I love how chill the judge was throughout the trial. He never broke character, he's obviously seen cases like this before, and I guess he got pay in the end for doing the shoot.... Edit: Yeah, it was a real judge......
Once saw a Supreme Court judge explaining an outcome of a mock trial and making at least 20 separate Taylor swift references on the fly with a straight face, and I can confirm that yes they’re up for anything at this point
The fact that molly exposed the fact tom had other vlogs planned as a follow up to the marriage vid, but tubbo was so betrayed that he denied every single one. Wowwww
It's hard to forget that this legal marriage has been going on for like more than a year and now Tubbo has somehow convinced Tommy to divorce him. What a gentleman.
I love the way harry didn't actually put his arm around molly and that he pulled it away as soon as she said no - he's a goof but that was actually really respectful of her space (17:30)
harry saying witness to everything and claiming mollys on her period, tom with the handkerchief for dramatic effect, and jack with his tag out perfection
“In June of 2024, I tricked Tommy into legally signing divorce papers. Since then, he’s been armed with attorneys and lawyers attempting to marry me again. Tommy, I hope this compensates you to stop.” - Tubbo probably
I love how formal tommy, harry, and jack are whilst being so unserious, meanwhile tubbo and molly are dressed casually while taking this court case so seriously😭
That judge had SO much patience to put up with Tom, Jack, and Harry’s shenanigans. I also appreciate that Molly and Toby were actually being serious instead of goofing off like the other three.
Tommy: “We met at bogner beach” Tubbo: “No we met in hypixel bedwars” Tommy: “We’re it all started” Tubbo: “it started in hypixel bedwars” *arguing* Jack: “oh now their fighting”
Tommy's literal girlfriend being on Tubbo's team just makes this so much funnier also I pray to god that the judge is an actor because the second hand embarrassment flowing through that screen if that is a real legally instated judge will kill me edit: this is the most I think a comment of mine ever blew up omfg
@@dawnthenightlightfury1195 tubbo has been planning this since he was told “you don’t sign the papers when it’s a bit” on qsmp the second he realized it was an actual marriage he has been trying to divorce Tommy if you watch any of his streams you can see him talk about finding a courtroom that will let them stream, his lawyer that taught him what to say… yeah this is VERY real.
i dont know if the judge was an actual judge or not, but its obviously not a real case. the judge says something at the end that confirms he believes tommy gave food to obama and i feel like someone of his age and position would know about that were this a real case.
Maybe in the end, both of them were free of each other. Once seen as a couple, they now stray in freedom. Not bound by marriage, yet loyal enough to remain friends. Such a beautiful, tear-inducing story.
Oh my god. They actually did the divorce vlog. Tubbo's extended family will finally hopefully forgive him for not inviting them to your wedding and restart talking to him
I'm PRAYING the judge was a paid actor and that all if this was scripted and the actual stuff was dealt with off-screen because otherwise I feel so bad for Molly, Tubbo and the Judge 💀
Lmao right?? I was kinda expecting him to be goofing around but making that opening statement without even reading it off a sheet of paper was lowkey impressive
@@morhido he was in a real courtroom and he has been nervous about this since the realization on qsmp he got a lawyer to teach him how to do this correctly without incriminating himself. He spoke so smoothly because this ISN’T A JOKE FOR TUBBO!!!!
@@HaniaKhan-fl6vp naur bc thats why tubbo is divorcing tom, bc he needs to marry his beloved. He had a lil rendezvous with billzo to try to get tom to divorce him but it didnt work :/
They were never legally married btw. This entire thing has been a comedy bit from the start. Nothing that has happened in these videos is how marriage or divorce actually legally work at all.
Tubbo has gone through a LOT First, Tom married Tubbo, Second,Freddie had a crush on tubbo Third,Freddie became Tubbo's father Now, I think he is happy with him being divorced from tommy.
