Average Capitalism Fan VS. Average Communism Fan VS. Average Feudalism Enjoyer

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  • @wowmao
    @wowmao  2 ปีที่แล้ว +8563

    how much ADHD do you need to enjoy any of these videos

  • @pp-wo1sd
    @pp-wo1sd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8168

    If capitalism and communism is so good , why did they last less than feudalism ?

    • @krichenboi
      @krichenboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      Capitalism is still there bro

    • @herkuskalnietis1247
      @herkuskalnietis1247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1650

      @@krichenboi you don't know? 💀

    • @johnpears9558
      @johnpears9558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +855

      @@herkuskalnietis1247 the gaslighting is crazy 💀

    • @sys3248
      @sys3248 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If Feudalism is so good why didn't it survive revolution 💀

    • @theeyeballthatcameoutofthe5268
      @theeyeballthatcameoutofthe5268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      @@krichenboi he frogo 🥺☠💀

  • @JustGeridan
    @JustGeridan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12356

    Capitalist and Communist architects: it's too expensive to make anything aesthetically pleasing so here's a bunch of concrete slabs and glass.
    Feudal architects: the Lord will bless this magnificent edifice even if it takes three generations to build!

    • @nesbistrampol
      @nesbistrampol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      except leftist architecture is built in weeks, cost cents for the people and housed the homeless for free, while capitalist architecture did that but opposite (based ( i love spending 1/3rd of my wage for something i dont own) (based))

    • @JustGeridan
      @JustGeridan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

      @@nesbistrampol Communist urban planning is much better than capitalist, but neither is particularly aesthetically pleasing

    • @michealfelps5777
      @michealfelps5777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +581

      @@nesbistrampol when you don’t own your own house and farm. POG!!!

    • @lisavauhti7675
      @lisavauhti7675 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh you are not noble? Come on get back to your mud hut

    • @90skidcultist
      @90skidcultist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leftists are pretty Based!
      The so called “communist nations”, like the USSR, Cuba, the CCP, and others, have more in common with fascism than actual Leftist ideology. Some more than others…

  • @literallyvergil1686
    @literallyvergil1686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2770

    The most ironic and satirical thing in this video is assuming inflation is ever going down

    • @gooseintheshell1290
      @gooseintheshell1290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Japan be kinda quirky that way

    • @chickensoldier9790
      @chickensoldier9790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      Capitalists be like: Negative inflation is bad... uuhh because uhhhhh.... well yeah it means prices go down but its bad because uuuhhhhh..... well those millionares funded by billionares said so!

    • @AdamGilbert5530
      @AdamGilbert5530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Love how Vergil be making more sense than most politicians.

    • @Fox_Cord
      @Fox_Cord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@chickensoldier9790 2% inflation annually is the magic number, anything above or below that is detrimental to an economy. And deflation is actually way worse than moderate inflation. This is agreed upon by virtually every economist.

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      BURY THE (inflation) DEEP WITHIN

  • @JohnJohnDoeDoe
    @JohnJohnDoeDoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4982

    Capitalists and communists: "NOOOO IT WASN'T REAL CAPITALISM/COMMUNISM!"
    Feudalists: " It was real feudalism... and it was glorious!"

    • @fatdave6266
      @fatdave6266 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Communists" who say countries like the GDR or the Soviet Union weren't really socialist are just liberals larping as communists.

    • @deez69nutshuge
      @deez69nutshuge ปีที่แล้ว +1

      most people who do this thing of "Real Socialism/Communsim" are in the wrong lines and don't had read any book of Lenin, mostly they are in the Trotsky line tho, never trust someone who thinks Trotsky was right.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Thats why they are fans, and we are enjoyers.

    • @horacioelconserjeopina3956
      @horacioelconserjeopina3956 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bro, what is feudalism

    • @FM-dm8xj
      @FM-dm8xj ปีที่แล้ว +21

      when do capitlists say its not real capitalism?

  • @Finnboy-ml5jv
    @Finnboy-ml5jv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2347

    Holy crap this is so based. You are acutely aware of the political landscape of modern internet wow_mao.

    • @mogscugg2639
      @mogscugg2639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      tankies are so odious that they drove me to start watching vaush
      he's fine on politics but he said pizza is bad💀

    • @Finnboy-ml5jv
      @Finnboy-ml5jv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mogscugg2639 Vaush haters are his biggest advertisers.

    • @mogscugg2639
      @mogscugg2639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Finnboy-ml5jv the vaush hater calls him a cia shill on twitter
      The vaush fan deepfakes him into To Catch a Predator and has Chris Hansen call him ugly

    • @descendantofartorias2067
      @descendantofartorias2067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mogscugg2639 all his media takes are cringe though.

    • @WarningBFG-isHiring
      @WarningBFG-isHiring 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@descendantofartorias2067 All his takes in general are cringe.

  • @2f_2c
    @2f_2c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    "the industrial revolution was mistake" - some guy who made bombs

    • @bb3xhrhj
      @bb3xhrhj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Machine bad. Thx for coming to my Ted talk

    • @langskeppet9887
      @langskeppet9887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      He was right

    • @AbuBased731
      @AbuBased731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      The industrial society and it's future by Theodore J.kaczynski, introduction 1:
      _The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human Race_

    • @destubae3271
      @destubae3271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@bb3xhrhj Gives "Ted" talk a whole new meaning

    • @Chowdzz8494
      @Chowdzz8494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      The French Revolution and its consequences

  • @cruzaider5339
    @cruzaider5339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5767

    Capitalist when 2/3rd of their population dies:
    NOOOO!
    Communist:
    NOOOOO!
    Fuedalists:
    It is God's will

    • @bigoof1105
      @bigoof1105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +488

      There will always be enough peasants for the land.

    • @cruzaider5339
      @cruzaider5339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      @@bigoof1105 Feudal lords fighting over the village that's located 0.2 kilometers to nearest copper mine

    • @ilya1488krutoj
      @ilya1488krutoj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A gigantic church providing nothing to the starving population ain't gonna build itself

    • @franckfontaine7744
      @franckfontaine7744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Not all lives matters :x

    • @Halo-wp3zh
      @Halo-wp3zh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Eh not always, people in the medieval ages actually blame the devil for the black death

  • @LevMyshkinPrince
    @LevMyshkinPrince ปีที่แล้ว +1160

    When I am talking to the communists I tell that I am a socialist, because I hate the proffit-based economy. When I am talking to libertarians I tell them that property is sacred, because revolution is stealing the kingdom from its owner. When I am talking to conservatives I am telling that I support the traditional values.
    But how can they know that I was talking about absolute monarchy and neofeudalism?

    • @revolutionariesoffreedom2374
      @revolutionariesoffreedom2374 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shut up counterrevolutionary dictator!

    • @mike_moya
      @mike_moya ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It is so hard to tell where the jokes end on this video lol. Especially this comment

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@mike_moya None of it is jokes. Now cope.

