@@sssargon8569 I stated that Alex can't even count to ten on his fingers because he needs to use one finger to count each other finger. The implication was that he is even dumber then those who only can count to ten using their fingers
You should try doing this again but not on their birthdays. They have much more interesting dialogue that way. For example, Willy say's he'll throw the treasure chest into the chum bucket because apparently the fish enjoy money more than he does.
DF: if you don't like sashimi, stop watching right now Me: I don't eat fish... DF: I don't care how you put it, rice pudding is a terrible gift Me: I love rice pudding! DF: Do you know anyone who has a birthday in fall, neither do, I, cause fall is full of boring people. Me: My birthday is in fall...
I gave linus algae so he could make algae soup when i first started and he got mad at me and was like, " you think because im homeless i eat garbage"? Lolol
I like playing as fisherman and wanted to share my fish with him and got that reaction from him. I hate him ever since. Out there in his tent playing the victim 🙄
I just found a mod called Canon-Friendly Dialogue Expansion for all Friendable Characters. I haven't gone through all your videos yet, but it looks pretty new and has a tremendous amount of dialogue that might be fun to explore. Even creating the missing pieces for some of the canon like Sebastian's father
@@jonandsusanstroud9146 I think Haley doesnt like prismatic shards, because they are beautiful and perfect. Something Haley wishes to be. She doesnt like something like that around her.
Could you perhaps try to find something out about Jas' story? The description of the Jack in the Box and the dollhouse sound kind of ominous and they might be hinting at a dark past or something
adiosian msp oh my god, imagine a mod where you could do that for any or every character by giving the shrine one of their favorite items. Like, beer to get rid of Pam, pizza to get rid of Shane, goat cheese to get rid of Leah, etc. Imagine if you got rid of everyone, how eerily empty the town would be
Try using left over artifact spots from the winter to hoe the ground an plant trees. That way you could finally stop the Pam for good! If that was confusing, I'm talking about how, in the winter, artifact spots can spawn anywhere on the ground, so you can hoe up any spot to plant a tree
I've gotten it to work just planting trees in the spots, but I can't seem to cheat in more artifact spots. It might require a lot of the waiting game, or a special mod could be made for it
There are item that can get only from cheats, it's artifact spot: not sure are it placeble, but if it is, and hoeble, so you can actually plant in all the map tiles a marple tree.
@@dimoniysh5075 I know what you're saying, and I've tried to place them. They're not placeable, but if someone made a mod that made them placeable, it would be the perfect stop to the Pam
wait if pam and a yeti were to have a baby and it were Linus, wouldn't he be the most feared animal in the world? He would have the genetic combined strength of both the Pam and the Yeti. But mostly the Pam. Do not anger the Linus.
Yeah I'm pretty sure that they took inspiration from a bearded monster to make a bearded monster. I am 100% sure that lynels are Linus' spirit brothers.
1 stardrop is putting your favorite thing as ConcernedApe, and the one the fortune teller says "leave many heartbroken" is when you have all the available love-interst at 8 hearts!! I saw it at the 4 year of playing, at the fair.
And she became alcoholic because the divorce with Mumps and, unlike other marriages, he didn't made her forget about it and she had to keep the kid too. She tried to kill herself in a car crash but since she is really dumb, she failed and only lost her way of making money, due to the mayor's incompetence she kept her driver's license.
Jonathan Flores Agreed. But a bonus theory is that Stardew Valley is kind of like Westworld, where the people's memories are kind of "reset" every couple of seasons. Although they shouldn't remember what happened in their past lives, occasionally they have nightmares remembering and sometimes fully remember. The first models in this world were designed to physically age. Therefore, Haley grew older, remembered everything, became Pam.
*DF standing at the Witch's Shrine to eliminate his kids* "There's only one thing I want for my birthday..." *Disney+ ad plays the Circle of Life* Well, that was a much needed laugh for me
"This is a small annoying child. He loves things like pink cake and cranberry candy, Almost as much as I love throwing them into the river right in front of him :) instead, I found him this wild horseradish I found lying in the dirt :D" and then "Life is tough when you're a moron." lmao
Ur so funny man,bro is funnier than a dave chappel's show,the way ur saying things so nicely but rough at the same time make it funnier as hell😂😂 you actually change peoples day by doing theses videos and i really respect that.whatever ur trynna reach in life you'll reach it.never give up! Hope you see this. Keep doing ur great work!
