"Who is writing this-this is William Shakespeare" legit just ao3 in a nutshell, it can be the most depraved smut or darkest angst you could ever imagine and the writer will *still* somehow manage to make it sound better than most novels (Yes i know this was from wattpadd, but i believe my point still stands)
well, re-reads count too, and it counts per chapter all added up, so if its a conistent reader it counts for more and if said consistent reader reeads the book multiple times each view goes in for more does that make sense? -a fanfic reader and writer
I like how he was mad they weren’t interesting enough and then acts shocked when he finds a smutty one 😭😭 jack be glad u weren’t around when early Dan and Phil fanfics were 💀
@@caitlinbrett4228 oh no. they definitely are. i used to be in the dsmp and specifically the dream team fandom. some of the stuff was worse than things like the hat fic, skin fic or even whisk fic
@@VanillaPanda1712 yeah but dream is known for having really unprofessional and parasocial relationships with viewers, and jack publicly dislikes him 💀
currently a nurse at the thescorpionstail mental asylum watching over a schizophrenic person named skyemaiii hearing lemon_kid4527 in their head but cant stop jack manifold grind
when he said “this is slightly too well-written for my liking.” i’ve been a fanfic consumer for like 5 years and there is for sure some badly-written, badly-executed, and overall bad stories. but i can’t imagine how awkward it must be to read fanfic about yourself and be like “wtf this is… well-written?”
As someone who frequently reads fanfiction (not of you, and not of real people, but still), this is really funny to watch, partly because you went to Wattpad of all places. Yeah, sometimes you’ll find good fics on there, but if you want to be more aware of / warned about what you’re about to read, AO3 is much better. The tagging system is more thorough and - when used correctly by the author - is very specific, and the writing quality is typically higher (likely due to an older user base). The downside, though, is that AO3 has zero restrictions on what can be written and posted there. While the majority of fics & writers are relatively normal / hinged, there is… well, it’s a lot worse than the typical unhinged Wattpad story. So. If you ever want free trauma, I suggest finding your character tag on AO3 - Actually, I’ll see if I can get to an awful section of fics using the filters (AO3’s filtering system is much better than Wattpad’s, due to the more complex tagging system). Okay, so I used a few tag filters and got down to ~250 fics which are (potentially) unhinged. Probably won’t all be centered around you, but they all have the character tag, but there should be at least a few dozen which are. There seems to be a decent mix of unhinged smut and unhinged non-smut, and, looking through the first page of fics, I’m seeing some therapy-worthy tags on a few of them. Also, a lot of them will probably be DSMP fics, written about the characters rather than the content creators, since that’s a bit tricky to figure out & work around with the filters and fandom tags, so I just didn’t bother trying to exclude it. Anyways, here’s what I got: Link (long link, sorry): archiveofourown.org/works?commit=Sort+and+Filter&work_search%5Bsort_column%5D=revised_at&include_work_search%5Bfandom_ids%5D%5B%5D=218280&work_search%5Bother_tag_names%5D=&exclude_work_search%5Brating_ids%5D%5B%5D=9&exclude_work_search%5Brating_ids%5D%5B%5D=10&exclude_work_search%5Brating_ids%5D%5B%5D=11&work_search%5Bexcluded_tag_names%5D=&work_search%5Bcrossover%5D=&work_search%5Bcomplete%5D=T&work_search%5Bwords_from%5D=&work_search%5Bwords_to%5D=&work_search%5Bdate_from%5D=&work_search%5Bdate_to%5D=&work_search%5Bquery%5D=&work_search%5Blanguage_id%5D=en&tag_id=Jack+Manifold Also, here’s how I got there: Tag: Jack Manifold *Included filters* Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF (Real Person Fiction) *Excluded filters* Ratings: Teen and Up; General; Not Rated *More filter options* Complete Works Only Language: English Feel free to mess with the filters and see what you can find! I… did not mean for this comment to go this route, but, you know, the neurodivergence was neurodiverging, and I don’t want to have spent 20 minutes writing all this just to not comment it, so it’s whatever
i happen to be quite the AO3 veteran and knew what I would likely be getting into here. yet still on this momentous day of May 5, 2024, i decided to fuck myself over by scrolling through these. i need soap or bleach, just from looking at the tags. dear god.
