Apparently Bretonnian ships are supposed to be absolutely lethal as they put tons of guns on them, given how sailing isn't a knightly thing so peasant ship captains just go bananas.
I can just imagine the knights boarding a ship were they preach chivalry, while the ship they are boarding is absolutely wrecked from the amount of gunpowder
"Dis is de castle of one Archmancer Kemmler Heinrich!" *"Go and tell your master we've been charged by the Lady with a very sacred quest!"* *"If he shelters and assists us, he can join us in this quest to find the Holy Grail!"* "Well I will ask 'im! But I don't think he'll be very keen, he's already got one you see!" *"Are you sure he's got one?!"* "Oh yes! Its very nice!" *[Black Grail Event]*
I had a reponse De Lyonnesse moment the other day in chivalry 2. As a peasant i killed an enemy knight, stole his horse and greatsword. Rallied the other peasants and we charged the incoming enemy wave. Then promptly died.
That scene with the hundreds of knights charging towards a distraught opponent in the marienburg thing is always funny, especially now that I've done something similar in the game where twenty five knight units and some infantry charged belakors last settlement like this after I got sick of his once every six turns invasions.
So Bretonnia is getting new stuff from Warhammer The Old World. Among them Foot Knights. AS CORE UNITS. Will we get Bret DLCs? Time will tell. But I also hope for Herrimaults, Grail Beasts, Lost Sons of Bretonnia, Naiads, Faceless and much more.
Being conquered 40K times. First Louen, than Rakarth and Wulfrik. And finally Franz getting pissed off and attacks whoever controls Marienburg and than county of Marienburg itself because THEY DONT GIVE FEALTY TO THE EMPIRE!
Would make sense, considering it's partly based on Olivier Levasseur, aka "La Buse" on the way to the gallows throwing a cryptic map to where he buried his treasure.
I hope youre happy, I will now suffer untold amounts of stress and despair because you and your goddamn video has inspired me to play Bretonnia again. I will hate every second of it and will still probably get to at least turn 40 before I drop it
I'd say Bretonnia's campaign is my absolute favourite because you have a clear goal, rather than going around conquering and making alliances to get the long-term victory condition. Also, with the recent cav buffs, Bretonnia has finally become the ultimate cavalry faction it's supposed to be
3:48 Note self: It I want to take over the world, I promise, as my first decree, that Brothel’s and all forms of Sex-work will be globally legalized AND unionized under my new global constitution… And that Lawmakers and enforcers, Military personnel and Government workers under my reign get the best privileges regarding them. THAT should keep the people running and protecting my regime _plenty_ loyal. Also I’ll fully legalize Polygamy. Gonna turn the world into one big Love-Gordian-Knot.
I dunno if you've made a video on this idea yet but what happens to all the gold you give someone when you want to confederate them? I just gave Malekith 165,000 gold to confed. Where did it all go?!? Did he throw it in the ocean??
I always go banana's on those lizardmen names (for heroes and lords) They are hidden Dutch sentences and words, but like really really dumb, sometimes borderline offensive 😂😂
Alberich get whooped probably because of his peasant mistreatment back in Bordeleaux. Vengeance whipping him worse than druchii Beastmaster against his slaves). Upd: Damn Orion look like some Khornate Berserker and Morgy hypocritically assisting Orion to kill Alberich. Upd: all right fuck it! I will make from Alberic a fantasy version of Napoleon!
I unconsciously put so many movie references to Bretonnia
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Ah, Brettonia. The "Les Misérables" of Warhammer? C'est vrai, monsieur! Ils sont misérables.
I can't imagine the number of copyright strikes this will generate. 😂
Well I'm peasant knight 98,801 reporting in subscribed lol
Apparently Bretonnian ships are supposed to be absolutely lethal as they put tons of guns on them, given how sailing isn't a knightly thing so peasant ship captains just go bananas.
Didn't they retconn this to be that they keep trebuchets on ships?
@@BLS31 If they did, I disavow it and spit on their bloodlines.
Brettonian army: a high medieval army in a early modern world.
Brettonian navy: loosest thing you’ll get in Warhammer Fantasy to the Dutch fleet.
I can just imagine the knights boarding a ship were they preach chivalry, while the ship they are boarding is absolutely wrecked from the amount of gunpowder
The religion of Brettonia says that no guns are to be used on Brettonian soil
The ships aren't on soil, so they go crazy
Bretonnia and the Lizardmen alliance:
"Frogs strong together!"
😂
Good one 😀
No one where I live gets my frog jokes.
