Hearing him say that the wii rainbow road was his favorite healed my poor inner child so much. Everyone used to get mad at me for wanting to play it all the time but it's the best race ever and I feel very validated
Me and my sister would play that for hours rainbow road was hard but that only made winning sweeter The mall was my favorite map personally but rainbow road from the wii will always make me feel warm and fuzzy inside
Out of all the MK8 maps, RRW is definitely one of my favorites! (I also really like Electrodome.) It's gorgeous and so fun to play on, even with the challenges. :)
1st half: 1st place - 43 times 2nd place - 4 times 3rd place - 1 time Total points - 703 2nd half: 1st place - 45 times 2nd place - 2 times 4th place - 1 time Total points - 708
no joke I just spent AN HOUR TRYING TO GET THE TIMESTAMPS FOR ALL THE TRACKS THEN ACCIDENTALLY CLOSED THE TAB AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH im just doing the cup timestamps now. 0:06 Mushroom Cup 5:05 Flower Cup 10:32 Star Cup 16:29 Special Cup 23:31 Shell Cup 28:47 Banana Cup 34:34 Leaf Cup 40:40 Lightning Cup 46:32 Egg Cup 51:34 Triforce Cup 57:02 Crossing Cup 1:02:12 Bell Cup 1:08:29 Golden Dash Cup 1:13:43 Lucky Cat Cup 1:19:24 Turnip Cup 1:24:23 Propeller Cup 1:29:58 Rock Cup 1:36:20 Moon Cup 1:42:38 Fruit Cup 1:48:47 Boomerang Cup 1:54:29 Feather Cup 2:00:11 Cherry Cup 2:06:24 Acorn Cup 2:13:02 Spiny Cup Enjoy :3
4:40 Can confirm in this game specifically they made items distance based instead of placement based. In most Mario Kart games you're limited to a set of items, Wii for example you'll get items like green shells, bananas and the occasional mushroom in second but you'll never pull a Golden, Lightning or Bullet, but in 8/Deluxe if someone is far enough ahead you can pull the shock, bullet or blue shell in 3rd or 4th. Cheese Land and Dry Dry Desert are prime examples of this item system in effect, especially when playing online
Fun fact if you are in 9th place or worse it also bars you from getting things like piranha plants bananas and basically anything that isn't a speed item but it's still also distance based so if you are in 12 place but everyone is super close to first you'll probably only get triple shrooms or stars but if you're far from first and in 9th you can pull bullets shocks and goldens
I never owned a WiiU so I was unaware of the position addition in Deluxe, I just knew that in both items were distance instead of solely based on position
Best desert is without a doubt in my mind pumpkin pie I feel like this would be faster if you used Mr Scooty or Biddy buggy considering it makes frontrunning easier, I couldn't tell if you were doing low tricks but the way to do them is holding forward on the steering stick, there is also a tech called motion glider which means if you have motion controls on you can stack steering and go way faster in a glider, I think he might be using a thing called soft drifting where you swap the stick between 2 positions to charge up mini turbo fast even on smooth large corners the positions are in a 40° angle up with the direction you started the drift and straight out on the other side 6:16 if you charge up an orange mini turbo you can cut that grass area saving a bit of time 9:50 if you hop once while in the grass you preserve more speed making that faster 13:17 getting a blue mini turbo is typically better than tricking off of the regular glider ramps 16:32 , 33:01 you are likely talking about super bounces which launch you way faster than normal the way it works is if you have a boost that isn't from boost panels and it activates before landing on the bouncy thing it launches you way further it can be used to set up for some shortcuts like mushroom gorge gap cut 16:45 instead of tricking into the glider cannon it's faster to hop and hit the end of the glider ramp since you can land sooner and driving is almost always faster than gliding 22:18 instead of hitting the spin booster you can charge up an orange mini turbo in the air which is a decent bit faster because spin boosters temporarily slow you down 24:56 the off-road there isn't that strong so charging an orange mini turbo through it is faster and honestly kinda easier than going around 25:08 there is a harder version of this shortcut that uses an orange mini turbo that saves a little more time but is a little bit more difficult 31:26 if you have a combo with 18+ mini turbo stat you can charge an orange mini turbo and hop over that small grass patch saving some time it's also possible on 150cc 31:45 you could charge a mini rurbi and hop to the ramp which also saves some time 40:16 that's called item lag and it's a bug fun fact sometimes it's so bad that it just gives wrong items like mushrooms in 1st place 41:30 if you ever have trouble tricking on things if you use pro con or joy con you can shake the controller 46:54 this is also something you can do on 150cc 48:00 fun fact there is I believe 216 different layouts for