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"Let's hear Paul Allen's Prayer"
- Ahmad Al-Bateman
😂😂😂😂
💀
Prayer call* u mean
Pau Al- Len
Let’s hear Paul Ahmad’s Quran recitation
"There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment faces Mecca... and is obviously more holy than mine."
🤣🤣🤣
💀
Assalamualaikum brother
"Look at the subtle curvature.
The tasteful thickness of it.
Ya Rabbi.
It even has the harakat."
El-Baytman looking at the lawhas at his caligraphy school.
@@Stamped_BrawlStars_ waalaikumusalam brother.
"You can always pray more, be more holy"
- Ahmad Al-Bateman
Stolen comment, shame on you.
@@hamzaomari7052 who cares, still funny
❤
I am not a incel, I am a Sigma Male /vuuuuush
Ahmed Beikman to be more arabically accurate
"I've got to return some prayer mats. "
-Batriq Al-Bateman.
Haha
Haha this one is good..
This is a good one.
"I've got to return some Qur'an recitation tape"
Al-Batriah ibn al baqmani
"Look at that prayer mat, The subtle off-green coloring, The tasteful thickness of it. Mashallah."
- Ahmed Al-Bateman
Ahmed are you ok ? You’re sweating!
"It even has a golden name of Allah written on it"
Pasha Ibn-Allen: “Great Umma, Mahmud. Really impressive. Where do you Pray?”
Ahmed Al-Bateman: “Mosque”
Pasha Ibn-Allen: “I have a praying mat at home. You should look into it”
Ahmed Al-Bateman: **visible feeling of respect for Pasha’s devotion to faith*
😂
Haha
"And though I can use the same turban as you, and you can see me attending the same Mosque as you, and maybe you can even sense our holly lifestyles are comparable, I simply am not there" - Patrick Al-Bateman
Batrrik Al-Baatman
"If you knew what I can do to you with an ordinary prayer rug"
- Ahmad Al-Bateman
I was once beaten by a prayer rug it did hurt
and my name is Ahmad too
@@TheSkillBuilderX sorry i need to know that story
@@TheSkillBuilderXsir you cant leave us in a cliffhanger like that
"You can always pray more, treat people better."
- Batriq Al-Ba'atmain.
The name gotta be one of the best so far
W
@@DestroyerOfOgis yup
Batriq 😂
باطريق الباعتمين
"A girl passes by me she's really beautiful, Mashallah. A part of me wants to marry her you know have a nice marriage raise some kids. The other part wants to take her out and have haram relationship, Astaghfiruallah."
-Tariq Al-Batemeni
"Tariq al-Batemeni" best one so far
"Astaghfirullah" my fav one so far 😂😂😂
LMAO
Inshallah
@@cocacola37281 😂
"A prayer so mesmerizing that most people don't pay attention to the words. But they should, as it shows the important connection between the person praying and the almighty Allah. Salam Paul!"
-Amir Al-Bateman
Am sorry but I just got a laugh out of that one, image Bateman saying Salam to Paul before swinging the axe
@@Qadir-24 fair lol
@@Qadir-24 nahhh lmaooooo😂😂😂😂
@@Qadir-24Sword.
You should get rid of "the" in "the almighty Allah" because Allah already means "the god"
“I have to return some Quran recitation tapes.”
- Ahmed Al-Baytman
"Look at the dates, limited edition ajwa, wrap in premium packaging, the prune-like texture of it. Mashallah..."
-Fathriq ibn Bethmain
209 like and 1 reply
A halal comment indeed.
This was suposed to be a joke remix but it turned out to be a song that you listen to when you find peace
Right
Find peace? HAH! This is the music one listens to when one quests for eternal bliss...or something like it in this world. No joke. 🙏🏿✊🏿💯
"When I see a camel walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take it out, talk to it, be real nice and sweet and treat it right. The other part wonders what its head would look like on a kebab stick..."
-- Batriq Al-Bateman
Best comment so far 🤣🤣
am a muslim and we do not eat camels (usually) unless were out in desert (surprise were not always in desert like homeless ppl) and were really starving and ran out of food so its like a last resort and we believe the camels might have demons in it(not actual demons but like there souls) so we strongly avoid eating camels
@@jetstreamsam9038 thanks for the lecture
@@jetstreamsam9038 actually im pretty sure we do eat camel meat and it is a delicacy
@@averageminecraftenjoyer9419 i never saw anyone eating a camel
Imagine an Arabian Psycho spin-off where the protagonist meticulously arranges their hummus and falafel in perfect symmetry before going on a murderous rampage
**i order pizza but forgot to turn off the VPN**
The delivery guy in Saudi Arabia:
As a Muslim, I can say that our community loves this. It's simply beautiful
As a Christian, I can say that our community also loves this, and I’m glad we can find something in common to enjoy & bond over!
@@generalgrievous4254 Jesus, what are you Christian? You know that wine and pork are forbidden
@@user-cg2tw8pw7j I didn’t mention pork or wine anywhere, perhaps you commented to the wrong person?
