Haha, was just thinking about that. Came back to this to keep the memory fresh (new bag idea for woowoo psychics?). Comment section does not disappoint.
"If your cheese has gone black, you are in cheese trouble" Fast forward 11 years... Dan Hardcastle eating charcoal cheese: "Here's some nice cheese we've just stuffed up the chimney"
That sofa is without a shadow of a doubt older than Russia and it looks surprisingly good here. The 10 years since this have been slightly less kind to the sofa than the 20+ years before.
"If your cheese has gone black, you are in cheese trouble!" That really hits different after what good old Daniel Hardcastle had to endure this year, my gods.
You have reached almost a million people with your bold message of "things that cost a single coin are generally bad". Alongside your other gems of wisdom like "rotten things taste bad" and "knockoff video game systems usually are very cheap and unenjoyable" I think the world will be hearing your name next to Aristotle and Einstein for millennia.
Th same format for almost a decade. I think this is the only TH-cam channel (that's actually very active) that has been the exact same format through all the ages of TH-cam. Same logo and everything. Honestly kind of amazing if you think about it.
Thank you youtube, you kept me waiting 10 years, almost 11, for the premiere of Chef Excellence, but now you deliver like the peoples champion you are, cheers.
he could have used royalty free music, but even if he didnt know about it or whatever, couldnt he of just played one of his own videos, or practically anything else? at least we couldve gotten an idea of what it sounded like. not that im rushing to buy these..but still.
But before the great lord jebus ascended into the heavens, he left with four final words; "Say fresh, cheese bags", and then he proceeded to shoot up a theater.
In American Dollar Tree stores we have Chef Swagger's Kitchen. He makes cheap boxed food and there is an alarming lack of pictures of the elusive Swagger.
This was one of my first ashens videos and I saw it when it came out. I remember laughing really hard at Chef Excellence, and now I'm really glad he's become what he has today. Whatta guy.
Am I the only one who noticed that it said 8 piece set on the packaging and then only gave 6 tools but I guess the double ended ones could count as separate tools
I know this is close to 11 years old, but the reason your gums are spewing blood IS because you dont floss. Not the other way around. - Sincerely, Dentist Man
'An excellent celebrity endorsement'
You are real. Lol. Are the cheese bags really amazing???
No
Chef Excellence 'An Excellent No'
Chef Excellence what do you think about one piece
What's that?
Ahh, the birth of chef excellence!
An excellent birth.
An excellent comment
An excellent reply
An excellent reply to a reply.
A excellent reply to a reply to a reply
an excellent chain of replies professing the excellence of replies to an excellent original comment on an excellent video
It's 2019 and all of a sudden everybody is sharing a "Stay Fresh Cheese Bags" meme with a GLARING lack of Mr. Excellence himself.
Elliott Munger I hate that people are posting it and probably don’t even watch Ashens
Nubajev Yeah. I guess I’m just being super hipster about it. Cause like, Ashens fans knew first
@@zenshadow26055 ashens >>>>> tumblr, you’re absolutely allowed to be hipster about it when it was reposted in that hellhole
(not) an excellent omission.
2021 and its happening again :(
Signalex speakers -- They fold flat, they sound flat!
Brand consistency I love it
"If your cheese has gone black, you are in cheese trouble." Oh poor, nieve 2009 Stuart, if only he knew the horror of the 2020 cheese advent calendar.
2032 Stuart is fondly remembering the existence of cheese.
naive
I like to watch these before going to bed
Same. Stuart's voice must be soothing
+Chris Poteet I watch these DURING my sleep. I've developed an immense British accent. And I've never spoke English before. Blimey!
Me too lmao
+RocknRollSpidey It really is i do the same thing.
+Chris Poteet i watched it till 4 am
You know your videos are like timeless. 6 years later and they're amazing.
you are so right!
*7
Haha, i just watched this in 2017. as you say. genius...nice one
same
Are you taking a piss, mate I've literally only just found these Poundland specials. Can't believe it took me so long to discover them.
Stay fresh, cheesebags.
"An excellent comment"
That comma, though.
Im responseing because your probly inactive
@@thatguylego7667 "I'm responding, because you're probably inactive."
lern 2 spel gud
I’m going insane. I can’t find the moment when he says this. Is it in this video??
"If your cheese has gone black, you are in cheese trouble"
Shoutout to Advent 2020
They were talking about how old the cheese was at the start. Should have used a bag.
Haha, was just thinking about that. Came back to this to keep the memory fresh (new bag idea for woowoo psychics?). Comment section does not disappoint.
"The world's slowest focusing penny!"
Laughed my bloody head off... That proper tickled me
Yeah matey
You are probabaly the least convincing british person on the entire internet.
Squiffilect British people
"If your cheese has gone black, you are in cheese trouble"
Fast forward 11 years...
Dan Hardcastle eating charcoal cheese: "Here's some nice cheese we've just stuffed up the chimney"
An excellent video.
*GASP*
I get it...
He anticipated people would say this...
SO THEN HE WOULD NOT GET ANY NEGATIVE FEEDBACK!!!
suspectsn0thing
An excellent assumption.