The image of Luthor Harkon running from a sea of Bretonnian Peseants is absolutely brilliant
Only sea he fears.
'A brothal in every town, and a boot up every arse!'
Creed of the Bretonnian People's Front
I imagine Kemmler being the French guy in the castle throwing insults at the knights roaming the land in search for the holy grail.
"Dis is de castle of one Archmancer Kemmler Heinrich!"
*"Go and tell your master we've been charged by the Lady with a very sacred quest!"*
*"If he shelters and assists us, he can join us in this quest to find the Holy Grail!"*
"Well I will ask 'im! But I don't think he'll be very keen, he's already got one you see!"
*"Are you sure he's got one?!"*
"Oh yes! Its very nice!"
*[Black Grail Event]*
Nah. Heinrich is much clever being German or french it doesn't matter. He will just summon Krell and order him to kill everyone.
Repanse yelled it so loud that even orks joined her.
I love how Alberic comes off as this serious character undermined on all sides by Monty Python rejects.
The fact that this entire faction can be memed by a movie that's a meme itself is just the best thing I've ever seen xD
I dont know why, but the Part with Manfred is and Always will be, the Part im pissing myself in laughter everytime
3:54
Leon: FOR THE LADIES
Enchantress: WRONG LADY
I had a reponse De Lyonnesse moment the other day in chivalry 2. As a peasant i killed an enemy knight, stole his horse and greatsword. Rallied the other peasants and we charged the incoming enemy wave. Then promptly died.
Manfred suffering is always a good thing
For a moment there, I thought the first stone was thrown by Wurrzag and not Volkmar after Volkmar's speech... would've been pretty orcy of him
Issue is orks done believe in sin
Tarriff, your sense of humor and ideas are always spot on.
Monty Python is the best troubadour of Bretonnia!
That scene with the hundreds of knights charging towards a distraught opponent in the marienburg thing is always funny, especially now that I've done something similar in the game where twenty five knight units and some infantry charged belakors last settlement like this after I got sick of his once every six turns invasions.
Even Repanse can humble an Orc with her shouts.
Bretonnia, the Monty Python faction
Bretonnia, also known as the Peasants League.
Peasants and Horsemalesters Empire))
Bretonnia has four lords, Goblin King, Mad Vampire, Krell and his tiny old man, Green Chaos
Loved the last bit cus every Fay Enchantress campaign I play is just me using Orion as an attack dog on my enemies.
What an enlightening documentary about the french history. 10/10
I absolutely love the pirates of the caribbean and lord of the rings references
Really good, but the "Karl gets swiped at Marienberg" should have ended with going back to the campaign select screen and hitting Karl again.
So Bretonnia is getting new stuff from Warhammer The Old World.
Among them Foot Knights. AS CORE UNITS.
Will we get Bret DLCs? Time will tell. But I also hope for Herrimaults, Grail Beasts, Lost Sons of Bretonnia, Naiads, Faceless and much more.
Were all of those around in the vampire wars era?
@@DIEGhostfish Probably even earlier. Much earlier.
one year later... still waiting
@@calimerohnir3311 Still waiting here too.
This made me genuinely laugh out loud several times. Some of your finest work Tarriff!
1:16 Оставил чисто для себя, чтобы любоваться на этот залп.
I left it purely for myself to admire this volley.
РСЗОшки по кораблям что то это мне напомнило))
5:01 to 5:56 was still one of the most epic moments 🤟
This is a masterpiece! And wow, so long! Thank yee!
great video! editing is very well done, love your content, keep it coming!
I really enjoyed that compilation! Especially the joyful oppression of the lords being one thing that unites Bretonnians with Lizzards ♥
Hon Hon Hon Hon
Pancrease no work would love this
Le.miserable, lord of the rings, monry python, and more??
Pirates of the Caribbean
Truly a work of art, capturing the very essence of Bretonnia. Well done!
Pirate of carribean part was awesome hahaha love the work
Tarriff is outstanding in his field of edits.
Similarly Alberic is out standing in his plantation field.
Ah yes. Marienbourg. What a city.
Being conquered 40K times. First Louen, than Rakarth and Wulfrik. And finally Franz getting pissed off and attacks whoever controls Marienburg and than county of Marienburg itself because THEY DONT GIVE FEALTY TO THE EMPIRE!
+100 for Monty Python references
3.45 - Louen Cuordiculo: Per la Fav... ! Ehm, volevo dire, per la Dama !
They're searching for the One Piece!
Isn't that a Vampire Coast thing?