I was once carrying a rock around just because, and I was following around Pam on her birthday and I wanted to see what her birthday dialogue was but I forgot I was holding the rock and I gave Pam a rock on her birthday so now I’m happy
Pam's so drunk all the time, she won't even be able to differentiate a rock and her trailer, the only things she can always find are beer and the saloon. So just gift her anything, depending on the texture she'll either eat/drink it, make children with it or destroy it. And then thank you (if you're lucky enough to survive her rampage)
I hated my last birthday not only did they screw up with the cake at the place they also brought me a meal which had nuts in which I'm allergic to and my best friend couldn't come
I really want someone to make a mod where the NPC's react differently. "Yoba on a rubber crutch, really? I don't want this!" "Dammit, why in the name of sweet baby Yoba would you do that!?"
Mayor Lewis’s least favorite gift is when Jas and Shane bother him and Marnie late at night
😳
Question, what are they doing in the night 😏
@GoWombat They're building a fort in the bedroom, stupid!
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jas definitely has, since her dollhouse has "grandpa" wedged under the bed.
Alex can count to 13? I'm impressed, I thought he was limited to 9 since he needs one finger to count the others
what?
@@sssargon8569 I stated that Alex can't even count to ten on his fingers because he needs to use one finger to count each other finger. The implication was that he is even dumber then those who only can count to ten using their fingers
nah, man. he can only count to twelve, he can count to three, and use his 9 fingers
@@crabulonbestgirl9130 *visible confusion*
@@maclennanld nah man then he only can count to 8. One of his sprites showes that he has only 4 fingers on one of his hands :D
Idea: Become Joja Man. You buy the Joja membership and just go around giving people Joja Cola and Broken Joja CDs.
And thoroughly abuse them from the point of a door-to-door salesman.
Detroit: Become Joja man.
Sam would love that
Sam likes Joja colas?
lol
Pams least favourite gift would be a glass of water
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
NAH it would be anything other than beer
Nah coffee
Her worst gift is aspirin
@@michaelappleby3622 so true
"TAKE. MY. PICKLES."
Just like my grandma
Cjflame Sings that depends...are you a small helpless child?
That's what she said
You should try doing this again but not on their birthdays. They have much more interesting dialogue that way. For example, Willy say's he'll throw the treasure chest into the chum bucket because apparently the fish enjoy money more than he does.
@@nuka-cetylene323 hello fellow Papyrus fan :0
@@nuka-cetylene323 SHINEHY!
DF: if you don't like sashimi, stop watching right now
Me: I don't eat fish...
DF: I don't care how you put it, rice pudding is a terrible gift
Me: I love rice pudding!
DF: Do you know anyone who has a birthday in fall, neither do, I, cause fall is full of boring people.
Me: My birthday is in fall...
I think he hates you :v
OOF
Lol my b-day in fall tooooooo
Why does my birthday have to be in autumn...
(Note: I said "autumn" only because I'm British...)
(...but Aussies say "autumn" as well)
@Terry 20 Okay.
I gave linus algae so he could make algae soup when i first started and he got mad at me and was like, " you think because im homeless i eat garbage"? Lolol
Jacqueline Coleman I was new to the game, so I accidently gave him a sap and he told me the same thing.
yeah, I found joja cola and gave it to him and got the same. I felt kinda bad lol
@@orangetangyvideos yeah, I did the same with the joja cola and thought "Oh my god you're homeless just drink it"
I gave him bug meat after the dumpster diving event... He was very unappreciative
I like playing as fisherman and wanted to share my fish with him and got that reaction from him. I hate him ever since. Out there in his tent playing the victim 🙄
I just found a mod called Canon-Friendly Dialogue Expansion for all Friendable Characters. I haven't gone through all your videos yet, but it looks pretty new and has a tremendous amount of dialogue that might be fun to explore. Even creating the missing pieces for some of the canon like Sebastian's father
Why on earth does willy not like treasure chests??? Maybe he is jealous you found it?