this track 48:54 if you land on that grass ramp with a mini turbo you can get the trick making the next turn easier or you could be insane and try and get a mini turbo and hop the gap next to the track grass 50:30 idk if you couldn't get the shortcut or if you don't know how to do it but you can get an orange mini turbo and take the inside shortcut pretty easily on 200cc 51:44 , 52:57 those striped parts are trickable 1:05:40 if you charge up an orange mini turbo and hop through the off road it's faster than going around 1:07:14 each path has a short cut the left on has the bigger but much harder shortcut where you cut out the 2 turns after and on the right path there is a much easier shortcut that cuts out 1 turn if you want to see the bigger one just search big blue big shortcut or something like that 1:10:10 if you charge up an orange mini turbo and hop before the off road you can reach the ramp saving a decent bit of time 1:12:39 if you have motion glider on or a mushroom taking the top path let's you do a kinda big shortcut 1:13:58 you can get an orange mini turbo and hop to the ramp saving time 1:16:40 you can also do this pretty easily on 150cc you just have to charge up an orange mini turbo before use it and charge up a blue when back on normal ground 1:20:44 if you start charging it earlier you can cut that small dirt patch and save some time even on 150cc 1:25:56 fun fact this track has the most time saving shortcut if you want to see it search gba snow land shortcut it'll probably show up 1:28:55 there is a way to cut the turn but it's really annoying to do 1:31:38 you can do that shortcut without a mushroom but it's really hard 1:31:45 if you can ride the rails you can get lower tricks saver time 1:33:06 kinda true but it's faster if you trick off the pipe near the track that's slightly right of the kart on screen 1:34:27 its absolutely worth going off-road when playing online so you can likely get a triple item making the section after the cannon safer 1:38:08 you can also do this on 150cc but after getting out of the grass you have to charge up a mini turbo 1:45:43 if you practice double gap cut its super easy and should be gone for every time 1:45:49 its actually better to go on the inside ramps because you can get the boost twice drift and get a boost that essentially cuts the last turn 1:47:22 if you drift instead of trick you can get a purple mini turbo which is much better than a trick boost 1:50:22 the offroad is weak there so if you charge an orange mini turbo its faster than going all the way around 1:51:37 if you start a drift over the ramp you can drive on the wall and do the skip without a mushroom 1:53:20 that white lip is trickable 1:58:38 its faster to drift and charge an orange mini turbo than trick 1:58:44 its faster to charge an orange mini turbo land on the second set of sponges start another drift and get a purple into the drain 2:01:25 you can drive up the lip on the curb and do a small shortcut without a mushroom 2:01:46 if you drift tight enough and hop you can cut off that off road which is slightly faster 2:03:26 you can hold the drift enough to just drive through the water because this isnt mario kart wii and it doesnt immediately send you into the abyss if you dont use a mushroom 2:08:17 if you drifted off the second ramp and got a mini turbo trick you can jump over that wall going much faster 2:08:30 its much easier on 150cc 2:10:32 the sidewalk is faster than the main road its also safer since red shells dont usually go up there 2:11:44 if you drift youcan skip that entire turn and get a purple mini turbo its not even hard to do just hold down and right and land on the onion looking thing than hold full right and release the mini turbo before landing in the sand, also on the second jump into the water you can do the same thing but you can just hold straight down maybe a little right you can also do the same thing at 2:12:13 but that one is much harder than the other 2 and can only be done with a mushroom on 150 or 200 2:13:43 if you go slightly right instead of drifting there is a small gap in the tables which is basically a shortcut 2:13:54 useless fact if you go to the right of the statue there are some coins its also way slower
eazyspeezy coming out with the (absolutely correct) winter favoritism. my answer for the question why is "If youre cold, you can always put more layers on, but if youre hot, theres only so many you can remove"
20:25 "What if we crash? A little guy in a cloud comes and uses a fishing pole to put you back on the road." Thanks for all of the nostalgia and the laughs 🤣💜
Hey Eazy, I just wanna say that the reason the Boomerang and Cherry Cups have two city courses is basically because Tour’s cities and to a lesser extent, its 7 non-city nitros were all mandatory inclusions for the BCP. We only have it because of them. And since there are only 12 cups and 14 cities, 2 of the cups needed to have an extra city course in them so they could all be included.