    • @orangeousity9495
      @orangeousity9495 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Anarcho-Primitivism slams

    • @Dr-Jesus
      @Dr-Jesus ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@mike_moya They don't end, these ironic videos unfortunately attract all the wrong kinds of people

  • @plummye005
    @plummye005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15619

    True feudalism has never been tried

    • @HeloIV
      @HeloIV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2568

      It has been tried, and it was glorious

    • @nukesomething5518
      @nukesomething5518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +685

      absolutism fucked everything unironically if the kings still had to intermarry with the dukes and counts to keep peace you would never get the Hapsburg chin

    • @barmybarmecide5390
      @barmybarmecide5390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +730

      @@nukesomething5518 pov you want to move to a different part of the country or start a business or change your life in any meaningful way but the local lord porked a princess and forbade people from going to school so you can't

    • @elemperadordemexico
      @elemperadordemexico 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@barmybarmecide5390 based

    • @deutschermichel5807
      @deutschermichel5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Well it depends on what your definition of feudalism is.

  • @voidishprattles4319
    @voidishprattles4319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    "You work for a profit I work for the state we are not the same."
    Feudal lord: "boys boys you're both wrong. You work for me."

    • @TheSwedishHistorian
      @TheSwedishHistorian ปีที่แล้ว +18

      why work for a company or state when you can work for your feudal lord

    • @KevinJohnson-cv2no
      @KevinJohnson-cv2no ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mega-Corporate CEO turned Pseudo-God, with his Kill-Sats pointed square at the feudal lands from space: Lol

    • @marchdarkenotp3346
      @marchdarkenotp3346 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KevinJohnson-cv2no Yes, we know you love sucking Elon's dick

    • @krishnavijoy-xx8vx
      @krishnavijoy-xx8vx ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Feudal lords also worked for their peasants by risking their lives, and all of them worked for God.

  • @fishingislife9554
    @fishingislife9554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2107

    Capitalist/communist leaders in war: sits in office somewhere safe
    Chad feudalism leaders: leads army from the front, fights side by side,doesn’t give a shit about dying

    • @bledige9107
      @bledige9107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      based

    • @DeskJet1
      @DeskJet1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Where was Charles VI at during the Battle of Agincourt?

    • @fishingislife9554
      @fishingislife9554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      @@DeskJet1 Charles was tripping balls at the time, but the duke of albret was there and was killed in battle

    • @francoiscamy5066
      @francoiscamy5066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And let's his kingdom in chaos when taken and need a lot of money to be free.
      That's why the more we advance in time, the less they go in the battlefield.
      Louis XIV of France or Peter the Great of Russia never participate in a battle ; yet, you cannot tell they were weak.

    • @elseggs6504
      @elseggs6504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@francoiscamy5066 But the King of Sweden at the time did and he did fucking carry them through the Great Northern War

  • @kevinaustin51
    @kevinaustin51 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2300

    It’s kinda sad that feudal architecture totally and completely outshines modern architecture. Like we really fell off.

    • @binguser344
      @binguser344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Yeah dude let's just increase taxes by 200%! that's pretty and all but most people lived in poorly built shacks

    • @hellenicboi14
      @hellenicboi14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@binguser344 Those unwashed people living in dirt shacks unironically had a more fulfilling and joyful life than 90% of modern Westerners.

    • @tdvwest9514
      @tdvwest9514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +455

      @@binguser344 So just like today

    • @binguser344
      @binguser344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@tdvwest9514 today in America taxpaying citizens do not pay for any places of worship for any religions, and while tax dollars do go to public infrastructure like roads three is now a separation of church and state. An economic gap certainly does exist today and it is really bad but the average persons way of life was far worse.

    • @tdvwest9514
      @tdvwest9514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      @@binguser344 taxes went to public infrastructure even back in the day. As of today there is a great collapse in infrastructure and roads due to lack of care from the government. It takes ages for them to fix a pothole and even then they outsource road management to private companies anyway. Most of our taxes don't go to roads but instead the military, election campaigns, foreign policy and social programs that some people didn't even vote for.
      While the average person life back then was worse then ours the big irony is that many of them actually could afford living spaces and decent homes due to them not being as resource intensive as they are today or because the housing market is so irreparable fucked. People these days can't even afford a one bedroom apartment.
      It usually depends on where you looked but there are many societies in modern times that actually live worse then the feudal period.

  • @sharonrizzi14
    @sharonrizzi14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8242

    Imagine a Catholic-born person who lives on a mountain in the desert, is a feudalist and enjoys drinking 😳

  • @thenarstar
    @thenarstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4818

    Born too late to live in the Feudal era of the 14th Century
    Born too early to live in the Feudal era of the 24th Century
    Born in the right time to see genderbent Soviet leaders

    • @sovietunion7643
      @sovietunion7643 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      your actions have been noted by the state. please be aware that public masturbation in the presence of party officals is punishable by capital offense. now please take your copy of 1984 and burn it

    • @sfecgtt6084
      @sfecgtt6084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @Cornn Flaek Vladimir Lenin

    • @thenarstar
      @thenarstar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @Cornn Flaek Lenin
      (Gorbachov best Girl btw. Totally wouldn't mind your room if it was full of Pizza Hut boxes)

    • @cerdic6305
      @cerdic6305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@jakobinobles3263 corporate feudalism is old news, you never heard of the East India Company?

    • @sirpixel7945
      @sirpixel7945 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Feudalism in 24th century? Holy shit! A New Sun Will Rise is based on a true story!11!!1!!11

  • @nicohutzganu6634
    @nicohutzganu6634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1108

    "How conservative are you?"
    "Well have you heard of feudalism?"

    • @deutschermichel5807
      @deutschermichel5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      American politics b like:
      Orange man bad, vote liberal
      Sleepy Man bad, vote conservative
      Meenwhile conservatives in Europe and Snywhere else

    • @ilya1488krutoj
      @ilya1488krutoj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      -How conservative are you?
      -ooh ah ah ah ooh uh oh OOOOH **bashes the person's face with a big branch**

    • @deutschermichel5807
      @deutschermichel5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ilya1488krutoj turning back to monkee failed. Proof? See monkey pox,

    • @literallyvergil1686
      @literallyvergil1686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@ilya1488krutoj literally me

    • @DarthVader999-0
      @DarthVader999-0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@deutschermichel5807 Ah yes….
      _Snywhere else_

  • @anthonyparenti1928
    @anthonyparenti1928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1158

    A king may sometimes be bought, but a democracy is always for sale.

    • @dawudsandstorm7852
      @dawudsandstorm7852 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Most based comment.

    • @niccolorichter1488
      @niccolorichter1488 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      King deasnt need being bought to be basied

    • @bruhbruh-us6gl
      @bruhbruh-us6gl ปีที่แล้ว

      Democratically-elected politicians CANNOT be bought! They are available for rent at very reasonable rates.

    • @TheMaster4534
      @TheMaster4534 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guess who runs the democratic system. There's a reaspn merchants are the lowest rung in feudalism

    • @turtlefungusismywaifu
      @turtlefungusismywaifu ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Based……. so f*cking zased…………

  • @fusionreactor7179
    @fusionreactor7179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    Imagine having an ideology when you can fight for GOD AND KING

    • @abnerdoon4902
      @abnerdoon4902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      You talking about Caliphate enjoyers or the Japanese militarists?

    • @thespiritofhoxhawell4413
      @thespiritofhoxhawell4413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Schizo chat wtf

    • @sovietunion7643
      @sovietunion7643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      warhammer 40k when they realize that dying in hand to hand combat isn't actually fun or patriotic but a brutal way to die

    • @AMR_k400
      @AMR_k400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @soviet union
      Worse than the trenchs?
      I highly doubt.

