Thing is he never lost her until he turned to the darkside and didn't bother talking to padme about it too much before palpatine turned him to the darkside
He definitely wasn't patient in starting there relationship. After not seeing her for years they instantly start flirting and then become a couple by the end of the movie
This scene is in one of the books. It's actually hilarious because she's the ones who instigates it. He wins a race and she throws a blanket down in the back of the hover car like "come claim your prize." It's a brief thing, but I remember chuckling
Yeah yeah. We all know Anaking takes every opportunity to practice his lightsaber skills with Padme. Id honestly be suprised if he didnt give Padme a demonstration in the middle of the temple.
If you watch the clone wars and you look at all the little spots where Anakin and Padme have “marital relations it’s really funny to actually look and see where they subtly allowed the read between the lines to happen
I just read about this in Star Wars: Brotherhood. Padme is actually the one who brought blankets and got a speeder for them and asked Anakin to find them somewhere private so he could ignite his lightsaber inside of her.
For Anakin, just thinking about Padmé is..... Intoxicating. Our boi knew what he wanted. You'd thought he'd have learned his lesson on independent women, but he is a slow learner. 😅
“Aggressive Negotiations”💀
"the negotiations were short"
Anakin to his "lightsaber": "You have turned her Against me!!!!"
Lots & lots of "Hrum"
@@jnru43woah 💀
And that's how Luke and Leia were created
In another timeline
Luke: Dad how was I born
Anakin:I showed her the lightsaber
49 times
@@tylersingleton9284we fought that beast
@@mr.ginnyfin2303 your old man and me
She showed him her dark side.
@@The_Car_Pen it had chicken head with duck feet
And so Padme showed him her Naboobs.
And he showed her his Tatoowiener.
And Anakin showed her his tattooinie 😂
@@Scotty-Doo626I saw this after my comment but both ways are true 😂
💀
She probably liked it in her dark side
Everyone talks about Padme and her Naboobies but no one mentions Anakin's Tatoweiner
THAT'S GOLD ROSSIE, GOLD!!!😀
Omg the wordplay
Brilliant
Criminally underrated comment 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
"Oh my goodness, Annie, you've grown."
"So have you."
You are no longer a padawan
“ may the force be inside you*
Oh god
💀
Id turn to the dark side if i lost her too
gooood
I would turn to her dark side...
@@enclave6982good 😈
The force is STROOOOONGGG with you
Thing is he never lost her until he turned to the darkside and didn't bother talking to padme about it too much before palpatine turned him to the darkside
Gave her his lightsaber. Hard
Aggressive “stabs”
Anikins stick is shiny😮
It’s a “hard” beam of plasma 💀
@@emptyhad2571😮
Red hot and pulsating
The moaning at the end got me dying
This is the where fun begins
Oh yes
it was 🤨🚨
YAMETE KUDESAI 😫😫
sh!t
The aggressive negotiations lasted for 9 minutes roughly.
Then 20 mins gently
I see, you're part of the darkside of the internet, no one can know so much without being a part of the darkside🤺🤺🤣🤣
Bro broke the Jedi code the day he became a Jedi 💀
Bro Code > Jedi Code
😼
"My goodness ani, it's grown"💀💀
@@RiccardoCardella-n3s "the fruits of the Jedi training my beloved Padme. Observe the flow of the force"
Honestly I wouldn't give a damn about the Jedi Code either. It's way too old-fashioned and conservative for my taste.
Soooooo all that patience paid off for him? 😅
It definitely did.
He definitely wasn't patient in starting there relationship. After not seeing her for years they instantly start flirting and then become a couple by the end of the movie
I'm suddenly reminded of henry in the other boleyn girl losing his patience.
He is a slow learner
@@Omnipulsar To be fair, she wasn't patient either. It was mutual benefit for both. 😏
After he was knighted, he “knighted” her
Oh god
Good lord
@@Frozenpun377 exactly what I was thinking
@@thecrazydisneyparksfanatic921 💀
Her in that dark dress telling him they can't be together was diabolical 😂
Indeed
"He showed her a REAL lightsaber with some... aggressive negations *Background moan* 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
This is where the fun begins
💀💀💀
Now this is podracing
*"Podracer" enters "tunnel"*
Holy jesus 💀
@@Сайтаменsperm racing
He stuck her with his youngling maker 9000.
Omg wth 😂💀
@@TherealShellbeat see what I did there?
@@corvus2327 yeah 💀
I assume the 9000 means 9 inches?
@@corvus2327Ahh yes, inferno squad
You were right about one thing, the negotiations were short.
His lightsaber wasn't short.
@BriannaTheGirlWhoLikesDinos how would u know?