the reason why donkey kong is always messing with you is bc certain characters that you pick have rival characters who will do better than the other cpus Donkey kong and Toad are the rivals of yoshi and peach , and there's a chart that you can look up that shows the rivals of all the characters
1:53:03 So actually, a lot of the cups of the booster course pass have two tour tracks, Nintendo just decided to not label such as being from tour if they weren't city tracks. So for example, tracks like Ninja Hideaway, Merry Mountain, and Piranha Plant Cove do come from tour, they're just disguised as not being as such for some odd reason
It’s probably because they’re not actually based on real world cities which is why those 6 courses don’t have a Tour prefix, even though they should because we can expect to see Piranha Plant Pipeline in the next game, which absolutely has to have the Tour prefix
Item strategy is definitely very important and you touched on the fact that you can only have one coin in first and you have the highest chance to get a coin in first(70%), but you can use this knowledge on another level. Basically if you are in first, have a protection item, and a coin in your second item slot, at the next item set you should cycle the banana as long as 2nd place is far enough away, so if a boo steals your item, it will steal your coin instead of protection, therefore extending your protection for longer. At 7:27 you said there was no point in switching items but I would have recommended cycling the banana.
Fr fr. i can also put on EazySpeazy to go to sleep, which is the highest compliment a creator can get IMO (steady volume level and relatively chill cadance)
Tip: if you get a coin in the first item slot and another item in the second item slot, don’t use the coin because if someone uses the boo item, they steal your coin and not your other item
yes i did watch the whole thing, my absolute favorite game of all time tbh. Once you delve into even more pro strats its just a blast feeling on top of the world This was a good showing of that feeling
I can confirm, as an employee of the Mario Kart Commission, that we do have lawful contracts with all authorities concerned with the competitions we host. The surf board ramps, Shy Guys' Forest, and so forth are all consenting to having their lands nuked by blue shells, polluted by high-performance racing vehicles, and waive any rights to civil torts as a result of anything that may or may not occur during the commission of these races.* Good driving, EazySpeezy. *: There is no Mario Kart Commission.
2:11:51 That quote is a really awesome and heartfelt quote that a lot of people need to hear. Thanks for being a kindhearted person while gaming @EazySpeezy :)
Spring is the best season actually. Best of both worlds really. Not cold and depressing like winter and not hot and annoying like summer. spring>summer>autumn>winter
The DS cheep cheep beach brought back so much nostalgia. I remember thinking up the water route on my own and feeling so smart when I’d beat the cpus with it.
eazy, you aint finished yet... to 100% the game, you need to beat every cc, get every kart piece, and win in every mode, INCLUDING every online mode, and if that video comes out when you succeed, i'll be so happy and proud
i have rewatched this video so many times. this is my goto video for listening to somethign in the background and every time i get to the "you are loved" part i get so happy and smiley.
I have very annoying memories of this game bc the only time I've ever played it was with my little cousin and he put it on the easiest setting, held a red shell and threw it at me every time I got close. When I put it on the next difficulty setting, he closed the game and switched to Netflix. The sore loserness is definitely genetic.
44:11 the reason both skips on this map worked was because of MKWii having “a faulty checkpoint system” where you just had to worry about properly updating a few key checkpoints. The Ultrashortcut where you drive around the mound at the start is (I believe) you hitting the first key checkpoint in front of the start, then avoiding the start to not go backwards and reverse the checkpoint count, then hit another checkpoint behind it and trigger the lap count. The actual skip after exiting the tunnel and using a mushroom across the lava gap on laps 2 and 3 are just due to the large gap between key checkpoints and (I believe) also hitting a smaller checkpoint that will count to you hitting a Lakitu respawn point. If you want a good explanation to the checkpoints, watching the start of SummoningSalt’s first ultrashortcut video.
If you ever do this run again you can save about 0.1 seconds on those cannon gliders like the one at the beginning of sweet sweet canyon and when doing offroad shortcuts jump on the slanted part of the rim to minimize your time on offroad
"ATTENTION! THE BRAIN HAS FOUND A FOUR HOUR VIDEO ON MARIO KART SPEEDRUNS! THERE WILL BE NO SLEEP PERIOD TONIGHT!" yes. the moment I found this video I needed to found a speedrun lmao
The amount of editing in this video is madly impressive. Also interesting upload time consudering Nintendo just announced the online servers are shutting down for Wii U and 3DS
Something is wrong with my mario Kart game. Every time I play in 200cc, it feels like 150cc, but when i watch other people play it, it feels like 200cc.
Winter is the best season because there's so little allergens in the air. Also, cold is the best temperature, because you can always put on more layers or wrap up under more blankets if you're too cold. If you're too hot, sucks to suck, can't take off more layers than you have on.