I’m a Ao3 newbie and I scrolled for like 10 seconds and then stopped myself, if you would be so kind to extend some of your bleach to me fellow Ao3 member it would be much appreciated.
Lmao at the fact there are only 159 Jack x Readers on ao3 and most of them he’s not even the main pairing! I’m so glad we all agree that Jack gets no bitches
How to comment something funny: 1. Say something random and pretty ridiculous 2. End it with “ but can’t stop that jack manifold grind” 3. Go eat gosh darn it
currently going clinically insane because I am locked up in my house with the only source of food being the remains of my dead family who all died before me and my source of drink being when it rains but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind.
ok I already knew this was going to be bad but the second I glanced at the desc and saw this was all coming from wattpad I knew this was going to be vile 6:18 jack,let me tell you about a genre called.....slow burn also letting jack go free range on wattpad or any fanfic website feels like taking a small child into a sex club and just leaving them there
A bit of a rant here, but I usually read a lot of fanfiction (NOT THIS TYPE OFC) on AO3, it's usually just like superhero, zomie apocalypse or supernatural stuff in general AUs, nothing too bad, sometimes just silly stuff. And then after like 2 years of not seeing any weird shit, and as it was bound to happen at some point, I didn't read the tags and stumbled uppon a diry, and I mean DIRTY, fic. The thing is that the summary didn't mention any of that, and I used to only read the summary bc I didn't want spoilers with the tags so it caught me completely off guard when stuff started to happen and that shit traumatized me fr. Like, never have I ignored tags ever again after that.
"This is like the slowest burn ever" Yeah just gotta.. uh.. don't mind me completely ignoring all the 300K slow burn fanfics I got saved on ao3- Yuuupppp there we go. All shoved down the closet, right next to my bed. Yeah this is totally such a slow and long read. I agree, Jack.
1:47 As a girl, I can vouch that we do like ‘sigma looksmaxxers’ who can ‘rizz up gyatts’. As a girl, I can also vouch that my previous statement was extreme sarcasm.
The fact that I'm sick doesn't help. It wasn't so bad in the beginning I guess, then when it came to 27:00 I started coughing out of shock and crying out of trauma. 😭
Yeah normally I would say do NOT search your name on fanfiction sites, cause like, it's full of 16 year olds writing about TH-camrs they find hot. That's why it's not well written, cause it's teens writing about a crush they have (which they are doing off on sites where streamers don't go, and not in twitch chat or on twitter where you might see). It was never intended for the streamer to see, and probably they're now horrified that it got seen. I dunno, this one was funny, but I kind of feel bad for the writers, cause it's probably a bunch of teenagers who just got made fun of by a youtuber they admire.
you’ve just reminded me that I was going to get back into my Harry Potter phase because at least fictional characters can’t be outed as abusers, a marauders fic seems like a good start 😌
@@eeeeee8829 that is such a mood, I recommend just lovers (like we were supposed to be), choices, and art heist baby. XX (apologies in advance for the pain)
This the realest shit ever though because in the ward we would beg to be allowed on yt to watch jack manifold with that same reasoning and they started using it as a reward for when we were good ☹️
The amount of second hand embarrassment i had while watching his video was enough for me to stop watching it every 5 seconds because i had to compose myself
The thing is. There’s worse fanfics on Ao3 but there’s also some wholesome nicer ones. Though it BARELY balances the bad stuff man. (Love the good fic writers though!)
‘It’s two hours long?!?’ That, my friends, shows he has never been on ao3 and seen the word counts of some of these fics
100k+ word counts only
A fic i was reading had a three million word count 💀
(And it’s currently still unfinished)
@@SOULBYTEZ 400k+ or leave it
and ao3 has better written smut too but i wouldn't be surprised if some of it's filthier 😭
@@lxver.mp4ao3 is too complex for them
"Who is writing this-this is William Shakespeare" legit just ao3 in a nutshell, it can be the most depraved smut or darkest angst you could ever imagine and the writer will *still* somehow manage to make it sound better than most novels
(Yes i know this was from wattpadd, but i believe my point still stands)
Don’t tell him about ao3 OP
We need him to read the quality stuff from ao3
Love how the comments above mine contradict each other lol
No cuz the ao3 is so true tho 😭
Right???
The way my hand SLAPPED over my mouth in terror for you
Wicked pfp lmao
@@G_TheMess_2.0 W Profile picture
I DID THE SAME THING
the fact he went to wattpad too, no shade to the writers there (i am one) but i find some absolutely ludicrous fanfic on there.