@@lasershow017 The dark side of the Internet is a pathway to abilities some consider... Unnatural.
😅😂@@BvelociraptorProductions
LMFAO
This scene is in one of the books. It's actually hilarious because she's the ones who instigates it. He wins a race and she throws a blanket down in the back of the hover car like "come claim your prize." It's a brief thing, but I remember chuckling
it’s in the book “Brotherhood” right?
@Guus8666 that's sounds right. Couldn't remember the title.
@@Real_BeakyAre you sure?
"...what a REAL lightsaber felt like", nice
shin chan
If palpatine can sense in the force what Anakin is doing, do you think Palpatine might've felt this "disturbance" of these "aggressive negotiations"?
How else would he know padme was pregnant
Palpatine: unlimited POWAHH
Palpatine: “Now spit in her mouth”
@@Omnipulsar I mean...her belly?
💀 💀 💀
And again he got us with the thumbnail
lol
The fact the short automatically selects the thumbnail (you can't change it) 💀
@@PadmeAmidala6182 For a time you can change it
Darth vader got clickbaited 😭😭🙏🙏
"real lightsaber" and "agressive negotiations" got me rolling to canada 💀
“You were right about one thing, Ani. The negotiations were short.”
You slaughteres him with a reference😂
His lightsaber entered her downtown courusaunt
Coruscant*
“Harder Ani!!!!”
Padmé possibly
😂
Anakin swung his lightsaber. It became white.
I found a great disturbance the force. It was padme crying out in pleasure.
“Your father was a great jedi” ~Obi Wan
Also Anakin: 🦶🏻🤰
The force was strong indeed. It would only be surprising if such spoofs weren't already made.
66 likes is so ironic 😂
Anakin showed Padmé his lightsaber and two massive twin suns.
I thought Padme had the twin suns 💀 💀 💀
@@DAK_12 Not the kind Anakin has.
Speaking of which what is padmè's favorite "lightsaber" form
Actually one was a daughter
@@brickimposter2211 The one that turns her on, or gets her “ignited.”
"Now THIS is podracing!"
-Anikin probably
Anakins Not only fighting Form 5, his favourite lightsaber Form is 69, the path of the remaining Limb😂
Anamaaa
Obi wan: im going to pretend i didnt hear that
THE MoAN AT THE END💀💀😳
🤣💀
Blasted in her like he did inside that Droid Control Ship over Naboo.
Anakin certainly learned the ways of the Force that night 😏😏
"i showed you my lightsaber, plz respond."
That be crazy if Qui gone was watching and he just started shouting NO💀
F*king diabolical
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was a given, plus I mean who wouldn’t?
Yeah. Padmé is hot.
@@brentmunroe1227fr
@@brentmunroe1227agreed!
Fr
Fr
Anakin showed her where the fun begins
Yoda: Feelings lead to aggression, aggression leads to the bedroom, the bedroom … Well, the point I’m sure you get.
She really just said oh anakin plunge your saber into me 💀
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah yeah. We all know Anaking takes every opportunity to practice his lightsaber skills with Padme. Id honestly be suprised if he didnt give Padme a demonstration in the middle of the temple.
Nah💀
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Yoda: Learn how to make a saber, we will today youngli- The fu-
@@charizardking1274 lmaooo
Anakin got that dawg in him
Padme is hard to resist.. harder than resisting the Dark Side.
Who could resist Padme with those pretty brown eyes staring so lovingly at you?
@@joelgittens6857are you darth vaders alt account
If you watch the clone wars and you look at all the little spots where Anakin and Padme have “marital relations it’s really funny to actually look and see where they subtly allowed the read between the lines to happen
Naboo ❌️
Naboobs ✅️
why is this on my recommended?
Same 😂
Same😂
Same
I interact with his community posts, but I don't think I've ever had a video recommended from this channel.
@@TillmanStudios same
“The Force is strong with you, Ani”
"My powers have doubled since we last met Padme"
"Ani what the hell!!?"
"Sorry"
He showed her his forbidden lightsaber techniques
Now the anakin rizzwalker aura is +500
“You’re still that little boy I knew on Tatooine”- Padme Attack of the Clones
“Certified pedophile” -Kendrick Lamar
Shotacon amidala confirmed
Well the aggressive negotiations did end with a diplomatic solution.
This is better than anything Disney will ever do
“Aggressive Negotiations” Wth 😂💀
After that - "choking Padme to death"
I just read about this in Star Wars: Brotherhood. Padme is actually the one who brought blankets and got a speeder for them and asked Anakin to find them somewhere private so he could ignite his lightsaber inside of her.
Anakin in the bedroom:-
“Now THIS is podracing”
Jedi mind trick: “this is the 8 inches you’ve been looking for”😂😂😂😂😂
Nah💀
Padme: more like 3 but I love you anyway Annie.