Ex-runner of the 48 Items category here! I want to give a few fun statistics for your consideration. Your 48 Items finished at about 1h40m16s. That would place you about 138th on the leaderboard. Also of note, you beat my first time on the leaderboard, which was 1h40m34s. My best time (and the one on the leaderboard) is 1h37m03s, which was done all the way back in 2018; currently, it's ranked at 62nd, but at time of submission, it was 15th. So, if nothing else, I believe you could beat my time if you really tried. Sure, you'd have to drop 3 whole minutes and then some to beat my record, but I think you could do that. And if that's too imposing, Top 100 only requires a time of 1h38m56s; easy enough for you to do if you practice your cuts and refine your lines. (Also, while I call myself an ex-runner, I still occasionally do the speedrun for fun; I just never really do it consistently anymore, and thus haven’t gotten close to my PB again as a result)
HOW DOES EAZYSQUEEZY SIT STILL FOR THREE HOURS JUST PRESSING BOTTONS!? LIKE, I CANT EVEN SIT STILL FOR 10 SECONDS thanks you so much for making amazing videos for us :)
4:43 items are distance based in this game, that means that the farther first place is away from other players the better items theyll get. So if im second place and the first place is 10 light years away from me i might get a rocket in second.
Hearing him say that the wii rainbow road was his favorite healed my poor inner child so much. Everyone used to get mad at me for wanting to play it all the time but it's the best race ever and I feel very validated
If they got mad, it's probably just a skill issue.
Rainbow Road on Wii is my guilty pleasure i LOVE It and hate it at the same time
Me and my sister would play that for hours rainbow road was hard but that only made winning sweeter
The mall was my favorite map personally but rainbow road from the wii will always make me feel warm and fuzzy inside
Out of all the MK8 maps, RRW is definitely one of my favorites! (I also really like Electrodome.) It's gorgeous and so fun to play on, even with the challenges. :)
I'll admit it's not my favorite Rainbow Road, but it's still an incredible track that's always worth running!
you already know our guy Eazy on team yosh !!!
yoshi
That's because yoshi (and others of his weight class) are considered the best characters in the game
Falc in the house 🎉! Team Yosh!
Congratulations on Yoshi eazyspeazy
the yoshi hive mind...
According to Don Shnack, the rival characters are based of what character *YOU* picked. There is a spreadsheet on it somewhere online.
I checked that out and it's Donkey Kong and Toad for Yoshi, so that tracks.
I believe second wind also explains the AI a bit including "The Chosen One"
And yeah the whole rival system means CPUs will take better lines to get you and be more aggressive overall
I usually play as Iggy and Ludwig and Toadette are my worst enemies. The amount of times I've cussed out Ludwig von Koopa is embarrassing lmaoo
@@penslaandco9111do you like dk?
1st half:
1st place - 43 times
2nd place - 4 times
3rd place - 1 time
Total points - 703
2nd half:
1st place - 45 times
2nd place - 2 times
4th place - 1 time
Total points - 708
Thank you very much
An eazyspeezy a day keeps the depression away
Real
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@KyleYuen-ve6wm NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@KyleYuen-ve6wm then i am gonna end it
no joke I just spent AN HOUR TRYING TO GET THE TIMESTAMPS FOR ALL THE TRACKS THEN ACCIDENTALLY CLOSED THE TAB AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
im just doing the cup timestamps now.
0:06 Mushroom Cup
5:05 Flower Cup
10:32 Star Cup
16:29 Special Cup
23:31 Shell Cup
28:47 Banana Cup
34:34 Leaf Cup
40:40 Lightning Cup
46:32 Egg Cup
51:34 Triforce Cup
57:02 Crossing Cup
1:02:12 Bell Cup
1:08:29 Golden Dash Cup
1:13:43 Lucky Cat Cup
1:19:24 Turnip Cup
1:24:23 Propeller Cup
1:29:58 Rock Cup
1:36:20 Moon Cup
1:42:38 Fruit Cup
1:48:47 Boomerang Cup
1:54:29 Feather Cup
2:00:11 Cherry Cup
2:06:24 Acorn Cup
2:13:02 Spiny Cup
Enjoy :3
As someone who has done timestamps like this on other videos I salute 🫡
@@fizzyizzypop1300 My respect to the both of you
The video is decided to chapters... Each chapter lasts one track. Sorry for your work
@@Melafefoni2112 Well it broke at 1:00:57 so still helpful after that.
@@lvlupproductions2480 Oh yeah, somehow I didn't notice
4:40 Can confirm in this game specifically they made items distance based instead of placement based. In most Mario Kart games you're limited to a set of items, Wii for example you'll get items like green shells, bananas and the occasional mushroom in second but you'll never pull a Golden, Lightning or Bullet, but in 8/Deluxe if someone is far enough ahead you can pull the shock, bullet or blue shell in 3rd or 4th. Cheese Land and Dry Dry Desert are prime examples of this item system in effect, especially when playing online
Fun fact if you are in 9th place or worse it also bars you from getting things like piranha plants bananas and basically anything that isn't a speed item but it's still also distance based so if you are in 12 place but everyone is super close to first you'll probably only get triple shrooms or stars but if you're far from first and in 9th you can pull bullets shocks and goldens
Yes the items are distance based but they are Also placement based
In MK8 on Wii U the items are only distance based but on MK8DX they're both distance and placement based
I never owned a WiiU so I was unaware of the position addition in Deluxe, I just knew that in both items were distance instead of solely based on position
The item pool is based on placement, the probabilities are based mostly on distance from 1st.
