They Thought They Were The Only Deathworlders Until They Met Humans | HFY Stories

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  • @elanortriestoart6447
    @elanortriestoart6447 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    I am convinced that, with how many times someone with the last name Rodriguez pops up in this channel, I am convinced that either 1) The Rodriguez superfamily has a monopoly on spaceflight, 2) This all takes place in the same narrative universe, or 3) it's the last name of the person writing these

    • @xenomas
      @xenomas หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yes, yes , yes

    • @Davidofthelost
      @Davidofthelost 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Rodriguez and Smith. Two names that take up 90% of the names in the future.

    • @monkeymanwasd1239
      @monkeymanwasd1239 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Statistically if I remember right Mexicans actually have the most kids in the US

    • @Towelgravy
      @Towelgravy 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      To me, it's like going to Ancient Egypt and meeting a "Jeff". It doesn't seem very creative. All these fancy names for aliens and yet after thousands of years, people are still calling themselves "Smith", even though blacksmithing is incredibly antiquated. At the very least, the names or pronounciation should have evolved over time like Smiff or something.

  • @michaellinnet6095
    @michaellinnet6095 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    You know? While these may be AI narrated, there is no way this is written by AI. Something this outrageous and funny could only come from a human mind. One that is psychotic and twisted by definitely drinking too damned much truck stop strength 2 a.m. coffee and eating greasy truck stop chilli laced with liberal amounts of Frank's Red Hot hot sauce.😳

    • @gmchris3752
      @gmchris3752 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      At the very least, the author is using a generator for names. These stories keep reusing the same pools of character names for both humans and aliens. Also, the is the second story where a quantum physicist named Patel enthusiastically wrote equations on the ceiling. The main reason I think it's a human author (or a human author using AI to accelerate output) is that they loop back to their same favorite gags more than I would expect an AI to do.

    • @korthnanfortuna9675
      @korthnanfortuna9675 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds like both r/HFY and r/humansarespaceorcs.
      Go visit them, you can read them before the AI channels get to them to post them.
      And, go give the writers some love. They need it.

    • @kaptainkraken
      @kaptainkraken หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      the way you know it's the pan galactic gargleblaster.

    • @michaellinnet6095
      @michaellinnet6095 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@gmchris3752 You don't necessarily have to use an AI generator for names. If you're churning out a lot of these stories and they're all slightly interconnected, you make a cheat sheet so that you can try to keep them straight.

    • @obe22099
      @obe22099 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It appears that individuals are not fully comprehending the rapid advancements in artificial intelligence. With the aid of a concise story framework, AI can effectively combine words in various styles, such as professional, friendly, or even hillbilly, to create a coherent narrative. Notably, it can generate the same story while presenting it from the perspective of a scientist or a vagrant. This comment was generated by artificial intelligence.

  • @mauromurgia1753
    @mauromurgia1753 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Ok, you won me at pan galactic gargle blaster. Aliens will learn what it means having their brains smashed by a slice of cheese enveloped on a thick gold bar

  • @SandraNelson063
    @SandraNelson063 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    I've been kinda proud of our Category 13 Deathworld status. 😊
    And duct tape is a handyman's secret weapon!

    • @michellegoewey2939
      @michellegoewey2939 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I agree... On both counts! 😂

    • @Lhawk2107
      @Lhawk2107 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      " truck stop strength 2 a.m. coffee and eating greasy truck stop chilli laced with liberal amounts of Frank's Red Hot hot sauce.😳" is there any other way ?

    • @druncle1977
      @druncle1977 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Here's a funny story about the superiority of duct tape.. Mum bought a holder/fastener thing for her parasol on her balcony, the parasol kept tipping over in the wind, no matter how tight we screwed it in, I even manged to screw it so tight the parasol rod started bending under the pressure.. so, I used a crushed beer can as spacer, and duct tape to secure it in place, the damn thing haven't moved a fraction of a inch for 5 years by now, still going strong. (Did wrap some string around it to make it look nice though, but I assure you, the string is only decorative)

  • @atomadams8387
    @atomadams8387 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    I cant get over how funny it would be if when we finally make first contact, earth is declared one of the safest planets in the universe. It would be so embarrassing explaining to an alien who's planet rains lava 24/7 that we thought we were a death planet!

    • @druncle1977
      @druncle1977 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm fairly sure we're gonna be pretty average.