Maybe.
The same reason Haley doesn’t like prismatic shards...... Cuz dey stoopid
@@jonandsusanstroud9146
I think Haley doesnt like prismatic shards, because they are beautiful and perfect. Something Haley wishes to be. She doesnt like something like that around her.
@@realglutenfree Yeah, I feel like she's insecure and she expresses those insecurities onto others, and prismatic shards reminds her of that.
He doesn't like the chest, because he only wants what's inside...
Could you perhaps try to find something out about Jas' story? The description of the Jack in the Box and the dollhouse sound kind of ominous and they might be hinting at a dark past or something
have you watched his videos?
I always thought the doll house was also a hint to lewis because he has to hide under the bed to avoid being seen in her house
The prevailing theory is that her parents were friends of Shane and died leaving Jas to be raised by her godfather.
@@FreddyGamer18 wat? source pls.
@@FreddyGamer18 that's where I found my theory hah
I mean jas gave me clay on the Christmas event, so I did the only reasonable thing, I gave it back to her.
someone should make a mod where u can offer a beer to the statue of selfishness or whatever and it will make pam turn into a dove and fly away
adiosian msp oh my god, imagine a mod where you could do that for any or every character by giving the shrine one of their favorite items. Like, beer to get rid of Pam, pizza to get rid of Shane, goat cheese to get rid of Leah, etc. Imagine if you got rid of everyone, how eerily empty the town would be
sunnivaixchel2 YES let’s kill lewis
Dats a good i deai
I love this idea so much
adiosian msp that would break the game... so it should be added
If mumps were an NPC and you gave him a hated gift he’d just applaud you for being so spiteful
7:26 followed by “what about you, Willy? When do you come out?” I had to laugh
My first “ Secret Santa” was jazz, and she gave me clay…
Sebastian gave me a purple mushroom... We were dating e.e
Mine’s was Evelyn, she gave me cookies.
My was Abby, she gave me a dimond 😄
What a legend. A true queen. An icon.
Linus gave me a fucking parsnip yall.
I think it's my first time hearing DF say 'love you' in his stardew videos,, adorable
Try using left over artifact spots from the winter to hoe the ground an plant trees. That way you could finally stop the Pam for good!
If that was confusing, I'm talking about how, in the winter, artifact spots can spawn anywhere on the ground, so you can hoe up any spot to plant a tree
Jack Ryan that’s genius if it actually works
I hope it works and it unlocks a special easter egg and Mumps get a crown or there are fireworks or something
I've gotten it to work just planting trees in the spots, but I can't seem to cheat in more artifact spots. It might require a lot of the waiting game, or a special mod could be made for it
There are item that can get only from cheats, it's artifact spot: not sure are it placeble, but if it is, and hoeble, so you can actually plant in all the map tiles a marple tree.
@@dimoniysh5075 I know what you're saying, and I've tried to place them. They're not placeable, but if someone made a mod that made them placeable, it would be the perfect stop to the Pam
"Willy loves sea cucumber because he's a lonely man..."
Oh my god 🤣🤣🤣
Why dosen't the player get a birthday?
nah
If a remember correctly, you do! it's just not very important... at all
Adam Shafer but you don’t, they don’t even ask you for your birthday
I've always assumed Spring 1st is the players birthday for some reason
I have a mod that gives the player a birthday, it's just called Happy Birthday
Love the fact he skipped Elliott who is basically the only one with unique dialogue
"The town actually had 60% more children up until this day last year."
So what, like, one more child? Which you probably turned into a dove?
“Take my pickles!”
-DF
"Go Ahead And Sculpt Some Friends With That"
I ded
The similar dialogue is killing me. Krobus should let out weird noises or something.
hi sis
wait if pam and a yeti were to have a baby and it were Linus, wouldn't he be the most feared animal in the world? He would have the genetic combined strength of both the Pam and the Yeti. But mostly the Pam. Do not anger the Linus.
is that why they're called Lynels in breath of the Wild ?
*_Trash Can_*
Yeah I'm pretty sure that they took inspiration from a bearded monster to make a bearded monster. I am 100% sure that lynels are Linus' spirit brothers.