Best desert is without a doubt in my mind pumpkin pie
I feel like this would be faster if you used Mr Scooty or Biddy buggy considering it makes frontrunning easier, I couldn't tell if you were doing low tricks but the way to do them is holding forward on the steering stick, there is also a tech called motion glider which means if you have motion controls on you can stack steering and go way faster in a glider, I think he might be using a thing called soft drifting where you swap the stick between 2 positions to charge up mini turbo fast even on smooth large corners the positions are in a 40° angle up with the direction you started the drift and straight out on the other side
6:16 if you charge up an orange mini turbo you can cut that grass area saving a bit of time
9:50 if you hop once while in the grass you preserve more speed making that faster
13:17 getting a blue mini turbo is typically better than tricking off of the regular glider ramps
16:32 , 33:01 you are likely talking about super bounces which launch you way faster than normal the way it works is if you have a boost that isn't from boost panels and it activates before landing on the bouncy thing it launches you way further it can be used to set up for some shortcuts like mushroom gorge gap cut
16:45 instead of tricking into the glider cannon it's faster to hop and hit the end of the glider ramp since you can land sooner and driving is almost always faster than gliding
22:18 instead of hitting the spin booster you can charge up an orange mini turbo in the air which is a decent bit faster because spin boosters temporarily slow you down
24:56 the off-road there isn't that strong so charging an orange mini turbo through it is faster and honestly kinda easier than going around
25:08 there is a harder version of this shortcut that uses an orange mini turbo that saves a little more time but is a little bit more difficult
31:26 if you have a combo with 18+ mini turbo stat you can charge an orange mini turbo and hop over that small grass patch saving some time it's also possible on 150cc
31:45 you could charge a mini rurbi and hop to the ramp which also saves some time
40:16 that's called item lag and it's a bug fun fact sometimes it's so bad that it just gives wrong items like mushrooms in 1st place
41:30 if you ever have trouble tricking on things if you use pro con or joy con you can shake the controller
46:54 this is also something you can do on 150cc
48:00 fun fact there is I believe 216 different layouts for this track
48:54 if you land on that grass ramp with a mini turbo you can get the trick making the next turn easier or you could be insane and try and get a mini turbo and hop the gap next to the track grass
50:30 idk if you couldn't get the shortcut or if you don't know how to do it but you can get an orange mini turbo and take the inside shortcut pretty easily on 200cc
51:44 , 52:57 those striped parts are trickable
1:05:40 if you charge up an orange mini turbo and hop through the off road it's faster than going around
1:07:14 each path has a short cut the left on has the bigger but much harder shortcut where you cut out the 2 turns after and on the right path there is a much easier shortcut that cuts out 1 turn if you want to see the bigger one just search big blue big shortcut or something like that
1:10:10 if you charge up an orange mini turbo and hop before the off road you can reach the ramp saving a decent bit of time
1:12:39 if you have motion glider on or a mushroom taking the top path let's you do a kinda big shortcut
1:13:58 you can get an orange mini turbo and hop to the ramp saving time
1:16:40 you can also do this pretty easily on 150cc you just have to charge up an orange mini turbo before use it and charge up a blue when back on normal ground
1:20:44 if you start charging it earlier you can cut that small dirt patch and save some time even on 150cc
1:25:56 fun fact this track has the most time saving shortcut if you want to see it search gba snow land shortcut it'll probably show up
1:28:55 there is a way to cut the turn but it's really annoying to do
1:31:38 you can do that shortcut without a mushroom but it's really hard
1:31:45 if you can ride the rails you can get lower tricks saver time
1:33:06 kinda true but it's faster if you trick off the pipe near the track that's slightly right of the kart on screen
1:34:27 its absolutely worth going off-road when playing online so you can likely get a triple item making the section after the cannon safer
1:38:08 you can also do this on 150cc but after getting out of the grass you have to charge up a mini turbo
1:45:43 if you practice double gap cut its super easy and should be gone for every time
1:45:49 its actually better to go on the inside ramps because you can get the boost twice drift and get a boost that essentially cuts the last turn
1:47:22 if you drift instead of trick you can get a purple mini turbo which is much better than a trick boost