@@user-cg2tw8pw7j Christian can drink wine and eat pork.
@KingReaperZ I said drink wine not get drunk.
Paul himself suggested that Timothy drink some wine for his health.
Impressive. Very nice.
Now a third prince pulls out his lighter. It looks exactly like the first two, except it reads "Tétény Bakir: Crown Prince.
"Raised lettering, Uthman Taha Naskh."
Thank you very much!
Now let's see Paul Alen's version.
@@Carekoso puludeen Abdul?
let's Paul Ahmad's Namaz routine.
This contrasts beautyfully with the tehnocratic and soulless corporate world bateman lives in. Its like an alternate reality where bateman lives peacefully among the dunes, the palm trees and the camels. Sharing water with strangers in the desert..
This would make more sense in a remake in dubai
Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see Paul Allen's version.
there is u can search it
*Paul Alam
the other remixes were too fast for my taste. Dat one is neat.
Thank you 🙏 Let’s see Paul Allens remix
@@battletv687 hahaha
@@battletv687You mean Baul Al-Ain?
"I simply am not praying enough"
-Muhammad Al-Bateman
This music conveys to me a very voracious need to pedal through Antarctica.
Great Comment 😂
The need to reach Mecca is strong within this one
"You can always fast more, be more holy"
always.
Based
I have PTSD and this is unironically one of the only songs I've been able to relax a bit to in quite some time.
i hoop you doing good
May you find peace
Try listening to quran brother
поздравляю, но посттравматического расстройства не существует
@@hurtcor3 он придумал получается?? выдумщик блин !
“I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol is haram.”
-Batriq Faithman
W
"i believe in my arranged-marriage wife taking care of me, a balanced halal diet, and a rigorous prayer routine"
Ishalla
based Muslim lifestyle
My nightly prayers have been starting to seep into my daily ones.
I can sense that my mask of holiness is aboud to slip mash'allah.
-Paatrik Ahmad Al-muhammad Bateman
Everyone remember that scene where Patrasif Batemahmed put on a rain poncho, took an axe, cut into a huge ham and ate the whole thing? It was shocking, but not nearly as much so as when it turned out that it was all in his head.
"I'm into, uh, well, prayers and supplications, mostly" -Nabil Al-Bateman
As a non-muslim all I can say is mashallah
It started as a meme but now I unironically come back to this video. It relaxes me in some strange way. I feel happy, I feel calm...
Я эту мелодия почти пол года слушаю
الحرمه المثاليه
البنت*
الليلة العربية المثالية
The comment section is an absolute goldmine
Let's see Paul Allen's Prayers Mat
xD
Let's see Paul Allen's lawha.
Inshallah we will all find the perfect girl
We just need to have faith.
Incha allah
@@generalgrievous4254 WE JUST NEED FAITH...and asking mom wouldn't hurt
@@Aidan_He The literal meaning of Mashallah is "God has willed it", in the sense of "what God has willed has happened"; it is used to say something good has happened, used in the past tense. Inshallah, literally "if God has willed", is used similarly but to refer to a future event.
Inshaallah 😞
"Where you going, habibi? We got another round of Jellab coming."
"I have to return some prayer mats."
"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair, but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for faith and disgust for haram."
-Ahmad Al-Bateman
Patrick: "My prayer mat, Paul. It's a rare Persian design, hand-woven by master artisans using only the finest silks."
Paul: "That's impressive, but have you seen my prayer mat? It's a one-of-a-kind, made from the purest Himalayan wool and decorated with gold thread."
Patrick: "Gold thread? How gauche. My prayer mat is not just a symbol of wealth, but of spirituality as well. It's been blessed by the highest imams in Mecca."
Paul: "You may have Mecca, but I have the support of the entire Emirates. My prayer mat has been gifted to me by the sheik himself."
the issue is gold is haram to be used in stuff to show off making paul less holy
Gold is haram for men.
"Imams" or any human with whatever title can't bless or unbless.
Still funny though.
@@morceenm gold is halal
@QWE RTY
As jewellery, it's halal for women only.
As holdings/money, it's halal for everyone.
"Why construct the bomb when you can simply BE the bomb?"
💀
Night,lonely,riding a bike,headphones on,after taraweh in Ramadan,we call that vibing✨🌙
"You can always be more religious, pray more."
Ahmed-Al Bateman
I live on the Muharraq Gardens building on Budaiya highway. My name is Batriq Iban Ba-Atman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in adhering to the core pillars of Islam. In the morning, before suhur, I do the Fajr prayer whilst prostrating myself in the air. I can do a thousand now. In the shower, I perform ghusl to be clean for the next prayer. This is because I've broken my fast with masturbation. During wudu, I apply a 300SPF sun lotion, to protect from the dessert sun. Afterwards, I always use a South Asian oud with little or no alcohol. Because alcohol is haram. There is an idea of Batriq Iban Ba-Atman, some kinda of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe even sense that our religious views are probably comparable. I am simply not there.
"I'm into prayers and duas mostly."
- Batriq Al-Batemani
Christian bale ❌
Muslim bale ✅
Hmmm .....red X green X 🤔............