TheNathanNS An excellent reply.
An excellent conversation.
***** An excellant conclusion
So this is where Chef Excellence comes from...
Yes This Is Where I Come From Also. This Is An Excellent Video.
No I Am The Real Chef Excellence.
Chef Excellence Chef, you don't need to capitalize every fucking word.
Fake Name Okay mate.
Chef Excellence No chef excellence. You're the one that is truly excellent here.
"If you're cheese has gone black, you're in cheese trouble"
Best advice I've heard
You're in cheese TAT!
"If your cheese has gone black, you are in cheese trouble."
...?!
cheesy
"that was a cheesy joke" :^}
"An excellent remark"
6:20 a prophet was born
0:27 A profit was born...
"An excellent origin"
give us the girl, wipe away the debt
“Stay fresh, cheese bags!”
-Chef Excellence
My God...Chef Excellent was born on that very day.
I've been watching this guy for 7 years and forgot about this tbh
+Lexi Rose How could anyone forget about Chef Excellence? He's such an excellent recurring character
+tralt135 'An Excellent Character'
" *An excellent meme* "
excellent
On this day, a legend was born
Fabulous Radish "An Excellent Day"
huh. The sofa looks so new and clean in these old videos.
Truly, it has lived a long and adventurous life!
That sofa is without a shadow of a doubt older than Russia and it looks surprisingly good here. The 10 years since this have been slightly less kind to the sofa than the 20+ years before.
THIS was the premiere of the all powerful all knowing Chef Excellence?! ALL HAIL CHEF EXCELLENCE.
An Excellent meme
D1psh1t an excellent comment addressing an excellent meme 👌
An excellent tat
an excellent 6 years of excellence :D
Johnathan Carter excellent!
And from this, a legend was born. "An Excellent Poundland Special".
Loved this video as a 10 year old. I’m almost 22 and it will never get old 😂.
The thing I like about ashens is that his videos never decreased (or increased) in quality so I can watch videos from whenever
Ashens sounds so young, virile and fresh... just like he's stepped out of the sixth form grammar school common room for the first time!
Lo and behold the origin of Chef Excellence.
_"An Excellent Comment"_
👍
Jan 8 2010: Chef Excellence is awake
in his house in roulie, dead chef excellence lies dreaming
"An excellent awakening"
The Nyarwhall woah superjail
And so, a legend is born...
An excellent legend
- ̗̀逸寧 ̖́- Mm, no, not the wrong video.
DOOMILES I was thinking something different and I realized I thought of the wrong thing after posting it
I tried to delete it but it didn't work
- ̗̀逸寧 ̖́- Fair enough
And this is where Chef Excellence's legacy began. May his legacy stay as fresh as his cheese.
10 years. Wow. These videos truly are timeless
And Chef Excellence was born that day
YOU AGAIN XD
I see u on every ashens video 😂
you're everywhere
"If your cheese has gone black, you are in cheese trouble!"
That really hits different after what good old Daniel Hardcastle had to endure this year, my gods.
The Excellence Saga... IT ALL STARTED HERE
If there's ever a third Ashens movie, it could be called Ashens and the Excellence Saga. (Although Chef Excellence was in the first movie.)
7:07 The tongue is where bad breath comes from supposedly ... I just don't see any other comments saying it so I thought I'd put it in :I
An excellent origin story
Oh lord, this was 10 WHOLE years ago... I feel old...
I live for the "cheapo" sound byte ,sometimes rewinding to hear it multiple times.Very amusing
You have reached almost a million people with your bold message of "things that cost a single coin are generally bad". Alongside your other gems of wisdom like "rotten things taste bad" and "knockoff video game systems usually are very cheap and unenjoyable" I think the world will be hearing your name next to Aristotle and Einstein for millennia.
+Kaine Bishop "An Excellent Historical Figure"
+Kaine Bishop "bad things are bad" ashens comments in a nutshell. XD
I could see Ashens being remembered amount the likes of Diogenies.
"Stay Fresh, Cheese Bag. Stay Fresh." -Johnny Cade, The Outsiders
The birth of Chef Excellence
An excellent birth.
(And yes, someone has already commented this, I'm just bored.)
Seeing "Stay Fresh Cheese Bags" floating around on Facebook now, it's weird that no one knows it from this masterpiece of a video!
Mom: Come downstairs and say bye to the neighbors
Me: Stay fresh, cheese bags.
And thus an excellent legend was born.
Th same format for almost a decade. I think this is the only TH-cam channel (that's actually very active) that has been the exact same format through all the ages of TH-cam. Same logo and everything. Honestly kind of amazing if you think about it.
And thus, the man, the myth, the legend, was born.
Thank you youtube, you kept me waiting 10 years, almost 11, for the premiere of Chef Excellence, but now you deliver like the peoples champion you are, cheers.
Oh my God, I laughed so hard at "stench tongue" that I cried and crumpled into a violent coughing fit hahahahahaa
Over a decade old now, how chef excellence has excelled
he could have used royalty free music, but even if he didnt know about it or whatever, couldnt he of just played one of his own videos, or practically anything else? at least we couldve gotten an idea of what it sounded like. not that im rushing to buy these..but still.