Ahhh, it’s always good when you see a crying George in the thumbnail!
hooj joko lol, still, his face in the thumbnail made up for it
Wheels*
what if you give them presents they dont like on the winter star thing? lmao
They have only one kind of line on winter star thing. No matter what you give them.
Emily Villanueva sad :(
Imagine if someone made a mod for drugs or something, and the villagers said:
"Thanks! A 'Cannabis'!"
ah, a weed. thanks
“I’ve actually got money riding on which one was gonna die first.”
Well, good luck with that because these old people are literally immortal.
For Christmas, Robin gave me a box of rocks. You'd better believe she's getting that every birthday.
DF "Most of the people in town don't like quartz"
Me "except for abigail... she eats it"
I’m too lazy to wright a real resume but I have 2 years of experience in stardew valley and will gladly take your “debris clearing” job.
Pirate without a boat - he heard you and upgraded for 1.5 😂
1 stardrop is putting your favorite thing as ConcernedApe, and the one the fortune teller says "leave many heartbroken" is when you have all the available love-interst at 8 hearts!! I saw it at the 4 year of playing, at the fair.
Resume: I can get rid of Pam.
*DF wants to know your location*
"That guy from Hello Neighbor."
Cannot unsee!
for the first time in forever pam isnt in the thumb nail XD
*_Trash Can..._*
@Isaiah Hudson 😂😂
@Isaiah Hudson *_Trash..._*
Shane dont want your Pickles!!!
I want Shane's pickles, if you know what I mean. Eyyy
shane didnt want DF's pickles because they were green
@@aidenb200 Did he wanted black pickle?
@@ilbabo2218 hmm
*his pp right?*
Sashimi is amazing, thank you for agreeing, you’re the best
Theory: Pam is Haley in the future
And she became alcoholic because the divorce with Mumps and, unlike other marriages, he didn't made her forget about it and she had to keep the kid too. She tried to kill herself in a car crash but since she is really dumb, she failed and only lost her way of making money, due to the mayor's incompetence she kept her driver's license.
Jonathan Flores Agreed. But a bonus theory is that Stardew Valley is kind of like Westworld, where the people's memories are kind of "reset" every couple of seasons. Although they shouldn't remember what happened in their past lives, occasionally they have nightmares remembering and sometimes fully remember.
The first models in this world were designed to physically age. Therefore, Haley grew older, remembered everything, became Pam.
Gasp
Emily might have the nicest nickname from DF out of everyone
Thank goodness you didn't hurt my character's senpai's feelings
His birthday is on Fall 5
Senpai actually means upperclassman, not love interest- people in Japan can call their teachers, bosses, and older grade students “senpai”
*this item gives me a terrible feeling, i’ll have to dispose of it*
This came out on my birthday. Best present I got. Thanks DF 🎂
4:05 HE NAMED HIS KID BABY FOOD IM DYING 😂😂😂
*DF standing at the Witch's Shrine to eliminate his kids* "There's only one thing I want for my birthday..."
*Disney+ ad plays the Circle of Life*
Well, that was a much needed laugh for me
Lol
No one is safe on Pam's birthday. xD
"Pirate without a boat" wow that changed
So you woke up and chose violence?
Great choice!
George: "It's cold, isn't it?"
DF: "Not from the waist down, it's not"
*3rd Degree BURN!!!*
Gus= guy from hello neighbor
I am dead xD
"This is a small annoying child. He loves things like pink cake and cranberry candy, Almost as much as I love throwing them into the river right in front of him :) instead, I found him this wild horseradish I found lying in the dirt :D" and then "Life is tough when you're a moron." lmao
That capsizing ships joke killed me xD
*Casually roasts every single person in town while giving them things they hate.*
I like the fact that krobus and the dwarf are considered npcs but Gunther the human is more like a game mechanic
Ur so funny man,bro is funnier than a dave chappel's show,the way ur saying things so nicely but rough at the same time make it funnier as hell😂😂 you actually change peoples day by doing theses videos and i really respect that.whatever ur trynna reach in life you'll reach it.never give up! Hope you see this. Keep doing ur great work!
