Great Daemon of Khorne are all wearing Khorne's Uniform.. Even Skarbrand is always wearing it And to avoid confusion, every Daemons of Khornes has to wear those ... .. ... .. Which is a Sportsbra and a Hotpants, also a Garterbelt
the reason for the skimpyness. korne truly does not care where the blood comes. he wants his own to bleed as well. still find it odd why choas warriros are in demon fullplate unlike the squishy bloodletters whos basically naked
@@mdb45424 it's because daemons can never truely die, only be banished until they're remade by their god again. so they can get away of not wearing armor.
@@feferson492eah but making and training a baby takes too much effort. Khorne could just clap his ass cheeks and boom a legion of Bloodletters is ready to go
@@efaristi9737 He is. And he hates that fact. Now that Valkia is a Daemon princess herself, there's no way for his temptations to work. (Until stupid Echoes of Eternity retconed what it means to be a Daemon prince...) He's bound by Khorne's power to be a thrall to Valkia's will.
It is a slaanesh greater daemon who she killed for being a annoyance and when she was reincarnated as khornes Valkyrie khorne made the corpse of the greater daemon originally meant as a offering into a shield for her
He's actually a slaneeshi demon that tried to kill her(with succes[kinda?]) That khorne turn to her shield( i didnt read the book so not 100% sure about everything)
*while making a long flight towards the battlefield* Locephax: "Are we there yet?" Valkia: "No." Locephax: "Are we there yet?" Valkia: "No!" Locephax: "Are we there yet?" Valkia: "NO!!!" Locephax: "Hey, Valkia!" Valkia: "WHAT?!" Locephax: "... Are we there yet?" Valkia: "Goddammit Locephax!"
Greater Daemons of Khorne: You dare mock our Lord's chosen armor for his greatest Champions? Over the horizon, a force long since exiled for his betrayal of Khorne stamps forward, legs aching in anticipation at the coming satisfaction for the insult.
- "Oops I got stuck in the Forge of Souls ~bro~ could you help me pwease? UwU" > "LEAVE ME ALONE I HAVE A *WIFE* WE'RE NOT A THING -anymore- REEEEEEEE-"
@@JimRFF "Being aggressive are we~~?. We are basically siblings y'know~?, but~, if you insists i could give you special Ser. Vi. C-" "YOU!!!, OUT!!!!, NOW!!!!!!" *yeets Slaanesh back to its realm, much to its delight*
Greater Demon of Khorne: Well, she's the only one who can get her size easily. The best I can do is rob some beastmen of their loincloth or wear a house. Neither is a good option. So don't judge me.... and I'm not saying where I got my loincloth!
I feel like her shield seems to not realize that Khorne's -pillar men- Bloodthirsters have, basically, muscles as dense as steel. She's sadly a wee bit too smol for that.
This makes me think how so many legendary lords are missing out on their lore specific bodyguards. Malekith should have the Endless, Malus should have Hauclir, Silar, Vincirix, Arleth Vann (FUCK YOU HE MADE OUT ALIVE) Lhunara (FUCK YOU SHE MADE IT OUT ALIVE) and Eldire. Queek should have his best buds (their names escape me) etc.... It would make all the campaigns more interesting if the Legendary Lords all start with their incredibly elite companion group from the lore. Or Custom ones made by CA.
I'm pretty sure they're both supposed to be philosophically speaking but then again, GW''s lore writing skills are but extreme denial about it lmaooooo ahahhahahahah
@@Tarriff lol. However, someone else in the comments brought up a good point. Valkia is Khorne's consort. So, her covering up is because only Khorne can see her in the Khorne uniform.
Well khorn has to have a way to distract slaanesh daemons with their thoughts of what they would do to them if they got them to themselves für one night to make it easier to clap slaanesh when they are distracted nothing against khorn cause it's in your face und not cowardly if the enemy is stupid to fall für a simple trick
A minor CA oversight, nothing that modders can't fix. Hell, LiG already did (greatly simplified which Champion of Chaos to play as) and I'm sure there will be more. One just has to know where to look.
Behold the khodpiece of Khorne! Pretty sure Slaanesh has a Daemonette sweatshop turning their old outfits red and bedazzeling them with brass to sell to Khornates as a practical joke. Kinda like the -Daemonette bathwather- err _Water from the Wellspring of the Lady_ for the Bretonians.
Props to Creative Assembly for breaking one of the longest standing gender stereotypes in gaming by giving a female character full body armor. …and props to the modders for continuing the tradition…
Of course it ends with her getting her ass beat. Khorne definitely wasn’t happy with her getting beat by those Marauders. So he’s tasked Skarbrand and the Bloodthirster bros to teach her a lesson.