LMAO I SAW THIS VIDEO AND SCREAMED
22:07 jack dating someone born yesterday? A 0 year old? True Minecraft TH-camr tradition
PLSSS😭😭
0_0
THE WAY I SCREAMED
NAAAH 😭
i meaannn just take a look at 22:34
The fact that the first fanfiction had like 5x more reads than subscribers on this channel 😭
they were all on that JACK MANIFOLD GRIND 💪💪💪💪💪
well, re-reads count too, and it counts per chapter all added up, so if its a conistent reader it counts for more and if said consistent reader reeads the book multiple times each view goes in for more
does that make sense?
-a fanfic reader and writer
@@LizordSwordHELLL YEAHHHHHHHH SUBSCRIBEEE
@@LizordSwordthis is what I have to do to stay on the grind? ☹️
@@Skiddlewinkersyes
currently "ruining your insides" but can't stop the Jack Manifold grind
This is the best one so far 💀
😭
Hey where’d my intestines go D:
@@AnEmu404my spleen is gone!!
Where are all my vertebrae?!
THE THUMBNAIL CAUGHT ME SOO OFF GAURD 😭
REAL😭😭✋✋🛑🛑🛑
SAME😭😭😭😭
That scared me so bad😭
Gaurd
NAHHH I WAS A VICTIM TOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭
"ruining your insides can't be chapter ten!" I'M SOBBING 😭😭
yeah it's usually chapter two especially on Wattpad😭😭
What timestamp bruh😭😭
@@Hvgs4boo 6:47
I'm telling a trusted adult.
i’m slipping a note into the worry box
calling HR
i saw something and i'm gonna say something
Sadness is driving my emotion bus.
i’m putting a folded piece of paper into the D.A.R.E. box
I like how he was mad they weren’t interesting enough and then acts shocked when he finds a smutty one 😭😭 jack be glad u weren’t around when early Dan and Phil fanfics were 💀
he's six months younger than me, and from _my_ experience with dan and phil fanfics, he 100% could've been there for that
@@ilexdiapason I mean as a TH-camr nobody was writing jack manifold hat fics
NOT THE DAN AND PHIL
@@caitlinbrett4228 oh no. they definitely are. i used to be in the dsmp and specifically the dream team fandom. some of the stuff was worse than things like the hat fic, skin fic or even whisk fic
Wha... What's the skin fic? I can kinda guess the whisk fic but, like, oh no.
"I would never make a professional relationship inappropriate! I'm not THAT Minecraft TH-camr"
THE SHADE, MY MOUTH DROPPED
Who was he referencing?? (I'm not with the times)
He said “that kind of Minecraft TH-camr” in a general sense, because “Minecraft TH-camr” is synonymous with ‘pedophile’
@@ERROR_A23 Dream💀
@@jadewazhereI think was referencing just creepy ones in general not directly dream
@@VanillaPanda1712 yeah but dream is known for having really unprofessional and parasocial relationships with viewers, and jack publicly dislikes him 💀
“Slowest burn ever” my ass, I’m reading a fanfic with 752 pages and still not a kiss
lmao
Is it at least good?
@@BeezaBuzz One of my top 3 fanfics
@@pinkdragon4830which fic is it
@@esow4742 it’s in Russian, but it’s Глаз Бури :,)
(eye of the storm)
currently writing fanfiction but can't stop the jack manifold grind
what is it about
Hahaha
Is it about Jack Manifold?
Me and you both
Same but it's not THAT kinda fanfic 💀
Gives a whole new meaning to the jack manifold grind
NOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭
OH GODS NO
Best comment
Oh
oh.
currently hearing voices in the mental asylum but cant stop that jack manifold grind
currently talking to someone as a voice in your head in the mental asylum but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind
Currently a mental asylum housing a person with voices in their head but can’t stop that Jack manifold grind
Currently in the walls of the mental asylum watching someone watch a person hearing voices in their head but can't stop that jack manifold grind
currently a nurse at the thescorpionstail mental asylum watching over a schizophrenic person named skyemaiii hearing lemon_kid4527 in their head but cant stop jack manifold grind
omg same pfp
when he said “this is slightly too well-written for my liking.” i’ve been a fanfic consumer for like 5 years and there is for sure some badly-written, badly-executed, and overall bad stories. but i can’t imagine how awkward it must be to read fanfic about yourself and be like “wtf this is… well-written?”