    • @ikengaspirit3063
      @ikengaspirit3063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@sovietunion7643 Still better than trenches.

  • @mjr_schneider
    @mjr_schneider 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3223

    Incoming capitalists finna be like "B-but why would I want to be the vassal of a lord when I can enjoy my McNuggets™ while watching Avengers™ #17 on my Lenovo™ Legion 5 Gen 7 AMD (15”) alone in my one room apartment?" 🤡

    • @bullshitdepartment
      @bullshitdepartment 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      hey, thats a good laptop

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would I serve a divinely appointed and benevolent king who promises peace and prosperity for his subjects when I can cum to anime girls at 3 AM?

    • @Web720
      @Web720 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Communist too, too many overlap of Disney films.

    • @cabbose12
      @cabbose12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funniest part is the people that consume that much product are commies

    • @rollingball9536
      @rollingball9536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Dude I have that exact model, I feel attacked

  • @mycatlarry
    @mycatlarry ปีที่แล้ว +239

    As a medieval peasant born in the year 979, I can confirm that feudalism was my favorite political system

    • @farthing751
      @farthing751 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is an underrated comment

    • @aromanlegionnair5096
      @aromanlegionnair5096 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How are the Vikings invasion going? Heard its quiet chaotic

    • @farthing751
      @farthing751 ปีที่แล้ว

      @aromanlegionnair5096 not good , I came home and found my wife in bed with 3 of them- then they called me a "hanrei" in Norwegian

    • @fiddlesticks7245
      @fiddlesticks7245 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@aromanlegionnair5096that shit was basically over by the 970s

    • @ooo_shiny
      @ooo_shiny 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Think about it, we lived on land maintained by somebody else, what's a mortgage? don't know, don't care, there were feasts every month, only 150 work days, and life was chill. Drink with thy friends, plow thy lord's land, plow thy wife, and repeat. What a wonderful life it must have been. Pay taxes? oh hi ma'lord, here is a share of my crops, thank you for housing me on your land and providing protection for me and my family. Hail to the king, baby.

  • @biharek7595
    @biharek7595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2989

    As a capitalist landlord pretending to be a communist to my -slaves- workers, I approve the message that this video sends.

    • @thomasnicholls6584
      @thomasnicholls6584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Ah a fellow Hasan fan

    • @GenUrobutcher
      @GenUrobutcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      As a capitalist small business owner pretending to be socialist to sell more shit to the commune, this goes hard.

    • @unknownhandyman6821
      @unknownhandyman6821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      All hail comrade (insert your favorite "communist" dictator)

    • @yui-anarcomunist
      @yui-anarcomunist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      As Anarcho capitalism moe girl student I can relate that
      (Sorry for my English)

    • @biharek7595
      @biharek7595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@unknownhandyman6821 All hail comrade Pol Pot!

  • @RJ-ll6gl
    @RJ-ll6gl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    1:35 song?
    Nevermind got it

    • @sickboi261
      @sickboi261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      least based indian

    • @googleaccount4256
      @googleaccount4256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      🥵

    • @GorillaShower
      @GorillaShower 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Josefina Stalin can send me to her gulag

    • @Sudupe16
      @Sudupe16 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Communist detected, sending feudalism to your house now.

    • @dreamconscience994
      @dreamconscience994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sickboi261 true

  • @Jequetepeq
    @Jequetepeq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    My favorite part was when wow_mao said "it's wow_mao time" and started wow_maoing all over the place

    • @ilosada2933
      @ilosada2933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Wait, he said that? Quick run!!! Last time he Maoed all over China 70 million Chinese died!!!

    • @logc1921
      @logc1921 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ilosada2933 wow_mao deez nuts, 70 million chinese didnt die due to a famine, also can you please get into my van? I can drop you off to your destination

    • @srafnos2073
      @srafnos2073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I bet if he monetized his videos he could make more than wow_maoillion dollars

    • @mthecatholic1481
      @mthecatholic1481 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please can you tell me which song is 1:36

    • @Jequetepeq
      @Jequetepeq ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mthecatholic1481 nah

  • @topfactlord5448
    @topfactlord5448 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    As a Brit, I truly cannot imagine the cringe of having to elect a head of state rather than having them ordained by God.

    • @James.E41
      @James.E41 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      As a citizen of the British Commonwealth, same. 🇦🇺🇬🇧

    • @nataliekhanyola5669
      @nataliekhanyola5669 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You think chucky 2nd, the inbred adulterer who married his horse looking mistress is ordained by God??🤣🤣😂😂

    • @JackMeoff46
      @JackMeoff46 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The King of Spain was ordained by God. Your ugly inbred protestant king was not

    • @Valdileii
      @Valdileii 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well you have Charles III

    • @renatopereira2315
      @renatopereira2315 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yep can confirm, the Lord came down and ordained every single of them!

  • @viktorcoudere3615
    @viktorcoudere3615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Average stone age economics appreciator:

    • @bazirancovek
      @bazirancovek 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basucally communism

    • @pao5567
      @pao5567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Ooga booga

    • @Solotocius
      @Solotocius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I LOVE BARTERING!!! I LOVE CRUDELY TRADING THINGS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE SAME VALUE AS WHAT I'M RECIEVING IN ADVANCE!!!!

    • @pao5567
      @pao5567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Solotocius forget that, I love farming with sticks and building my own log hut

    • @pointlessrandom7619
      @pointlessrandom7619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i give you sea shells for cow

  • @josephnugent3065
    @josephnugent3065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    This is the first time anyone has ever validated my political and economic opinions. Thank you Wow Mao.

    • @unknownhandyman6821
      @unknownhandyman6821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Hold up...

    • @Dr-Jesus
      @Dr-Jesus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mf actually agrees with the ironic braindead takes

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mf played too much Crusader Kings and is an unironic feudalist

    • @mint8648
      @mint8648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Same

    • @josephnugent3065
      @josephnugent3065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@mint8648 we are the brave, the based, and the few.

  • @Assault_Butter_Knife
    @Assault_Butter_Knife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1808

    Architecture under capitalism: glass and steel rectangles
    Architecture under communism: crumbling concrete boxes
    Architecture under feudalism: Beautiful Hamlets, castles, manors, gothic churches etc

    • @sams7068
      @sams7068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      For most of so-called “feudalism” Europe was something of a backwater. Byzantine empire (I.e. literally the Roman Empire in the medieval era) is far more based sorry to say

    • @claudiotavares9580
      @claudiotavares9580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      For the rich and aristocrats.

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@sams7068 you're saying that as if Byzantium had a social structure that was much different (it wasn't )

    • @bruhbruh-us6gl
      @bruhbruh-us6gl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@sams7068
      Europe went from being a backwater to being in a position to literally conquer the world from 400 A.D. to 1500 A.D. The Byzantines started wealthy, the Europeans made their wealth

    • @asianparentsarecoldhearted6510
      @asianparentsarecoldhearted6510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@claudiotavares9580 Architecture under feudalism also create beautiful Church, Cathedrale for everyone

  • @yee9167
    @yee9167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    1:05 I love how Bourgeoseweisie is misspelled.

    • @JackDaDripper
      @JackDaDripper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      its bourgesuoiseueswies dumbass

  • @niono1587
    @niono1587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I especially agree with the architectures bits, we've lost all sense of style and fashion and replaced everything with grey concrete buildings set in grids and plain black suits are considered fancy for men to wear. Bother it!