Great Daemon of Khorne are all wearing Khorne's Uniform.. Even Skarbrand is always wearing it
And to avoid confusion, every Daemons of Khornes has to wear those
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Which is a Sportsbra and a Hotpants, also a Garterbelt
And yes, I just showcased a Bloodthirster showering with Blood on his uniform
I think that i slaneesh sield like to get pressed on valkia body...
She even use’s mages 🧙? Heresy
Khorn probably
further proof that valkia is not true khornate, she is a heretic! the beating she is getting is well deserved
@@Pandarian300 well if you are your gods wife you can get away with a little heresy
Valkia: "Dammit Creative Assembly! Because of you, I've been reduced to a joke!"
Creative Assembly: "Lol. Lmao."
dead!
Skarsnik: LOOK!
Until you meet her in game, she claps pretty hard!
"How many times do you want to end the video with Valkia getting bullied ?"
Tariff : Yes
This time she is not bullied 😏🤫
Holy shit i did'nt notice the ending 😳
ah,well. i dont think she was getting bullied XD I mean cmon,this involves slaanesh after all
@@tennikolaruzicka6462 she was. The ending showed her on her knees being attacked by those Bloodthirsters of Khorne.
Wearing skimpy outfits but not using them to sexualize is one of Khorne's few subtle methods of making war against his hated rival.
the reason for the skimpyness. korne truly does not care where the blood comes. he wants his own to bleed as well. still find it odd why choas warriros are in demon fullplate unlike the squishy bloodletters whos basically naked
@@mdb45424 it's because daemons can never truely die, only be banished until they're remade by their god again. so they can get away of not wearing armor.
Skarbrand is hot af he fucked up.
@@razeplazma5978 but mortals can just, like, be bred lol
@@feferson492eah but making and training a baby takes too much effort. Khorne could just clap his ass cheeks and boom a legion of Bloodletters is ready to go
I love the idea that Valkia's shield is constantly trying to convince her to lewd herself XD
Well her shield is a Slaaneshi Champion that she decapitate.
@@rizalalbar Greater Daemon.
P.S. Daemon Prince, yes, thank you. I heard incorrectly then.
@@TheGoodLuc Locephax was a Daemon prince.
@@ShadyOakMinistries So he could indeed still be alive.
@@efaristi9737 He is. And he hates that fact. Now that Valkia is a Daemon princess herself, there's no way for his temptations to work. (Until stupid Echoes of Eternity retconed what it means to be a Daemon prince...) He's bound by Khorne's power to be a thrall to Valkia's will.
Well this is easy to answer .
Valkia's booty is to be seen only by the Blood god himself!
Anime rule number 1: Protect your Waifu !
Khorne attacc, no protecc
@@lberghaus Attacc the guy who wants to take your waifu to his shacc
@@lberghaus "Best Offense is a Good Defense."
-Yellow Teddy Bear Demigod.
KHORNE PROTECT BY ATTACKING THE ENEMY !!!
@@lberghaus Best protecc is good atacc
I love it because he wasn’t wrong. And because he is a demon shield so he will come back at one point or another.
I always tough that Valkya’s shield looked more like something Slaanesh would make, so it makes sense he’s recommending those outfits.
That's 'cause it is a Slaaneshi demon whom Valkia killed.
ironically, is it Khorne's Daemon who're wearing those without Slaanesh's recommendations
Fun fact: he’s a demon of slaanesh she beat and was given to her by Khorne as a shield
It is a slaanesh greater daemon who she killed for being a annoyance and when she was reincarnated as khornes Valkyrie khorne made the corpse of the greater daemon originally meant as a offering into a shield for her
He's actually a slaneeshi demon that tried to kill her(with succes[kinda?]) That khorne turn to her shield( i didnt read the book so not 100% sure about everything)
fuck now I can only see Bloodthirsters as muscular weirdoes wearing Women's underwear and shouting blood for the blood god
OH GOD NO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Slaneesh is pleased...
When a Balor in your D&D campaign gets fabulous.
It's basically a Victoria's Secret store
I like them even more now!
3 Exalted Bloodthirsters in their chainmail loin-cloths strike a pose
**PILLAR MAN THEME**
AYAYAYA!
Tariff to the memetic footage of Valkia being pounded in all directions: "I can milk you."
*while making a long flight towards the battlefield*
Locephax: "Are we there yet?"
Valkia: "No."
Locephax: "Are we there yet?"
Valkia: "No!"
Locephax: "Are we there yet?"
Valkia: "NO!!!"
Locephax: "Hey, Valkia!"
Valkia: "WHAT?!"
Locephax: "... Are we there yet?"
Valkia: "Goddammit Locephax!"
Please Tarriff make it a meme video
Hey, Valkia?
