think factory farming is bad, just take a look at nature sometime. I can eat the chicken egg... or a fox can rip the chicken's belly open while still alive to eat the liver first, or we can keep the chicken safe and alive until KFC comes calling in 2 years.
@@JohnGalt916 I killed my son today. So is life
Surprised there was no mention of the longstanding "Are eggs good or bad for you?" controversy.
Eggs are a cheap and reliable source of protien and Vitamin D. We're just dealing with a generations-long kerfuffle over whether egg cholesterol is good or not.
As always, I don't think anybody will have any problems with eggs as long as we don't overconsume them.
TheMusicalJukebox We make our own cholesterol that’s the only type of healthy cholesterol. While in moderation anything can be “healthy” in small enough doses you can get protein from healthier plant based sources and either go outside or take a vitamin d supplement
cholesterol is super healthy for you. its nonsense to say otherwise.
@@PurePuritan But isn't it nonsense to say dietary cholesterol is super healthy for you? Or is that really the truth?
@@Leksa135 The short answer is that we had some fundamental flaws in how we viewed dietary cholesterol. Modern research is pointing toward dietary cholesterol being good for you, and low cholesterol diets were correlated with certain health conditions, including neurological problems.
I love your channel. It’s been fun eating your subs grow so fast every week recently. I have never used or supported anyone with Patreon, however after binging all of your content I was motivated to make an account, and you are now the first creator I am supporting (pretty sure brutalmoose is next). Keep making your content, you are truly one of the best and most entertaining creators currently on this platform.
Everybody gansta until the eggs start hatching people in your dreams
Picture this, it’s a workday, 2 years since you first saw this video. The place is quiet for a bit and in the back of your mind, from the depths, the eggs with beans song cometh. This is my curse.
This is like any other of the comedy based journalism shows out there, except the jokes are actually funny.
Giving this a 'like' because of how you gave a shout-out to the Ontario egg campaign. As a consumer of Canadian advertisements, I always found these ones quite charming and subtle. Nice change of pace to the flashy fast cutting loud music cookie cutter format most commercials use now-a-days. Anyways great video lad cheers from the Great White North!
So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?
superb
I remember throwing some credible, inedible eggs in my youth.
"Egg"- Danny DeVito
After watching every current video up to this one, I have to say, it's gonna be really tough to beat. This might be your magnum opus! Thanks to the internet historian for turning me on to your channel. Love your shit. Much love, Ordinary Things!!! 💖
Applause! Well done!
Any chance you could do a show on how the music industry pushes their music in us in various ways? Top of the Pops/American Bandstand, “pay-o-la”, Tic Tom, etc.
Seems like a decent topic for your style.
that's a great idea. All the way up to today, that's a fun story
Don't forget to include that secret meeting between record industry execs and the private prison lobby where they discussed pushing gangster rap and suppressing conscious music
For clucks sake, just make an egg plopper 9000 already, a metal-plastic-silicon machine that makes the best eggs in the universe, to end the horror.
I was not prepared for 8:29 I must admit that I laughed more than I should have
It’s funny because “cloaca” literally translates to sewer in spanish
"Kloake" in German has the same meaning. :D
Same Latin root word.
@@Alias_Anybody You seem like a fun guy.
Cloaca Maxima, the name of the Roman sewers.
Same root, doesn't translate because they refer to entirely different things.
Cage free is actually important because the chickens (which are naturally omnivorous) have a shot at eating worms and bugs when they go outside. This makes the chicken, and her egg, healthier. Eggs are also best in slot for easy healthy cholesterol and protein.
1:13 yes
the BEST food is made by Ghibli
I’ve literally been binging this whole channel for the last 3 days. I can’t stop. These are so good!!!
Never thought I'd hear the words sailor moon and seppuku in the same sentence.
"The incredible edible egg!"
Wait... do you mean to say I've been eating inedible eggs this whole time!?