Now, for the entire rest of his life, Tommy can refer to, and introduce without context, Tubbo as his 'ex-husband'. Fantastic bit, really. The whole stint is a long-term investment in immense comedic potential.
i love how Molly and Tubbo are taking this seriously, its making Jack's, Tommy's and Harry's shenanigans more painful to watch
i love how Molly and Tubbo are taking this seriously, its making Jack's, Tommy's and Harry's shenanigans more painful to watch
@@MrZboost05 i love how Molly and Tubbo are taking this seriously, its making Jack's, Tommy's and Harry's shenanigans more painful to watch
@@theprinceofflumes3674 i love how Molly and Tubbo are taking this seriously, its making Jack's, Tommy's and Harry's shenanigans more painful to watch
@@MrZboost05
i love how Molly and Tubbo are taking this seriously, its making Jack's, Tommy's and Harry's shenanigans more painful to watch
@@shortbread6233 i love how Molly and Tubbo are taking this seriously, its making Jack's, Tommy's and Harry's shenanigans more painful to watch
“Your honor, I am a top” has got to be the best quote I’ve ever heard
Fr
The way my entire BEING evaporated when he said that 🤣🤣
22:58 IM ACTUALLY CRYING
@@jae_vee THIS GUY WITNESSED IT
It’s absolutely madness to see this happen 😂
Gods bless the judge for having to deal with tommy jack and harry
He was extremely calm lol
He handled the entire case incredibly lmao props to him
he’s an actor crodie
he even said it was the most extraordinary case in his life 🤣
Because he got paid to be there
I love the parts where the judge plaayed along
As well "your honor im a top"
And "HES A BOTTOM, HE WITNESSED IT"
"It is truly commendable that you helped create a cure for syphillis"
@@SanderDoesThings IKKK
OR THE ONE ABOUT TOMMY HELPING OBAMA
"molly is the name"
"I dont need none right now, im feeling good already" is such an underrated line from jack
I love it and if people don’t know Molly is a rock I think I don’t I’m high right now
bro now his chat is gonna go like " MOOOLLLYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY " THE END OF TWITCH
RIGHT? It was so underappreciated
i didn't get the joke
@@ryxtheeipc8772 molly is a drug
Molly trying to hold in her laughs the whole time is so funny
woah molly and tom have been together 2 years woah
@@D36d1yomg ur right!
I love how chill the judge was throughout the trial. He never broke character, he's obviously seen cases like this before, and I guess he got pay in the end for doing the shoot....
Edit: Yeah, it was a real judge......
I have to know where they get these guys, cause between him and the priest from the sorry funeral, they just don't get any better
i doubt hes been in cases like this before lol, probably just used to having to take this stuff seriously
Once saw a Supreme Court judge explaining an outcome of a mock trial and making at least 20 separate Taylor swift references on the fly with a straight face, and I can confirm that yes they’re up for anything at this point
He’s definitely just an amateur actor they hired for the video lmfao not a real judge
@@maddiejane927 yeah no shit
The judge probably thought he was having a fever dream
Edit- holy moly two months later and basically 900 likes is crazy
I feel so bad for the judge
999th!
Reminder!!
"Objection, your honor, reader is under aged" is THE BEST LINE IN THIS WHOLE BANGER
i screamed
see you back in court in a few month was crazy😂
i mean it is true
THAT'S LITERALLY TRUE WTF 😂
I saw your comment before getting to that bit, and now having in context I'm dying! 🤣😂
"OBJECTION. SHE MUST BE ON HER PERIOD!!!" is probably one of the worst and funniest things to say during objecting discrimination
do you think tommy viewbots?
@@thatguywhoisnotoverthere9117nah
Ikr!
I heard that and said out loud "this man fucked up" and that's how my mom lectured me in a version store for swearing
that’s the 2nd funniest thing i’ve heard all day
The fact that molly exposed the fact tom had other vlogs planned as a follow up to the marriage vid, but tubbo was so betrayed that he denied every single one. Wowwww
Where did she say this?
@@Suyana06 after he said moo, and that hed need to make her look prettier in post
20:00 lololol
she doesn't confirm that that includes vlogs, but it's totally plausible lol
@@banillabb LOL u mean he was fr trying to take tubbo on romantical dates WITHOUT trying to make money off it? Ahahaahahhaha
@@KeilaBevins LMAO fair point
23:25 ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW HARRY IS SOOO EXCITED THAT THE JUDGE SAYS "WITNESSED"?? ITS SO CUTE 😭😭😭
LITERALLYYY
It's hard to forget that this legal marriage has been going on for like more than a year and now Tubbo has somehow convinced Tommy to divorce him. What a gentleman.