...
I'm haunting you!
Locephax: Can we stop at Naggarond?
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Valkia: we were already going there!
"Who are you?!"
"I'm Locephax, and this, is Valkia the Bloody. She was a prison bitch!"
"Godsdamnit Locephax !"
We need a wacky lighthearted sitcom starring Valkia and her shield sidekick.
Greater Daemons of Khorne: You dare mock our Lord's chosen armor for his greatest Champions?
Over the horizon, a force long since exiled for his betrayal of Khorne stamps forward, legs aching in anticipation at the coming satisfaction for the insult.
there's a reason why Slaanesh keep calls Khorne as 'Brother'
- "Oops I got stuck in the Forge of Souls ~bro~ could you help me pwease? UwU"
> "LEAVE ME ALONE I HAVE A *WIFE* WE'RE NOT A THING -anymore- REEEEEEEE-"
Slaanesh: "Help me big brother, I'm stuck~~"
Khorne: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOOOOOOOOOOM!!!"
What are you doing Step-Khorne?
@@JimRFF "Being aggressive are we~~?. We are basically siblings y'know~?, but~, if you insists i could give you special Ser. Vi. C-"
"YOU!!!, OUT!!!!, NOW!!!!!!"
*yeets Slaanesh back to its realm, much to its delight*
Slaanesh: I wanna be apart of your *harem* Oni-chan~
Khorne: **sighs in blood and skulls**
Greater Demon of Khorne: Well, she's the only one who can get her size easily. The best I can do is rob some beastmen of their loincloth or wear a house. Neither is a good option. So don't judge me.... and I'm not saying where I got my loincloth!
CA have gifted us endless memes with the Valkia beatdown. Never gets old. Great video
And Tariff pointing out the weirdly scantily clad nature of Khorne's greater demons. (well pretty much All of his demons are basically nude)
When he first said "Valkia" it sounds like he is saying "Fuck Yeah" in a very satisfied tone.
A uniform that only a Khornite Daemon could pull off truly. And lizardmen 😩
Jockstraps for kHorne and tightywhities for slaanesh sigvald is evidence of this universal chaos rule
I feel like her shield seems to not realize that Khorne's -pillar men- Bloodthirsters have, basically, muscles as dense as steel. She's sadly a wee bit too smol for that.
I wonder if Valkia had her own personal unit of female Khornate Chaos Knights as her fellow Valkyries she leads to battle and slay in Khorne's name.
Some guy needs to either make a mod of that or add it as a regiments of renown pack
This makes me think how so many legendary lords are missing out on their lore specific bodyguards. Malekith should have the Endless, Malus should have Hauclir, Silar, Vincirix, Arleth Vann (FUCK YOU HE MADE OUT ALIVE) Lhunara (FUCK YOU SHE MADE IT OUT ALIVE) and Eldire. Queek should have his best buds (their names escape me) etc.... It would make all the campaigns more interesting if the Legendary Lords all start with their incredibly elite companion group from the lore. Or Custom ones made by CA.
@@shadowofhawk55 I think Grimgor got his Immortulz, at least, right?
@@jorvach9874 He has a banner I believe that goes on Black Orcs and buffs them.
From what I recall from her book she didnt, she went batshit crazy and killed everyone
I think Khorne might have a slight Slaanesh corruption problem
It's like Khorne and Slaneesh are both sides of the same coin!
(that is Korne is a Slaneesh during the PMS)
Bro I did NOT need that idea in my head
I'm pretty sure they're both supposed to be philosophically speaking but then again, GW''s lore writing skills are but extreme denial about it lmaooooo ahahhahahahah
This is a loreful justification for *many* reskins mod of Valkia
Can you imagine Sigvald trying to hit on Valkia?
He can't do any worse than Imrik, surely
You just know that someone is now going to make a mod to change her outfit.
If it's the outfit that Locephax depicted, then she's just wearing Khorne's uniform
@@Tarriff lol. However, someone else in the comments brought up a good point. Valkia is Khorne's consort. So, her covering up is because only Khorne can see her in the Khorne uniform.
Already happened, she didn't get the bloodthirster outfit, but basically a armored bikini
It exists already
LIG has you covered brother
The song name if anyone is curious is buttercup by jack stauber.
Reminds me of how Tzeencth daemon prince is wearing less than Slaneesh ones
it's all part of the great plan
I'm pretty sure modders took care of that in the first 2 hours after the game released.
Well khorn has to have a way to distract slaanesh daemons with their thoughts of what they would do to them if they got them to themselves für one night to make it easier to clap slaanesh when they are distracted nothing against khorn cause it's in your face und not cowardly if the enemy is stupid to fall für a simple trick
That was a very long sentence.
Don't worry!
