Reading Your WEIRD Fan Fiction
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 พ.ค. 2024
- Jack Manifold has logged onto Wattpad to read the awful, terrible things you have been writing about him. You should take a long, hard look in a mirror
(in all seriousness do not send any hate to any of the people that wrote these. that's not cool)
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THE THUMBNAIL CAUGHT ME SOO OFF GAURD 😭
SAME 😭😭
REAL😭😭✋✋🛑🛑🛑
SAME😭😭😭😭
REAL 😭
That scared me so bad😭
I'm telling a trusted adult.
i’m slipping a note into the worry box
calling HR
i saw something and i'm gonna say something
Sadness is driving my emotion bus.
i’m putting a folded piece of paper into the D.A.R.E. box
The fact that the first fanfiction had like 5x more reads than subscribers on this channel 😭
they were all on that JACK MANIFOLD GRIND 💪💪💪💪💪
well, re-reads count too, and it counts per chapter all added up, so if its a conistent reader it counts for more and if said consistent reader reeads the book multiple times each view goes in for more
does that make sense?
-a fanfic reader and writer
@@LizordSwordHELLL YEAHHHHHHHH SUBSCRIBEEE
@@LizordSwordthis is what I have to do to stay on the grind? ☹️
@@Skiddlewinkersyes
"Who is writing this-this is William Shakespeare" legit just ao3 in a nutshell, it can be the most depraved smut or darkest angst you could ever imagine and the writer will *still* somehow manage to make it sound better than most novels
(Yes i know this was from wattpadd, but i believe my point still stands)
Don’t tell him about ao3 OP
We need him to read the quality stuff from ao3
Love how the comments above mine contradict each other lol
No cuz the ao3 is so true tho 😭
Right???
currently writing fanfiction but can't stop the jack manifold grind
what is it about
Hahaha
Is it about Jack Manifold?
Me and you both
Same but it's not THAT kinda fanfic 💀
The way my hand SLAPPED over my mouth in terror for you
Wicked pfp lmao
@@G_TheMess_2.0 W Profile picture
I DID THE SAME THING
the fact he went to wattpad too, no shade to the writers there (i am one) but i find some absolutely ludicrous fanfic on there.
LMAO I SAW THIS VIDEO AND SCREAMED
"I would never make a professional relationship inappropriate! I'm not THAT Minecraft TH-camr"
THE SHADE, MY MOUTH DROPPED
Who was he referencing?? (I'm not with the times)
He said “that kind of Minecraft TH-camr” in a general sense, because “Minecraft TH-camr” is synonymous with ‘pedophile’
@@ERROR_A23 Dream💀
@@JadeBaeza-sc1pmI think was referencing just creepy ones in general not directly dream
@@VanillaPanda1712 yeah but dream is known for having really unprofessional and parasocial relationships with viewers, and jack publicly dislikes him 💀
currently "ruining your insides" but can't stop the Jack Manifold grind
This is the best one so far 💀
😭
Hey where’d my intestines go D:
JACK NO. PUT THE FANFICTION DOWN.
Us: Jack what are you holding?
Jack: A FANFIC
Us: NO!!
Jack: YOU CANT STOP ME!