Thank god he didn't find any omegaverse fics, he would never recover
oml the war flashbacks 😔💪
LMFAO REAL
NOT THE ABO NOOOOOOOOOO
As someone who frequently reads fanfiction (not of you, and not of real people, but still), this is really funny to watch, partly because you went to Wattpad of all places. Yeah, sometimes you’ll find good fics on there, but if you want to be more aware of / warned about what you’re about to read, AO3 is much better.
The tagging system is more thorough and - when used correctly by the author - is very specific, and the writing quality is typically higher (likely due to an older user base). The downside, though, is that AO3 has zero restrictions on what can be written and posted there. While the majority of fics & writers are relatively normal / hinged, there is… well, it’s a lot worse than the typical unhinged Wattpad story. So. If you ever want free trauma, I suggest finding your character tag on AO3 -
Actually, I’ll see if I can get to an awful section of fics using the filters (AO3’s filtering system is much better than Wattpad’s, due to the more complex tagging system).
Okay, so I used a few tag filters and got down to ~250 fics which are (potentially) unhinged. Probably won’t all be centered around you, but they all have the character tag, but there should be at least a few dozen which are. There seems to be a decent mix of unhinged smut and unhinged non-smut, and, looking through the first page of fics, I’m seeing some therapy-worthy tags on a few of them.
Also, a lot of them will probably be DSMP fics, written about the characters rather than the content creators, since that’s a bit tricky to figure out & work around with the filters and fandom tags, so I just didn’t bother trying to exclude it. Anyways, here’s what I got:
Link (long link, sorry): archiveofourown.org/works?commit=Sort+and+Filter&work_search%5Bsort_column%5D=revised_at&include_work_search%5Bfandom_ids%5D%5B%5D=218280&work_search%5Bother_tag_names%5D=&exclude_work_search%5Brating_ids%5D%5B%5D=9&exclude_work_search%5Brating_ids%5D%5B%5D=10&exclude_work_search%5Brating_ids%5D%5B%5D=11&work_search%5Bexcluded_tag_names%5D=&work_search%5Bcrossover%5D=&work_search%5Bcomplete%5D=T&work_search%5Bwords_from%5D=&work_search%5Bwords_to%5D=&work_search%5Bdate_from%5D=&work_search%5Bdate_to%5D=&work_search%5Bquery%5D=&work_search%5Blanguage_id%5D=en&tag_id=Jack+Manifold
Also, here’s how I got there:
Tag: Jack Manifold
*Included filters*
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF (Real Person Fiction)
*Excluded filters*
Ratings: Teen and Up; General; Not Rated
*More filter options*
Complete Works Only
Language: English
Feel free to mess with the filters and see what you can find!
I… did not mean for this comment to go this route, but, you know, the neurodivergence was neurodiverging, and I don’t want to have spent 20 minutes writing all this just to not comment it, so it’s whatever
i happen to be quite the AO3 veteran and knew what I would likely be getting into here.
yet still on this momentous day of May 5, 2024, i decided to fuck myself over by scrolling through these.
i need soap or bleach, just from looking at the tags.
dear god.
first fic i saw had the tag AU - hybrids, and was a DSMP fic.
not even surprised, but still terrified. thank you
I’m a Ao3 newbie and I scrolled for like 10 seconds and then stopped myself, if you would be so kind to extend some of your bleach to me fellow Ao3 member it would be much appreciated.
Thanks to the two people in the replies who have convinced me that I should not dig through that link, your sacrifice is appreciated
@@clubpankake Every time you get curious just remember..
It’s not worth it..
It’s never worth it..
JUST DONT.
o7 soldiers.
THE WAY HE SAID GYATT I CAN'T
G-eye-yat 👆😃
"GUY AT" 💀😭
gyuy-att ☝️🤓
G - YAUT
guyat
I love how Jack announced that he was going to read smut and then.... was surprised and shocked when he... read smut.
My dude. 🤦
alot of people dk what smut means... my dude.
because its super badly written
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit
@@sturnzsclhe definitely does tho💀
i think he was surprised at how poorly written it was 😭
JACK NO. PUT THE FANFICTION DOWN.
Us: Jack what are you holding?
