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  • @splatproductions99
    @splatproductions99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1914

    Out of all the things he's eaten - dried squid, century eggs and christmas dinner in a can - the one thing he spits out is a cupcake.

    • @TheLarryburns84
      @TheLarryburns84 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      He spit out the Century egg too I believe.

    • @cthrugrl
      @cthrugrl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      +John Burns no, he said he couldn't because it dissolved in his mouth

    • @lily91109
      @lily91109 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I think he might have spat in the Bean Boozled video too

    • @juant8631
      @juant8631 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      +Paula Johnjohn He spat A LOT in the Bean Boozled video.

    • @lily91109
      @lily91109 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The KaBlammer and Dan threw up.
      Lovely.
      :D

  • @katiopeia8254
    @katiopeia8254 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1595

    No wonder it's an instant cupcake, he spat it out instantly, lol.

    • @jmcfar03
      @jmcfar03 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Fallen Angel Flonne gg

    • @onekid10
      @onekid10 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Like really how do you mess up cake??

    • @dijcastle
      @dijcastle 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Fallen Angel Flonne _Eat_
      VFVGCV G CCXDSFGSCDVCFRTGFGHGHUJGHDFHGFGHHRH
      - hic -

    • @bigb0ss282
      @bigb0ss282 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      poor Ashens...

    • @demonetizationbot1076
      @demonetizationbot1076 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol instant I get it

  • @chompette_
    @chompette_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1050

    i forget what brand it was, but there's a frozen breaded cod that is sold in the uk, where the fish was caught in scotland, frozen and shipped to china, breaded, then shipped back to the uk because it cost less than breading here, amazing

    • @mediocrefunkybeat
      @mediocrefunkybeat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Tom Salmon You're thinking of Young's. There was a lot said about their breaded prawns...

    • @prinztricky
      @prinztricky 9 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      +Tom Salmon Similar thing hapens with shrimps from Germany. Caught in the North Sea, brought back to land, sent to Marroco for peeling, then sent back to be eaten basically where they were caught just 24 hours before.

    • @dragonbutt
      @dragonbutt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Tom Salmon It probably tastes better coming from there too, given that asian cultures know everything about the art of the bread crumb :D

    • @herpsenderpsen
      @herpsenderpsen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Tom Salmon yep, they do that in Norway as well, god bless cheap labour

    • @alkapowportstar7808
      @alkapowportstar7808 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tom Salmon sound like jackanory to me

  • @BoBnfishy
    @BoBnfishy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    i would love an "instant cupcake" to just be a cupcake in a box or whatever

    • @TrueRetroflection
      @TrueRetroflection 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +BoB n fishy
      Haha, reminds me of that Archer episode where he gives some crime boss what was supposed to be a briefcase full of bearer bonds, but instead contains a single, perfectly intact muffin.

    • @omegafoxie7707
      @omegafoxie7707 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thank you for this amazing idea

    • @omegafoxie7707
      @omegafoxie7707 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +OmegaEdge instant x: x in a box
      genius idea

    • @dragonbutt
      @dragonbutt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +BoB n fishy Easiest money i've ever made. Thanks bruh

    • @brandonmartin-moore5302
      @brandonmartin-moore5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah,why wouldn't you just buy that?

  • @clearspira
    @clearspira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Ashens has changed so little in 8 years that he could literally release this video today and you'd have no clue lol

    • @syok1107
      @syok1107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      This is a pattern among high quality youtubers, they tend to not change the format a lot. I for one really appreciate it.

    • @omgfandomfan
      @omgfandomfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@syok1107 I agree! 🙂

    • @HoopleBogart
      @HoopleBogart ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is there some weird cabal of Ashens fans that post this on every video the man has? Why?

    • @clearspira
      @clearspira ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HoopleBogart Its called... wait for it... the truth!

    • @squirrelguy2195
      @squirrelguy2195 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "An excellent web-series"

  • @onagda
    @onagda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    How far we have come. From spitting out a slightly dubious microwaved cupcake to going back for seconds on 65 year old Jell-O pudding.