The modders have our backs! xD
I lost my shit when buttercup started playing. 💀 This is your best meme In awhile.
Wait a minute, it makes sense!
Valkia turned a very different shade of red.
Stupid sexy Skarbrand! (and other Bloodthirsters)
Now that you say it, they are wearing basically armored up gym shorts and bras, ain't they?
It's kinda hot, in a weird way. Hmm...
LIG: Let me introduce myself
Didn't expect to see Khorne demon twerking when I woke up today, but here we are...
The Slaaneshi mod community also join beating Valkia.
Now I see why Slaanesh constantly pesters Khorne.
Also did Valkia just violated those Bloodthirsters?
Oh absolutely. Only Khorne can touch that booty.
A minor CA oversight, nothing that modders can't fix. Hell, LiG already did (greatly simplified which Champion of Chaos to play as) and I'm sure there will be more. One just has to know where to look.
Put armor to Bloodthirsters, right? Right?
What's LiG?
Lmao, The build up to The bloodthirster dancing cracked me
Behold the khodpiece of Khorne!
Pretty sure Slaanesh has a Daemonette sweatshop turning their old outfits red and bedazzeling them with brass to sell to Khornates as a practical joke. Kinda like the -Daemonette bathwather- err _Water from the Wellspring of the Lady_ for the Bretonians.
I don't know why but part of me was hoping for the pillar man song when multiple khorne daemons appeared lol
chad naked greater deamon of Khorne vs virgin Valkia with her full armor, I guess?
Better that than telling her about her car's extended warrancy
Considering the Maio Ying and Katherina corruption mod, it's only a matter of time.
At least Malus sword is chill about dress code
How else is she going to survive a beating without max armour?
i am loving these videos featuring cool musics ;D ur videos are getting always better
Your creativity knows no bound sir.
fuck, now i have to draw this.
Remember, sharing is caring, also art needs an audience
Slaanesh demons are way more dressed than Khorne ones.
Props to Creative Assembly for breaking one of the longest standing gender stereotypes in gaming by giving a female character full body armor.
…and props to the modders for continuing the tradition…
Best Valkia video is when you heard sound ( Shing ! Shang ! Shing ! Shink ! )
Once again Tarriff.... once again... You knock it out of the park!
Exquisite music choice!
I wish someone would **METAL CLASHING ON METAL** me like that.
The modding community has got it covered. Or uncovered
She can never get a break from getting ganged up on 😂
To be fair the blood can flow better if there’s nothing preventing a cut
Thank you for including every DLC but not the music used in the video in the description, great job 👍
I am almost sure Tarriff is the Doom Guy relaxing on free time. Daemons and punching bags look the same to him. XD
The shield makes a good point
Well there's a mod that made her listen to the shield suggestion.
Those Greater Daemon of Khorne hips makes Slaanesh followers acting most unwise
Now Valkia can't unsee
There are reskin mods for a more... "khorny" Valkia.
Dat Simba's Pride music! Is this the long awaited (by just me 😰) new entry in the Greasus Lion King series?? 🥺🥺
No, video starts with "F*ck yeah"
Me : Deepwood Scouts (Swiftshiver Shards) prepar to shoot, they are week against magical arrows, just hope our ligne don’t break…
Didn't think I would see blood thirsters twerk
Thanks, now this definitely will become a mod.
Lol the music from lion king 2 was a good touch
Modders: let us to introduce ourselves
Buttercup is an amazing song
The song used in the video is : buttercup by Jack Stauber
Song name is "Buttercup - Jack Stauber"
I support this motion
Well, you gotta admit, he got a valid point there.
Sad cat Valkia Dance meme when Tarifff WHENNNNN????
Valkia will never live it down.
I love where this is going...indeed..
*Slap! SHUT UP DEAMONNNN!
I tought the Bloodthirster will dance like Ricardo Milos
and now i suspect that you are lurking in some chaos hub that plan to corset her up :)
ah
another fine cursed video
Just need to go on the workshop for that
Well I guess we now what way Khorne is swinging. That do explain why Khorne hates Slaanesh the most.... to girly.
Of course it ends with her getting her ass beat. Khorne definitely wasn’t happy with her getting beat by those Marauders. So he’s tasked Skarbrand and the Bloodthirster bros to teach her a lesson.
ah valkia pump here we go again
We need correct this by Mod Now!!!!
Its not sports bra and corsets, its minimalist armor, in battle the blood must flow ⚔️
There should be a mod for that.
Locephax is being sus
There's gonna be a mod for that.
Well someone;s gonna make a mod for this.
Demon made a solid point !
What do you expect of a slaneeshi shield.
I'm just saying lads, to me, plate armor is hotter than lingerie
Valkia wears prada