Jack: A FANFIC
Us: NO!!
Jack: MAKE ME YA CUCKS!!
PUT IT DOWN JACK! NO MORE.
BAD JACK
literally my though process during the last one pfft
As an ao3 reader the wattpad smut chapter caught me so off guard 😭😭
the gasp i gusped when he said "im a different type of minecraft youtuber" at around 4:23 HELPPP 😭
THE SHADE THO-
I WAS THINKING THAT
We all know Jack isn’t next on the list ❤️
@@mypasswordisbootyyyshaker9000 😢
I feel like you shouldn't have said that.. jinxing is real..@@mypasswordisbootyyyshaker9000
25:36 i love how the reaction to "hmm, someone might be robbing me" is to IMMEDIATELY run over to catch it on stream
Lmao at the fact there are only 159 Jack x Readers on ao3 and most of them he’s not even the main pairing!
I’m so glad we all agree that Jack gets no bitches
Tbh ao3 is just more respectful of creator boundaries… and prefers character depth and plot to generic dull self insert
@@kwowkawelll.. you haven't touched the right side of ao3 then. Because they are NOT respectful of CC's boundaries let me tell you
@@V1DE0-STARZrighttt lmfao
@@kwowka son if they were respectful of their boundaries, they wouldn't be writing shipfics of /real people/ in the first place
He has a girlfriend though?
“Someone had a mental breakdown with my name in it” in tears 😭
Back again! Can't stop that J-... Jack? JACK?! JACK NO-
HELPPPP😭😭😭😭😭
MY REACTION EXACTLY!! T^T
That last one was ACTUAL Jack Manifilth 💀
Thank god he didn’t find my jack mainfold x queen Elizabeth’s dead corpse x a literal keyboard
huh? 😀
What ☠️☠️
Nahhhh you definitely seen that bc no way you’d come up with something that specific
@Nether_Rose IT'S REAL??
WAIT I GOTTA LOOK
i love the heavy misunderstanding of what a painter does
"I wouldn'tdo that, im a different kind of Minecraft TH-camr" oml i just cant-
26:26 HE LOOKS GENUENILY SCARED 😭🙏 (me too)
How to comment something funny:
1. Say something random and pretty ridiculous
2. End it with “ but can’t stop that jack manifold grind”
3. Go eat gosh darn it
Currently fighting grognak the destroyer to save the universe but can't stop that Jack manifold grind
Forgot to eat. Go consume some uranium 😃
Currently robbing the elderly, but can't stop that jack manifold grind
currently giving a kid some crisis, but can't stop that Jack manifold grind
currently going clinically insane because I am locked up in my house with the only source of food being the remains of my dead family who all died before me and my source of drink being when it rains but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind.
my favourite part of all this is that NOBODY asked for this and he just decided to read fan fictions on his own accord
jaaaaack put the fanfiction down.. put it away.. jack- nO- LEAVE WATTPAD
Right.
the vein in jacks forehead got an absolute workout in this video
no one ever prepares for this
WHY IS NO ONE POINTING OUT THE FACT THAT IT SAYS "URETHRA" AT 15:33 I'M CRYING
HELP
NO JACK DONT-
ITS GONNA SCAR YOU- *trust me i know*
@@Aries_Plays_STUFF 😭
I had to mentally prepare myself to watch this video.
ok I already knew this was going to be bad but the second I glanced at the desc and saw this was all coming from wattpad I knew this was going to be vile
6:18 jack,let me tell you about a genre called.....slow burn
also letting jack go free range on wattpad or any fanfic website feels like taking a small child into a sex club and just leaving them there
currently on death row but can’t stop that Jack manifold grind
digital footprint
cowabummer
Rip in peace
A bit of a rant here, but I usually read a lot of fanfiction (NOT THIS TYPE OFC) on AO3, it's usually just like superhero, zomie apocalypse or supernatural stuff in general AUs, nothing too bad, sometimes just silly stuff.
And then after like 2 years of not seeing any weird shit, and as it was bound to happen at some point, I didn't read the tags and stumbled uppon a diry, and I mean DIRTY, fic. The thing is that the summary didn't mention any of that, and I used to only read the summary bc I didn't want spoilers with the tags so it caught me completely off guard when stuff started to happen and that shit traumatized me fr. Like, never have I ignored tags ever again after that.
