Part 5 - Catholic Celebrities Invite You to Breakfast
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ธ.ค. 2023
- Obligatory disclaimers: I still think Hallow does a lot of good and know the people there and they're all wonderful, pray for Michael Vorris and those let go from CM around the holidays, and the Amber Rose part was meant to make fun of Catholic Twitter, not her. Okay that covers all my bases, right? RIGHT?!
#religioushippie #amberrose #catholic #hallow #liamneeson #michaelvorris #churchmilitant #freedomtoons #seamuscoughlin #davidgordon
why did you make fun of my disability that i have to live with everyday it may be funny to people like you but its not all fun and games my ex got an annulment the day of our wedding because i screamed my vows like the hallow angel and that may be a joke to you but to me thats my real life that i have to walk through each day with so maybe next time think before you make fun of someone who isnt blessed as you are to be fully abled but then again who knows maybe your right maybe i deserve it maybe my 'wife' was right to leave me maybe my parents were right to disown me for giving my grammas euology in the ben shapiro voice this has given me a lot to think about
Many people claimed this video did damage to Voris, but I would argue it is much more damaging to my friend, Seamus. I'm sorry for those who had to find out this way about his disability. . . .
Bro what brand of Crack do you take, I need it
We still love you ShimCast.
Most people don’t know this, but Seamus forgot his real voice in 3rd grade. The voice you think you know is actually his impression of his best friend who died in a potato farming accident.
@@zacharyahearn4069 the hazards are real, and starchly evident
"Shut up Brian! Nobody asked you Brian!"
My wife: "That's going to be my new phrase."
LOL!!! This is hilarious
Aboot what?
that was so incredibly funny!
Thanks for taking a joke, Brian. Lofton just seems to ban and trash people that poke him 😂
@@stevenb7837 he does neither of those things. Though, he is made of cardboard.
“… *extra wiener.* “ Thank you, Laura. People are now staring at me at Starbucks wondering why I suddenly burst out in laughter.
The real question is why are you at Starbucks?
@@urpoche Wi-Fi 😅
Catholic Twitter is my new favorite character.
me too.
Just when I think Laura's gone the too-farthest she possibly can, she opens with that Michael Voris joke... (I unironically fell out of my chair)
During the Liam Neeson bit, I was wondering how far you'd take it since most of these videos are sponsored by Hallow... Nevermind, "were" sponsored by Hallow. Also, that last part with Amber Rose and the Catholic Twitter response was epic... Love this content, keep it coming!
Haters will say this is too much but real Gs know this is just right. 👌🏻
some might say, it's too far...
@@Qrischunothers might say it's too far with Laura Horn 😂
It’s called too far with Laura Horn for a reason 👏🏻
The homies understand
Hi Laura I’m Isabella and I’m fourteen and a catechumen in the Catholic Church, I’ll be received into the Catholic Church this Easter Vigil, after a 2 year conversion process (my parents aren’t catholic) but anyways please pray for me!
Congratulations, IsabellaKathryn! That's absolutely wonderful to hear. :) You must be very mature to convert at your age, and be very open to God's guidance. Those are wonderful virtues! I didn't have any Catholic family members with me when I converted, either (though I was much older than you).
It can be lonely, but with Mary as your spiritual mother and St. Joseph as your spiritual father, you'll make fantastic Catholic friends along the way that keep your heart hopeful. I also recommend reading the Bible and praying the Rosary every day. They each get "deeper" over time; it's wonderful! Also, my favorite Catholic book is "The Fulfillment of All Desire" by Ralph Martin. It describes the three stages of the spiritual life we should go through here on earth (purgative, illuminative, and unitive), and talks about how the saints found their heart's desire with Jesus even before they got to Heaven!
Maybe your family will also convert one day. Here's a very helpful article on that, which I found at the Catholic Answers website by Steve Ray: "6 Rules for Dealing with Non-Catholic Family and Friends."
I warmly invite you to try a TLM (traditional Latin Mass) one of these days if you can... They can be few and far between, but they're SO WORTH the trip. I really think that's where the Church is headed - back to tradition and the fullness of the faith, with reverence, beauty, more devotion to Jesus in the Eucharist and Mary our Blessed Mother, penance and festive feast days, and the faith totally integrated into your life.
I will pray for you and put you on my list for perpetual intercession. May God bless you and your loved ones, and may he send the Holy Spirit to sanctify us and guide us into all truth, virtue, and charity. Peace and to you joy this Advent and Christmas... you are almost home in the Holy Catholic Church! :)
Hello there! I'm a catechist for 2nd year sacrament prep, my class is mostly 7-8 yr olds, just wanted to say.. welcome to the church!