    • @cryodual
      @cryodual ปีที่แล้ว +7

      His confidence in foreign foods has increased tenfold for us humble viewers

  • @alohathegannonslayer
    @alohathegannonslayer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    God I wish we had poundland in America. Dollar tree just doesn't have this gold.

    • @kabobawsome
      @kabobawsome 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Dollar General does. It's great.

    • @ttttttttp2
      @ttttttttp2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Have you gone to the figure section of dollar tree? I've seen some of the same exact action figures in dollar tree. Also, they have a dubious freezer section full of meat I would not want to try... They one time had dollar steak that was see through. You can look it up on youtube to see the nasty... Poor bloke got sick after eating it.

    • @corneliusmcmuffin3256
      @corneliusmcmuffin3256 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      alohathegannonslayer
      Well, I have seen a 100 dollar item at a dollar tree before. That was quite amusing.

    • @theunlawfulsponge5908
      @theunlawfulsponge5908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dollarama might have this but i haven't went there in a while

    • @SkibopDaSequel
      @SkibopDaSequel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ttttttttp2 I've had orange chicken from dollar tree, yes as terrible as it sounds

  • @Snotnarok
    @Snotnarok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Ashens in 2012: I'm a bit worried to eat an instant cupcake from China, assembled in England
    Ashens in 2019: So here's fermented fish in a can that's pressurized by gasses from 'rotting fish"
    How far we've come.
    Also that whole decades out of date ox tongue in a can.

    • @justamainer
      @justamainer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I remember him saying for ages he would never ever touch one of those cans lmfao

    • @Snotnarok
      @Snotnarok 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@justamainer Well he had to go and be a giant silly and promise it for his backers.
      Thankfully it didn't seem too bad. Like, it was bad, for sure, but he managed to keep it all inside if ya get me.
      Funny enough I think someone he's worked with, BigClive did a video a few weeks earlier of him and some friends eating it and they managed it super well.

    • @justamainer
      @justamainer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Snotnarok 🤣 That is true. Thankfully I think none of them had an expired can, though I think it depends on the person if you'll be able to enjoy or at least hold it down lmao

    • @Snotnarok
      @Snotnarok 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@justamainer I'm sure!
      Seriously look in the comments for both videos, you can find people from the country thanking them for not puking and trying to give it a genuine shot- vs all the other vids you'll see where they're either overacting or not trying to give it a chance.
      Which- to be fair I don't think I can eat something described as "smells like an open sewer" easily but, you know kudos to Stew, Barry and Clive & co.

    • @justamainer
      @justamainer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Snotnarok Agreed! I have smelled other fermented meat products before so I have a pretty good feeling I would not have a good time, but recently people are suddenly pressuring me to import some so I may have to find out. LOL

  • @ferricch9777
    @ferricch9777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Add cherry to create A E S T H E T I C

  • @feybart
    @feybart 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    Why'd you throw it in a bin that explicitely said it was for food and not for plastic?

    • @sugoipandacorns3390
      @sugoipandacorns3390 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Because cupcakes, my friend, are food :D

    • @feybart
      @feybart 10 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      SugoiSugarcane✨ Not those cupcakes.

    • @feybart
      @feybart 10 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Hasheem Gul Dammit, I should have known that.

    • @emerybryant
      @emerybryant 10 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      SugoiSugarcane✨ if you call that "food" id hate to see what you call "plastic" O.o

    • @serana1445
      @serana1445 10 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      SugoiPandacorns✨ You, my friend, get the joke-flying-over-head award

  • @TheTurquoiseAlien
    @TheTurquoiseAlien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “Let’s hope you never need instant medical attention” is probably the funniest line you’ve ever come out with. So quick. I burst out laughing.

  • @sousaphonist
    @sousaphonist 11 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    ...I'll take that as a "would not recommend"

    • @GibsonGamesChannel
      @GibsonGamesChannel 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where have I seen you before?

    • @sousaphonist
      @sousaphonist 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No idea, any idea what context you remember be from?

  • @BeatingBros
    @BeatingBros 8 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Today Ashens Review's Eating his own Couch Stuffing.

  • @dogfish3373
    @dogfish3373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Just starting an Ashens "food specials" marathon. I usually do this about once a year and I don't know why.