    • @kasperjepsen2917
      @kasperjepsen2917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I agree. I think architecture and beauty in our daily lives plays a much larger role in our happiness than we think.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey ปีที่แล้ว +14

      For real, there is way to less talk about how clothing has fell off hard

    • @kounding
      @kounding ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dude Gothic and Victorian architecture is just a automatic w

    • @KageMinowara
      @KageMinowara 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      There's this idea in recent fiction about the medieval era that everyone wore dull coloured clothes (brown, grey, black), but it was exactly the opposite. Everyone loved bright colours and wore them as often as they could.

    • @O2F2
      @O2F2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@koundingnah

  • @ISMAILTRO
    @ISMAILTRO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    1:24 dude pinged everyone in the server to ask them for a peter griffin moaning sound for this

    • @Perc1000
      @Perc1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      gigachad

    • @marcwienholts2648
      @marcwienholts2648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What is the song?

    • @rugvedkulkarni1593
      @rugvedkulkarni1593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well then give us the source!?

    • @DoMyHomework_
      @DoMyHomework_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/users/shortsBIenPwyOdrk?feature=share

    • @braziliantsar
      @braziliantsar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@marcwienholts2648 Peter grifing coming

  • @mangeurdeshrex5079
    @mangeurdeshrex5079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    It's a truelly a doomer experience to see capitalist and communist architecture, both were truelly meant to just consider man as a tool.

    • @leonl9123
      @leonl9123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@communist754 Sad that 90% of architecture people in communist societies were exposed on a daily basis was mass produced cheap crap.

    • @noshot30
      @noshot30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@communist754 not true but ok 💀

    • @hochigaming14yearsago90
      @hochigaming14yearsago90 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noshot30 how nigga

    • @cameronspence4977
      @cameronspence4977 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wrong. Communism was, capitalism is just in the process of being co opted for that purpose

    • @reactiondavant-garde3391
      @reactiondavant-garde3391 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cameronspence4977 Capitalism or more precisly our current economical system is considere us pure economical unit. I doN't like Marx but at least he wanted some lvel humanity to return to the workers, capitalist are doubling down on dehumanisation. In our present day we are "Human Resources" and nothing else, a cog in the machine.
      But it was the best in the middle ages. We are all considered to created in imige of God, not economical units, not tools for a revolution, but the World Ultimate Creatore most cherished creations.

  • @eetuthescrub1206
    @eetuthescrub1206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Okay wow finally it is time to end my teenage ideology switching since im not a teen anymore. Yup unironic feudalist, thanks wow_mao for shaping my life and the lives of future generations

    • @deutschermichel5807
      @deutschermichel5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Deus tuum orare vult

    • @lazerizer6895
      @lazerizer6895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reject feudalism. Embrace Communization Theory.

    • @xilpes6254
      @xilpes6254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      you are not immune to propaganda

    • @xilpes6254
      @xilpes6254 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deutschermichel5807 you are not immune to propaganda

    • @xilpes6254
      @xilpes6254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@lazerizer6895 you are not immune to propaganda

  • @itsZach05
    @itsZach05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    He has blessed us with the knowledge we must enact upon it

    • @viktorcoudere3615
      @viktorcoudere3615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *R E S T O R E F E U D A L I S M*

    • @nerp__
      @nerp__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that’s not how the word enact is used

    • @itsZach05
      @itsZach05 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nerp__ I don't fucking 💅

  • @uberfeel
    @uberfeel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Tfw a farmer in the middle ages was more happy in their life than your current PhD/Masters degree owning twitter intellectuals.

    • @ivancar555
      @ivancar555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah when you let your master and god do the thinking for you, ignorance is bliss.

    • @uberfeel
      @uberfeel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@ivancar555 Still less ignorant than modern political twitter intellectuals.

    • @AureliusLaurentius1099
      @AureliusLaurentius1099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ivancar555
      You can do thinking by joining the Church or being sponsored by your lord

    • @ivancar555
      @ivancar555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@uberfeel Very true, but twitter trash does not comprise the majority of humanity.

    • @ivancar555
      @ivancar555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AureliusLaurentius1099 Yeah as long as it's not wrongthink and only serves the sponsor's agenda, sort of like social media today.

  • @hsseharuku1740
    @hsseharuku1740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    FUN FACT: Chinese Tankies are called Wumao, intended pun just like this channel name

  • @digenisakritas8195
    @digenisakritas8195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    the virgin capitalist: drinking soy
    the virgin communist: drinking nothing
    THE CHAD FEUDALIST: 💪🏻🍺💪🏻

    • @baph0met
      @baph0met 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not tryna be weird but capitalism effectively through competition lead to the creation of the best beer in all of existance. Checmate feudaltard

    • @digenisakritas8195
      @digenisakritas8195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@baph0met found the consoomer. Feudalism led to the founding of monasteries throughout Europe, where they brewed and still brew the best beers. Steeped in tradition, it's miles ahead of anything overly commercialised. You should try it.

    • @gelette80
      @gelette80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL best comment here

    • @alexanderjuarez1713
      @alexanderjuarez1713 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Feudalists = thrash metal fans

    • @stateofflorida5082
      @stateofflorida5082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      the chad feudalist: drinking themself to death

  • @guacamolepenls2205
    @guacamolepenls2205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    I miss the good old days when dick measuring contests between the ruling class consists of libraries, parks and others instead of trying to see who can "invent" a way to bring humanity to a desolate desert rock unfit for life.

    • @deutschermichel5807
      @deutschermichel5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Today's conflicts:
      Hey, Joe Biden, pls don't nuke each other, just let the russians and the ukrainians finish thrmselves off.
      -Winnie the p.
      Medieval war:
      Greetings, brother! Wouldn't it be kinda cringe to let innovent peaps or even our precious knights die? Just duel me, here infront of everyone,
      lmao

    • @juliandezeeuw4404
      @juliandezeeuw4404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@deutschermichel5807 Back in the days they just has contests to see who could build the coolest and tallest towers.

    • @helast3916
      @helast3916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tbh reaching that rock is more a contest of which country has the best technology

    • @Dr-Jesus
      @Dr-Jesus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ah feudal monarchs, known for investing in public works and literacy

    • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
      @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Granted, the Age of Exploration was basically a dick-measuring contest

  • @christopherstein2024
    @christopherstein2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Imagine electing your leader instead of having him ordained by god."
    Holy Roman empire: 🤔

    • @albertsuseintsus7355
      @albertsuseintsus7355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      war and civil war

    • @Rachjumper
      @Rachjumper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As Long as the ruler was always from the same country then i guess it would count as based feudalism

    • @mint8648
      @mint8648 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Poland-Lithuania:

  • @PabbyPabbles
    @PabbyPabbles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    hell yeah live life with skills passed down from your parents, have goals that require high effort and are simply measurable, and whatever noticeable trait or talent you have makes you "the music guy", or "the tall guy", etc... of your village without being immediately put in competition with 8 billion other people all over the world

  • @str_
    @str_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I’m a proud Feudalist now

  • @stanisawzokiewski3308
    @stanisawzokiewski3308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    -Im right and you're wrong.
    -Why? What's your argument?
    -My father had "Sir" in front of his name.