1:50:22 the offroad is weak there so if you charge an orange mini turbo its faster than going all the way around
1:51:37 if you start a drift over the ramp you can drive on the wall and do the skip without a mushroom
1:53:20 that white lip is trickable
1:58:38 its faster to drift and charge an orange mini turbo than trick
1:58:44 its faster to charge an orange mini turbo land on the second set of sponges start another drift and get a purple into the drain
2:01:25 you can drive up the lip on the curb and do a small shortcut without a mushroom
2:01:46 if you drift tight enough and hop you can cut off that off road which is slightly faster
2:03:26 you can hold the drift enough to just drive through the water because this isnt mario kart wii and it doesnt immediately send you into the abyss if you dont use a mushroom
2:08:17 if you drifted off the second ramp and got a mini turbo trick you can jump over that wall going much faster
2:08:30 its much easier on 150cc
2:10:32 the sidewalk is faster than the main road its also safer since red shells dont usually go up there
2:11:44 if you drift youcan skip that entire turn and get a purple mini turbo its not even hard to do just hold down and right and land on the onion looking thing than hold full right and release the mini turbo before landing in the sand, also on the second jump into the water you can do the same thing but you can just hold straight down maybe a little right you can also do the same thing at 2:12:13 but that one is much harder than the other 2 and can only be done with a mushroom on 150 or 200
2:13:43 if you go slightly right instead of drifting there is a small gap in the tables which is basically a shortcut
2:13:54 useless fact if you go to the right of the statue there are some coins its also way slower
i aint reading alat bro
@@InfernalDazeI am, that’s some good tips
the best desert is sahara desert
*dessert
tell me you’re autistic without telling me you’re autistic
7:41
“Now onto Twisted Mansion, which is gonna be the Boo level. I like this guy, I mean in general-“
*”DONKEY KONG”*
DONKEY KONG
I know the context, but I still cannot escape Scott the Woz
Even when dashie isn’t playing yoshi donkey still wants to hate
eazyspeezy coming out with the (absolutely correct) winter favoritism. my answer for the question why is "If youre cold, you can always put more layers on, but if youre hot, theres only so many you can remove"
As I used to say as a kid, "You can put on another layer, but you can't take off your skin". I'm realizing I was a weird child.
20:25 "What if we crash?
A little guy in a cloud comes and uses a fishing pole to put you back on the road."
Thanks for all of the nostalgia and the laughs 🤣💜
Hey Eazy, I just wanna say that the reason the Boomerang and Cherry Cups have two city courses is basically because Tour’s cities and to a lesser extent, its 7 non-city nitros were all mandatory inclusions for the BCP. We only have it because of them. And since there are only 12 cups and 14 cities, 2 of the cups needed to have an extra city course in them so they could all be included.
the reason why donkey kong is always messing with you is bc certain characters that you pick have rival characters who will do better than the other cpus
Donkey kong and Toad are the rivals of yoshi and peach , and there's a chart that you can look up that shows the rivals of all the characters
2:11:49 it's little things like this that keep me going. Thank you so much dude, and yes you've made an awesome video!🙂
1:53:03 So actually, a lot of the cups of the booster course pass have two tour tracks, Nintendo just decided to not label such as being from tour if they weren't city tracks. So for example, tracks like Ninja Hideaway, Merry Mountain, and Piranha Plant Cove do come from tour, they're just disguised as not being as such for some odd reason
It’s probably because they’re not actually based on real world cities which is why those 6 courses don’t have a Tour prefix, even though they should because we can expect to see Piranha Plant Pipeline in the next game, which absolutely has to have the Tour prefix
Isn't pirahna plant cove on 3ds
@@Finnthechatlmao that's piranha plant *slide*
piranha plant *cove* is from Tour
Item strategy is definitely very important and you touched on the fact that you can only have one coin in first and you have the highest chance to get a coin in first(70%), but you can use this knowledge on another level. Basically if you are in first, have a protection item, and a coin in your second item slot, at the next item set you should cycle the banana as long as 2nd place is far enough away, so if a boo steals your item, it will steal your coin instead of protection, therefore extending your protection for longer. At 7:27 you said there was no point in switching items but I would have recommended cycling the banana.