    • @TheJinxCast
      @TheJinxCast 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Based

    • @gmowerevamp
      @gmowerevamp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Something like once a week at least for me.
      ....I don't have much variety and he's good background noise...

    • @indieemil
      @indieemil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We all do. Mine is starting now.

    • @jlb9577
      @jlb9577 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My turn today, glad i’m not alone

    • @indieemil
      @indieemil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jlb9577 We are all in this together ✌️

  • @fuegosonic93
    @fuegosonic93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    The bin says "food waste only", you used the wrong bin, you should have put it in the toilet...and hoping it wouldn't spit it out.

    • @Grebgoo
      @Grebgoo 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Toilet's fine

    • @AdamBGames
      @AdamBGames 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Her's a person who makes sense

    • @ooiamsamoo
      @ooiamsamoo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MegaBurnGaming her's lol

    • @CosplayingOtaku
      @CosplayingOtaku 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      everytime I see that bin though, I get reminded he lives somewhere in my city...... *eyes twinkle*

    • @ДенисЕвсеев-м4ы
      @ДенисЕвсеев-м4ы 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't put it in the toilet, it'll turn to a monster and terrorize people.

  • @wilting_alocasia
    @wilting_alocasia ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love being able to watch an 11 yr old video and then one from last week and the only thing thats changed is the saturation of the camera 😂 Love ashens to the ends of the earth for his consistency

    • @bluephoenix3945
      @bluephoenix3945 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking the same thing. What a legend. Never sold out, never changed, didn’t follow trends, just kept doing him.

    • @wilting_alocasia
      @wilting_alocasia ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bluephoenix3945 He's so awesome 😊

  • @darkespeon64
    @darkespeon64 9 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    It's literally a cup cake

    • @travisrichards6652
      @travisrichards6652 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +fallingbed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) I got you covered

    • @ctarsund
      @ctarsund 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Travis Richards 😏

    • @tommyk0101
      @tommyk0101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +darkespeon64 badumtish

    • @jamesalexander8769
      @jamesalexander8769 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it truly is

    • @tommyk0101
      @tommyk0101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ethan Bradberry Very creative response

  • @nikko8P
    @nikko8P 11 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Guys, I'm pretty sure he is not aware that the cupcake went in the wrong bin yet. We should place more comments about it.

    • @mjc0961
      @mjc0961 11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Okay.
      Ashens, that bin said "FOOD WASTE ONLY". You put it in the wrong bin.
      am i doin it rite?

    • @Eventhewolf
      @Eventhewolf 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't be butthurt, just because you where to late to make the joke, first!

  • @segaface3
    @segaface3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Don't put it in there. It says 'food waste only.'

    • @onekid10
      @onekid10 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah that crap isn't "food"

    • @lucycooklucy7963
      @lucycooklucy7963 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha 😂

  • @GeorgeMonet
    @GeorgeMonet 10 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    This is hilarious. You can make a full batch of normal cupcakes in the time it takes to make this one little bad one.

  • @clearspira
    @clearspira 9 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Where would you put the cherry on this abnormally shaped sponge anyway? It would fall off.

    • @DinoRanger-yk9hz
      @DinoRanger-yk9hz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ***** I don't think you are suppose to take it out of the cup. I think you are suppose to eat it in the cup.

    • @boredfartless4221
      @boredfartless4221 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ***** Sponge? Foam rubber more like. You could stuff your sofa with it.

  • @hahah5739
    @hahah5739 11 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Back in the late 80's or early 90's boxes of Trix came with mini microwavable chocolate cakes to celebrate his birthday. I remember being legitimately sad about it when I made the pathetic thing, not exactly sure why, it was just depressing.

  • @TheSquonk
    @TheSquonk 11 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    3:53 It's almost 7 in the damn morning and I can't stop fucking laughing, my gut feels like it's going to burst!!

    • @TheSquonk
      @TheSquonk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** I would still try one, given the chance, and probably have the same reaction he did. XD

  • @wyv3rn1
    @wyv3rn1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    I guessing you didn't like it then?

    • @NyanBi
      @NyanBi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I sense a just a bit of sarcasm?

