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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ส.ค. 2022
- After being rescued from Luton airport security, Arabian Psycho finally sees the light of day.
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#americanpsycho #arabianpsycho - บันเทิง
wait wrong account
This is also London Luton Airport's fault
Literally 1984
Inshallah
Mashallah brothar
Happens to the best of us.
its about time you dropped this
Habibi are you real
mashallah
Philippines
True true
Eat rice brother
he stole wow mao's laptop
For the right cause
I can't believe he lives in Luton
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Finally it's here after so long
It's the Phillippines, it happens.
He is one of the luton airport staff.
Well worth the wait, king. Can't wait for Arabian Psycho's award-winning, world renowned and critically acclaimed prequel, "Better Call Saud".
Better Call Saud, now that is an idea
@@StChrissss
May I interest you in the song titled:
"Saudis in Audis"?
(Also, how is it world renowned if it hasn't even come out yet? 🧐🤔
It's like one of them soundcloud rappers that say "y'all already know who it is, but they have less than a thousand followers - if that's even a real thing)
@@StChrissss better call sallah
I've heard rumors of Breaking Fast airing on TV soon, featuring Wallah Woait, aka Husseinberg.
@@Lanuzos he broke the fast ? Haram
"alhamdulillah let's see paul allens prayer carpet"
"look at that subtle off-white stitching. The tasteful thickness of the garment. Inshallah, it even has the shahada..."
correction..
it would be masha Allah
Masha Allah: Praise God (Oh my God, this is amazing!)
Insha Allah: God Willing (I hope things go well)
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Watchmanskey Insha allah as "hopefully", may be more versatile and convenient for translation purposes.
Days later... "TRY GETTING A PENTHOUSE RESERVATION AT THE MAKKAH ABRAJ AL-BAIT NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!" (smashes axe into Awhl Al-Alain's head)
"Muslim Bale" actually made me laugh out loud
What's a bale?
l*oud*
@@mithridatesi9981 'Christian Bale' is the name of the actor in the original movie here, who plays the character Patrick Bateman. This commenter was making a pun on the actor's name in the context of the video.
Same that shit floored me 💀💀💀
*FUNNY FOOTAGE OF ALLEN RÄPING A GOAT:*
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This masterpiece had me in tears. When the arabian psycho said: "It's arabin' time!" I was already on the plane heading to Manhattan. Truly one of the videos ever made.
Wait.
When did you pilot the plane? Before or during the flight? Hopefully during mid flight.
This meme needs to die
@@pausedtvmoment5917 yeah, it’s a damn shame it hit those two buildings tho. 😢
@@Bird_Manukilla We just did our job.
As a catholic-born person who lives on a mountain in the desert, is a feudalist, who enjoys drinking, and speaks Arabic, I approve of this video.
@Gigachad Correct! I live there but I am not from there.
are you a crusader lord or something
@@KaiserHeart nope just a catholic greek
@Gigachad 😕 it's tough being strong sperm
@Gigachad you typed this from a homeless shelter in Hamburg didnt you
wow_mao's early work was a little new wave for my tastes, but when Arabian Psycho came out in '22, I think wow_mao really came into wow_mao's own, commercially and artistically.
I don't know about commercially, but artistically? For sure.
Who tf is he? I just watched a rating flag video and that guy was aghast him as well????
@@EthanAdey wow mao is mao wow halal balkan boi
You like Hamzah al-Uwis' recitation of the Qur'an?
*FUNNY FOOTAGE OF ALLEN RÄPING A HORSE:*
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I am a Pakistani immigrant in Qatar, i can confirm that i have died from a construction accident during my grueling work hours
Rip my dude
Have u buggered a goat yet?
worth it for some football
As a Kafeel, I confirm this is accurate and true
Rest in peace brother
As someone from Bahrain who has applied to bapco and got declined I can guarantee that is how I imagined working there would be like
Same lmao
*_"With no alcohol because alcohol is haram" caught me way off guard_* 💀
*FUNNY FOOTAGE OF ALLEN RÄPING A HORSE:*
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Nah man that’s haram😂😂
Beautiful, as an Arabic man. This puts a smile on my face
*Arab
@@verysmartultrahuman939 arabian
@@Asphyxiia74 Arabito
@@verysmartultrahuman939 stfu im arabian arabic arab man ky
يا اخى
This goes really hard, easily one of the TH-cam videos ever made.