Gareth bale ✅✅
This could be a Prince of Persia soundtrack.
"Mashallah, very nice. Lets hear Baul Al-Leen's azan."
" I have to return some goats"
-Patariq Al-Batemeniasan
Nice one 🧼
"Impressive, very nice, now let's see Paul Allen's prayer mat."
- Badrig ibn Balahman
"Go for umrah"
-Brother Patrikhi Ahbatem
I think that Arabian one is better than the original one...❤
"I will bring you to Hajj and Umrah with me"
- Muhammad Ahmad Al-Bateman Bin Usman Khadir
😂
"Do you appreciate the Quranic verses? I've been a devout believer since I first read the Quran. Before that, I was lost in ignorance." - Batriq Al-bā'min
the perfect suhur
This cover speaks to something deeper in me and puts me greatly at peace
CONGRATS ON 1 MILLION VIEWS!!! 🎉🎉
Oh hi haha
Parvez Allen's taraweeh is long with long recitations in a precise manner and the consistency is remarkable!
"Impressive, very nice... Let's see Paul Allen's sajjāda"
~ Batriq Al-Bateman
LOL THE B IN BATRIQ, VERY GOOD ONE 😂😂😂
Beautiful song, and the comments are pure gold.
As a Christian: W cover, w Arabia, W Brothers and Sister, God loves all of you ✝️♥️👑
“Mashallah, let’s see Paul Allen’s prayer mat.”
two Quotes of Ahmed Al-Bateman:
"You're My Imam So I Think You Should Know, I ate alot during Ramadan before sunset."
"You can always be veiled, look modest"
"Never stop praying"
- Patrick Al-faithman
مثير للإعجاب ، جيد جدا.
the reavy: ريڨي
والأن لنرى ورقة بول آلين
النعومه والطعم الحلو
Listen this music while relaxing 🗿.
That moment when the Patrick sees Paul Allan’s new robes
Masterpiece
Thank you sir
@@battletv687 bruh you literally just stole and uploaded this without even giving credit lol
Hi its a slowed down version of the original cover linked in the comments and in the description
When Ronaldo signs for the Saudi league
🤣🤣
Patrick Bateman accepts Islam
Now he does Jihad not Serial killing
😆
Both mean same 🤓🤓
@@atheist_1949-hitchensno it doesn’t.
Tbh this bussin fr
I have all the characteristics of a Muslim: Prayer Mat, Holy Quran, Apartment Facing Mecca... but not a single, clear, holy-making deed, except for Fasting and Praying... Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly praying session has overflown into my days.
I'm in love with this version, its simply perfect!
I wanna be in luv but I'm unfortunately a pycho that lives in north America as well unfortunately haha.
Iam from Morocco. The Arabic culture is part of our diverse community. I always play this song in hollydays for my parents and family as it gives us alot of positive vibes 🇲🇦
Yooo dude nice music
i wish i have a familiy
@@coderhex1675 am sorry that u dont have a family 🖤🖤 Stay strong bro
i appreciate you for making this and bruh finally I can listen some music in ramadan lol patrick bateman be vibin so hard to this in mosque
What an amazing song this should be at least in the charts top 20 worldwide
this legit goes hard
Thx I try to.
It went to Halal Mode🗿
absolute chills
“I’ve gotta go now, I need to pray Maghrib”
“Come on Patriq, you’re already so religious.”
“You can always get closer to your deen, get holier.”
"Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's Keffiyeh."
“Why has allah not graced me with a reservation to Dorsia?”
-Ahmed Al Bateman
Nice. Very Impressive. Let's see Paul Allen's version.
"You can always be kinder, treat people better."
- Batriq Al-Ba'atmain.
Nice,impressive.Let's see Jew Alan's theme song
🥶🥶🥶
Destroying the human race like the elders of zion intended while seeing a nava naguila hava + perfect girl remix shalom!
OPEN A FORGETTEN THING IN MY MIND
Mohammed bateman
Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's oil rig.
"Let's see if this bastard can reserve an habbibs with Ala now"
"Dream about Quran, not the daughter of Uncle Furqan"
-Patrick AL Habibi Muhammd Bakarman
This unbelievably goes hard, its catchy and im sure I will be coming back often to this
You can listen to this endlessly! Arabic version The Perfect Girl
When you find peace in a meme 🤌
Batrik Baytman is our guy!
The comments on these Arabian versions r just too much to handle bruh 😂😂😂😂😂
masterpiece✨
*Friend:* So what i was sayi-
*Me:* Ay yo hold that thought..
This song made me happy and cured my sadness and appreciate the things that could be worse
Phenomenal art by the way
"Look at that Quran... The subtle black coloring, The tasteful gold leaf patterns... Mashallah... It even has a compass that faces Mecca...
As a sigma muslim, this is my new favourite song 🇱🇧🇱🇧
Listening to music is haram 😡‼️
@@CT--jv2ur what are you doing here
"No use if you are only rich in wealth but not the the imaan" -Someone
Big smoke remember that name