    • @NyanBi
      @NyanBi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** Oh. Well you can't argue with that, can you? I mean, Its cheap cupcake baking mix they sent in a card board cup covered in sellotape! Of course he would like it.

    • @NyanBi
      @NyanBi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I know right? I think we should all go to Poundland, buy a ton of these, and give them all to him! And while we're there, we'll pick up some "Delicious Mallows", some "Hunger Breaks" canned meals, and maybe some "Transform-a-Snacks"! ;)

    • @NyanBi
      @NyanBi 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Lol

    • @NyanBi
      @NyanBi 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** BTW I like your Halo Reach vid, even tho I've only ever played Halo once or twice

  • @bunnyfreakz
    @bunnyfreakz 11 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Just eat flour, eegs, sugar, water and you will get cupcake later, a brown one in the toilet

    • @brightbulb1647
      @brightbulb1647 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I wish I could like this more. I'll come back tomorrow.

    • @CrimsonRibbon
      @CrimsonRibbon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** Liked your comment for your name.

    • @brightbulb1647
      @brightbulb1647 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snowflakesleepy LPS

    • @adammoorby1365
      @adammoorby1365 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish I could like this on my phone but i cant

    • @chronovac
      @chronovac 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** i feel like ashens would be dissappointed at this creepy fanart (PLEASE TELL ME ITS SOME SORT OF FANMADE MONSTROSITY)

  • @linbeek815
    @linbeek815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m gonna use this random vid no one is gonna be watching to confess that I must watch ashens every night to fall sleep lmao

  • @iPatacake
    @iPatacake 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Well, technically you aren't supposed to overmix cupcake/cake batter, there's supposed to be lumps left in it because if you overmix it it works up the gluten
    so you probably did that part wrong.
    but, to be fair, that probably wouldn't have helped the flavor any.

  • @ChrisJones-fn6tw
    @ChrisJones-fn6tw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I watch this video maybe once a year. Every single time it beings me to tears from laughing.

  • @katsu890
    @katsu890 10 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Ah, UK and it's instant prepackaged food... I'm from the UK and I think we go a bit overboard with these type of products

    • @JunKurosu
      @JunKurosu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You obviously made a perfect cupcake when even ashens won't eat it .

    • @katsu890
      @katsu890 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I make proper cupcakes that are baked in the oven and use proper ingredients, there's no point to making them instant or rather semi instant

    • @JunKurosu
      @JunKurosu 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Armin Arlert The Star Titan I was just joking about the instant stuff

    • @HuskyGamersUNITE
      @HuskyGamersUNITE 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Come here to Freedomland.

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HuskyGamersUNITE
      "Freedom"-land
      To call any major first-world country 'free' at the moment is a bit naive. We're (US, UK, Canada, Sweden, Germany, etc.) more 'free' than some countries but it's hardly the wild west.

  • @Ni5ei
    @Ni5ei ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just watched this thinking it was a new Ashens video.
    11 years... Blimey!

  • @lunavixen015
    @lunavixen015 11 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    There is way too much baking powder/soda in that, that's why it got so big and overly spongy and explains part of the nasty taste.

    • @goblinrat6119
      @goblinrat6119 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ugh. Way too much baking powder is the worst thing. And will wreak havoc on your stomach afterwards.

    • @elilafrance7431
      @elilafrance7431 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      also it was made like that

  • @cuchulainn140
    @cuchulainn140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Felt the desire to come back and watch some of the old videos and, it’s quite refreshing to find a channel like Ashens that, really hasn’t changed in his ten years on TH-cam, good on TH-cam mate

  • @future_phonk
    @future_phonk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how consistent your are on your format. Never change.

  • @lilmattere
    @lilmattere 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Where the 0-3 Sad onions warning should come in handy xD

    • @andymadden8183
      @andymadden8183 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like 0-19999 (at least).

  • @nvil82395
    @nvil82395 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love how he instantly throws it away lol. Like "fuck that shit"

    • @LauraBidingCitizen
      @LauraBidingCitizen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +DelTheAnj Exaggerated as always with Ashens ;)

    • @spacejazz6272
      @spacejazz6272 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +DelTheAnj he spat out the trekking burger

    • @wheredaboof6492
      @wheredaboof6492 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Laura Williams Speaking as if you know something hahha.