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Finally it's here after so long
It is one of the TH-cam videos ever made, you're correct
your comment so crappy that bots also thought it was spam
One of the dead memes of all time.
@@fulltimeslackerii8229 when the brain is smooth
I’m saudi arabian and i LOVED the moment when the arabian psycho said: "It's arabin' time!" I was already on the plane heading to Manhattan. Truly one of the videos ever made.
سلام عليكم
@@absolute_baller546 وعليكم السلام 🤓
lmao literally copied comment
Remember to land on JFK this time. Other places are not so ideal
United Airlines certified 💀
Iraqi Muslim here, I found this really funny lmao. I love how you even made fun of the vape thing.
Are vapes as big amongst your people as they are among zoomers here?
@@I_HATE_THE_TOS Not in Iraq lol
No one asked?
@@sinan6121 who
@@I_HATE_THE_TOS Well in Jordan, there's a hell ton of people who use vape that's it's astounding. I lived my life mostly in Jordan so I can confirm vape is as big for Jordanian zoomers.
That video where he asks if he broke fast or if Allah fed him is so funny
Genuinely.
Truly made me laugh out loud
*FUNNY FOOTAGE OF ALLEN RÄPING A HORSE:*
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He is trolling, and will go to Hell if he doesn't repent.
as two men who joked about the Prophet's Promise that they the Muslims will defeat the Romans, they mocked it and the verse was revealed regarding them "make no excuses, you have disbelieved after belief"
that means they became apostates, alongside anyone who jokes in such matters.
@@vergesserforgetter2160 oh come on, I’m pretty sure whatever being or entity created this universe is so far above that kind of petty hurt-ego/revenge-driven wrath
I love how American psycho is a psycho because he kills several people but Arabic psycho gets the term just cause he broke his fast 😂😂
It's almost scary how accurate this is.
Ever Arab experiences these exact events at some point in their life.
*FUNNY FOOTAGE OF ALLEN RÄPING A HORSE:*
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@@TigerTigerson I give you a 9/10 for creativity. That title actually got my attention.
@@aaronamour6101these bots man they are getting creative
featuring Muslim Bale .... now that's cultural appropriation
Bro went back to Luton to give us good content. Pure Giga Chad.
*FUNNY FOOTAGE OF ALLEN RÄPING A HORSE:*
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impressive. very nice. now lets see paul allens prayer routine.
3:10 this part got me dead. Truly a masterpiece
"Because alcohol is haram" had me dying🤣
Batriq iban Ba-Atman looks like famous arab super hero Bat-A-Man with iconic line "Its Arabin time"
*FUNNY FOOTAGE OF ALLEN RÄPING A HORSE:*
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I live on the Muharraq Gardens building on Budaiya highway. My name Batriq Ibn Ba'Atman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in adhering to the core pillars of Islam. In the morning, before Suhur, I do the Fajr prayer whilst prostrating myself in the air. I can do a thousand now. In the shower, I perform Ghusl to be clean for the next prayer. This is done because I've broken my fast with masturbation. During Wudu, I apply 300 SPF sun lotion to protect from the desert sun. Afterwards, i always use a South Asian oud with little or no alcohol, because alcohol is haram. There is an idea of a Batriq Ibn Ba'Atman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me, only a video idea that might be funny. A text-to-speech parody that anxiously borders on insensitive parody, but hopefully doesn't cross that line.
As a Arabian (iraqi🇮🇶) girl , I love this , made me laugh so much 😂
I’m Christian American and this floored me. Wow Mao has a certain talent for shitposting that only the greats have. Lmao
Where are you going Patrick ?
I have to return some prayer mats ..