Us: NOOO, JACK! PUT. IT. DOWN
THE WAY HE SAID GYATT I CAN'T
G-eye-yat 👆😃
"GUY AT" 💀😭
gyuy-att ☝️🤓
G - YAUT
guyat
currently hearing voices in the mental asylum but cant stop that jack manifold grind
currently talking to someone as a voice in your head in the mental asylum but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind
Currently a mental asylum housing a person with voices in their head but can’t stop that Jack manifold grind
Currently in the walls of the mental asylum watching someone watch a person hearing voices in their head but can't stop that jack manifold grind
currently a nurse at the thescorpionstail mental asylum watching over a schizophrenic person named skyemaiii hearing lemon_kid4527 in their head but cant stop jack manifold grind
Currently a tree outside a mental asylum watching a person hear voices in their head but can't stop that jack manifold grind
‘It’s two hours long?!?’ That, my friends, shows he has never been on ao3 and seen the word counts of some of these fics
100k+ word counts only
A fic i was reading had a three million word count 💀
(And it’s currently still unfinished)
@@SOULBYTEZ 400k+ or leave it
and ao3 has better written smut too but i wouldn't be surprised if some of it's filthier 😭
@@lxver.mp4ao3 is too complex for them
22:07 jack dating someone born yesterday? A 0 year old? True Minecraft TH-camr tradition
PLSSS😭😭
0_0
THE WAY I SCREAMED
NAAAH 😭
the gasp i gusped when he said "im a different type of minecraft youtuber" at around 4:23 HELPPP 😭
THE SHADE THO-
I WAS THINKING THAT
We all know Jack isn’t next on the list ❤️
@@mypasswordisbootyyyshaker9000 😢
I feel like you shouldn't have said that.. jinxing is real..@@mypasswordisbootyyyshaker9000
I love how Jack announced that he was going to read smut and then.... was surprised and shocked when he... read smut.
My dude. 🤦
alot of people dk what smut means... my dude.
How to comment something funny:
1. Say something random and pretty ridiculous
2. End it with “ but can’t stop that jack manifold grind”
3. Go eat gosh darn it
Currently fighting grognak the destroyer to save the universe but can't stop that Jack manifold grind
Forgot to eat. Go consume some uranium 😃
Currently robbing the elderly, but can't stop that jack manifold grind
currently giving a kid some crisis, but can't stop that Jack manifold grind
currently going clinically insane because I am locked up in my house with the only source of food being the remains of my dead family who all died before me and my source of drink being when it rains but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind.
Thank god he didn’t find my jack mainfold x queen Elizabeth’s dead corpse x a literal keyboard
huh? 😀
What ☠️☠️
Nahhhh you definitely seen that bc no way you’d come up with something that specific
@Nether_Rose IT'S REAL??
WAIT I GOTTA LOOK
Back again! Can't stop that J-... Jack? JACK?! JACK NO-
HELPPPP😭😭😭😭😭
Thank god he didn't find any omegaverse fics, he would never recover
oml the war flashbacks 😔💪
LMFAO REAL
Lmao at the fact there are only 159 Jack x Readers on ao3 and most of them he’s not even the main pairing!
I’m so glad we all agree that Jack gets no bitches
Tbh ao3 is just more respectful of creator boundaries… and prefers character depth and plot to generic dull self insert
@@kwowkawelll.. you haven't touched the right side of ao3 then. Because they are NOT respectful of CC's boundaries let me tell you
@@slaughtrrbeachrighttt lmfao
@@kwowka son if they were respectful of their boundaries, they wouldn't be writing shipfics of /real people/ in the first place
NO JACK DONT-
ITS GONNA SCAR YOU- *trust me i know*
@@Aries_Plays_STUFF 😭
jaaaaack put the fanfiction down.. put it away.. jack- nO- LEAVE WATTPAD
Right.
I like how he was mad they weren’t interesting enough and then acts shocked when he finds a smutty one 😭😭 jack be glad u weren’t around when early Dan and Phil fanfics were 💀
he's six months younger than me, and from _my_ experience with dan and phil fanfics, he 100% could've been there for that
@@ilexdiapason I mean as a TH-camr nobody was writing jack manifold hat fics
NOT THE DAN AND PHIL
@@caitlinbrett4228 oh no. they definitely are. i used to be in the dsmp and specifically the dream team fandom. some of the stuff was worse than things like the hat fic, skin fic or even whisk fic
Wha... What's the skin fic? I can kinda guess the whisk fic but, like, oh no.
As someone who frequently reads fanfiction (not of you, and not of real people, but still), this is really funny to watch, partly because you went to Wattpad of all places. Yeah, sometimes you’ll find good fics on there, but if you want to be more aware of / warned about what you’re about to read, AO3 is much better.