  • @GhostyOcean
    @GhostyOcean 11 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    You put in the wrong bin. That bin's for FOOD.

  • @LightningFox2407
    @LightningFox2407 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "instant is now 7 minutes is it? lets hope you dont need instant medical attention" - just brilliant XD

  • @DoggyKissesRule
    @DoggyKissesRule 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ROFLMAO!!!! I loved seeing you spit the "cupcake" out of your mouth and land back on the dish!! BTW.... Thank you for risking your life for our entertainment!!

  • @michael_christian9461
    @michael_christian9461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Once again I find myself watching your videos late at night

  • @gui18bif
    @gui18bif 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like to imagine the ingredients are shipped to china, mixed there, sent back and put in a bag in birmingham.

  • @RoadStuffUK
    @RoadStuffUK 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Even better than Poundland is "generic local pound shop", they really find the obscure products from around the world.

    • @Leecam27
      @Leecam27 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They're always fun to go into

  • @daanhoek1818
    @daanhoek1818 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    it's cake in a cup. cupcake.

    • @megansutton9699
      @megansutton9699 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I see what he did there

    • @nbtry2334
      @nbtry2334 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +shlibber Cakecup

  • @alejandrokatzinski6818
    @alejandrokatzinski6818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No matter how old this video becomes it’s amazing hearing how the increasing wait times upset him lol

  • @critical11creator
    @critical11creator 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So he spit this crap out, but handled a thousand year old egg? Well done Ashens! You surprised me once again.

    • @RichardPhist100
      @RichardPhist100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think he said that it was impossible to spit out the egg because it disintegrated in his mouth.

    • @critical11creator
      @critical11creator 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      British Chap I don't quite remember, actually. Might be it.

    • @arcuz
      @arcuz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no, that was the demons forcing him to swallow.

  • @pughpughbarneymcgrew4221
    @pughpughbarneymcgrew4221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have a Gregg's next to my local Poundland, where you can get a cupcake ready made for less than £1. Surely on the instant scale that pips it to the post.

  • @ShowSlideProductions
    @ShowSlideProductions 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Tree nut allergy, a hypersensitivity to dietary substances from tree nuts causing an overreaction of the immune system, may lead to severe physical symptoms. Tree nuts include Brazil nuts, cashews, chestnuts, filberts/hazelnuts, macadamia nuts, pecans, pistachios, pine nuts, and walnuts.

    • @frozenfeet4534
      @frozenfeet4534 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hot

    • @outseeker
      @outseeker 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best treated with a glass of cement, followed by a glass of water and the patient left to harden the fuck up.

    • @YeenQueenTTV
      @YeenQueenTTV 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      outseeker .....Umm ... that's not how allergies work. They're a MEDICAL condition. Not something you can just will away with pure grit and mental fortitude. That's like trying to tell someone to recover from cancer by "hardening the fuck up". It's not something under the person's conscious control. Don't ever become a doctor, you'd be terrible at it.

    • @outseeker
      @outseeker 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Synhowl lol yeah, because my comment appeared to be legit medical advice from a registered practitioner? hahahah dolt

    • @frozenfeet4534
      @frozenfeet4534 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Synhowl i wonder if you understand what 'sarcasm' is.
      (THAT WAS SARCASM)

  • @Myurridthaekish
    @Myurridthaekish 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You're supposed to leave some lumps in for muffins. Now it will be chewy! What has your lack of Good Eats viewing wrought on our humble little world!?

  • @w0rmblood323
    @w0rmblood323 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jesus Christ I remember when this video was first upload, I was 21...
    fucking hell I'm old

  • @Darx97
    @Darx97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    nothing has changed in his videos and i love it

  • @AKindChap
    @AKindChap 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Why would you ever buy this instead of just buying a cupcake?

    • @maxscardanelli6185
      @maxscardanelli6185 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I couldn't agree with you more man. Also, for a few quid more you can buy proper cupcake mix from Tesco's or where-ever. If they can sell that for a pound it really does make me wonder what on Earth is in it.