I love me some individually packed bird period
Wow, you just completely forgot one of the most memorable basic food commercials:
*BEEF*
*It's what's for dinner...*
*tonight.*
*_dun-dun-dun_*
I haven’t made myself eggs for breakfast in a year or so. Today I did and this is the first recommended video for me.
Did you brag about it to someone ?
Allow camera to record audio? Agree.
I was looking for a mealtime video, but only after clicking on this one I remembered that the food on my table was boiled eggs.
how was the egg beans? I never heard of anybody doing that before.
Thanks for mentioning the Egg Farmer's of Ontario's hilarious marketing campaign, it reminds me a lot of VIA Rail Canada's "Change your habits" campaign, where one person would accuse the other of something, saying "Why do you do -----", to which they will reply with "Why don't you take the Train?" It was smart, simple, and effective
EELS are the perfect breakfast item.
Only eat expensive-range eggs.
- The American Salami Seat
Holy shit my town is famous for eggs, like everyone and their mother/sister has chickens in their backyard. We literally have a parade for eggs every year and the fish school football games are called the egg bowl.
I used to be able to eat eggs. Now I just get a powerful laxatives reaction to them.
I'm always amazed by the quality of the wordplay in old British public service anouncements
Same. Makes me nostalgic for a time and place I've never been.
Also, is that Colin in your avatar?
smh my head, just another corrupt youtuber in the pocket of Big Egg
Thanks for sharing that Ontario egg commercial that I have to sit through every time I try to watch a hockey game.
Fried egg gang
Scrambled squad
Pickled egg syndicate.
Me like egg! yummy yummy! (Sponsored by Boiled egg Boys)
For people asking, the song at 5:40 is called Dance of the Knight by Profokiev
Thank you hero
I buy eggs from my friend who has chickens that run around outside.
The fact that "as Japanese as Sailor Moon and Seppuku" isn't even the funniest line in this video is a testament to how good this dude is.
It may be against TOS to go shoving your beans up in eggs like that.
Whatever happened to the backyard hens, anyway? It's good quality of life for the bird, cheap eggs for the household, fewer bugs in the backyard, and a lot less table scraps being sent to landfills. I'd love to see that make a comeback.
I don't have chickens for the same reason I don't have any other animals:
My own poo is the maximum amount of poo I want to deal with.
@@A_Haunted_Pancake
That's valid. Though I've heard if you give them a super deep woodchip bed in their yard they'll scratch around and bury everything for you.
Can't confirm from experience, though.
I remember stories about fake eggs made of gelatin being sold somewhere. I wonder if that was actually a true story.
Ngl the eggs aren’t weird commercial is one of the few commercials I actually like because it’s just funny to watch ironically
Well, I never would have described eggs as "fresh as the breeze"
The part at the end where Prescott gets into that fight always gives me a good chuckle.
I don't know why the phrase "a egg" is so hilarious to me
The irony of getting Creme Egg advert in the middle of this
This is exactly what my hangover needed. This and poached eggs.
If only we could engineer a form of chicken that’s literally just a ball of meat, no brain, nothing, just a being of pure muscle fibers like a tribble
“As Japanese as Sailor Moon and seppuku.” 🤣
I'm so glad your channel popped up in my recommended. Your videos are awesome.
I quite like eggs. Omelettes are the perfect breakfast food.
"A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg... You see, it's all a matter perspective..."
I thought I met some "Egg Chicks" one time, then realized I was just at some strange German fetish 0rgy. Best "Deviled Egg Casserole" I've ever had at the buffet though.
I think it's the shell that allows us to eat eggs regularly because if they just came out wet from the cloaca of a bird then I think most people would probably pass.