    • @1070Lancer
      @1070Lancer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "Oh my apologies, carry on Milord"

    • @mrididnt1631
      @mrididnt1631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      -My father had lord in front of his name

    • @reneteodomiroinjanteguzman2841
      @reneteodomiroinjanteguzman2841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This unironically. And i endorse it.

    • @gelette80
      @gelette80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      nowadays:
      -he's right and you're wrong
      -why
      -cuz he's a certified fact-checker expert

    • @robertstan9733
      @robertstan9733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@gelette80 cuz he has a verified checkmark and pronouns in the bio

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Political shitposting is an artform.

    • @kinorad13
      @kinorad13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      no its not

    • @afdalridwan3813
      @afdalridwan3813 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kinorad13 Keroo antionio pfp??
      👁️👄👁️

    • @sbiner5480
      @sbiner5480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Enjoyed by many, perfected by few.

  • @JoeSmith-sl9bq
    @JoeSmith-sl9bq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Capitalists- noooo the illusion that our pieces of paper have value is dissipating noooo inflation noooo
    Communist- Noooo we are just a less efficient form of capitalism we have all the problems but none of the good nooooo
    Feudalist- Spring came early and most of the lambs survived, truly the Lord is good

    • @hochigaming14yearsago90
      @hochigaming14yearsago90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Real

    • @O2F2
      @O2F2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Say you don't know what communism is without saying you don't know what communism is

    • @idkman2729
      @idkman2729 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      ​@@O2F2Me when i get sent to the coal mines of Siberia :

    • @O2F2
      @O2F2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@idkman2729 That's not communism lol. The ussr was an autocratic dictatorship. And even then, most of the USSR had it better with the Soviets than they did with the tsars (your incredible feudalism). Look up the surveys, many in former Soviet countries want it back, because their country was destroyed by the collapse and subsequent figurative and/or literal capitalist invasion.

    • @thatdude9091
      @thatdude9091 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      No idea how you think that could be a valid point when both are so diametrically opposed. Like really? How can it have all the downsides when they’re so different? How can it just be the same but less efficient? Could a totally different system come with absolutely no advantages of it own?
      I get some people viewing their opposing one as worse, but this is just not even knowing what it is you hate

  • @Bruhmanih7
    @Bruhmanih7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Imagine driving a car, that damages our eco-system, instead of riding a horse.What has the world came to be 😔

    • @AndrewTheMandrew531
      @AndrewTheMandrew531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I want a horse but probably won’t have anywhere to hitch it when I go out in public.

    • @FeHearts
      @FeHearts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The word car has been around for about a thousand years and refers to any four wheeled vehicle including horse drawn carts.

    • @salvadorhenriquez4091
      @salvadorhenriquez4091 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FeHearts so in these context it would be a machine driven by electricity

    • @uppishcub1617
      @uppishcub1617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Horse:
      -beautiful
      -loyal
      -created by God
      Car:
      -ugly "aerodynamic" design
      -has no loyalty
      -created by robots and sweatshop workers

    • @PinballCollection
      @PinballCollection 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@FeHearts You are such a nerd. I would steal so much lunch money from you

  • @bigbrownhouse6999
    @bigbrownhouse6999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Virgin post enlightenment philosophers: “Ummm idk i mean you never really know stuff but like whatever’s true 4 u lol.”
    Chad medieval philosophers: “We will subject our emotions to reason, and our reason to divine revelation, and see the truth of all things in a single act of knowing as we participate in the knowledge of God himself, that we may truly lay hold of the good, the true, and the beautiful.”

    • @captainch6182
      @captainch6182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Unironically based. Thomism 4 the win

    • @bigbrownhouse6999
      @bigbrownhouse6999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@captainch6182 I was joking. I love medieval philosophy, but resonate more with British empiricism, and Kant to a lesser extent. I think that especially David Hume presents some pretty difficult problems for Thomists.

    • @meh8817
      @meh8817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was about to say how enlightenment era philosophy was 100% better, but then I looked into the comments. Granted enlightenment era philosophy generally explored more ideas, systems, and topics and had a more educated look on world and all of that, mostly because of the changing nature of western society at the time, that said medieval philosophy isn't that bad.

    • @MysticKoolAidMan
      @MysticKoolAidMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@meh8817 But enlightenment philosophy is just postmodern philosophy with a fancy robe on, which is why Neistche told them to take it off.

    • @revolutionariesoffreedom2374
      @revolutionariesoffreedom2374 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reason was created during the enlightenment …
      Chad chap enlightened philosophers from the enlightenment:
      "You both post enlightenment and medieval ones are no match for the original and true philosophers, the philosophers of the enlightenment!"

  • @yutecforz4416
    @yutecforz4416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Feudalist chads also ate healthier and lived more fulfilling lives than any communist and capitalist combined.

    • @skatetrooper5285
      @skatetrooper5285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      So true

    • @al-hassan9200
      @al-hassan9200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's actually true!

    • @Lavabug
      @Lavabug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      So healthy few made it past 40

    • @yutecforz4416
      @yutecforz4416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@Lavabug I knew someone was going to challenge my claim soon. I'm already prepared with my sources. Prepare to get demolished bro. It came to me in a dream

    • @Lavabug
      @Lavabug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yutecforz4416 cool story bro

  • @НиколайРоманов-л6ю
    @НиколайРоманов-л6ю ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Literally Feudalism worked perfectly for centuries, these new ideologies can't even last for 80 years 😂

    • @ilochkaa
      @ilochkaa ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ты сам нарисовал аватарку?

    • @НиколайРоманов-л6ю
      @НиколайРоманов-л6ю ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ilochkaa Нет, я нашел это в Google и подумал, что это круто

    • @O2F2
      @O2F2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      perfectly huh

    • @The.Lake.Effect
      @The.Lake.Effect 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "It existed, therefore it was perfect." -Some guy

    • @НиколайРоманов-л6ю
      @НиколайРоманов-л6ю 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@The.Lake.Effect well yes, a thing that lasts for the longest is the most correct one

  • @thestudentofficial5483
    @thestudentofficial5483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    1:41 i cannot stress how much this ringtone ignites primal rage in my soul.

    • @roguebeastx5747
      @roguebeastx5747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ronnie video?

    • @joshuabruce9599
      @joshuabruce9599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's almost as bad as the IPhone default alarm. That sound gives me PTSD from high school where I'd drag myself in fuelled by 4 and a half hours of sleep and caffeine.

    • @xXBoneyTonyXx
      @xXBoneyTonyXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the same for me and now I need to find out what it's called

    • @raeedibnzaman1
      @raeedibnzaman1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i was in saudi last month and EVERY one and their mother had this on their phone

    • @xXBoneyTonyXx
      @xXBoneyTonyXx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@raeedibnzaman1 in Germany it's also a relatively common Ringtone for people in their 50s, I get to hear it when using public transport like once per week

  • @aleksapetrovic6519
    @aleksapetrovic6519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Byzantine Empire and Visigothic Empire are the most based state with the most based people in existance.
    1. They both had deserts (Egypt/Levant and Tabernas)
    2. They both have mountains (Balkans/Anadolia and Asturias)
    3. They both love alcohol (King Richard after drinking Byzantine wine said that English one was a piss and Visigothic wine is still a freaking Spanish wine of today).
    4. They both accept Pope (Byzantines Pope was first Bishop and they would never allow filth like Protestantism (check Bogumilism), while Visigoths were such Catholic gigachads when they plundered Rome they haven't looted a single church).
    It only makes me sad that with feudalism we can no longer consider Peru and Peruvians a gigachad country and gigachad people, but maybe we can call them sigmachads.