  • @MadameTeqi
    @MadameTeqi 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You never forget your first, and for Ashens, this was mine. Horrifying curiosity has given me a great source of entertainment. Thank you, sir, for risking all for the sake of laughter!

  • @nguyenthanh8
    @nguyenthanh8 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gotta love the reactions as always! lol Ashen is way too funny.

  • @Rainielovealways
    @Rainielovealways 11 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    First video of yours i've watched and seriously it was like watching a comedian, you've got one of those funny witty kind of voices, you'd be good at doing stand up! That "cupcake" ended up looking like a big piece of dough, you can actually make a cake in a cup/mug yourself just by using ingredients around the house (egg/flour/sugar) and putting it in a microwave, you should give it a try tastes delicious!

    • @EliteRocketBear
      @EliteRocketBear 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      He does stuff for television as well, guess that also fits the bin?

  • @PossessThePotato
    @PossessThePotato 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for finally making a food special playlist

  • @mikelonas4508
    @mikelonas4508 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He usually describes the taste but he didn't for the cupcake which makes me believe that he did that just for show

  • @PossumCrafts
    @PossumCrafts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    This was my first Ashens video.

    • @PossumCrafts
      @PossumCrafts 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ville koskela Hello, dearest.

    • @onyxvoiceacting9520
      @onyxvoiceacting9520 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My first Ashen video was Chicken in a Can.

    • @PossumCrafts
      @PossumCrafts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aidan Galloway Truly a classic.

    • @ian-op5fv
      @ian-op5fv 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the first ashens video i saw was the world's sharpest knife one.

    • @darklinggolem
      @darklinggolem 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Dork Whoop same bro

  • @VidarsArt
    @VidarsArt 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    my first ashens video, ever since this one came out, i have been in love with the videos :)

  • @ElliotJackson26
    @ElliotJackson26 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey, Instant medical attention in Australia is around-a-bout 7 HOURS!

  • @papayer
    @papayer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    it pains me that we never found out how it actually tasted

  • @chaeburger
    @chaeburger 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This was my first ever Ashens video I watched. Greetings from December 2024.

  • @devonspangler1859
    @devonspangler1859 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don't understand what he meant by "looks vaguely edible" when it looks like a foam sample you could get from a mattress store.

  • @pudloaf1391
    @pudloaf1391 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    i can literally make an actual cupcake in less time

  • @darylbushee7113
    @darylbushee7113 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The ending to the cupcake episode was priceless

  • @maxpower8105
    @maxpower8105 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This video is less than an "instant" long.

  • @AdamBGames
    @AdamBGames 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Why did it go in the food bin as its clearly anything but

  • @kenlaird229
    @kenlaird229 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The ironic thing is, this has to be on the expensive side of cupcakes, because you can probably get a pack of comparable cupcakes for less than a dollar per.

  • @Polybius101
    @Polybius101 11 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Seems like it would have tasted better to just eat the ingredients.

    • @lunavixen015
      @lunavixen015 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah, the levening agents have a not so nice aftertaste.

    • @sirmugman
      @sirmugman 11 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      the packaging is always so much more taster

  • @idontevenknow9758
    @idontevenknow9758 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how there was no commentary for after eating it. No words needed, just showing that it was dumped immediately in the trash.

  • @Kelton2
    @Kelton2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Hopefully they're not made from horse guts.
    Ah, creepy fanfics...

    • @CrimsonRibbon
      @CrimsonRibbon 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *brohoofs* FINALLY someone who gets that fanfic!!

    • @Kelton2
      @Kelton2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      brohoof!

    • @adrianfletcher1825
      @adrianfletcher1825 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      marioandpeefan09
      lol yeah hopefully they are made of pony guts ^^

    • @TheJustdanceGameplay
      @TheJustdanceGameplay 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      marioandpeefan09
      lol no ty :)

    • @kawesor
      @kawesor 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      stop trying to project your pony crap onto everything

  • @LoserwinS1
    @LoserwinS1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It's a "pound" cake,
    He lied.

  • @KitWriter
    @KitWriter 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    omfg, best ending ever! The gag and the ensuing silence spoke volumes in contrast to your usual vituperative outbursts. Hysterical.