Wait the marriage was legal 😂
Wait it was legal😂
ikr🤣
😂
@@as_iflol yep it was. Look up Tubbo finding out he's married and you'll see his reaction and the reason WHY it was legal
“I divorced Tubbo” no girl he divorced you, you were fighting for that man😭😭
Real 😭🙏
the 'girl' caught me off guard
Bro even made a song about him😭
@@jiyatuber4170 what girl?
he isnt a girl 😭
Sadly, Tommy wont be known for having a husband and a girlfriend anymore after tomorrow
But he will have a ex husband who is friends with gf and his bestfriend
I seems we can't always have it all....
A
He still has his boyfriend don't worry (harry)
@@F11NNL3Ywho’s that
I love the way harry didn't actually put his arm around molly and that he pulled it away as soon as she said no - he's a goof but that was actually really respectful of her space (17:30)
i mean he's not gonna commit harassment
Getting divorced during Pride Month was definitley tubbo's decision.
No better month to get it done.
*NAH FRFR*
Fr
@@justthatguy3275based
@@justthatguy3275💀snow flake
Can’t believe Tom had a husband, has a girlfriend, and whatever him and harry have going on
BAHA- fr
emphasis on "had"
@@OpalLiteditsOPALLLL❤
@@The-RMG-weirdo RACHELLLLL
I don't like Harry in these videos tbh, he's too obnoxious
"Objection.
...You can't read"
That's the first line that made me lose it. The period line hammered it home, I actually can't
Same 😭
SAME
Same
8:17
harry saying witness to everything and claiming mollys on her period,
tom with the handkerchief for dramatic effect,
and jack with his tag out
perfection
tom looks so miserable and tubbo looks delighted
Now tubbo can REALLY steal molly... /j
@@3nderRuneNAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@3nderRunehe's gay tho..
Well, I'm just happy that one of them is happy. And even happier that it ain't Tom.
@@fruitpunch515 It's a joke.. 😭
I can’t believe Tommy and Tubbo’s marriage arc is about to end.
HAHA OH FUCK
Im soobbing frfr😔😔😔😔
I’m so sad about this frfr
yh ik
At least tom won't have to pay a penny since he made tubbo sign a prenup
“In June of 2024, I tricked Tommy into legally signing divorce papers. Since then, he’s been armed with attorneys and lawyers attempting to marry me again. Tommy, I hope this compensates you to stop.” - Tubbo probably
Now watch as I wrote a whole ass I'm Toby parody
@@Chaos_GodGuyParody on the parody 😂
@@AlejandroTorres-f9d AIN'T NO WAY LMAO
We're twins
@@artusking9747 Frfr
"READER IS UNDERAGED" FOLLOWED BY A 3 POINT SHOT I CAN'T
AND THEN HARRY REPLYED WITH "WITNESS" 😂
The Sun: *explodes billions of years from now, destroying the entire Earth*
AverageHarry: "Witnessed!"
🍪
LMAO
Another common Zyphon W
That Judge looks like he's trying to maintain professionalism in the face of sheer absurdity and is perpetually in the middle of breaking.
I love how formal tommy, harry, and jack are whilst being so unserious, meanwhile tubbo and molly are dressed casually while taking this court case so seriously😭
Tubbo and Molly: serious and professional approach
Tommy and Jack: Crackhead mode activated
Harry:WITNESSED
Divorcing during Pride Month is crazy
lmaoo
literally
JAJHAHAHA
FAX…
LMFAO
That judge had SO much patience to put up with Tom, Jack, and Harry’s shenanigans. I also appreciate that Molly and Toby were actually being serious instead of goofing off like the other three.
why
This isn’t supposed to be serious 💀
He's an actor lol
@@icedcat4021tubbo confirmed it was a real judge. I only know because of other the multiple other comments stating this.