    • @AMR_k400
      @AMR_k400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The visigoths didn't have deserts .

    • @aleksapetrovic6519
      @aleksapetrovic6519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@AMR_k400 Tabernas in a desert in south-east Spain which was part of Visigothic Kingdom

    • @deutschermichel5807
      @deutschermichel5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AMR_k400 lol learn geography

    • @hello-rq8kf
      @hello-rq8kf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ayo moche and incas were feudal chads wdym

    • @aleksapetrovic6519
      @aleksapetrovic6519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hello-rq8kf I am not sure if Inca Empire was feudal. They were so unique that its impossible to classify them. They were something of a theocratic communist oligarchy with demigod and mummies as rulers if that even makes sense. Maybe we can call Incas and modern Peruvians sigmachads?

  • @voltairethegoldflame9280
    @voltairethegoldflame9280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    This video is literally 100% accurate. Anyone who disagrees with is sub 120 IQ

    • @benq3009
      @benq3009 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Based comment but cringe pfp and name. Schizo moment?

  • @zedmercury2605
    @zedmercury2605 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    God, as a person who's been super stressed about Capitalist v. Communist stuff, I really need to thank you for this glorious meme.
    Long live the King!

  • @NickCrumpets
    @NickCrumpets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    at first i thought this video was another brain fart from WOWWW_MAOO but then i saw Monty Python reference and now i am a full fledged believer in Feudalism thank you

    • @namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682
      @namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anarcho-Syndicalism though

    • @bruhbruh-us6gl
      @bruhbruh-us6gl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682
      Peepeepoopooism tho

    • @JGalt-em4xu
      @JGalt-em4xu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Monty Python reduced King Arthur's legitimacy into a "farcical aquatic ceremony!" Clear traitors to the one true king, ordained by god.

  • @thebegungler7333
    @thebegungler7333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    capitalists, communists, and feudalists when ultra gigachad tribalism enthusiast enters the room: 🤯🤯🤯😭😭😭😭🤯🤯😱😱😱😱😵

    • @langskeppet9887
      @langskeppet9887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The truest and most glorious of ideal societies are those that don’t follow a “ism”

    • @0-Templar-0
      @0-Templar-0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      True... no one can achieve a level of based greater than my niggas on Santinel Island.

    • @thebegungler7333
      @thebegungler7333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@langskeppet9887 tribalism isn't really an "ism", it is simply the standard human and natural way of life, modern society has made it into an ism

    • @langskeppet9887
      @langskeppet9887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@thebegungler7333 yes, but what most modern people has for a view of tribalism is that it’s technically a form of primitivism, which is wrong.
      Tribalism as of what it’s mostly known for dominated European cultures, the Gauls, Germanic tribes and the celts, yet these people weren’t primitive, they had a system going for them.
      I don’t think tribalism is the main think we should strive towards, neither primitivism. But regressing this industrial revolution IS A MUST.

    • @ghoulperk2024
      @ghoulperk2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thebegungler7333 me human me go cave retard with no higher cause and me live like a monkey me find shit on a stick me happy

  • @calebexmortis620
    @calebexmortis620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    I love being ruled by a 15 year old who's family tree is all roots

    • @deutschermichel5807
      @deutschermichel5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      still better than having a president with no roots at all, just spawning randomly

    • @bigoof1105
      @bigoof1105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      That 15 year old has the mandate of heaven though.

    • @AureliusLaurentius1099
      @AureliusLaurentius1099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Carolus Rex steamrolling Eastern Europe at age 18: Saying something peasant?

    • @0-Templar-0
      @0-Templar-0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mf is blessed by God himself.
      Probably gonna die of disease at 21 but he'll conquer half of France by then.

    • @0-Templar-0
      @0-Templar-0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@bigoof1105 Yeep.
      *"Noooo!* You can't just put religion into politics!"
      Nigga, in Feudalism, religion *IS* politics!

  • @MichuNeo
    @MichuNeo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Embrace the third way" - Marshall Tito would be proud of you, comrade XD

  • @Valceck
    @Valceck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    “Embrace the third way”
    Always brother.

  • @agarcia8312
    @agarcia8312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I belive in a system where everything is run by Steve, made by Steve and function off Steve. Become a steveist NOW

    • @deutschermichel5807
      @deutschermichel5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Are you refering to minecraft or white people.

    • @shamusson
      @shamusson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@deutschermichel5807 Same thing

    • @deutschermichel5807
      @deutschermichel5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shamusson lmao

    • @uppishcub1617
      @uppishcub1617 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck off, I'm not switching to mac.

  • @Garlic2111
    @Garlic2111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    They are all perfect when you’re the leader

    • @johnny_testicles
      @johnny_testicles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      underrated

    • @tiredoftheworld4834
      @tiredoftheworld4834 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lolllll 😂

    • @thegreathashil4553
      @thegreathashil4553 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're so close to class consciousness yet you probably think Marxism is bad

    • @Garlic2111
      @Garlic2111 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thegreathashil4553 i wish you'd live under that system so you'd know how lucky you are

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thegreathashil4553 You don't need to be marxist to understand the principle of social classes.

  • @KossolaxtheForesworn
    @KossolaxtheForesworn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "youre gonna be a state regulated artist."
    no please I wanted to dig in the coal mine please dont make me write cringe poetry

  • @larry1videorater96
    @larry1videorater96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    God tier meme recognized by Pope himself. Outstanding work mr Mao!

  • @riversou6505
    @riversou6505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Love your content Mao, love from a Cambodian

    • @ambatuBUHSURK
      @ambatuBUHSURK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      literally 💀

    • @UnwantedFeather
      @UnwantedFeather 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      In the way of Pol Pot inshallah ☝🏿☝🏿

    • @Tenisinspector8341
      @Tenisinspector8341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You pray i dont see you with spectacles.

    • @marxoid8924
      @marxoid8924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Pol Pot Cambodian thanos 🤯🤯🤯🤯

    • @GreekHouseEffect
      @GreekHouseEffect 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Plo pote

  • @emperorkane317
    @emperorkane317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Monarchy has lasted thousands of years and was doing alright. Had it's problems here and there, but it always got back on track. Then all of a sudden in the 19th and 20th centuries for some reason everyone decided that we needed to choose our leaders via a popularity contest.

    • @kuki1274
      @kuki1274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Monarchy is dangerous because the monarch can be a complete idiot. Nicholas 2 is a clear example of the fact that he became king not because of his abilities, but because of his status. The monarchy has not always been in order. Look at history, how many wars and disasters happened because of stupid monarchs. Irremovability of power is a dangerous thing.

    • @oblivion5390
      @oblivion5390 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      everyone saw the united states build those blocky buildings with no nobles and said "hey we can do that too!"

    • @emperorkane317
      @emperorkane317 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kuki1274 The same exact thing can and has happened numerous times in a democracy. Look how many terrible and idiotic leaders have been elected, both historically and currently.