The tagging system is more thorough and - when used correctly by the author - is very specific, and the writing quality is typically higher (likely due to an older user base). The downside, though, is that AO3 has zero restrictions on what can be written and posted there. While the majority of fics & writers are relatively normal / hinged, there is… well, it’s a lot worse than the typical unhinged Wattpad story. So. If you ever want free trauma, I suggest finding your character tag on AO3 -
Actually, I’ll see if I can get to an awful section of fics using the filters (AO3’s filtering system is much better than Wattpad’s, due to the more complex tagging system).
Okay, so I used a few tag filters and got down to ~250 fics which are (potentially) unhinged. Probably won’t all be centered around you, but they all have the character tag, but there should be at least a few dozen which are. There seems to be a decent mix of unhinged smut and unhinged non-smut, and, looking through the first page of fics, I’m seeing some therapy-worthy tags on a few of them.
Also, a lot of them will probably be DSMP fics, written about the characters rather than the content creators, since that’s a bit tricky to figure out & work around with the filters and fandom tags, so I just didn’t bother trying to exclude it. Anyways, here’s what I got:
Link (long link, sorry): archiveofourown.org/works?commit=Sort+and+Filter&work_search%5Bsort_column%5D=revised_at&include_work_search%5Bfandom_ids%5D%5B%5D=218280&work_search%5Bother_tag_names%5D=&exclude_work_search%5Brating_ids%5D%5B%5D=9&exclude_work_search%5Brating_ids%5D%5B%5D=10&exclude_work_search%5Brating_ids%5D%5B%5D=11&work_search%5Bexcluded_tag_names%5D=&work_search%5Bcrossover%5D=&work_search%5Bcomplete%5D=T&work_search%5Bwords_from%5D=&work_search%5Bwords_to%5D=&work_search%5Bdate_from%5D=&work_search%5Bdate_to%5D=&work_search%5Bquery%5D=&work_search%5Blanguage_id%5D=en&tag_id=Jack+Manifold
Also, here’s how I got there:
Tag: Jack Manifold
*Included filters*
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF (Real Person Fiction)
*Excluded filters*
Ratings: Teen and Up; General; Not Rated
*More filter options*
Complete Works Only
Language: English
Feel free to mess with the filters and see what you can find!
I… did not mean for this comment to go this route, but, you know, the neurodivergence was neurodiverging, and I don’t want to have spent 20 minutes writing all this just to not comment it, so it’s whatever
i happen to be quite the AO3 veteran and knew what I would likely be getting into here.
yet still on this momentous day of May 5, 2024, i decided to fuck myself over by scrolling through these.
i need soap or bleach, just from looking at the tags.
dear god.
first fic i saw had the tag AU - hybrids, and was a DSMP fic.
not even surprised, but still terrified. thank you
I’m a Ao3 newbie and I scrolled for like 10 seconds and then stopped myself, if you would be so kind to extend some of your bleach to me fellow Ao3 member it would be much appreciated.
Thanks to the two people in the replies who have convinced me that I should not dig through that link, your sacrifice is appreciated
@@clubpankake Every time you get curious just remember..
It’s not worth it..
It’s never worth it..
JUST DONT.
o7 soldiers.
"I wouldn'tdo that, im a different kind of Minecraft TH-camr" oml i just cant-
Gives a whole new meaning to the jack manifold grind
NOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭
OH GODS NO
Best comment
Oh
...😨
"ruining your insides can't be chapter ten!" I'M SOBBING 😭😭
no one ever prepares for this
As an ao3 reader the wattpad smut chapter caught me so off guard 😭😭
currently on death row but can’t stop that Jack manifold grind
digital footprint
cowabummer
Rip in peace
I searched up ‘Jack manifold fanfic’ three days ago to see if he’d done this and now here we are. I manifested it.
yeah yeah we all know why you really searched "jack manifold fanfic" 🙄 loool
Why would you do this
ON TH-cam I SHOULD SPECIFY, GUYS, I SEARCHED IT ON TH-cam
Who else is watching this instead of mandatory homework that you have thirty minutes to complete?