This is so satisfying to listen to like a podcast whilst you’re doing other stuff. Great vid 👍
Fr fr. i can also put on EazySpeazy to go to sleep, which is the highest compliment a creator can get IMO (steady volume level and relatively chill cadance)
Tip: if you get a coin in the first item slot and another item in the second item slot, don’t use the coin because if someone uses the boo item, they steal your coin and not your other item
9:00 DASHIE MENTIONED 🎧💯🔥
On God, had me surprised 😂
Bro it's crazy he has his exact set up, kart, wheels, and character
yes i did watch the whole thing, my absolute favorite game of all time tbh. Once you delve into even more pro strats its just a blast feeling on top of the world
This was a good showing of that feeling
I can confirm, as an employee of the Mario Kart Commission, that we do have lawful contracts with all authorities concerned with the competitions we host. The surf board ramps, Shy Guys' Forest, and so forth are all consenting to having their lands nuked by blue shells, polluted by high-performance racing vehicles, and waive any rights to civil torts as a result of anything that may or may not occur during the commission of these races.* Good driving, EazySpeezy.
*: There is no Mario Kart Commission.
I drive a lot for work, and listening to this as a podcast gives me peace. Thank you for the great content!
Ur videos are oddly calming. top 10 TH-camr to fall asleep to
the speediest speedrun
Except it's one of the longest
Speedruns are a proof that playing games can be art. This is truly beautiful to watch
I love this guy he always sounds so happy and i love him talking while doing his speed run’s i hope Eazy has blessed days❤️
“Squidward is going to spray us with his ink”-EasySpeezy 2024
The words of encouragement at the end made watching this for 2 hours straight worth it
I clicked the notification immediately when I saw mario kart
29:10 "I will take my banana out"
2:11:51 That quote is a really awesome and heartfelt quote that a lot of people need to hear. Thanks for being a kindhearted person while gaming @EazySpeezy :)
Yess!! This is going to be an exciting one to watch
Spring is the best season actually.
Best of both worlds really. Not cold and depressing like winter and not hot and annoying like summer.
spring>summer>autumn>winter
The DS cheep cheep beach brought back so much nostalgia. I remember thinking up the water route on my own and feeling so smart when I’d beat the cpus with it.
My favorite part is the first time he gets a bob-omb he just says with no emotion "I have a bomb" it just caught me off gaurd lol
eazy, you aint finished yet... to 100% the game, you need to beat every cc, get every kart piece, and win in every mode, INCLUDING every online mode, and if that video comes out when you succeed, i'll be so happy and proud
i like the part where easy says "I really like this track and the music."
i have rewatched this video so many times. this is my goto video for listening to somethign in the background and every time i get to the "you are loved" part i get so happy and smiley.
Therapist: EazySpeezy saying Lakitu isn't real, he can't hurt you
EazySpeezy saying Lakitu: Luh-kee-too 👁️👁️
Fun fact: if you have a banana and a blue shell is coming at you, you can throw the banana in order to hit it and dodge the blue shell using i-frames
The way I RAN to this comment section at 37:48 is insane in the Usain! The piano playing while you drive down it is hands down the best map mechanic!!
I never know what im signing up for when i click on your videos but its always worth it.
16:00
Me in the airport security office 😔
Me who knew everything in this video months prior:
Best video game to ever exist other than MKWii
Autumn is the best season, though Winter is definitely a close second.
I have very annoying memories of this game bc the only time I've ever played it was with my little cousin and he put it on the easiest setting, held a red shell and threw it at me every time I got close. When I put it on the next difficulty setting, he closed the game and switched to Netflix.
The sore loserness is definitely genetic.
The ability to talk and keep us entertained for as long as you do is insane!!!!
this video finally made me understand how drifting worked. . . thanks for this since i feel like i got better at mariokart after watching xD
Thank you for this 2 hour video
7:46 *Very distant* DONKEY KONG! (Is obviously mad at D.K for hitting/pushing him into the wall like a jerk) >:(
Yay I was feeling down but now that I’ve actually been to one of his recent vids I feel so much better
44:11 the reason both skips on this map worked was because of MKWii having “a faulty checkpoint system” where you just had to worry about properly updating a few key checkpoints. The Ultrashortcut where you drive around the mound at the start is (I believe) you hitting the first key checkpoint in front of the start, then avoiding the start to not go backwards and reverse the checkpoint count, then hit another checkpoint behind it and trigger the lap count. The actual skip after exiting the tunnel and using a mushroom across the lava gap on laps 2 and 3 are just due to the large gap between key checkpoints and (I believe) also hitting a smaller checkpoint that will count to you hitting a Lakitu respawn point. If you want a good explanation to the checkpoints, watching the start of SummoningSalt’s first ultrashortcut video.
If you ever do this run again you can save about 0.1 seconds on those cannon gliders like the one at the beginning of sweet sweet canyon and when doing offroad shortcuts jump on the slanted part of the rim to minimize your time on offroad
Easy Speezy and shortcat collab???
Donkey Kong is Ben's first Elden ring boss
Atenção!!! O cerebro encontrou um vídeo de 4 horas sobre speedrun de Mario Kart. Não haverá período de sono essa noite.