  • @capatainnemo
    @capatainnemo 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    buy sponge cake mix from sainsburys 25p
    mix with 1 egg and 75ml water for 2 mins
    pour into cupcake cases
    bake for 12 mins
    et voilà 12 cupcakes that taste nice for about 50p

  • @shadowxxe
    @shadowxxe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you want an instant cupcake then buy a already baked cupcake

  • @Tailwhip222
    @Tailwhip222 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    lol not even a word.."ptooey!" right in the bin hahahaha xD..your videos cheer me up when im feeling down :)

  • @djjesus.hediedforyourspins3154
    @djjesus.hediedforyourspins3154 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    even my dog wouldn't eat that

  • @luckely123
    @luckely123 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    it's cheaper to pay Chinese workers and then ship it over, than to pay British workers. it odd and shocking really because it shows you just how little the Chinese workers get paid.

    • @digimoncn
      @digimoncn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      most of workers in China just got 300USD or less per month,of course these some place in the world even have lower salary,like cambodia,bangladesh,just 100USD/m

    • @luckely123
      @luckely123 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frisa Leon I know, we live in afucked up world.

  • @Rei-Rei
    @Rei-Rei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If only there was a kind of shop that sells cupcakes already made for less than a pound.

  • @mc-tn6iq
    @mc-tn6iq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So by the logic of instant meaning 7 minutes, if someone asks for you to get to them instantly, you make sure to get there in 7 minutes excactly.

    • @PatWizard
      @PatWizard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +MC317 Gaming I like your logic XD

    • @patx_alex
      @patx_alex 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      And 7 likes 0_o

    • @mc-tn6iq
      @mc-tn6iq 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Peak Minty Haha I didn't notice that.

  • @osobean8628
    @osobean8628 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    recycle for Norwich

    • @zh84
      @zh84 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Max Mercury It says "Food waste only". It is debatable whether that thing was food, since Ashens wasn't prepared to eat it.

    • @tygonmaster
      @tygonmaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You often cannot recycle hazardous waste.

  • @Anbun
    @Anbun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pretty sure I watched this when it came out.. 9 Years later the algorithm recommends it again! God, I'm old..

  • @missylissy200
    @missylissy200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't stop laughing at the end

  • @onelonelypickle
    @onelonelypickle 11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This man earned nearly 600 000 views by eating a fucking cupcake.

    • @rodrigohilgertf
      @rodrigohilgertf 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and he didn't show any kind of breasts

    • @onelonelypickle
      @onelonelypickle 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      rodrigo freitas That alone deserves massive kudos.

    • @antoniusweezel876
      @antoniusweezel876 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brave, using a racial slur as a profile picture. I wonder if anyone will flag it.

    • @onelonelypickle
      @onelonelypickle 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Antonius Weezel Umm... what?

  • @lydialoud
    @lydialoud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seems like it would take only a few minutes longer to make some way better cupcakes from scratch

  • @15shekels
    @15shekels 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    we watched for four minutes for him to spit it out. thx

  • @BubsDubs
    @BubsDubs 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the end is hilarious haha!

  • @Suichelle
    @Suichelle 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was the very first Ashen video I saw. And now I can't get enough! :')

  • @artrosemedia353
    @artrosemedia353 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So...what did it taste like?

    • @MrSpartanm33
      @MrSpartanm33 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shit

    • @Geno2733
      @Geno2733 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Must not have been a very good taste. He spit it out almost instantly.

    • @cantstoptheseeker
      @cantstoptheseeker 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Geno2733 So that's why they called it instant!

    • @matthewtoomey4793
      @matthewtoomey4793 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arse

    • @consolios
      @consolios 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Disappointment,

  • @JordanR1503
    @JordanR1503 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    basically just a really bad Mug brownie.

  • @Neenz2990
    @Neenz2990 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don’t know why I just love your videos lol

  • @사라-s3d
    @사라-s3d 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How could you put that in "food waste???" It's not even bloody food by the looks of it, XD I feel sorry for you Stuart!!!