Christian Bale when Muslim Bale walk in 😨
Muslim Bale when Jewish Bale walks in 😨
@@figtree_video_archivecorrection: Muslim Bale when Jewish Bale walks in 🤬
@@warcriminal3414 all of them when Atheist Bale walks in 😲😥
@@fishyfish6510 another correction Jew Bale, Christian Bale and Muslim Bale when Atheist Bale walk in 👿🔪
This is genuinely one the most creative and funny videos I've seen on TH-cam. Simply astounding
Lifestyle of the poorest Kuwaiti Man
as an arabic guy I approve of this one helluva masterpiece
Hulva jiddan 🙃
as an Arabic man from algeria, I'm really happy that you translate the video for us
1:24 "Starring Muslim Bale" lmao💀
💀
As an arab I can confirm this video was 100% halal
I fell from my bed laughing when the music started playing at 1:06 🤣🤣🤣
Didn't realise you were Luton Airport baggage claim
1:38 I can't believe he said Jesus instead of Isa Ibn Maryam
Yeah
It did say 'Isa' in arabic.
@@spinmaster0There's no "Ibn Maryam"
@@spinmaster0 lol but there is no Ibn Maryam kafir
Bin laden!
im an egyptian and i count as a arab, this is a masterpiece, real arab-approved
I'm on the verge of tears by the time we reach the Mosque, since I'm positive we won't have a decent prayer mat.
Maybe the real Arabian Psycho was the friends we made along the way
0:08 "batriq Iban BA-ATMAN" this name just killed me💀
Impressive. Let’s see Pau Al-Lens card.
Omg dude this video is golden, I very much enjoyed this well done.
I knew someone at university who was EXACTLY like this…
وبهذه الطريقة تشجع الناس على قتل المسلمين وتجعل كره المسلمين امر طبيعي
You definitely need to make this into a series
1:38 "Jesus"
"عيسى"
Well played lmao
Can’t wait for better call halal and breaking jihad
As a Bangladeshi Muslim who didn’t watch American Psycho, I can say that this is a masterpiece.
As a bd cinephile, I suggest you not to
This is awesome, i look forward to your next piece
I appreciate the work you put into this very clever & funny ashallah
Library of Alexandria gets unburned
Truly a misunderstood masterpiece. Best movie to watch with the family
I haven't laughed this hard in ages! 10/10 meme
I like how he’s the most arab person out there but he just breaks his fast with probably the worst sin you could do when fasting (and in general) then continues with his day
Hijab Girl > Perfect Girl
Yes
Agreed
>The phone call
>The transitions
>The outro
👌
0:29
"Not me, i'm not doing that. "
Christian Bale when Islamic Bale walks in
Masterpiece of a video,would like to see Balkan Pyscho
"Patrick where are you going?"
"I have to make وضوء and صلاة. Also, maybe return some video tapes"
As an Albanian Muslim I can confirm that this is me
يا رجل! هذا الفيديو كان في غاية الروعة😂😂😂
😂💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
This is just brilliant! 👍👍👍
This looks by pure chance like a movie adaptation of Soumission
(I love it)
French people converting to Islam to smoke halal vape
Damn this was actually really good
Wow very impressive definitely one of the videos ever made
وَلَئِن سَأَلْتَهُمْ لَيَقُولُنَّ إِنَّمَا كُنَّا نَخُوضُ وَنَلْعَبُ ۚ قُلْ أَبِٱللَّهِ وَءَايَـٰتِهِۦ وَرَسُولِهِۦ كُنتُمْ تَسْتَهْزِءُونَ
9:65
Read this before you say that you are a muslim and proud of this video
2:51 this is the best bit
It mocks muslims for their antisemitism
This is such an amazing film ❤. This film has two amazing plot twists: the first one is that Batriq Iban Ba-Atman has fallen into the social norms by vaping(even though this is clearly haram), the second plot twist is that he has accidentally slipped and broke his fast and is now confused on weather he should continue fasting or not. In this scene we can see that Batriq is crying because he is realising his haram actions(like vaping, breaking his fast,and cannibalism). We can see that by killing the sheep while saying the prayer or praying every day is his way of trying to become more halal but failing because of Shaytan and his uncontrollable urges to vape, etc. I hope that in Arabian Psycho 2 he will become more halal and stop his haram actions. Inshallah Batriq will be guided towards goodness in Arabian Psycho 2. 11/10 film truly amazing.
amazing crackling rattlin as a turkish psycho who knows American psycho very well, and now the Arabian psycho hahahahaha well done
HE'S LITERALLY ME!!!