    • @mariox204
      @mariox204 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@druncle1977its the basis of the aliens in HFY we assume the other planets with live are similar
      They need a similar % of water we asume
      They need unstable tecntonic plates to have a electromagnetic fields to protect it from the sun storms we assume
      They need to be in surface to have more technology for fire we assume
      They cant be too safe since it needs evolutionary pressure we assume
      The aliens would have a similar personality since we assume that the winner between species in their planet would be cooperstive and compeittive

  • @lordtimothymichel8677
    @lordtimothymichel8677 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Some of this stuff is like the time during the Gulf war we turned a defense trench into a very comfortable latrine. Even had a portable table to hold your coffee cup while you were..busy.

  • @thomasb1889
    @thomasb1889 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "Best Drink in Existence." Its effects are similar to "having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."

  • @jeff8366
    @jeff8366 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Best one I've come across in quite some time. I'm not usually one for daft nonsense, but this hit my monty python sweet spot.

  • @ericmightywombatprince
    @ericmightywombatprince หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Australia we Americans go to Florida for vacation. It looks safe but we enjoy a good breeze nothing like a Tropical Storm the only thing I hate is the lack of wind for a week or so after it hits

    • @freyasys4546
      @freyasys4546 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lol, i lived up in tennesse for a time and we get the occasional terrible tornado, you see tourists visiting family or just there, running and knocking on houses for shelter, then you got us, tennessian just casually sippi9ng on a beer on the porch watching the carnage, until you know, we are practically kissing the vortex hello

  • @richardpowell-uf2zh
    @richardpowell-uf2zh หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Great ride Jamie & Prim before long you both are going to be more comfortable

  • @r.k.ssilverton1681
    @r.k.ssilverton1681 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "This is great."😂

  • @TemplarAcre
    @TemplarAcre หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Really funny. Well done again.

  • @osiris7127
    @osiris7127 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    coffee
    ductape
    doggos
    The memefication of HFY is making it stagnate.

  • @ryanmuhm7584
    @ryanmuhm7584 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Super cool. I dig the vibe.

  • @r.k.ssilverton1681
    @r.k.ssilverton1681 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    ...want to grab some coffee sometime?❤

  • @AndrewUttley
    @AndrewUttley วันที่ผ่านมา

    Nice to see the Coopers Hill cheese rolling included.

  • @geofthompson3844
    @geofthompson3844 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These are definitely the best stories. Daft is my sweet spot 😂

  • @shaunwiltshire2043
    @shaunwiltshire2043 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Simply brilliant 😅😅😅

  • @justsurfin2009
    @justsurfin2009 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just too funny!! Well done!

  • @user-kd5xw8rb1n
    @user-kd5xw8rb1n หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I finally am satisfied. Human creativity blows AI Away. This writer is great. Unique stories with twisted hitchhikers guide to the galaxy humor.

  • @xenomas
    @xenomas หลายเดือนก่อน

    19:58 okay thats freaky! The scientist with the head on back wards.

  • @janhegarty5268
    @janhegarty5268 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Excellent

  • @mranere
    @mranere หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    If you can't fix it - duct it.

  • @beverlycrusher9713
    @beverlycrusher9713 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    yeah, but what do you do if you don't like coffee, which i don't, to get my caffeine buzz, i make a slurry out of sugar and instant tea, equal parts of both and then between 2-4 cups of water, it is a major buzz, provided you can keep it down, NO, REALLY, TRY IT I ***REALLY*** do this. 👍👍👍

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Coffee is how Americans get their caffeine, along with a good chunk of the rest of the world.
      Britain, along with many of its former colonies, do it with tea.
      It’s not a competition exactly- whatever works for you, go for it! You’re a human, you need your caffeine.

  • @watchthe1369
    @watchthe1369 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    They believe it is "Normal" therefore it is!

  • @briancohen-doherty4392
    @briancohen-doherty4392 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is fucking amazing 😂🎉 well done

  • @xenomas
    @xenomas หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Human: 8.2? Huh... Ok, hold my beer.
    GC: PANICS!

  • @chispychisp1690
    @chispychisp1690 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Another sport is where people purposely throw themselves down a hill and first one down wins

  • @druncle1977
    @druncle1977 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    If you just have the slightest bit of knowledge about neutron star gravity and the atmospheric pressure of gas giants, this story is so far above exaggeration that it becomes just.. well, stupid. Love the story though, but it's a bit over the top.

  • @boqndimitrov8693
    @boqndimitrov8693 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    😂👍🍵

  • @jamiesweeney9525
    @jamiesweeney9525 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bloody hot n yes everything in Australia can kill u so in the theme who wants to visit lol AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI

  • @goatkiller666
    @goatkiller666 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You need duct tape, a paper clip, and used chewing gun.

  • @AndyCaley
    @AndyCaley 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Their/them Sick of the woke crap