Me too! let's pray for each other 🤗🤗
No Catholic celebrity is safe from getting roasted by Laura 😂
Except for Christian Wagner
Absolutely brutal....but hilarious
...and true..
Can't wait for the Brian Holdsworth rebuttal video
Haha, right?!
And then a Michael Lofton video rebuking the Brian Holdsworth rebuttal video.
Yes. Perfect progression there.😂😂😂
@@christopherus You forgot cardboard. Can't talk about Michael Lofton without cardboard.
@@christopherus 😂😂😂
Your videos always portray the Catholic Internet world perfectly.
She violated everyone,
no one was safe not even a hallow ad at the end
The pencil twerl 😂
LOL THE ACCURACY
Great seeing you here! How does your fiancé react to all of the Catholic Twitter simps?
I find Amber Rose's lack of coffee disturbing.
(But otherwise perfect impression 😂)
Ice coffee😊
Speaking of impressions, why did I read this in Darth Vader's voice...?
You know, it's nice when a channel delivers what it advertises. You went farther than I expected...a foot longer, in fact.
Liam/Hallow - spot on.
I almost died during this video (choked on my protein shake). Had to watch it 3 more times to get all the greatness from this one! Oh, Liam and Hallow.
Definitely had to watch more than once to soak it all in
Oh man this one hit different! Laura taking things up a notch lol
This is truly high end Catholic Comedy at its best!! 😂🤣😂👍🙏✝️praying for you, Laura Horn!!! 😅
Man has it even been a week and you've already got a Voris joke?
Legend.
The staff at the TOB Institute is patiently waiting for their feature at Too Far with Laura Horn...
Omg! I'm literally dead on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂 I think this is my absolute favorite yet!!!! The whole spinning pencil, the veiner talk, Brian H's "hair" and accent 😂😂😂. The coffee lid on the bishop, David Gordon calling out hypocrisy. I just can't with this one, Laura!!!!!😅😅😅😅
I’m dying from the David Gordon joke LMAO
THE AMBER ROSE FACE HAD ME DYING. 😭 😭 😭 😂
And the keyboard warriors, I can’t. 😂😂😂
The vortexing pencil 😂
As always, right on the money! I keep dabbling in Catholic personalities just enough so that I can appreciate these videos. Always a fan, 10/10 hard recommend
Love the Advent wreath in the back 🥰
The Liam Neeson/Hallow bit really got me because just yesterday the commercial came on and I was like, "Really, ok...?"
The ads you can't comment on. 😅
So I’m up to my eyeballs in diapers and don’t follow half of the jokes in these bits, but that doesn’t meant I don’t insta-click and laugh at all the parts I do get 😂
Need a Mardi Gras version but with rosaries for Gabi After Hours. Or Oprah you get a rosary, you get a miraculous medal. 😅
The pencil is just too spot on 😂
The Amber Rose/Catholic Twitter one killed me!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A Trent horn episode and a Laura Horn episode on the same day?
Already watched both ❤
Don't drink coffee while watching. Clean up was rough, learn from me.
I think the pearl clutching in the comments makes the video even funnier 👌😅
Some people are upset about the Michael Voris jokes. They are kind of shocking. But everyone being super serious about it might be adding to his burden more than laughing at him. He just got lumped in with everyone else and everyone got made fun of together. Seems like kind of a lighthearted way to say, “hey, we’re all wretches, brother. We’re in the boat with you.” Rather than saying, “your sins are too ugly to joke about.”
Also, it's funny. So there's that.
Voris isn't unaware that when he goes public with his sins he opens himself to whatever responses may come. I don't think that means it's a good idea to air everything to all and sundry - the sacrament of confession is done in private for a very good reason - but this kind of ribbing isn't anything that would be likely to interfere with his efforts to repent, and more probably would help. He would understand that humour has its place in this regard.
We need one with a bearded Catholic asking "What is a breakfast?"
OH MAN!!!!!! Too Soon ?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Technically, wouldn't Laura Horn be a Catholic celebrity now? And has there been a Trent impersonation yet?
There was one in the very first video, iirc
Laura is losing her sponsor only to make a joke out of it
Holy crap Laura, that was savage af 😂😂😂😂
We'll have to get the burn cream out and some gauze. There's some pretty sick burns in this one :)
😂 lol You are a comedy Queen, on our little Catholic island!!! Wish everyone could enjoy this as much as us! 😅bless you! Keep going!