Those three singing the US national anthem infront of the British flag was 10/10
im turbo geekec and thought this comment had 1 b likes
Lol
Happy 4th of July 🇺🇸🔫🎆🎇
God bless Merica🔫
"im bigger then you, I'm stronger then you, I'm better then you and you will marry me" - 2:09
That is the most wattpad ass sentence I've ever heard
Tommy: “We met at bogner beach”
Tubbo: “No we met in hypixel bedwars”
Tommy: “We’re it all started”
Tubbo: “it started in hypixel bedwars”
*arguing*
Jack: “oh now their fighting”
“This is like heart stopper”
Who started the fight if it was tubbo, Tommy can claim assault and maybe have the decision repealed
"I think youre fine"
@@SpirantTub6851 i doubt an assault charge would work in favour of them remaining married.
The fact that Tommy is debating against own his own husband and girlfriend at the court
Tubbo’s and Tommy’s divorce wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card
*IKR IT SUCKS, I SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN IT ON :(*
tbf neither was the Tubbo/Tommy wedding for 2022 😂😂😂
same
Completely unrelated but Molly’s outfit is so cute!!!
Yesss! She’s so pretty omgg
"This is like heartstopper" was an amazing final line, i burst out laughing lmao
REAL LMFAO
I threw my headphones at my laptop LOL
wait i cant find it lol, what's the timestamp?
@@AstroTortellini 27:04
@@AstroTortellini the last few seconds of the video
Tommy's literal girlfriend being on Tubbo's team just makes this so much funnier
also I pray to god that the judge is an actor because the second hand embarrassment flowing through that screen if that is a real legally instated judge will kill me
edit: this is the most I think a comment of mine ever blew up omfg
Ikr I feel so bad for the judge 💀
I’m putting my money on that it was a real judge but who wanted to play along…but it does seem like an actual judge in an actual court lol
@@dawnthenightlightfury1195 tubbo has been planning this since he was told “you don’t sign the papers when it’s a bit” on qsmp the second he realized it was an actual marriage he has been trying to divorce Tommy if you watch any of his streams you can see him talk about finding a courtroom that will let them stream, his lawyer that taught him what to say… yeah this is VERY real.
@@dawnthenightlightfury1195 either a real judge, an ex judge or an actor
i dont know if the judge was an actual judge or not, but its obviously not a real case. the judge says something at the end that confirms he believes tommy gave food to obama and i feel like someone of his age and position would know about that were this a real case.
The end of one of the most greatest (and forced) relationships of all time.
So true😂
FR 😭
That judge deserves a raise after this 😭😭😭😭
Honestly if either of them ever have kids they will have the most insane dad lore
*OH GOD I CAN IMAGINE THIS NOW 😭😭😭*
when either of them have a kids theyre gonna have to explain “oh yeah i was married to your uncle for two years for the joke
when either of them have a kids theyre gonna have to explain “oh yeah i was married to your uncle for two years for the joke
Oh yeah did you know my dad divorce your dad
“We hung out more when you didnt marry me”
The realization on toms face XD
Maybe in the end, both of them were free of each other. Once seen as a couple, they now stray in freedom. Not bound by marriage, yet loyal enough to remain friends. Such a beautiful, tear-inducing story.
*SO SAD*
If somebody whos hasn't ever watched this channel before found this they would probably faint.
I love the tone Jack says “you can’t read >:^)” in 😂😭 8:17
Tubbos extended family is so happy now Tom u r not the target anymore
BAHAHAHAHAHAAH-
@@Saturn.editzz this was such an informational comment thank you
@@LonelyDuck69 your so welcome 💀🙏
BAHAHAHAHAHAAH-
BAHAHAHAHAHAAH-
8:35 "SHE'S ON HER PERIOD" seeing Molly break character from tht made me laugh so much
On one hand molly did not know what she was getting into but she also looks like she's having the time of her life
That poor, poor judge
Fr like a bunch of kids came into the church and started being chaotic 💀
Oh my god. They actually did the divorce vlog. Tubbo's extended family will finally hopefully forgive him for not inviting them to your wedding and restart talking to him
Yeah lolol 😂
I fully expect Tom's new bit to go up to people and say "I just recently got a divorce"
they're jumping in the Cadillac to go to divorce court
👏 best comment I’ve seen today
@AIIy3000 thanks :D
I LOVE THIS COMMENT SO MUCH 😂🤚
@@Kay_Furs.BACKUP tyyyyy :)
he still can't escape the cadillac 😔😔
22:52 BRO WHY THEY TALKING ABOUT WHOS BOTTOMS AND TOPS????