Omg that's so fucked the jedi could just use mind tricks like that ☠️
It only works on the weak minded, it wouldn’t have worked on her lol
@@AmyHoldaway27that depends on the Jedi using it
Oh Ani!!! I want the high ground!
"You underestimate this di-
I mean Power
That would've _finished_ the prequels too quick
That's the type of aggressive negotiations I'd like to join in. 😅
I wanna see this live action
I'm sure PH has that somewhere
@@satele.gamingsurprisingly no anakin and padme they have luke leia , anakin leia padme Luke and even darth Vader leia
@@jjkm17what the hell 😂😂😂😂
@@empireofengland6039 I’m an otaku of porn as sad as that is
Wtf
Let’s just hope that the negotiations weren’t short
Hopefully they were long and gentle for our dear padmé😂😂
Basically he executed order 69 on padme
And by the end of it, she felt like she’d been jolted by Sith Lightning.
Luke and Leia: Mom, how do you met dad?
Padmé: On Tatooine, where he talk's about sand.
Well- nobody seemed to think that the "Midi-Clorians" created Luke and Leia...
For Anakin, just thinking about Padmé is..... Intoxicating.
Our boi knew what he wanted. You'd thought he'd have learned his lesson on independent women, but he is a slow learner. 😅
Padme showed him her two tattoine suns
That moan at the end 😂
Padme: anakin what are you doing
Anakin: *closes and locks door*
Anakin: im going to show you the power of the darkside
@@7evenztoxxxic Padme: Oh Ani how you've grown really grown
I’m too embarrassed to add to it but keep this story going
We starting a fanfic on YT comments with this one 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
@@BonzaiBill3 its a been there done that one YT so often already, you should see the absolute smut some manage to write on here in the comments😂😂😂
Obi Wan has seen the security hologram footage of Anakin's... aggressive negotiations...
“Anakin stop force fucking Padmé”
Anakin’s *lightsaber* was coarse, rough, and it got everywhere. (Especially on padme)
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The older woman knew how to "unleash" the youngsters "force potential".
Anakin showed her the true power of the dark side 😂😂😂
Yoda: “love and affection, a Jedi must not seek” 👽
Obi-wan: “ehh, I’m okay, love isn’t for me” 🧔♂️
Anakin: “Naboobies” 🤓
Booooooo 👎🏾
obi wan did infact have love interest and some sources suggest that yora and the femLe yoda (forgot her name) got a bit freaky once
@@joshuamartin4624 bro dont forgwt abou Satine!
@@hackerman1647 yaddle I believe
@@MenteMaestra91 *naboooooooo
“Aggressive negotiations” had me dying 😭🙏
You forgot him killing some younglings to get Padme in the mood.
@@justinhammer3196 💀
Im sure Padme 'pad him" well enough to enjoy the dark side 😅
Anakin executed Order 69 💢
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural
Can you imagine using the force to enhance... "negotiations"?!
@@charlescarmichael1124 Nah
@@pratapkumarbehera1974 "nah, not from the Jedi"
A real lightsaber looked like 💀
Anakin and Padme, I love em together so much haha
He rammed his lightsaber in her corn canon
Indeed, Mr. Trump.
His senses were definitely atuned 😂
And this my friend is how Luke and leia was born 😅
Now THIS is pod racing 😂
Remember son the more you see the more the lightsaber gets longer 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
If you know you know 💀💀💀💀
Did u know Padme is way older than anakin
The stuff coming from his lightsaber travelling in a tunnel:now this is pod racing!!
"Ani, Try spinning that's a good trick"
Padme possibly
@@PalomasMusic666 I don’t want to know what that’d mean
@@axelnilsson5124
If you don't already, then you probably shouldn't
One alien with the cup like helmet stared at them for a long got me😂😂
Anakin was like.. " Lets dew it!!!... In a palpatine voice..
😂😂😂😂
I thought it was gonna be “What Anakin did to Padme after he killed her.”
"May the Force clap with you!"
“May the force be in you” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Anakin turns 19
Padmé: I can touch you… now
Oh god
Luke: dad you choked her!
Anakin: yea, but she was into that kinda stuff anyways
Giving the padawan braid is like a priest giving his collar to his gf
The comment section is full of hillarious jokes. Well done gentlemen :D
This is by far the best short I’ve seen today 😂❤
She wanted the dark saber 😁
That's...not how that works, but, okay.
@@Rose-kj7rz why not
This lore gets crazy.
This is where the fun begins
He showed her the Skygasm
Force c*m 💀
“My, Ani, how much you’ve grown!”
“Now this is podracing!”
The end 💀