Oh I'm so glad the Amber Rose bit at the end was in this one!! 😂😂😂
I was wondering how you were going to handle the Neeson-Hallow thing. I think you covered all the bases! ❤️💙
**Cuts to Bro. Peter Dimond**
Bro. Peter: why won’t anyone come to my breakfast anymore? Does it have anything to do with me winning that cook off?
Who's Peter Diamond?
This is the video we needed!
I did it. I watched them all. Now I will forget about your channel for another year or so and repeat this process anew. Toodles!
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?! Brian holdsworth and Seamus were SPOT ON! And so was… Liam Nelson and hallow… unfortunately…. But the way you stood up against hallow was AWESOME! God bless you Mrs. Laura!
The fact that shes like bubbles and hes like droopy makes their relationship so much better
I LOVE YOU LAURA!! YOU ARE SO FUNNY!!!!! sums up Catholic twitter so funnily and perfectly! HAHAHHAHAH
You did it again, Laura!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂
I can’t believe how excited I get when I see you’ve posted a new vid.
I KNOW it’s going to be a tad irreverent and hilarious.
Beautifully irreverent!!! I love it!!! ❤
As for Amber Rose, to quote a certain legendary Catholic, "No e-girls! Not even once! NEVER!!".
It's different for him since he would get the same breakfast order as Voris
That'll be one special lady to bring him around (if you're talking about who I think you're talking about)
These are hilarious. The fact that I know everyone is interesting.
It probably means we all need to get offline when we hit that milestone.
My moms CCD kids are making those paper plate wreaths this weekend!
😂 You win the internet Laura
As Seamus Coughlin's secret alt account, you have the much better ad reads for Hallow.
Also, can someone let Seamus know that this is his secret alt account? That might help thx
Too far with Laura Horn? She went savage in this one! Haha
The Michael Voris one...holy crud.
That Michael Voris one had me dying. Laura straight flamed up everyone 😂😂😂
LOL! Oh, I so look forward to these.
LOL Love it!!!!
No Hallowed ad on this one lol
Unfortunately, Liam was on my screen right before this video played😢
Let's not forget he also forget Neeson favorably played Kinsey who was a pedo sex "educator"
What happened with Hallow? Were you like “it’s me or Liam?” And then they forgot who their subscribers were?
This is the best thing I've ever seen
Honestly anything we get controversial news we can come to Laura’s channel and get a pretty unbiased take on it! 😂 she clowns on everyone! I love it!
This channel finally lived up to its name 😮
This was fantastic 🤣🤣🤣
The amber rose bit got me
Mandatory Catholic celebrities still missing here: Mark Walbherg, Mel Gibson, Jim Cavizel, David Henrie, "Steve Colbert", Kevin James, Tammy Peterson
I give this one a 5 star! Telling it like it is😂😂😂
LOL Thanks for the reality check:+) God bless~
An impression of an impressionist doing an impression? That’s pretty meta.
The best one yet. 😂
I feel like this was the type of video that you laugh at but don’t watch with others because you want to bring fewer sins into the confessional, not more. Or something like that. 🤔😳😂😂😂
This was my exact comment! Yet I said I was sharing this to every Catholic I knew😵💫 oopps....😬
Oh Noooooo! Am I going to h-e-double hockey sticks for laughing?
Wow! I love it!
The amber rose and twitter interaction is too good
Even wonderful people are capable of causing great scandal. That said I do love your videos
The Goat is back! 🐐 🏆
Dude… thank you 🙏 😂
I'm trying to give up sexual innuendo's, but it's too hard.
I'm totally stealing this
Lots of stiff competition
Groan! Don't let my husband see this.
😂 Spot on! Especially the part about Michael Voris and David Gordon. 😂
I really didn't know what Voris had done and figured since he and CM hadn't said it was probably best to stop searching. I understand now that Dave Gordon revealed it, but I never would have thought to look there without this video. I don't think that was right.
I heard m.voris was interviewed by the BBC he took it well
This is one of the best ones yet.
Mrs. Horn, please tell me you’re working on a Whatever Podcast video now.
😂Hilarious, right on target.
Is it weird that I now want to become an online Catholic presence just so Laura will roast me ????????
It’s chaotically funny, I love it!
I see you parted ways with hallow haha
😂 this is perfect
The joke about voris seems wrong, i dont mind a good joke about arguments or positions as people should be able to laugh at themselves, but getting a punchline from someones fall not so much. I have been enjoying most of these vidoes though, keep it up.
Do Joe McClane next? :D
this video goes extremely hard
Awesome.
Spot on! ;)
So I didn't know what Voris's deal was and I didn't care (it's not my business and he didn't say) but now I'm struggling with that curiosity vice!
I was shocked that Amber Rose - Kanye West ex got somehow involved in Church Militant
Huh?