Would make sense, considering it's partly based on Olivier Levasseur, aka "La Buse" on the way to the gallows throwing a cryptic map to where he buried his treasure.
This was too good, im crying, this was excellent lol
If only Orion would stop after Parravon
This is your best one yet.
Not 1 full minute could i go without having to pause and laugh my ass off, the southlands bit had my sides hurting, good job mate
I f*cking love your vids dude!
Actually with mods crusader units and cannon, Bretonnia is perfect
The funnies have earned you one subscriber
These vids always make me laugh so hard 😂
Oye! Where are my chunky knight upgrades at? Gimme some thicc bois lol
last part is the best
Are we sure that peasants was mistreated in Bretonnia?
I still think it's opposite.
FOR WRATH.... FOR RUIN... DEEEEEEEAAAAAATH!!!! R.I.P actor who played Theodin
Love the ethereal snake part!
0:24 this song is cursed as fuck. Perfect for Bordeleau in Lustria ;) ;)
OMG DUDE!! THIS IS SO GOOD!!
Settra: A Mimir
//and this Les Miserables reference at the start (the ship scene with "Look down" in the background)
6:55 is this how real life chaos portal looks like ?
I hope one day Alberic can have his revenge against all those who wronged him.
RIDE!! RIDE NOW!!!
I hope youre happy, I will now suffer untold amounts of stress and despair because you and your goddamn video has inspired me to play Bretonnia again. I will hate every second of it and will still probably get to at least turn 40 before I drop it
Because their infantry is trash?
I mean thats definitely a contributing factor, but not the only thing
I'd say Bretonnia's campaign is my absolute favourite because you have a clear goal, rather than going around conquering and making alliances to get the long-term victory condition. Also, with the recent cav buffs, Bretonnia has finally become the ultimate cavalry faction it's supposed to be
Everyone assumes that the "thirsting gods" are chaos...
I prefer the Sandwich parody of the Rohan scene.
3:48
Note self: It I want to take over the world, I promise, as my first decree, that Brothel’s and all forms of Sex-work will be globally legalized AND unionized under my new global constitution… And that Lawmakers and enforcers, Military personnel and Government workers under my reign get the best privileges regarding them. THAT should keep the people running and protecting my regime _plenty_ loyal.
Also I’ll fully legalize Polygamy. Gonna turn the world into one big Love-Gordian-Knot.
for the lady
Parravon still hurts
What is the trivia behind the "get back to work" maybe I have missed a video on that.
Be Slaan, laugh in French.
Fucking finally someone talked about missinformation through AI
Huh why did this comment end up here I commented it on another vid
@@leonst.7471 I blame the AI
WOW 1:50 My sides were orbiting Morrslieb
Love the movie references. It just works so well.
Edit:
FOR THE LADY
A really good watch!
I dunno if you've made a video on this idea yet but what happens to all the gold you give someone when you want to confederate them? I just gave Malekith 165,000 gold to confed. Where did it all go?!? Did he throw it in the ocean??
I put my armor on, show you how strong I am
I put my armor on, I'll show you that I am
I'm unstoppable
Lmao Monty python reference 🤣
When i confederate repanse and they can’t get water anymore 💀💀💀
my Nagash arised while i watched this pure harsh truth
MonPyt refences are best, after the Middleland ofc
POOR ALBERIC
Per la Fav... ehm... per la Dama !
GET BACK TO WORK!!!!
what is the music with Orion the disaster ?
Almost 10 minutes? What happened to you?
I always go banana's on those lizardmen names (for heroes and lords) They are hidden Dutch sentences and words, but like really really dumb, sometimes borderline offensive 😂😂
This is masterpiece 👍
Alberich get whooped probably because of his peasant mistreatment back in Bordeleaux. Vengeance whipping him worse than druchii Beastmaster against his slaves).
Upd: Damn Orion look like some Khornate Berserker and Morgy hypocritically assisting Orion to kill Alberich.
Upd: all right fuck it! I will make from Alberic a fantasy version of Napoleon!
Lol repanse out waaghing an orc
holy shit this is great
o dziś też długaśno i czy to nawiązanie do rycerzy grala bo nie rozumiem po angielsku?
Bretonnia need map expansive
FEET REVEAL WHEN!!!???!!!
Do this on imrik too
Wasn't the amber Bug fixed?
O.M.G 💀
This first comment is claimed under Sigmar's name.
Still wish ca would add foot knights
Rich of knowledge 😍
Fuck I miss the time this was mainstream TH-cam. These kinds of photoshopped shitposts