    • @luisliscabo
      @luisliscabo ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@kuki1274 To be fair, you've only heard so far of terrible kings. Most good kings are barely mentioned to the public at all.

    • @luisliscabo
      @luisliscabo ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@PanelVulture Wait till he hears that most subjects of the Kings and Emperors backed then liked them very much and beat the shit out of anyone who insulted them 😳

  • @randomchad915
    @randomchad915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Democracy has always been cringe

    • @revolutionariesoffreedom2374
      @revolutionariesoffreedom2374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shut up commie dictator, you lost the Cold War HAHA TREMBLE YOU TYRANT UNDER MY POWERS OF FREEDOM

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    “Everyone has their own and knows their own place in society to ensure social harmony” -The Feudalist.

    • @stateofflorida5082
      @stateofflorida5082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And a confucianist, I suppose

    • @TheMaster4534
      @TheMaster4534 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Some rich Jewish bois: *we do a little trolling*

    • @ffff7164
      @ffff7164 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheMaster4534 Oy vey

  • @averagejoe8358
    @averagejoe8358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    As someone who doesn't even live in the U.S, I can confirm that ABC is a reliable source of news and information

  • @abdullahalmasariyan3020
    @abdullahalmasariyan3020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    My favourite part of the video is when wow Mao said it's "maoing time" and maoed all over the place. Truly one of the videos of all time

    • @xninewxw7559
      @xninewxw7559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow mao you will seriously murder sparrows that’s pretty cringe

  • @hugofernandez4459
    @hugofernandez4459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Imagine thinking that ocuppy a country and patrolling the desert just to die by an IED or do guerrilla in the wet jungle is better than charging at the enemy with your horse at full speed wearing iron while the arrows fall all over

  • @sandokan888
    @sandokan888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    difinetely going feudal.... just a couple more years slaving in my wage cage doing nothing all day...and I'll be able to buy land...I'll be a free serf and work my way up to king.

    • @Hanakowasright
      @Hanakowasright 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dont know if their hiring kings

  • @yungcatboi
    @yungcatboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Yet another masterpiece from Dr. wow_mao, MD

  • @johnthomson2377
    @johnthomson2377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    That female version of Stalin had me want to share the means of reproduction.

  • @Levmih
    @Levmih 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    ChadWhite Movement Soldier VS Virgin Communist Soldier

  • @PakBallandSami
    @PakBallandSami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    “I am opposing a social order in which it is possible for one man who does absolutely nothing that is useful to amass a fortune of hundreds of millions of dollars, while millions of men and women who work all the days of their lives secure barely enough for a wretched existence.”
    ― Eugene Debs

    • @JoeWithTheHoesBiden
      @JoeWithTheHoesBiden 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      if he does absolutely nothing he would literally die because he wouldn't be breathing

    • @SimaoRodrigues...
      @SimaoRodrigues... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here here!

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      is that th fort night guy

    • @TheGreenKnight500
      @TheGreenKnight500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      That's every system ever. Maybe living in a small tribe of hunter-gatherers would avoid that problem, but that's about it.

    • @santiagopomposiello5151
      @santiagopomposiello5151 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheGreenKnight500 when you get propaganda-ed.

  • @johncopley7097
    @johncopley7097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    High quality political shitposting, a rare thing.

  • @dirtbound3358
    @dirtbound3358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Fun fact: a medieval european peasant had more days off than what we have today

    • @hellishthehellrellish5672
      @hellishthehellrellish5672 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@dihvocfoscocudvyvdd God i love the black death

    • @asgahasgah7446
      @asgahasgah7446 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Muh smallpox
      t. average soycalism/crapitalism fan

    • @mint8648
      @mint8648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They ate salmon

    • @AttaBek1422
      @AttaBek1422 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @dihvocfoscocudvyvdd Skill issue ngl

    • @vargvikernes8357
      @vargvikernes8357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No they didn t. They had to make everything from clothes to taking care of animals when farming wasn t done

  • @chadwell69
    @chadwell69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Born too late to witness the Holy Kingdoms of the Middle Ages
    Born too early to witness the Imperium of Man in the year 30,000
    Born just in time to witness the collapse of modern society

    • @no8592
      @no8592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've always wondered what it was like for peasants during the collapse of Rome

    • @AureliusLaurentius1099
      @AureliusLaurentius1099 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@no8592They did not care.
      Odoacer just deposed a random usurper while life went on as normal
      The Plague of Justinian was what actually disrupted life.

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    1:33 I’d like to just explore communist architecture. It looks so mysterious and tempting.

  • @powlman6841
    @powlman6841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    imagine a feudal society with modern tech.

    • @neptune-fm522
      @neptune-fm522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so the world then?

    • @revolutionariesoffreedom2374
      @revolutionariesoffreedom2374 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wouldn’t exist as you need to work a lot to make an advanced society, feudalists were just lazy so they only could make their house and food and never contributed to society in general

    • @BritishRepublicsn
      @BritishRepublicsn ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Feudalism relied on agriculture, which is no longer a major sector in most modern economies

    • @theoldguard6143
      @theoldguard6143 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      High feudalism with industrial characteristics?

  • @metaouroboros6324
    @metaouroboros6324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Primitivist: we've already had feudalism
    Neo-feudalism: Yes we've had feudalism once, but what about second feudalism?
    (Technocratic feudalism that puts market competition in place of war)

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The reason we're where we are now is because the Merchant class is in charge. they are too short-sighted to determine policy. They will choose only what generates more wealth. The Warrior Class rules though might, the Priestly class rules through the morals of the people, but the merchants rule only by greed.

    • @distributistsshrekvideo
      @distributistsshrekvideo ปีที่แล้ว +4

      no more market dictating policy please

    • @jcdenton6427
      @jcdenton6427 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@semi-useful5178 holy based

    • @semi-useful5178
      @semi-useful5178 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jcdenton6427
      Why thank you

    • @Nickname-wi8kz
      @Nickname-wi8kz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@semi-useful5178 BASED

  • @Koryos444
    @Koryos444 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Virgin taxation thought national companies
    Virgin taxation to "make the fairiest society"
    Chad taxation for nonsense wars🗿

    • @zigoter2185
      @zigoter2185 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      More like Chad starting a war, because of tea tarrifs.

  • @nucleargold695
    @nucleargold695 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I do like how you made fun of everyone equally and not focusing on any ideology too much very cool man

  • @FACM.
    @FACM. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "Killing peasants to avoid rebellions" Enjoyer 💪

    • @adityapf9753
      @adityapf9753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      least based Chinese Emperor

    • @revolutionariesoffreedom2374
      @revolutionariesoffreedom2374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then you get killed by pro freedom and democracy guys who just bombs you and your tyrants!
      Lol tremble you inferior tyrants!

    • @luisliscabo
      @luisliscabo ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eating*

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not in Europe.

  • @dashborderless
    @dashborderless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Budapest is an example of a city dripping in Feudal architecture and it's gorgeous

  • @Kraut_the_Parrot
    @Kraut_the_Parrot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    yaaaaaaaaaay new wow mao

    • @00fgytduydrtu
      @00fgytduydrtu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, You somehow believe in the worst parts of capitalism and communism at the same time. Soc dems are truly the biggest cringelords ever.

  • @harrisonofcolorado8886
    @harrisonofcolorado8886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:13 I think the "Proletariat Cuisine" part is what I laughed the most at.