The fact that Tommy keeps referring to Molly as his wife is SO FKN CUTE
Need me a girl i can call wife 🙏🙏🙏
I can be that❤😂😂@@tempejkl
I thought he was talking about tubbo
@@Gorgueous me too
I know, so cute!! Also i had no idea they'd been together for 2 years already!
“This is like heartstopper” HARRY PLS 😭
As a heart stopper fan that was hilarious- 😭😭
I'm PRAYING the judge was a paid actor and that all if this was scripted and the actual stuff was dealt with off-screen because otherwise I feel so bad for Molly, Tubbo and the Judge 💀
He is a real judge
@@CivilPioneer oh
oh no...
This situation was never serious there’s not really a reason for them to “deal with it off screen”
He is a real judge, he did one of my uncle's court cases
I wonder if he was told it was kinda a joke or if he was just blindsided…
The Judge got payed to do this man, It's so funny to see him just sitting there
I love how through all the jokes Tommy still very visibly respects and loves Molly. It’s just really sweet to see how good their relationship is!
'We don't have to be married to be friends'
My new favourite quote
Mine too
They become friends, they get married, they divorce, they make up and they fight, amazing
best love story in history
Much better than twilight
@@arc_mynameis4604 twilight was also good, but I'm more into comedy stuff.
@@arc_mynameis4604that’s so true
Tubbo being so professional about all of this.. Good for him!! Also that judge keeping a straight face as well
Tubbo was actually so eloquent that is crazy, he did really well
Lmao right?? I was kinda expecting him to be goofing around but making that opening statement without even reading it off a sheet of paper was lowkey impressive
@@morhido he was in a real courtroom and he has been nervous about this since the realization on qsmp he got a lawyer to teach him how to do this correctly without incriminating himself. He spoke so smoothly because this ISN’T A JOKE FOR TUBBO!!!!
Of course he's the more generally eloquent one out of himself and Tommy while can be eloquent under the right circumstances.
@@m0thernature730it is a joke though, this is a bit
@@EmmFoxPresents tubbo confirms it’s not
If the qsmp was still going on tubbo would so be telling everyone he finally got divorced and that he's so happy 😂
oh absolutely
*DEFFO LOL*
wait, what happened to qsmp? i haven't followed it for a bit now
@@luziealyssa5677 neither have i, but i saw one of Quackity's streams and i found out it's ended, not too sure why though, sorry.
Props to that judge for being professional the whole time, bro absolutely passed the vibe check by taking this seriously
8:43 “OBJECTION, YOUR HONOUR, SHES CLEARLY IN HER PERIOD!” Made me burst out in laughter lol
The way the judge immediately stops it the moment they start arguing that tubbo's a bottom
Someone should get a "congrats on the divorce" cake for Tubbo
Harry was literally here to say "WITNESSED" and tell the funniest joke in the video.
Kudos for the Judge for putting up with all of this. LMAO
Can’t believe it.. not even the Tomegy could save this marriage😔 I still find it so funny that they were LEGALLLY married
Can you feel the tomergy
now that tommy needs another husband to fill the role of tubbo he can marry ranboo! (/j)
@@HaniaKhan-fl6vp naur bc thats why tubbo is divorcing tom, bc he needs to marry his beloved. He had a lil rendezvous with billzo to try to get tom to divorce him but it didnt work :/
@@KeilaBevins aah, that makes more sense, now I need a stream called I married Ranboo
They were never legally married btw. This entire thing has been a comedy bit from the start. Nothing that has happened in these videos is how marriage or divorce actually legally work at all.
Tubbo has gone through a LOT
First, Tom married Tubbo,
Second,Freddie had a crush on tubbo
Third,Freddie became Tubbo's father
Now, I think he is happy with him being divorced from tommy.