Have a massive art project due tomorrow but I can't stop that jack manifold grind
@@lilli7227 YES I HAVE 2 ASSESSMENTS DUE TM BUT GOTTA KEEP THE JACK MANIFOLD GRIND
Gave up on it 😔
@@lilli7227 I have math and English homework to do. I'm crying and it hasn't even been 7 minutes.
gl soldier
I love how more big creators are reading fic but I wish they’d read the good fics on ao3 because some write really good shit
EXACTLY, unfortunatly, it doesn't make for as good content :(
WHY IS NO ONE POINTING OUT THE FACT THAT IT SAYS "URETHRA" AT 15:33 I'M CRYING
HELP
I think what makes this worse for me is thAT IVE READ THE FIRST FANFIC AGES AGO
me too buddy, it was a terrifying jumpscare
Same 😭
im rediscovering his channel after like 3 years and these fics gave me whiplash wtf 😭😭
These kinda of videos must scare fanfiction writers... the youtuber you watch calling out your fanfiction...
currently enslaving cats to grow watermelons for me but can't stop that Jack Man of Fold grind
man of fold
The fold master himself
THE THUMBNAIL WHAT?!?!?! IT ONLY GOT WORSE HOLY SHIT 😭😭😭😭 WE'RE ALL VICTIMS NOW
That last one was ACTUAL Jack Manifilth 💀
That ending was like getting run over by a truck
Just got violently run over by a truck but can't stop that jack manifold grind
when bro find out about AO3 its over for him
i love the heavy misunderstanding of what a painter does
25:36 i love how the reaction to "hmm, someone might be robbing me" is to IMMEDIATELY run over to catch it on stream
"Ruining your insides" is crazyyy
Someone wrote that about REAL people in a REAL relationship😭😭 That's insane
@@AngelDustMyBel0ved ikrrr
@@AngelDustMyBel0vedyou've never touched fanfic sites have you
ok I already knew this was going to be bad but the second I glanced at the desc and saw this was all coming from wattpad I knew this was going to be vile
6:18 jack,let me tell you about a genre called.....slow burn
also letting jack go free range on wattpad or any fanfic website feels like taking a small child into a sex club and just leaving them there
Currently in the middle of a civilization-ending nuclear war but can't stop that Jack manifold grond.
honestly very tired of seeing content creators only engage with fanfiction to mock it. you never see them look at actually fun fanfiction the same way they react to fanart and animatics, and instead go after (usually) beginner writers for committing a cardinal sin of being cringe and weird online. this only results in author getting harassed abd publicly humiliated while the entirety of the medium remains overlooked by the fans and generally brushed off TwT
im sorry but the amount of smut that is made that has real people in it is insane. Its one thing if there fictional characters but these are real people man. There are PLENTY of very good writers that aren't beginners all that write this shit and fans read it. I mean come on its literally in the video half a million reads just a on one fic alone. The medium is most certainly not brushed off. Fanfics deserve the mockery they gain. But i do agree that writers shouldn't be harassed over it thats just cruel.
@Hannie_bull "fanfics deserve the mockery they get" "but I do agree that the writers shouldn't be harassed over it" what the fuck do you think publicly humiliating someone like this is???? Like I don't think writing smut of real people is good in any way but there's a simple fucking rule that's "don't like, don't read". I don't know what to tell you but humiliating someone like this with a platform as big as Jack is just borderline harassment.
Like oh what if someone made a video about how cringe someone's drawing is when it's literally just a new artist trying to draw? What do you think that's gonna accomplish?
Also if you go out looking for said smut fics maybe you shouldn't be surprised when you find smut fics.
Also fanfic authors DO get way less attention then fanartists and other artists. Tumblr and ao3 are great examples. A popular fanfic on tumblr will have 200 notes while popular fanart will have 10k notes.
Mocking fanfics and fanfic writers just shows you have no appreciation for your fans to me.
literally this omg like I get that it may be uncomfortable to read a book about yourself but ??set boundaries or just don't make the video yk?? The writers will have no ideas that these were going to be read and the sudden influx of hate will NOT be fun at all for them
@@meh9623Most creators do not ask to be written about in a sexual manner or romantic. But fandoms still make it regardless of boundaries or the creator's comfort. If a creator reads something about themselves that makes them uncomfortable they are allowed to be uncomfortable and laugh it off. If you make content about someone it should be allowed to be seen by the person your writing about.