I'm not exaggerating, this is the funniest video I've ever seen.
it is a good day when wow moa uploads.
as an arab, you're a genius for including this meme 3:08
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finally, the master piece
"My name is Ahmed Al-Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in not skipping prayer time and be there on time. In the early morning, I wake up, wash myself and then head to the local mosque where I can pray the Fajir. If I'm late to the group prayer, I join them but then have to carry on with my prayer and finish my missing rakat. After, I head out to the local town and visit my favourite coffee shop to get a dark coffee with no extra sugar, because sugar leads to a lot of problems in terms of my health. And I hang out there for almost 10 minutes before I head to the local falafel restaurant and purchase myself a nice stuffed bun with cucumber and tomato dressing and a side of fries. There's an idea of an Ahmed Al-Bateman. Some kind of an abstraction. But there's no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there."
-Ahmed Al-Bateman.
the part where Arabian Psycho says it's Cousining time was so good!
As a muslim, i approve this video. And i rate this video 6.9/5 allahuakbar
I'm not an Arab, but as a Sunni Muslim, this video is the funniest thing I've seen today
Don't say sunni Muslim just say Muslim.
@@null6482 Why? Long Live Basshar Al Asad
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@@null6482 you'll anger the Shiites
@@BichaelStevens who
I remember my middle school being just the boys comparing who has the best looking Vape. This is so accurate.
@John Tyler Bet
this is awesome bruh
In order for this Arabian to become psycho, the man had to go through Luton Airport
1:44 Christian Bale when Muslim Bale walks in
As an guy who went to Bahrain muharaq today, I saw batriq Ibn ba.atman
Haha top kek lad!
Definitely borderline but the details make it great :D
"Because I,'ve brocken my fast with masturbation " I felt that😬
He killed all the jins and shaytan am proud
this is my favorite comment
I was born in Muharraq and live in Bahrain. So seeing this local rep is perfect.
What an intellectual to use Something In The Air by Bowie as the outro of the film. Perfect 10/10
AAAH AAAAAH AAAAH THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR
As an Arab i can approve this is a masterpiece
As an Arab and a Muslim, I find nothing wrong with this video and actually pretty funny, good job on the video man 👍🏼
its haram to make fun of religion, its mentioned in the the Quran brudda.
9:65
If you question them, they will certainly say, “We were only talking idly and joking around.” Say, “Was it Allah, His revelations, and His Messenger that you ridiculed?”
@@sasasasasasasasa621 don't be a متشدد and it's not offensive.
@@sasasasasasasasa621 they didnt redicule anything with the religon just some arab culture, showing what ppl do not what they should be doing
And if you ask them, they will surely say, "We were only conversing and playing." Say, "Is it Allah and His verses and His Messenger that you were mocking?" Surat at tawabah ayah 65.
The editing is so cool
Am from kuwait and I can’t believe how accurate this is…its scary
2:35 this made me laugh (I'm saudi btw)
I feel blessed to be able to witness this absolute masterpiece, praise Allah.
indeed mashallah that allah has blessed upon us this revelation
Praise Allah
How to act like "muslims" for non-muslims:
Literally replace Jesus or God in religious christian phrases with Allah and you're done!
You can totally fool muslim and have them confused!
I shall now proceed to knock down a skyscraper.
@@anti-islamicterroristorgan8843
It was the cia who destroyed the twin towers.
Bro this is amazing.
not once did i think my tiny country would make it this big in the world of shitposts