    • @1req285
      @1req285 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/xJQPCwOm3dk/w-d-xo.html&feature=share7 i found original

  • @Dis_Dis
    @Dis_Dis ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Inbreeding is based. The Habsburg jawline is the pinacle of the human physique.

  • @WieF9
    @WieF9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Finally truly based content for fellow tradition enjoyers

    • @TheMaster4534
      @TheMaster4534 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oy vey its anudda pogrom

    • @O2F2
      @O2F2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      fuck traditions

  • @noctarin1516
    @noctarin1516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I swear you can make probably 10 or 20 clips out of different sections of your video and they would still be great memes to send on discord

  • @_CaptainCookie
    @_CaptainCookie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Anyone have a link to that Jordan Peterson clip. I find the way he lists off all the people he's got beef with so hilarious

    • @Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar
      @Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I also want to know that clip. I know what he means by "worshippers of Gaia." But it sounds so over the top and ridiculous it's funny. Especially since I don't think your average joe would understand what he means by that.

  • @konsta6367
    @konsta6367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    U r unironically one of the best yt chamnels.

  • @OLDSACKS
    @OLDSACKS ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Sarcasm aside. Being an European feudal peasant in the middle ages was an atrocious, uncertain, fragile, back-breaking life.
    All semblance of joy, smothered out by systemic, dogmatic fear and normalized, needless violence.
    Still better than living in present-day California

    • @Goblin10532
      @Goblin10532 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      you think we are being sarcastic?

    • @thekingshussar1808
      @thekingshussar1808 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      All semblance of joy suppressed?
      No. This is just wrong. Have you heard of feasting? That's been a tradition since ancient times and the medievals were very much into partying after labour. There were a lot more holidays as the Church made feast days of saints to balance work life. There are even records of secular music and a lot of which is publicised thanks to David Munrow.
      And although peasants worked less than modern day Americans, they did do manual labour.

    • @vorynrosethorn903
      @vorynrosethorn903 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Historians have been trying to push against the pop-culture understanding of medieval times for some time now. Medieval peasants had hard lives but that was in large part the nature of manual labour and a lack of defences to disease. They were largely conservative, religious and content, they had very strong social institutions and believed the structure of society to be divinely ordained, they were heavily legalistic and had jury trials, they had multiple power centres competing with each other which made tyranny in practice infeasible, the elites of society were just like them heavily moralistic and had an expectation of duty and service being the price of power. They had the most progressive treatment of women in the world and a great sense of humour and lightheartedness, they had rich cultural traditions and respected local perticularism (so long as it wasn't perticularism of religion). Without modern luxuries and disease prevention modern people almost certainly wouldn't want to live but then but it was certainly very far from how it is commonly depicted and thought of.

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille ปีที่แล้ว

      Outside of medicine, what do we have that's better than what they had in their lives? They paid less taxes than us if you're living in Europe, for better services provided by the feudal lord himself, they all lived together in numerous families when they had to have each other's backs, and the world has always been (and is still today) a dark place.
      They also ate better than us, lived a happier life than us because of the toughness of their lives, that brought them together against death and violence.
      You could also chose your lord and your loyalty in France for example, even if it was seen as profoundly dishonorable to switch sides. It was done when the lord was doing poorly for their people.
      I'd rather be a feudal peasant in the middle ages, than living in my shitty flat, giving half my money to corrupt governments working on stealing money away from us while giving nothing in return, working in a factory for people who don't give a shit about my health, in a modern system where no money equals you and everything you ever owned and done disappearing.
      Bonus points for the fact people believed in God more, making them more prone to good social behaviours for Christianity outside of a few bad apples, instead of the egotistical way of living of so many people of today.

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It may have been hard and tough, and dangerous, but they lived, while modern men of today, for the most part, don't.

  • @wippy9410
    @wippy9410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:39 really blew my mind

  • @thenoobgameplays
    @thenoobgameplays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    0:42 every brazilian school book be like

    • @OceanicPalette
      @OceanicPalette ปีที่แล้ว

      As a Brazillian can confirm

    • @Lou_1s
      @Lou_1s 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Não entendi

  • @absolutezerochill2700
    @absolutezerochill2700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:50 Bold of you to assume that inflation goes back down in a capitalist society.

  • @Frostydog1793
    @Frostydog1793 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Name one empire that has arisen without feudalism. I’ll wait.
    There are none

    • @BrenoAgmL
      @BrenoAgmL 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Brazilian empire ✋

    • @Frostydog1793
      @Frostydog1793 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@BrenoAgmLseeing as it gained next to no territory over its existence, and only exists due to peacefully inheriting another empires territory, I’m not counting it

    • @BrenoAgmL
      @BrenoAgmL 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Frostydog1793 still an Empire, gained the region of acre, and made your own advance, It was an Empire raised without feudalism.

    • @Frostydog1793
      @Frostydog1793 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@BrenoAgmLAcre was a tiny fraction of its territory. The British empire gained 99% of its land through conquest, as did rome

    • @BrenoAgmL
      @BrenoAgmL 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Frostydog1793 so its only an Empire If It get big territories, and not a king and a Queen?

  • @alyssinclair8598
    @alyssinclair8598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Remember the good old days when some asshole could invade his neighbouring country and lose badly without us all having to worry about the entire planet being turned into a desolate rock with naught by bacteria living on it?

    • @kasperjepsen2917
      @kasperjepsen2917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And not only that, combat was also honourable and glorious in every way that it is not today. Imagine looking into a mans eyes as you kill him. I’d die for that rush.

    • @alyssinclair8598
      @alyssinclair8598 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kasperjepsen2917 you deadass need therapy

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kasperjepsen2917 yeah you probably would die for it

    • @CB-pi5hc
      @CB-pi5hc ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kasperjepsen2917 you wouldnt do shit and you know it, youve probably never even been in a fight. Larp more

    • @tanishqdaiya
      @tanishqdaiya ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@kasperjepsen2917 and the combat took effort.

  • @untaco9035
    @untaco9035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thank you wowmao for shaping my political idealogys sos grande

    • @lusitano6957
      @lusitano6957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Re basado, yo también soy Socialista Católico, Feudalismo GOD Izquierdecha ZZZ

  • @Plsfindmychanel
    @Plsfindmychanel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    A based catholic feudalist living in the mountains

    • @pajdoman77
      @pajdoman77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      And born in a desert

    • @JoeWithTheHoesBiden
      @JoeWithTheHoesBiden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      smoking cigs

    • @tank-is2yl
      @tank-is2yl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The carlist of Spain, unironically the most based people ever

    • @bolokollo5767
      @bolokollo5767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      an albanian basically

    • @TheOnlyCaprisun
      @TheOnlyCaprisun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      a catholic feudalist living in the desert mountains
      so an angolan?

  • @SgtValentine8448
    @SgtValentine8448 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That is why I am a Feudal and Monarchy Supremacist.

  • @waltuh11121
    @waltuh11121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As someone who lives in a once feudal state, I confirm this is true, as I am actually 1205 years old

  • @thicclegendfeep4050
    @thicclegendfeep4050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Medieval Europe and Feudal Japan were the absolute peak in human government and standard of living, centralization and later, the enlightenment, ruined everything.

    • @zojaXII
      @zojaXII 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly, the enlightement and the french revolution where a disaster for the human race