I have only one qualification for the job:
I work for free
i will not only work for free to clear debris, but I will put it in the selling box to make YOU a small amount of money!
i’d work because i have nothing better to do
thanks to you and your merciless and savage roasts i bought the game, it's so much fun, keep the good work my friend.
"We want to have 8 hearts to have unique dialogue" - every npc says the same thing. im disappointed. came in here for some npc rage :(
I've accidentally... Kinda... Gave Louis a WHOLE bunch of Hollys for like, three years! Straight! Without knowing it!!!
I was once carrying a rock around just because, and I was following around Pam on her birthday and I wanted to see what her birthday dialogue was but I forgot I was holding the rock and I gave Pam a rock on her birthday so now I’m happy
When you said end it all I thought oh no your gonna give him the infinity gauntlet
"That guy from Hello Neighbor"
DF
No
What have you done to me?????
-instead, he's gonna get pickles-
Legend has it they all have different duologue after 1.5 was released
"love u, byeee!"
Idea: You should do a major Lewis and Marnie and become a homewrecker with married NPCs. Im sure there's a mod for that
1:33 Nice to see you acknowledging your roots!
Oh my gosh! I never made that connection between Gus and the neighbor 😂
Pam's so drunk all the time, she won't even be able to differentiate a rock and her trailer, the only things she can always find are beer and the saloon. So just gift her anything, depending on the texture she'll either eat/drink it, make children with it or destroy it. And then thank you (if you're lucky enough to survive her rampage)
Your commentary turned a repetitive task into an enjoyable experience.
The only channel I'll watch ads for.
This is honestly my favorite video. Like humor 10/10
Give kent a weapon and he’ll have war flash backs so he’ll love them
Pam absolutely hate Squids, because they're the only other creature in existence that can capsized ships. I laughed way too hard at that
Bunny Jumps, I’d like to see a mod where the NPC’s celebrate the player’s birthday and bring your gifts, quality depending on friendship level.
I gave Kent sashimi and he said it reminded him of what they fed him in war lmao fml
This video was uploaded on MY birthday, and I think that's beautiful :)
7:25 "today we have everyone's favorite pirate.... without a boat" i died xD
Alex: hmph it’s not good weather for sports.
Me: suck it up and go outside!
Dangeroudly funny talking to Shane: love you bye
Everyone in existence: *surprise Pikachu face*
“Not from the waist down it’s not”.....wow. That’s some next level abuse.
A joke about a joke. I see what you did there DF and I approve.
My resume: Can hold an axe.
DF, I’ll take care of the debris
My resume:
Bomb expertise
I hated my last birthday not only did they screw up with the cake at the place they also brought me a meal which had nuts in which I'm allergic to and my best friend couldn't come
Aww dude, that sucks. At least you celebrated your birthday in some sort of way.
Oof
I spent my birthday alone with a cake and a bottle of cheap champagne.
that must have been amazing
I sat at home and ate cake. nothing else.
Ever consider a video on the Prairie King ??
It always gets hot when you walk in any room Df at least from the waist down 😉
df turns all his children into doves to spare them from being eaten by pam. she's not a great jumper and can only catch the injured birds.
I died when you called Gus the guy from hello neighbor
"Can I rub your head for good luck?"
Mumps is the only person to name a child "Baby Food"
He's a lonely fishermen.*I start chocking*
I broke into tears when I heard “Take...My...pickles...!” And they zoom in on “baby food”
DF:Fall is full of boring people!
Me:WhAt yOu U sAyIN BoUt MeH B-dAY!?
If I received a pickle on my bday I would SCREAM. I am AFRAID of pickles, so bad I run to the laundry room.
6:25 I’m getting mixed messages on how family friendly this channel really is
I always watch DF videos before I go to bed so I can feel relaxed 💟💟👏👏😊😊 I really Love his videos
This is Jas (who hates clay) gives you clay for Christmas...
i love your videos, they are so evil ^-^
Yeah XD
I really want someone to make a mod where the NPC's react differently.
"Yoba on a rubber crutch, really? I don't want this!"
"Dammit, why in the name of sweet baby Yoba would you do that!?"