  • @charlottechambers139
    @charlottechambers139 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    is it bad that this made me hungry

    • @HRHooChicken
      @HRHooChicken 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it looked kinda nice in a weird way. Do you ever crave cheap nasty looking crap?

    • @charlottechambers139
      @charlottechambers139 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HRHooChicken yeah i do

    • @HRHooChicken
      @HRHooChicken 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good. Try the long life angel cakes from Morrisons. Made with genuine faux cream.

  • @TheBattlesword
    @TheBattlesword ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If it were a truly instant cupcake, it wouldn't be a cup with cake mix inside: it would literally be a fresh cupcake you could get at any bakery for just a pound more.
    Or you could save money and just assemble a mug cake yourself with the baking ingredients bought seperately. It's a better deal, and it's probably healthier than this

  • @christophersewell807
    @christophersewell807 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You could just go to gregs

    • @yugioh1581
      @yugioh1581 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And then, you can also buy a sausage roll, a pizza, muffins, or pasties and pastries of all kinds.

    • @LivTheCyberdhole
      @LivTheCyberdhole 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Harichi Kashanami Jesus fuck I love Gregs.

    • @MrJason005
      @MrJason005 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      spartaninspace
      what is gregs?

    • @LivTheCyberdhole
      @LivTheCyberdhole 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      MrJason005 A Bakery Franchise in the UK, a purveyor of the greatest sausage rolls on the planet.
      Pro-Tip, if you ever visit, stay away from the Halal ones. Shit's vile.

    • @MrJason005
      @MrJason005 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      spartaninspace
      oh, i'm greek that's why
      allthough i did visit london, i do not remember gregs at all

  • @deaththereaper36
    @deaththereaper36 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    After reading the ingredients, the easier thing to say is diabetes in a cup

  • @WombatGod
    @WombatGod 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holy fuck I saw this was 4 years ago and I clicked it and was surprised at the quality of a video from 2006. then remembered it was 2012 that was 4 years ago....

  • @Glennwert
    @Glennwert 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm assuming Poundland is the UK equivalent to the American Dollar General.

    • @KrankuSama
      @KrankuSama 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the equivalent of a 99cent store. Everything in Poundland is £1

    • @jarded056
      @jarded056 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think dollar tree is more of a poundland.

    • @beaniehp9737
      @beaniehp9737 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I fucking hate dollar stores. the hub of morons.

    • @reido387
      @reido387 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, it is better, in pound land, EVERYTHING is a pound, in all of the dollar stores I have gone to near my house, only around 30% of the damn stock is a dollar

    • @frozenfeet4534
      @frozenfeet4534 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      dan coster a pound is worth more than a dollar so yes us stores usually need to sell their products for two or three

  • @maggyrose2003
    @maggyrose2003 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the closest thing we have to a pound land is the dollar tree or World import market.. i want a pound land

    • @ImTheKingOfHyrule
      @ImTheKingOfHyrule 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The thing about Dollar Tree is that they mostly just get off-brand stuff that you can find at just about any store that sells cheap tat. Poundland sounds like they actually have a lot of "original products" which makes them sound a lot quirkier and potentially more interesting. If you go to a Dollar Tree around a holiday though, you are going to find a lot of the same tat that they have at Poundland. It's all carelessly hammered out in some sweatshop in China anyway, after all!

    • @maggyrose2003
      @maggyrose2003 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah. we used to have another Dollar tree like store but it went out of business. it was alot better then the dollars tree. but the world inport market is pretty good. it has something that you would find at poundland (or something close)

    • @tails345
      @tails345 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Girl Who Waited Odd. My Dollar Tree has all sorts of 'Dollar Tree' original products. Many of which are alright. . And some are genuinely horrifying. o.o

    • @maggyrose2003
      @maggyrose2003 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...

    • @tails345
      @tails345 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Girl Who Waited Meant to hit reply to Timstuff's comment. Sorry xD My Dollar Tree actually HAS some Poundland stuff. Not even joking.

  • @geophery
    @geophery 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You haven't changed at all in 5 years. Keep it up.

  • @autumnleaf3667
    @autumnleaf3667 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the first things I saw you spit out!

  • @minecraftvzla7650
    @minecraftvzla7650 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Cake Is A Lie