The Michael Masi Death Machine
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ม.ค. 2025
- Clip from The Nerve #5
im focusing on my podcast now instead of doing losertube because its more fun and im trying to move out of my parents house, and apparently landlords won't accept 'likes' as rent payment EVEN THO THEY SHOULD
but calm down, each episode I will cut a clip for the commonwealth youtube scum so everybody is happy
if you want the full shaft of every episode you can become a member of our 'definitely not a cult'
I set it at £2.50/month which is basically free and what you get in return is momentary liberation from your miserable life
patreon.com/RP...
Finally, the video which makes the 4 week break a bit more sufferable.
There just 10 days left :D But yeah I’ve been waiting for the video for weeks too!
PogU
Jej
Why do we have a 4 week break again?
Cause China
“Wait, it’s all Michael Masi?”
“Always has been.”
🌎👨🚀🔫🧑🚀
*points a pistol
Always
-Snape
Remember boys, RPM didn't kill himself
Damn, you beat me to it.
The is the quality journalism that F1 needs.
Nothing but pure facts.
Exactly
Let's get RPM in the Sky Sports booth. You get a pot of gold if you grab Martin Brundle by the ankle too.
*jurnalizzam
Ted Kravitz asking 'What's he doing in Australia?' is so hilarious
I dunno Ted, maybe it's because he's Australian, and lives in Australia, and has family in Australia (in a secret bunker where TeamLH can't find them obviously)
He's devolved into an annoying jackass at this point.
Don't worry, I don't think TeamLH is able to point Australia on a map
They don't need a bunker. They are sufficiently protected by the Australian wildlife. One of those heckin' massive spiders with feet shows up and TeamLH would nope the F out of there quicker than a RedBull pitstop; I know I would.
@@anameyoucantremember Neither are Verstappen shaggers in all honesty 😂
@@LeCharles07 can confirm
Jos Verstappen is my sleep paralysis demon
I'll get nightmares now...
Evil incarnate 😂
Humans are not demons but demon driven...
No, Jos Verstappen is your sleep paralysis demon's sleep paralysis demon.
New fear unlocked 😢
"what's he doing in here"
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST HE IS AN AUSTRALIAN 💀
The mere presence of The Masi can cause ripples in the multiverse
The thick-shafted full version has 80% more content and makes the diagram look *sane*. Just do it already.
I can’t afford it, i am saving money for his merch
@@aer1s111 xD
I can't buy it, not because of the money, but because i live in Russia, where Patreon is banned
@@stereoghost5396 Go riot the streets instead of watching youtube ;)
Yo soy poor
Osama Bin Russell has to be my favorite nickname of a driver ever. I can't help but chuckle everytime I hear it.
Ted Kravitz : "What's he doing in Australia"
Bro, Masi is Australian... Wtf are YOU doing in Australia mate
This is actually amazing. I could not stop laughing at the rabbit hole we went down on this journey
Why has no one tapped this brilliant man to figure out the Kennedy assassination? He clearly has answers. But perhaps he knows too much.
agreed.
He can pull a Kravitz and hope to escape on di Resta's spy balloon if all goes to shit too soon.
Maybe RPM can figure out the Epstein “suicide”…
This is exactly why I sub. I had no idea there was a US/China/Russia shadow war involving Michael Massi. By _miles_ the best reporting around.
"are you ready for the diagram" need to become a reoccurring line
Ted Kravitz talking about Massi sounds like a youtuber doing an apology video
more than two weeks for a new upload and its blue balling me with a paywall
the nerve
My month is FINALLY complete! Thanks RPM!!!!!!! The only Fateful day is Ted is still employed!!!!!!!!!!!!! Long Live Massi the KING!
The BEST "it's all connected" rant I've ever heard. I mean it makes sense when we live in dystopian formula 1 times.
Can't believe you managed to put in so many key words into one video. This one's going straight to the top boys!
You know it's bad when Crofty had to tell Ted to shut up
I have seen my track invasion footage appear everywhere on mainstream media and online the past couple of weeks but seeing it in an RPM video has made my day.
I'm surprised that team LH didn't jump Michael in the paddock
So a bunch of children against a grown Gigachad ?
because twitter is not a real place and its easy to act tough behind a keyboard and a fake name
@@RichyPink Accurate as Odin's Spear.
That would require a twitter user to go outside
Team LH are all just fbi agents being used to distract from the masi/latifi axis.
I applaud this man, not for the commitment but for the diagram
What a dick move of the other fans taking away the derbis from the guy who got hurt by it.
They should introduce a rule that when some depris makes you bleed you get to keep said debris. If debris injures multiple people it gets cut up and the guy with the biggest injuries gets the largest chunk.
If you get killed by some debris the responsible team has to offer you a front wing as a burial gift.