I'm totally calling McMuffin eggs "DNA discs" from now on
There is nothing more shocking than biting down on a molecule of eggshell in your breakfast
Rich Evans voice:
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGS!!!*
I raise chickens and sell eggs for a living. The corporate industry is a deathtrap for farmers who never earn a cern, but i sell mine right off the farm to the locals and its just so satisfying. I work a regular job 15 hours a week but my farm is profitable and while stressful there is nothing more satisfying to me than having a diverse chicken heard (multiple breeds, 50 of them are endangered, the rarest only has 400 chickens left on earth and i have 43!). Collecting those eggs, from chickens that i raised that are in a lot of cases already 10 years old (most die in the first 2 years, but a lot of them are seemingly ageless, the ones that die are mostly the new breeds the old 19th century breeds are very healthy!). Its just such a great feeling to collect eggs every morning.
I don't remember getting hot enligsh muff with my mcdonalds breakfast.
Nothing beats the morning egg on a pan steamed, creamy yolk on bread
So happy to know im not the only one that thinks Gibli's eggs look amazing
The eggs and the potatoes are the best and most versitile food and ingredients in all humanity history period
Hands down
Here in the US, "Free Range" means "we briefly opened a door to the outside of this horrible factory farm after all but assuring that none of the chickens within would be able to take advantage of it." "Pasture raised" on the other hand actually has a real meaning that some consumers (including myself) think is worth paying for.
i had 4 chicken free roaming inside a 20X20 zone outside and they had a big 15X15 shed all for themselves. as i was butchering them one day the neighbor called the cops and said i was mistreating my animals in "horrible condition" keeping them in a small coop and was torturing them. long story short, people are fuc8ing retarded.
@@Francois_Dupont They sure are. I'm not following the link to what I posted, though.
@@Francois_Dupont
Some people have an extremly low bar for calling the cops
Who tf in their right mind would actually waste the time of officers over fucking chicken??
@@__-yz1ob i heard later one of the neighbor children saw me carrying the rooster upside down, they then made a story of me torturing the chicken and chopping their head off. (the last part was true)
that day i had "butchered" my chicken and rooster because they had stopped laying eggs and winter was coming. but i never hurt my animals and they always had the big barn for themselves, plenty of food and water and everything. also how am i supposed to make delicious chicken soup without killing them first?! also i gave them plenty of table scraps and they even had a pellet dispenser that was always full of commercial feed. they must have been the happiest chicken in my country. one time i even tried to put a leash and one leg and walk it tru my garden so they eat the bugs. that didnt work because chicken are too dumb, but i tried. i would bring them bugs and snakes all the time because they loved bugs so much. they would jump 5ft in the air just to eat a fly on the wall.
i had literally bought a big round bale of hay for my chicken that year. i would remove the old hay from the shed floor and put new hay everyweek. all that for only 4chicken and one rooster. meanwhile in industrial chicken place they are in cages in the dark and they cant even turn around!
I dodnt know this il have to look into it
Id forgot how cool the word spaff is . I will be using it profusely in my vocabulary now
Eggs are a highly valuable food in the animal kingdom too. Most animals will steal eggs for food if they're not strictly herbivorous, and if they can get to them.
Deers will eat bird eggs sometimes
Yeah they eat then raw. If you do that you probably end up in the hospital
@@hgmrick Carnivores and predator animals typically have a much more resilient digestive system with stronger stomach acids. Its why they can eat raw meat (and eggs) and not get sick. That doesn't disprove the fact that animals will eat other animals eggs if they have the chance. We have just figured out that cooking is safer and more efficient for our human digestive system. Egg shells are also edible and provide minerals like Calcium.
@@hgmrick I've eaten eggs raw many times actually lol
@@nicksalvatore5717 you probably wash them with soap before doing that. A lion doesn't do that... And you wanna be just like a REAL carnivore right?
You earned my like with the hot English muff line
7:26. There’s actually something better than free range. I only buy “pasture raised” eggs as the chickens actually get to forage for a good amount of time, so they’re healthier.
There's something even better -- left alone and undisturbed by weirdos who want to eat chicken periods
"Or this brain stink from the American pork board"
*cuts to commercial for car oil*