1:28:38 I agree. Ice cream is an OP desert!😍My favorite desert is cake, but hey, I do love cake with ice cream!🥰
Day 1 of asking Eazy to speedrun stick war 3 campaign
"ATTENTION! THE BRAIN HAS FOUND A FOUR HOUR VIDEO ON MARIO KART SPEEDRUNS! THERE WILL BE NO SLEEP PERIOD TONIGHT!" yes. the moment I found this video I needed to found a speedrun lmao
I love your speedruns because your voice is really soothing
2:11:50
Thanks man, I actually really needed to hear that
How can King Boo be last? I love that guy! The normal ghost is really cool too!
You dont even know how long i was hoping for this episode
Someone send this to poofesure
I kept thinking about Dashie when donkey Kong fucked you up! 😭 When you mentioned it I gasped
lol I watched the full video (I used your tips to win against my friends)
Also I agree with winter is the best season and Yoshi is amazing
The amount of editing in this video is madly impressive. Also interesting upload time consudering Nintendo just announced the online servers are shutting down for Wii U and 3DS
This is a fantastic speed run excited to watch you run it
2:11:49 In all seriousness, this was so, so sweet. Thanks, EzSpz, for the reminder and kind words!
Dude 2:12:00 wasnt expecting that sentence. Made me tear up a bit not gonna lie. Than kyou for the reminder
My life did get better thank you. Car is paid, no more bills for the forseen future. Bless
Something is wrong with my mario Kart game. Every time I play in 200cc, it feels like 150cc, but when i watch other people play it, it feels like 200cc.
I don't know why, but watching this for 2 hours after a really tiring day just made my so sleepy
Shortcat should do one of these
winter is a terrible season, you should move to a cold country and say that.
9:03
seeing you get bullied by donkey kong and thinking, "reminds me of dashie", and you then mentioning exactly that made me laugh
When EasySpeezy takes out his banana you know he's expecting to get hit in the butt.
i wish my sister didnt eat the gamecard for Mariokart 😭
WHAT
Game: Gives EazySpeezy a bunch of bananas
DK: Oooooh, banana!
EazySpeezy: WHY IS DONKEY KONG AFTER ME?!?!?!?!
I saw a guy they called the drift king doing this speedrun back in college. What a guy.
Super fun and very positive. Thank you!
Let’s go finally he does [vanilla] Mario kart.🎉🎉
I fell asleep whole watching this, and low key the nap went hard, so thanks
my casual Mario kart is a speedrun.
Seeing Eazy avoid the spinning cars in coconut mall is priceless lmfao
Winter is the best season because there's so little allergens in the air. Also, cold is the best temperature, because you can always put on more layers or wrap up under more blankets if you're too cold. If you're too hot, sucks to suck, can't take off more layers than you have on.
Would you consider doing a super sluggers story mode speed run?
Ex-runner of the 48 Items category here! I want to give a few fun statistics for your consideration.
Your 48 Items finished at about 1h40m16s. That would place you about 138th on the leaderboard. Also of note, you beat my first time on the leaderboard, which was 1h40m34s. My best time (and the one on the leaderboard) is 1h37m03s, which was done all the way back in 2018; currently, it's ranked at 62nd, but at time of submission, it was 15th.
So, if nothing else, I believe you could beat my time if you really tried. Sure, you'd have to drop 3 whole minutes and then some to beat my record, but I think you could do that. And if that's too imposing, Top 100 only requires a time of 1h38m56s; easy enough for you to do if you practice your cuts and refine your lines.
(Also, while I call myself an ex-runner, I still occasionally do the speedrun for fun; I just never really do it consistently anymore, and thus haven’t gotten close to my PB again as a result)
What's with the Mario Tour hate? They're unique looking.
I once did this in two days.
My hat’s off to you for doing this in one go.
I think this is the first time I've ever actually known most of the speedrun tricks just because I'm obsessed with MK8DX tech 😅
43:42, the red shell hit the Goomba lol
HOW DOES EAZYSQUEEZY SIT STILL FOR THREE HOURS JUST PRESSING BOTTONS!? LIKE, I CANT EVEN SIT STILL FOR 10 SECONDS
thanks you so much for making amazing videos for us :)
Dashie should watch this video
4:43 items are distance based in this game, that means that the farther first place is away from other players the better items theyll get. So if im second place and the first place is 10 light years away from me i might get a rocket in second.
this video BLASTED me with Nostalgia
My god! I just recently started playing it and now I am gonna be fully dunked on by Maestro. Fascinating
Great video! I love Mario Kart, I have anger issues because of it 😂
It's so weird seeing the old Wii maps in higher resolution with decent graphics and shaders 😂