If the creator doesn't like it then whatever they don't have to love everything there fans make. It doesn't mean they don't appreciate there fans and the community.
I make fanfics myself and i believe its fine to laugh at stupid wattpad fics. As long as your ONLY laughing at the content and don't go harassing the creators like going to all there socials and flooding there pages commenting about it on there post dming them ect ect. If your embarrassed that someone read your fan fic and didn't like it why post it at all? You can't post stuff online and expect everyone to love it. I mean the majority if these fanfics are fairly innocent and so wasn't jack's responses to them.
This video is tame there are millions exactly like it. Its an internet staple to read weird fanfics and giggle its nothing new.
(Why can I not @ the original commentor?) Yeah, I'd really like to see them make a video/stream about some of the good fanfictions, like how they make videos/stream the animatics that they like. Actually more specifically I want to see them read some good *gen* fanfics. There's plenty of it out there, romance and smut is not everything.
There are also some well liked animatics that are based off of fanfics.
Jack is such a skibidi rizzler
He got that Ohio skibidi Rizz from the fanum tax grimace shake 🗣️🥶🔥💯GYATT
@@rickdingenenzoWhat
@@afsgsgqdah alright urrm what the sigma? skibidi Ohio outa here bucko 🗣️🔥💯💯💯
@@rickdingenenzo Was I drugged
@@afsgsgqdah yeah yesterday when you drank something before you went to sleep I did, bucko, you're done for 🗣️🔥🔥you got 24 hours left
the vein in jacks forehead got an absolute workout in this video
26:26 HE LOOKS GENUENILY SCARED 😭🙏 (me too)
when he said “this is slightly too well-written for my liking.” i’ve been a fanfic consumer for like 5 years and there is for sure some badly-written, badly-executed, and overall bad stories. but i can’t imagine how awkward it must be to read fanfic about yourself and be like “wtf this is… well-written?”
Currently reading Jack Manifold fanfiction but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind
I had to take two steps back when I saw the thumbnail
Just saying maybe we should stop making fun of fic writers they are like a fandom's backbone, not every fic is like this
This!
THISS!!! And even if every fic what like this, some are genuinely well written (case in point, the first one)
I agree. But we're a minority of voices who agree so it's unlikely he will see this
They were all pretty tame until the last one. That reaction was priceless.
Yeah normally I would say do NOT search your name on fanfiction sites, cause like, it's full of 16 year olds writing about TH-camrs they find hot. That's why it's not well written, cause it's teens writing about a crush they have (which they are doing off on sites where streamers don't go, and not in twitch chat or on twitter where you might see). It was never intended for the streamer to see, and probably they're now horrified that it got seen. I dunno, this one was funny, but I kind of feel bad for the writers, cause it's probably a bunch of teenagers who just got made fun of by a youtuber they admire.
I’m so scared genuinely
Update: that was horrifying
im 2 minutes in now im scared to watch it
JACK NOOO YOU DON'T WANNA DO THIS I SWEAR
JACK DONT READ THEM SAVE YOURSELF NOW
1:47 As a girl, I can vouch that we do like ‘sigma looksmaxxers’ who can ‘rizz up gyatts’.
As a girl, I can also vouch that my previous statement was extreme sarcasm.
some fanfiction is the modern equivalent of medieval torture. also why does he say gyatt like that
British
my favourite part of all this is that NOBODY asked for this and he just decided to read fan fictions on his own accord
"all girls what a sigma looksmaxxer who can rizz up gyatts."-Jack Manifold, May 2024.
Currently in the psych ward and cannot stop that jack manifold grind
This the realest shit ever though because in the ward we would beg to be allowed on yt to watch jack manifold with that same reasoning and they started using it as a reward for when we were good ☹️
@@the.zibellnator YESSS
@@tegs0607xx I swear some of the nurses were like “only *good* mentally ill teens get to continue the jack manifold grind”
oh that’s not
got the notification and let out an audible "YIPPEE"
Currently having a mental breakdown but I can't stop the Jack Manifold grind.