I LOVE how his F1 banger takes turn into real journalism and news events🤣👌🏽
The Aussie touring cars had a bunch of races on the track that weekend, Masi likes motorsport and there was only a moderate chance he'd be attacked by the TeamLH psychos. I can't believe people were wondering about this at all.
"Ted, they did go car racing.
And i like to watch that."
Right... because those are the only bad fans. Not like Verstappen fans are any better mate. At least be consistent.
I've been waiting for this and I'm gonna savour it now that it's here.
Edit post-video: I mean not that I expect anything different at this point but my god, TeamLH, it's a joke, not a dick - don't take it so hard.
Also, great conspiracy board. Solid 8/10.
Took me a moment to even remember it was the "no, Michael, no" guy.
It's called a motor race
It brought a tear to my eye. Journalists these days talk about elon musk and food prices. We need more people like RPM
The whole TeamLH will eventually accept it but Ted Kravitz won't
Other way around
Or option 3: Ted Kravitz will pretend to report but actually lead the impending revolt against the FIA, storming the Paris HQ accompanied by hordes of rabbid LH fanboys and government-wrecked people who drunk too much tranny beer cans
I wonder when the rest of you clowns will accept the 2021 title was stolen?
@@mohammadnashitsiddiqui2168 idk Ted Kravitz basically said in a roundabout way “I can’t believe they even let this man near f1 after he snatched the title away from my sweet prince Lewis, what a disgrace,” when in reality it was nothing but an albeit big misjudgement on Masis part, something that shouldn’t overwrite all his previous work and the incredible pressure he would’ve been under in that moment. 2 years on and Ted doesn’t seem like he’s over it yet lol
@@buzz5020 oh he’s DEFINITELY not over it lol, that clip of ted was a man doing his level best not to say something live on tv he would regret/would cost him his job
I’m embarrassed to say I just discovered this page yesterday, it kept being suggested but I never watched. I’ve watched HOURS now. Love it!
Nothing better than a new video by the legend himself !! Much appreciated mate
You are the pinnacle of comedic timing and consistency. You're the max verstpapen of comedy
This is absolutely brilliant, I never see someone would come up with such diagram
This is the best and maddest associative thing i have ever seen... you are the best!
The GOAT returned! I have been wainting since 3 weeks in the Abobox!
Just sub to the patreon
pathetic
I watch these videos every night before I go to sleep, sometimes even as I am ready to fall asleep I start laughing 😂
RPM IS BACK!!!
Just sub to the patreon
im impressed at how you connected all the dots you laid out. the true genius of our time
The fuckin nerve to paywall us
Fk it
Nerve intensifies
For 3 quid a month is nothin.
im seriously contemplating to pay for it though
@@MYTHNL90 its worth it my guy
I’ve never consider subscribing to a youtubers Patreon until seeing the amazing deal of watching another 25 mins of the best F1 takes on the internet. Fuck it, I’m in.
So now we no longer get free full videos...what a shame...
The nerve
Nothing lasts forever I guess... sadge, because he actually did quality content.
yeah its a shame tbh and the clips don't hit as good,
He always gets demonetized. TH-cam isn't going to pay him much or maybe none at all so Patreon probably pays him more than YT.
your silly writing (jurnalizzam) does catch me off guard and gets me started with the giggles, so thanks
It's a real shock to hear that rpm stabbed himself 26 times, put himself in a black bag and threw himself in the river.
Poor guy must have really had some demons.
RPM thank you for helping me as I go through a very sad & difficult time in my life by entertaining me & making me laugh🤣🤣🤣
You sir are a gift from God!!!
Godspeed to you!!!
Totally real anime waifu gf: “Yes babe you’re totally correct, the 2021 F1 World Championship results and Ferrari’s recent performance is entirely related to geopolitical tensions between the United States, Russia, and China. No you’re definitely not crazy.”
Hiding content behind a paywall (Patreon)... So much talk about capitalism crap and whatnot and now do this lol
This is the most beautiful TH-cam video and channel I have ever seen. Thank you. I am grateful for your factual reporting and dot connecting
6:56 this is where I choose to get my news :)
I've been waiting weeks for this video. Love the content bro.
Bro didn’t know how spot on he was. Wow.
Things that goes through your mind need to documented which I’m glad u do that by making these videos 😂😂😂
I never thought I'd see the day..... paywall.... DISGUSTIN
I didn't know how much I missed you until you posted a video again!
poor guy who got hit by kevin’s car part didn’t even get to keep the thing
You know what, your patreon is the only one I’ve ever legitimately considered subscribing to, and now that I have I couldn’t regret it any less. ALL BOW TO MICHAEL MASI
"he didn't even get to keep the mangled metal - other fans took off with it"
that's gotta hurt even more.
3:30
I may go out on a limp here:
I think he likes watching a motor race, Ted.
Brilliant! This is hysterical. This guy should be a mega star.