I love how more big creators are reading fic but I wish they’d read the good fics on ao3 because some write really good shit
EXACTLY, unfortunatly, it doesn't make for as good content :(
"This is like the slowest burn ever"
Yeah just gotta.. uh.. don't mind me completely ignoring all the 300K slow burn fanfics I got saved on ao3- Yuuupppp there we go. All shoved down the closet, right next to my bed. Yeah this is totally such a slow and long read. I agree, Jack.
I searched up ‘Jack manifold fanfic’ three days ago to see if he’d done this and now here we are. I manifested it.
yeah yeah we all know why you really searched "jack manifold fanfic" 🙄 loool
Why would you do this
ON TH-cam I SHOULD SPECIFY, GUYS, I SEARCHED IT ON TH-cam
"all girls what a sigma looksmaxxer who can rizz up gyatts."-Jack Manifold, May 2024.
currently enslaving cats to grow watermelons for me but can't stop that Jack Man of Fold grind
man of fold
The fold master himself
1:47 As a girl, I can vouch that we do like ‘sigma looksmaxxers’ who can ‘rizz up gyatts’.
As a girl, I can also vouch that my previous statement was extreme sarcasm.
as a person, im concerned for you and your type
oh wait it was sarcasm
Who else is watching this instead of mandatory homework that you have thirty minutes to complete?
Have a massive art project due tomorrow but I can't stop that jack manifold grind
@@Shrooseesshrub YES I HAVE 2 ASSESSMENTS DUE TM BUT GOTTA KEEP THE JACK MANIFOLD GRIND
Gave up on it 😔
@@Shrooseesshrub I have math and English homework to do. I'm crying and it hasn't even been 7 minutes.
gl soldier
20:51 nah cause that scream caught me off guard 😭.i fell backward into the door of my dishwasher.
Currently in the middle of a civilization-ending nuclear war but can't stop that Jack manifold grond.
"If the number's prime, I just decline" is going to be my new method for deciding whether or not I should answer random calls
These kinda of videos must scare fanfiction writers... the youtuber you watch calling out your fanfiction...
👀 they do
I luckily write for hermitcraft though
6:44 the genius shock on his face I have never once seen him this shocked 😭
I think what makes this worse for me is thAT IVE READ THE FIRST FANFIC AGES AGO
me too buddy, it was a terrifying jumpscare
Same 😭
im rediscovering his channel after like 3 years and these fics gave me whiplash wtf 😭😭
ive literally never heard of you until today but can't stop that jack manifold grind
THE THUMBNAIL WHAT?!?!?! IT ONLY GOT WORSE HOLY SHIT 😭😭😭😭 WE'RE ALL VICTIMS NOW
1:18 i don’t think you’ll hit 1 million in 2 months but maybe 500k😭😭
That ending was like getting run over by a truck
Just got violently run over by a truck but can't stop that jack manifold grind
*"S U C K"*
@@averageofficechair man of few words...
6:43 bro the utter shock on his face 😭
when bro find out about AO3 its over for him
The fact that I'm sick doesn't help. It wasn't so bad in the beginning I guess, then when it came to 27:00 I started coughing out of shock and crying out of trauma. 😭
Currently reading Jack Manifold fanfiction but can't stop that Jack Manifold grind
13:12 this is actually very impressive painting, It's so good
"Ruining your insides" is crazyyy
Someone wrote that about REAL people in a REAL relationship😭😭 That's insane
@@callmehotnotpretty1 ikrrr
@@callmehotnotpretty1you've never touched fanfic sites have you
@@V1DE0-STARZNo like i Know shit that goes down on those sights but it still makes me surprised😭
Yeah normally I would say do NOT search your name on fanfiction sites, cause like, it's full of 16 year olds writing about TH-camrs they find hot. That's why it's not well written, cause it's teens writing about a crush they have (which they are doing off on sites where streamers don't go, and not in twitch chat or on twitter where you might see). It was never intended for the streamer to see, and probably they're now horrified that it got seen. I dunno, this one was funny, but I kind of feel bad for the writers, cause it's probably a bunch of teenagers who just got made fun of by a youtuber they admire.