6:44 the genius shock on his face I have never once seen him this shocked 😭
8:53 - 9:20 this whole segment made me realise how much I want Jack to narrate an audiobook
"This is like the slowest burn ever"
Yeah just gotta.. uh.. don't mind me completely ignoring all the 300K slow burn fanfics I got saved on ao3- Yuuupppp there we go. All shoved down the closet, right next to my bed. Yeah this is totally such a slow and long read. I agree, Jack.
If only he saw what was on Ao3
The thing is. There’s worse fanfics on Ao3 but there’s also some wholesome nicer ones. Though it BARELY balances the bad stuff man. (Love the good fic writers though!)
wow! what a beautiful day! lets see what jack posted, hey jac- JACK. JACK. CALM DOWN. PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT DEOWN.
6:58 the “well done” caught me off guard but still on the manifold grind
I opened TH-cam and I screamed loudly in fear when I saw this
currently eating a door but can't stop that jack manifold grind
Currently eating your insides but can't stop that Jack manifold grind
@@rickdingenenzo they better be mashed
what flavour is the door?
@@alexashley406 wood
@@The_Awesome_potato Cedar? Mahogany? ....Oak?
Currently traumatized from the last one but can’t stop that Jack manifold grind
Jack read a smutfic but never verbally asked for it to me taken down, so I think he’s gonna be reading up in his free time
“Slowest burn ever” my ass, I’m reading a fanfic with 752 pages and still not a kiss
lmao
I delayed this video for 2 whole days because of the thumbnail. I needed that long of a break to recover, but i can't stop the manifold grind
1:38 THIS IS JUST- ✨*chef's kiss*✨
jack no jack please jack....JACK
ive literally never heard of you until today but can't stop that jack manifold grind
"If the number's prime, I just decline" is going to be my new method for deciding whether or not I should answer random calls
yk ccs hit rock bottom when they read ff of themselves for content 💀
“Someone had a mental breakdown with my name in it” in tears 😭
Currently burning in the depths of hell after i fell into a crack in the Earth but can't stop that Jack manifold
Jack I watched you and Tommy’s show while you were in Chicago you guys did absolutely amazing!!
sorry...ARE YOU JUST IGNORING FREDDIE *AND* BINDA??? jack and tommys show...smh😔
@@alexmagee8153 oh yes my bad I’m very sorry Freddie and binda😢
currently trying to finish a heartbreaking canon compliant marauders fanfiction on ao3 but cant stop that jack manifold grind
good luck soldier
Forge on warrior. o7
you’ve just reminded me that I was going to get back into my Harry Potter phase because at least fictional characters can’t be outed as abusers, a marauders fic seems like a good start 😌
@@eeeeee8829 that is such a mood, I recommend just lovers (like we were supposed to be), choices, and art heist baby. XX (apologies in advance for the pain)
13:13 okay why is no one talking about HOW AMAZING THAT IS?! IT IS PERFECT OMG 😭
its 2 am but i cant stop the jack grind
The fact that I'm sick doesn't help. It wasn't so bad in the beginning I guess, then when it came to 27:00 I started coughing out of shock and crying out of trauma. 😭
HELP THAT FIRST FANFICTIONS NOTES GRILLED YOU
THE WAY I CLOSED TH-cam WHEN HE WAS READING THE LAST ONE- 😭
I THOUGHT THE THUMBNAIL WAS A JOKE OHYMHOF😭😭😭😭😭😭
I was not mentally prepared for those last 2 minutes.
"Overflowing with liquids" is absolutely FOUL ...
I KNOW ONE OF THESE WRITERS (not personally) AND LOVE THEIR DSMP MEMBER FANFICS- LIKE SO MUCH- AGHH
the whoopa story was actual art, i had me crying so hard, such a tragedy
you really expect a good fanfiction after reading picture perfect first? the person who made that is a GOD at writing fanfictions 😭
Just been buried 50000 KM underground with absolutely ZERO Wi-Fi but I can’t stop that JackManifold grind.
THE SCREAM I SCRUMT WHILE JACK WAS READING THE LAST STORY
SCRUMT? WHAT. IS THAT A WORD