It’s a good day to be an RPM fan.
Please keep the uploads coming. They are hilarious to watch and at the same time entertaining.
That diagram rant. Bravo sir. Bravo. Had me in stitches .
coming home from a hard days of work, starting up the pc, rolling a fat zoot and seeing that god himself uploaded yet another banger
Banger it is
This is the only News i will consume from now on.
Full episode on patron .. ieeeww
I was checking twice daily since Aus GP and waiting for this , finallyyyyy
Protect this channel at all costs
Im so glad to have been there to witness it live
Did he completely stoped posting full videos into TH-cam?
looks like it
@@Tuvok_Shakur I don't doubt that one bit since he is a legend of a content creator Imo.
However it's a step to far for me. I would rather pay 27 euros for his coffee mug to support him when I can than than add another subscription to my monthly expenses
Thank god, I’ve been waiting for the latest video!
"Jamie, pull up Ted Kravitz' early life section"
I was waiting for this. I wasn’t disappointed ❤
"Latte boi went full Jihad" Fucking hell i'm dead lmao
Speaking of crawling out of the shadows. about time you’re back
RPM whenever he speaks: We're going down a rabbit hole and I've made a diagram
- And god damn what a rabbit hole this was
Always about a hour off the noti time but am ready to watch!! Let’s go ready for the best F1 TH-camr :))
The man. The myth. THE MASSIVE!
Bro the diagram is exceptional
The first minute of this had me dead XD
deserves some sort of comedy award
Brilliance absolutely brilliance!!! Well worth the wait!!!!
7 minutes and 35 seconds of pure art
LH had no shot in 2021. FIA manufactured the "title fight"
By his disqualification at the Brazilian GP yeah u make a lot of sense 😂
We need more more true journalism here in Canada. This is a role model for all honest reporting.
Atleast CBC got labelled 69% govt funded. Some small victory
So, now I have to sign up to his Patrion for the whole video??? 😢
Sad isn't it?
I guess we are the TH-cam peasants now
@@Tuvok_Shakur how much is he paying you to be his PR Manager?
@Ice Bear I mean he was doing 7k a month on Patreon already before cutting us (TH-cam viewers) out of it... I don't think 7k a month is bad... I know I only make 1/10 of it a month
Now he is doing 14k a month
@@Tuvok_Shakur Here it is €3,50 + taxes a month. Per year that is higher then what I paid for my F1 subscription 😅
this isn’t the rage against the grand prix for australia, this is a podcast-like thing he does on patreon i believe. the RAtGP will come out on youtube eventually and that will be the full vid.
😂 unfiltered lol you make me smile in all this madness in the world💯
When the world needed him most, the mohawk man hath risen from his shed again
Thank the lord's Our black Asian woman has finally uploaded to us commonwealth people of TH-cam
so this channel is now pay to watch?
@@Tuvok_Shakur found RPM burner
Nope, you can still watch it. Just not all of it, that's for the real MVP's.
Yes and it's absolutely worth it.
@@Tuvok_Shakur shill
The Shadow War might be the best piece of content to have come out of this channel lmao
Serious question. Will this "what you're seeing on TH-cam is about 20% of the video in Patreon" format continue? You can count me out if that's the case.
It's the TH-cam content problem. I mean we all knew that. Copyright claim and Hate speech
@@DrTortoiselle
So he's paywalling the podcast and those after gp videos as well? That's disappointing.
@@mohtaufiqurrochman9034 lmfao don't give me that crap. He's using Patreon. If he was serious on protecting himself from hate speech laws and copyright he'd post on Bitchute, LBRY or Dailymotion. No need for a paywall. And if there waa the need of a paywall he wouldn't be using leftist dominated Patreon, rather SubscribeStar.
@@Tuvok_Shakur that's a very stupid comparison at best, disingenuous at worst. Why would he be so special that he would need to do something that 99,9% of all the creators on this website DON'T do? At best, most TH-camrs use Patreon to give previews of their content, not to paywall huge chunks of it.
@@Mebsuta You keep arguing the value of his content. You either are willing to pay for it or you aren't, it's not that hard. Why should he carry the complainers who are too cheap to pay 3 quid? You are not entitled to the content he produces.
My day just brightened
What do you mean i have to pay to see the rant now ?
I don’t know how he comes up with it all but it’s amazing and I hope it never ends
When will TeamLH realize there are bigger F1 scandals than Verstappen winning a race due to “Human Error” or just realize there’s bigger things in life than watching cars go around a circuit for 1-2 hours.
That rabbit hole was unbelievably amazing!!!
come on man, put the whole video up!!
Ni si quiera soy fan de f1
Pero este tío aparece en el feed y es el mejor contenido de todo TH-cam
The Masinator is back 🙏🏻
Yes the king is back, the king is you Mr. Mohawk.
Please run for world leader!!