“Your honor, reader is underage” killed me 😭
i object, reader does not have a specific age, it is up to interpretation!
@@caity_strophic no sane adult is reading that
@@DanIDanya i was making a joke, dont look into it that much
“Objection Your Honor, reader is underaged.” SENT ME 😭
I love just hearing harry saying “WITNESSED!!” no matter what side hes on
Tubbo trying so hard not to break character 😭
17:51 the funniest line I've ever heard
"And I don't like butt stuff"
*dramaticall puts hand on chest to stop tommy* "That's you defence!"
Him and Molly breaking up 4 months later is crazy 😭 No husband nor girlfriend 💀
Wait, did Tom and Molly actually break up?
@FlamingMinion yes, unfortunately. molly posted on twitter saying that they're on good terms tho :)
@@SpectacularMonkey so unfortunate 😢
The tables have turned. Tommy was so happy to be jokingly gay with his best bud and now that’s being taken away from him.
Why did I cry at the end when Tubbo said "We hung out more before we were married"
this feels like my parents getting divorced all over again😭
STOPP KINDA REAL 😭😭😭
FR😭
Help ?? (Mine aren’t quite divorced YET gyhmyhgjdfyrrxhbj)
SAME 😭😭😭😭
No 😭😭
At 5:12 you can see were Tommy just spaced out and stopped listening
Molly just saying "don't do this" to Harry was funny
was he serious are Molly and harry dating
@@TheLightBrawlerNo obv not
Tubbo is the perfect straight-man, which is beautifully ironic.
my favorite straight, non homosexual, male youtuber!!
Tubbo really said "womp womp" 💀
*WOMP WOMP*
@@RebeccaRyan-ss4ge WOMP WOMP
Now, for the entire rest of his life, Tommy can refer to, and introduce without context, Tubbo as his 'ex-husband'. Fantastic bit, really. The whole stint is a long-term investment in immense comedic potential.
"this guys a bottom"
"your honor, I am a top"
XD
Tubbo and Molly look SO done (while secretely enjoying it ofc)
1:32 love how Tommy starts insulting his ex-husband then stops when they start insulting molly
21:49 Bro had to step in to make sure he didn't lose his both of his loves in that court room
Don’t worry Tom, there are plenty of bees in the sea!
HAHAHA
Bees😂perfect reference to tobs
*NOO THEY'LL DROWNNNN*
Seriously tho, this is hilarious lolol
JFKSHDKAHAJJHS I CANT BREATHE
"OBJECTION, reader is underaged!!" Never heard a more true statement grampy jack😔
This is literally the best marriage on TH-cam...you can't take this from us 😭😭
I would say Ldshadowlady and Smallishbeans are a close second.
So true
*LIKE WHYYYY*
@@RebeccaRyan-ss4ge because funni
I love how every time anyone calls molly a bitch, tommy immediately says 'hey, thats my wife!'
*Harry:* "This is like Hearstopper" *27:05*
That got me XD
*SAME LOLOL*
why is it like Heartstopper (never watched it)
Made me cackle so fucking hard
same I almost fell out of my chair lol
@@juliusroman8616 heartstopper is like, a gay teenage drama show :p
Tubbo's blunt expression to Tommy's arguments just makes this a lot funnier
The fact that tubbo is so serious and tommy is just like this whole thing is a huge joke and has no preparation for the court proceeding
tubbo being called a bottom and then immediately getting mad is literally the best part of this vid
20:50 “objection! your honor, reader is underage”
20:39 NOT THE 'READER X TUBBO" TUMBLR STORY😭
LMAO I WROTE THAT LIKE 3 YEARS AGO IM SO SORRY
@@Fayeisuppose127gurlie...it's okmwe forgive u
@@Fayeisuppose127 Hold up- YOU WROTE THAT?!?
@@Galaxy_XD_ yes I know, shame shame 😭😭
8:42 “OBJECTION!! your honor, she’s clearly on her period!!”
😭😭😭😭
Tubbo and Molly were being all serious until that- Honestly so true I'd laugh at that even in a serious situation aswel-
13:56 the squelching sound