I was hoping for Liquid Filth, myself.
Whooosh
The amazing origins of Chef Jeffery Excellence!
Hilarious! I needed some funny before going to work this morning. God bless you, Chef Excellence.
Chef excellence was my gateway meme
I remember seeing this when it first came out. God bless Chef Excellence and his excellent recommendations
And thus, an excellent chef was born.
Excellent.
But before the great lord jebus ascended into the heavens, he left with four final words; "Say fresh, cheese bags", and then he proceeded to shoot up a theater.
Stay fresh Meatbags
-Bender Bending Rodriegez
Rodriguez*
oh my lord your profile image is absolutely lovely. may I have a source on it please?
@@papayer dog shit with paprika
big smoke you want that with extra dip?
okuplok its from a show called "pig goat banana cricket"
In retrospect, Chef Excellence is probably the best thing to have ever resulted from a saved penny.
a decade later (almost to the day) we're still saying 'an excellent X' and 'stay fresh cheese bags' and it all started here
Sounds like something I would say when I leave a room “stay fresh, cheese bags”.
I've actually used that as my forum signature
"Stay fresh, cheesebags!" An excellent catchphrase.
This video is nearly a decade old.
It has aged extremely well.
The bags have indeed helped this cheese stay fresh.
I love that stay fresh cheese bags is a meme now. Only took like 9 years.
that intro has been in my head for more than 10years.
Chef excellence was just foreshadowing the 2020 cheese calendar with the black cheese
In American Dollar Tree stores we have Chef Swagger's Kitchen. He makes cheap boxed food and there is an alarming lack of pictures of the elusive Swagger.
"You are in cheese trouble" is the most underrated phrase here.
“In some countries”
“Some countries” meaning Oz, Narnia Sodor, Wadiya, Equatorial Kundu, Latveria and Atlantis!
Well here we are in the future and “stay fresh, cheese bags” is now America’s default farewell. Ziplock is still ziplock though.
Christ. I've watched so many of these that I've cycled back to the originals. Please send help. I can't stop.
10 years later and I still say "Stay fresh, cheesebags"
I still cant believe this video is nine years old and its so brilliant. The comedy is so ahead of its time haha i love it
Why not just play a generic song with no copyright?
KiloByte because then he wouldnt need to use the puppet
It was 2010, no one did that
"Stay fresh Cheese bags"
"Stay fresh, cheese bags" -God
This is the first appearance of chef excellence. Truly a legendary video,
the birth of chef excellence. An excellent ashens meme
This was posted 10 years ago, yet the video quality is like its been posted yesterday.
This was one of my first ashens videos and I saw it when it came out. I remember laughing really hard at Chef Excellence, and now I'm really glad he's become what he has today. Whatta guy.
So this is where Chef Excellence meme started!
Try watching Baby Chef it's a talking chef hat
That's my new way to say goodbye
"Stay fresh, cheese bags"
Ahh yes. Coming back to the classics in 2020.
So this is the origins of chef excellence
The people behind the cheeses in the 2020 Advent Calendar must have *really* liked their Stay Fresh Cheese Bags with their black cheese
im gonna come back in 2 years to be blessed by chef excellence once again
Am I the only one who noticed that it said 8 piece set on the packaging and then only gave 6 tools but I guess the double ended ones could count as separate tools
I think there were two or three of those little white floss picks in the package.
An excellent realisation
JessNeedsMoreNutella Yeah I realised thats why later haha sorry, I have my dumb moments
It comes with two extra floss picks making it an piece set instead of 6.
As an Excellence Engineer I approve this video. I'm off to buy some black cheese and a tooth rubber.
So much of the lore of this channel was truly born in this video.
FOUR of those 6 dental things are actually USEFUL! :D
He could use the cheese bags for this year's advent
God bless you Cheff Excellence, for blessing this episode with your excellence.
Is it just me or does "Stay fresh, Cheesebags" sound like something the Dos Equis guy would say?
an excellent video
Dammit, I was gonna say that :(
alinkyng What's stopping you?
Because I would win the award for "captain unoriginal" of the year.
alinkyng
'an excellent reason'
An excellent comment
This is gold, me and my friend talked about this for ages, we laughed our asses off.
Birth of a legend
what..? the chef exellence?
yes.
An excellent birth.
Did you just reply to your own comment? Oh god..
An Excellent Legend
Damn you ashens I need to go to sleep but i'm still watching you.
Same
oliverjones62 lol
Davor Basic why not watch him while you sleep?
AquaUmbreon How do you sugest I do that?
Same :D
that puppet segment was weirdly adorable
I know this is close to 11 years old, but the reason your gums are spewing blood IS because you dont floss. Not the other way around. - Sincerely, Dentist Man
"I think several people watched it and two people liked it." *Checks the stats for this video six years later.*
Sniff. These channels grow up so fast.
As an American, I was genuinely fascinated by that penny.
2:58 I wonder if he knows he could’ve just played copyright free music lol
2009 Ashens: "What copyright-free music?"
6:09 - And a legend was born