Jack is such a skibidi rizzler
He got that Ohio skibidi Rizz from the fanum tax grimace shake 🗣️🥶🔥💯GYATT
@@rickdingenenzoWhat
@@gayexterminator3000 alright urrm what the sigma? skibidi Ohio outa here bucko 🗣️🔥💯💯💯
@@rickdingenenzo Was I drugged
@@gayexterminator3000 yeah yesterday when you drank something before you went to sleep I did, bucko, you're done for 🗣️🔥🔥you got 24 hours left
6:58 the “well done” caught me off guard but still on the manifold grind
Currently having a mental breakdown but I can't stop the Jack Manifold grind.
They were all pretty tame until the last one. That reaction was priceless.
I had to take two steps back when I saw the thumbnail
1:38 the way I had to take a second to recover after hearing the Gnf onlyfans intro 😭
currently trying to finish a heartbreaking canon compliant marauders fanfiction on ao3 but cant stop that jack manifold grind
good luck soldier
Forge on warrior. o7
you’ve just reminded me that I was going to get back into my Harry Potter phase because at least fictional characters can’t be outed as abusers, a marauders fic seems like a good start 😌
@@eeeeee8829 that is such a mood, I recommend just lovers (like we were supposed to be), choices, and art heist baby. XX (apologies in advance for the pain)
"Overflowing with liquids" is absolutely FOUL ...
Currently in the psych ward and cannot stop that jack manifold grind
This the realest shit ever though because in the ward we would beg to be allowed on yt to watch jack manifold with that same reasoning and they started using it as a reward for when we were good ☹️
@@the.zibellnator YESSS
@@tegs0607xx I swear some of the nurses were like “only *good* mentally ill teens get to continue the jack manifold grind”
oh that’s not
"WHAT! YOU'RE DRINK DRIVING" has got to be one of the funniest things Jack has said in this video
8:53 - 9:20 this whole segment made me realise how much I want Jack to narrate an audiobook
26:45 LIQUIDS😨😨
I’m so scared genuinely
Update: that was horrifying
im 2 minutes in now im scared to watch it
creators need to stop doing this oh my god for their mental health😭
Jack I watched you and Tommy’s show while you were in Chicago you guys did absolutely amazing!!
sorry...ARE YOU JUST IGNORING FREDDIE *AND* BINDA??? jack and tommys show...smh😔
@@alexmagee8153 oh yes my bad I’m very sorry Freddie and binda😢
got the notification and let out an audible "YIPPEE"
some fanfiction is the modern equivalent of medieval torture. also why does he say gyatt like that
British
27:10 I actually pray they took this down
as a writer of fic where jack happens to be a character i use, these types of videos from the ccs ALWAYS crack me up
JACK NOOO YOU DON'T WANNA DO THIS I SWEAR
1:38 THIS IS JUST- ✨*chef's kiss*✨
"IM NOT WEIRD" quirkily runs inside.
"im not normal"
The amount of second hand embarrassment i had while watching his video was enough for me to stop watching it every 5 seconds because i had to compose myself
wow! what a beautiful day! lets see what jack posted, hey jac- JACK. JACK. CALM DOWN. PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT DEOWN.
Currently traumatized from the last one but can’t stop that Jack manifold grind
I just wanna say I really love your profile picture on this channel it's just so gorgeous 😭😭
Jack read a smutfic but never verbally asked for it to me taken down, so I think he’s gonna be reading up in his free time
JACK DONT READ THEM SAVE YOURSELF NOW
25:52 i have never laughed at a grammar mistake more than “Jack *corseted* y/n’s thigh”
currently eating a door but can't stop that jack manifold grind
Currently eating your insides but can't stop that Jack manifold grind
@@rickdingenenzo they better be mashed
what flavour is the door?
@@alexashley406 wood
@@The_Awesome_potato Cedar? Mahogany? ....Oak?
2:13 THE WHOPPER ONE PREDICTED THE 2024 BREAK-DANCING OLYMPICS CATEGORY 3 YEARS EARLY???
If only he saw what was on Ao3
The thing is. There’s worse fanfics on Ao3 but there’s also some wholesome nicer ones. Though it BARELY balances the bad stuff man. (Love the good fic writers though!)
"this isn't actually that big of a word maybe im just an idiot" he's so real for that
13:13 okay why is no one talking about HOW AMAZING THAT IS?! IT IS PERFECT OMG 😭
I KNOW ONE OF THESE WRITERS (not personally) AND LOVE THEIR DSMP MEMBER FANFICS- LIKE SO MUCH- AGHH